Alright, how do we stop this shit? I went to a local coffee shop today here in FL in an urban area (w parks & other stuff around) & I swear to God every 20-30 something hipster douche was walking around like a zombie looking at their phones. There was maybe one older couple actually talking to each other, and everyone else was either looking at a laptop or trying to catch God damn Pokémons.
I hate my generation so fucking much.
>>80549044
>how do we stop this shit?
EMP?
People are boring. Why would you want to talk to anyone?
>>80549044
We can't stop it at this point. Technology is a runaway train and normies have too much invested in their precious virtue signalling social media bubble to stop.
Worst part is even that older couple talking will never be me. I just don't feel like there's a place for me in the modern world. Wish I could've been born at an earlier time tbqh. Or just not born at all.
le born in the wrong generation
>>80549044
>walking around
At least they're exercising m8.
>>80549044
>I'm a contrarian faggot
Tl;dr
>>80549304
LE ME CATCHING LE POKEMAN ON LE PHONE IS SUCH LE XD NOSTALGIA CAUSE I PLAYED THIS ON LE DS
You are one of the blessed, my brother.
Rise above them, succeed beyond their wildest dreams.
It will be us who create a new golden age for America. It will be us who are the new titans of industry, with all us below us toiling away at the menial work
>>80549044
Maybe you should play the game, then you'd be interacting with people excited about something. Not their fault you're a boring cunt with no friends hanging out alone at a coffee shop.
What are you? Some sort of unemployed ""writer""?
SHUT IT DOWN
>US Government implicated in Clinton Foundation scandal
>Americans are more focused on catching Pokemon on their phones
Even the most optimistic person has come to the conclusion that there literally is no hope for Western society
>>80549256
>tfw you will never work up the nerve to ask a qt to go for a malt and a car ride where you can talk and have genuine human connection
>>80549709
>tfw you will never meet a woman that genuinely likes you as a person
>tfw you will die a lonely virgin in a decayed society
>>80549044
Holy shit, i just saw this today. I took my dog for a walk, and every fucking douche on campus was on their phones, in groups. At first I thought it was odd. Then I heard them talking some shit about levels or some shit, then heard Pokémon. What adult plays that stupid shit? There were at least 50 people in the park blocks near campus paying that shit today.
I was going to post this as well. Happened roughly 30 minutes ago.
I guess the only thing good about was they were talking Pokémon instead of white privilege and BLM. SobI guess it's a good distraction for these brainwashed marxists.
>>80549044
Just walked through my town playing pokemon go and met a qt3.14/10 with Red anime hair also playing it and walked / chatted with her... Sorry anon I already approve of it.
>>80549659
>The U.S. demographic least concerned with politics is focused on catching Pokemon on their phones
What a fucking shocker.
>>80549256
Go to punk shows, we hate phones, hate the government and will be friends with anyone who isn't a piece of shit.
>>80549831
ITS CUZ OF LE NOSTALGIA LE XD IS LIKE I AM LITTLE KID ONCE AGAIN XDXDXD
>>80549436
>>80549821
The
Feels.
>>80549821
Don't lose hope anon bong. There are still good classy uncorrupted women out there. Ever thought about visiting America? Women here die for your accents
>>80549044
meh odds are if you spoke to them they'll talk about bernie and how black lives matter
not much of a loss , if youre and actual somewhat intelligent person you can do both stupid fun games and have a nice or mentally stimulating conversation
let the drones be drones
you can do both
>fictional video game characters
With the exception of a small number of historical RTS games, that's kind of redundant.
>>80549945
I'm their age, early 20's and never played that shit. It was all about shooting games. That game always liked gay as fuck. As an adult, if I want to feel like a kid again, I'm bang my gf in the car off the side of a road.
These people are fucking insane. Loke I said, it's an awesome distraction from the race war they were ready to let happen two days ago.
Did a new version of Pokémon just come out or something? Like in the last day or two? Their minds are so easily distracted, perhaps this is a good thing.
>>80549044
NORMALFAGS ARE RUINING /vp/!
YOU MOCKED ME FOR LIKING POKEMON IN HIGHSCHOOL, NOW YOU TAKE OVER MY HOBBY AND BOARD?
