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HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
>>80763177
literally who?
>>80763177
Dan "if she's old enough to pee, she's old enough for me" Schneider
>>80763272
Dan 'If her age is on the clock, she's ready for my cock' Schneider
>>80763177
Does he eat their souls and their pussies? He's growing
>>80763272
Dan "makin' money and poundin' young TV honeys" Schneider
Is schneider a kike name
I can't tell
>>80763555
RARE
yes
hey shouldn't you be driving around in a pickup truck with an AK47 or something?
>>80763555
>FREEDOM FLAG
>TRIPS
>ALL CAPS ID
You tell us captain philips
>>80763555
Shut up Argentina
>>80763688
Dan "if she's old enough to bleed, she's old enough to breed" Schneider
Is that really his kid? How old was the mother?
>>80763334
>>80763420
Rob "if you can count her age on your hand, she's ready for my gland" Shneider
>>80763851
Dan "if she's got two hands, she's ready for my glans" Schneider
>inb4 Canuck tells us in all caps to stop talking about Dan
>>80763555
Ron paul shitposting from his vacation home
>>80763851
>Rob
That's:
Dan
"With my network power, your daughter I'll deflower"
"My balls on your nose, my tongue on your toes"
"Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes, Especially Toes"
Schneider
Dan "She's in my basement but I've got friends in the FBI so I don't really need to hide her" Schneider
>>80763989
Dan "if she can't escape on a raft, I'm placin her on my shaft" Schneider
>>80763688
whos that baby dad?
>>80763844
She was like 16, she was the star of Zoey 101.
>>80763945
Dan 'If she's old enough to crawl, she's in the right position' Schneider
>>80763177
Dan 'tie up her laces and shoot in her braces' Schneider
>>80763177
Dan "hold her tighter so I can cum inside her" Schneider does what he pleases.
>>80764146
You're doing it wrong
>>80763177
Eh good for him. I'd do it if I could... I would never go that young though, 14 max.
>>80764133
Dan Schneider is quite obviously the father of this kid.
the only bad thing here is that he clearly a closeted homosexual
foot fetish is a proxy for repressed homosexuality
younger girls are more visually similar to young boys than older women
>>80764146
Dan "if she's old enough to crawl, she's old enough to ball" Schneider.
FTFY
Dan "Want a show on Nick, climb on this dick" Schneider
>>80763272
>being so new your birth year has two 0s in the middle of it
>>80763177
ITT: a bunch of jelly neckbeard pedo wanna be fag lords
>>80764146
Dan "wipe away her goober and I'm ready to lube her and tube her" Schneider
>>80763272
Dan "if she's a fighter, hold her tighter" Schneider
Can anyone post some substantial evidence or at least theories instead of this meme posting?
A Canadian faggot will probably try to deny these allegations and shill for Schneider soon
>>80764546
Dan "Don't you cry, I'm going in dry' Schneider
>>80763272
Dan "spread wide I go in dry" Schneider
Dan "drives slow in the white van" Schneider
>>80763420
who did he rape?
Dan "Try your luck while you suck" Schneider
>>80764589
Yes, please stop with this smearing at once.
Dan is a good man, and he doesn't need his name being dragged through the mud.
>>80764631
>>80764672
supposed to rhyme
>>80764679
Dan 'Pedro Behr' Schneider.
>>80764386
>foot fetish is a proxy for repressed homosexuality
Well shit I guess I'm gay. Better file for a divorce.
>>80764493
Pretty much
>>80764546
Nope. Thats not what we do here.
We may get upset over fake rape accusations but this is different because reasons.
Fuck you and your logic.
>1 post by this ID
Clearly a Mrs. Bill clinton supporter.
>loli Jamie Lynn Spears
>implying you wouldn't have if given the opportunity
>>80764679
fuck off kike
>>80764336
>14 max
Damage control
>>80763555
wow you don't see many swedes on here
>>80764110
Kill...me...
>>80763688
>>80764357
>pic related
>taken at a hollywood jew pedo orgy
>polanski couldn't make it
>>80764631
>>80764672
>>80764725
DONT CALL HIM THAT
>>80764737
Nice proxy, jew. Just kill yourself.
Dan "coke & her cherry" Schneider is a disgusting individual.
>>80764747
Dan rhymes with van you dumb fucking leaf
>>80764875
>hehe look guys im right wing
>>80764679
Jamie Lynn Spears, Miranda Cosgrove, Jennete McCardy.
Jamie had a baby.
Jennete had a breakdown.
Not sure about Miranda though.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xdNZjxJ0ifg
https://www.sott.net/article/244380-Beyond-the-Dutroux-Affair-The-reality-of-protected-child-abuse-and-snuff-networks-in-a-world-ruled-by-psychopaths
>>80764747
Dan "If she's too tight, it's just alright" Schneider
>>80764386
Niggers are more visually similar to gorillas than humans yet people who fuck them also fuck humans rather than gorillas.
