>There is a horde of people in Central Park trying to catch Pokémon
What is the Final Solution for the manchild/autist problem?
>yuroshits STILL mad they don't have pokemon go yet
>>80634097
It's either this or BLM protests, at least they are not blocking highways.
>>80634391
But we do
ISIS target crowd full of pokemon masters when?
Europoor mad, hows it feel not playing Pokemon Go today?
two 30 and 36 year olds play this at my job. I'm 36 and can't fathom why it interests anyone over 16
>>80634097
>There is a horde of people in Centeral Park trying to catch Pokemon
just close your eyes and say that out loud to yourself
fucking kek
>>80634660
Those aren't the 72 virgins they want, friendo.
>>80634391
>being this autistic
>>80634097
I've noticed a lot of them are women.
>>80634655
No you don't!
>That feel when you did not buy Nintendo Stocks when they were low
>>80635088
Top keeko
> yuropoor crying about video games on a political satire subforum within an anime board
>>80635088
Kek
Guys it's really not that big of a deal. Neither is it a very autistic thing. It's getting people out of the house.
>>80634391
Bring your 90s autism somewhere else
>>80635196
I had no interest in Pokemon go until there were two cuties outside my window playing it this afternoon
>>80635288
They'll drop fast and soon, trust me. Pokemon GO is a disaster waiting to happen.
> n-no, we c-cannot claim r-r-responsibility for all those a-accidents...
>>80635088
You honored the best dubs, burger.
>>80634097
They've brought the spergs back into reality, now they need to bring the cyber bullies back.
>>80635760
>> n-no, we c-cannot claim r-r-responsibility for all those a-accidents...
The loading screen tells you to watch where the fuck you're walking
>>80635694
It's a good conversation starter because of how obvious it is when people are playing it.
>catch anything?
And later on,
>we made eye contact, we must battle!
>>80634097
>Pokemon makes autis & fatties waddle around for mild exercise
BASED JAPAN SOLVING THE BETA & FATTY PROBLEMS IN AMERICA
>>80635088
I really hate those journalists begging for stuff in social media... do your jobs you fucking twats
>>80634097
>>80634097
>>What is the Final Solution for the manchild/autist problem?
Pussy.
>>80635760
Rather, people will get bored of this in a month.
Most will have forgotten about this game once it's "released" in Europe.
Making the game free to play is fucking retarded.
Is this NYC or hong kong? Why is everyone asian except the black guy?
>>80635458
>it's getting people out of the house
Yeah and now they're constantly looking at their phone, it's worse than it already was
I was hanging out with my friends yesterday, some of them played Pokemon GO and it was fucking crazy
>>80635088
Fantastic
Give them a break Bjorn.
Its fucking summer they are better outside actually waling on the park and taking some sun, socializing with retards like themselves, than locke din their rooms all day everyday shitposting.
>>80634097
Why are people so obsessed with this shit tier pokemans, I haven't played that nonsense since I was like 12 even then looking back it was cringey asf.
>>80635242
The computer illiterate dont have it
>>80635886
>it's okay guys we'll just put on a warning sign
>>80635088
eighth post best post
>>80634097
When the fuck did I become more dignified than the average normalfag? I've had the same loser hobbies literally my entire life, yet I'd be embarrassed to be associated with any of these sad faggots.
>>80636254
Same. I saw the first season and collected a few cards as a child. Never played a single game.
![crasher_wake_by_obeyecow-d8hjy9v[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Usk5th7.jpg "crasher wake by obeyecow-d8hjy9v[1]")
>>80634097
Look at that Asian guy in the front with those glasses and pencil thin arms.
These guys need to get out of their Pokemon gyms and into real gyms. Training your biceps and abs is a lot more rewarding in the long run than training your Pikachus and Squirtles.
And here's Crasher Wake for you, if that Asian guy trains hard enough, he might look half as muscular as him someday.
And I just know Pokemon Go is a death just waiting to happen. I'm seeing people skateboarding and cycling around looking at their phones. I just know someone is going to crash into traffic because of this.
>>80635088
Holy fuck burgerbro
>>80636254
Same, some of the stories from this shit is pretty funny though. Guy on /k/ was asking about barb wire because he has an "electrobuzz" on his property that people keep trying to get.
>>80636496
>tfw I've lived long enough to become the normie
>>80635458
R-right g g guys?
More evidence of the decline of humanity.
