http://shanghaiist.com/2016/07/12/giant_guan_yu.php
Thoughts? Kind of cool. Why isn't your nation currently celebrating its history and culture by producing giant statues?
Ffs I was only 2 turns away from producing that... Why do we let China wonder whore again?
AMERICA SHOULD MAKE A STATUE OF TRUMP LIKE THAT
ALL GOLD
STANDING IN FRONT OF HIS MAGICAL WALL
MAKE IT HAPPEN GUYS!
TRUMP
R
U
M
P
>>80827549
because its something only shitskins do
>>80827654
Took me like 10 seconds to realize what you said.
>>80827549
looks awesome. would be a shame if an airplane hits it.
I like Dynasty Warriors as much as the next guy but this is going a little overboard.
>>80827549
Hahahaha lmaoing at that poly count, looks like something out of Minecraft. I mean this game has excellent graphics why not use them to the fullest?
>>80827606
that looks like something out of Naruto
>>80827779
Th-that's not true at all.
What? Maybe the fucking goofy easter islanders, whatever the fuck they were.
>>80827549
Looks like it belongs in a Blizzard-game.
>>80827654
I'll suck your dick if this is a Rise of Nations reference.
That's exactly where my mind went as well.
Nice statue. And pretty descriptive of the chinese governments mood right now.
>>80827549
Looks tacky. And we are but the crazy horse monument is taking a long time.
>>80827654
Top kek
>>80827772
Fuck you and your Trump gold statue
Didn't we build a big fucking Ark?
>>80827549
>Building a 20 story statue of a war god facing America
Not a good sign
>>80827549
That is awesome.
>>80827903
du horer hjemme i en fjert gasskammer
>>80827549
I like the idea..
Not so much the execution. It looks cheap and blocky.
>>80827549
That's awesome as fuck
>>80827941
No fuck you
>China
>war
kek
pretty fucking cool honestly, i wish we made statues of turkish heroes like this
>inb4 some russian climbs it
>>80827999
>>80827923
>>80827903
How was the shift in the salt mines?
>>80827549
Fucks sake man its like China's trying to build an MMORPG in real life.
>>80828042
>Turkish heroes
GUAN YU DID NOTHING WRONG!
>>80828042
You've already got one
>>80827549
That would be considered nazi in Germany.
Irresponsible towards minority feelings if you praise your own culture and history.
Good for China though.
>>80827549
Thats nice. We are too primitive to stack stones that high, so we stick to smaller projects.
>>80827549
that is fuckign dope
![tumblr_nx7z82Obe91qzfsnio5_r1_1280[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/DAedrNg.png "tumblr_nx7z82Obe91qzfsnio5_r1_1280[1].png")
>>80828042
Japan already did that for you
http://geyserofawesome.com/post/132497506638/leave-it-to-japan-to-create-an-awesome-memorial
Does anyone realize China is getting ready to fuck up every nation, I'm a happa so I wish they would take me in fuck this world
Let's look at this chinese quality statue in 15 years.
>>80828146
Great looking face, though.
looks stupid
"BUILD WALL, LEE YUNG!"
Chinese guy: *HUH? WALLIOR? AAH WARRIOR*
>>80827549
>Why isn't your nation currently celebrating its history and culture by producing giant statues
I'm not sure how far along it is but there were plans to rebuild the Colossus of Rhodes
>>80828202
Muchuuu powerfur sworduu
>>80828146
Good for you, Bulgaria. Lookin pretty fucking cool.
>>80827549
Wouldnt a statue dedicated to a deity go against the Communist Atheist policy?
>>80827549
looks good, desu
prolly unlveiling a statue of the god of war for the upcoming happening
>>80827549
that is beautiful
>>80827606
it better have drains in it
>>80827549
Looks like it's carved out of dookie
>>80827549
>tfw it turns out to be a massive styrofoam bootleg
China'd by China
>Why isn't your nation currently celebrating its history and culture by producing giant statues
We already have one
>>80827606
This is before the seagulls get to it
>>80828126
GAS THE SHU
RACE WAR NOW
CAO CAO DID NOTHING WRONG
Very anime
But I suppose it could be worse
>>80827549
Awesome
>>80828145
>What is the Hermannsdenkmal
>>80828125
>>80828139
>>80828176
eyy alamayo famalamias
here have some (you)s
>>80828253
China seems pretty doublethinkish on matters of spirituality.
