>tfw I was born white
>tfw I wish I was born muslim
>I would have multiple wives
>I'd be able to rape hot Swedish womenz and get away with it bc cucks and SJW would defend me
>I'd have 72 virgins in Heaven for all eternity guaranteed once I die
Being white in 2016 is suffering
>>80551402
Just convert and get a tan.
>>80551402
72 virgins is a mistranslation, many Islamic scholars say they're promised food & drink of some description or angel servants.
Also, it just doesn't make much sense.
Do muslims actually believe that god just spawns 72 human beings for them to fuck or something?
Would he give them personalities too or are they just fuckdolls?
May as well just get a fleshlight.
>>80551953
>promised food and drink
That still sounds pretty dope. I would still get the other privileges in life anyways.
>>80552206
By 'born muslim' do you mean mean born as an arabian mudslime?
If not, you can still convert as a white guy right now, if you're that unprincipled
>>80552502
Even if I did convert, I don't think it would fly. My skin color would betray me, bc cucks and SJWs would still call me out on it, even if I'm Muslim. Tanning might solve the problem thought.
>>80552817
All you have to do is dress like one of these race traitors 24/7 and you're untouchable.
>>80553146
If you say so britbong. Sorry about Brexit man
>>80553284
Brexit was the greatest thing to happen to this country in 50 years.
>>80552817
This is true. Sjw's hate white western muslims. It's not ethnically "authentic" to them and they would feel like you would be transing into a marginalization which is a big no no becauese you didn't earn it. You didn't earn the marginalization.
>>80552817
muslim women like white muslims