Turns out your opinion of visual similarity is completely irrelevant when it comes to a man desiring females who are literally born with a hole specifically designed for putting dicks in.
Fuck stop with these Dan Schneider threads you fucking shills
>>80765079
dont forget amanda bynes
>>80764973
Since Canucks aren't naturally tough, we've survived by farting out a good joke now and then
Dan "You only get a show on nick if you blow on dick" Schneider
>>80765060
hey look i'm not a kike ok!
>>80763177
that chair looks like it's about to explode under the weight
>>80765099
he is fucking huge
not even being fat, just as a person got a big stature
>>80765060
fuck off kike, filthy anti-aryanic racist.
>>80763177
The look in his eye you just KNOW they banged
Dan "The Vanilla Gorilla" Schneider is known to have the biggest dick at Nick, possibly the biggest in cable. His cock has been described as a "Mountain Dew bottle" with gargantual thickness that would rival Tommy Lee, Tyrone Biggins and Mandingo. I'm estimating his size to be about 13.5 inches bone pressed with over 8 inches of sheer girth. He would have absolutely destroyed her pussy.
They would've needed to spend hours on foreplay just so she could get wet enough to take it. I can just imagine her begging and pleading for it with Dan barely able to force it up past the knob. Her powerful moans as she squirms DEMANDING Dan force it in deeper. She would've orgasmed within seconds of receiving the full length, being filled and stretched right up to the cervix...the orgasm would've been intense with her vaginal muscles clamping down on Dan's throbbing monstrosity as he unloads a whole WEEK'S WORTH of semen into her preteen twat.
I bet she still masturbates to the memory of it
Dan "If you want a show on Nick then you'll have to suck my dick" Schneider
>>80764979
What a creepy fuck. Why are jews so fucking creepy?
>>80763272
Dan "The Man With The Plan To Diddle The Kiddles In his Van" Schneider
>>80765242
i do not have to hide in a basement
>>80763688
holy shit that baby has his eyes and his fat face. Why would jamie take his baby and why would he let her..
>>80763272
Dan "Coke Can" Schneider
>>80765015
oh yes, quite right
you can pass the rake over me once then
>>80764456
>Not into the maymay
>>80765205
This, She even said her dad and "other men" molest her as a kid.
>>80763177
Let's start with how he can be so fucking fat for decades now and not be dead or missing feet.
>>80765295
wow what a worldview you have
there are no people just fucking kikes and ape niggers
wow
>>80765201
There he is.
Dan "apply the sleeper and work it deeper" Scheider
>>80764456
I wonder what it smells like
Dan "if you have a daughter you better hide her" Schneider
>>80763555
LOOK AT ME
I AM THE ANTI SEMITE NOW
>>80763688
>Average 60%
>>80765525
Dan "this little Ms. is getting my jizz" Schneider
>>80765205
Yup, Amanda Bynes Lost her mind.
Miranda is doing okay at least.
>>80764797
>CTR this upset
Kill yourself.
>>80764979
>>80764979
>ned's tip #3643: use lube
DELET THIS
>>80764456
What the... Who the fuck is that?
>>80763555
Schneider means tailor in German. It's not necessarily a kike name.
>>80763272
>Dan "If she's young, i put my benis in her" Schnieder
>>80765674
>Miranda is doing okay at least.
Tell that the next time you see her in person
>>80765205
reminder that this jew was in Harvard or whatever prestigious jew school during the mk ultra studies.
>>80765797
>Dan "If she's young, i put my benis in her :DDDDD" Schnieder
ftfy
>>80765819
She's probably not OKAY, but she hasnt gone off the deep end, she was attending college from what I ready, studied writing at first and then film.
Maybe she'll become a director not bent on molestinf kids in Hollywood.
>>80765201
took long enough
>>80763177
Dan "I don't care if she's on the rag, I'll still raise her flag" schneider
Dan "when you're done playing easy bake oven, prepare for a cock shovin'" schneider
Dan "finish building that sand castle so I can tear up that little asshole" schneider
Dan "Your parents sold your soul, so I could fill your hole" schneider
Dan "if the cops won't make me stop, cherries will continue to pop" schneider
>>80763177
wtf is that emma roberts?
my waifu was molested by this fat fuck holy shit!
Dan "If you can count to 6 we're having sex" Schneider
Dan "slip off those pampers, get in my camper" Schneider
>>80763177
Victorious is incredibly over-sexualized for a show on Nickelodeon
There's an episode where they get traped inside a store in a small area of the store and the main characters older sister talks about having to take a piss inside of a bucket where they were trapped
Dan "Your daughter is no longer tight after she spends the night" Schneider
>>80763177
Dan "nicks juniors" Schneider
>>80763177
Hold on, are we talking about Dan "If she's old enough to crawl, she's in the right position" Schneider?