It looks nothing like Kanu.
>>80828202
Autism.
>>80828253
Guan yu was a general
>>80827549
Not really a god of war.
He's part of the Chinese folklore pantheon, kinda like ancestor worship or a saint in Catholic culture. He's revered because he was quite the noble warrior from the Three Kingdom period.
If I am not mistaken there are pictures of Guan Yu glued on doors in the rural areas, since Guan Yu is more of some sort of saint defending people from evil.
![bBoeVTTq_400x400[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/g9yzeDO.jpg "bBoeVTTq_400x400[1].jpg")
Looks like something out of a fantasy game.
Looks cool. But the overall goofy comical design puts it off somehow
>>80827549
Can you imagine if America built something as cool as that?
>"oh my god its 2016! Like we're not living in ancient times anymore! Hello, does anybody think of all the homeless people this would of fed if we spent the money on them instead? Umm, why is it a guy? Uhh, why is it a white male"
I want off this ride.
>>80827549
to be honest that is pretty damn awesome.. Haven't you guys played Dynasty Warriors?
>>80828079
I'm not salty. I would be really happy if we made a statue of that size of Odin for example.
And as I said. I like the idea. But the statue do look a bit cheap.
>>80827549
robe swirls look a little blocky but overall pretty cool tbqh familia
>>80828042
mmm
NICE TRY BUT I WANT THE SHU FUCKING SHITS TO LEAVE
WU FOREVER. WU IS LIFE.
>>80828202
ITS TRIGGERING MEE
REEEEEEEEEE
>>80828202
Do you suppose it was miscalculation?
![climbing-on-top-of-the-motherland-calls-monument-in-volgograd-35[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Nov0WKG.jpg "climbing-on-top-of-the-motherland-calls-monument-in-volgograd-35[1].jpg")
>>80827549
Pretty cool but Russia has cooler ones.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VaZSwoThoY
>>80828358
Implying you wouldn't.
>>80828320
He looks like black Joseph Stalin.
>>80827941
lel getting mad at someone online
>>80828353
Guan Yu god of justice traditional gangland lord of honour
>>80827549
>Why isn't your nation currently celebrating its history and culture by producing giant statues?
Producing statues of Mohammed is HARAM
It looks like shit.
Samurai mecha vs Guan Yu mecha when?
>>80827549
O SHIT
>>80828320
>Carving MLK out of a white stone
>>80827549
>builds a statue of war hero
>has time to steal islands
wow the chinks are quick
I like this one, not mongolian, but it's a badass statue
>>80827549
Might offend refugees
Also even if something similar was done here, no way it would be a warrior.
Barbarossa, charlemagne, Roland or Siegfried would be offensive and they were brutal and bad people in their lifetimes.
We would get some gay shit like a faggot that organised resistance against le ebil Nazi scum or Hildegard von Bingen.
Sounds like Chinese men desire to compensate their little penises, so they come up with these giant dildo-statues of folkloric personalities.
Here we have a giant statue Of The Only One Who deserves it, Jesus Christ. Then you ask yourself why China is on its knees before all sort of degeneracy --- mainly the communism.
![wowscrnshot_020113_175519[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4tzHXOu.jpg "wowscrnshot_020113_175519[1].jpg")
I mean look at it
Looks like something from WoW honestly
>>80828478
Aren't we all white on the inside, anon?
>>80827549
>mfw even if we had a budget for a colossal statue we don't have any cool war gods to commemorate.
>>80828492
desu they probably used a 3D printer
It'll be falling apart within a decade like everything else China builds.
>>80828326
It you were to built a historical monument today I meant.
