Oh boy! I wonder what politically relevant package I've gotten today!
Any guesses?
A horse dildo
>>80744847
Nigger hands
a Dragondildo
Zyklon B
>>80744847
Is it something for our good lord, Kek?
Weapons of mass destruction
>>80744847
oh boy! what is it OP?
Cialis?
>>80744847
Remember to sage hide and report slide threads.
>>>/b/
This isn't a current event, buying a MAGA hat online doesn't warrant a thread.
>>80744847
Brown paper packages tried up with string.
These are a few of my favorite things.
>>80744847
MAGA hat?
>>80744847
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pF2frpUjHRA
Hopefully some sort of detergent to clean your carpet with
>>80744847
trump hat duh
It's my Trump bag! Now I'm ready for the worst-case scenario come November.
I can't wait to see what's inside!
>>80745602
Looks like an eco-bag from Sprouts or Whole Foods
>>80745044
Checked
>>80745602
lovely. what's in it OP?
>>80745602
A loli maybe?
Silver bullion
>>80745602
here we go
>>80745758
kek wills it
Shhhoooowww us famalamazimzamm
>>80745602
Beans and a gas mask.
>>80745602
But is it /out/-approved?
A copy of Plato's Republic! This will help me remember what democracy was like.
https://www.cardsagainsthumanity.com/trump/
Because no one wants to wait for your labored unveiling. it's a bag of shit including a application for Mexican citizenship.
I'm surprised you had any money left after Bernie cuck. Put it on the shelf next to your waifu shrine, no one cares, you won't leave.
>>80745602
>DONALD TRUMP BUG-OUT BAG
>>80746289
kek at filename
>>80746281
kek.
>>80746277
Digits
A locket with a picture of Obama! It'll help remind me of what a real president was like.
Cuck weeb bag.
A gas mask! I'm sure it will help me survive in the face of nuclear winter.
>>80746556
>>80746556
kinda makes sad we lost exif data
>America will go to shit without illegal Mexican immigrants
Am I failing to see something here? Because that seems retarded. Why Americans so extreme about everything?
>>80746556
lol
>>80746277
Maybe you should go ahead and read that. Plato actually hated democracy because he thought it was too easily abused by a mob mentality.
>>80746766
It is a joke.
>>80746673
how much money did you waste on this shit nigga
Wow! Some useful Spanish phrases (we will all be speaking Spanish by the end of the century anyway) and a hand crank radio /flashlight!
Go on then, go to Mexico cuck. Oh that's right, you just got jewed out of 25$ for a box of trash.
>>80746673
I don't even think that mask would save you from a fart. Literally diving goggles attached to a painter's mask.
>>80746673
>thinking that piece of plastic will do shit when it finally happens
i hope people unironically purchase this shit so the nukes wipe them out too
>>80746673
looks like pool equipment senpai
>>80746277
Praise Kek
And an application to live in Mexico and emergency rations! I'm well prepared to flee the country come January if need be.
>>80747041
Dude they are like $15, look at that piece of shit. OP would be dead in a week. The nice ones are like 200
>>80746965
Its already abused by mob mentality
>>80747052
>GLORIA ETERNA PARA EL EMPERADOR TRUMP!
>>80747296
this looks shit
>>80746766
its just liberals britbro
There are a few other things, but it seems like you guys will have an aneurysm if I go any further.
Very low energy!
There is no escaping the Donocaust silly Goyim.
>>80744847
nigger you got scammed, what a load of crap you got
but it beats a bernie donation
>>80747743
Show us your little red book and pony collection.
>>80747296
nigga are you in extreme poverty buying knockoff tier chinese made "survival" trash? atleast get real shit if your going to be a "prepper" crazy
>>80745314
>There are people who actually buy this
>>80747859
It might be shit, but it cost the libcucks at Cards Against Humanity money.
http://www.cnbc.com/2016/05/18/cards-against-humanity-sells-out-of-trump-survival-bags.html
>How is the company managing to fit so many items into the bag for $25?
>"Our original plan to keep the costs down was to have Mexico pay for the bags, but that didn't pan out," Max Temkin, co-creator of Cards Against Humanity, told CNBC. "Instead we made a tremendous deal wherein we lost money on each bag we sold."
>>80746277
>Implying Plato didn't think democracy was a sham and a benevolent monarch/dictator was the best system
>>80746556
>lusting after the BBC of course
>>80746673
>implying gas masks protect against radiation
wow
>>80747052
>implying mexico has doctors, or accepts refugees, or non diseased goats
radio is cool tho
>>80747296
mexico doesn't take in hopeless commie neets. They bury them in mass graves and gun them down at protests. REMEMBER?
>>80748010
>mfw just wife bought that game she wants me to play
>>80747992
>roastie detected
>>80748010
How edgy, and kewl.
Say que pasa for me when you get there, I'll be here helping to Make America Great Again(tm).
>>80748323
The game is fun, unfortunately they're kind of liberal. They went full SJW providing safe spaces at expos, up until one of the founders got accused of rape (with no proof) and the SJWs they tried to cater with hated them.
The game is fun. There are free PDFS online so you can have the cards printed at a place like Staples or Fedex so you can cut them yourselves and not support them financially. (They license the game under creative commons license, which means that's legal for personal use, but not to print cards to sell the game in competition).
>>80747296
>only 3g of protein
>>80744912
Wat
>>80747070
Despite the fact its nearly impossible for a citizen of the USA to become a mexican citizen. Their immigration policy is as strict as australia.
>>80750256
To be fair, it's an application for permanent residence - not citizenship. Not as nearly as hard if you have money.
>>80747041
>>80747081
If you assholes didn't figure it out yet, the whole thing comes in a package and it's basically a joke in a bag.
>>80745187
No libertarian threads, no women threads. Nigga wot? Stupid image.
>>80748323
The game is "apples to apples" , except less funny because it tries to force its jokes too hard.
>>80748288
>>implying gas masks protect against radiation
>wow
Only L. Ron Hubbard's Purification Rundown makes one immune against atomic explosions.
>>80744912
Whatever craftsman made that table, damn good job.