FUCK
>>80550094
check that
Drones will ALWAYS be drones
how many times have you spoken to someone and they've said
" MAN thats so smart , you should be a teacher! or a lawyer!!! "
it is how it will always be, spread the word of small government and the constitution
>>80549901
Its not just politics in general its the fact that the people that voted these idiots in are telling them point blank that they're corrupt as fuck.
They could pretty much say at this point that they were responsible for 9/11 and in a week the public will be more interested in the new Beyonce song
>>80550071
I've thought about it, though right now I don't have the time or money to do it. Maybe one day, if I haven't given up all of my hope in living.
>mfw people in my office do this intermittently throughout the day, from entry level programmers to upper management
>mfw our company still makes bank and so do the employees
What
>>80549044
>>80549924
And vote Democrat and want guns banned and "free" healthcare.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qd_77YhmOdE&t=1m32s
>even niggers are playing it
>>80550094
This, you realize most the people playing these games are lefties or normies who lean more left.
All my firends who actually play at are the lefty ones except one.
>>80549924
So how does anyone make friends at a punk concert?
>>80549044
People complain about millennials bring entitled then act like they are entitled to my time so that they can spout inane bullshit, they are lucky I just don't respond instead of being rude and giving them this same tirade
So, is /pol/ Red, Blue or Yellow?
>>80549545
I don't get it, it's supposed to be landmarks, of course the synagogue is a landmark! everybody loves the jews!
>>80550430
It's literally rome all over again, our people have sold what freedom they had for figurative "bread and circuses"
>>80549256
Good kill yourself,. You sound like a faggot
>>80550488
If you came to burger land I'd take you out on the town and I'd wingman you an blonde southern bell, bro.
>>80550818
>choosing anything other than yellow
>>80550911
Don't support his degenerate behavior, let him die like he wants too
>>80549924
Aren't they super liberal though?
Keep crying, faggot.
>>80549044
Its over isnt it. We lost.
>>80549545
>>80550831
Calm down, it says the electrical box on my corner is a "landmark".
>The only game ever that managed to get millions of people who would normally never leave the house or want to exercise to go outside and walk around.
>The game has caused people who would otherwise never talk to each other to interact and be friendly with one another.
>Free to play phone game with no ads.
This is not a bad thing. And if you think only 20-30 something hipsters are playing this you're delusional. If you're going to hate on a video game hate on MOBAs, or MMORPGs like WoW that cause white teenagers to waste years of their lives in front of a screen instead of socializing.
It's a fad that will die down in 2 weeks, blaming this game as the reason young people are uninformed and uninterested in current events is stupid. People who are not interested in current events would continue to not be interested regardless, they'd just be distracted by some other fad instead. Staying up to date on current events and playing Pokemon Go are not mutually exclusive.
I'm far-right politically and I play this game because it's fun right now.
It begins...
http://arstechnica.com/gaming/2016/07/armed-muggers-use-pokemon-go-to-find-victims/
>>80549044
Uh I just read the news on my phone when I'm in such a situation. Same as reading a newspaper faggots.
And here I am playing FFIX again...
Lindblum is so comfy.
Pokemon is so low-brow.
>>80549176
fpbp
>>80549044
go talk to the old people then gramps
>>80549044
Those people are fucking retards anyways.
I just walk around with it on and when i feel it vibrate do a quick catch and move on.
>>80549210
Maybe people are boring because most don't improve or expand any knowledge, they just sit on their phones all day posting pictures, pseudo-poetry and wait for likes
Who here /Team Mystic/?
>>80550818
>yellow
>>80552280
You're not even suppose to be having fun with the rest of us yet.
>>80552440
Just changed my region on my phone, there are plenty playing it here - I took a gym at like 1am and somebody had taken it back off me within 10 minutes
>>80549044
this is getting hilarious, someone's gonna walk into a train. thank you nintendo nips.
>>80550387
Lol try and stop us.
>>80552622
Nice.
/Team Instinct/ here. I have a gym literally 30ft from my home and we and some other guy seem to have it locked the fuck down.
Theres a gym nearby but its literally at the end of a jetty.
pic related.