>>80827549
pretty cool. I'd build a statue of Arthas or Anakin though
>>80828535
Topkek
>>80828467
howdoyouturnthison
Post yfw the Chinese used a fucking Koei character design for 1320 statue.
>>80828358
>Looks like something out of a fantasy game.
it's other way around. Fantasy copies old art
>>80828402
It is for support. They opted to have the glaive cut into the foundation rather than have the support connection visibly exposed.
>>80828501
>
>>80828599
I meant WoW
>
>>80828512
>>80828496
Have been up the top of that thing. You don't really get a proper feel for the size of it until you stand on the horses head. Fucking massive!
>>80828459
>yfw it becomes local tradition to high dive off his dick
>>80827910
it's a civ reference most likely
![Huitzilopochtli_V[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/hSx7rba.png "Huitzilopochtli_V[1].png")
>>80828534
The must've based it on the wrong likeness.
>>80828565
>Sockel größer als Statue
I thought Lu Bu was the God of War
>>80828591
>strayan education
>>80828405
>>80828310
I love this one
>the engineering it took to get the arms to stay up
>>80827549
because stone idols are heresy
humility is a European virtue
>>80828620
>Miscalculation
>Chinese
>Do the math
(no really, they do)
>>80827772
DUDE TRUMP LMAO
>>80828649
aoe2 homos
>>80828587
>>80827654
hah
>>80828366
In russian language number one = odin. Pagan math.
Why do China suddenly cares about her past, fucking commies took great pleasure in ruining everything reminiscent of the empire.
Is that for tourism purpose? Are they trying to instill nationalism just like europeans did before 1914?
>>80827850
cause it's easier to manufacture that way ofc
>>80828659
They also chose the wrong outfit.
>>80827549
looks stupid because of that robe. Its too much and spear head. as well maybe the eyebrows and facial hair
>>80828534
You can commemorate El Wallio the god of wise decisions.
>>80828813
It would look great in some Disneyland-like part
i wish my country wasnt so fucking cucked that we dont build patriotic ass statutes anymore
you cant have any love of country or people in this multicultural salad bowl
we have blacks killing our police while the media scrambles to tell people to "listen to both sides!"
meanwhile china goes and builds a colossal tribute to their WAR GOD
>>80828759
There is nothing about Odin that connects him to the number 1 though.
If anything he is connected to 9.
He also has way way more named then just Odin. I believe it is about 130+ names he has.
And Odin is just the Modern spelling of that name.
Pretty clear message from China.
I'd say you yanks need to stop fucking around with em
>>80827654
>Civ V reference
>2016
Wew lad
>>80828761
Because "communism" is kind of dead (at least economically) in China, the only thing left is the one party style bureaucracy with some "socialist core values" (but that's all bullshit), and they kinda regret about cultural revolution.
They'd rather cling on their grorious past so they can look better. I mean, everybody was in awe of China's culture and History until commies took everything.
>>80827549
Meanwhile, our biggest statue is the biggest statue of Jesus in the world. I suppose the pope is second
>>80829014
BAZINGA
>>80827549
Why not me REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBBVPSsFCUc
Awesome.
Too bad we could never do something like that in America due to the endless liberal crying of how all the money could have been spent on black people and dem programs.
>>80828146
is that bulgaria or your retarded cousins ?
Better than building apartment buildings that no one will ever live in I guess.
>>80829014
>>80829014
ZAMBOOBLE
>>80827549
It's a bit on the large side and artistically lacking, I also do not like the brownish color very much.
That being said, I wish we would still build statues ourselves.
>>80828767
>>80828659
>>80828337
Fuck that series for having a Shu bias despite Hakufu being the protag.
>>80827958
No. We dont build shit! Are infrastructure is fucking old. Our new homes are fucking old and still look like something made in the 90s. Our electric power poles are still fucking wooden!!! Our highways look like shit! I can keep going.
>>80827654
>civ reference
HELLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO REDDIT
Lu Bu woulda been sick.
Thats pretty fuckin rad statu, we should build one in america of Robert E Lee
>>80828202
Glorious China steel cuts through rock like through paper!
