Question, motherfuckers.
Has any other country out there produced such a strong national identity? I don't think so.
Portugal, caralho!
America here. Land of the free, home of the whopper.
Have you not seen how we celebrate our nation's birthday?
>>80765556
>Canada
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6D7JmnJXtzo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlOwSXWuFDI
>East Timor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fbc8etmbp10
>US - NJ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiu1SiIJdwA
>Portugal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Nkqk5MCSBs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BD17jegi7qQ
>>80765786
Have you not seen how THE WORLD celebration our TRIUMPH?
>>80766189
I haven't
SHOW ME
Why did they start playing Xutos & Pontapés at the Stadium after the game ended in France?
>>80766519
Just pick one, Cleetus. -> >>80765874
>>80766742
No fucking clue.
I am still waiting for adequate replies, you cunts. Prove yourselves or admit the portuguese identity's unquestionable superiority.
>>80766940
this map should be enough to prove how strong our national identity is
I can post some Salazar's if you want.
>>80767882
Let's post some Estado Novo memorabilia, yes.
PORTUGAL SIM FILHOS DA PUTA!
>>80768107
>>80768092
>>80768287
>>80765874
I must be the only Canadian with Portuguese blood who doesn't really give a shit about Portugal. These people are cringeworthy IMO.
>>80768287
GORDO BALEIA SACO DE AREIA PAU NO CU DOS TUGAS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAJA
>>80768322
>>80768401
I didn't even know where Portugal was on the world map till I Googled it that's how insignificant your country is.
>>80768433
>>80768474
>>80768365
ALBERTO BARBOSA
>>80768448
I think you mean how shitty american education is.
You used to be pretty great.
Used to...
also, wtf is this ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dr6fcJU_cYs
>>80768517
>>80768474
NÓIZ ERA REI E PA
>>80768474
>>80768448
(YUO)
>>80768548
>>80765556
> strong national identity
Brazil?
>>80768614
>>80768622
>>80768593
>>80768593
AI IRMÃO MACACO AJUDE-ME A DIFAMA-LOS
>t. intensifies
>>80768601
Pior que nóis era mesmo
pic related
>>80768685
The start of the empire
Fuck you guys.
I'm not like the Moorish faggots who live below Mondego river.
I hope you all fucking burn and die, fucking niggers.
RECONQUISTA NOW
>>80768777
>>80768680
Guess who gave them a national identity to begin with.. . .. . . .
>>80768622
BICHA GORDA OLHE ESTA DLICINHA
>>80765556
>Nation Identity
>Not saying Swiss
>MFW
>>80768840
Don't fall for the memes m8, our country is extremely homogeneous
>>80768589
Shitty? I'm pretty sure Portugal doesn't have something as near beautiful as the economic center of the world New York. Which may I add holds nearly the same population as your whole "country".
>>80768777
olha a parede de s bento
>>80765556
Lol. We are a socialist haven that loves borrowing money from the EU. We have no identity~
>muh football
kys, if anyone in this country shows patriotism beyond sports, they're nazis
>>80768917
I still have a lot of stuff, tell me if you want something specific.
>>80768969
m8, I'll consider you an actual nation when you reach 300 years, k?
And I'll consider you a country when you reach 15 million people.
no identity politics for us!
not even mudslimes mess with us
no turkroach under the rug
our only itch is corruption and the occasional wildfire
>curto bués destes fios
>>80768917
We're not. Don't dare to say Northern master race is equal to the faggots living in Cascais or the niggers in Almada. Fuck that.
We're not homogenous in any way.
You can even find the Moor in pic related
>>80768777
1415 - 1975
>>80768969
I'll leave you in your laughably stupid ignorance. Have an additional (You).
>>80769230
who needs lots of people when you can make do with few
Portuguese faggots leave their country to come to luxembourg and act like they are so proud of being portuguese
Fucking traitors with no dignity
>>80765556
do you still worship pic related?
>>80765556
Portugal, the country where people only display any sort of national pride during the worldcup. That's not a strong national identity, that's depression.
>>80768969
>I'm pretty sure Portugal doesn't have something as near beautiful as the economic center of the world New York
>beautiful as the economic center of the world New York
>50 skyscrapers
>beautiful
I actually cringed
>>80768984
>Lol. We are a socialist haven that loves borrowing money from the EU. We have no identity~
>>80769451
>>80768984
>if anyone in this country shows patriotism beyond sports, they're nazis
this desu
>>80769380
How would you ever make any technological or cultural progress with such a small population? Let alone defend yourself?
