This is the first speaker at the 2016 Republican Convention.
>>80596982
they pullin that holografex sheit day did w/ 2pac lmao
>>80597117
Really?
>>80596982
They'll probably be reading off some redpilled things he wrote
Historical re-enactors.
This convention is going to be so hilarious.
>>80597178
It's more likely than your implication that Abe has been resurrected.
>holographic George Washington steps out
>crowd goes wild
>ever the statesman, even in death and resurrection, George waits for the commotion to die down before he starts to speak
>"No man who succumbs to the call if petty nationalism is fit to be president. That's why I'm officially endorsing ...JEB BUSH!"
>crowd goes berserk
>Lindsay Graham is helivaced out because he ejaculated himself into vtach
>Bill Kristol is eating foreskins like pork rinds
>"God bless Israel and America. Thank you"
2016 best year of my life
dna cloning tech has evolved to an all time high
The real gorge Washington cones out, aged to his exact correct ripeness
The crowd goes wild
We start a new civil war with cloned Goegrie at the helm.
>>80596982
so is he going to come out and talk about sucking Jefferson's cock or not?
>>80596982
>holographic AI of George Washington
>is completely sentient
>calls of armed insurrection of the US government
>leads the rebellion as a bomb robot
>American War of Independence 2: Electric Boogaloo
Can't wait to see George Washington pledge his undying support for Israel.
Israel is why he went through Valley Forge.
The real George Washington would never appear at a convention because of how much he hated parties.
>>80598385
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHHH-HH
>>80597477
>abe
>1st president of the US
>>80598378
I was thinking they whip out one of these bad boys to the podium
>>80596982
Fuck it I'm going to bed.
>>80598556
My bad Sweden.
>>80599026
? Mine says no speakers assigned to Tuesday yet.
Plus Bushes are not attending, same with Romney
>>80596982
>What part of "SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED" wasn't clear?
>>80596982
>the father of our nation officially endorses the god emperor
Fuck yeah, Hillary BTFO.
>>80596982
don't you need special earrings to make holograms?
>>80599227
Obviously he was joking. BTW nice id.
>>80597338
Nothing will top Clint Eastwood getting BTFO by invisible Obama.
>>80597275
>GOP establishment
>have any historical figure say anything red pilled
you're an idiot. He'll probably shill for diversity
>>80600147
This, a fat George Washington LARPer will take the stage and say that "we must fight against the divisive, anti-Mexican, Islamophobic, Misogynist non-Conservative rhetoric of Donald Trump".
>>80600360
I hope he puts on a 'Ye Olde English Accent' to make it seem more legit.
>>80597974
>this post
>why kikes should have been exterminated
>>80596982
Holy shit. Resurrected George Washington for VP?
>>80597974
Somewhere a neocon is jizzing himself in his sleep
>>80601246
you misspelled sheep
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>An unknown man walks out onto the stage
>It's Ted Cruz disguised as George Washington, wig, clothes and all
>Speakers begin blasting O.P.P. by Naughty By Nature
>'George Washington' starts to break dance while on his way to the podium
>Audience goes ballistic. Delegates (including NeverTrumpers) begin to feel the beat and start break dancing on their chairs
>Music fades out as he reaches the podium "How we doing tonight Cleeaveelaaanddddd?"
>A group of quasi-masculine teenage girls run as close as possible to the stage and start screaming in high pitched voices
>The audience responds with a chant in unison "We all- We all- We all rite!"
>"I've travelled to the future today to tell you a few things. The constitution is a forgery, power doesn't really belong to the people, just to a select few corporate interests and black lives DO matter!"
>Everyone in the room begins clapping uncontrollably and cheering him on, screaming at the top of their lungs
>As the music starts abruptly, black confetti shoots down from the ceiling, fireworks made in China light up the sky above the stadium and an overpowered helicopter made by Lockheed Martin descends and lifts him from the podium into the sky
>Everyone in the room becomes a lifelong #CruzMissile and voluntarily surrenders their right to keep and bear arms
>>80596982
It's kinda sad when the only people who want to speak at your convention are simulated dead people with no choice.
I'd enjoy seeing that one Jefferson channeler, Clay Jenkinson, having an actual debate with a Washington impersonage.
What day and time?
>>80596982
Ofcourse it's fake. The first speaker was addblock plus. He said block one image bock all.
