commander and cute thread? commander and cute thread.
hows goed the development of /pol/'s first real comic? last night was messier than jeb bush
Stick to the thread in your board nigger, we dont want you here >>>/trash/3976236
if last night was a sign the comic is doomed anyway
>>80363686
i wouldnt say doomed really all they needed was some writing done for the first pages
Thanks for making the thread. The status right now kind of IS doomed im afraid unless i can pull myself up by the bootstraps and get to writing. Snat and Pech expressed concern about my disorganization and arent comfortable being ridiculed by you guys because i myself couldnt jot down a script for the beginning of the story for them to draw. All the blame should be on me right now, not them. So Im going to redeem myself by posting some possible ways to begin this shit. If you have any suggestions please post them as i am a terrible writer.
>>80366201
tell them to make random comic strip doodles
doesnt need to be good jsut throwaway ideas
>>80366344
Malayfag you asshole i TOLD you i needed help writing, now im all alone again until i can prove myself and give them shit to draw.
Will you help me make this thing a reality? Ill even give you the extra $50 giftcard alone for just helping me write. Your name will be on the comic with them and all. Please man just fucking help me fucking god.
>>80366657
>it's going to be written by Malayfag
Jesus Christ, this shit is more doomed than I thought.
>>80366657
you know that one time where i said im shilling a dead end?
sorry man, you cant actually use my services, there is no real way of paying me.
theres patreon but its really a pain because you have to wait until august for the payment to be cleared.
im only here because im curious what kind of comic /pol/ is getting for $100
>>80366747
Unless you and 4 other guys can pop up and demonstrate knowledge on political events and leaders with comedic effect so you 5 you can split the $5O into ten dollars each every month i am sorry but there is only one guy atm with any expertise in this field
>>80366747
alot of people have been asking me to make a taychan comic.
fuck you
>>80361811
A summary of the story or theme would be nice.
If this is just a bunch of Hillary Clinton (who was indeed hot in her younger days,) I'm going to ignore it.
If it gets into scary political intrigue, like Bill threatening to blow the lid off of the CIA drug runners and the Pedo Prostitution Service while Hillary expertly distracts the masses with "First Woman President" propaganda, it will be worth a read.
>>80366943
How about you ask around in the thread? Some people here may know how to write. I know I do.
>>80367013
People have been asking you to STOP, you autistic little shite.
>>80366657
>kid sits at a table near the cafiteria door.
>the food is spaghetti
>as he does to take a bit,e he hears a thump and looks at the doof in confusion.
>it suddenly flies ope and in fear he flings his spaghetti everywhere.
>loud patriotic music now plays as Kid Trump and his friends stroll in, his subordinates flinging fliers everywhere.
>kid at table looks at his after getting off the ground, covered in spaghetti, and reads it.
>its say the school elections are coming up and to Vote Trump, saying all the things he will do for the school.
>after Trump makes the rounds he leaves out another set of doors and as the music fades?
>BOOM! Hillary and her posse burst in with more music, more flyers, and all the normal nonsense.
>Kid, not wanting anything ot do with any of this, goes to one of the less used corners to sit in peace.
>when he sits down however, he heres a "h-hey." and jumps.
>Kid Jeb(or bernie) sitting in the corner alone hands him a hand drawn flyer for his own campaign while looking down meekly.
>kid takes it while grumbling and just sit down, staring out the window as he eats a piece of his lunch off his hair.
>end prologue.
>>80367132
you fucking pussyfuck autist are the ones telling me stop. i dont see your fucking face on my twitter bitching like a retard, only fucking here.
fucking pussy no life pos. go fucking hang yourself .
>>80366943
and APPARENTLY he just REJECTED me >>80366932 someone fucking help me please already. Gah fuck this shit i am tired of begging. Time to be organized. First of all im going to stop forgetting my trip. Second, yes guy >>80367132 I SHOULD pick some people ITT so if any of yall could put on a trip so i can start identifying you for your talents that would be great. Sorry guy >>80367085 cant give a summary atm but if you go to our trash board youll see the basic info of the setting and characters. Mostly it will just switch from character to character depending on the current events or past events that deserve a arc but my plan is for it to last till the end of days. And holy shit I am in love with you already guy >>80367355 the hand drawn Jeb flyer is the cutest thing ever. Please put on a trip because i like the way you were able to capture some innocence here.