>>80763688
>>80764143
>>80764357
>>80763177
Fuark There is no way this is not his child
>>80763555
Nope "Schneider" means "Tailor" in german,
jews weren't allowed to offer or learn crafting professions.
Therefore jewish surnames usually sound like "Rosenberg" (rose-mountain), "Steinbach" (stone-stream) or "Goldzweig" (gold-twig).
Dan "the itsy bitsy" Schneider will climb up your daughter's spout
>>80763555
>all caps ID
>somalian flag
>trips
The end times are nearing...
>>80764939
Not really.
I don't like kids, I like young women... really I like all age types from teens to 50 year olds.
>>80763272
Dan "the man with the candy van" Schneider
Dan "I'll sue you for libel" Schneider
>>80766092
Dan " if you can count to four, I'm comin in the back door" Schneider
Dan "if you can count to three, I'm putting it where you pee" Schneider
>>80763272
Dan "Sniff her feet while you vagina beat" Schneider
Wait, Dan "Like them when they're lighter" Schneider??
>>80765205
And Emily Ratajowski, basically every Dan's girl become a turbo slut (Ariana, Liz, Emily, Jeanette...) or a girl on the brink of suicide (Amanda, Miranda, Erin...)
Miranda Cosgrove hasn't been good looking, ever, but I kind of envy him being able to tap such a young pussy.
>>80766383
Then the "rain" came and washed the Schneider out
>>80763272
Dan "if she screams, i'll break her neck." Schneider
>>80763272
Dan "Cum insider her with the force of the large Hadron Collider" Schneider
>>80766133
Dat .gif tho HHNNNGGG
>>80764679
Dan "Stay below the knees and you'll walk free" Schneider
>>80766325
>Jamie Lynn 'Spears' with daughter Maddie.
Any link to this video? For educational purposes of course.
Dan "if your pussy has had men inside it like the pulse night club i'll blow my load all over you" Schneider
>>80766292
No we're talking about Dan "Meat For Feet" Schneider
>>80766825
Holy shit is that CP?
>>80765099
how is this ok?
It always seems to me like Nickelodeon and Disney both intentionally subtly imply a sinister pedo agenda, and they deliberately play on the creepy tension to keep adults watching for it.
>>80766901
>Filename
>>80766825
Is that even real?
>>80766825
DAN STRIKES AGAIN!
>>80766825
my nipple detector just went off
>>80766058
Nice ones.
>>80765268
I'm sure you'd know Herschel
>>80764979
Why do they always touch the kids? Ugh fucking disgusting fat hollywood pig. Nasty.
>>80766901
>Tits the size of Japan.
>CP.
>>80766133
Pissing in buckets isn't sexual. Freak.
>>80766901
Shit, maybe. She might have been 17 here. It was January 2010. She's 24 now.
Dan "I may be big but i'm 7 years old inside like you" Schneider
>>80766825
Too bad that when these were taken she was already 18 and was having her vagina plowed by a basketball player.
>>80766825
Has to be shopped. No way this made in on the air.
Please tell me I'm wrong.
>>80767014
Yes it's real. This aired. They have it edited with a orange bra now. But the first airing was legit nip
>>80767202
Dre is one lucky nog
>>80763272
dan "if you try to hide her ill still find her" schneider
>>80766133
>There's an episode where they get traped inside a store in a small area of the store and the main characters older sister talks about having to take a piss inside of a bucket where they were trapped
That's nothing, there is a episode where they are in a movie theather and Ariana (I don't know the name of the character), and she is eating popcorns in bag that is in a boy's lap, and the popcorn ran out, and she keeps getting her hands in the bag and realizes there are no more popcorns, she says something like "Aww" and lick her fingers.
Also pic related, I don't have the full scene, but after the lobster takes down VJ, the lobster starts spanking VJ 3--4 times, Also the whole challenge, there is a scene when they are challenged to lick ketchup from each other tummys, and they are challenged to lick their own feet.
>>80766165
Every time somebody posts one of the twitter collages I have to walk away from my desk and scream "HE CAN'T! HE JUST CAN'T!" while throwing a violent tantrum and giggling like a maniac in my living room. It's just so goddamn obvious.
>>80767289
>>80767313
>>80767202
>>80766932
>>80766825
>>80763177
>>80767202
>>80767199
>>80767198
>>80766825
Dan "The Diddler on the Roof" Schneider
>>80767217
>>80767198
>>80767058
>>80767014
http://thats-show-biz.blogspot.com.br/2013/09/finally-truth-did-jennette-mccurdy-have.html
>>80765819
Holy fuck that image.This monster needs to be exposed.
>>80763272
dan "the man who can in a van" schneider
>>80767202
by that time he was only getting sloppy seconds
nobody beats the Dan m8
ain't nobody
>>80763177
Is he the guy who allegedly fucked Justin Timberlake when JT was young, among others?
