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Tens of spagsters expected dead.

Sources:
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-36774059
http://corrieredelmezzogiorno.corriere.it/bari/cronaca/16_luglio_12/scontro-treni-diversi-feriti-l-incidente-corato-andria-512fdf00-4815-11e6-bfed-f541689b0b5b.shtml
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>>80710398
How does this happen?
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>>80710398
Is the link dead?
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>>80710398
>italianese train mafia strikes again
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>>80710521
Extremely poor training.
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>>80710521
When a mummy train and a daddy train accelerate very much...
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>>80710398
Italians shouldn't be allowed to drive anything but donkeys.
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Spaghetti everywhere
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>>80710398
Spagetti bologenese!
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>>80710398
>Bari e Barletta
ahahah no fucks given
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>>80710602
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>>80710398
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>>80710602
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Looks like Mussolini didn't get the trains to run on time.
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>>80710398

How much spaghetti was spilled?
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>>80710398
>10 deaths

I don't think this is happening material. For now
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>>80710521

It happens like every 3 months here in the States.

Meanwhile, hundreds of millions of people have ridden trains all over the place in Japan for decades and literally no accidental train related deaths.

Well, if you don't count the salarymen that jump in front of them.
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>>80710656
your people kill each other daily while driving drunk you stupid nigger
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>>80710521
>How does this happen?
The news are talking about *human error*.

That's a crazy crash because they say the trains were going at over 100 kph (that's ~62 mph) and they collided head-on.

Each train should have four passenger cars, but only like half of them are intact in the picture.

Such a disgrace. Italy after all.
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>>80710602
Subtle kek
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>>80710656
kek
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>>80710398
It's an accident caused by the usual southeners superficiality, no happening.
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>>80710786
end yourself
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>>80710875
Sounds like a "Muhammad the train conductor" human error
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>>80710602
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>>80710602

I have kekked
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>One of those rescued from the wreckage was a small child who was airlifted to hospital.

fishing for emotions much?
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>>80710875
Gonna be more than 10 dead. Mother's family is from Bari, probably a relative driving the train while drunk.
Nice beaches, but god they run on CPT.
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>>80710398

>head on collision on a single track section

Goddamn, have you guys never heard of the single line token system?
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>>80710398
Now that's what I call a sloppy giuseppe.
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>>80710800
every time I mistake the thumbnail for a black and white screenshot from Robocop
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>>80710521
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ef8G06PRfjg
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>>80710398
Damn

Thankfully the only transport we have here is jumping from one tree branch to the other so that doesn't happen here
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Some of them are dark as Turks, but they don't tolerate niggers, gypises, of muslims.

Was an incident in this area a few years where a gyspy tried to steal a baby and the locals burned down the gypsy camp.

When the fire dept came to put it out, the locals kept yelling "don't bother, we're just going to set it on fire again..."
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Happens all the time. Very sad.
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>>80710602
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>>80710932
This. both conductors probably got the job thanks to their daddy already working at a deskjob in Trenitalia with 50% attendance on their job
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the MSM treats dead Italians like niggers. Sky mentioned it briefly and showed helicopter footage, then just moved on.

Also, I harassed Sky over twatter enough to put my newsfu, Kimberly Leonard, on during normal hours so can watch. Very pleased with myself.
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>>80710602
oh fuck
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>>80710602
carlos.jpg

>>80710786
nigger here stole my carlos ability
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>>80710398
Bro tip for all:
If you are traveling italy by train, it's dangerous to sit in the first wagons of the driving direction, get to the back. Two weeks ago I discussed this with an insider from Deutsche Bahn and he told me, even by all the train accidents in germany, Italy is more dangerous, because they don't have a system, where only one train is on one trainway. They basicaly do it by "timing". So if one train is delayed for several ours, and there is a problem is communication, this will happen. We laughted and thought how is this still possible in the EU, and if we go to italy by train, we would sit in the last wagon. Hear on insider bro and tell this everyone you love. Bro out
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>>80711137

>Robocop leads Italy to war

Would watch
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>>80710602
Cheeky cunt
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>>80711397
the usual northern, nigger-loving commies chiming in. Don't you have more american exchange students to bang up for "muh kinky sex games?"
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>>80711477
thanks man..

also, do you see this shit in america?

