Do you wish you were Australian?
>>80711951
No, not really
>>80711951
Why would I want to be retarded?
I wish I was the only Australian and all you wet cunts fucked off to Singapore.
As long as im not a nigger im good
>>80711951
>>80712068
Yes but our country isn't anywhere near as fucked as yours
>>80711951
I had a friend who did once.
He huffed gasoline and is now in mental hospital.
So no.
Europa may not be the best anymore, but at least we don't have a cap on how much we can download and our currency is worth more. For now.
>>80712292
That's because nobody wants to live in Australia
>>80711951
I wish I were dead
>>80711951
No, I use the "shitpost on /pol/" simulator to get my kicks.
I'd quite like to kick a kangaroo in the nuts though.
>>80712525
Then tell all the fuckhead Americans to stop moving over here, that accent is like a knife to the ears.
>>80711951
I'm OK, although it is a bit fucking chilly down our end of the world at the minute.
>>80711951
Seasonal. Spider. Rain.
>>80712292
Give it 5-10 years. A hundred thousand immgrants will barely dent us, but will devastate one of your territories.
Nah, I wish I was a Texan.
>>80712525
Saw some yank and his wife the other day at harvey bay, they had a black kid
kek'd heartily
>>80711951
I think it's still the best place in the world to be a white male.
>>80711951
Yea, if I wasn't already American. America is the best of the best. We a best in class!
>>80711951
i wouldnt mind eating a kangaroo and a echidna but i dont want to live in a desert or on the beach
>>80711951
Do you wish you had a sheep?
>>80712688
this
>>80712577
Cmon cobber, what's got you down m8?
>>80711951
yes
I don't want to be a mentally handicapped version of myself
>>80712688
Hitler dubs apeaks the truth
>>80713095
>>80712688
What accent? We got more than one, you know.
I'd pick Aus over living in any other state than Colorado. But we have you guys beat imo roo.
>>80712577
Too right senpai, fuck this gay Earth.
>>80711951
>Nanny state country where Air Soft is illegal
I think Australia is a beautiful country, but the government is pure garbage.
>>80713292
All of them except the Southern accent and that one they all have in Fargo.
>>80713133
>Sydney Saturday 16/7
/events/1751011715157671/
>Melbourne Sunday 17/7
/events/1123103637736559/
>Brisbane Saturday 23/7
/events/1741442679439479/
>Perth Saturday 23/7
/events/215752168824563/
>BLM
>>80713906
>liking Southern accents
Of course you would.
>>80712068
kek
>>80711951
>No freedom of speech
>No guns
>Literally the niggers of the anglosphere
Yeah, No thanks, i'll stay in the greatest nation this world has ever seen
>>80713917
I saw that shit, fucking BLM in Australia of all places.
In Melbourne its all the African cunts who cry racism after committing crime.
>>80712045
First post best shitpost.
>>80714023
You find them sexy too familia, don't lie.
>>80711951
Growing up in Somalia, I wished my whole life for to be Australia. Finally last year I turn 24, move to Australia and start High School.
Please join me at the #BLM march on Melburn senpai.
>>80713499
How could we possibly win without legalizing fag marrage?
>>80714675
I mean, I don't hate them per se.
I forgot what this thread is even about.
>>80714916
Do you wish you were Australian?
>>80712045
FPBP YES
>>80713917
http://allevents.in/brisbane/black-lives-matter-rally/1741442679439479
>>80711951
no. Australians are the niggers of Asia.
sage
>>80711951
Why should i? I'm suomalaine
Fuck no
>>80712734
>>80713072
>>80713178
>>80715909
Aren't you all Australians, but with just a different flag?
>>80716480
cant wait to move out of this shithole
>>80716668
Come to Queensland m8
Nah I fucking love being American. But if I had to choose another country to live in I'd probably go to Australia. I feel like culturally we're very similar. Definitely more relate-able than Brits.
>>80711951
I think I would have been more successful if I was born in the United States. I'm thinking of moving to Sydney to find a better job. Perth is shit right now.
>>80712688
Why would we tell them to stop? Anyone who's trying to leave America might as well go because their freedom hating commies. The less of them in America the better. Enjoy.
>>80711951
I actually do, but my Murican pride prevents me from doing so.
Yes I do
No niggers
No nigger president actively working to destroy your country
>>80717709
Stop acting like America is anything great. We have the bill of rights and that's about the only thing good. Or at least it would be if our entire way of life wasn't under siege by a nigger president and the hordes of violent and diseased shit skins he has imported by the millions.
>>80711951
No!
>>80712045
same.
although shits so much more fucked up overseas i might as well just deal with it.
>comfy
aside from the fact that we have noguns, AIDS internet speeds and too many jobs are only available if you speak chinese we have it better than america
>abos are too fucked in the head to be a threat, they're the niggers of niggers of niggers which is exterminating them
>unless you made the mistake of moving to either the northern territory or melbourne there isn't a serious SJW threat
Then again a lot of our men go to the gym so you'd better step up your /fit/ game and tone down the burgers unless you want to be cucked by legions of aussie blokes
>>80716853
i went to pomland
yanks seem less cucked but i guess it depends where you go and who you meet.
i'd like to visit america still
>>80719794
>Then again a lot of our men go to the gym so you'd better step up your /fit/ game and tone down the burgers unless you want to be cucked by legions of aussie blokes
fat n33t here its true.
Even fat bushpigs require a 10/10 chad its nuts
Then again i dont give a fuck
>>80711951
Sparky here.
I would like to move to Australia.
Plain ticket ~1500 EUR, 50 hour of flight. + shitloads of visas and permits...
>>80711951
No, but I wish all the people of the Commonwealth 4 had more interaction
>>80716853
more like Canadians
poms and aussies are basically the same shit, they just call marmite vegemite for some reason
>>80711951
Yes, I don't know why, but I like Australia.
>>80711951
I wouldn't like to be cultureless thank you.
I genuinely love the accent and attitude emu niggers have