Most of these people weep at the thought of a dog being chained to a tree but have no problem enslaving pokemon and forcing them to compete in bloodsport.
>>80636254
Pokemon Yellow was a pretty significant formative experience for me personally, one of my earliest gaming memories
But yeah I stopped playing Pokemon after Ruby came out
>>80636033
Nice dubs. But Google made this.
Pokemons was a think you were supposed to drop at the age of 7.
>>80634097
Who cares what they do? America has bigger fucking problems than some weebs chasing after pokemon on their iphones.
>>80636254
Nostalgia. I remember playing in a baseball league when red came out and everyone was crowding around me to see it because I was the only one who had a gameboy. I don't give a shit now, but I can see how manchildren want to have the days back where they weren't shunned for acting like a child.
>>80636095
gtfo with this roastbeef
>>80634097
Wh...Where's all the white people?
>>80636731
desu it makes sense, because now Google Glass might actually take off with people wanting a more augmented experience
>>80634097
>hi Jonathan, cool video. Want to bring it by NBC nightly news?
>>80636508
I probably got one of the gameboy cartridges floating around somewhere red I think.
>>80636598
Some fool goes looking for pokemons, gets caught in a /k/ommando's barbed wire TOPKEK.
>>80634391
>Burgerclap can't install a cracked APK
>Burgerclap uses iMeme products and is incapable of following a 5 step instruction list
I don't think there is one. There's too many of them.
![tumblr_mjy29lKY1B1rnkfgmo3_500[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/0KjZXbu.jpg "tumblr mjy29lKY1B1rnkfgmo3 500[1]")
>>80636897
>Who cares what they do? America has bigger fucking problems than some weebs chasing after pokemon on their iphones.
that's the point. Bread and circuses is what destroyed the Roman empire. And now its destroying America.
Pokemon Go is a part of the "circuses," a distraction meant to take eyes off the real problems. The only reason why many of these people are playing Pokemon Go is because they are unemployed and have nothing better to do. Instead of protesting about youth unemployment and starting their own businesses, they are wandering around town with their heads in their phones.
>>80634097
>Complaining about autists on an anonymous message board full of autists
>>80636714
Pokemon Yellow taught me preparation and work ethic. Grinding those shitty ratata for exp wasn't fun, but it was necessary.
>>80637205
what if this is part of a secret japanese attack plan
It's going to crash and burn like Miitomo did.
>>80637206
not everyone has to worry about every problem all the time, bro
>>80635760
>they'll drop fast soon
That's when you cash out, faggot.
>>80637206
Anyone else agree that Miltank is best pokemon (so sexy)
>>80634097
god damn that looks like fun. I wish I had a phone.
>>80634097
>1 post by this ID
why the fuck are you all spamming with this shit?
Is it fear that white people will meet other white people and start having white babies?
>>80635003
Because it's entertaining and I walked 40 miles in the last 3 days. I've talked to mom's who said they could never get their kids out of the house and now they don't walk to stop walking around parks. Regardless of the stigma on pokemon if anything gets this kind of reaction it can't be a bad thing.
>>80637408
This is why I never really got into the Pokemon video games. When I want to play a game, I want to have fun, not grinding and having it feel like work.
The only Pokemon game I beat was Diamond, and that was back when I was in college and regularly took public transit and sat on the beach playing it.
>>80637122
Bang on. Absolute shit for brains.
>>80637416
Let them come. Better Japs than jews.
people have already gotten baited and robbed from the game. luckily the criminals have been caught, but this really is a social experiment
>>80635088
Mate.
>People go outside
>Might actually talk to eachother about a common interest
>OMG BETA AUTISTS
THIS IS FIXING AMERICA PEOPLE
>>80635003
because pokemon came out when you were 16.
Think about it. Someone was 10, pokemon came out, it was a great game. But they didn't buy the later game boys because they outgrew that.
now they're 30 and they finally have money and time and phones, and here's a pokemon game.
>>80634391
>Implying yuroshits would be autistic enough to go outside with that shit
Outside is scary.
>>80635242
we do
>>80634097
At least the fat nerds who played pokemon in their basement, are now doing some exercise. Saves us money for social welfare and shit
>>80637745
Don't interrupt the contrarian catastrophizing. Now accept that Pokemon Go is everything wrong with modern society and will literally be the downfall of the west or leave.
>>80635088
Underrated
>>80636897
It's not a problem in itself, it's a symptom of a problem. People are no longer maturing.
