why are feminists going insane over ghostbusters?
http://archive.is/17zMd
>1. Go see the damn movie.
>2. Go see it multiple times if you have the means.
>3. Bring your friends.
>4. Make that theater as rowdy and supportive as a bunch of drunk girls in a bar bathroom, AKA the pinnacle of supportive funtimes.
>5. Rewatch the entire Melissa McCarthy/Paul Feig filmography.
>6. Tweet happy thoughts
>7. Make a hashtag to counteract the hatred.
>8. Remind people that Donald Trump also publicly maligned the women-led Ghostbusters.
>9. Don’t be afraid to mute people.
>10. Get your cosplay on and turn the 2016 Ghostbusters fandom into one to be reckoned with.
>11. Give into the pressures of capitalism and buy the shit out of the merch and tie-in foodstuff.
>12. Lay waste to their childhoods with your joy. Dance through all the male tears.
i dont get it
>>80584214
i don't go to movies but i might need to get some ecto cooler in a box just for nostalgia
Is this supposed to be politics?
>>>/tv/
>>80584422
trump got brought up on number 8 so i guess it counts
it's pathetic. the last time I saw forced shill shit like this was for the firefly movie, but they actually liked it. these whales just want to be right.
>>80584370
I drank so many as a kid, I think I can still taste them.
I hate that I am still surprised when I see this shit.
>>80584214
>>80584802
same
back when I was still quitting smoking I had a mouth fedora flavor that was dead on fuck i miss that taste
mt baker vapor if anybody cares
>>80584214
Because they can't make anything objectively good so they have to game the system to even approach mediocrity.
>>80584214
>4. Make that theater as rowdy and supportive as a bunch of drunk girls in a bar bathroom, AKA the pinnacle of supportive funtimes.
I don't wanna see this now. I like my cinemas quiet.
>>80584214
>implying this cunt isn't on Sony's bankroll
Those nips are shilling this garbage hard.
>>80584214
>Give in to capitalism
These fucking retards really don't grasp how everything about that sentence is made possible BY CAPITALISM.
FUCKING COMMIES REEEEEEEE
>Capitalism, amirite??? Such a drag! But also the way that Hollywood proves that things are worthy! If you’ve got the cash, it really will help the case if merchandise surrounding a lady-starring Ghostbusters goes wild
>>80584214
These people are slaves.
>>80584214
The author of that list is the thirstiest shill I've ever seen.
>>80584802
Dont taste the same.
>>80584214
Go watch the (my) movie as many times as you can to show that this is a worthy cause, to show that femminish is worthy buy as much ghostbuster tm merchandise as you can.
It will really help my wall eh our case.
>>80584214
Am I the only one who cringes at rich millenials pretending they are critical of "capitalism?" Maybe I'd take you seriously if you stopped using your smartphone to write terrible clickbait articles for easy adbux. Fucking hell, this generation should be nuked.
>>80584214
>4. Make that theater as rowdy and supportive as a bunch of drunk girls in a bar bathroom, AKA the pinnacle of supportive funtimes.
It's almost as if these feminists don't actually go outside and don't have any female friends in real life and all female interactions they know are from stereotypical girl power shows like Sex and the City.
I'm starting to believe that these feminists have been fooling us all along and they are actually the social outcasts, posing as normies online.
> Make that theater as rowdy and supportive as a bunch of drunk girls in a bar bathroom
Make a ton of noise and distract everyone from realizing how bad this movie is.
>Tweet happy thoughts
>Make a hashtag to counteract the hatred.
Be a vapid idiot.
>>80584214
>>1. Go see the damn movie.
No. You can't make me.
>>2. Go see it multiple times if you have the means.
Do you plan to restrain me and force my eyes open as well?
>>3. Bring your friends.
So they can hate me and stop beijg my friends?
>>4. Make that theater as rowdy and supportive as a bunch of drunk girls in a bar bathroom, AKA the pinnacle of supportive funtimes.
