>Speedster model TACFORCE (minority slaying) Karambit
>Durable PT survival flashlight
>waterpoof 5 in 1 tool (Emergency whistle, compass, flint, match container)
>Nixon "The Sentry" 42mm stainless steel Quartz
What do you carry to make America great again?
>>80675461
Some sort of honeypot or what?
a couple cats
nothing you'ld be concerned about ATF
>>80675673
likely
>>80675461
>Karambit
stattrak?
>>80675673
What?
>>80675461
i sleep with my wife
>>80675461
You warm them up first, or put it in your ass cold?
>>80675461
FBI GTFO
my wife
>>80676658
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ul6UcvNX4o8
I sleep with my black girlfriend and attempt to produce mixed-race children out of wedlock every night. Nothing to see here my Jewish overlord, sir.
>>80675461
This is what you sleep with next to your bed for home defense? You serious?
>>80675461
Your mother
>>80675461
>What do you carry to make America great again?
I sleep with your wife, how does the control center look this time of year?
>>80675461
You fucked up hard with your watch. At minimum it should be solar powered or mechanical. The best watch for shtf situations is a high end Casio protrek.
>>80677438
>implying anything beats just have a couple of the old casios lying around
decade+ battery life for 10 bucks is hard to beat. they're terrorist approved
>>80675461
Smith & Wesson M&P 9mm.
>>80675461
Why do you have a rape whistle?
>>80676658
fag
>>80677006
My wife is Haitian. I feel you brother.
This guy's wife
>>80676948
>>80678102
stop being jelly
>>80675461
My wife's son
My dog
>>80675461
My wife's boyfriend and his dog
>>80677994
That's for sandniggers, a smart man gets a solar powered watch, with compass, temperature, barometer, altimeter, and world time.
![Casio-wave-ceptor-WVA470J-1A-Wrist-Watch-e2ef76d6-c9e1-4d02-8a8f-f3c0c41a189d[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Bp04Dz7.jpg "Casio-wave-ceptor-WVA470J-1A-Wrist-Watch-e2ef76d6-c9e1-4d02-8a8f-f3c0c41a189d[1].jpg")
>>80677438
This is the most red-pilled watch.
>solar powered
>syncs with atomic clocks
>analog
>stopwatch, timer, and alarm functions
Nice rape whistle faggot
>>80675461
>Emergency whistle
>rape whistle
lol
I'm so disturbed by the constant shilling and shitposting that when at first glance I thought it would be another degenerate thread from that faggot who keeps posting blacked shit, and the stuff in the OP's were dildos and other sex toys.
I need to take a time out from this board.
>>80678377
>200 dollar watch with a compass
>10 dollar watch and 10 dollar compass that's actually useful for navigation
>>80675461
My Dog.
i mean who the fuck would sleep with a rape whistle and shitty watch a flashlight and a weak ass multitool for faggots.
is this in case shtf while sleeping? like if Freddy comes to finger you in your nightmares?
good god no wounder they call OP the biggest faggot on earth.
>>80675461
>he doesn't sleep with an m48 tactical survival spear
>>80676658
Me too.
