Shalom to my fellow Hebrews and shalom to all of our favorite goyim! I am an American Jew who is attaining Israeli citizenship and moving to our homeland in a few months.
This is the first of many Jew/pol/ threads for all of the chosen people to discuss all sorts of topics, both related and unrelated to the tribe!
!ברוך הבא
>>80613068
I forgot to mention: Goyim are welcome to join us in conversation and hang out!
First for HaShem!
שלום על לכם
>>80613068
It's about time you all died for your sins.
יהוה = satan
>>80613068
Would it be possible to fake having Jewish ancestry to become a Jew be'aretz?
>>80613068
HI friend, filthy goy and anti-zionist interloper here
I have many jew friends and none are fans of Jewish dominance of the world, is liberal cuck philosophy stronger than the other jew lies?
>>80613068
When are you people going to admit that Daniel was a prophet, and that his messianic prophecies were time dependent?
>>80613478
Many Jews, such as myself, are pretty far to the right. This is generally only applies for Israeli Jews, however.
>>80613068
Why are you moving to Jewsrael anyway?
>>80613577
Right-wing child of Israel reporting in!
>>80613725
My mistake, I accidentally replied to myself.
>>80613690
Israel is my home and I love it.
>>80613577
Hey you filthy jew, could I move to some sketchy place in central Asia and say I'm diaspora or whatever and get Israeli citizenship? After having learnt of the Jewish tricks my deepest desire is to be a jew.
>>80613451
Nope. Israel requires paperwork. The easiest way to get that paperwork is to go through a Conservative conversion (yes, they recognize them now).
>but my country didn't keep track of jews like russians did!
There will be synagogue records, ketubot (marriage documents) going back generations, that kind of thing. I don't think they accept genetic testing (yet).
The conversion itself won't take long and is really very easy, but can be expensive. Good luck.
>>80613810
I think Israel accepts genetic testing for Ashkenazim DNA.
>>80613810
So I could become a Jew and join the IDF and shoot muzzies?? That's my deepest dream ever
>>80613979
They require either a written letter from a rabbi confirming Jewish ancestry, or a conversion document signed by a beit din.
>>80614009
Absolutely. If you are sincere, speak to a local rabbi.
>>80613810
>>80613979
lmao you guys, retards
>>80613451
>>80614009
Of course you can, all of the russians here virtually are goys. Literally just make something up and pretend to be Jewish, they won't care if your white.
>>80614126
I look Moroccan, would that help me?
>>80613788
What is your opinion on Palestine?
>>80614285
I was recently approved for citizenship, I assure you the only way to be approved is to acquire one of the documents I listed here:
>>80614073
They're very strict about this part.
>>80613979
According to this they're seriously considering making it a requirement for allyah.
http://jlb.oxfordjournals.org/content/early/2015/06/16/jlb.lsv027.full
So to the Dutch guy who wanted to fake it, a conversion will be your only way. It's really no big deal, particularly if you have a genuine interest.
>>80614356
They don't belong in Israel and they all need to go back to Jordan and/or Egypt.
>>80613068
Rev 2:9
I know thy works, and tribulation, and poverty, (but thou art rich) and I know the blasphemy of them which say they are Jews, and are not, but are the synagogue of Satan.
Deuteronomy 4:27-28
And the LORD shall scatter you among the nations, and ye shall be left few in number among the heathen, whither the LORD shall lead you. And there ye shall serve gods, the work of men's hands, wood and stone, which neither see, nor hear, nor eat, nor smell.
There are no white Jewish pieces of shit in Africa. Also you're th majority in Israel. In every country we're in we're the minority and we are poor and oppressed. Stop your lies, you worship the devil.
>>80613451
Those faggots are Khazars so of course you can. They're not even actual Israelites. Notice they call themselves Jews but have no idea what that means. They also call themselves Jewish which means like a Jew but not actually one and call themselves Israeli. They are bastards in a homeland that is not there's and they'll be killed for it. They also go by their mother's lineage which is retarded as fuck and goes against God.
>>80614285
Eh, not really but on the upside there are a lot of moroccan Jews. I know we need non arab citizens badly on account of demographic dangers so you might still get in, especially if you say you wanna be in the IDF throughout the process.
>>80614381
So I give some Russian rabbi some shekels and I go to the Israeli embassy and I'm Israeli?
>>80614499
Replace "Embassy" with "Jewish Agency website" and you are correct.
>>80614499
Yes bribing Jews really isn't supposed to be hard.
>>80613068
Jewish religion is he coolest,
Old testament > New testament
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNGgsHbzWPs
>>80614578
Jews are so helpful, if my life turns out shit and I become a NEET kissless virgin I might just become a jew.
>>80614126
>all of the russians here virtually are goys
I take it you're an American there on vacation or a proxyfag.
Every Russian who came out during the 80s and their offspring had proof from the state that they were Jewish. It was on their passports and birth certificates, which was enough for the Israeli government to say ok, fine, you're Jewish. I'm sure you can find copies of these documents.
I do however know many Russians here who aren't Jewish who left with a Jewish family just to get the fuck out of the USSR. They didn't turn around and try to go to Israel though, because they knew they would need the proof and who the fuck would want to live in Israel anyway? According to Israel you're from a rich country (USA) and would get none of the benefits that other immigrants did, like housing allowances, appliances, job assistance, etc.
>>80614739
If that day comes, you're always welcome in the Promised Land! Drinks will be on me.
