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This is the salty shekel.How Hebrew are you?!


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This is the salty shekel.

How Hebrew are you?!
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>>80830456
I'll have you know I dropped five pennies on the footpath the other day, and I only bothered to pick up one.
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>>80830456
I'll have you know I dropped five pennies on the footpath the other day, and I only bothered to pick up one.
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>>80831071
So?
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>>80830456
This morning I had hamburger for breakfast.
Without any cheese.
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I sued a guy for property damage and mental anguish because his dog dented my bumper.
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>>80830456
I slide threads with only my flag
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>>80831245
Right this way
<--
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>>80830456
I have hole in my penny pocket.
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>>80836698
Oh wrong pic,sorry :(
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I vote for the pro refugee party because they also happen to be pro free market.
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The holocaust happened!
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gavoyga or some shit, let me in already you stupid fucking goy
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I'm single handedly causing the collapse of Western society through subversion of government, education, media, and economy, in several different countries across two hemispheres.
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>>80830456
I ate a bowl of baby foreskins this morning...without any milk.
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>>80830456
I once bought a bag of candy for 2.50 and sold each indivisual piece for 25c
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>>80830456

i shut weenie hut germany when they said i couldn't hide what was inside
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>>80830456

I dress, act, talk and behave like a jew and even tell my children that they are jewish(eve though I and they aren't actually jews) because my boss is Jewish and I hope that he gives me a $5 per week raise.
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>>80830456
I'm so Hebrew I ran to raise the minimum wage and fix wealth inequality and am running off with a bunch of retards money.
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How Hebrew am I? How Hebrew am I?!

Oh I'll show you how Hebrew I am. You got any spare change, goyim?
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When my father was a child he used to buy cheap candy from a store, then sell it to tourists for double the price. He became a dentist later in life. My mother used to be a politician. All my siblings are businessmen or work in politics.

I own a small store, selling nature products to nu-males and gullible females and other dumb goyim. I spend my free time shilling.
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My credit score is above 800 and I negotiated for a very reasonable interest rate on a loan yesterday.
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>>80830456
I lied about having my own bag despite taking one from the shop, just to save 5 cents.
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>>80830456
i stoned my first born son for not repaying his 5 doller debt to me
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Do you really have to ask
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>>80839808
You don't even have to say anything, the flag is enough to let you in
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>>80836896
why do you have a picture of a condom filled with spaghetti
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