Maybe this has a chance after all. I will still need more though. If mods delete this thread then head to the /trash/ one. I plan on having something to give to snat and peach in 2 days.
While we are coming up with ideas for the first chapter, i want to know which artstyle you are interested in for the artstyle. Yesterday was many people suggesting we use this artstyle from some other guy.
>>80367954
yeah sure ill help out.
how much you actually looking to have? a Chapter? 2? one whole book(to which id be curious how big you plan each to be)?
>>80368282
this one isnt bad at all but for pure CUTE i think the one from the OP works better.
that one i feel would work better if your looking for a more serious or slice of life angle.
>>80368282
However that artstyle shown in the Trump pic is not an option because i cant relocate the /b/ drawfag who did it. So there are only 3 choices right now. There is THIS style >>80361811 which i call the Dot and Shade, THIS style which i call the Disney,
>>80368692
and THIS style which i call the Tintin.
Here is a strawpol. Lets come to a vote which we will have the artists use for the comic : http://www.strawpoll.me/10704930
>>80368947
Dot and Shade personally.
>>80368947
>no "none" option
Fucking gross.
>>80368351
At the moment before we get into talking books and chapters i feel we should just look at this as a sunday newspaper kind of deal, every week a few pages put out there covering a certain issue that week or a past issue that could make a fun arc, every week the main focus switched to a different politician while it usually goes to Hillary and Trump with occassional exception.
bump
>>80369923
that could work well yeah.
>>80369923
>i feel we should just look at this as a sunday newspaper kind of deal
You damn well should. Start with short gags just so you can have some comics that are F-I-N-I-S-H-E-D. Progress to arcs as you get stronger, and have material that can act as a springboard.
Okay i've been depending on you guys for creative backup, but i think its time i add a little of my own suggestions to the mix. Dont tease me. I know im bad.
>first panel of the series is of a sign on a door that says 'Computer Lab', second panel is of the door cracked halfway, revealing a sideview look at a glasses wearing boy sitting in front a computer screen. as if this were a movie the camera is moving closer to him, the third panel showing not just a boy with glasses but a clear blue stream of tears falling down his face. Fourth panel is a close shot of the computer screen with a Youtube logo at the top of it, the fifth panel is a close enough shot to see the boy is pressing play on a Gary Jules - Mad World lyrics video. The sixth panel, taking up the whole next page, is a shot of the boy as if we were the computer itself, seeing him bawling his eyes out, but what makes this page special is the front view of the boy reveals a nametag that says "Jeb". On the upper righthand side of page is a digitallooking textstyle chatbubble with music symbols around it that read "ALL AROUND ME ARE FAMILIAR PLACES, WORN OUT FACES"
should i keep going?
>>80371764
could be good, add in maybe hes holding a note or something showing his polling numbers down compared to trumps or something?
so where are the artists? tell them to post here, do some reqs or sketches
>>80371988
thats the next few pages, after the "all around me are familiar faces, worn out places, worn out faces" page, the next page has a top half panel that shows a guac bowl and toy turtle next to the computer mousepad on the desk with a chatbubble reading "Bright and early for the daily races". The bottonhalf panel is like the top half but panned a little to the left of the desk where the guac and turtle is still visible but also a gun, with a chatbubble reading "Going nowhere, going nowhere"
>>80372645
hmmm...a gun might nto work for a "cutesy comic".
oh? a watergun? that way when he goes to shoot himself, all he does iss comically spray his face then he just sits there with his head all dripping and stuff.
that way the joke can remain without getting too serious into the darkness.
afterward his brother can come in and be like "hey why arent you packed its time to go home!" before slamming the door closed leaving him alone again.
>>80372591
hey you there you fucking faggot chink
>>80373071
damn, your fucking no life cuck ass is still alive?
good job.
>>80373408
your art is pure shit
>>80361811
Hey OP, little late to the party but I found this great site that reminds me of this comic!!!