>>80763688
>tfw watching this on the family channel and fapping
good ol days
>>80766325
See, I'm glad you guys see the resemblance. I call for a blood test maaan.
>>80765099
dude isnt even wearing pants
>>80767073
i like how you are getting heated behind that keyboard
>>80767522
No way. Friends made fun of me when i told them I used to wake up at 530 so I could have a family channel fap in junior high
>>80765674
amanda pls
>>80766373
There are tons of Jews named Schneider. And there were tons of Jewish tailors.
>>80767651
m8, I'd wake up before my parents and give the jimmy a shake. Totally normal at that age, your friends were probably fags.
>>80765819
Why is she crying /pol/?
>>80763177
Dan "I'm jewish so it's kosher, if she's little I'll unclothe her" Schneider?
>>80766530
pic related, might have to disagree
>>80767613
We only have access to 4-5 pics of the whole set
>>80765661
Underrated
>>80763989
Whoa. Her smile is saying happy, her eyes are saying something completely different.
story?
>>80767435
>So yes it happened, but no it was never aired.
But the supposed original image has the same network bug on the corner. If it never aired, that shouldn't be there.
It is a shop, as sad as that makes all of us; you can actually see the edits in the first part of the gif: look at her back, there's a tint of green when she moves around, implying her clothes were photoshopped out of existence.
>>80763272
Dan 'The Diaper Slider' Schneider.
>>80764979
...n...no...not my neddy
>>80767194
Ohhhh Netherlands..
You're so funny
>>80764979
wtf is wrong with these parents?
do they not care about their children?
>>80767202
Nope. She must have been 17. Her birthday was in 1992. It aired January 2010.
Did a check. 17 years 6 months at the max. It was obviously filmed before it's release.
>>80766133
Then there was this sexisode.
>>80763272
Dan "But i poop from there mister" Schneider
>>80764747
>what is approximate rhyme
>>80767943
>>80767943
$$,$$$,$$$
>>80767389
This one? :^)
>>80768039
Totally not sexual shows
>>80764110
Fuck, this one is probably true.
>>80767949
it's fake
OP here... what have I done?
Captcha: pizza, PRAISE KEK
>>80764979
before or after?
>>80763272
"Beer can" Dan
>>80767943
I wonder why they do it...
>>80768289
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=14&v=EgcjHdnWk_k
>>80766455
Wtf is that bird doing and why the fuck does his eyes look so tired?
>>80768153
the doll looks far too much like Dan "Oscar the grouch on the casting couch" Schneider for this to be a coincidence
>>80765217
>Since Canucks aren't naturally tough
MFW you must be one of the newly arrived migrants.
You'll learn. I hope.
>>80763177
>>80763688
>>80764979
Dan "I should have put it in Spears rear" Schneider
>>80768407
>>80768327
You do realize that picture was taken 12 years ago right?
http://www.gettyimages.com/pictures/dan-schneider-jamie-lynn-spears-scott-fellows-creator-of-news-photo-109564048#dan-schneider-jamie-lynn-spears-scott-fellows-creator-of-neds-school-picture-id109564048
>>80765217
A primer for you:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rSBmOgpcDE
>>80766517
This is what happened to your pic related
>>80763177
The time is ripe guys. Meme the shit out of that Jewfuck.
>>80768039
ROFL I saw about half of that episode!
>plot: A bunch of high-schooler are trapped inside a camper oh a hot summer day at the beach in their swimsuits
>>80763555
Hello my fellow countryman
>>80768646
>>plot: A bunch of high-schooler are trapped inside a camper oh a hot summer day at the beach in their swimsuits
aka a normal day for dan
>>80765299
sorry, not reading your homemade wank material
>>80768555
Dan "If you want the roles give me your soles" Schneider
>>80763177
You mean Dan "She'll be entered by this kike before she learns how to ride a bike" Schneider.