Accept it, your nothing but a puppet to us.
>>80769260
this is bs m8, culture might be slightly different, but genetically, we're extremely similar, we don't need to start secessionist shit, k?
I hate to be a shitty leaf, but Portugal is way better than you would think and the people are white. It hurts to type
>>80769451
We do. But we prefer worshiping a nigger called Eusébio.
tbqh, Portugal is one of the most homogeneous and united countries there is. There are no tensions or identity politics here because everybody agrees on that point.
>>80769378
Technically lasted till 1999 if you count Macau (which you should).
>>80769137
>Portuguese
>Still thinking you are relevant
>>80769482
I'm sorry, there are so many here that it's impossible to fit it all into one beautiful picture
They come to luxembourg for the money, but they don't want to learn our language.
They live in a diaspora because they think they are better.
Muh luxembourg muh no culture we are proud portuguese. And when they win a soccermatch they suck everyone with their noise.
Fucking cockroaches with no self respect if you love your country so much why dont you stay there you fucking traitors i have no respect for them
I visited Portugal some years ago and what stroke me was the amount of tattered portuguese flags. No pride whatsoever in their country.
>>80769724
Yep, people that dislike portugal know nothing about it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=meMQbkHI4cs
>>80769858
>USA
>white
>actual nation with actual history
lol m8, you're like Brazil, a colony that was dropped after it was used. Also like Brazil, you're filled with niggers and spics and socialism and degeneracy is rampant there.
>>80765556
PORTUGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL CARALHO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>80768969
They were pussies at some point but hey
>Tiny dot in the planet
>Managed to take over at least 1/3 of the world
Portugal did more than you will ever do. Only Britain, France and USSR(?) can compete.
[spoiler]Germany are noobs btw[/spoiler]
>>80768185
This will never not be the best flag.
>>80769864
>metallic bunkers for the jews to hide out in
>beautiful
This is how you know the jews control the media.
>>80770083
>socialism
That's rich coming from Portugal.
>>80769382
( D i c h )
>>80769459
( Y u o )
>>80769017
These are fantastic, Anon. Needless to say, my folders are getting stuffed with all of them.
>>80769451
We have a city named after her. A shrine as well. We also have a huge sanctuary built on a hilltop here in my city devoted to her.
Picrelated is the view from the Sanctuary of Our Lady of Sameiro, in Braga.
>>80770149
It's glorious indeed
>>80765556
Yeah well, you're also the ones who created Brazil.
So it evens out.
>>80769943
Portugueses are the luxembourgish niggers
>>80769963
national pride is a dangerous nazi idea, comrade.
t. Alentejo
My mother is from Albergaria a Velha, my dad's from Lisbon, and we live in Aveiro. Am I Northern master race or am I a South degenerate? I don't drink, smoke or do drugs and am smart.
*cough* AHEM
>>80770083
Dropped? If you learned anything about American history you'd know our ancestors had enough shit from Britain and decided to form our own nation.
>>80770292
you're lucky, you could have actual niggers there. or even worse, gypsies
>>80770202
>fascist state till 1974
>got overthrown by USSR commies cuz of the pressure that was put on by the USA and USSR in the colonies (pic related)
>still didn't side with the USSR and still a NATO member (one of the first btw)
also
>inb4 Shillary Clitoris imposes full on socialism to satifisy the BLM
>>80765556
nigga, you had commies for over 15 years, who demise your GDP of 6% by Caetano and Salazar. Your nationalism died the day of the revolution of the Carnations.
>>80765786
> i have a theory; the more patriotic a country the more bloodshed and genocide and war crimes theyve committed in their past....
> prove me wrong
>>80770292
How does it feel being cucked by a big Portuguese cock?
You country is a joke, Fake Aquafresh. 1/5 of it is already portuguese.
also,
your true father is a portuguese immigrant.
>>80770292
Portuguese people whereever they go, they go there to work, are respectful and follow the law.
You faggots should be focused on the muslim hordes conquering the entire continent.
>>80770342
> South of Douro river
> Moor parents
I have bad news for you, Magrebino...