Keep up the good work!
http://sonichu.com/cwcki
>>80373408
I finally made my meme in paint.
>>80373843
how so?
because your unemployed nigger loving somali sucking cuck ass said so?
fucking noisy bitch just go hang yourself already
>>80373408
oh shit, i stepped on something
>>80374044
this looks familiar
>>80373071
>>80373408
>>80373843
>Sweden and Malaysia going at it.
>>80374091
>>80374133
>>80374133
>>80374227
I just realized someone from Malaysia might not understand who Smokey the bear even is.
Its a forest fire prevention propaganda/cartoon from the US, from decades ago.
>>80374162
you know, i live in a shithole and even i can see how fucking pathetic this swede piece of shit mustve been to entertain me.
i guess for a shitskin to be in the spotlight of the western world, you have to find the congregation of the bottom barrels of their society = /pol/.
fucking pathetic
>>80367389
Here we see the malaysius faggoticus, a mystery of evolution.
The mystery, of course, is how the hell it has survived for so long on only sucking dick for 50 bucks a month.
>>80374389
no i remember someone requesting this in a /pol/ drawthread a looong time ago
>>80374415
The Malaysius seems to have some self awareness on the fact that it is poor, as it readily admits to living in a shithole. Nice work Malaysius
>>80374415
>>80373071
>>80373843
>>80374098
SWEDEN NO!
You must embrace the Malaysian islandnigger. Remember the 6 gorrillioan!
>>80374415
its sweden, all they do is put shitskins in the spotlight.
doesn't mean you arent spurging out yourself.
>>80374422
even bigger mystery is how a bosniak goatfucker is still alive in his 20's. you mustve still in school.
>>80374661
2bh if i see an indon sperging id ignore him.
i guess being a big celeb here mustve made these dumb fuckers to think im white.
see these shits?
>>80374651
>>80374535
literal bottom barrels of society. surprised their parents still allow them to stink the house.
>>80374758
The malaysius has spotted us. Due to having over 60 BMI and being 90 fat by volume, it doesn't have any defense mechanism. However, we see that it's primary mode of survival is just being unpleasant, from lashing out in anger and swearing, to lifting its head up, releasing a foul odor from beneath it's third chin that tells predators "im disgusting, dont eat me"
Im steve irwin, and this is National Spergraphic channel
>>80374415
I give up, your art is the best, does it make you feel any better?
>>80372962
Haha dont worry when the flashbacks of all of Jeb's failures is over, Jeb goes up to Trump after the school bell rings, interrupting the music he has been listening to in order to build up his nerve. In the tophalf panel of the fourth to last page of the intro chapter we will see a backside view of Trump walking with his posse down the hallway, Carson and Christie to his left, with a nondigitized chat bubble reading "DONNY!" The bottomhalf panel showing a curious Trump with his eyebrow raised. First panel on the second to last page would be a gun pointed to a sideview head of Trump, the next panel showing an angry Jeb saying "WHO IS THE MESS NOW?!". Third panel of the page is still a sideview of Trump but giving the barrel of the gun a cold stare, the fourth is a sideview of Trump lowering his gaze with his attention called most likely to the gunman's jeans, a question mark hovers over the bewildered Trump. The next page's tophalf panel is a wideshot sideview of the situation, showing a puddle at the gunman's feet and a yellowspot on his pants with Trump saying "Judging by the smell, i say you" with another Trump chatbubble reading "and is that a watergun?". The bottomhalf panel showing a clearly disturbed and open mouthed waste of life Jeb, eyes wide and streaming with tears. The final page showing a topdown view as if we were a cieling fan, Jeb curled up in a ball in the middle of the hallway and Trump walking away with his posse. A digitized chatbubble on the side reading "I find it kind of funny. I find it kind of sad. The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had. I find it hard to tell you. i find it hard to take. When people run in circles it's a very, very......"
The endcover page is of a black background, with white text titled 'COMMANDER AND CUTE' with a digitized chatbubble in the corner reading "mad world........"