>>80613068
Fuck off we're full
No one likes you American """""Jews""""". Please stay in America, just send us money, that's all you're good for
>>80614583
I've got Polish citizenship, would that help?
>>80613068
Hello Jewfriend, any idea when (((globalization))) will start implementing Noahide law for all non-Israel countries?
From a philosophical perspective, they seem pretty /comfy/, but I'm a bit concerned about how we will go about interpretating these laws. Will it be according to a Sanhedrin in Israel, or will we be able to interpret it ourselves according to our our traditions after the third temple is rebuilt and you remove kebab from the temple mount?
Shalom :^)
>>80614881
No.
>>80614862
Fuck you, they already approved me for Aliyah.
>>80614970
I'd move before the election if that's practical.
>>80614829
That's really cute and all, but the truth is that this country is corrupt and needs new citizens, and it has always been like this, luckily for my parents.
Do you fucking know how easy it is to get any kind of document through bribery in Russia? Just think about it for a second. Russia.
If aquafresh can get a rabbi or whatever who will get him documents, he'll be in, nobody will give half a shit because he's a euro, just like they didn't in the 80's and 90's.
>>80614881
Doubt it
>>80615187
I'm voting for Trump before I move to Israel.
>>80614829
No, he is right, most of them only have 1 Jewish grandfather or grandmother.
>>80613424
>>80613725
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYl845GORmM
>>80613068
Delete this, this is not funny. You can't be redpilled, identify with a group and not identify with the most extreme branch of that group. You're either a radical Orthodox Christian or a radical communist or a radical nazi or a radical libertarian or a radical monarchist or a radical zionist and so on. If you're redpilled and identify with a group you can't be a moderate member of that group. Therefore everyone who's redpilled and still choose to identify as Jewish must therefore be a radical zionist who supports both all the past crimes committed by tribe and all the future crimes that will be committed by the tribe.
/pol/ Jews are 100% evil to the core. They're filled with nothing but hate. This thread shouldn't be allowed. If you want to talk about the talmud or the bible or about religion you should shitpost in the Christian general instead. There's nothing wrong with being Jewish but there is something wrong with being a radical zionist like all of you are. Mods should delete these threads.
How hard is Hebrew? I've got this learn it yourself book with an audio CD and everything. But I haven't started yet, will it be hard to learn for a simple goy as myself?
>>80615371
The government gives all new citizens five free months of intensive Hebrew courses, and it doesn't take long to pick up the language after immersing yourself in it for a bit.
>>80615371
Probably, it's a completely different language group. We do have a lot of support for learning it here, and you get credit for trying because we're like that.
Also this >>80615518
>>80614970
So where are you moving to in Israel?
Fuck it, this is my exit strategy.
>>80615619
.באר שבע
?איפה אתה מין
>Go to new synagogue for Passover
>Rabbi is a female
>Black Jew there who converted and sings soul music to make link between American slavery and Egyptian slavery
>Guatamalan Jew who explains her mother converted to marry a Jew, divorced, and stayed a Jew and married a guatamalan guy, making her daughter a Jew
Easily the strangest service I've ever been to.
>>80615802
תל אביב:(
באר שבע חמה ומסוכנת מידי לטעמי
נראה לי אני אעבור לחיפה עוד מעט
>>80615900
You pieces of shit are not Israelites. You're jewish! If you're an Israelite tell me what tribe you come from and pull a scripture that can reference this!
>>80615900
Sounds like a Reform synagogue.
>>80613068
Does Judaism accept conversion?
>>80615944
Good luck, friend. Haifa is a beautiful city. Why do you not enjoy living in Tel Aviv?
Also, how difficult do you think it would be to organize an Israeli /pol/ meetup in Jerusalem shortly after I move? I won't have any friends in my new home and this would be a good place to start.
>>80616138
Absolutely, and the Talmud teaches that it is a sin to treat a concert any differently than someone who was born Jewish.
>>80616252
*convert
Also, refer to the above posts regarding conversion.
>>80616252
Orthodox New here. It's true, that is what the Talmud teaches; it even says you can't even remind a convert that they weren't born Jewish because they are 100% equal to someone born to a Jewish mother.
>>80616185
>Why do you not enjoy living in Tel Aviv?
Mainly the faggots and leftists, you know.
Otherwise it's fun, although quite expensive. In haifa I can get a nice apartment for about 2K including food and all the rest, it'll be colder which my slavic genes will appreciate, and less commotion.
>how difficult do you think it would be to organize an Israeli /pol/ meetup in Jerusalem shortly after I move?
Oh boy. I don't know if a de facto white nationalist board meet up will fly here. I personally won't come just out of pure OPSEC, if there's anything I learned from my long time here is to not be in a situation where my face or name can end up on 4chan.
>>80613068
Isaac had two sons Jacob and Esau. Esau was red like white people are Jacob and everyone else was brown like normal people. If you notice everyone in the world is Truly a shade of brown even Asians who are pale have a slightish brown tint that looks almost yellow. White people are truly the only people in the world who look Red/pink which is also a derivative of red. I'll show you why you call yourselves white instead of red
Genesis 25:26
The first to come out was red, and his whole body was like a hairy garment; so they named him Esau.
Who turns red whenever they show emotions? White people. Who comes out with reddish skin when they are born? White people. What group of people are more hairy than any other? White people. You're all one people that is Esau.
