Would making the office "dog friendly" and encouraging workers to bring their dogs to work be enough deterrent for mudslimes?
Like, they show up for interview, then I casually show them an office full of dogs?
Wrap everything in bacon.
Health and safety somewhat restricts this, I'm afraid.
>>80492249
This.
Go for something similar as:
>>80492171
Bring lunch everyday. A different recipe of pork, for free.
Set up meetings during their prayer time and keep on going with your meetings as they pray, thus making them unaware of your new procedures or whatever you'd talk about there. Giving you a valid reason to fire them if they can't keep up.
>>80492249
>Health and safety somewhat restricts this
Plenty of offices here allow people to bring dogs to work.
I know next to nothing about canadian law, but UK law would say you have to remove the dogs to make the muslim happy.
>>80492249
>t. muhammad
>>80492249
Ex boss always brought thier dog to work.
>Dog was chill and would sleep all day but hated niggers and anyone wearing at hat.
>Would bark at them before they came in and bit a guy one day.
>Nobody cared.
>>80492915
Canadian and American laws allow people to bring pets to work.
Amazon specifically lets employees bring dogs to work, and Google used to in their early years, but has stopped after their offices became really crowded.
>>80492071
Israeli flag.
>>80493045
Muslims are 4.11% of the population in canada. Muslim women dont work as much, you couldn't really be sued for descrimination unless your company has many empoyees, 100+, up until that number just don't hire any muzzies.
>>80492249
Dogs in offices work well for tech stuff. It keeps the employees happier and more active, and means they can work weird hours without dashing home to let the dog out at 4:30.
>>80493183
KEK and place crosses everywhere.
>>80492071
Put a picture of santiago matamoros in the door.
Do you have an HR department and who makes the hiring decisions?
You could always just hire the candidates you want if there's no quotas.
>>80492249
>Health and safety somewhat restricts this, I'm afraid
Fuck off bong this isn't in your nanny state.
My mom was refused employment at 7 different jobs that she was overqualified for. They flat out told her. You don't fit the minority quota. You wouldn't get along with your employees. We want Muslim men. We can't hire you. It would be illegal for us to hire you over a Muslim man.
>>80496414
does matamoros literally mean moor killer?
>>80499011
Yes
It's amusing how /pol/ talks about muslims as if they were some magical animal or something.
>>80499238
just animals, not magical weaboo :3
>>80499388
Praise KeK (pbuh)
>>80498759
I feel bad, but honestly what is up with Sweden?
>>80492071
Get some pot belly pigs. They're big, fat, friendly, and smart.
>>80492071
>>80499606
>>80499388
>>80499238
>mfw anime watching LARPers think they can fight Islam
>mfw all I would need to do is report your faggot ass to your faggot government and they would put you in prison for 'Islamophobia'
Stay mad kuffar.
>>80499830
Agreed. My friend was sold one of those micro pigs or whatever that is supposed to stay tiny. It grew up to be a huge potbelly pig but it's fucking awesome
>>80499638
cuck genetics, it's why Minnesota and Wisconsin have the same problem
>>80492915
>law
Does the government have any power over a private company's rules?
>>80498759
can't blame that last one
they're flatly stating specifically why they're not able to give her the job.
it's not her, or them, but the (((law)))
>>80492071
Why don't you interview them and say "sorry, you are clearly overqualified" and be done with it?
>>80499830
They look ready for bbq desu
>>80492071
I'm sure Muslims would just protest to rid the country of dogs. Owning dogs would be illegal and Cuckdeau would go kiss a Muslim's foot on live tv.
>>80499830
They look too tasty for their own good
>>80492071
Just don't have an HR department and do your own hiring.
Once you get so big one is necessary, hire only like minded white men for the HR department. If the government tries to say anything, say you hire the most qualified and experienced candidate and then ignore them from then on.
