1.your nation
2.bestu ally
1.Japan
2.Israel and America
>>80651188
1.Romania
2.Poland
1. America
2. Israel and Japan
>>80651188
1.Mexico
2.Mexico
>>80651188
Israel
Jewish diaspora
It feels good to be a part of the governing elite.
You shits can't even openly comment on our power without being alienated by everyone.
>>80654311
hahaha
I will be your friend :3
tacobell bro :3
>>80651188
Ireland
Literally anybody that isn't England
1.Portugal
2. Our good old friend England
Germany
Israel
>>80651188
1. England
2. Do I even need to say it?
>>80656260
You'll regret that so fucking fast
>>80657005
The poos?
>>80656780
If I like England am I still Irish?
Malaysia
Mother Russia
>>80651188
1. USA
2. Anglosphere and Japan/South Korea
1. Canada
2. Everyone, you can't just pick favorites.
you ess ayy
Schlomo and his bag of burgers
really korea has no alliance right now.
i guess iran is our closest ally and china a little
1.Serbia stronk
2. Russia
>>80651188
t. expat
>>80657390
1. Best nation
2. Greatest ally (you know who you are)
>>80657491
You fucking what mate
Israel
>>80657491
I thought you weren't talking to anyone anymore?
USA
Australia unironically
>>80657390
This is why I hate you Canada.
France is supposed to be our greatest ally but they're a bunch of homos so Japan or South Korea I guess.
Oh and fuck you dad.
>>80656780
> Literally anybody
Wew lad, I'll take the Eternal Sassenach over the EU any day.
>>80651188
America
Australia
>>80657491
Russia?
It's cute that you think America is your ally.
Face it, it's the master that controls you and South Korea.
>>80657656
>>80657354
>>80653455
1. Leafistan
2. Swedi Arabia
>>80651188
New Zealand is best ally. Anyone who says otherwise only does because they think nz is Australia
>>80657390
If you choose, you lose.
>>80651188
You're a fucking idiot, Jap. America bombed the absolute living FUCK out of three of your cities, the only time nuclear weapons have been used in war, killing millions of civillians and causing birth defects for generations.
>best bros
More like top cuck, you faggot.
>>80651188
1. Germany
2. :(
>>80658124
Australia is not even a real country
>>80658124
shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>80657917
NZ is Australia, fag. Our best allies are the Commonwealth countries. Well, the white ones. You know who you are.
japan is our little buddy, we like that they are weird as shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfaa0Sjczik
>>80657830
>foot on flag
I'd be triggered if we weren't besties
>>80651188
1. Francistan
2. Ourselves and maybe Monaco, go fuck yourself rest of the world
1.Russia
2.Army and Fleet
>>80658124
>three
>birth defects for generations.
Air-bursting the bombs limited the fallout, most of it went into the atmosphere. There were a ton of radiation-related sicknesses, but not a lot of birth defects.
>>80658323
You're pulling us on there!
>israel and america
Take a load of this cuked shrimp-dicked faggot.
1.Canada
2.Mexico
>>80658440
>three
I mean, we did kind of firebomb Tokyo. That wasn't atomic, but it was pretty devastating.
>>80651188
Anything other then USA and France is incorrect, japan is US satellite state. France alone saved our ass in the revolution from those damn redcoats.
>>80658440
Our kokoros go doki doki for you too fampai
>>80651188
1.USA
2.UK (sorry japanbro)
1. Canada
2. Britain and USA
Anglo Empire when?
>>80651188
1. Finland.
2. No need for allies.
>>80651188
Well New Zealand, obviously, and Australia without a doubt.
>>80651188
1. Best country on Earth
2. Tie between UK, Canada, Korea, Japan, and Israel.
>>80658712
Pretty much every major city was bombed. And some just because. I used to live in a small town up north where people remembered when US fighters strafed and killed some guys fishing.
>>80658893
But Estonia.
>>80651188
get rid of region locks on kancolle and we'll be even better friends :^)
>>80651188
1. Turkey
2. ISIS
>>80658999
>will trade f-35s for region unlock
>>80651188
1. America
2. I'm not really sure. Do we? I know we have a lot of NATO leeches.
>>80658440
They firebombed the shit out of your capital.