Remember when the West built big beautiful things?
>>80828405
>20 ft nipples
Thanks.
>>80829314
We do! Like the Holocaust menorial in Berlin.
That's cool, too bad it's probably filled with trash or styrofoam since it's china.
>>80827910
>>80828730
>2 turns
Civ is a turn-based game faggots.
>>80827549
I have this guy in Puzzle & Dragons, he's not so great. I use a loli team instead
>>80827549
Kewl!
>>80829259
That one is ours. This is the Macedonian version, since they consider him their king. When he ruled the land that is now Macedonia was part of Bulgaria, and he moved his capital there.
>>80828932
China announced yesterday that if America interferes in the South China sea they will make certain US suffers a loss they cannot bear.
Also Xi Jin Ping has ordered the Chinese ICBM's to be prepped for deployment VIA their new orbital array using tungsten hypersonic warheads that can hit every city in the US within 7 minutes
Based.
Looks like emperor Xis Han cultural revival is going as planned
I like that high performance 1982 watercraft in OPs pic
>>80827549
Cao Cao did nothing wrong tho.
Doesn't make up for all the ancient buildings and art they destroyed during the "cultural revolution".
>>80829600
Gotta start somewhere again.
>>80829535
I've been there. It was suh-weet
>>80827549
Absolutely disgusting.
>>80828932
>>80829484
America's developing their own stratospheric defense fleet but they have like 1 ship, It's not going to stop China (Which has been processing weapons grade uranium almost constantly for the last decade)
China has enough material for about 2000 warheads, They've probably built a fuck ton of nukes and are just keeping them hidden
>>80828320
Thought this was stupid until they said it was suppose to be half finished like my bowl of cereal
>>80829429
Pic unrelated.
>>80829163
Hire all black tradesmen to build it. Win-win.
>>80827910
>RoN
>turn based
You should probably stop listing off games /v/ likes and actually play some.
>Be Commie China
>Destroy religious artifacts and declare atheist b/c "too superstitious"
>Be Commie China today
>Make statue of War God and expecting to grant them luck against every neighbor
You cant make this shit up. kek
>>80829484
Life was getting boring anyway
Please do something China
I think the world forgot how crazy we can really be when let loose
>>80828591
Heheheheh silly kangaroo.
>>80827549
There'd be a massive libcuck outcry if the west tried anything like that. It'd probably then have to be some nignog kang but then you wouldn't want that.
>>80828202
fucking chinks can't get one thing right
best we got, pretty shit desu
>>80829994
We build statues of our generals and presidents all the time
It is nothing new and there is barely a vocal minority against these statues
I can't even remember one except the college kids crying about a Lenin statue getting taken down which was hilarious
>>80829839
Guan Yu was a real person you moron. 'God of war' is figurative.
>>80828666
Better?
>>80829679
Silver surfer?
>>80827549
So 2 more statues? There were 3 of them:
Liu Bei (swords), Guan Yu (halberd) and Zhang Fei (spear).
>>80830112
Didn't BLM get some statue of a white academic removed from a university because rayciss some time ago?
Anyway I meant building a statue of similar scale/context. The chink monument is clearly meant to be something empowering rather than just made in the guy's honor.
>>80830179
It's clearly the national research centre of paper airplane technology.
>>80829484
Russia-USA alliance when
>>80827654
10/10
>>80829679
Stan Lee's Russian monument
>>80829375
already done m8.
>>80830100
Yuck
>chinese construction
kek all that's missing is a murderous escalator to the top.
Can't wait for the video where we see a big chunk of his robe break off and kill a hundred people.
>>80827549
Cant believe chinks actually built this
>>80829933
WW3 will last 8 minutes, humanity will be completely wiped out if a full nuclear exchange occurs (12'000 bombs). If you survive the blast by being out of the effect radius hemispheric wind belts will carry the radiation around the world and you'd die a slow painful death.