KYS.
>>5. Rewatch the entire Melissa McCarthy/Paul Feig filmography.
Read a fucking book instead. Exercise. Spend time wisely.
>>6. Tweet happy thoughts
Be my guest.
>>7. Make a hashtag to counteract the hatred.
If that's your prerogative.
>>8. Remind people that Donald Trump also publicly maligned the women-led Ghostbusters.
Please continue to give free publicity away.
>>9. Don’t be afraid to mute people.
Isnt that what nazis do? Fucking nazis.
>>10. Get your cosplay on and turn the 2016 Ghostbusters fandom into one to be reckoned with.
Hello CANCER
>>11. Give into the pressures of capitalism and buy the shit out of the merch and tie-in foodstuff.
Capitolism is great when it supports anti-capitalist messages.
>>12. Lay waste to their childhoods with your joy. Dance through all the male tears.
Hello Tumblr. Why won't you just cross over to the afterlife. Perhaps if those female ghostbusters were competent they could zap and trap you and shove you in containment.
>>80584214
>http://archive.is/17zMd
If people really want to put that much of an effort to help a shit movie succeed, I don't mind. They can win this 'battle' and we can laugh at how much energy they put into a steaming pile of shit
>>80584214
>i dont get it
they want you to pretend women are as good as men, and your a bigot if you don't
>>80585963
>Do you plan to restrain me and force my eyes open as well?
don't give them ideas
>>80585839
>I'm starting to believe that these feminists have been fooling us all along and they are actually the social outcasts, posing as normies online.
What gave you that idea?
>>80584855
you know this and the fat one's action figure are just gonna sit there collecting dust and stinking up the isles while everyone else just goes for the other 2
>>80586184
Which fat one?
>>80585839
>I'm starting to believe that these feminists have been fooling us all along and they are actually the social outcasts, posing as normies online
Yes. From what I've seen, the mentally ill 'tumblr' crowd has slowly infested the social hive mind of humanity since the late 2000's.
"Normies" aren't aware that their political views have been decided for them by these mentally ill NEET individuals utilizing unbelievably powerful levels of meme magic.
>>80584214
Because if the movie isnt a hit, then its confirmed
Feminism is shit
Women "comedians" are shit
And men rule the world senpai
>>80586184
>>>5766096
Already hit clearance
>ecto cooler is back
Wow, literally the only good thing to come out of this train wreck of a movie.
>>80586244
They must never, NEVER, discover the truth about meme magic. Tumblr is without a doubt the anti-chan. They're obsessed with identity politics while 4chan is founded on anonymity and the absence of identity.
>>80584855
pretty tolerant.
>>80584855
Huh, why'd they put a planet of the apes doll in a ghostbusters package? Could that be worth money some day?
>>80584214
>why are feminists going insane over ghostbusters?
It's been a kike-run deal from the beginning to give their retarded followers something to feel important about. You don't make a new thing made by women from the ground up, you go through your studio licenses, look what's going to expire that you don't want to put $$$$ into and give it to the feminists to ruin. Hell, maybe producer goldburg gets lucky and comes out ahead with goyshekels.
>>80584855
>>80586184
>>80586443
>>80586487
>>80584214
>Pls... pls watch the movie
Don't really look into the backlines of movies too often, does this happen frequently /tv/?
Fuck the movie, but fuck how I can't find any Ecto-Coolers nearby if my life depends on it.
>1. Go see the damn movie.
>2. Go see it multiple times if you have the means.
>3. Bring your friends.
>4. Make that theater as rowdy and supportive as a bunch of drunk girls in a bar bathroom, AKA the pinnacle of supportive funtimes.
>5. Rewatch the entire Melissa McCarthy/Paul Feig filmography.
>6. Tweet happy thoughts
>7. Make a hashtag to counteract the hatred.
>8. Remind people that Donald Trump also publicly maligned the women-led Ghostbusters.
