"Help me, Hillary Clinton is holding my family hostage."
t. James Cromey
>>80519829
bump
>>80519829
is this legit ahahha
>>80519829
We shat on Comey but in the end he had his reasons
Well?
What the fuck do we do now?
What CAN we do with this information?
Anybody with a plan?
>>80519829
this is so fucking weird to think about the person who decides to input that text
makes me wonder how many other ciphers he checked for
>replying on Gematria to write a plea for help
You can run that number though that fucking thing and eventually get "Niggers fuck suck dick fag."
>>80521789
>2322 returns "HELP ME..."
gematria maps strings to numbers. it does not map numbers to strings. in fact, the whole point of gematria is that different strings collide with the same numbers, thereby implying some kind of mystic syncretism
2322 does not "encode" or "return" that message. rather, that message encodes to 2322, and it's not one-to-one or reversible.
all a conspiracy nutjob has to do is try ominous messages until he finds one that maps to some number that can be mystically associated with Comey. since the email provides no shortage of potential numbers (words, lines count, etc.) this is trivial
The code is absolute bullshit, but someone in government did threaten his family, going on a long tirade about how much Comey's statements about his family mean to everyone.
Now that we know wont they kill Comeys family for sure? Shouldve kept this secret.
>>80523017
How many result in a fully comprehensible and relevant to the topic at hand message?
>>80519829
This laughable. You nutjobs are funny. Keep up the good entertainment.
There was a guy who was videotaped while a prisoner of some gooks and he blinked out in Morse code "I'm being tortured" or something. Watch any videos of this guy, he might have more hidden messages.
>>80523693
>>80523298
>>80523144
>$.03 has been deposited in your account
>>80523767
Fucking this.
Everyone go watch the videos of him speaking and check
>>80523767
He blinked out "SOS" in Morse code
>>80524307
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeremiah_Denton
He blinked out T-O-R-T-U-R-E
>>80524307
Cite your sources anon
>>80519829
Why would i want a capable smart person to be the president of the US?
A moron like Trump is worthless compared to Hillary.
Also nice one, the retard made a family but also wants to be director of the fbi xD
retards
>>80519829
BUMP
She should probably send the finger of his wife to him as a punishment because he implied stuff
I swear /pol/ is the most autistic board by far.
I can't even tell if it's parody or sincere anymore.
10/10, haven't laughed this hard at a thread in years.
>>80524700
>dubs
>wew
Is Kek among us?
Comey got himself a political favor for later. That's all.
>>80523017
YOU FAG
Pic related
>>80519829
#Comey2016
Type "666"
Its bullshit
>>80524466
>implying like nobody knew this when he recommended no charges
i can no longer tell if people are just being chucklefucks or if the sheer amount of happenings is causing some to have mental breakdowns
hes still a massive pussy for not just coming out and saying that. hes an fbi director, everyone would believe him and shed be fucked
>>80523917
but he's fucking right
>>80525289
What does that mean, I don't get it, you can't see his eyes.
>>80525464
Life ain't a Hollywood movie, anonfag...
Step into his shoes for a second.
>tfw even my mom, who has openly supported Hillary for several years is in full agreeing that she's a criminal and shouldn't be trusted as president
She's still not on board for Trump sadly, but stopping Hillary is more important than Trump winning in the long run.
>>80525464
If he does, his family could dissapear in a 'accident'
>>80525776
tell her to vote third party like green. -1 for hillary is +1 for trump
>>80523017
Exactly, it just stores whatever phrases are most input. Its a creepy coincidence, but all this attention seems like misdirection for spergs to eat up.
>>80524853
I'd rather live in a US occupied by Vlad than under Hillary Clinton tbqh
>>80526079
so at least he would finally put a stop to her criminal ways. i lost all respect for him
>>80525628
she comparing the two, both conered men trying to send out a coded message their captors wond notice.
>>80519829
1488 in Jewish Gematria translates to The White House....woah. Also check these dubs
time to lay this weak joke to rest
>>80526155
>>80526841
fuck off
>>80519829
you fools , this just sealed his families fate,, gg comey
>>80519829
Nice disinfo.
>>80519829
Watching this spread makes me feel like a proud father watching his only son that made it.
>>80522922
I tried like 20 different variations before I found one that was close to the word count of his transcript.
I think the first one I tried was "I'm sorry America, she has my family."
>>80519829
I hope all you guys know this gematria calculator is complete bullshit. Look what pops up when you type in 666.
>>80527823
Damnit. I really wanted to believe. Is there a non-bullshit calculator online? Is it easy to do myself with pen and paper?
>>80528116
There's over a dozen ways to calculate gematria alone according to wikipedia, so probably not. Give it a shot if you want to though.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gematria#Methods
>>80519829
You probably have schizophrenia. Go seek a doctor. I'm serious.