If anyone does survive the destruction would be so horrendous that wed enter a new ice age and after that much of the earth will become deserts like the Middle East (Atmospheric damage creates low pressure zones)
>>80830100
fixed
>>80830203
zhang fei and liu bei are popular folklore since the plays from the yuan dynasty but they never achieved "sainthood". Not really sure how to translate it, deified maybe? Either way, no.
>>80830100
Think you are missing the point mate. We do not need huge statues to celebrate our history. We are still living it. That crap is art. All our monument are understated as we are great. They are just trying to make them selves feel great.
>>80830432
I won
>>80828202
Its done for support you fool
>>80827549
Looks pretty fucking rad
>>80830415
Blasphemy.
>>80828501
>charlemagne, Roland
>germans
kek - you need to understand that *germanic* doesn't mean "german". Modern day germany is one kind of germanic. Do you understand you silly kraut?
Stop appropriating my country's history to compensate for your lack of glory. Faggot.
You can live in this one
http://www.boredpanda.com/appennino-sculpture-colossus-giambologna-florence-italy/
fugg :--DDD
>>80827772
America has no gold, the reserves were emptied years ago and all of its contents shipped abroad
Maybe USA can produce an action figure sized golden trump statue, if he loses 15pounds
>Guan Yu
>not someone from Wei like Cao Cao, Zhang Liao or Guo Jia
>not someone from Wu like Lu Meng, Zhou Yu or Lu Sun
>not Lu Bu
>not even a decent Shu like Pang Tong or Huang Zhong
>Guan Yu
Guan Yu has been fucking garbage in every single thing he has ever been in ever, unless he was genderbent to a girl.
>>80827549
Thats Guang Gong..
>>80830463
Maybe because he fought on weaker end, won his way through ranks and could be generous, but he only became god after death.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vwi77qlEl9c
>>80828146
Isn't his assumed attire based on the Hungarian crown jewels? I know both had probably been made according to Byzantine fashion, but they're way too similar.
>>80830722
t. Dynasty Warriors pro
>>80830485
Thats the most rationalization I've seen since Farage left UKIP. Whatever helps you sleep at night, I guess.
>>80827549
I like giant statues and think more should be produced to illustrate the glory of civilization but I don't really care for the style they went for. It looks too cartoonish to be majestic.
>>80827549
Man, these guys are on a roll.
Today they unveiled a statue depicting Ai Phon, the Chinese god of factory workers.
>>80829717
kek
>>80830722
>Lu Bu
>Famous for being the greatest warrior of the age yet still a massive coward who spent all his time drinking and eating.
Lu Bu actually sucked, he was not a hero
It's a false god. There is noting to celebrate
>>80830722
Literally all literally who's except Cow Cow and Do Not Pursue.
>>80828310
What's with the fucking carved graffiti at the bottom?
>>80829777
The worst part is that /v/ hates vidya.
>>80828042
http://www.dailydot.com/layer8/respect-the-robot/
>>80830858
Bulgaria and Hungary were next door neighbors, sharing a very long border and flip-flopping a few fortress cities during that period.
I don't think its a big surprise they are depicted as looking alike.
>>80827549
>chinese architects
>>80828310
10/10 bertty gudd :D
>>80828320
i legit thought that was a jay-z statue until i read the file name.
>>80827549
Gaudy as fuck,
though I can see Americans and other third-worlders liking this shit.
Is this anime
>>80830415
sauce please
>>80827549
It looks pretty damn great.
>>80831263
prison school
>>80830485
We built monuments when we had an empire and unquestionably were great, we stopped and started building purely functional brutalist shit instead during the post war decline, since the end of that we started building shit like >>80830100 in contemporary art styles that no-one actually likes to look at but maybe 1% of the population enjoys writing essays about what it truly means. I don't think your hypothesis holds up.
>>80827606
A new hero from LoL.
>>80831120
GLORIOUS CHINA STEEL CUT THROUGH ROCK LIKE PAPER
HOW CAN ANY OTHER STEEL COMPETE?
>>80827549
>Why isn't your nation currently celebrating its history and culture by producing giant statues?
We have democracy and clean air.
>>80831228
You're right, they should have improperly copied the Greco-Roman style instead.