>>80770505
Nigger shut your mouth and start to clean my room and build my next house or street you cockroaches with no dignity.
You come here and get get treated like slaves but muuuuv portugues so proud you dirty traitors should be hung
>>80770204
Cool. Reminds me of the view from Parque Eduardo VII
>>80769459
This. They act like they won life itself. its just a fucking sport, you still have to leave your country to get a job barbosas, just stop trying to be great, its not coming back.
2 weeks from now nobody will remember you or your stupid victory except soccerfags
>>80770459
switzerland
>>80769943
>learn our language
u wot m8
pretty much everyone in portugal speaks french/english
>>80770688
sorry, we'll go away, we know you prefer Syrian cock
>>80770442
This was such a fine thread...
You bastard.
delete this...
>>80770688
> importing thousands of muslims
> calling us traitors
> calling us niggers
Boy, did i hit a nerve?
>>80770711
someone needs to make a lovecraftian movie where people are drawn to walk down that, straight into the river to drown
>>80770573
Dont learn the language even if they have lived there for 20 years. Say we are racists they are like the BLM mouvement of luxembourg. And they are all as arrogant as ronaldo they have no respect for everything we do for them fucking traitors
But some are correct and nice i concure
>>80770772
>Bochechas
delete this right now
>>80770387
Yeah, *cough* been meaning to apologise about that. Mad king an all, you know how it is. Sorry son.
>>80770459
>neutral
> patriotic
Which one...
>>80770459
spain
>>80770292
S A M E . . . .
>>80770354
Change your flag and we'll have a word, Habibi.
Portugal IS Europe, faggots. Admit it.
>>80770772
mmmmmmmmmmm, I can hear the butthurt from the other side of the world. How does it feel being betrayed by your own military, who decided to follow a communist path?
>>80770442
>Your nationalism died the day of the revolution of the Carnations.
and we're taught to hail them as heroes....
>>80770822
I dont meant portuguese from portugal if im honest i like you and you have a very nice culture
I overreacted i just mean most of them who come to luxembourg and have no respect i shouldnt have mixed you all together
>>80770387
>muh war for independence and shit
>implying some rednecks could genuinely defeat the strongest empire of the time
stay irrational my burgerfriend
>>80771027
>>80771025
But Portugal got cuck by Spain and France back in the day. How can you be European?
>>80770994
It's ok daddy, we've grown and prospered on our own.
>>80771150
ty based non-country, let's build a wall to stop the rapefugees
>>80770602
I have to take one of those DNA tests and get things straight. But I'm pretty sure I'm not bad, because I have blue/greenish eyes and was blonde as a kid (now dark hair). If I'm master race, good; if not, I can use it as excuse to get away with race jokes.
>>80771226
>But Portugal got cuck by Spain and France back in the day
How so?
>>80771226
>portugal cucked by Spain and France
my fucking sides have escaped Earth's orbit m8
faggots tried to invade us 3 times, never fucking suceeded
>>80770688
Bahahaha, islam is the second biggest religion in your mini duchy there are like six mosques in your tiny bitch country
>>80771171
>implying some rednecks couldn't genuinely defeat the strongest empire of the time
That's exactly what we did you autist.
>>80771454
Did i say that i like fucking mudslims? Religion war now
>>80771226
We weren't conquered once.
We defeated huge Castille single-handedly in the 14th century.
We defeated three napoleonic invasions virtually right after the Empire was brought to knees by a devastating earthquake.
We fought against the world's interests for our colonies, and only lost because some "revolutionaries" back home pulled some coup and gave away our colonies, turning them into third world shit holes when they were arguably some of the most developed territories in Africa. Luanda was labeled "Paris of Africa" in 1872.
What is portuguese national identity?
i honestly never hear anything about or from you guys.
>>80771314
DNA tests take too long and are expensive. If you manage to eat a pic related under 15 minutes, consider yourself a Northsman.
>>80771516
>implying they were genuinely interested in deserts filled with sub-human trash
they just let it go like a hooker that bites back, it's just not worth it m8
>>80771591
>single-handedly
>>80771381
that the past bro
>>80771150
True. Our "emigrants" are fucking losers. All they do is pimping their rides and speak broken french everytime they come here on summer.
>>80771630
Poutine with an egg?