>pls America, its not like we wanted your bbc anyway baka
You're a raging homosexual with no respect for your past. GJ Yanks. You fucked them up so hard they're tsun for you.
USA
Japan for sure
>>80658893
This
>>80659158
Shouldn't you be bowing to your emu overlords? Or busy working to subsidize unhuffable gasoline?
>>80651188
1. Argentina
2. Argentina
>>80651188
1. Brazil
2. Hmmm... Argentina? Don't know, noone likes us
>>80659290
Great comeback faggot. I'd love to see you fight a fuckin emu.
>>80658999
>trips
KEK WILLS REGION UNLOCK
UNLOCK OR CATACLYSM
>>80651188
1. we is champions n shit
2. >>80657005 my man here knows it
3. >>80657181 read a book
>>80651188
1. Spain
2. Austria
>>80659404
*teleports behind it*
*unsheathes katana*
Yana otenki desu ne
MAKE JAPAN GREAT AGAIN
>>80659404
Abbo, we kill fucking whales and barely bother to eat them. Meanwhile flightless birds push your shit in so hard you have to shitpost on the internet to relieve stress decades later.
1. Scotland
2. Europe
>>80651188
Yeah I'd probably list Japan first even though they don't war with us. UK/France second and third no particular order since they help us war. I'll throw in canada as an honerable mention since they are our hat.
>>80658396
>not winter
>>80658396
>implying this isn't your one and true ally.
>>80651188
Thank you greatest ally. We can give you some nukes if you like to bomb china and restore your former glory.
but idk
canada
britian
japan
mexico
germany
india
turkey
?
1. United States
2. Tie between Canada, UK, and Japan. Also heavily tsundere for France.
1. US
2. UK
>>80659505
Kill yourself.
>>80651188
1. Soon to be India.
2. I would say Australia but then again they take sport to seriously and usually want to murder us after an intense cricket/rugby match. So ill just say New Zealand, offering negotiators was so sweet.
1. England
2. Portugal
Thalassocracy=confirmed, our Brexit negotiations will start with a blockade of Calais.
>>80658667
Wtf, leaf. I thought you were bff with 'Murica.
>>80657559
>>80657625
>>80657935
>americucks not wanting maximum optimization
1. America
2. UK, and maybe France, although they are starting to be a bunch of fags. Definitely not Canada, the only thing I will be thankful for is when they take all the Trump haters out of our country when the Donald is elected God-Emperor.
>>80659966
mmm yes MORE SALT
>>80660608
Oh yeah, forgot, Japan is pretty chill, they're just so much more different than us. I remember when they had Japanese exchange students come to our school for a couple of weeks, and they were recording how outgoing and cheerful Americans were, they thought it was crazy.
>>80659379
We have a healthy rivalry.
>>80651188
1. Finland
2. No one
1. Norway
2. Denmark
>>80660778
IME, people aren't outwardly friendly, but once they know you, they can be insanely nice. I get gifts in the mail from people, and I haven't seen some of them in years.
>>80659305
>Accurate.
>>80651188
USA
Poland (Fuck ruskies)
Israel
Kreptu'gla'gendarrploipp
>>80651188
1.Mexico
2.USA
1. Canada
2. Britain and USA
>Lithuania
>
1. America
2. Britain in West and Japan in the East
>>80661768
Actually, between Britain and Canada, I'd have to go with Canada as our greatest Western ally. They're basically faggot Americans that aren't as stupid or fat.
1. Canada
2. Mexico
>>80656960
you are my greatest ally, Portugal
fuck america everyone is fat
>>80651188
1. Canada
2. United States
>>80657491
>>80658124
We did what had to be done to prevent the Japanese from being taken over by Russia, who was mounting a massive force in their North. Had we not bombed them, Russia likely would have split up Japan, and we'd have ended up with a North Japan/South Japan situation similar to North Korea/South Korea PLUS millions of fucking dead on every side.
>>80662212
I have no idea why more people don't know this. Russia said they'd declare war 90 days after VE day, which was on August 9th, same day as the Nagasaki bombing.
1. Serbia
2. Russia and China
>>80660701
I hope a moth bites your cock off.