Genesis 25:27
The boys grew up, and Esau became a skillful hunter, a man of the open country, while Jacob was content to stay at home among the tents.
Further proves my point. What group of people are always in the open country fucking with nature and on tv sleeping out in the woods and etc...white people its obvious.
Genesis 36:8
Thus dwelt Esau in mount Seir: Esau is Edom.
Keyword Mt. Seir
What does Caucasian mean? A white person of European descent and referring to the Caucacus aka the Caucasus mountains. You're a mountain people once again backed up by God.
Now what does God say about your people?
Romans 9:13
Just as it is written: "Jacob I loved, but Esau I hated."
God says he hates white people yet white people go around preaching God loves everybody and they are the real Jews. White people preach that because the truth is God loves hates them loves us and ONLY US. You stole our identity! Your people are white devils! What is a devil? It means a deceiver; someone who deceives people. If God hates your people and yet you go around preaching God loves everybody or you're the real jews when you're NOT, YOU ARE OF SATAN & a damn devil too. You're all going to be slaves very soon.
>>80616488
*Jew
Any other /orthodox/ here?
I find it hilarious that because of /pol/ pointing out that
> da J00s
are behind everything, this has made me become more interested in Judaism in general, and made me want to convert.
At this point I think I'll stick with being a Noahide, but I'm always happy to see Jews occupied with tikkun olam
>>80616731
WUZ
I can't help but feeling for the low class jews when I see a master kike pulling his trick in the news though.
Be careful cocky jewish faggots, your elites always led you to mass murder without a problem. If sometimes antisemitism is ok for greater money reasons or whatever, but it might be an actual holocaust this time considering the amount of shit kikes pulled on the west in the post WWII decades...
>>80616658
>>80616691
>>80616720
lmao I didn't know WE niggas like you really existed
I'll tell you what I told the Palestinians - come and take it faggot
>>80615900
What shitty neighborhood do you live in?
>>80616783
Hee da's rassisties!
Israel is a backwards racist reactionary state, the Jewish people do not exist.
>>80616691
Hair was white as wool. Quote it correctly.
>>80615307
Who is this guy?
I seemed to have missed out on this.
>>80616939
Black or Afrikaans? Or Anglo?
>>80616591
>and made me want to convert
>implying you won't be considered a goy even with the maximum amount of willing (and money)
GOOD GOYIM ITT
Sure you might pretend to be a kike/convert to be able to move to occupied Palestine but never forget that kikes are racialist and will never fully accept a goy. You will ALWAYS be considered inferior, maybe slightly above the average goy but that's it.
Else why do you think that shit is given by the mother?
>>80617204
You're an idiot and have no idea what you're talking about.
Also, "Palestine" has never existed and it never will.
>>80617204
He can just move to tel aviv dude
You are really really overestimating the orthodoxy of this country, we're very secular next to what /pol/ thinks of us.
>>80616252
דתניא רבי יוסי אומר לעתיד לבא באין עובדי כוכבים ומתגיירין, ומי מקבלינן מינייהו, והתניא אין מקבלים גרים לימות המשיח, כיוצא בו לא קבלו גרים לא בימי דוד ולא בימי שלמה, אלא שנעשו גרים גרורים, ומניחין תפילין בראשיהן... כיון שרואין מלחמת גוג ומגוג, אומר להן על מה באתם, אומרים לו על ה' ועל משיחו... וכל אחד מנתק מצותו והולך
>>80616691
Yeah, and gold is green...
>>80617015
Sorry officer, I'm just passing by, trying to get to work.
Here's my passbook.
>>80617469
Oor die ver verlate vlaktes, en die kreun van ossewa....
>>80617358
I'm talking about secularity, I'm talking about being recognized as a Jew amoung jewish societies.
Try to join something like the B'nai B'rith with your "conversion" lmao
>>80617295
>"Palestine" has never existed
TOPKEK
Sure, it was an empty land before you kiked your way there through the Britbongs
Continue to claim land based on a religious book you fucking faggot
>>80616522
I'm curious, what do Israeli women generally think about American guys?
>>80617599
Nkosi Sikelel' iAfrika
>>80617696
>Continue to claim land based on an interpretation of a religious book
fixed it.
>>80613068
how do I convert without sacrificing my foreskin to moloch? Does the grand rabbinate of Israel accept reform conversions?
>>80617771
Hey do the Anglos and Boers in Suid Afrika sing all the parts of the anthem?
>>80614479
I was just talking to my wife about this last night. We're the only ones scattered.
>>80617811
Yes, Reform conversions are accepted for citizenship, but not by the Chief Rabbinate.
>>80617696
There's tons of land for Palestinians to go to. If they want to worship Mohammed they can go to Saudi Arabia. It's mostly uninhabited anyway.
>>80617896
Whites only sing the last verse :^)
>>80613068
I'm Jewish and earnestly considering bugging out to a kibbutz for a year. I've only been to Israel on birthright, but I feel utterly disconnected in the US.
>>8061805
You're trying to tell me that Afrikaners don't sing their own part?
>>80616905
>>80616838
You want us to come take it? We will you damn devil! I'll tell you how we will to in my next post.
>>80617429
Revelation 1:13-15
His feet were like burnished bronze, refined in a furnace, and his voice was like the roar of many waters.