>nope
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>>80710854
I've never heard of it. Usually train accidents are some idiot stopping on a train track, a derailing, or urban youths shooting at trains.
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>>80711477
>even by all the train accidents in germany, Italy is more dangerous,
you had 2 even worse wrecks in the last year.
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fuckin letting the refugees run the rails now Jesus Christ Italy
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>>80711477
>we would sit in the last wagon.
But then you could be crashed by other train from behind. Obviously you want middle.
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>>80711574
Yes, we also discussed america, but in the USA, there is are no big train lines like in the rest of the world, technically it could happen, but you only transport goods and tanks by train... (Flying is still saver than trains, if you are in the us or europe)
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>>80710398
Give it to me straight. How many whites died in this? Were these good italians?

>inb4
>Italy
>white
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>>80711477
In the North all lines have two tracks, so it's a terrone thing
>>80711498
I prefer being European with some leftist scum than to live in Africa. They're poorer than Greece
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>>80711615

Yes thats right. This started the discussion. The problem was, that the train drivers have a button here to ignore this system and they used it and played android games instead of driving...
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>>80711746
>there is are no big train lines like in the rest of the world
Some of our train lines are longer than your whole country.
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>>80711498
totally wrong, but nice try. if it was caused by human error there's a high chance the conducto who caused it was incompetent. and why do you think he was incompetent? how did he get the job if he wasn't ready?
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>>80710602
eje
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>>80711683
If you use the fastest train, there will be no problems at the back. Even if they crash from behind, it's less lethal than from the front, because of speed difference, you know. Also the back train has more time to react. Look at this picture and image you would sit in the middle...
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>>80710602
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>>80711498
When i'm abroad i always get hit on by american gay students on holday, they usually visit europe with their female friends.
From what i've heard from them,flamboyant homosexuality is seen as something "progressive" and glamourous in the US to the point they saw nothing wrong in following me for minutes trying to flirt with me.

Not that i care, they are all little scrawny fags and they are cool enough to introduce me their girl friends. But there is really something wrong with american males, even the straight ones. They look feminine by italian standards, even the fit ones look like homo chasers out of a gay pride.
Must be something in the water
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>>80711882
he addressed that though. those lines are mostly for goods. no one in the usa travels cross country by train unless it's a vacation
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>>80711819
students and old peolpe mostly
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>>80711993
wow, now I'm insulted, the Us is full of fags..I never knew, I'm shocked.
As I see it, the more fags, better chance I have of pussy.
I took that train line just last summer, fug...
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>>80710521
Italian "engineering"
Don't get me wrong Italy has enough engineers
They should actually hire them once
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It's a longshot, but RELIGION OF PEACE PLEASE
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>>80712203
Hmm, seems bad then.

Sry for your loss pham.
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>>80710398
oh fuck i went to bari via train once 3 years ago and had my wallet stolen.

hope all those rude fuckers burn i hated the place.
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italian made trains are quite comfy tbqh
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>>80712228
This, we are full of geologists too but nobody hire them.
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>>80712218
>better chance I have of pussy
Not gonna happen sport. Unless your name is Jamal and you are negro, that is
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>>80712164
>t. flyover state
I can walk down to the train station and take a picture for you if you need proof.
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>>80712228
problem is: the railroads are mostly one way and trains in the south are not very modern. this combination requires skill from the conductor to make it work properly, but the south nepotism is the way. also the contruction of new railroads or highways can take decades to get complete
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BAN ASSAULT TRAINS NOW
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>>80712483
Trains like that are for the rich leftists. Regional trains are full of niggas/rapers/latinos with machetes.
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>>80712164
Our passenger rail used to be impressive. My dad remembers 55 years ago you could ride a lot more.
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>>80710398
https://youtu.be/uaqZoph265U
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>>80712228
>mfw it's true
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>>80712602
I still remember the Italian implementation of the European high speed rail connection
Overdue
Over budget
And poorly constructed
North Italian independence when
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>>80712507
I live in a guinea area, the girls don't racemix. I still don't understand how motherfcukers on here can honestly be virgins.