>>80634097
https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2016/jul/10/pokemon-go-armed-robbers-dead-body
Team Rocket
>>80636731
>>80636964
Literally to track your movements on foot for their mapping.
>>80638384
kekk
You can now play "Pokemon NO"
All you need is:
1) smart phone
2) Pokemon Go software
3) concealed-carry permit
4) ?????
5) PROFIT!
>>80638365
So are we all supposed to get 'mature' hobbies as we age? Sounds boring
>>80635088
kek
>>80634097
Maybe I'm crinkling the tinfoil a little here, but I believe there must be some ulterior motive to Pokemon Go. What are (((they))) planning? Is it a method of insidiously getting people to film their private property and upload the data to google's data banks? Is it something more?
>>80637416
Game was made by Google I believe
>>80634097
It's just the flavor of the month. No one is going to give a shit, in a month or so, about Pokemon go.
>>80635088
Kek
>>80634391
> Be countryfag
> Live in cellular dead zone
> Can only use pokemon go with home wifi
> Can only catch pokemon if they are in my yard or nearby forest
> Have to drive 20 miles to interstate to get a signal
> Meanwhile can't even access game because of "server issues"
> tfw there's more pokemon in the toxic nig-filled cities than in the lush wilderness where I live
On the bright side I caught a charmander in my fireplace
>>80638384
Thanks for the laugh.
As much as this shit is retarded, I think it's good that these nerds who would otherwise be watching anime or playing video games at home in the dark are outside doing shit and meeting people.
>>80637520
They will have regularly update releases of more Pokemon in the near future
Pokemon is here to stay /pol/lacks
>>80638856
You're suppose to play golf.
>>80634391
>He doesn't know how to install apks
I probably had the game before you, Amerishit
>>80639156
Just wait until gen 2 is released
normies everywhere.
can't wait for it to die down.
>>80639262
Those type of guys do not own cell phones.
>>80634097
Don't compare us autistic manchildren to these fucking GOnormies.
t. /vp/
its fucking gay but i dont think there is anything wrong with this shit
>>80634097
Oh to be a big nigger pickpocket waking up today
>Be true nigger
>No limit nigger
>Wake up
>Smoke a joint
>Throw back the last skittles in a bag for breakfast
>Walk immediately out the front door having slept in full clothes and sneakers
>Smoke a joint
>Walk to the park to steal some phones before raping time at nightfall
>See hundreds of weabs walking around with their iPhone 6 pointed out and their heads down
>Sheeit
>>80636647
>decline of humanity
>when we were actually enslaving living beings before but now we're enslaving pixels
>>80639225
Yeah the low Pokemon density is rural areas is some serious bullshit.
http://www.ktvq.com/story/32403198/wyoming-teen-playing-new-pokemon-game-on-phone-discovers-body
>no pokemon go here
>somehow listed as south america
DAMN IT
>>80639887
Literally just google 'how to get Pokemon Go outside the US' and follow the instructions, but maybe that's too much for your 87IQ average island
Zozzle at you fat faggots , Zozzle. It's a children's game ffs. Faggots!
>>80634097
We recognize japan as the superior nation.
>>80634097
They are already halfway there. They just brought a mass of people into a very tight area. If you want a final solution, gas would be highly effective when you absolutely know that large numbers are going to gather around a specific area.
I'm glad I stopped playing video games. Reading books, doing math and keeping up to date on geopolitical happenings has been much more enjoyable.
I know most people can balance video games with other important stuff; I'm not trying to offend anyone.
>>80639330
Why not both?
>>80634097
war
>>80634097
https://techcrunch.com/2016/07/11/pokemon-go-players-robbed-in-missouri/
>>80639486
>can't wait for it to die down.
Nope it's here to stay
>>80639982
I tried that already you syrup nigger, it doesn't work
>>80638204
MOOOOODS
>>80640161
I hear the only pokemon you can catch there is Trubbish anyways
>>80636147
>Making the game free to play is fucking retarded.
Actually, no, mostly due to how phone games work.
In reality it's more likely that they make more money off a f2p game, not only that, but because of the amount of users and downloads it'll make it look better than it is, no matter what is going on behind the scenes.
In other words, pleasing the stock holders.
>>80635088
GEEGEE
>>80634097
I've downloaded this and can't understand the appeal. The amount of stuff you can do on this app is severely limited.
>>80640271
nah, I managed to get a nidorino last night when I was able to log in for like 15 minutes
>>80635458
Yeah, getting out of their house and acting as hardcore mobile surveillance.