And in the midst of the lampstands one like a son of man, clothed with a long robe and with a golden sash around his chest. The hairs of his head were white, like white wool, like snow. His eyes were like a flame of fire,
Daniel 10:5-6
I lifted up my eyes and looked, and behold, a man clothed in linen, with a belt of fine gold from Uphaz around his waist. His body was like beryl, his face like the appearance of lightning, his eyes like flaming torches, his arms and legs like the gleam of burnished bronze, and the sound of his words like the sound of a multitude.
Daniel 7:9
“As I looked, thrones were placed, and the Ancient of Days took his seat; his clothing was white as snow, and the hair of his head like pure wool; his throne was fiery flames; its wheels were burning fire.
Ezekiel 40:3
When he brought me there, behold, there was a man whose appearance was like bronze, with a linen cord and a measuring reed in his hand. And he was standing in the gateway.
1 corinthians 11:14
Does not nature itself teach you that if a man wears long hair it is a disgrace for him,
Find me one scripture that says Christ was white. I showed you plenty that says he is dark brown. I bet you can't. You're a damn devil and a liar and you're going to be slaves. You can lie to the world but how is it you think you can lie to God? The audacity of your people is beyond anything I've ever known. That's why you're going to be slaves and in death you'll be destroyed. You won't have the pleasure of serving us in Heaven, you're going into the lake of fire devil.
>>80617811
I would cum all over her eyebrows.
>>80617784
>>80617983
YOU
STOLE
IT
Fucking kikes, can't even admit the simplest thing
>>80618327
lmao, Israelites were there first, not these north african invaders.
>>80618327
Actually, we purchased 85% of the land from Arabs and won the rest when through wars that they initiated.
>>80618327
Actually, we purchased 85% of the land from Arabs and won the rest through wars that Arabs initiated.
>>80613204
Hello Kike, i would like to share a story with you. During the WW2 my grandfather served with Ustasha (nazi collaborators) he gutted so many of your kin he earned him self a nickname Noz or the knife.
You see he would take one member of yours misbegotten race and just mutilate him to death, women and children alike. They killed off almost 90% of the Jewry in Croatia even SS where disgusted by the methods, but they knew you scum deserved every last bit of it.
>>80615324
Hmmm we must have been brought up in 2 different Sweden's. When i was growing up in the 80s and 90s we were learned to respect all religions and all people and never be biased but make up our own mind based on experience.
Jews are a proto-religion to Christianity which was the dominating religion when i grew up. Nazis wre really bad and drugs were not good for you.
Maybe Sweden is destroyed by US influenced policy the last 2-3 decades have lost our identity, compassion and sence for fairness and justice.
We are Swedes, all men, women and races are equal and we live in the best country in the world and we will live here until we die.
>>80618776
Ustasha didn't kill any Jews.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOs82l8K1rk
>>80618205
https://www.amazon.com/Image-Black-Jewish-Culture-History/dp/0415593026
If you knew how to read Hebrew or Aramaic you would understand how ridiculous it is to believe Israelites were black.
>>80618776
I pray to the Serbian gods every day for every croat they killed.
>>80618459
I'll have to admit they got some based politicians.
>>80618459
>b..but my sacred book says we were there first!
Sure, what a great proof to justyify mass immigration!
>>80618464
>"We purchased it so it's legit"
It doens't change the fact that these aren't the land of you ancestors as kikes lived in a diaspora (and still do for most of them, except now they can legally escape from international justice by getting to the "promised land") for centuries. It's an artificial dream made possible by the incredible political and economical power of Zionists at the time.
I was born in 1991 so I can imagine that an Israëli born there at the same time can't help but feel patriotic. That's very normal but never forget that all the tensions around your country pretty much came from that: you historically jewed your way to that place.
I have another question: My parents were catholic, I was never raised to be one. As a result I pretty much came to accepting the old testament, rejecting the idea of christ as the son of god (albeit some of his teachings are pretty admirable.)
Would this constitute being disrespectful to ones parents by rejecting their believe system?
>>80619522
That's a complicated question that only a rabbi can answer. Even if it does constitute disrespect toward your parents, you needn't worry: Gentiles only need to follow the Noachide Laws, not the Ten Commandments of any of the other mitzvot.
>>80618459
Israelites were not there first dummy. I would know because I am an Israelite. Canaanites were there first then we slaughtered them and took their land so what the hell are you talking about? No Israelite in their rightful mind would go to Israel before Christ returns because when he does he's going to lay waste to all the inhabitants there. We know this, that's why we aren't there. All the nations fight over that land and want there piece and Christ is going to kill them all.
>>80619021
Lol so are you telling me God is a liar? Let's see what God says since the Bible is the word of God.
Romans 3:4
God forbid: yea, let God be true, but every man a liar; as it is written, That thou mightest be justified in thy sayings, and mightest overcome when thou art judged.
You're a damn liar. You didn't quote the Bible nor do you have scripture to back what you said. You disagree with me because you disagree with God. These are the words of God not my own. You can't debate me with the Bible so you speak lies out of your own mouth. You say I need to know Hebrew yet your people speak Yiddish lmao. Anyways let's see what God says you damn heathen.
Psalms 19:3
There is no speech nor language, where their voice is not heard.
What does that mean? Are my people not scattered around the world amongst heathens(you and all other nations)? Do my people not speak English, Spanish, German, Portuguese, Mandarin, Arabic and every other language in the world? Yes because we adopted the language of OUR OPPRESSORS! How are Jewish people oppress when you run the world? Lmao stop denying that you're the devil the Bible speaks of.