>>80658440
Personally i regret all of the civilian casualties we caused during ww2 germans/japans.
also they were still worked up over pearl harbor and then you had all of the veterans from the island fighting wanting the war ended one way or another and to of invaded the home island would of left us with no choice but to annex you after that amount of blood.
>>80662353
Most people just want things to be black and white, and see "bomb civilians=BAD." They don't realize that it was the most palatable option for everyone involved, except Russia, who was licking their lips at the thought of occupying Japan and owning half of Tokyo to expand their empire. I don't want to know what that world would have looked like, but I know it would have been much worse for Japan and the United States.
>England
>USA, Portugal
>>80662052
you hurt daddies feelings when you say that.
everyone is mostly skinny around here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMIDpJ8H7H0
>>80662646
IIRC, you're still using the Purple Hearts you had made for the planned invasion of the home islands, right? Japanese raised after the war know they got the lesser of two evils.
>>80662700
Checked, and most people I know are smart enough to know Hokkaido would be another NK without the states.
war is hell, the last thing we wanted, was a fight. *ace ventura
>>80663663
'm gonna need two head of cattle for those quads.
>>80663147
I just got done reading a alt history book where we ended up invading you and the russians jumped in and in fact turned you into another korea.
Harry turtledove pumps out those ww2 alt history books like clockwork.
about the purple hearts thing no idea really no one outside of some clerks are likely able to age that crap.
hell we had a depot down here from the korean war and it ended up being hit pretty hard by a hurricane and people were finding crap from the 50's all of it was shit the feds/state had stockpilled from the cold war when they thought they might of had to gear up a militia/police force after a bombing.
The Netherlands...
uuhh.. who wants to be our greatest ally..?
1. The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland
2. Portugal, Euros winners and 100 years war buddies
>>80664950
ill even include you in our most nationalistic poster
>>80664731
>During World War II, nearly 500,000 Purple Heart medals were manufactured in anticipation of the estimated casualties resulting from the planned Allied invasion of Japan. To the present date, total combined American military casualties of the seventy years following the end of World War II—including the Korean and Vietnam Wars—have not exceeded that number. In 2003, there remained 120,000 Purple Heart medals in stock. The existing surplus allowed combat units in Iraq and Afghanistan to keep Purple Hearts on-hand for immediate award to soldiers wounded in the field
And "The Place Promised in Our Early Days
" has this as a plot point too.
>>80664950
Walls that keep the sea out.
>>80664950
We have a few options: Countries who hate us, countries who don't care about us and countries we hate. At least we were neutral in ww1
America
America
>>80659158
>they're tsun for you
Wouldn't have it any other way, desu.
>>80656260
Take our advice and dont
Estonia is our greatest and only ally
>>80664950
I'll be your friend. Wanna suck a dog's dick with me?
>>80665320
>medals on hand
yeah desu i've heard of a commanders giving them out for getting grazed or cut.
also i'd not buy those numbers allot of shit get's stolen and sold off.
1. USA
2. Japan of course
We'd be even better buddies if their language wasnt SO FUCKING STUPID GOD DAMNIT FUCK KANJI
>Obongo is trying to dismantle our greatest ally ever, the UK.
Dumb. Fucking. Coon.
>>80657778
that is a cute puppy :D
>America
>Australia. Even though they're shitheads online they can be real bros in person.
UK, French, Italians are just shitheads all round with their nose's in the air.
Greece
The closest thing we have to an ally is probably Italy, every time something happens and we can't deal with it we ask them for help.
>>80666117
>nose's in the air.
If you washed your blubber once in a while we wouldn't have to stick our noses up, but the aussies are great at dealing with unearthly wildlife so they are the natural friend to the american.
>>80665991
Don't eat it!
>>80666189
Don't forget that venice started the fourth crusade, can't trust them italians.
>>80666117
Piss off redneck
>>80666448
Fucking Pol Pot meets kettle
>>80651188
America
France
We're not sorry for the bombs, Nip.
>>80666689
>France
>the country that refused to join iraq war with you
what the fuck bro?
>>80658893
USA
Morocco
>>80666605
Finger licking good?
>>80666888
OH this coming from japan, you probably eat girls live on camera but censor the genitals
>>80666801
>country that help us drive out the readcoats
Versus
>country that was such a pain in the ass we had to drop two nuclear bombs on them
>>80666888
>666888
Double Triples?!?!?!