>>80640017
>im not trying to offend anyone
what purpose if not offending, could your post possibly have by listing your quasi-superior hobbies you condescending prick.
>>80640017
More and more cant. A freind of mine let his kids go without heat all winter because he didnt have any money. He found enough money for a PS4 though. And no it wasnt for his kids. This is the kind of shit that triggers me.
>Mfw stealing a phone while somebody's playing Pokemon Go on it would make you a member of Team Rocket
Oh we are living in glorious times.
>>80640563
Take off the tinfoil
>>80635088
>MUCH FUNNY LOL
what the fuck happened to this pl-
oh yeah
>>80634097
>final solution for the manchild problem
We round all these pajama boy democrats and hang them on the same trees as BLM niggers.
>>80637976
Yea who would dare go outside when the Sharia police might see you.
Thing is, it isn't manchildren and hyper autists. This game is super casual normie garbage
People that actually play the old games don't seem to be caught up in the craze
How can this game be a honeypot to get your data when the servers don't even work?
>>80640670
No thanks. The app can activate your camera and microphone - you're telling me there's no chance google is using this for data collection and surveillance purposes? It replaces their failed google glasses.
>>80640889
Pokemon is absolutely haram
>>80634097
They took my last remaining vestige of NEETdom for me to enjoy at home and have ruined it
Ugh.
>>80635088
GET ME IN THE SCREENSHOT!
>>80634097
better pokeman go players than blacks shooting each other and shouting how they were kangs and shit.
I heard the game isn't even good. Is this true?
>>80640925
Pokemon games have always been casual normie garbage.
You get a team of 6 but can clear the entire game with 1 pokemon. The "battles" are all just a basic rock paper scissors match fed to you in a slow manageable turn based format.
But even the rock paper scissors element can be circumvented if you use the right TM's to make your beefcake Pokemon have a well rounded attack option.
easy games originally for children but now those children are manchildren.
>>80635088
nice
>no pokemon where I live
Does anyone on /pol/ know how to successfully GPS spoof? i want to GPS spoof myself over to central park
>>80635088
Kek
>>80641280
This.
I really liked pokemon since there is a wide range of different types of attacks and pokemon that all have different effect on each other.
It's really fun to play competitively and now they simplified it then gave it to the normies.
I just feel betrayed.
>>80640925
>People that actually play the old games don't seem to be caught up in the craze
they do, but arent autistic competitive faggots.
At lest until a battle system is implemented.
>tfw living in a blue zone and being yellow
okay
>>80637590
Pathetic autist.
You're just mad no one will play it with you.
>>80639716
niggers in st louis already figured this out. The put up lures on a bunch of pokestops that were close to each other and robbed everybody that showed up.
>>80641746
>Update
>walking around mexico
>tfw not a pokemans trainer walking around a non disgusting Jewish cage
>>80637590
>get out of the house and point your gps tracking device's camera at everything for us, goyim!
I never liked pokemon
OG Yugioh was a real nigga's game.
God damn yu-gi-oh was god-tier.
None of that syncro, xyz, fee-fi-fo-fum bullshit tho, fuck THAT
>>80641460
from a mobile perspective is ok requieres to go out a lot tough.Progress like most mobiles games requires a lot of time investment.
Anybody watch the video of a guy streaming Pokemon's Go where he goes to a church at 2 am and witnesses a murder?
https://youtu.be/exBzZqcMB3o
>>80635196
I talked to a cute as hell blue-haired degenerate girl yesterday because she was at the Pokestop playing this with me. It's a good way for degenerates to socialize.
>>80636095
Fuck off shes probably had more cock than cooked dinners.
Blue team is the /pol/ approved aryan team
Reds are filthy commies
Yellow are literally who's
How do I get this game on my GS3? It says the game version isn't compatible with my device
>>80635088
kektones
>>80635088
Upvo- I mean 'kek'
:^)
>>80638955
Probably tracking overall GPS movement in order to make a rough estimation of the difficulty, of moving large groups of people through specific areas, with the promise of catching a digital animal.
>>80637590
I guarantee you've sucked a cock before.
>>80638955
Are you? Think about how badly the front facing camera on a pair of google glasses freaks people out. Now wonder why everyone is so so into having people walk around with their google phones pointing the camera in front of themselves for hours and hours a day.
>>80641485
>Can clear the game with one pokemon
Confirmed for never having played the games.