You told me I need to speak Hebrew to read the Bible yet the Bible was translated in English in 1611 King James by 6 Hebrew scholars. 3 for the old testament, 2 for new and 1 for the apocrypha. Is God's word not perfect? I know it is. You're a devil. In every the language it reads the same. Christ skin was the color burnished bronze! Wooly hair.
>>80619077
Like they where better at least we used clean knives, Serbs are know for rusty ones.
>>80620235
Literally no one is reading your tl;dr sperg-outs.
>>80613068
THE HEBREW IS THE ETERNAL FOE OF KEK! WOE TO THE JEW WHO USES GOY LIKE CATTLE! WOE TO THE JEW WHO DENIES KEK'S MIGHT! WOE TO THE JEWS, WHO'S GOD ATTACKED KEK'S KINGDOM OF EGYPT! YOUR GOD HAS BEEN KILLED BY KEK, HIS POWER ABSORBED INTO KEK MEMERIUM!
HEBREWS REPENT OF YOUR ATTACKS ON KEK'S CHILDREN OR SUFFER ETERNAL PUNISHMENT
>>80613068
How do we solve the problem of the Secular jews that are destroying the world?
>>80613068
Are you going to stay there forever?
Are you denouncing your American citizenship?
>if you answer 'no' to one of these questions your a filthy khazar
Everything you say I'm 5 steps ahead of you because you damn lying ass Edomites have been around lying and deceiving the world to no end.
>>80620707
>I read what you said and the truth hurts my soul. I don't want to be a slave why did God not choose my people. God loves everybody. That's not the real Bible.
Lmao kiss my ass. You don't want to read the word of God? Good because its not for you!!! You can't be saved and you can't repent. You were put on this Earth to serve after which you will you will go and be destroyed. Only your grandchildren will be allowed to serve us in Heaven as our servants/hand maids because you spirit is wicked and you will pass that to your children but by the time their children come they'll know their place as our slaves and won't question a damn thing and this will go on FOREVER!
>>80620235
>Christ is going to kill them all.
>implying Jewish elites aren't trying everything they can to push for a definitive war in the region
> Let's see what God says since the Bible is the word of God
Literally the oldest Jewish trick in the book.
It's actually hilarious to see how Jews are even crazier than Muslims when it comes to their cult. It's a shame that Christianity got devoded by the merchants, because exposing the immense amount of hate and stupidity in Kikery is not that hard and should be done on a daily basis in Europe to avoid your cultural and intellectual cancer.
I simply had to read a introduction to the Talmud written by a Rabi to understand that "antisemitism" was often well justified...
How come you hate the rest of the world so bad kikeanon?
KEK HATH RISEN! KEK CURSES THE HEBREWS!
KEKEK
EKEK
KEKEK
>>80613810
>jewish state asking jews to convert but is considerate too because unorthodox...
I'd rahter get cucked a million times by hairy turkish than to get on with your stupid ass insult.
If by convert, you mean be religious, then go fuck yourself, I'd rather convert to islam and go jiggle waltz on both kotel and the mount.
at least they have some state tradition up in a little north.
>>80614479
https://youtu.be/MPVbBPasjoU
>>80621595
can you 12 year olds go pack for summer camp and stop posting
>>80622029
Kek will send you to a camp kike
>>80614009
>join the IDF and shoot muzzies
Hnnggrr
>>80621423
The Talmud is not the word of God. The Bible is. The Talmud was written by men fuck boy. The Bible is Holy in its purest translation. KJV 1611. You chose the word of man over the word of God because you're a foold who doesn't like the truth. God says to hell with the Talmud. Jewish people follow that bullshit NOT ISRAELITES. WE FOLLOW ONLY THE BIBLE AND WORD OF GOD.
The Talmud said our King Christ worshipped a brick and was sexually immoral.(Sanhedrin 107b) That's what you read out of you faggot instead of the word of God? God is going to destroy you, I don't care about your emotions or opinions. Come with the word of God or go cry yourself to sleep like the rest of you non Israelites will.
>>80620707
>>80620235
I read it.
>>80620235
1. Romans is not part of the Bible, at least nt the Jewish one.
2. I'm Sephardic, I don't speak Yiddish, even if I was, you missed the point, if you can't read the original text in the original language, you can't possibly come to close to understand it, let alone interpret it based on Afrocentric conspiracy theories.
3. Jews were exiled to 109 different countries since the destruction of the 2nd temple, there are Jewish communities from India to Alaska, speaking dozens of different languages.
As for skin color, Mishna,(predates your Jesus) chapter 2 describes Jews as: neither black nor white but an intermediate shade.
If ancient Israelites were black, the living descendants of the Samaritans that never left the land of Israel or intermarried other ethnic group wouldn't be white.
>>80614479
> That picture
It actually started very well. Then it got a bit fishy with the Talmudic part. Then it went full spaghetti with the Khazars.
>>80615255
This. Knew a guy in the military who basically bribed someone in russia to get him the documents.
But who cares. His kids will be considered jews and will integrate into israeli society. On top of that he served in the military and is a productive member of society.
The more the merrier.
>>80623697
TEST THE FUCKING BLOODS and save people a $100 from 23andme.
Jewsus, people is close to get stoned because of jewish looks, happens probably in arabia or iran or some shithole, you say papers like a fucking wehrmacht border control...