>>80550818
Red
>>80549368
This. I wouldn't be caught dead playing that faggot fucking game, but at least it's getting people out of the house
>>80549044
If this game gets fat neckbeards out of the basement and walking around burning calories then how is this a bad thing?
>>80549924
punks are the biggest faggots and i can tell you are too.
>>80549044
first off you live in florida you faggot, degenerate shithole. Why is it always florida transplants that have to announce "hurr durr in floriduh today!"
>>80551192
yeah
>>80549044
>being that creepy guy who looks at everyone making sure their level of social interaction is to your liking.
what side of the spectrum are you?
>>80549044
By encouraging "Pokemon Go Safaris" (or something similar) where people booze it up and drive around while playing Pokemon Go.
>>80549044
>have iPhone
>have 20,000 memes
>can't install apps or updates
>phone freezes if I have too many tabs
Damn you 4chan
Alright, how do we stop this silliness? I went to a local haberdashery today here in an urban area (w parks & other stuff around) & I swear to God every 20-30 something dandy fop was walking sitting around like a zombie looking at books. There was maybe one older couple actually talking to each other, and everyone else was either looking at books or Penny Dreadfuls.
I hate my generation so bloody much.
>>80550387
>POKIEMAN
>NOT NORMALFAG TRIPE
The dakweb is coming for your alternative, foreign cartoons next. You've nowhere to hide, normokike.
>>80549044
Is this a new game? I think it's a rip off of ingress. Crap game. Waste of time
>>80550847
cant wait for this shit to collapse, 2016 its already begginning
>>80550071
>>80550488
Don't fucking bring him over here. He needs to solve his problems over there
>>80549044
>Steal trainer's pokemon (phones)
>#teamrocket
Who else /escapistandracist/ here?
>>80553389
Only good answer
>>80549821
It's funny being autistic like me.
Because I never understand why you feel would sad about that.
Maybe I'm just good at acceptance of reality
>place lure
>get chicks to hang out in front of your house
>makes you walk to hatch eggs
I fail to see the issue here, people will stare at their phones regardless.
>>80549044
I live in a fairly right-winged town of about 63000 people. Mostly whites and Mexicans.
I went to the bar yesterday, and I saw one group of 20 somethings wandering around in a group saying "Sandshrew over there, someone left incense here." Besides that, I haven't really seen anyone else playing Pokemon Go these past 2 days. And I've been to the park a few times and actively looking for Pokemon Go players.
>>80549436
>DS
Underrage detected
>caring what people you don't know do with their free time
>>80549044
>phone game
>normies pretending they like pokemon now
cancerous as fuck
https://www.tw ... itch.tv/goodguygarry
guy strewaming pokemon go in blm riot
>>80553399
Also check`em
>>80551326
>If you're going to hate on a video game hate on MOBAs, or MMORPGs like WoW that cause white teenagers to waste years of their lives in front of a screen instead of socializing.
You're talking to the anons that wasted years of their lives on (insert game) and now spend their time bitching on a Chinese cartoons board about people with lives.
You think any of us would be here if that wasn't the case?
>>80550818
Yellow, its the only one with a male leader
>tfw I've made friends playing this game
>>80553640
that is one oddly placed nipple on her left breast
>>80549256
Its not all about you, lambchop
>>80549176
https://youtu.be/gHUqNCDwQj4?t=46s
>>80550818
Yellow
>>80553399
GAS THE ELVES
RACE WAR NOW
>>80553798
Oh believe me I know, that's what makes this thread so funny.
>>80549044
This girl I've been talking to just added me on Snapchat, her score is 15,000. Mine is 4.
>pic related
>>80550606
This always boggled my mind. I love music and concerts as much as anyone, but this shit makes no sense.
>>80553828
Why? Those are natural boobs filled with fat, so they float.
>>80549256
Yes
>my alcoholic friend
>buys gtaV for the boobs
>next day
>not real enough, returned.
>>80553319
Same people.
>waste of time
Yeah because shitposting on /pol/ is way more productive.