I don't see how here in the US you couldn't literally just do that, but I suppose it may be different in leafland.
it would be the shittiest office ever. sure everyone likes dogs, but do you want to come in on a rainy day to the whole floor smelling like wet dog, with strangers' pets shaking it off next to/all over you ?
not everyone will be a good dog owner and their shitty dog will bark all day and shit on the floor. even well trained dogs are susceptible to this, although much rarer.
the dogs will also wreck shit around the office and destroy materials. what about the dogs getting bored and bugging employees to take them outside and play?
shit idea
>>80492071
My boss is an ex-detective and brings his german shepard in with him every day. She has free roam of the office and tweaks the fuck out at anyone that comes to the door,
>>80499830
Pigs are the worst pets ever. My roommate had a pet miniature pig that live inside the house with us and he was a spoiled cunt. Would throw a squealing bitch fit at 5 o'clock every morning while I prepared food for him and wouldn't stop until it was in his bowl. They don't play or give affection. He literally spent his entire day in the backyard doing fuck all but eating grass. And pigs have the worst feeling skin ever; the one fucking job of a pet is for it to feel nice when you pet it. Their skin is clammy, and they have short spiky hair. Literally feels awful to pet a pig.
>>80492071
Have an office pet pig.
>>80492249
Lol if youre not serving food then I dont see how there could be a problen at all. You guys really do live in a nanny state don't you??
>>80492249
BRITISH ELF 'N' SAFETY GOV'NORRRRR.
Christ, what a joke.
>>80499851
>Imprisoning a transnigger hispanic man
Opression olympics ooga booga
:^)
>>80492249
This. Dogs are disgusting creatures anyway. Wouldn't even give a fuck if dog ownership was banned. Things would be a lot cleaner.
>>80501128
T. Brit pretending to be an Achmed for the (You).
>>80492249
Depends on the dog. Some are really good but poorly trained ones piss everywhere.
>>80501128
t. a faggot
>>80501128
t. (You)
>>80501128
Salam, Muhammad.
>>80501128
Ahmed pls
dogs are best bros
having a good dog around raises everyone morale i think
also most dogs dislike din dus and ahmeds by nature
>>80492249
My boss has 2 dogs and they can walk around the office just fine
>>80492960
My black pug hated niggers as well. Not sure how he picked it up because I didn't train him to do that.
I think dogs pickup on how owner's perceive the other races and they notice how different they look.
>>80492249
Maybe in UK, but plenty of offices I have worked at in the US are dog friendly. It is very common in places where white SWPLs.
>>80501128
I would let 10 of you die just to save one dog Achmed, for me you and your smell are more disgusting than the ugliest dog.
>>80492915
C U C K E D
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>>80502311
>>80492249
Just say they are guide dogs or something. I remember being in an office once with a guy who had a guide dog and was mostly blind.
Why do mudslimes hate dogs?
My dear head chihuahua is about ten years old, so in an office environment it would just sleep in my lap or a doggy bed.
>>80503385
Muslims are not human
>>80503385
their religious books say dogs are unclean. many muslims are disgusted to even pet a stranger's dog.
>>80492960
My dog scares off the Jehovahs Witnesses. She gets a treat. Big, thunderous bark.
>>80503385
Some sects believe they are hell hounds, demons. It has nothing to do with cleanliness.
>>80503385
Dogs know they're evil
>>80503533
The Quran doesn't even say anything. It's some shitty collections of stuff from some guys who pretended to be his friends like Umar and Abu Bakr so that they could control him
>>80503533
Dogs are unclean though. I mean their shit has so many diseases in it.
It's also dog owners tend to be inconsiderate and don't clean up after their dogs.
If they cleaned up after their dogs and stopped inflicting them on people, there would be no problem.
Keep it leashed, and clean up. You're not the only one who gets to walk in a park.
>>80501128
dogs are superior to muslims on every scale
>muslims plant bomb, dog finds bomb
>muslims rape little girl, dog protects little girl
>dog detect cancer, muslim is cancer
>dog hunts pig, muslim is pig
>muslim rob house, dog protects house
>muslim invade border, dog protects border
>muslim fucks sheep, dog herds sheep
>>80492071
Only if you bring your pet pig and it's an open environment.