>>80622842
>Romans is not part of the Bible, at least nt the Jewish one.
Revelation 22:19
And if any man shall take away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part out of the book of life, and out of the holy city, and from the things which are written in this book.
You're going to hell. Who are you to remove books from the Bible lmao? Bahahaha you just snitched on yourself as being the devil.
>2. Afrocentric conspiracy theories
Are so called Native Americans Afro people? No. Are Israelites all over the world and many different colors and shades yet ONE Nationality and ONE people? Yes. So that debunks that. I come with the word of God. You see me quote the Bible yet you don't why?
Romans 3:4
God forbid: yea, let God be true, BUT EVERY MAN A LIAR; as it is written, That thou mightest be justified in thy sayings, and mightest overcome when thou art judged.
I'm justified in everything I'm saying because its God's words not my own. Men are liars not God. God doesn't lie simple as that so either you quote God and prove yourself to be correct or you're a liar. Its simple as that.
1 Corinthians 14:33
For God is not the author of confusion, but of peace, as in all churches of the saints.
God doesn't confuse people. People who run their mouths and don't use God's words to back up what they're saying create confusion. Why is it I'm not confused?
Malachi 3:6
For I am the LORD, I change not; therefore ye sons of Jacob are not consumed.
God doesn't change that's why I'm not consumed by confusion period. I'm an Israelite and know who I am. The Bible is a puzzle that I can piece together but you can't because its ONLY FOR THE ISRAELITES. I can quote scriptures all day make a fool out of you while you run your mouth looking like a fool. You claim to be a Jew yet you speak not of the word of God
>3. The devil is everywhere and why is it everywhere there's a jewish community your people are rich and not poor?
Come with scripture.
>>80613068
Sha'alu Shalom Yerushalayim
>>80615302
sounds really interesting. I havent had the chance to read gershom sholem yet.
>>80614479
Based Deuteronomy 4:27-28
>>80617745
Guess...If you are decent looking you will be swimming in pusseh.
>>80623697
> But who cares
Good point. Being Jewish is not only about bloodline or religion, it's also about people that just want to be part of us for whatever reason.
Either religious, philosophical or even plain secular reasons, if a man is crazy enough to willingly join us- I say welcome.
>>80617811
Its actually all changing now. A lot of groups are making headway in israel towards dismantling the orthodox hold on judaism here. May the non existent god help them in their struggles.
>>80613068
Shabbat shalom!
>>80625345
You're not supposed to say that in Monday fucking burger
>>80625613
Thought you say it everyday?
What kind of Jew are you that abandon God during the week?
Good Shabbos to the rest of /pol/!
YFW half of /pol/ are jews.
>>80625345
>>80625613
The kikes right, that's like saying "THANK GOD IT'S ALMOST FRIDAY" on fucking Monday.
>>80625699
To make every day shabbos is to devalue the shabbos.
>>80622842
Rev 2:9
I know thy works, and tribulation, and poverty, (but thou art rich) and I know the blasphemy of them which say they are Jews, and are not, but are the synagogue of Satan.
Where are your works, tribulations, and poverty?
Negros are in ghettos all over the world. The US, Brasil, Colombia, Haiti, we're in the ghettos in Africa, India, North Korea, we're in the ghettos everywhere. Native Indians are in the ghettos in the Americas and called savages and made a byword like negros and latinos what do y'all call us(savages, spics, niggers, african americans, latinos, blacks). We're Israelites yet you don't call us by our name. Our works? We built up every nation we were enslaved in for free. This is documented. Poverty? Who are the poorest people in the world? Native Indians, negros, latinos and all the other Israelites across the world who are suffering. We suffer and are poor in every nation.
Now let's look at Jewish people. What are your works? The Atom Bomb, the fake ass Holocaust, killing of Palestinians, ane lying to the world about who you are. Your tribulations? NONE.
Your poverty?
>Pic related.
Not only that but Jewish people are 2% of the US but own 25% of the wealth not to mention you create the money so the US is forever in debt to your people so you will always have wealth.
How does Satan control the world? With money. Who has all the money? Those who CLAIM they are JEWS BUT ARE NOT AND ARE OF THE SYNAGOGUE OF SATAN!
You can't argue this you dumbass devil. You can't hide the truth from people. You're the damn devil and you're a liar and damn heathen. YOU WILL NEVER BE AN ISRAELITE. Christ is our Lord and you all worship Satan and when Christ returns he's going to slaughter you all!
>>80625788
By only observing Sabbath on your days off from work (weekend) you're the one devaluing the Sabbath.
Only do it when it's convenient for you, eh?
I'll shabbos throughout the week - even when I'm short for time, because I'm a good goy.
>>80626135
What exactly do you think the shabbos is?
We are the ISUPK, the true Black Hebrew Israelites! Jesus was black! We was black and shit! We are under the Commanding General Yahanna!
True Israelites are the black peoples.
>>80626227
Good wine, good kitke bread and gefilte fish served at room temperature with horse radish.
Followed by switching off from daily activities/work and the rest of the world.
https://youtu.be/F9VaRP4UR-4
Legit question for all you heebz: I often see Jewish apologists condescendingly claim that God abhors human sacrifice, and to treat Yeshuah as a sacrificial lamb is clearly unbiblical. How then do you explain God accepting Jephtah's sacrifice of his daughter in Judges 11?
>>80626528
No, not really.
The shabbos is a sanctified day where the 39 activities involved in the construction of the first temple are not performed.
