Do Jews really control the world?
If yes, how do I become a Jew and join them in controlling the world and shitting on goyim?
>>80596654
there is no becoming a "jew"
either ur mom is a jew and therefore youre a jew either youre not
unless youre extremly rich
>>80596654
Call a mohel and donate him your foreskin.
>>80596654
a true slave does not wish to be free, but to become the slave-master
1. yes
2. you have to be one of the chosen, there is no joining
>>80596800
>>80596780
Google tells me you're wrong https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conversion_to_Judaism
Follow up question: if one does this conversion thing, is he considered a fullblown Jew or an Unterjew? Like, can converts join ZOG?
Jews are satan worshippers. Abraham made a pact with satan and sold the souls of his descendants in exchange for world domination. The battle of armageddon will be between jews and christians
>>80596871
Wrong. You can convert. Some of the greatest rabbis were converts
Why are goyim so fucking dumb?
>>80596943
Full blown Jew
>>80596957
Yeah, whatever. I don't really care about Bronze Age fairytales, just that if Jews really run the world I wanna be a ruler, not a ruled one.
>>80597017
if you are not the blood of abraham then you are a servant of the jew, not one of the true chosen
>>80596943
You're fucking retarded if you think they'll accept you as a Jew just because you converted.
>>80597068
you will always be a servant goyim
>>80597079
Not true, ya dumb nigger
>>80597127
They do.
>>80597017
You lie, jews believe that jews are born with jewish souls. A convert cannot have a jewish soul, he is still a goy.
>>80597052
>>80597127
I'm getting mixed messages here. Which one is it?
>>80596654
You're already a gypsy
Shit on streets instead.
>>80597179
t. goy
>>80597179
No they don't. Converted Jews are never seen as truly Jewish and are forbidden from owning land in Israel
>>80596654
You cant just come right on in simply cause you feel like it.
You have to sacrifice a part of your body to become part of the group.
>>80597201
I'm not lying. Go google it if you don't believe me. Or better yet, ask a rabbi
Educate yourself instead of Shitposting
>>80596654
>Do Jews really control the world?
No, but they control a disproportionate amount of the world.
>How do I join the Jews?
You're either born Jewish, or you convert. Converting requires that you do a shit ton of research, and instantly obey all Jewish law. It's extremely difficult to do, and thus rather rare.
>>80597127
I don't think you understand how difficult it is to convert, or the concept of why conversion is even allowed.
>>80597206
You weren't born into it. They will not accept you as their own.
>>80596654
Its the Elites which are Jewish, doesn't mean all Jews are part of the Elite. Normal Jews are essentially goys.
>>80597201
A Jewish soul is a Jewish soul regardless of where it is found, goykun. There are occasionally Jewish souls found in non-Jews, and thus these are acceptable converts. I.e., if you feel a deep longing for a closeness to hashem, and a tie to the Jewish people you may be spiritually Jewish
t.Jew
>>80597381
I'm an Israeli-American and you are just wrong. Don't spread misinformation. It says in the Talmud that it is a grave sin to treat a convert differently than someone born Jewish.
>>80597206
Do your own research op. If you are that interested then read about how to convert from Jewish sources and websites. Not /pol/ . These goyim have literally no idea what they are talking about
>>80597503
I'm a 4th degree foreskin snipper and I'm guessing you don't know Jewish hierarchy in the US very well.
>>80597800
Post Jew stuff and timestamp
>>80597250
>gypsy
Don't you wish you were this white, T*rkroach?
>>80597946
You want me to post baby schmeckles? Weirdo.
>>80597947
jesus, what are you 300lbs?
that's 136kg btw, 3rd world.
>>80598338
>136kg
How did you guess so perfectly?!
>>80596654
>If yes, how do I become a Jew and join them in controlling the world and shitting on goyim?
Marry and convert.
>>80598134
If that's all the Jewish stuff you have, I mean, it's not like a moil practices Judaism and can't fucking take a picture of a mezuzah you lazy goy.
>>80597201
>You lie, jews believe that jews are born with jewish souls. A convert cannot have a jewish soul, he is still a goy
That's Druze you ingrate.
>>80597947
fatboi
>>80598673
I need these big hands to grab rape victims more easily.
t. town rapist
>>80596654
Ayy, Moldovan bro. Used to be a Jewish country.
