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The city is forcing me to remove my mother from her home.
First of all let me say that I am a professional taxidermist and a very good one. When my Mother died 4 years ago I stuffed her and put her in her favorite antique chair in her bedroom where she has stayed for the past 4 years. The problem with the city started when I wanted to air out the room and do some cleaning, so I moved my dear mother to the front porch where she sat for over 6 months with no problems. The problem began when I put a tape recorder and speaker system under her chair in order to explain the Towns history to neighbors passing by. We were planing to sell Lemonade and cookies this weekend and hopefully make a little profit in this down economy. Now the city has ruined our plans and is forcing us to remove my mother from her home. Is this right?
>>80411486
can you use your taximagic to stuff for me a beautiful blonde loli I found during spring break?
>>80411486
You should open a nice motel, Norman.
>>80411486
that's some creepy stuff, man.
>>80411486
>referring to a dead carcass "mother"
>>80411486
Gosh, jeez. I mean this is what happens when you elect a socialistic Kenyan democrat to the white house twice. A decent G*d-fearing taxidermist cant even stuff his own loved mother and try to educate kids about the history of a their very town by putting her on the porch with a speaker under her rocking chair. Shame on us as country and shame on Obama.
>>80411687
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Based Ed.. they broke the mold my friend.. RIP in pieces.
Haha wow, include me in the le epic screen cap, r/4Chan!
>>80411486
i partially believe op. i believe that he does in fact stuff his mother.
>>80411486
Kek, quite funny, but you can't taxidermy Humans, they wouldn't look right
>>80411486
Is there a will where she agrees to be used in this way?
>>80411486
Pics
Oh man thanks for the laugh OP I needed it
>>80414988
The part where he stars stuttering Or kills me
>>80411486
Hey OP, is your first name Norman by any chance?