>>80771719
baka
>>80770772
I hate the socialists and commies just as you, but that chart is plain false.
http://www.pordata.pt/Portugal/PIB+(base+2011)-130
It's threads like this that make me so happy we've given the finger to the lot of you eu cucks.
You can all argue about which of your faggot countries is 'best' but you all know the real european power has left the room.
everyone
>>80770011
People who dislike Portugal have never had Super Bock
>>80771381
You guys were a colony of Spain, and the only reason they let you go is because your land was worthless. Napoleon raped you so hard that destroy your monarchy up to oblivion. After that, you country was so unstable, that it look like a fucking 3rd world country by having provisional governments for over 10 years. Then you guys got a right wing general who put order, and thank god he was smart because he choose Salazar as his next successor and created the New State. Moreover, Caetano continue the economic repression and reforms, but he could not defeat a bunch of niggers in Africa because "we wus Empire and shit," and then you got cucked by mid level officer who supported commies.
>>80771780
this was one battle m8, if it was the decisive battle then it would say that the result was control of Portugal or some shit (aka, a successful invasion)
>>80771733
The english only assisted us in the Battle of Aljubarrota AFAIK.
>>80771630
I can actually. They're my favorite prato tradicional.
>>80771924
that's the pib, his chart was public debt ( how do you think they increased the pib?)
>>80771905
Nope. It's called Francesinha ("Little french girl")
>>80771780
>napoleonic wars
portugal still retained their independence
capital moved to rio
then napoleon lost
and spain lost its colonies
>>80771780
>posts a battle instead of the war result
here's some other battles in that same war :)
>>80772003
Yes but we still quickly occupied your entire country and appropriated and disbanded the Portuguese army. (then your britbros help you to kick us out)
don't know if you have good education in your country when we see post like this
>>80771443
>>80765556
You are spain's retarded cousin.
>>80772000
>You guys were a colony of Spain
1) You don't know what Spain is
2) Spain didn't exist back then
3) That's false.
>>80765556
Portugal used to be powerful.
Now Portugal is a third world nation.
Oldest ally reporting in
>>80771591
You're forgetting who helped you in those invasions m8
>>80772123
Fuck my bad. But you're still right nonetheless. Had we not buried ourselves in debt after the Carnation (((Revolution))) and simply freed the markets, we'd be paradise right now.
>>80771591
>We defeated three napoleonic invasions
Folks, WE means England in Portuguese.
>>80772000
We won the war in Africa, you dumb tub of lard. We only faced defeat in Guinea, as far as I know. The reason we lost our colonies is because, after the revolution, the colonies were handed over to the communists who fought for "independence" (it's funny, since MANY of the colony's inhabitants were in favour of a union with Portugal rather than independence).
>>80765556
>produced such a strong national identity?
Well, you have to explain why many of your citizens leave your shit country and emigrate here
>>80772290
wars aren't as straight forward as occupying land, we retreated to our colonies to wait for a better change and to regroup. We had to temporarily loose ground to later beat you.
>>80772322
spain is our fatter, sluttier sister
>>80772346
based greatest ally
>>80772337
So Castilla and Leon didint have you by the balls over the 12th century? Damn dude, that is so fucking deluded.
>>80772130
Is that bacon I can see in there?
>>80772346
we helped you out too m8 >>80771719
we'll always love the eternal anglo. never forget mapa cor de rosa though!!
>>80772578
Ham
>>80772346
That's right.
>The Lion on the monumento in Porto (english symbol), represents the english troops sent to aid Portugal defeat the Napolean forces (eagle)
>>80772488
It's called being fucked in the ass by USA and USSR at the same time >>80770414
>>80772322
And you're Somalia's inbred wife's son's dog.
Fuck off my thread, mutt.
>>80772450
You didn't because you wasted 40% of your total revenue of GDP to fight that war.Then you have the Revolution of the Carnations? IS because you won? 10 years of war with no results creates discontent. I know more of your country's history than you do. You should be ashamed...
>>80772450
Also, trips dont lie
>>80772338
>third world
we're a founding member of NATO
>>80772815
>white
>>80772549
>12th century
No. And Castilla and Léon aren't Spain.
>>80772843
No you don't Tyrone, the ((revolution of the carnations)) was an USSR backed attempt to get us to switch to their side.
