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ylyl How do you get a jewish girl's number?
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ylyl

How do you get a jewish girl's number?
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Check her wrist
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>>80505762
Lol

What's better than sending the first black man into space?
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>>80505981
sending them all

why do jews get circumsized?
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>>80506071
jew ladies can't resist anything half off

drop a nigger and a spic from a tree, who hits the ground first
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>>80505415
you take the poo to the loo
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How does a jew make coffee?
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>>80506673
hebrews it
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>>80507030
stop googling the questions shitlord
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>>80506230
Who cares.
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>>80506230
Neither
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>>80507148
I don't
I have all this shit memorized you shit nigger
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>>80507363
All right then, faggot.

How do you pick up jewish chicks?
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When Hitler dies he goes to hell. Satan is happy to see him and says "Adolf I got something awesome to show you" he snaps his fingers and a large frying pan appears. He snaps his fingers again and a bunch of Jews fall into the pan and burn to a crisp. Hitler says "mein sides, that was great. Do it again " Satan snaps his fingers again. And more Jews fall in and burn to a crisp. Hitler, laughing his arsch off says "one more time". Satan snaps his fingers again and a bunch of Mexicans fall into the pan. Hitler says "hey man what gives?" And Satan replies "cmon Adolf every once in awhile you gotta grease the pan"
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>>80507716
With a dust pan?
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>>80506230
Is it the spic? Cuz the nigger is tied to the tree by his neck
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The song of the National Jewish Bird?

Cheap cheap cheap
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>>80507759
i cant breathe
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Why cant you trace a shitting indian? Because everyone shits on the street
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>>80508126
Neither can Jews in mustard gas.
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>>80508225
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>>80506230
Neither, that's why it's called a hanging.

Why does Tylenol have cotton in their bottles?
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>>80508195
I always imagine Indians as like a weird snail leaving trails of shit.
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>>80505415
kek
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>>80505415
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>>80508341
So the niggers don't steal it?
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>>80508341
>>80508435
So they remember they picked cotton before they dealt drugs.
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Keeping thread alive
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>>80508412
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>>80508772
damn. That night as a boner fide homocaust
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>words
zero dollars
>OP image
five seconds in google
>replies
countless

>my reaction
priceless

There are some replies that honest threads can not buy. For everything else, there's bait.
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>>80508854
Glad you liked it, it's OC.
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>>80508412
Canadian strawman would never make that argument.
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>>80508225
Zyklon b =/ Mustard gas. Its cyanide you mong.
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>>80509605
Don't you have a bull to prep Sven?
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>>80509549
Point proven right here, folks.
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>>80507716
god damn come up with jokes that haven't been told eleventy billion times already
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>>80508999
Man, this was too close to the trooth!!
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>>80508412
oh man I totally started a thread like that
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>>80510237
Fuck, first time I really laugh in one of these threads since the early /b/ years.

Congrats!

Sorry, no image reply.
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>>80509894
All right, take this

How many russians does it take to change a lightbulb?
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>>80510568
Is it up now?
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>>80509434
heh.
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>>80505415
MOST HATED COUNTRY ON /POL/
strawpoll.me/10713853

MOST HATED COUNTRY ON /POL/
strawpoll DOT me SLASH 10713853

MOST HATED COUNTRY ON /POL/
strawpoll DOT me SLASH 10713853

MOST HATED COUNTRY ON /POL/
strawpoll.me/10713853

MOST HATED COUNTRY ON /POL/
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>>80510625
One. They hold the lightbulb while drinking vodka until the room starts spinning.
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>>80507238
How the fuck do you have internet in your shithole?
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>>80510568
a
fucking
leaf
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>>80508772
>BAN ASSAULT DILDOS NOW!
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>>80510871
Zimbabwe is more developed then your racist shithole
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>>80510871
He's a bum with smartphone, former farmer.
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>>80509379
me rikey
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I'm all out of pics senpai. Someone else should dump some.
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>>80510919
AHAHAHAHAHAHA STRAYA BANTZ, TOTALLY WANNA MOVE TO STRAYA' N PUT SOME SHRIMPS ON THE BARBI AND EAT EMUS AND KANGAROOS
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>>80508412

Sadly accurate desu
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>>80511059
>canadians handling the banter
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>>80509894
Fuck you, I didn't hear that one?
>>80507716
How DO you pick up jewish chicks?
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>>80511059
calm down cunt and get my cock out of your arse
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>>80510747
If ever there was a game that needed to be remastered in Unreal 4, this is it.
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>>80511439
Dustpan and brush
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>>80510160
he's not wrong
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>>80508412
I don't know how to respond to this, other than it's questionable whether /pol/ is really willing to find a woman with the purpose of proving more White children, and its the leaves own fault for becoming bigger shitposters than the Australians.

But I laughed pretty hard anyway.
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>>80511713
>How do you pick up Aborigional chicks
Walk around with a pocket full of coins

>How do you tell if an aborigional is sleeping in the park you are about to walk through
Yell, HEY AUUUNNTAY in an aborigional accent and wait for a reply

>How do you get aborigonals to chase you
Throw fireworks at them and yell Kacjak
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>>80511847
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>>80505415
what's the difference between Santa Claus and a Jew?
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>>80512300
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>>80512373
santa goes down jews go up the chimney
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anyone have copies of the Truly Tasteless Jokes books?
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>>80510160
Why didn't we listen?
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>>80512937
top fucking kek
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>>80510975

No its not, zimbabwe is such a shithole they don't even have their own currency anymore

Zimbabweans flee here to south africa ( nicest shithole in Africa but still a shithole) because it's so shit there

Poland is freaking sweet, went there last December
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>>80513828
Are you black? Because if you're black and went to Poland you must have been stared at hard because blacks barely exist in Poland.
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>>80514030
>Black
>Internet
Does not exist anon
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>>80508412
Here is a more accurate representation
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>>80514030
>blacks on the internet
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>>80512937
According to this I'm a kang
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>>80514730
also

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pq_WaA5Vneg
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>>80508010

came here to say this
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>88
That pic is hilarious saved
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>>80514231
>this is my flughafen-feuerwehr
>it wehrs feuer flughafens
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fucking bump
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>>80510691
Nope, this was a month or two ago.
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>>80505415
>How do you get a jewish girl's number?
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>>80508412
canadians are incredibly bad at shitposting, which is why everyone hates them. This image is a prime example of how bad they are.
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>>80510820
I kek'd hartiley
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>>80509583
He is a quitter; He's endorsing HRC the most corrupt politician ever.
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