>>80549044
I have some ideas for workplaces
>Lockers outside the office
>Only corded telephones inside the office
>Internet access only to select machines within the office. Keylogged with teamviewer override and requires your corporate ID to log in
It is imperative to teach your kids or your wives' sons about technology being a double edged sword, and how it is a tool which should not control our lives. Restricting access outright is only going to incite rebelliousness and resistance to change.
>>80551192
Yes, punk shows are filled with fucking faggots and the most popular punk bands these days are women yelling about their pussies and white dudes being cucks, talking about white privilege and getting pegged. Music scenes in general is going to be filled with faggotry, but punk (and specifically pop punk) is the absolute worst.
>>80552872
Are you capable of positing a statement without using the word "literally?"
>>80554129
I'm not talking about the boobs, I mean that if that rose pedal is supposed to be hiding a nipple, it's basically on top of her breast and far off to the side, and not at all symmetrical with her other breast
so a pokemon game is hurting your feelings? get over it faggot
sooner or later this trend is going away just like every other trend
>>80550606
>>80554067
I grew up on punk and metal and I'm a pretty right leaning Republican.
However that was back in the day, nowadays I find it hard to listen to. Demographics have changed.
>>80554370
it sucks how much punk i can't listen to anymore because of extreme faggotry
>>80554244
How about you let workers do whatever they want as long as the job gets done? Oh wait, you live in a chink country where chewing gum is illegal. You probably think you're being a person of the people for not having worker slaves picking bananas out in the forest, or whatever the fuck you monkeys eat.
>>80549044
Man I have to say this advertising is pretty comical. It's better than the usual shills not really mad.
>>80554244
>>Only corded telephones inside the office
I chuckled to myself but this is legitimately a productivity enhancing idea.
What the fuck do you need your phone for when you're at work? If there's a legitimate emergency you can do what people did 20 years ago and call someone's work phone.
>>80554414
I don't know man, does this help?
>>80550818
Blue, obviously
>>80553281
Underrated post of the week.
>>80554554
Country music is the only genre that seems to be definitively right wing, which sucks because most country is outright cliche garbage. There's some interesting alt-country type stuff, but that's typically associated with hipsters who are generally liberal.
I know it's only anecdotal evidence, but all of my friends who play it are STEM majors with full time research jobs, who just happen to also like Pokemons.
>Grrr those fucking HIPSTER MELENNIAL SHITS REEEEEEEE
>PEOPLE SHOUDN'T BE ALLOWED TO DO SOMETHING I DO DON'T LIKE, MAKE IT STOP
Sounds like you're depressed, and get angry when you see other people enjoying their lives. I'm implying this, because I went through a similar phase. Stop worrying about what others do and live your own life, man.
>>80549044
"1 post by this ID"
>>80554244
this
My brother and his girlfriend, took their two year old to the park today.
This is after they were outside today, and a neighor recommended they drive to the park to take advantage of the pokestops.
They are currently outside perusing a diglet while my parents watch the baby.
They have been in and out of the house approximately 10 times just today, to catch pokemon.
I hope this blows over. I saw someone parked in the street catching a pokemon today. And I've been seeing a lot of people driving and using their phones.
What is so appealing about this shit? This is coming from someone who shiney hunts while I do my cardio.
It's funny how much this game is triggering /pol/. My wife and I are both having fun playing it. We're taking our dog on walks more often to go catch 'em all. It's fun.
>>80549945
>NOSTALGIA
More like regression, amirite?
>>80551426
We have been really making the news recently. It makes me happy.
>>80554844
Its invading new country too. U gotta go back & listen to older shit. Anything from the 90s & back is good.
Saw people using this shit in the grocery store today, fucking retarded blocking up the isles
go to self checkout and the employees doing the same shit and talking about it really loud
shit was cash
>>80554860
>because I went through a similar phase
You mean you use to browse /v/? My life improved exponentially as soon as I stopped going to that shitty board.
>>80554952
does your wifes son like it too?
>>80549831
>Fucking people liking things I don't like.
>>80555103
Was it Safeway?
>>80549044
When did Pokemon go from something only kids and autistic adults played to Chad and Stacie's favorite pastime? Fucking normies man...