>>80831120
useless
>>80830163
This is in Berlin.
remember when the US used to stand for liberty
>>80827549
>chinese god of war
>china doesn't even have a military
lol
not one pic of teddy??
>>80830858
Reading my previous response it sounds kinda defensive, which isn't how I feel and wasn't my intention, so I'll write the harshest possible critique of the statue now, to contrast.
Firstly, we already have four depictions of tzar Samuil, actual ones, from his time period, and they look nothing like the new statue I posted here. There is no physical likeness and the sculptor obviously made a lot of things up.
Secondly, we have the skeleton of the real man, and there are scientific restorations of his face, again unlike the one in the modern statue. The skeleton is also that of a weaker, gentler man, and not the fierce warrior shown to us by the sculptor.
Thirdly, tzar Samuil died in his 70s, and was more of a monk figure, while the statue portrays a 40 year old warlord. Most likely, although we can't know that, tzar Samuil wasn't the type to lead armies from the front, and had commanders do that for him. Further, when the actual Samuil was in his 40s he wasn't a tzar, rather he was some sort of official for the previous tzar, Simeon Roman. Thus the modern statue doesn't make sense, either he wasn't tzar when he was an angry fit man, or he wasn't an angry fit man when he was tzar, both ways its wrong.
Fourth, the symbols. You noticed the hungarian crown jewels, thats where the sculptor got inspiration from. Also, there is the Vergina sun, which modern macedonians and greeks argue over, but neither was bulgarian in nature. The belt buckle is inspired from a female ornament worn on the head, the sword is with the wrong size and not time appropriate for Samuil, the robe is too long and possibly not time appropriate, the cloak is hanging in a way that it physically can't, and the bulgarian scepter is a short one, like a mace, rather than the long staff he is given in the modern statue.
tbc
>>80827549
the only reason they would do this is if they're getting ready to fuck you hard red dot.
>>80828353
These Chinks have so got the right idea when it comes to religion. Ancestor worship and the veneration and deification of great national figures. Chuck in a little bit of Tao and the like for the more mystically inclined, and Wang's your uncle.
Impressive
>>80830641
>implying that it wont be made by the melted down teeth of Mexican cartel members
>>80827549
*topples over in earthquake*
>>80828320
>niggers are so lazy they stopped carving when they got to the feet to go smoke a philly blunt
This guy deserves a bigger statue t b h
>>80831597
fuck liberty
>>80828330
kek'd
Poland has better Jesus statue than Brazil.
>pic related
>the statue clips with the building
>>80831615
Fifth, the tzar is known for dying after his army was blinded. Its ironic that he was given glowing eyes, which charge during the day and glow during the night. Its even more ironic that they broke down and he was "blinded" himself when they stopped glowing. They've since been replaced, but that was a big facepalm moment from me.
Why the sculptor gave him glowing eyes in the first place is a mystery I can't comprehend.
Sixth, the base of the statue has non-bulgarian motives, and isn't time appropriate.
Seventh, the statue is in bronze, while I feel it would have been more appropriate to make it from another metal, either the iron/steel of war, or the marble/stone of civilization, or the gold (or imitation of) of royalty. Bronze is neither here nor there.
Overall, I rate the statue 7/10, it looks cool, but its a comic book statue. Still good effort, reminds people of history, sticks it to the macedonians, and it looks edgy and modern, even if the historical value suffered for it. I'm glad some of my tax money went there rather than to feed gypsies.
>>80831610
Teddy is forgotten.
>>80828310
>>80827549
Who would win in a fight?
>tfw you're a convict with no significant history and jealous of other countries' histories
>>80830599
dat comic sans
>>80831944
the emu war tho
>>80827549
hmm really made me think
I wish America would erect more big ass monuments.
>>80827549
>>80827564
>>80827588
>>80827606
gaudy and undignified. Looks like it was designed by an 8 year old anime lover
>>80828478
There at my feet shalt thou be laid,
Of purest alabaster made;
For I would have thine image be
White as I can, though not as thee.