You mean Dan "Put away the grade school book by MacMillan, it's time for some dirty deep drillin" Schneider
>>80767794
Because last episode
>>80768646
high-schoolers***
on***
>>80768769
Dan "Shoes off in the van" Schneider
>>80763177
Dan "Puttin the Ham in the Can" Schneider
Beer Can Dan
Danny Diapers
"Ass Man" Dan
Danny Daycare
Spread 'em Dan
Candy Man Dan
Family Man Dan
"Big Daddy" Dan
"Deepthroat" Dan
The Big Dick @ Nick
"Dirty" Dan Schneider
Open Wider Schneider
Schneider The Butcher
"Bend Over" Schneider
Diaper Viper Schneider
"Foot Soldier" Schneider
Dan "The Man" Schneider
Dan "The Biter" Schneider
Dan "The Spider" Schneider
Dan "The Defiler" Schneider
Dan "The Initiator" Schneider
Dan "The Plunger" Schneider
Dan "The Bladder" Schneider
Dan "The Seducer" Schneider
Dan "Teen Bedder" Schneider
Dan "Rough Ryder" Schneider
Dan "The Collector" Schneider
"No Lube Required" Schneider
Dan "The Despoiler" Schneider
Dan "Deep Pounder" Schneider
Dan "She's a Fighter" Schneider
Dan "Get in The Van" Schneider
Dan "I've Had Tighter" Schneider
Dan "The Fart Inhaler" Schneider
Dan "Deep Inside Her" Schneider
Dan "Came Inside Her" Schneider
Dan "Likes 'Em Tighter" Schneider
Dan "The Slime Geyser" Schneider
Dan "The Meat Grinder" Schneider
Dan "The Diaper Slider" Schneider
Dan "The Cheek Divider" Schneider
Dan "The Diaper Sniper" Schneider
Dan "The Virginity Taker" Schneider
Dan "The Hymen Collider" Schneider
Dan "The Demolition Man" Schneider
Dan "The Cervix Wrecker" Schneider
Dan "Chester the Molester" Schneider
Dan "Slamming Tiny Hams" Schneider
Dan "The Pussy Annihilator "Schneider
Dan "The Starlet Sodomizer" Schneider
Dan "The Junior High Insider" Schneider
Dan "The Overnight Supervisor" Schneider
Dan "M'lady, Your High Chair" Schneider
Dan "Already Creampied Her" Schneider
Dan "I like 'em Small and Tan" Schneider
Dan "That Ass Could Be Redder" Schneider
Dan "Wham Bam Thank You Ma'am" Schneider
Dan "Good God They're Children Man" Schneider
Dan "We Got Ourselves A Screamer" Schneider
Best Man Dan "The Warmth Provider" Schneider
Dan "The Man With The Plan (to rape)" Schneider
Dan "Say Goodbye To Your Brown Eye" Schneider
Dan "The Kike at Nick Giving Tykes the Dick" Schneider
Dan "If You Have A Daughter You Better Hide Her" Schneider
>>80765079
>>80765099
>>80765819
>>80766085
>>80767804
>>80768555
Shall the meme magic work it's wonders.
Praised be Kek.
>>80767644
You got experience with getting heated, Benjamin?
Dan "It's all just innocent kids fun until Jamie got a bun" Schneider
>>80763177
Trump is gonna make Hollywood great again.
>>80768934
Dan "I named my dog 'Lolly', no coincidence ;^)" Schneider
>>80768801
dan
"i've made her a star now give me her v card"
"she can't run and i can cum"
"she acted on a show and making me grow"
"writer for nick and giving young girls the dick"
"you get your own trailer and i'll be your personal tailor"
schneider
>>80768153
Yes, Family friendly TV shows here guys.
>>80764949
>>80768934
Even with Micheal
Man I am jealous of him. Being able to oogle at cute girls bare feet and filming them as well. Truly living the dream
Dan "I write my fantasies into my shows" Schneider
>>80768934
Dan "The Man works, too" Schneider?
>>80763272
Dan "Hold My Third Hand" Schneider
>>80768934
Man he's into some sick shit
>>80763555
kek has blessed you, my skinny friend, with trips
yes he is a kike.
Dan "The Large Hymen Collider" Schneider
>>80764589
I wonder if it's the same Canadian every time
>>80769199
dan "your feet are mine, time to dine" schneider
>>80768934
>he cucked Obama
LITERALLY UNSTOPPABLE
>>80768934
>that look of concern on the Secret Service agent's face, knowing he can't save Michelle and she's gonna get soda canned
Dan "I should have used the rear but now I have to sack the bitch" Schneider
>>80769116
Holy shit is Vjuice seriously grabbing his dick in your pic related?
>>80763177
Dan "The grass is always greener when kids suck my wiener" Schneider
If we expose him for real millions of kids will be red pilled as fuck.
Dan "The harder you resist the harder I get" Schneider
He isn't even hiding
pic related
>>80769200
I remember watching that episode when it first came out! Didn't her black body guard dump her into a garbage can at the end of the episode?!
Dan "I already came inside her" Schneider
>>80769604
Totally innocuous statement to the layperson.
>>80769438
Ffffffffffuuuuuckk I love Ariana 2010-2012 edition.
>>80769604
he's a jew. everything, including the courts, are controlled by his fellow semites
whites are just slaves of jews, having to sell their children to please them. if this happened somewhere in a muslim country, you'd see schneider's head on a fence
but America and WASPs are supreme cucks for jews so there's that
So did Janette ever actually fuck that nigger she dated?
>>80764589
>the weak should fear the strong
>>80769707
them collarbones hnnng
Dan "Show me your pussy and toes to get on my shows" Schneider
>>80768934
>That's such a feminine penis you have
>>80769050
Is he smashing the dog's neck?
>>80767502
I don't know actually. I do think he fiddles little boys too. I think as long as they're kids to teens and on his show he probably has had his hands on them.