If you want to get laid bad enough, you can put the hours in the gym. LAst girl I was banging was Maltese, probably one of 5 cute ones on the entire fucking island (2 islands, but gozo is all literal faggots).
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>>80711574
We dont see trains doing 350 kmh too in the usa.
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>>80712164
Dude the amtrak rail goes from atleast Reno to Chimpcago
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>>80710602
oohhhh!
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>>80712657
why cant that image represent nuclear detonations
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>>80710398
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>>80712652
least the south has trains. Missed a bus in Sicily bc my GF had to piss, ended up having to bribe some fucker 500 euros to drive down to Aetna to the port to make the ferry.
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>>80712768
>build high speed rail connection from randstad to German border
>they won't finish it
Why Hans
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>>80712743
Don't remind me
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>>80710932
>>80711397
This, nothing to see here
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>>80710398

>rumours of bank run in italy
>a wild distraction appears
>it is super effective
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>>80712899
>build high speed rail connection from Randstad to Brussels
>buy shitty trains that fall apart
>don't replace them
Trains and us just aren't meant to be.
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>>80710602

Oh that was good
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>>80710602

10/10
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>>80710398
>Spaghetti niggers
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>>80712969
>build high speed rail connection to Paris
>it takes fucking forever
>we still don't have national exploiters only French
>it's fucking expensive
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>>80710602
Oh I get it
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>>80712969
>shitty trains
>shitty Italian trains
>we got conned into buying
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>>80713113
>t. Jamal Ramirez Al-Detroiti
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>>80710656
*cough
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There's a joke somewhere about trains running on time but I'm too tired right now. Someone hit me with it.
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>>80710398
> 2016
> not having a duplex link
> wondering why collision happen
just resend
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If people are starting to make self driving cars why aren't trains already automated?
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>>80710800
Jesus the histrionics.
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your mother's BBC gangbang starts at 8 PM sharp
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>>80710398

single branch, one of the drivers ignored the signals no doubt.
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>>80713310
They have fail-safe systems installed in the northern part of the rails
It was probably commissioned for the south as well but they simply didn't build it yet (and will probably take another few decades)
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>>80712902
suddenly south-italian "immigrants" everywhere in Milano, Torino etc.
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Fuck man, three friends of mine are interrailing and should be in Bari now. Bit worried desu.
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someone drop their spaghetti
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>>80710398
Ha ha thats what you get for having sex with my wife while on my honeymoon, fucking immoral Italian greaseballs, they had it comin.
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>>80713573
they've been railed intercranially.
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>>80712743
if there is the mafia hand on it construction is blocked by judges, then bureaucracy will slow everything, and if by miracle all goes smoothly environmental protesters protest
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>>80713653
this
italian infrasctructure related works are hit by multiple enemies, you can't make this shit up
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>>80713569
Big industrial cities in the north are mostly people from the south already anyway, won't be much of a difference.
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MAMA MIA!

IT'S A SPAGHETTISASTER!!

I'll see myself out.
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>>80710602
please include me in the screenshot
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>>80713797
Great example:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strait_of_Messina_Bridge
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>>80713616
>thats what you get for having sex with my wife while on my honeymoon
Wew.
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>>80712743
>European high speed rail connection
You mean the one passing right into an asbestos vein near a city, with France who didn't even want to finish her side of the tunnel (which btw it was totally fucking useless and just another chance for mafia to be the contractor)?
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>>80710769
That gif is roughly in time to the original theme song - neat.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGCoAFZiYMw
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>>80713853
see yourself back to rebbit faggot
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>>80712752
>chad wop

Where do you people come from? Jesus.

t. beta uprising wop
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BREAKING: Libyan migrant "Abdullah ibn Saba" had hijacked the train


@RT_com 2m2 minutes ago
UPDATE: No reports of bullet wounds among injured and dead. Police investigating body of a man named Abdullah ibn Saba, a Libyan migrant, inside the control stand in the front cabin of train

https://twitter.com/rt_com?lang=en
https://twitter.com/rt_america
https://www.rt.com/news/350764-trains-collide-italy-casualties/

Right-wing victory in Italy confirmed?
>THANKS MERKEL
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ALLAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHU AKBAR!!!!
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>>80710602
you win this round brit.
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>>80710398
Chances of Muslim happening?
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poor thing. ;_;
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>>80710398
>tfw I live just there.
I have given up on this place at last.
Rampant corruption and client system are ruining this region, and the rest of the peninsula as well.
>>80712743
Mafia has its hands everywhere, not even independence will save the north.