Checked
sweden
greenland
>>80666999
Double trips checked, and do you really want to start about who has the weirder rules?
>>80667105
That's not a law though, that's just retarded people being retarded.
how come none of you guys have any children?
>>80651188
Originally Turkey
The Islamic State
>>80667269
Why do you import other country's children en mass?
>>80651188
1. America.
2. America.
>>80656260
Whoa there, chinaman. Don't get too attached okay?
>>80651188
Israel-Japan?
What sort of connection do we even share because this is news to me?
>>80666999
Holy shit! Kek has spoken, Japan is worse than we thought.
>>80666440
>>80666551
>>80651188
I would prefer if the world were just half white American and half Japanese.
America takes west, japan takes East.
>>80667474
Your nation will burn this summer, double 74.
>>80651188
1. Argentina
2. Brazil and Uruguay
>>80667504
>tfw you were being a divisive anglo but get caught out
shit, better start another /pol/ BTFO thread
1. United States of America
2. Poland (because they pull their own fucking weight, unlike the rest of you worthless NATO shits.)
>>80651188
1. Murrika
2. Grorious Nippon
>>80667446
you are America's two best allies
>>80651188
1.Romania
2.Nobody,we are gypsies
pic not related
>>80651188
> America
> Japan
Glad to hear Abe won the majority of your Upper Houses. If Trump gets in, Article 9 can be rewritten.
The China Chinks will learn to fear the Samurai once more.
>>80667446
kike-kun stop being so tsundere desjew
>>80661328
Yeah that's debatable, with the wall n stuff
>>80651188
1. US (mississippi)
2. Argentina and Australia
second choice would be either singapore or the phillipines.
EU can suck a fat dick, i dont trust them, nor do i trust mainland asia
>>80667902
The Roman empire has no allies, only vassals.
>USA
>Japan
>Argentina
>Everyone
Everywhere I went we were welcomed with a smile, everyone who comes here leaves smiling.
>>80666820
>>80658893
Finns are the master race so I completely agree with this post.
>>80658893
1. finland
2. mongolia
>>80651188
1.America
2.Japan or Israel
I like you Japan just stop bragging about your inferior swords
>>80668091
FALKLANDS
>>80659290
>>80659158
>Shouldn't you be bowing to your emu overlords?
Lmao Japan bringing the Bantz.
Aussie Shit-posters FEAR THE EMU!!!
>>80656260
it will bring you nothing but pain
>>80661273
>Kreptu'gla'gendarrploipp
Is that a Lizard race?
>>80651188
1. We are: Finland
2: Our best ally is: New Zealand
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SY6meyrr30I
1. Macedonia
2. Greece
>>80668285
What about your friendly, peaceful neighbour, Russia?
>>80668236
You're a big guy.
>>80667867
Yes I am your allay but that dont make me Japan's allay.
If you have 2 friends does that mean they are well friends?
>>80667959
>being this desperate for hot Jewish ass.
USA
JAPAN
Any more cute /Japan best bros pictures? I really like them.
>>80668036
That meme is old britbong
All bullshit aside I lost all interest in shitposting because we keep on getting called gypsies and I pretty much embraced that ideea while I am on /pol/
I still take a couple of swings at aussies,they are the only ones who can be on par with us when it comes to shitposting
>>80659553
good weather?
>>80651188
Israel
Israel (no other nation can be best ally)
>>80668200
>Implying you actually hate us
I love you
>>80668341
They all need to die.
ANY EUROPEANS WANNA BE MY FRIEND
>tfw no co-prosperity pacific empire with japbros and high test nippon qt3.14s
hold me brehs...
>>80668449
I love that map to be honest, my white friend
>>80653455
>>80657354
>>80659226
>>80659710
>>80661768
>>80665814
>>80667819
>>80667937
>>80668069
>>80668412
f u c k b o y s
>>80668285
>>80668412
>>80651188 and >>80658440 were art by Japanese internet users during Operation Tomodachi after 3/11
Have some writing by elementary kids in their school track too.
>>80651188
1. USA
2. Britain
>>80668668
Come here chaz, my son.
You're not irish are you?