>9. Don’t be afraid to mute people.
>10. Get your cosplay on and turn the 2016 Ghostbusters fandom into one to be reckoned with.
>11. Give into the pressures of capitalism and buy the shit out of the merch and tie-in foodstuff.
>12. Lay waste to their childhoods with your joy. Dance through all the male tears.
>>80584214
Because they see it as a public referendum on feminism in general.
Maybe they fear that if it tanks companies will stop pandering to them.
>>80584687
Buuuuut Serenity was actually good, if not for Revenge of the Sith, they'd get their budget back in a week.
>>80584214
So now capitalism is good?
>>80584214
A picture was posted yesterday with all the toys in the clearance section.
>>80584855
>black
>female
>lesbian
>bull dyke
>children's toy
>traditionally male demographic market
>remake of a movie a child wouldn't recognize
>physical object in a digital generation
It's like the reverse formula of successful business strategies on every front.
>>80584214
>>12. Lay waste to their childhoods with your joy. Dance through all the male tears.
They already gave you the reason. They think white men are upset by it because it ruins their childhood memories (rather than just thinking it's stupid and thus not watching it) and if there is one thing they truly hate, it is white men. And they would do anything to spite them.
>>80584214
>all this shilling
>movie isn't even out yet
>>80586534
das raysis
>>80584855
a monster and a cute ghost.
Wasting money on this shit because they think it will upset men. I dont give a shit if someone watches the movie. The whole argument was that they were ruining the franchise. These women are so fucking stupid.
>>80586817
>>80584214
Guys I get it now.
It's the forced opposite of the brony phenomenon.
>mfw
>>80586399
That is why they will never know the truth of the meme magic. To use it, you must abandon your earthly self and only live in the realm of text and images. That it was discovered here is only fate.
>>80584214
>movie tanks anyways
>50 more "muh wymyn" films on the way
>feminists encouraged to go into debt to support muh wymyns
>producers lose too much money
>directors lose careers
>feminists have to get real jobs as even their patreon supporters are broke
I dunno, it seems like we should be encouraging this.
>>80587061
People don't watch films because they're good, though, they watch them because of marketing.
And Sony has probably poured more money into advertising this shit than they did to make it.
>complains about capitalism
>foams about MULTI MILLION budget movie and how they're going to see it
These people don't know what capitalism is, don't they? It's literally the act of exchanging goods and services for profit. One buying something and giving the money directly to the maker of it is capitalism, no matter how "progressive" or "feminist" the supposed product is.
>>80584802
lel, i read this in tune with "pictures of you" by the cure
>>80586534
Moon man on drugs?
>>80587170
Sony - adjective, to insist something is good while ignoring its sub-par quality, to do something detrimental.
~He made a fish tank out of paper and marketed it as gold, it was the most sony thing I ever saw.
~Instead of going to school I started smoking crack, that's where my life really started going sony.
>>80586534
kek
>>80584515
gimme a sauce to that, my family
>>80587390
It's a KKK ghost, senpai.
>>80587456
in the op
>>80584214
That's fucking satire, right? That has to be ironic. This is Clickhole, right? Onion? There's no way they did that. No fucking way they stated it in that particular way. I refuse that.
The lack of self irony in these people, as always, is immensely, reality-shatteringly fucking incomprehensible.
I would like a Mars or moon colony soon, because I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
>>80584214
>why are feminists going insane over ghostbusters?
those morons seem to like things that are unfunny piles of shit.
>>80584214
>why are feminists going insane over ghostbusters?
The director is feminist and had a twitter meltdown when no one liked the trailer, calling everyone misogynists for not liking a movie with female main character (even though that's nothing special in CURRENT_YEAR), and various e-tabloids joined in and built up this phantom of legions of frenzied dudebros (obviously white since they're bad guys) plotting to bring a plucky feminist production down.