We were winning the war, even though you and USSR we're supporting the niggers with weapons and food.
>>80765556
poor fucking NIGGER country.
>>80772843
Delusional american aspies acting accordingly.
I'm just not going to bother, if you're going to resort to the only american tradition: shit-flinging.
>>80772197
so your `re saying you win a battle if you outnumber the enemy? Well great work lad!
>>80772130
I don't get why this is so popular. It's easily the most disgustingly nauseating piece of food I've ever tasted. The first bite is good but halfway in you just wanna throw up.
>>80773032
>lla and Léon aren't Spain.
so were are they located? In china? Damn those chinese assholes cuck you super hard then. Now we know you guys are not european
>>80772843
We did won but ofc it was costly. But against most of the world obviously the war dragged on forever..
>>80769380
You've lost many battles to us too. Why you always posts the few of them you actually won?
Plus we've conquered you at least you two times.
Batalla de Braga, 585
Batalla de Alcántara, 1580
Without the English we'd be one nation and probably still very powerful Catholic Empire.
But you were greedy and sided with the perfidious albion.
You break my heart.
But Portugal is cute.
It's all ok.
>>80773069
Thanks for your input, Mehmet.
>>80773069
t. butthurt Ammar Ayoub
>>80765556
You are responsible for Brazil. And your country is full of niggers.
#ABORTUGAL2016
>>80772634
Never said we were the perfect ally m8, but I think the good outweighs the bad
>>80772667
Based statue
>>80773172
that wasn't the point he was making, he was showing how that was a cherrypicked battle and that we actually won the war
here's an epic battle >>80771443
>>80773172
You're right lol
>>80773200
>this american education
damn... really makes you think
>>80773115
>m just not going to bother, if you're going to resort to the only american tradition: shit-flinging.
Dude, you cant remove that from your history. Your country was cucked by commies so hard that make you a third world country. At least in the 30s you guys were cool by supporting Franco, but now...
>>80773179
That's why only Northern Machos can handle it.
I doubt you could ever please your girl orally without throwing up either.
>>80773232
you never conquered us m8
>batalha de Braga, 585
Are you saying we had a battle in 585? pretty sure Asturias was established in the 720's m8
>>80773172
You're pretty dumb for a kid living in one of the richest countries in the world.
Check picrelated -> >>80772012
>>80773232
"585"
Sure.
You've never conquered us. You weaseled your way to our crown after D. Sebastião died in battle.
>>80773375
cmon man... muzzies
t. not butthurt at all french
j/k you guys are cool
>Statue of Geraldo the Fearless in Évora, decapitating a Moor.
An eternal reminder.
>>80773277
We taught them christian and european values, they chose the degenerate way, not our fault.
>>80770688
Luxembourg
>country
>>80772815
not until you take back all the slaves you sold us, Europe's version of El Salvador.
>>80773646
kek
>tuga mustache
>>80773623
J-JUST
>>80773277
South Brazil did nothing wrong
Fuck the other regions though
>>80773689
the jews are calling non countries
>>80773591
>>80773620
>batalha de Braga, 585
Oh. Our King Ludovico conquered Lusitania that was at that time ruled by the Suebi.
I count it since you like to call yourselves Lusos...
And Batalla de Alcántara:
https://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Batalla_de_Alc%C3%A1ntara_(1580)
>>80765556
>implying your nation stands out in any significant way against all the other countries in south america, get back to producing my coffee and coke you third world shithole.
>>80773591
Also Asturias is way older than 720 what are you talking about, the Reconquista?
>>80773947
sorry, no returns
>>80773620
You know you are calling me dumb for replying to a picture showing two battles where forces on portuguese side outnumbered the enemy and making fun of exactly that?
I mean its not like I know every battle or war of your moorpeople
>>80773623
>muh muzzles
okay lad
>>80773947
No refunds, nigger.
>>80773646
kek
>your national team will never have badass mustaches ever again
>>80773992
>all the other countries in south america
Wait what
Portugal isn't in South America m8
>>80771974
>EU cucktries BTFO
>>80773970
Well thats just fucking great! They were just about to invent the wheel and then you came and fucked`em over!
>>80773991
You held the crown for 60 years after taking it from us when we were at our most debile.
Really impressive, Spain.