>>80712228
I'm taking engineering, I don't know how to feel about this

>>80712304
Whoa, like... thanks kangaroo. Take the mafia first.
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>>80710602
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>>80714186
See guys, they just want jobs like driving trains, they enrich and benefit all who take them in.
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>>80710602
That took me too long.
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>>80710521
Faulty equipment, safety system block the train circulation, then crazy personnel decide to override the safety system because they think they are smart and make a mistake.
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>>80712657
you can tell some of your states really have a lot of nothing from their borders just forming big rectangles
it's pretty funny, one would think that there would be at least some form of natural separation available on such a big territory

Does anyone know why so many states are just rectangles ?
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>>80710398
>Be in Rome
>Whole place is on strike
>No trains, 1 bus every 3 hours, total fucking mayhem
>Finally the metro starts up again
>Totally packed
>Hear some old woman's bones getting crushed
>Get on train to Florence just in time
>Train just stops in the middle of fucking nowhere for two hours
>Girl I met on the train said this happens on every other trip she takes
>Train starts up
>Now going way too fast
>Ears bleed going into every tunnel

Mussolini must have been a hell of a guy.
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>>80710398
Fucking Italians and trains. You never managed to make them run on time in the first place, and now this.

Also, thanks for screwing us with your incredibly crappy Fyra trains.
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>>80710602
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>>80710398
Someone photoshop the blood to be spaghetti.
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>>80712228
weren't the Fyra trains Italian made?
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>>80714036
A friend of mine showed me the jazz tune they based it off of. It creeps him out now. I couldn't find it.

Enjoy this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jH8ZbF-Mbm4
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>>80713934
really makes you miss dictatorship, eh ?
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>>80710602
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CONDUCTOR
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>>80714462
Most Italian engineers I know that have a job work outside of italy
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>>80714723
Yes
Yes they were
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>>80710602

100 emoji fire emoji 100 emoji fire emoji
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>>80714609
We screwed ourselves thou.

Or to be more precise, the director that said "DUDE MAKE THE BID FOR THE RAIL CONCESSION 170 MILLION IT'S TAX MONEY AFTER ALL WE CAN SPEND AS MUCH AS WE LIKE LMAO"
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>>80714558
The Northwest Ordinance of 1787 set the surveying laws in the US that set land policy. States with long straight borders were, and often still are sparsely populated.
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2 trains in the same line, how dumb can you be? Was it muh trees?
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>>80714955
alright, I guess it was easier to do so than to delimit them using natural boundaries
thanks for the answer
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>>80710602
I dont get it
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>>80714933
>public spending money lol
>government demands it had to be spend at the lowest bidder no matter what
>mafia underbids everyone
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>>80710398
Now I know why italians are so masterfully bad at warfare.
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>>80715030
Witnesses reported the presence of a rather large man on board
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>>80715053
Also, generally if a border isn't straight you can bet it's a river
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Mamma Mia.
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>>80715111

Wasn't Mussolini famous for the efficiency of his train line during the war?
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>>80715053
The land that was settled before the ordinance was had more natural boundaries.
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>>80715055
TRAINing.
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>>80715111
You have that in common
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>>80715076
Kek.
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>>80715170
yes. and because of his love for spices he kept on insisting that trains must run on thyme
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explain the poor training joke please
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>>80714123
>>chad wop
lol, "Chad wop." I'm more mentally ill and socially awk than you, I just channel my rage into the gym.
Do it long enough and your dogs will come to you.
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>>80715089
It truly was and is an amazing clusterfuck
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>>80715245
Training
Train
Mindblown huh?
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>>80715245
It was a subtle yet on point critique of keynesian economics
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>>80715249