Let me put this bluntly, if you held shabbos everyday, you would fucking starve and die. You cannot grow plants, you cannot cook, you cannot use medical products. Not only this, but the rabbinic opinion is not only would holding shabbos everyday completely destroy the sanctity of holding the shabbos, but is also in violation of tons of other rabbinic laws.
>>80625280
But what he wants is to avoid the brit mila. Orthodox or not- that was always an integral part of being Jewish.
Judaism is all about symbolism: the symbolism of this world, the symbolism of g-d, the symbolism of rules and personal actions. Tzitzit is (considered as) the fundamental symbol of being religious, while brit mila is the fundamental symbol of being Jewish.
I'm all for alternative for the Orthodox, they don't just slow down, but actually drag Judaism back into the middle ages, but those moments that step too far away from Judaism are just as bad. Fighting radicalism only to become a radical of the other side will get you nowhere
>>80626716
>Jephtah's sacrifice
It's not really sacrifice in the traditional English term. Jetphah's daughter is in popular opinion not actually sacrificed like an offering, but rather kept in isolation/meditation.
>>80626528
you forget promoting the bond between the husband and wife, that's the most important, for me at least.
>>80624958
For what nation is there so great, who hath God so nigh unto them, as the LORD our God is in all things that we call upon him for? And what nation is there so great, that hath statutes and judgments so righteous as all this law, which I set before you this day?
Israel that's why we follow the Bible. Jewish people are not Israelites dummy. Didn't you just see where that damn devil said they don't have the book of Romans? They removed what Paul wrote from their teachings and the penalty for that is to be removed from the Book of Life. They will destroyed literally, their essence will cease to exist. The people who are in Israel will be destroyed. We are supposed to return to the land of Israel until Christ returns as our King. The King of Kings, has he done so? No. That's why people are still in that land and not only that, that's why the land is shit. When Christ returns the land will be like Eden and the whole world will kneel and bow to Christ and every tongue in the world will acknowledge him.
Philippians 2:10-11
That at the name of Jesus every knee should bow, of things in heaven, and things in earth, and things under the earth; And that every tongue should confess that Jesus Christ is Lord, to the glory of God the Father.
Has this happened yet? Hell no! So why would my people go into Israel? We wouldn't and God said we wouldn't see our homeland until Christ returns. So all those demons in Israel will be killed. However, a small portion of our people went their but if they don't bring their asses out of that land they'll probably be killed too. Depends on how much mercy God will have for them but I doubt too much since they have no business being over there as of now.
>>80626386
Israelites are many shades of brown, go fuck yourself. You're not funny you white devil.
>>80626941
what if one hold shabbat on sunday if i have to work for dear goyim?
>>80627401
Find another job.
>>80626941
Why do you have to go and ruin shabbos for me?
I actually buy that delicious kitke bread every friday from the kosher bakery down my road.
>mfw when make dank french toast with leftover kitke every saturday morning
>>80627142
Not according to the Midrash, the sacrifice was a punishment for taking a vain oath.
כן אתה מוצא ביפתח הגלעדי, מפני שלא היה בן תורה אבד את בתו, אימתי בשעה שנלחם עם בני עמון ונדר באותה שעה, שנאמר (שופטים י"א) וידר יפתח נדר וגו' והיה היוצא וגו', באותה שעה היה עליו כעס מן הקב"ה, אמר אילו יצא מביתו כלב או חזיר או גמל היה מקריב אותו, לפיכך זימן לו בתו, כל כך למה, כדי שילמדו כל הנודרים הלכות נדרים וקונמות, שלא לנהוג טעות בנדרים
>>80627487
That sounds delicious! Great idea.
>>80627487
Well, goykun, you're not even obligated to hold shabbos, but simply a day of rest is not shabbos. It's more complicated than that.
>tfw I had to look up what the fuck kitke is
I'd recommend making your own challah; it's quite nice and if you want to date a Jewess and they're traditional they'll probably want to make it.
>>80627142
30 And Jephthah made a vow to the Lord: “If you give the Ammonites into my hands, 31 whatever comes out of the door of my house to meet me when I return in triumph from the Ammonites will be the Lord’s, and I will sacrifice it as a burnt offering.”
Is this a tradition, because it does not appear to me to be self evident within the text itself.
On a side note, it is funny how stormfags and Christians go on and on about how evil the Talmud is, when passages in the Tanakh are often far worse than anything described in the Talmud. If anything, the Talmud moralizes and softens the Torah.
>>80628080
Honestly, it's what I was told as a kid, but I was also raised reform.
Like I have no idea what Jewsama typed in hebrew because I only learned enough hebrew to read a few prayers and write my name.
>>80627762
It is, believe me.
>>80627835
Yeah, I know it's a lot more than that - but I kinda respect the basics (which I take away from it) of it.
Jewish qts that live in my area seem rather religious - I always see them walking by foot at night to the temple and back.
The only Jewish girls that I can socialize with (and which I know) are agnostic/atheist - which takes away all the fun.
>>80628386
Are you white?
>>80628433
yeah
>>80629652
Claim to be vaguely Jewish. Go talk to a rabbi and ask to have a shabbos or something.
Hell, if you don't feel like lying, just point blank tell a conservative rabbi that you feel a connection to the Jewish faith and are interested in converting. Even if you don't want to, you'll probably find a few connections and some Jewish qt 3.14's; as long as you're white, tho.
