https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNlPsupx6Ks
oh there's one over there lets go shoot that thing
>you'll never get to shoot niggers with hickok45 in the upcoming race war
feelsbadfam
hicock45 here
lifes g... almost over
>>80826308
i always wanted be to the heavy weapons guy but are you just picked randomly or selected?
i take it you gotta be ripped and fit as fuck to carry an lmg or light anti-tank piece
>>80826042
He must be on soda pop patrol. He literally hates the sugary jew.
>>80826504
They aren't so heavy but being built helps. I'm a manlet and lugged around an M249
>>80826042
Noice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPQYK5ZMbWY
>>80826504
>ripped as fuck
Military isn't about strength, it's about endurance. As long as you're able to carry the thing over a long time, you're good.
/r/ "when the C4 hits you" pic
>>80826504
it sucks
you give it to the gullible dude who thinks it will be cool so they can feel the pain of all that fucking weight
>>80827144
>>80826805
answer is his question >>80826504 how do you get picked to be the lmg guy
"All right, let's try to put a few rounds in the dindu at the back..."
*Bam*
*Bam*
"Ah ah, nice!"
"Let's get those little nogs at the front"
>>80826504
>lmg
Either short end of the stick or manlet..
Not even joking.
>>80826504
You can volunteer for it, you're squaddies will be more than happy to have an idiot willing to carry the heavy stuff
Aren't those indian burial mounds. OMG the insensitivity!
>>80830302
Evil white man must pay, that sacred land was meant for casinos
>>80826774
Kek, thanks.
This guy dodged the Vietnam draft.
Complete coward thats all I have to say.
>>80826504
Most of the time manlets are picked to be them.
Being a big guy isn't good for once.
>>80831820
He did? I feel like he was born in the early 40s she he wouldnt have been drafted.
>>80831820
So?
Fuckloads of people did.
>hey let's send the young and strong to die and leave the sick and weak to reproduce
Good idea, then you can pursue pharmaceutical ransom against the american people!
Oh shit social security
Ohshit welfare
Oh shit bailouts.
Wait... its like it actually happened....
hickok45 da nig slayer
>>80834109
I actually think it would be hilarious if someone edited nigs being slain into his woods walk videos.
>>80834109
hey guys hickock45 here just killin some nigs
>>80831820
He was too young to fight in "Nam dumbass.
>>80826504
>>80826805
>>80827377
Well
>>80829704
Is right, the newest/least liked member of the squad usually gets it, and for some damned reason usually the manlets as well. Once in a blue moon you'll have someone who actually likes it and volunteers, but that's rare.