Gibby didn't have his shirt a lot and was made to wear dresses and make up more then he should have.
>>80769843
Ikr? Bones/10 would marry
>>80767813
He molested her
Badly
>>80769476
>TheSlap
Is Dan even trying to hide it?
>>80769610
>Didn't her black body guard dump her into a garbage can at the end of the episode?!
Gif related
>>80766453
Dan "if you can count to two, I'll make you eat my poo" Schneider
>>80770066
>tripple double
Idk whats next
>>80763555
Hello mr. Pirate.
>>80767813
its photoshop you retard
Dan "I can get away with anything I want and there is nothing you can do about it" Schneider
>>80768039
Context?
>>80769476
The pic is from Victoria official site
>>80769610
Yes, and at some point of the episode Josh told to the girl "But no one listen to spolied little kids"
>>80770197
>its photoshop you retard
no, the actual image has the same facial expressions.
>>80770197
Hey there Dan
>>80768153
looool i can't believe they let that slide
>>80770197
Dan Schneider detected
>show for kids
>>80763177
Dan "If she's old enough to wallow she's old enough to swallow" Schneider.
dan "i'll have a date with that little girl, just you wait" schneider
>>80763688
why does she have the hand of a black girl?
>>80763272
The Large Hymen Collider
>>80770197
Bernie Sanders has SOLD OUT to Hillary and the Globalists! Don't waste your vote, VOTE TRUMP!
Proof: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0x4Htj5gfGs
>>80770409
Fucking kek! Meine seide
>>80770332
But wait, theres more
>>80770523
bernie "prep the bull, im going in full" (((sanders)))
>>80763272
Dan "Get in my van, I have a master plan" Schneider
>>80769034
>prepubescent dudes in the back hoping
>>80770473
Was taytay one of his, too?
>>80769992
>>80768999
Kek is in this thread! May he destroy the pedophile known as Dan Schneider!
Dan "Show me your toes to get on my shows"
>>80770616
dan "they'll never find her body" schneider
Dan "To be on my set you gotta make my dick wet" Schneider
>>80766517
>>80768619
I saw her breasts in Gone Girl, they are wonderful, like they were sculpted by the hands of a master sculptor.
You can also just google them, there are tons of pics.
>>80770559
Holy fucking Kek whats the context here?>>80770583
>>80770604
>Implying any preteen girl isn't one of Dan's girls
>>80770559
what the...
>wholesome childrens television show
>>80769908
gibby saved that show, poor boy probably loves him.
>>80770409
that that teacher was HIGH ENERGY
>>80770803
She's trying to "juice" out of a potato.
Fucking Dan
Dan "You think I am a fat piece of shit but I've had more pussy than you EVER will" Schneider
>>80766325
Damn.
Do they think no one will notice as she gets older and more and more like the pedo?
Poor kid. (Both of them.)
>>80769200
Holy
fucking
shit.
The ABSOLUTE fucking madman. We love to joke about him but seriously, the guy needs to go to prison.
>>80769843
lol
>>80770879
dan "stretch a lot, im coming in hot" schneider
would he ever be stopped?
>>80770879
She knows exactly what to do, well trained.
Dan "Rub on my cock or else you get dropped" Schneider
>>80770834
Oh yeaaaa
>>80770527
Seite*
>>80768934
Doug "stretch michelle wider" schneider
>he cucked barry from honalulu lol
>>80770882
He might be a protege for all I know. Like a mini version of Dan.
>>80766373
>jews weren't allowed to offer or learn crafting professions.
ergo all the Jewish silversmiths, painters, sculptors, tailors, tinkers, gingerbread-makers?
huh
Dan "Hold Her Tighter, This One's A Fighter!" Schneider
Dan "Hymen Apocalypse" Schneider
Dan "The Man With The Plan (To Rape You)" Schneider
>>80763177
Checked.
Oh and he can't? Pray tell why not?
He's been getting away with it literally his entire life.
Why does the pain train have to stop now.
Mr Dan 'I'll bust her wider, once I get a little deeper inside her.' Schneider doesn't care.
He's like a big, fat honeybadger. He don't give a shit.
GO DAN GO! BREAK OUT ALL THEM HOES!
BLACK LIVES MATTER!
>>80771104
>doug
>>80763555
please come impregnate our women.
>>80771185
my god, will it ever end?
>>80771104
>Michael
Surely?
>>80769722
me too anon, then she went and started starving herself for some reason.
>>80766825
those look VERY much like implants. wtf??
>>80770228
If you showed that to someone who didn't know who Dan "Tremble mortals, the hour of my wrath is nigh" Schneider is, they would ask who the creepy pedophile is and why the person taking the photo did nothing to stop it.
>>80771077
>>80770879
What's the "context" behind these two?
>>80763177
This guy's fucking hilarious, he's like the American Jimmy Saville and nobody in the States has a clue. I can't wait till it blows up into a pedo scandal. I smile every time I see him.