1. USA
2. Japan:3
>>80668984
Do I look irish to you?
>>80669074
Cant tell if shitposting or summerfag
>>80668841
What about all the okinawa rapes?
You should be britains friend, we're both small islands that punched above our weight, honour societies, bad teeth, love tea, massacred inferior races. And we didn't nuke you
>>80657491
How do most of your countrymen feel about America? Is there a lot of pressure by the government and the media (I guess those are the same thing in your case though) to hate us the West?
>>80668687
Fuck off we would of been colonised by the japs if their co prosperity shit took off.
>>80651188
>America
>Israel and Britistan
>>80669195
Better than Chinks
>>80669195
And now you're just colonised by chinks instead, congratulations.
>>80669139
the first one frend
>>80668008
>mississippi
is that a joke about us being all white trash or something?
>>80669143
75% of the US bases are there, it's a given. Shame, they're really wrecking the popularity they gained after 3/11
>>80669195
What a shame, we could have civilized you.
Straya
The anglosphere, particularly our anzac buddies the Kiwis
USA and every country that speaks English with the exception of Canada
And Japan because they are just too goofy to let anyone else have.
America.
Not argentina.
>>80669513
If we'd just ban niggers from going to Okinawa all would be well. Unfortunately, we just send whoever over there and you end up with some real trash nigglets. I won't apologize for the bombs, but I sure as fuck will apologize for that. I'm sorry about the dindus, Japan.
>>80669638
Just need to reopen the Cave of Negroes again.
>>80669434
thats where i live, girl
thinking about it a little further, i would pick argentina over australia 100%. no contest
>>80669638
>america occupying a country and sending their nigger hordes to destory the native population
oh what a surprise, shame your jewish tricks haven't worked on japan like they did on germany
1.The United States of America
2.Freedom
>>80651188
>greatest ally
is this even a question
>>80651188
1. Venezuela
2. No one atm cause we broke as fuck nigga
>>80669850
Beats being betrayed by your own.
>>80669143
I think Britain and Ireland should be best allies
>>80669847
>argentina
>black
>chimped out like niggers and tried to steal falklands
>got BTFO so worthless as a military ally
why?
>>80669847
Well everything i hear about our state on here is bad so i assumed.
sauicer/gulfport btw.
>>80669850
[spoiler] Top edge [/spoiler]
>>80669973
Nah fuck them, adding ireland again would just be like having a second scotland to pay for.
Like having to raise a child that hates you and keeps shitting itself
>>80670026
im falling for the argentina is white meme, and there is nothing you can do to stop me
even if it was black, why would i give a shit? i already live in mississippi
>>80651188
What type of bird is that under the Eagle's wing?
>>80670159
What happened to make it this bad? Why are the celts so different? Are they like Vikings?
Why didn't you breed their women enough?
Here in America we're like Irish, German, Anglo, and.....some of us turned out alright.
>>80669959
Japan you're being brutal again
>>80670235
Just abandon niggersippi, go live somewhere white like Maine
>>80670105
surprisingly enough, /int/ thinks mississippi is pretty comfy if youre out of the way. /pol/ does not fuckin like this state though lol
vicksburg/warren here
>>80670235
>>80657491
BEST KOREA
>>80670382
maine would be too soft for me. ive lost all taste for being comfy, which is a good reason why im picking places like argentina/phillipines
We have no friend :(
>>80670235 .
>>80670341
I haven't a clue, but I laugh when people claim celtic ancestry, like why are you proud of being a fucking tribal? Celtic britian might aswell have been Africa before the Romans and anglo saxons came
>>80651188
Russia, USA
>>80670619
Canada love you, Ukraine
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-36739074
>>80668366
>>80656260
Good choice japanese bro
>>80658891
I like how UK's giving Ireland the bitch hand.
>>80670734
Russia tried to make you commies.
>>80670387
/int/ just looks at the nature pictures and decent looking coastline and more or less never winter weather and think it's nice /pol/ thinks of us as a nigger infested obese state with no value.
i blame louisiana we were proud pig farmers once we can be again.
>>80670235 ,
>>80670869
I like that too
>>80651188
1.Peru
2.All around me unfamiliar faces...
>>80670619
i luv perogees <3