>>80555306
nah m8 in PA there are no safeways
>that im aware of
Giant
>>80555230
He's got a 6Gorrilion CP Jynx ;^)
>>80549044
It's a fad. It will pass. Now unwad your panties.
>>80555437
>6Gorrilion
>CP
>>80552988
Because the primary audience for this game is normies. I'll play Sun/Moon in November, but this shit looks like pure cancer.
>>80552988
When they were in their basements I didn't have to see their hideous forms.
>tfw too busy doing drugs and working and enjoying life to catch em all
How do I become like everyone else? I don't wanna enjoy actual fun things anymore. I just want to play """"""games"""""" with infant-level appeal designed to make fat people less fat ;~;
>>80549044
Doesn't bother me.
Just less relevant people in the world once they get addicted to this. Works for me, less work to get to the top.
>>80549044
>pokemon
>cell phone
Is it suddenly popular to emulate old pokemon games on your phone or something? I thought this has been possible for a while now.
>>80555591
>butthurt a game makes you leave the house
>>80554559
Mobiles should be banned where any sensitive data is being held, managers often don't enforce it though because they're shits themselves who also fuck around on their phones
>>80555746
I already leave the house, nigger. Some of us have full time jobs.
>being a titty bitch about people having harmless fun that doesn't appeal to you
I hate my generation so much too
>>80549924
punk died a long time ago, its just a section of hot topic now
Paraphrasing Sam Hyde
>There is something about steampunk (along with Doctor who) that just sucks all the dignity out of life
Add Pokemon Go to this, I hope there are more robberies because these idiots walk into lures
>>80555710
It's a new game where pokemons show up on the screen depending on your gps location or somesuch. Folks are thus roaming about the roads like headless chickens and just being a nuisance
>>80549044
Start snatching cellies from the zombies while they walk by unaware of their surroundings.
Hell, if you don't, some black kid will.
>>80549256
>Not spending time at retirement homes
>not living with amish families
>not creating an anti-technology movement/community
>not randomly walking up to people trying to initiate a conversation.
>not realizing that you clearly can change the outcome if you try
>not thinking outside the box
>not not complaining about being born at the wrong time
All of these flavors, and you chose to be sour...
>>80554819
It helps with more than you'd imagine.
Is that a CG from a VN that got censored?
>>80553898
WELCOME TO THE HUMAN RACE
>>80550818
Yellow.
Why? Only male leader.
Red and blue are represented by libcucks, no thanks.
>>80549044
> be me, visiting my sister. Half hour ago
> in Manatou Springs, co.
>wife is buying shit we don't need so I go outside and let the girls shop
> long haired dope smoking hippies, in their twenties are complaining about the same thing.
Funny.
>>80549709
>be last night
>ask housemate if she wants to go down the road for pokemon hunting
>sure why not
>walking around shops and it's surprisingly busy
>most of the pokestops are lured
>there's a night market for some shitty winter festival going on
>instead of walking around separately we wander together
>we've been out an hour longer than we planned
>get hipster milkshakes in mason jars
>get trashy sliders from a food truck
>wander to the pond nearby for the two active lures and water pokemon
>sitting down and suddenly fireworks
>we didn't expect to out this long and didn't wear thick jumpers
>she snuggles up close for warmth
>tonight has been really fun anon, I'm only using you for warmth and lures though faggot
>Y-you too
>mfw almost an accidental date
>>80550695
Fuvking sick burn
>>80549210
Nah I love talking to people. I talk to so many random people usually and I'm pretty interested in learning more about them and what they do. Some of them have turned out to be great friends
>>80549436
Nostalgia was game boy color you massive fag
>>80550695
Underrated bants
>spent 3 hours playing Go today with gf
>we went out to lunch, visited some stores, took a walk around town
>a normal sunday
>every few minutes phone would vibrate
>we caught pokemon and had fun
What's so wrong with playing a video game?
>inb4 neckbeard basement dwelling virgin, you mean your bf you faggot hahah XD lol
Calm down, butch. Shit.
>>80549176
Nuclear detonation in orbit soon
please
I have no hatred, just pity. How boring does your life have to be for fucking Pokemon Go to be a source of fun?