>>80634097
>t. factory worker with a 90k HUF (~300€) monthly salary
>Ők szórakoznak és jól érzik magukat, amíg én léggömböt hámozok napi 8 órában! Nem tudják ezek, hogy mi a munka!
>>80641959
Fake
>>80634097
Same in Monroe Park, Richmond.
Bunch of fucking nerds
>distract army personell with pokemons and beacons
>launch suprise attacks on american fleets
>the imperial flag flies high again
fucking geniuses
>>80635088
legend
>>80635088
kek
>>80635088
POKEMON MASTERS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>80634097
>hating popular things
Grow up. Let them have their fun. It's not hurting you.
>>80641731
I feel the same, Pokemon was one of the last Aspies bastions.
When waifus, Sanic or sonichu start leaking to normies, we will lose everything.
>>80644085
>thousands of 30 year olds walking around bushes glued to their $700 phone taking photos of literally nothing on a Monday
That's fucking psychotic
>>80634097
I'm a temp in a factory full of poor people and blacks and Go is the only thing people have been talking about during our lunch break. It's actually surreal.
>>80641768
>>80642950
>you enjoy something I don't
>therefore you're an autistic faggot
Nice /b/-tier argument.
>>80644585
>proves you're an autist
>call it /b/ tier
Stay /pol/ faggot
>>80634097
This game is terrible, nothing like real pokemon games, no clue why everyone is obsessed with it, there's no real gameplay. A battle is just you tapping the screen as fast as possible.
>>80635088
That flag
>>80636095
>worshipping the pussyjew
Kill yourself
>>80636095
This bitch looks like Anne Frank.
>>80644354
Is it hurting you though? How fucking autistic are you?
Kill yourself
how long until this gets tied into with cuckolding
>>80644726
the next version with actual pokemon battles will be awesome
>>80644924
you mean the vaginal jew right
This shit has my 65 year old crippled mother walking around the neighborhood for the first time ever, so that's a good thing.
>>80645217
Whatever as long as you worship it
Go fucking kill yourself
Gotta catch'em all
>>80634097
Except this game caters to normies that don't know shit about pokemon. They got rid of the actual battle system and replaced it with some tap tap shit that requires no knowledge of Pokemon mechanics. Manchildren like myself aren't interested in this verison
>>80635288
They will go back down if the Nintendo NX is a disaster like the wii u
>>80641731
You can only say this when Sun and Moon is this dumbed down
Until then, shut the fuck up retarded spic
>>80645344
you should read IDs more often fampai
at least, you should until you kill yourself, which you should do
>>80634097
It's this. These manchildren are going outside, getting exercise, and maybe conversing with other manchilds, possibly even normalfags.
>>80635088
HOLY FUCK POKEAUTISTS COMPLETELY BTFO
>>80645555
Fuck you kill yourself
>>80636095
>Pussy.
What is it?
>>80635088
You win.
Why the fuck is this so popular? can you battle them, do they evolve? can you trade? Is it just digitised stamp collecting?
>>80636147
your fucking retarded, they are going to make 100x what they would if they made it.99 or 1.99
>>80637745
>>80638105
>needing to be fed a common interest, an interest that has existed for pretty much a decade at this point
>unable to go outside unless it's to do what they're doing indoors: staying rooted to their devices
>going outside with playing the game as the core intent. Let's not mince words, they're not viewing this as a prime method for socializing and even if so, refer back to point 1
nothing's being fixed, quite like how the wii didn't magically make fatasses fit because it made them move.
>>80635088
Oh, the bantz.
>>80644726
Normies hate gameplay.
That's the real success of the phone game market.
>>80639772
What is this?
>>80646125
Sense of community, people like pokemon, people like collecting things, people like taking over their local gym. This is the closest thing we'll ever get to going on a real pokemon adventure.I wish that they'd change the spawn system so that rarer pokemon spawned in more exotic areas. That way it'd be more like a real adventure and encourage people to do things like go out for hikes.
Also all of your friends are playing it so you might as well join in.
>>80634097
I was really, really curious why I was seeing so many dorks in the 18-25 age range walking around being phone zombies more than usual in the last few days, I guess this sort of faggotry is happening everywhere.
Makes me weep for the days when men weren't all fags stuck in perpetual adolescence.