Also it helps if you regularly watch gay porn in front of everyone and everyone acts like fags but I'm sure you do that already OP.
>>80492249
Britain this is why no one invites you to parties anymore. You're an obsessive-compulsive killjoy who gave up any notion of fun and liberty to feel a little bit safer.
>>80492915
simple, claim that you allow dogs as a procedure to not disadvantage or discriminate against blind assistance dogs.
Aren't dogs literally miracles of the universe?
How could someone dislike a dog?
>>80504568
This could probably work.
It'd be possible in the USA to have dogs in the company. Especially if you say you are a vibrant and modern company.
Also, consider having an Israeli flag and a cross or something. Make it so uncomfortable that they'd not want to be there.
>>80504655
They're ugly, they're stupid, they smell, they're annoying, they can't take care of themselves and they shit over everything.
I could also be talking about British women.
>>80492071
Or you could just keep a pig as a pet.
>>80504789
That doesn't stop you groping and molesting them does it Ahmed?
>>80504789
Found the muslim
>>80504771
or openly support a Israeli charity with company funds, like donations to Israelite families who houses were destroyed from Palestinian rocket attacks
>>80492071
We just don't read any resumés that have middleeast sounding names.
>>80501671
Based pug
>>80504771
there was a problem in Aus not long ago from mudslimes refusing to pickup blind passengers because they didn't want a dog in the car, which was illegal for them to refuse service to. They tried claim religous right but got full sad when the government stepped up and a said any refusal would be loss of cabbies licence and monetary fines or jail time.
>>80503842
>dog detect cancer, muslim is cancer
Fucking KEK
>>80504875
It would take a real sexual emergency for me to want to molest a pig.
>>80498759
Sweden yes!
>>80503842
my sides
>>80503701
>dogs know they're evil
Literally this.
A lot of dogs pick up on people's attitudes, even when they make great efforts to hide it.
Strangers who have ill intent under the surface set dogs off. And most Muslims are inherently evil and full of hate and malice. If they're true to their religion (or even attempting to be) then it becomes their very nature.
>>80503842
>muslim fucks sheep, dog herds sheep
Their hate for dogs suddenly make sense now.
>>80506105
I hate dogs but they never get angry at me, in fact they just want to be nice to me even though they're annoying me.
What do they literally mean by this?
>>80500985
In the UK we have cat and dog cafes
I dont know what bong is saying
Probably Mohammad
>>80492071
The office elegantly appointed in pigskin leather everywhere!
>>80492071
>living around muslims
kek
I'm just glad I can openly discriminate against those subhuman savages where I live. I might have a disliking towards some people, but it's just whatever. However, when it comes to mooslems: I will actively and openly hate them. I don't give a fuck.
>>80498759
If your mom is a woman she can still play the sexism card.
>>80492249
Only in totalitarian government bureaucracies.
>2 dogs in office
>one of them is huge
>not a single mudslimes on the entire floor of ~50 employees
Works for us.
>>80503820
Spotted the goat fucker, go back to the desert achmed
>>80492071
why don't muslims like dogs? just a western thing or is there some stupid shit in the quran about it?
>>80505629
Based.
Fuck muzzie bullshit on every level.
>no face coverings
>no special diets unless it's for allergies, especially when it comes to prisons (hopefully they'll just starve themselves)
>no sharia
>any finding of 'sharia courts' being held or 'sharia level punishments' should be prosecuted and the participants imprisoned/deported and all domestic assets seized
>no multiple marriages, even if they're not recognized, if it's found that they are religiously married multiple times they should be imprisoned/deported, even if the other wives are not in the country
>no calls to prayer
>no permits accepted to build mosques
>no allowances for ill behavior from 'cultural differences', if they can't fucking act right in your society, then they shouldn't fucking come
>no special consideration in sentencing, if they broke the law because of their 'culture/religion' then it was obviously intentional to the maximum degree and should be given the maximum possible sentence, no leniency
>no laws should force a company or private citizen to make special allowances for their religious bullshit and they should never be forced to hire them
The world is occupied.