>>80771213
Has anyone told you, you're probably one of the reasons the world is so terrible now! You and Dan.
>>80765819
tfw kleenex in hand
>>80768999
and THAT, lads, is how it's done
I love how in every one of these threads there's more different pics and webm's posted.
I can't believe this shit. By far one of the most fucked up ones is when that black kid covers the bottom of that girls feet, and then she makes her feet start dancing. What the fuck is that even supposed to be? How does anyone even come up with something like that? I am very curious what goes on inside of Dan "You'll be on my Show if you make me Blow" Schneider's head.
>>80770559
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bg0mEN0J6Bg
>>80771371
The REALLY creepy thing is that the other dude is her dad.
>>80770723
Their expressions say it all really.
>People honestly thinking Pedowood is a myth
>>80770960
I'm gonna die oh my god
>>80771522
That's terrible.
>>80770473
way under8ted
>>80771292
Honestly, it's hard for the cycle to ever end unless a strong individual takes over or the victims take their lives.
Sexual abuse plus drugs and drinking can often warp normal sexual tendencies for the previous victims, ultimately turning them into the perpetrator in the future. Not saying that is all there is to it, there are plenty of people who don't become sexual predators but develop unhealthy sexual norms and habits.
>>80771589
Holy fuck, who in God's name is this poor girl?
>>80763555
Who the fuck are you?!
>>80771618
This is the video it's in
>>80771487
>>80771522
He was her daddy for the night
>>80771589
>mfw he actually made a good >girl back then
>>80768446
Because it's 4 am in the morning.
>>80771376
Implying Dan "Cherry pie for a lovely time" Schneider will ever be caught
>>80771705
thats a boy
>>80771705
It's Dylan Sprouse, he is one of the boys from Zack and Cody
>>80771807
Double Holy fuck!
>>80771483
Us regular peons have to rely on the fantasies of 2d, meanwhile Dan "If you don't get in that van, you'll end up in that can" Schneider gets to play out his fantasies using real life "toys".
>>80769205
>Dan "A Man is fine too" Schneider
FTFY
>>80771487
You can say whatever you want about her but damn, that singing voice.
Pedowood is beyond perverted and a law unto itself. The Mediajew will destroy us all.
Dan "Broken Hymen = Fun Timin'!" Schneider
>>80771589
Hottdamn
>>80771807
>>80771839
Even hotter now
>>80767389
>there is a episode where they are in a movie theather and Ariana (I don't know the name of the character), and she is eating popcorns in bag that is in a boy's lap, and the popcorn ran out, and she keeps getting her hands in the bag and realizes there are no more popcorns, she says something like "Aww" and lick her fingers.
>Also pic related, I don't have the full scene, but after the lobster takes down VJ, the lobster starts spanking VJ 3--4 times, Also the whole challenge, there is a scene when they are challenged to lick ketchup from each other tummys, and they are challenged to lick their own feet.
WtheactualF???
Was this shit really shown on American TV? (Canadian here)
>>80771702
>can often WARP normal sexual tendencies for the previous victims, ultimately turning them into the perpetrator in the future
>>80765819
poor girl, look at her eyes ffs
>>80772046
what the fucking hell
>>80769200
>So.... I just... rub the lotion on her feet?
>hhhhhyeah, rub it right in there
>but what's the joke?
>it's..... subtextual
>>80772046
IT'S LIKE THEY AREN'T EVEN TRYING TO HIDE IT
>>80772050
t. American banging children in Costa Rica
All this shit in this thread is bizarre
he's like some psycho clown from a horror movie who likes to torture kids
>>80771705
thats zack and/or cody
>>80771702
Sadly, THIS
>>80772087
Shut the fuck up Leaf.
You've no right to talk.
Does "Shezow" sound familiar?
>>80766298
>Based Mexican.jpg
He's a Spaniard
>>80771487
>Those sexual pants and gasps
It's like literally they are not even try to hide it.
>>80771946
>Dan "Trade you stussy for your boy pussy" Schnieder
>>80772087
yeah nickelodeon has really went down hill, disney just has shit shows, cartoon network is pushing sjw themes.
the kick to this? family guy is more family oriented
>>80769200
Look at his face. Just look at that poor, sad, fat child's face. He knows what is coming. As soon as the camera cuts Dan is gonna swoop in like a predatory hawk and ravage that clueless preteen pussy and there's nothing he can do about it. The camera work gets sloppy as the operators begin to look away lest their eyes be forever held witness to the atrocity to come. He chokes back tears, mumbling his lines with shaking breath as he pops the lid on the lotion that Dan "Made himself" the morning of the shoot.
The worst part of it all is that he'll be forced to hold her down with his doughy bulk once she begins to struggle, he'll have to feel her writhe painfully under him as Dan repeatedly pounds her body with the force of a Japanese Earthquake: indeed, it is fitting. For the man's member itself hangs long and low like the oriental nation; hungry for little nubile Islands to capture and drag into its orbit by force.