I go to the gym as well, but I've got gyno so it's all for naught.
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>>80715321
that's not worth the 20 you's

there must be something more
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>>80714570
>>Get on train to Florence just in time
there's your problem. never take the train to florence. Go to the airport...about 40 mins away and get on a bus.
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>>80713232
Very pretty and all, but they have a nasty tendency of just spontaneously combusting.
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>>80715370
There isn't. Witty banter.
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>>80715366
>got gyno
that's what nolvadex and armidex are for mate. They're cheap now too.
worst case, pretty sure they can cut it out.
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>>80710602
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>>80715370
nope, it was a carlos.jpg joke

but for once it was alright.
today's a slow day, that's all.
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>>80715370
Polacks just want to show they get a joke in a foreign language.
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>>80710398
I'm asking the big question here: how many wagon per train were there?
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>>80711578
>or urban youths shooting at trains
>Be american train
>Get shot
Jesus.
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>>80710398
in the current year things like this souldnt happen. something like this should immediatly delete the organizational hierarchy of the company.

>it happended because one of the train left the station in advance
holy shit the trains are always late and the first time it isn't something like this happens.

imagine being on that train.. you surely wouldnt expect a frontal crash since there is only one railroad.. i mean that would be absurd right? there is only one rail already means a train passes every 3 hours probably
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>>80710398
Delicious
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>>80714933
Too much Italian sympathy in you. You wouldnt be some kind of immigrant or immigrannt descended, would you, Luigi?
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>>80715531
Why not have two fucking lines?
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>>80715504
>how many wagon per train were there?
wondering that too. IF each one had 4, 2 are vaporized.
HAve you niggers gotten so lazy no one can post a pic in thread?
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>>80710602
That fucking nigger right there.
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>>80715233
He actually only ate Crackers and milk because he believed it to be healthier.
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>>80715485

>nolvadex and armidex

Seems 13 years too late for that. Plus, I'm not some steroid using degenerate.

>cut it out

So I can pay 15,000 dollars so some Jew can slice me up? I'd rather just join the beta uprising.
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>>80711993
That's because going to Europe is generally only something women and gay/metrosexual want to do. If you see a masculine American man in Europe, odds are very good that he's there because his wife wanted to go.
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>>80715089
they reach everywhere
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>>80715370
Maffia bribed them.
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>>80715620
>steroid using degenerate.
I am. I'd rather lie about my degeneracy in public and get laid than be a supreme gentleman.
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>>80715603
it doesn't matter, it's a joke about spices an italian and his trains.

it doesn't need to be accurate to be funny, it's just following stereotypes
don't derail my joke. (get it ? lol xD)
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>>80710656

kek'd
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Pls let it be refugees hijacked train
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today is a fucking slow day, have become so used to happenings I'm having withdrawal.
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>>80715504
>>80715594
http://www.ansa.it/sito/photogallery/primopiano/2016/07/12/scontro-treni-come-un-aereo-caduto_4e136843-7e09-4963-b44b-8b27de3e8d8f.html
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>>80710602

Exporting top quality bantz
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>>80715657

That's a dumb opinion. Appreciation of artistic achievement is an inherently masculine trait. It's metrosexuals and women who want to tear places like Venice down and build up disgusting, charmless, Brutalist shitholes for the plebs to live in.
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>>80715889
>scontro-treni-come-un-aereo-caduto
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>>80715762
No, it was a good joke. I just thought it was interesting he had such an odd diet.
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>>80715936
CRASHING THIS TRAIN
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>>80715934
I'm saying that's the prevailing opinion here, not that it's correct.
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>>80710602
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
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>>80715995
SENZA ALCUNO SOPRAVVIVENTI
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>>80715995
WITH NO SURVIVORS
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>>80715934
He's right. In America, visiting Europe is more for the women and the homos.
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>>80715965
hitler too had an odd diet on the topic, maybe it was a dictator thing ?
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>>80710602
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>>80710602
Pls include in screencap
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>>80714723

Bought yes, built is highly debatable.
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>>80710656

Your oligarchs buy Ferraris and Lamborghinis. What amazing modes of transportation do you produce? The fucking Lada. Pic related: Lada's armoured limo
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>>80716181
Kek. Maybe. Hopefully Kim Jong Un gets on one soon then. He could use it.
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>>80710602
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>>80716166
>visiting Europe is more for the women and the homos.
yes, quite right. Only a faggot would want to see the great works of Western Civilization.
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>>80710602
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>>80714036
Aw hell yeah, that shits my jam
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>>80710602
Too good. Holy shit
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>>80716426
It is looked upon that way here. Don't pretend that many Americans don't act that way.
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I fucking hate italians.
Fucking wops.
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20 people dead at the moment.
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fucking 1 rail systems.
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as an italian with terrone roots living in the north and abroad, these things are just a matter of time.