Most Jewish orthodox girls though are like brick walls. You will have 3 dates and then get married.
>>80613068
your homeland_
i think not...
>>80629599
>>80629599
>>80629599
What did Malcolm X mean by this?
>>80613068
when is judaism going to have a second reformation? if the main religion disavowed zionism the stormwheenies and nationalist would actually support the israelis against zionism. a lot of polfags dont know how intimately linked the gnostic and daoist material is with kaballistic\qabalah material. they KEK all over the place like crowley, not getting why prayer actually works at a quantum level.
divide and conqeur the zionists, reform judaism without goyim content. live in peace in israel forever, done deal. what say you?
>>80629847
But then I have to convert reform?
The other conversion process (the legit one) seems like years of hard work - observing rituals properly and you get inspected etc.
Now, if I do convert reform could I still possibly be able to move to Israel?
The Jewish people I know from work and my weekly soccer gathering don't know much about the conversion process, but seemed to think it's more than enough.
>>80630624
Reform converts can absolutely obtain Israeli citizenship.
>>80630363
Why would I make a deal with an ant before stepping on it?
Fuck off to your nigger dick grave goyim, you have disgraced this planet for far too long already
Thanks to all who worked to make this a positive environment!
>>80630861
these jews sure are progressive!
>>80613068
why are there so many threads about judaism so lately. Is there some pssage in the old testament that says "thou shall be friendly to the goym in their mongolian tapestry weaver artifacts the week before the world is engulfed in flames" or something like that?
>>80632317
it happens after normies get red pilled about the holohoax. think of it as damage control.
>>80632317
>>80632553
Actually, Jews always strive to be kind and inclusive toward Gentiles. Thank you to all the nations that have joined us in this thread today!
>>80632651
>Actually, Jews always strive to be kind and inclusive toward Gentiles. Thank you to all the nations that have joined us in this thread today!
are fucking retard? oh wait, kikes are always retarded.
>>80630861
>Why would I make a deal with an ant before stepping on it?
>Fuck off to your nigger dick grave goyim, you have disgraced this planet for far too long already
kikes are also fucking liars. jews mean to enslave goyim
>>80631951
We will never make a deal with the goyim unless the goyim poses a serious threat
Then we will make a deal only until we gain the advantage again so as to destroy his filthy race from ever challenging Gods Chosen People ever again!
>>80613068
Man, I love this thing becoming regular, keep it up.
I knew all my fellow based Jews would be on /pol/!
>>80632651
You are trying to culturally enrich us into divided and conquered taxation/debt based slavery and genocide of our diverse people's
You are an internationalist parasite that should be genocided even though you weren't by the nazis
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oVIbuIGAu38
>>80632904
I don't think you are Jewish.
If you are, answer this: which denomination of American Jews tend to daven out of synch during daily prayers?
If you cannot answer that, you're a goy.
>>80613068
Why are you considering to move in Israel, for the economical perspective? Which isn't perfect in Israel anyway - or just for cultural reasons?
>>80618776
based
except, you know...
>>80632651
I have no problem with normal people, here everyone is one more of the bunch but i do have problem with the ones who are killing my country who i guess will kill judaism alongside everything else when the time comes if they see fit
>>80633473
I am a passionate Zionist and I wish to settle the Land so that it remains Jewish.
>>80618205
Gee, after this lovely post, I wonder how anyone in his right mind could have anything against Jews.
>That's why you're going to be slaves and in death you'll be destroyed. You won't have the pleasure of serving us in Heaven, you're going into the lake of fire devil.
My favorit part.
>>80634899
He does not speak for all Jews.
>>80624893
Scholem's two best friends were Walter Benjamin, one of the key people behind cultural Marxist "critical theory", and Leo Strauss, the guru of the neoconservatives. All of them had a strong interest in kabbalah.
>>80624893
You can listen to him here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkQQ9gKZNF0
His German accent is very thick.
>>80635959
I believe you. But you have to admit: it's like saying "ISIS" does not represent all Muslims - which is also true.
>>80635959
Calm down, Moshe. The line for the showers will be long and we're putting you at the very back.
fuck off kikes
>>80638640
No.
It's pretty /comfy/ here tbqh.
>>80638862
It's comfy af.
Based Jews in my area, thanks for keeping the niggers out:
http://www.iol.co.za/capetimes/r135m-sea-point-school-site-sale-stopped-2018091
Also, why the fuck do you guys put about a kilo's worth of meat on each sandwich?
>>80621110
Praise KEK!
>>80613810
The father of my grandfather was a ucranian jew, if I convert can I get israeli citizenship?
Please red pill me on orthodox Jewish women. I'm yeshivish BT but also aspie
All my Rabbis said not to get married, and Rabbi Rabbs told me to break up with the girl I was dating
One of the biggest Rabbis in LA told me I have to date undesirable women if I want to get married.
Life is suffering, never convert to being a Jew if you are a goy.
>>80643868
also can you red pill me on LA frum women? Also Israeli frum women since my mom says she wants to take me there to find a wife some day but I doubt it will happen.
>>80642426
I don't think you need to convert at all.
>>80625724
that's the Rabbi who told me to break up with my gf
>>80613451
>jewing the jews
>>80615900
typical reformed temple, stay away atleast for prayer services. They believe in nothing.
>>80621110
>>80613068
>massive faggot
>trolls weakly
sure ok