Look you now, and see the face of woe.
>>80771702
Someone has to do something. This is wrong. This is fucking Arab royalty shit.
>>80771919
I have to hide my 2d fantasies. I have no idea how my gf would react if she found out about my thing for monster girls.
Meanwhile, Dan "Suck on your Teet while I play with your Feet" Schneider has his fantasies being played out in the open for everyone to see. It's not even subtle, but no one sees it.
>>80772214
>he's like some psycho clown from a horror movie who likes to torture kids
This will undoubtedly be the plot of his next show
>>80771839
Actually I think that's Cole Sprouse. He played the smart somewhat feminine brother. Dylan played the boyish, dumb one.
But, yes, those are good examples of Pedowood. It's disgusting how those filth get Say with things so easily.
>>80772340
im just glad josh actually got some good roles after his nick time
he survived dan relatively unscathed
>>80770723
It's time to renew those contracts
Dan "Rub on my cock and get a free juicebox" Schneider MUST BE STOPPED.
>>80772517
dan "i like it when they scream" schneider detected
>>80772517
What you bout to do white boi?
>>80771487
>C'mon, give up the juice.
How can Dan "I'll give her plenty of hot juice all inside her" Schneider get away with this shit?
>>80770128
the... fuuuuuuuck.....
I want off the ride
does dan know suge knight?
>>80772284
>"Come on give up the juice"
I lost it there
>>80771589
bottom 2 are from a movie called The Heart Is Deceitful Above All Things, directed by and starring Asia Argento (who is batshit insane, and has had her own child star fuckery in the past). In the movie, she plays a drug addled white trash whore, and the boy is her son who gets caught up in her whirlwind of crazy. He not only dresses up like a girl, but gets molested by Marilyn Manson, and Jeremy Renner at different points in the movie. This is the same kid from Bid Daddy with Adam Sandler, btw
>>80772687
b-b-be gentle, jamal
>>80772517
>he's here
>and chilling with Jimmy "I like my hymen fragile" Saville
>>80772562
Pedowood royalty and probably Jewish, so he can't be stopped. He can literally do anything he wants.
>>80772770
>He not only dresses up like a girl, but gets molested by Marilyn Manson
>>80772939
Kek is older, and stronger.
>>80772899
>dan "call it whatever you like, i want them ripe" schneider, they're talking about you on /pol/ again
>>80763272
Dan "the Man with the plan to avoid the Van" Schneider.
Ol Dan has a pretty good gig.
He convinced Jennette Mccurdy and Arianna Grande to fuck him regularly so they could star in a spinoff show together.
Imagine that threesome. Gross, sweaty Dan with lithe sexy Arianna and Jennette. Dan sucking on their toes while they are completely grossed out.
But they are set up for life for letting some gross fat man suck on their toes.
>>80771487
I like how she had to specify that she was a teenager
>"is it possible for a teenage girl to drink water upside down?"
>>80771337
Hollywood took hold and she started being someone other than herself
>>80764357
This is the father, he almost got charged with rape too.
>>80772340
Did you actually just write that
>>80773055
praise kek
Dan "Bend over, because This Thread is about to 404" Schneider
>>80772871
I bet he hangs out with Terry Richardson
>>80773055
Lord Kek will save us
>>80770409
She looks so much like she could be Ava Addams' daughter
>>80773216
Sure thing Dan.
>>80773533
nice. Dan ejaculates inside her while she sucks on her own toes.
>>80773571
dubs say kek will deliver unto us a person who will expose dan "you want the part? suck my dart" schneider's stash of CP and other documents showing his true plans for the shows
>>80773533
Hhnnnnggg this kills me.
>>80772179
OI VEY! SHUT IT DOWN!
>>80773775
Fuck it, you had one job, just one!
>>80772770
Dude.
>>80773775
He is protected by the Jewish Cabal. That is why you were denied dubs.
Satan confirms it.
>>80773216
>This is the father
But the little girl doesn't even look like him, Danny Boy
>>80773944
that pic
oh my.
>>80773775
You can't force Kek.
He shall bring peace and justice too us.
>>80773603
>dan_trying to_cover_his_dark_cunnyposting.jpe
>>80763177
Is that Dan "Nine is Fine, Eight is Great, but Seven is Heaven" Schneider?
>>80773923
KEK WILL NOT BE DENIED BY THE JEWS
THE DUBS WILL LIVE ON
>>80763272
Dan "the man with a plan (to rape children)" Schneider
>>80772094
>>can often WARP normal sexual tendencies for the previous victims, ultimately turning them into the perpetrator in the future
haha holy fuck @ Dan Warp
>>80773944
Dan "It's not small, it's in a Warp" Schneider
>>80773912
ikr. i think of this fucked up movie every time i see hawkeye in some marvel movie