Either you show up with the intent to respect the local culture and not impose any bullshit on them, or you don't fucking show up at all.
>>80506333
They know you're a softy and they can manipulate positive attention out of you whether you want it or not.
I have the same problem, most animals won't leave me the hell alone.
>>80506736
Some obsure referende of black dogs being hosts for devils or somesuch
Put a giant Ghengis Khan statue on the lobby and posters of him all over the place.
Not a Muslim, as you can tell by my picture
I fucking hate dogs, dogs are the fucking worst and fucking dogfags who let them run free are a cancerous plague on society. If I was the prime minister I would open up death camps for dogs and have the dog population radically reduced to only the bare necessities (dogs for blind, sniffer dogs etc). I may hate Islam, but it's completely right about those four legged cunts.
>>80492249
Hire someone with a service dog?
>>80506869
>>no calls to prayer
dsas
Over here, EEOC dictates your company makeup must reflect the surrounding community's demographics. I don't think religion is considered, but you might have to hire a couple of arabs, muslim or not, if they made up a significant portion of the population.
>>80492071
>Be floor manager at investment firm
>Make office mascot a pig
>Have pig busts drilled into every desk
>Employ guard dogs in the parking lot
>Bring your pet to work day every month
>Ribs day
>Christian crosses spread about
>St George's cross flags on my desk
>Never seen any sand people make it past the second interview
>SJW HR cunt gives me a bunch of written complaints
>This is how the workers express themselves; go tell the District manager or some other higher up
>She bugs the Christian district manager who laughs in her face
>Goes off to the Jew CEO
>She's gone within a month and nothing happens
>District manager made rib day a building wide thing last week
Feels good
>>80506736
Muhammad got tired of fucking goats so he tried to fuck a dog, but the dog bit his dick
And thus dogs became haram.
>>80506701
>Raise legitimate concern about selfish dog owners
>"go back to the desert achmed"
>>80493624
perhaps we should require all businesses to have at least one dog and one cat
we currently require them to have a black person, i don't really see a difference- it's government abuse of power either way
next up-
THE RELIGION OF PEACE
right there in the cubicle next to yours- no pork for lunch anymore- haram
Just had 4 porkchops for breakfast
shit was so cash
>>80492071
Just tell him you can't hire him because of female quotas and if its a woman ask if she is sunni or shia and state you have some employees of the opposite and you feel obliged to prevent tensions as it has occured in the past but they are too good to fire.
This >>80493361 and then start outsourcing to a daughter-company and so on.
>>80503385
Mans best friend.
>>80503842
top kek
>>80492071
Just be a veterinarian OP
>>80498759
yeah wow, that's sexism writ large
let's strip race and religion out of that situation-
>You wouldn't get along with your employees. We want xxxxxx men. We can't hire you. It would be illegal for us to hire you over a xxxxxx man.
>>80501128
fuck off Abdul
>>80501100
>tfw I could pretend to be all that AND throw in veteran as well
>blame everything on PTSD
Holy shit, I'd be untouchable
>>80500666
shut up satan
everyone loves dogs
>except muslims
if you want to you can choose to work at a dog-free workplace
unfortunately the same can't be said of muslims
>>80504789
u muhammad?
>>80507160
I think you take it too far.
I like dogs.
I like other people's dogs.
I hate being licked, it's disgusting, even though I get covered in all manner of filth while I'm working.
I don't own a dog because I don't have the time to give them the attention they need and I also don't want them stinking up my home or my vehicles.
I keep a tarp and small throw blanket under the seat in case I end up with someone else's dog in my car/truck (usually my brother).
>>80499830
So Americans minus the smart part?
>>80508429
>english is hard
>>80507868
lmao. yeah but that only happens with muslims so your
>liberal use of greentexting
is pretty silly buddyboy
-reporting from the belly of the beast in morocco
>>80492071
Or maybe make a day of the month an official and obligatory barbecue with pork ribs and the like as a must eat.
>>80492249
Plenty of offices allow people to bring their dogs. If anything, it increases workplace productivity and positivity. Go outside you limey neckbeard.