human errors happen everywhere, but when the infrastructure is as shitty as in the south, then you pay a fucking harsh price for a single human error.

the south has a sad fucking history, which is even sadder when you see how hopeless and depressed are the few (really) great people that live there.

it ain't easy senpaitachi.
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>>80716984
http://www.rainews.it/dl/rainews/live/ContentItem-3156f2f2-dc70-4953-8e2f-70d7489d4ce9.html
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>>80710602
ohhh shhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiit
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>>80717421
>it's a "the south had a sad tragic story ;_; plz help" episode again
go back to your savannah, cheetahnigger
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Brit traveling around italy who is currently in Pisa reporting

Can confirm massive discrepancies in continuity between northern and Southern train lines, even the fucking polish have better lines than the Southern Italians
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MULTITRACK DRIFTING
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>>80717544
nah lad, i'll keep making more money than you in germany when i come back from my holidays :^)

were you cucked by a terrone or what?
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>>80717577
>Brit traveling around italy who is currently in Pisa reporting
Too bad it wasn't you, stop bitching. I don't like Pisa, so many chinks near the tower, no one even bothers with the Church where Galileo first got his idea for a true working clock by watching the motion of the incense burner hanging.
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>>80717714
>i'll keep making more money than you in germany
HAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAAAAHAHAAHAHAHAAA
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>>80717988
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>>80717769

#blacklivesmatter
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>>80718409
I don't see your point. You took in 24,000 nigger last week, soon you'll have a higher percentage than we do.

you fucking send out ships to pick them up 3 miles of Libya and then everyone claps for them.
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>>80710602
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>>80710602
Your answer seems to be derailing the thread.
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>>80715594
Wtf OP ?
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>>80711498
You do realize it's southerners who love niggers and welfare, right?

muh heritage
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>>80710398

Spaghetti everywhere.
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>>80718796
>'s southerners who love niggers
something tells me you don't know much about Italy if you think Southerners love niggers. The commies/SJW are all in the North.
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WHEN THE TRAIN HITS YOUR FACE LIKE A CAN FULL OF MACE THATS AMORE!
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>>80710602
That was cheeky, m8
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>>80718784
your father needed train fare back after a queer he was cruising with stole his wallet.
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>>80718796
have you ever been in the south? literally no criminality from shitskins or niggers, simply because if you try to mess up with the territory from cosa nostra / camorra / ndrangheta you end up dissolved in a barrel of acid

it's basically a parallel, extremely efficient (in its crooked, corrupted ways) state down there
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>>80710602
Mama mia! Could-a been the banana peel someone left-a in the road!
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>>80710602
I don't get it .
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>>80718796

>Southern italians love niggers

Top kek!
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>>80718796
>southerners who love niggers and welfare
>niggers
>WELFARE
>in southern italy
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>>80718796

Southern Italians are even racist when they've been in America for 200 years. It never washes out.
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>>80711137

I SEE THIS TOO
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>>80718796
notice you've kept your fucking mouth shut since literally everyone here has now told you that you don't know shit about Italy.
Southerners are the ones who burn out the gypsie/nigger camps when one of them commits a crime.
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>>80710602
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>>80719397
italian american desu
can confirm
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>>80719071
nice
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>>80719918
Yes, try growing up in a guinea family where the word nigger is used every other sentence, then going to an "elite" college, getting drunk, and asking an idiot with a rap poster in his room why he has a picture of a nigger on the wall.

This was 6 years ago, today they'd prob expel me.
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>>80710602
you're alright, bonglander
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>>80710521
>How does this happen?
Exactly... it is a fucking train... they only go two directions: forward or backward... how the FUCK is anyone so stupid that two trains are on the same track heading toward each other... serious jail time for whoever is responsible
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>>80720409
>jail
>for whoever is responsible
>in Italy
not sure if serious.
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