>>80634097
>videogame degenerates finally go outside
>actually witness how bad niggers and spics are
>vote Trump
Im ok with this
>>80634097
Pokemon has done more for childhood obesity than Michele Obongo has in 8 years
>>80641959
So fake. The guy would be running and out of breath if he was being followed by a guy that just killed someone.
>>80639772
Jesus fuck.
>>80635088
those dubs are just the icing on the cake
>>80634097
Is this the current normie fad?
>>80646483
>do real man things like me
what the fuck do you do in your day to day activities? go to work? cool, kiddo, you aren't a man because you have a job. The mark of a man is one who takes care of his responsibilities, doesn't afraid of anything and isn't one to back down. fuck off whining about people enjoying themselves you bitter fucking loser.
>>80639849
I agree pajamalam. It's like they want me to rear end someone driving instead of go out hiking and enjoy the outdoors.
Damn japs don't know anything outside their concrete jungles.
>>80642109
>Bluepill normie team
>Not Super-Aryan Team Instinct
>>80642109
Can confirm.
Blue team dominates my state capitol
>>80646439
I don't have any friends, and the game isn't out here.
It seems fun, though. At least for some time. I live in Paris, I wonder how it will be implemented here. And we have so many weebs here, I'm sure it will be popular.
I haven't been able to really play any Pokémon games since high school, now I just buy the games, finish the story, explore everything, and never touch the game again. I'm probably going to play GO on my way to work and when I go jogging or walking.
I don't use smart phones and shit how do I play pokemon go on PC?
>>80647903
lol
>>80635088
Burgers stepping up their bants lately
>>80647942
Someone will make an emulator for it sooner or later
Roommate brought a girl back to the house last night and the first thing she asks after walking through the door was "what kind of Pokemon do you have around here?". I don't understand normies and their fascination with this gimmick or how it's managed to spread so quickly and pervasively. Is studying memes paying off for the gubberment?
>>80648224
LOL
>>80648171
Pokemon Go players do have to take quite a few steps, Serbro.
>>80639772
being afraid that nintendo of all companies is going to log all your private info
Fucking autism everywhere
It's not even a game
>>80635088
stale_meme.jpg
>>80634655
looks comfy
>>80634097
My girlfriend had this shitty app. She had to go to a cemetery and she said a fat neck beard was there. I couldn't stop laughing.
>>80648287
>normies like selfies
>normies like the original 150 pokemon (LOL AND MEW XD such a nerd)
>normies like using their phones
Their fascination is memery 101. Even an ad executive could understand why this is popular.
>>80634097
>obsessing over manchildren as much as they obsess over pokemon
You and the rest of /pol/ are as worthless as they are.
>>80635088
Superb
>>80635088
Have 72 virgin (You)s
>>80636095
>Solution is something most of them won't get
Good luck finding a slut who would be willing to put out for anyone under an 8/10
>>80648675
What do selfies have to do with it?
I know it uses the camera for catching the pocket monsters, but that shit's facing outwards.
This is the solution, these autists would never leave the house under normal conditions and now they are going for 5km walks like 4 times a day. I wonder how many people are going to lose weight and gain confidence solely because of this game, when those fat or autistic people take those first steps towards becoming productive members of society we should embrace it m8
>>80639376
Arceus is generation four though.
>>80635003
Tis a sign of the end.
Straight intelligence gathering software for cHina and too bidders
Figure they'll invade when race relations start collapsing.
Gotta catch em all, amirite?
>>80635005
Send out #LuoDong to molest them
>828 Luo dong spiritual massage park
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjQUK23JMj8
>>80638204
When the beefs not mean muggin you back, it's alright.
>>80635088
nice dubs
>>80639330
I was under the impression that people only played golf as an excuse for owning irons, which were actually used as murder weapons. A good swing with a nine-iron could probably knock out every tooth in your mouth at once...
>>80639225
Charcoal-mander
>>80649425
what the fuck.. at one point he was crushing her ovaries and shes all "oww oww oww" obviously in pain.. bet she didnt even realize what he was crushing
>>80638711
You can be Gary Oak that dick head always shows up at the worst time, with good Pokemon, but in this case...
>>/thread
>>80637590
all that exercise is great. glad to hear it.
>>80640239
http://skokoff.org/skokoff-vera_18.php
>>80634391
Nobody on pol wants to play this shit
>>80635288
I guess the volume is impressive, it's rather large gap up somebody wanted out..
>>80635760
The most it'll do is get around resistance and slam back down, maybe consolidate, but even if it breaks out this isn't the rampant market environment for runaway stocks for such a big company.