So, if hypothetically I'm a Jew, where do I sign up to rule the world? Do we have secret meet ups or smth? Was I and all my Jewish friends and relatives left out? Hell, I'm not even wealthy.
>>80600505
>I'm not even wealthy
Then you're obviously not a Jew. Fuck off, GIDF
>>80600756
>tfw 100%
>tfw not wealthy
Bro, at least I can afford Ciorbă.
>>80600931
Bro look how fat I am. I can afford all the ciorba in the world.
>>80597127
Moldovans are typically retarded. That's why their soviet republic is the poorest country in Europe.
>>80603336
Ia mai du-te nahui, țigane.
>>80603574
can you reply without a tantrum in order to prove that you're not retarded?
>>80596654
by living in Moldova the jews consider you an untermensch.
do (You)) have a jewish mother?
are (You)) ready to sell your soul to Satan AKA YHWH?
>>80603898
Can you reply in Romanian to prove you're not a bozgor?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYl845GORmM
http://www.bamidbar-journal.org/wp/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/Introduction-prt.pdf
>>80604074
Nu mai pune intrebari stupide legate de evrei, ca te faci de ras
Becoming a Jew is like taking a shit on all your ancestry and convert to group of people who all have specific set of DNA. Switching race in other words, while if they wanted to they can test if you're a Jew or not in your DNA no problem, and they probably will round up Jews with goyim DNA, and take you as servants if they succeed in complete world domination.
Why join them there are better options
>>80597308
Your foreskin?
>>80596654
If they win, anyone can just pretend they are a Jew and live as a master is what you're suggesting. I say probably not, they will probably have DNA tests. And if not, you dont have to convert just to pretend you're a convert.
Get it?
>>80604440
Your soul.
>>80604198
>insinuând că am creat firul în serios
E momeală, șefu. Căpcăuneală. Mă plictiseam și eu.
>e faci de ras
oh nu, mă fac de râs pe un imajboard de rasiști autiști, ce mă fac, s-a dus cu viața mea
>>80604440
Yeah, you have to sell your soul to the devil.
The top elite are literally sacrificing children to Lucifer. The devil is symbolism for the Jew, Lucifer is their God.
>>80604440
They believe Lucifer was a kind God who saved them from being slaves to God. And that humanity will become Gods themselves through technology
>>80604440
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bg8Mm2LKv4
>>80597201
> Jewish
> Having a soul
Pick one.
>>80596654
LOL you know what op? Install addblock plus block one image block all.
>>80604654
>s-a dus cu viața mea
Eu nu inteleg de ce voi moldovenii macelariti limba romana mai rau decat cei din Romania. in ce limba vorbiti voi de obicei, romana sau rusa?
>>80605151
„Măcerlărim” în același mod în care americanii „măcelăresc” engleza sau austriecii „măcelăresc” germana. Am fost sub ocupație străină cam 200 de ani în total, ce vrei?
>>80597201
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pemOc5Qqqzs
>>80596654
What a creepy race of people
>>80605284
Cum va intelegeti intre voi daca nu folositi reguli gramaticale?
>>80605122
ublock origin is better in every way
>>80605471
This.
>>80605394
Ne înțelegem perfect. Chiar și când sunt prin România vorbesc cu accentul de acasă și toți mă înțeleg.
Nuș, cum se înțeleg între ei ardelenii și oltenii, având în vedere că vorbesc și ei dialecte?
>>80605563
Ei folosesc limba romana standard, asa se inteleg toti cei proveniti din alte regiuni.
>>80605089
>>80605563
>>80605708
Faceti un fir Nordic
>>80605909
moldovenii prefera un fir cu Rusia.
>>80606102
Ce ai mă cu moldovenii? Te-a violat unul când erai mic?
>>80596654
Jews must die for their crimes against the world.
>>80606284
Fa si tu bump
>>80606284
Glumesc si eu, nu te ofensa
Jews don't control the world, its just that christian traitors are afraid of banking and making money.
>>80606430
Lol. Are you retarded man?
/pol/ is for informed people. Shoo normalfag, shoo.
>>80604922
OMG i want to be jew now!!!