>>80554819
WEW
E
W
thanks huebro
>>80550818
INSTINCT
>>80549924
>go to punk show because I like a lot of older punk and think maybe I'll like the newer stuff if I keep an open mind and then I'd have a community, friends, etc
>hear mostly boring stuff but nothing I hate
>fuck the system this, fuck the rich that
>no racism against whites yet, get excited
>band comes up and starts playing a cover of Los Angeles
>really love the song and get fucking excited that people are playing older stuff
>no one else around me is dancing or anything, maybe some awkward shifting around
>they loved the other songs
>band gets to the line "SHE STARTED TO HATE EVERY NIGGER AND JEW"
>a really powerful line about the angst and racial tensions in the big city
>people start booing
>sense of dread washes over me
>boos intensify as the line finishes with "AND EVERY MEXICAN THAT GAVE HER A LOT OF SHIT, AND EVER HOMOSEXUAL TOO"
>band finishes
>roars of boos and stuff gets thrown
>next band plays a song against racism
>formal apology at the end of the show.
Punk is fucking dead. Fuck 99% of everyone who calls themselves a punk in this day and age. Tried to find that band after the show and tell them they did a really good cover and to tell everyone else to fuck off but they apparently left early.
It's actually too pathetic to even satirize. such is the state of culture today
hipster bobbleheads, giant bearded heads on skinny bodies with skinny jeans and slim cut shirts. OK, i can see why some people admire Hitler. when you absolutely, positively, need to wipe out an entire population, he's your man. i get it now.
>>80549831
I know people who are in their mid 20's who unironically play Pokemon. What the fuck do these people even see in it?
A couple years ago I found my old gameboy and started the game, I put it away after 15 minutes because it was boring as fuck
>>80556591
It's crazy how every alternative counter-culture movement has been co-opted and even more apart of the system.
>>80549659
Or perhaps people want to cling to some tiny thing that makes them happy instead of the constant barrage of awfulness in the world that is shoved down their throats 24/7. Just a thought
>>80550911
i might take you up on that one day
>>80553456
Legitimately autistic? I wish I could switch my desires off
>>80556137
>implying I have the social skills for any of that
Yet another ploy to get countless millions of people GPS tracked under the botnet.
>>80556428
it does sound made up tho cuz only losers half gf in 2016
because sex and harem is free and only 1 txt away
no need for commitmnt
its the sorrt of post a loser makes up thinking its the gold standard when he is stucin the past and naive
whenever i hear the word 'GF' im rl or onlije i cringe and think to myself cuck beta
>>80556881
I really want to go to a right wing punk show and listen to shit like screwdriver but I don't know where I'd find that kind of shit and I'm not REALLY a racist but fuck all this pussy shit makes me want to be. Could I just go to a Klan rally?
>>80549821
>got to live during the Trump Era of Humanity
wtf I hate Pokemon now
>>80549256
The thing I hate the most is how eveyone, especially women, are constantly plugged into their phones. It has practically become out of the ordinary to strike up conversation in public. It makes meeting new women all the more cumbersome
>>80549210
>people are boring
unlike pointlessly stimulating your mind with empty pixels delivering repetitive but shiny tasks?
i work for a casino, every time i walk the floor i see the same empty faced soulless stare on the faces of geriatrics glued to the slot machines as i see on millenials gazing into a phone or computer screen
Why is everything a location on this game? Graveyards, churches, random people's yards, memorials like 9/11. okc bombing, the holocaust museum. Where are the locations ripped from? Google maps?
>>80557046
I know I'm naive but I really really believe that Trump can turn back all of this garbage. It's not impossible. The Soviet Union fell. The pendulum of history swings back and forth and I really think we might be on the swing back to sanity.
So why is it bad to stare at your phone? I'm not really into that and most of my time outside the house my phone is in my backpack, but I don't see any problems with that.
>>80549176
http://www.ladyada.net/make/wavebubble/
>>80549044
Millennial Test:
http://www.strawpoll.me/10717735
>>80557040
I went to a local punk show recently and it was filled with actual trannies and nu-males jumping around. After the show one of the bands posted a long ass multi-line status on facebook about how she was inappropriately touched while crowd-surfing and how one of the trannies of the show felt uncomfortable and how the punk scene has to become a lot more progressive and inclusive of women and transexuals.