>>80635088
Get me in the pic r/4chan
>>80634097
Who cares. They are happy doing what they want to do, let them do it. Does not bother me nor does it hurt anyone.
Most of these people will be treated like shit by their government and the people they interact with which makes relationships pointless so getting enjoyment elsewhere is obviously going to happen.
>>80650264
wow that anon is going to need a Burn Heal now!
>>80639849
honestly I think it's just an unfortunate side effect of the algorithms they use. pokemon types are spawned based on the type of nearby landmarks (aka "pokestops") which are only found in populated areas (because all pokestops are player-created points from a previous game they made called ingress)
so places with no people, get no pokestops (because they can only be made by players), so they only get the base "empty spot" spawns
if they were willing to put the effort they could have made a more complex and effective algorithm for spawning. Alongside the bog standard ratata's, pidgeys, etc. they could use latitude to guarantee tropical animals like kanghasan, eggsecutor, etc spawn in tropical regions around the equator, arctic pokemon like seel and dratini spawn in sub-arctic regions, sandshrews in desert regions, etc.
>>80634655
sleep tight porker
>>80635288
>Nintendo valuation up $9 BILLION dollars since release of PkGo
>>80639225
>>80639849
>>80650793
Yeah I was talking with some of the autistic people I work with today and they told me about how it works and all I could think was the shit would be pretty cool if you could only find really good pokemon on the top of mountains or other hard to reach places.
Like, have to go far out into the ocean or middle of big lakes for rare water types and go into actual caves for some rare rock types. Big meadows for grass ones and actual volcanoes for fire ones. Shit would be really fuckin neato if it worked like that instead of everyone just running around the city and finding shit.
>>80651154
Which is still less than what their marketcap was last year.
That move can't be pokemonGo related could have just been margin calls and stop loss orders. people are still waiting for the fed to normalize interest rates, the fucking yen is the strongest currency at the moment and people are getting squeezed out of their carry trades. Why would trades decide to long nintendo in mss for some pokemon app? .
>>80639772
Holy shit. What possible reason could they justify reading and sending text and making phone calls? How the fuck does that relate to anything the app does anyway. I really hate how phone apps get away with forcing you to agree to this kind of shit just to install their shit.
>>80639330
>everyone has to do everything the same as they age for the rest of time always forever
>>80651219
I think they were concerned that a game like that, while really cool, would end up too limiting and only appeal to people who travel.
like, only being able to find lapras when literally in the middle of the ocean, only finding clefairy inside of caves, only being able to find safari pokemon in tropical regions, actually having to find things like thunder stones and moon stones in exotic places.
>>80635088
Ayyyyy
>>80635088
let it be known that I, anon, witnessed this glorious banter
>"STOP HAVING FUN!!!"
>>80639772
what the fucking fuck
>>80635088
MOM, GET OFF THE INTERNET, AND STOP GETTING DUBS.
>>80635088
hi mom
> back in home town visiting family and friends
> chilling at friend's house with team instinct buddies
> knock on the door
> pack of 5 team mystic fuckers out to start trouble
> offer to split lures on a clump of pokestops
> while we're out, we bump into some other groups and start making friends
> even helped the lone valor fag take a gym
> there are like 20 of us wondering the town at night laughing and socializing instead of being cooped up at home
> cop swings by and says he would rather be catching pussy than pokemon, but as long as we aren't vandalizing anything he doesn't care
>we all bring in a big haul, have fun, exchange numbers and make plans to do it again sometime
Honestly a pretty fun way to get people out of the house and meeting others. It's not like it's a male only hobby, either.
>>80636546
A co worker of mine admitted he literally plays it while he drives. If he dies I can't say I'll be sad because I see it coming. He already drives like a douche.
Looks fun
>look at those autists running around outside, meeting people, getting exercise playing a little game
>they should be inside shitposting on Japanese image boards all day about the extinction of white people, while masturbating to anime pics
~/pol/
>>80634097
>Build gas chambers in every city
>Mew can only be caught inside the chambers
Problem solved
>>80634655
Good bacon
So, did Nintendo put all the good Pokemon in dangerous nigger cities like Detroit, Camden and Compton to make them rare?
>>80634097
>there were explosives in central park not long ago
What's the problem? People are out socialising and making friends because of the game.
>Walking around
>exercise
When you're obese or weak as shit in your 20s you need more than that.