Basically the movie is so shit they have to sell it as a chance for catladies to rebel against the increasingly nebulous patriarchy rather than as a fun movie. I've never even seen the trailer and I know it's going to be shit, because even the people defending it wont claim that it's good, preferring instead to shift the topic onto the "haters", including the people trying to sell it. When marketing doesn't want to talk about the product, you know it's a turd.
>>80587304
>not giving me things for free
Literally kys
I suppose when you have a haunted vagina from all the abortions you would care about ghostbusters.
>>80586830
>They think white men are upset by it because it ruins their childhood memories
these are the kind of people who set out to ruin peoples childhood memories
>buy the tie-in foodstuff
Get even fatter, tumblr idiots!
>>80585007
>mt baker vapor
shit tier quality, the flavoring is just a generic mix you can buy and make it 10x cheaper
>>80584214
i think this is some kind of post-irony that you have to induce autism on yourself to understand the punchline that lives inside the authors head.
>>80584214
Because they are desperate, DESPERATE, for the square peg to fit the round hole.
>>80584214
What a surprise. Feminists encouraging women to indulge in enormous acts of gluttony.
>if all women are fat swamp donkeys, the whores of the blue hair may actually get a root now and then.
>>80586318
Can we get this with a pol letter head or something as a press release when it bombs?
>>80588743
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Watch short video with proof.
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>>80587040
>pol working together on something greater than ourselves?
You know it's bad when autistics take up the sacrifice of self baton.
>>80586399
They have disney curses instead
>It's real
>>80584687
>>80586719
Agreed. Serenity was actually good. In fact, I watched that before I even heard of Firefly.
IMO, Firefly was a good season/series. Just seemed to be a case of shit timing/investors that stopped it from going past the first season.
>>80586534
I may just buy that toy for laughs, it looks like a clansman in a nazi brownsuit holding a decappiated nigger head
>>80587673
The ghost can hum Old Man River down the echoing, and abandoned stony walls of her once young and reproductive vagina.
>>80584214
>why are feminists going insane over ghostbusters?
because it's white male having their fun
Of course, they will ruin it.
>>80588929
What the fuck mate..
Neither of us can vote for Trump, for a fuckin start.
This is the last stand of SJWism.
A rejection of Roastie Busters shows a rejection of SJWism.
>>80584214
This is the worst case of insane jewish shilling.
We must kill every jew. It's us or them.
>>80585181
No, Sony has nothing to say against its jewish Hollywood counterpart. It's just Sony by name.
I thought I couldn't get mad anymore today. Holy fuck nothing embodies the "useful idiot" like the feminist.
>>80584214
The Slimer Hi-C is probably the single most iconic tie-in to the Ghostbusters. I think it was still around a good 10 years after the series faded the first time around. Laughably telling that feminist bitch thinks it's just some weird shameless cash-in.
This forced politicization of the movie and people insisting that not wanting to make see it makes you a misogynist has changed me from just un-interested to not wanting to see the movie ever.
And it's funny how defensive feminists get over female versions of established male characters. The fact that companies use pre-established characters instead of just making new female characters shows how little faith there is in female characters. It's also blatant controversy bait and feminists played like fools by constantly defending that shit.
>make bad movie
>use all female cast to insure profits by cult following
Genius. The future of movie productions is here. Call them stupid all you want they will always profit with this model and probably more so with normies in the mix.
>>80589576
>my ass is not an excuse for assault
Honey that ass sure isn't.
>>80586534
>>80584214
make a crappy movie by changing the main cast in a reboot
instead of pulling a fantastic 4 and crawling under the bed and shutting the hell up they go full retard and try and make a cult following
all i wanted was a funny ghostbusters reboot i would not mind a mixed team of female and male ghostbusters but going full man hating feminist is just lame
>>80591933
them scoobys tho
>>80584214
BOYCOTT BOYCOTT BOYCOTT
>>80585963
Why the fuck did you feel the need to respond to each point? What the fuck?