Punk is really dead. Never going to one of those fag fests again. It was clear to me that it was just a place to outlet their gender dysphoria and fag angst.
>>80549044
>le wrong generation
Fuck off, faggot.
>>80557403
Probably. It's not even supposed to be available in regions outside japan and auckland
So it's probably just some unfortunate result of "common public area" thing
>>80557577
Punk was always at least a little degenerate don't get me wrong but the beauty was it was all sorts of degenerates, white meth head racists, heroin addicts, crackheads, burnt out hippies, faggots, trannies etc but now these people police and enforce their own specific brand of degeneracy.
>i want cnn
>LOOK AT ME PAY ATTENTION TO ME
>REEE
>We need more attention for men like him
>Who is naked
>>80557577
Go to bed, Gavin.
>>80549545
>>80551323
>>80550831
I have about 9 landmarks near me. 6 are Donation boxes, the rest are an out of business post office, a jewelry store, and a church
>>80557492
THIS SHIT IS LIKE A DISEASE
>>80554952
You should have been walking your dog without vidya you cunt. What happens when the novelty of the game wears off? You going to keep him inside the house?
>>80553281
Alright, how do we stop this silliness? I went to a local Inanna temple today here in UR & I swear to Enki every 60th of an UD, a slim youth in extremely tight robes was staring at one of those Enki-damned clay tablets. I only saw one older couple actually talking to each other.
I hate my generation so much, I hope that there is a single God over them all that can smite us down, perhaps with a flood.
I like it, atleast they are walking around and meeting people
>>80558101
Notice which side was winning the poll too
>>80549044
floridafag here
where at and are you hiring
>>80556276
>only 151 pokemon are available
i want my bros from gen 3
>>80558463
Newfag. 1 and 2 are the only ones that matter.
>>80557475
Don't underestimate Donald.
>>80558101
>no froakie
Choices for filthy casuals
>>80558205
a neighbor said he liked it for that reason, too, his lawn had something and kids who were isolated and shut in a round the neighborhood finally talked to each other and laughed
maybe it's the autist cure
>>80558733
he put lure on his own lawn somhe could fap to kids
>>80558552
>being a genwunner
The only reason people like those pieces of shit is "muh nostalgia".
>>80549256
those who really care about the real world are the only ones left defending our homelands in far future
while niggers and arabs keep breeding, we will be completely outnumbered, using all of our time on military defence because of it
>>80549044
Holy shit so many normies on this board defending Pokemon Go. It's a game for 14 years old.
"if it makes people go out and exercise more it's great"
Holy shit you're hilarious, as if taking a 10 minute walk down the park to catch some dumb Pokemon is exercise, especially if you drink a 1500 calories milkshake afterwards.
Just shows how mentally retarded Americans are about exercise, no wonder 70%+ of Americans are overweight.
Millennials at their finest.
>>80549924
Everyone who goes to those are literal pieces of shit
>>80556973
>Implying that you can't take a chance and develope your social skills.
>>80559118
>Millennials at their finest.
How old are you? Mr. Oldfag.
>>80549044
>playing the pokejew.
No thanks senpai.
>>80558552
i'll give you gen 2 but gen 1 is shit
>>80558928
Notice how I said "1 and 2", you little faggot.
>>80556276
>winter festival
It's fucking July you fool
>>80552916
do you really care about other peoples opinions that much?
>>80559299
Keep on looking at your phone screen and telling your "friends" that Onix or Squirtle is here and there. That's not how friendships are made and your "friendship" will die the instant one of you get bored of the game.
This is basically 'no fun allowed' the thread
>>80556276
>you will never have a qt 4chan gf that calls you faggot
>>80549044
this literally applies to anything un work related tho.
We are paying you to work, not text the 30 guys you wanna have sex with
We are paying you to work, not look at craigslist
We are paying you to work, not sit around and pretend to work
We are paying you to work, not do anything other than work
>>80559576
I didn't mention a single time the game in that post. I asked you a simple question.
>>80549834
Did you use a pokemon pick up line?