>>80635288
Sweet Jesus, it feels like I missed Bitcoin again.
>>80635990
This isn't a cringe/beta thread.
>>80652287
someone didn't take it well to have his gym nicked
>>80652261
I honestly have no idea how it worked, but all rare pokemon can be hatched from eggs.
I've noticed where I live is 99% drowzee and jynx with a small spatter of water pokemon from the nearby lake.
>>80651219
Well they got another 561 more of them to play with. Plus I haven't heard anything about how legendaries or shinnies work.
>>80649384
ahh yes. the great chinese company, Niantic.
>>80634097
>grown man
>plays games meant for children
top kek
>>80651219
>gps
>cave
you're really special
>>80635088
SAVAGE
>>80652831
I realize the technological limitations, it was just a cool concept to think about. And thank you, my mother says the same thing.
>>80639772
Ya, this is bullshit
>>80636254
Believe it or not it's not that bad as a team turn-based strategy game. I didn't play it for years but recently picked it back up for the Ruby Sapphire remakes. It's actually one of the better team strategy games.
But Pokemon Go is shit.
>>80651637
then don't do it, dipshit
>>80634097
I just gps spoof to central park and let it run in the background, its cancer over there.
>>80647138
I was actually planning to either go on a hike or ride the mountain bike around for the first time in years before I found out it's effectively impossible to find anything once you're more than 100 feet off the road. I'm not putting up with the bugs if there's no rare pokemon in it for me.
I can't wait till I can pay Nintendo for rare spawns at my business location.. They're going to make bank when they can physically prove someone visited your store.Forget click through rates.. its all about the game through rate
>>80652902
imagine the bj
>>80634097
kid in this pic looks like that one facebook cap with the unlit cig and greasy hair
>>80635088
Put me in the screenshot pl0x
>>80640747
Hold me tight.
It just keep getting worse.
>>80635088
Put me in the leddit screencap
>>80635288
and this is why stocks are bullshit.
>>80635088
Responding to epin Hitler dubs
>>80639772
This seems to be the permissions that the malware APK asks for. If you download malware willingly, you deserve what you get.
>>80635324
Basil!
>>80635288
I don't know if nintendo will let foreigners directly buy their stock. I could swear that I read somewhere that most japanese companies won't. Then again, this might only apply to non-multinational companies.
>>80641460
It has a lot of potential.
If they patch in trainer battles and trading it's all ogre for the west and Japan.
Imagine being able to have chicken fights anywhere you want anytime you want with zero setup, anyone with the app can watch with AR.
humanity is doomed.
>>80634097
Gas them. Pokemon is shit.
the only people playing Pokemon Go are either nostalgiafags or *le nerdy gaymerz lol xD*
>>80653715
t. Afraid to leave the house
>>80647027
Manchild spotted. Awww does it hurt when someone makes fun of your goofy video game?
Poor baby.
>>80635088
LOL OLD ROBOT CHICKEN JOKE XD PUT ME IN THE SCREENCAP
>>80635088
Kek kekitty kek kek kek
>>80653715
in the future there will probably be a way better AR game with actual physical rewards and they would partner with gas stations, convenience stores, drug stores, etc, to match up with it.
>>80651751
Couldn't global trading just fix that easily?
>>80634097
Can someone give me the /pol/ rundown of what the fuck Pokémon GO is to an oldfag that doesn't vidya and never had any interest in weeb shit?
Read the wiki and it was vague as fuck.
>>80653563
>anyone with the app can watch with AR.
That would be fucking sweet.
Stop acting like this is a new problem
Watch this document starting from 8:40
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PhwVcIR1aQs
Animaniacs fans:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1W-wnh__DM
Animaniacs giving the bantz:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOtmdHiCJNY
>>80654568
Catche monsters and make them dog/chicken fight on Gameboy.
HUGE in the 90s, still successful today among youth.
Nintendo cut a contract with Apple/Goigle, so they made a iPhone/Android game using said brand.
Uses your phones GPS, data and camera to simulate these monsters onto real world back drop so you can catche them and make them fight.
Most 90s kids don't have a Gameboy.... But almost all of them have smart phones. Nostalgia blast from the past for what was, for many people, their first introduction to a electronic device you had in your pocket.
>>80654568
It's Pokemon in real life. Ish. You go for a walk and find AR Pokemon in the real world through your phone's camera and then you catch them.
>>80654337
Trading across the internet kinda defeat the purpose of it being an ARG.