The very fact that we exist as a sovereign state - THE state with the oldest borders in Europe - is a testament to your forefathers' ineptitude concerning war.
>>80768846
I think you missed the joke...
>>80773992
It doesn't idiot, and your cunt is part responsible for that.
See pic related: >>80770414
>>80773991
In 1580 Spain didn't conquer us. Your king, Felipe the 1st, garnered support from Spanish nation to press his claim in the Portuguese crown. Only in your prime, and vs a divided nation did you managed to subject us to Madrid rule (even thou we mantained autonomy).
>>80773992
>60%
and falling. Tell me how will it feel to have Hillary for president for another 8 years
>>80773992
Sure thing, but you can't sell your hormone injected worm riddled GMO cow shit-beef here.
What a great thing the stupid US trade deals are :)
>>80773241
>>80773244
you`re welcome, meine neger.
>>80774174
That is not the Valverde battle that you want bro, lol
>>80774171
(you).
>>80774156
I hope your whole soccer team tries really hard, plays strong in every game, gain global fame as one of the greatest soccer teams to ever exist. And right at the world cup, you play germany and they wear your goalie like a polish meat tube.
>>80773623
Do Spanish/French count?
>dat kill/death ratio
>>80773984
we own you
>>80773991
It's pretty hard to claim the battle of 585, pretty different people and culture (on both sides).
D.Filipe I was one of the rightful heirs to the throne, he simply used his army (which happened to be Spain's army) to btfo the other heirs (that were on the same "level" of "rightfulness"). It was a fight between heirs, not between countries. In fact, pretty sure the heir he defeated got there by defeating the other heirs too. There was no Portuguese army at the time, it was a ffa.
>>80774241
I was hoping for a resurgance of epic facial hair since Meireles but no...
>>80774331
Haha, how delusional are you 1-10?
>>80774414
Great joke.
I'm very proud of my country, but this thread just makes you fellows look desperate, please caralho, go to bed
>>80774293
prove it, protip :(you cant)
>>80774622
GREATEST
>>80772497
What? you didn't, your weak royals did it, then brits jumped in and attacked our troops while we were busy all around europe. I don't think there was a single portuguese commander in charge of the few portuguese soldiers when the brits came in.
>>80774984
YES, YES... HAHAHAHAHHAHA
>>80765556
What has Portugal ever done other than produce cork?
>>80774920
I need some entertainment while I freshen up between my tf2 matches
>>80775143
m8, we might be weak now, but back then we were at least the second largest empire in the world (depending on the exact date, maybe even the largest), do you really think we had all of our troops back at home? all of those dindus aren't going to enslave themselves now are they?
>>80770459
We made the faggot dodo birds go extinct, does that count?
>>80775414
colonization, slavery, bunch of shit m8
>>80775517
That was us but we were good friends.
>>80775414
lobotomy
cerebral angiography
thorotrast
via verde
the discoveries
>>80775414
>Reconquista
>Started the age of Discovery
>Empire till 1999
>fascist till 1974
>eternally allied with the anglos
>>80775414
sold you wine
>>80775414
first to allow niggers in europe
Do you hear the Pátria calling?
For no matter how dormant we may yet be, history has in its enshrined a new day for the Portuguese. From his tomb, our King will let our his beckoning roar, summoning his brethren to, once again, lift Portugal from the mists of memory.
Are you fucking ready, my beloved countrymen?
>>80775459
Freeman?
>>80775414
and make some lovely pastais de natas
>>80772183
>>80771381
>>80771443
>>80772497
Wow Portuguese are so delusional.
When Napoleon came and defeated you, the whole royal court fled to Brazil and we occupied the country.
You took us out of the country with the help of Spain and the UK and also because we were at war with pretty much all Europe.
But sure buddies you were never conquered.
No wonder you were allied with the Brits for so long, you are as delusional as them, they also see themselves as warlords for conquering niggers with sticks, while at the same time being one of the only western European nation who never dominated continental Europe.
Wtf is "portuguese identity" other than poverty and soccer?
AAAAAAAAAYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AYYYOOO
smacks lips profusely
SO HOL UP HOL UP
steals
SO U BE SAYIN
gets jiggy wit it
SO HOL UP U BE SAYIN
eats a skittle
AAAYYYOOO SO U BE SAYIN
checks for nearest KFC
U BE SAYIN
collects welfare
HOL UP HOL UP
licks teeth and smacks lips
AYYYOO U BE SAYIN
does the crip walk
SO U BE SAYIN
opens a up a 40 and pours some for his homies trayvon and michael brown
HOL UP SO U BE SAYIN
tweets about dis and goes to check in with his parole officer
WE GON BE
dindu nuffins
FINNA WE GON BE
sucks air through teeth
AYYYOO HOL UP WE GON BE
pulls up sagging pants
SO WE GON BE
instinctively looks around for police
SO U SAYIN WE GON BE
faints and then gets up repeatedly
SOM FINNA
scopes dem titties
SO WE GON BE
shouts at movie theater screen
SOM FINNA
chucks spear
AYYYOO SOM FINA
sets down cotton bale
HOL UP
strokes welfare check pensively
WE GON BE
throws gang sign
SOM FINNA
swings from basketball hoop
WE GON BE
grabs dick and shuffles left and right
SOM FINNA
participates in a drive-by shooting
HOL UP MUH NIGGUH
converts to Islam
U SAYING WE GON BE
repeated World Star yelling in the background
SOM FINNA
sells crack
SUUUUU SIIIIIIIII SQUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
evolves from a primate
>>80775866
lol wut m8? have you ever heard of the Reconquista? good luck with your 15+% nigger country
>>80775887
QUINTO IMPÉRIO W H E N
this video is shit but I always like watching it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSoF3BrZAJk
Any Barbosa here read "O Livro Do Desassossego" (Book of Disquiet) by Pessoa? Is it any good?
>>80775866
as slaves
>>80770924
Not even Luxembourgers know how to write their own language and I'm pretty sure every Portuguese there knows French, which is an official language last I checked. This is the typical luxo hating on the Portuguese but you don't seem to have a problem with the 100k French frontaliers not knowing Luxembourgish either, or just going there to work and then taking their money back to France. At least we do pay our taxes on Lux soil, work and don't complain. I get that you hate us because there's so many of us but we're likely the least of your problems.
Sorry for firing it up when we win at football, I don't like the behaviour either.
Can't wait to get out.
2 more years for my masters.
>>80768984
/thread
>>80768622
Ajude-nos, papai!
>>80775866
That was Rome, m8
>>80765556
Br hue here,came to spend vacations in Portugal and every single place I go I see Portugal flags.Never seen such a nationalistic country before.
Please colonize us again Portugal senpai
>>80768773
Nóis era imperador, porra!
>>80773656
Based.
>>80768092
Holy shit! I want that rug. Badly. Maybe a more rectangular one with the armillary sphere would look better though.
Where can I buy a custom high quality rug, manos?
>>80775987
m8, you temporarily occupied our territory while we we're gathering our troops from our vast empires and not so vast allies. You occupied us, you didn't conquer us.
>>80776125
It's a bit of a mess.
But Mensagem is really good. So many Mensagem memes during these last days because of our national team kek
>>80775987
>with the help of Spain
u wot m8
Spain hated us and they allowed Napoleon free passage to invade Portugal.
The brits sent a commander who led our resistance + few spanish dissidents + brit troops to fight the french commander, since our King was a cuck, but his action might just have saved the Kingdom and prevented it from being conquered.
>>80776035
Oh, you know.. things I don't exactly expect an american to understand, such as culture & history, for example.
>>80775987
I'm sorry I can't hear you because you're exiled to an island in the middle of nowhere
>>80776299
>It's a bit of a mess.
really? I saw /lit/ loving it and even one britfag reviewing it on youtube saying it was one of the greatest books he's ever read.
>>80775987
We were occupied. Never conquered.
Big difference.
Is it comfy living in a small homogenous country? I feel like it would be my kind of thing.
>>80774622
whats a siege? No wonder you people clean my house and work in my neighbours garden.
>>80776170
Start your own Reconquista and we might reconsider calling you our son again.
>>80776035
It's pretty much none, no matter what you see in this thread. Portugal is now, a non-country socialist shithole. Since 1974.
The identity, the culture is ridiculous, muh musica pimba, muh moustaches, muh gastronomy, muh football teams and NT. And it's just like your country: degenerate and infested with nigger culture.
>>80776271
Os turcos vendem merda boa