>>80559707
>These people have jobs
>our NEETS don't
#NEETlivesmatter
>>80549044
>local coffee shop
theres your problem
>>80559992
Then you're a millennial too. Whether you like it or not.
>it's a '/pol/ gets triggered by random shit normies do for fun' thread
>>80549044
>my brothers girlfriend is into Pokemon go
>calls me nerd but who cares, she's a stupid bitch
>she has been playing this game for days
>I don't fucking care about Pokemon anymore because I'm not 10
>Pokemon is now trendy
I'd probably play it if I actually left the house, but since I don't I'll demean those who do.
im a full blown /pol/ack and do this shit in my maga hat. met lots of cool folks too
>>80560348
Well I guess so, I'm more like end of Generation X, not like any of these "generations" even make sense outside of the US.
>>80556276
If only you weren't so hideous...
>>80550071
Don't tell him to skip the pond to meet girls. You will not become a lady's man just because you have an accent. Terrible advice.
>>80549044
And yet no one is mad about Facebook, which I know for a fact fucks up my workplace. I don't know how many times I've had coworkers say they "don't have the time" to complete a task while Facebook is open right in front of me.
https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2016/jul/10/pokemon-go-armed-robbers-dead-body
>>80560582
I'll give you that. The line is blurry enough.
>tfw finally caught a bulbasaur right in front of my house
Feels good
>>80549044
It's not much different than Ingress imo. At least these shitty games get NEETs some sunlight.
>>80549044
Get the army to encrypt GPS
I went to a local shopping and dining area on cape cod and saw two separate groupsnof kids playing this thing.
mfw
>>80559490
Its winter in Australia, fool
>>80549044
I went for a run last night and went through 4 parks.
I live near a Uni so there were atleast 100+ asians out playing, aimlessly meandering on the tracks
pic related of what it was like
>>80558688
Pokemon Go has proper Pokemon only
>>80556591
We're the punks now.
>>80560959
a. charge your phone
b. why ARE Russian women posting 'scrunched-up selfies'?
>>80561057
fuk i miss football
>>80549044
>everyone going nuts about this new pokemans game
>assume it's like pokemon stadium, think it will be really cook to battle friends with my pokemans
>download it and realize its some fucking staring at your phone all day app
>see this thread
>realize I am nearly 30 and delete it
>>80556276
Dude, unless you're as pretty as I am, you have to make your intentions known from the start. Girls love hip ass shit like pokemon. She probably likes you as a friend, but you can't be friends with her because youll drive yourself mental with that eager willy of yours.
>>80556402
> tfw nobody seemed to prefer the superior pic related to shitty Pokemon Red/Blue
I hated this generation then and I hate it now.
Turns out that this app is getting people laid!
>>80549834
Did you break her bike or is she trying to look at your poke balls?
>>80561226
I have a GBA emu and Emerald 386 on my phone to get my pokeymen fix, if I have the luck of running into someone with the same emulator we can even simulate a link cable by bluetooth
>>80549044
This game is a good ice breaker for meeting people.
I met a couple of guys playing it today. I told the red team one to fuck off, but the other guy was cool.
>>80549436
>DS
It's your fucking bedtime.
>>80550818
Red.
That bitch looks hot as hell
>>80556402
>nostalgia
>game boy color
Fuck off kid.
>>80561531
And since the likelyhood is highest of that dude being a fat neckbeard weeb who is also starting at his phone playing a 15 year old video game, then it's meant to be.
>>80552888
"pokemon are stronger than humans"
Projecting your cuck fetish? :))?
Pokemon are tools to be studied and use, blue team, bitches.
>>80553958
I am angry.
Angry about kikes.
>>80549044
As a manager, if I catch anyone playing that fucking game at work, I will fire their fucking arse out the door.
Meanwhile, I'll be working on my startup at my desk.
pic related is my captcha, wtf
>>80550603
>2012
>still playing kikerunner
>>80561797
>And since the likelyhood is highest of that dude being a fat neckbeard weeb who is also starting at his phone playing a 15 year old video game, then it's meant to be.
nah, it's actually old friends I tricked into it. Every normie around me played up until ruby sapphire, pulling the nostalgia strings is really easy.