>>80597201
This. Thre have been many cases where converts were not allowed to be buried next to real jews
>>80607899
I need video source of this
>>80606284
could you speak in american english on this american site you're using you retard?
btw, i'm totally with you. where do i sign up to rule these retarded goys?
i bet if we moved to israel and signed up for their military they'd let us convert to full-jew.
kill mudslimes; fuck qt israel military babes; turn into full-jew with superpowers. fucking a
>>80608730
Here you are anon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M60FUPVtq9k
>>80596654
You can convert, but you will never be truly accepted
When the Messiah reveals himself in Jerusalem, only the "Blood" Jews will be saved
So the Ashkenazim Jews will be cast into the pit along with all non-believers
On the Shephardic Jews, the "Blood" descendants of the children of the Exodus will be ushered into the Kingdom of Heaven
Sorry, they will let you convert and become a pawn against the non-jew, but you will never be "accepted" and allowed into the inner circle
An Inner Circle that is made up mostly Non-Blood Jews who think they have found a "Loophole" that will guarantee them Salvation
Unfortunately, g_d was very clear, on his "True" children will be saved
The Ashkenazim Jew, is different than Christians or Muslims, the 2 newer desert religions are all about worshipping g_d, about following his laws and being pious, the Ashkenazim is all about finding ways around g_ds laws, exceptions, exemptions, loopholes, basically "Jewing" g_d
I would really hate to be a hook nosed kike when g_d returns, going to make Hitler look like a Jewery Lover
No, there is likely a few people with a lot of influence with a Jewish background motivated by the horrors of Nazi Germany and constant entanglement with middle east violence and Israel that they seek some sort of twisted ideaology to control the globe from an economic standpoint.
Buying influence, power, favors, politicians, and armies.
The truth is that these are just individuals. Not entire groups of people.
>>80614090
Fuck off kike.
Nazi Germany treated Jews as good as any human can possibly be treated under war conditions. You're a race of parasitic liars, who need to rewrite history with lies to make you feel better about yourself.
>>80610914
I see the phrase is misinterpreted. Idol-worshipers aren't Adam. Adam is made in the image of god, with a mission, and pagans aren't fulfilling that role. so it makes sense.
Among the groups trying to control the world, Jews are certainly one of them.
There is a Jewish cabal of mystic numerologists who believe they can predict and shape the future. Many people in power take direction from them, and their influence filters down indirectly to Jewish heavyweights in banking, corporate, and media circles - many of whom aren't aware. The Jews in the media, f or the most part, are just following their blue pill programming from left wing journalism schools.
But as I said, the Jewish numerologists are only one faction. And this is the problem with blaming everything on TEH J00S - it ignores other players in the game.
There is an enormous amount of evidence pointing to the existence of a global Saturnalia cult with incredible power and influence. This cult is rampant with pedophilia and child sacrifice - probably used as blackmail to keep its members in check. Although they certainly have no problem simply murdering anyone who they perceive as a legitimate threat to exposure.
There may be other factions, and I don't know how these two interact with each other. I have difficulty believing they work together, but I don't rule it out.
>>80616267
I should say this also: while I am not sure of the relationship between the Jewish numerologists and the Saturnalians, if there is merit to either of their beliefs (I'm agnostic and find it hard to believe in anything supernatural), the source, be it extra dimensional or whatever, is almost certainly the same entity, which you're all probably aware of (demiurge).
>>80596943
>conversion
This meme needs to end. Being a jew is a race and religion. They view all goy as cattle.
Its the most racist religion in the world.
>>80617027
I've just thought its possible you are Jewish given the amount of race mixing they do.
Has anyone ever parented to be a jew?
>>80596654
I love how they always use picture of ultra-Orthodox even though they have little-to-no in comparison to the secular/atheist/agnostic Jews that are the supposed ones behind everything.
These ultra-Orthodox are not only dumb and powerless - they're fucking poor and rely on the government/community to fund themselves.
>>80596654
First, you learn to dance
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqO3XXxPD14
>>80596654
A non-jew can never become a jew in their eyes.
Your best bet is joining freemasons and be a few steps higher in the goyim-ladder.
But they still hate you and want to kill you.
>>80596943
if I convert to judaism will my children and grand-children start to have longer and longer noses?