>>80374528
you seems to be deluded as fucking usual. as fucking dumb as fuck as well.
i guess life mustve hurt all this time you're hiding like the fucking pussy you are
>>80375098
you're disgusting. i cant fathom why would someone in a first world would ever entertain somebody who's in a literal shithole, jesus.
either im right about /pol/ or you're just the very few outliers of this place
>>80367954
The fcat that you couldn't even think of something like this:
>>80367355
Shows me that this thing is destined to die quickly.
>>80375144
hmm, not bad.
might cut the piss part personally and just replace with more tears and a snotty nose, but thats probably more personal taste or something.
overall not a bad idea though yeah.
>>80375437
he paid. might as well see the output of his investment.
>>80375148
The malaysian still percieves us as a threat, and is on the defensive. Even though he is unable to move due to stubby feet and being obese, you might want to step back to avoid the smelly substance he excretes from his mouth. We also know that the Malaysius is one of the only species that naturally produces a psyche altering drug, which makes it thing that it's artistix and writing skills are above fifth grade level. We can also see that he suffers from a form of mental retardation from his earlier sentence "you mustve still in school." This could be due to him repeatedly smashing a rock against his head in rage after we showed him actual good art. What a creature, disgusting, but interesting.
>>80375388
Show us some of your art, i wanna see it
>>80361811
what are these things supposed to be
CHINGLE CHONGLE PINGLE LINGLE
>>80375597
Thanks, i made a typo. In that post i said fourth to last page then skipped to "then the second to last page". I meant to say "then the third to last page". Sorry for the confusion.
>>80375625
Malaysius dicksuckeris
I am so sorry
that malaysian is no chinese
>>80375655
show me some of that rope youve tied on the ceiling. youre gonna hang yourself eventually.
oh btw
you see that dumbass bosniak thats writing paragraphs of asspain? do you see me giving a fuck about him
his country is inferior to mine. hes a shitskin compared to malaysians, i ignore him. that's because im not a fucking bottom feeder like you.
>>80376013
can it be malays have the ability to be relevant in the global eye?
>>80376045
Here we see the malaysian using his favourite attack, projecting. He first talks about suicide, which he considers daily, but fails because the rope breaks due to excessive weight. He tried ship rope, but he was too fat to reach it on the floor. The second one, we see him comparing himself to me. He says malaysia is a better country than Bosnia. This is true, but the problem here lies in positioning. I live in a rich district with 0 negroids, while he lives in a poor village build to appease the local muslim population. He earns less than 50 dollars a month due to the fact that he has no useful skills. He used to like flaunting his art, but stopped because everyone recognised it as shit. After that, every attempt to get him to post his "art" has resulted in him saying that he "doesnt show his art for free", which is a weird statement because he should be the one paying us to endure looking at it.
Tune in next time on "examining autism, with Steve Irwin: The malayfag"
>>80375890
nah its fine.
the idea works i think overall. should work well enough for an intro piece to the comic.
a funny little one shot could be something like
>FBI "Student Council" member sitting at desk.
>Suddenly door flings open, he quickly stops his sunglasses from falling off.
>Kid Hillary enters all embarrassed, running up to him.
>she quickly pulls out her laptop from her bag.
>FBI kid is horrified that it is smoking.
>"m-make it work again, ive lost all my e-mails!" Hillary says while shoving it his face, still embarrassed.
>FBI Kid sighs.
>"its going to be a long day again isnt it?"
>>80376045
Nice butthurt there you yerrow shit
>>80376736
yeah just kill yourself anytime soon.
im only interested in bumping this thread since the project is being ignored
>>80366201
>>80366657
Like I recommended last night: stop fucking overthinking this.
You and the people in these threads keep going on and on and on about these bios and story arcs and shit. You haven't even made a single strip yet you're shelling out hundreds of dollars of your own money hiring artists and writers and talking about a complex cast of thousands in a multi-chapter magnum opus.
Sit down.
Take a deep breath.
And try writing down a couple funny situations for some one-panel jokes and sketches for your artists to work on.
They don't even need to be good ideas, they can be crap. But if you write enough down, you'll come across a couple that are halfway decent, and even a few that are pretty clever. Here, I'll even be a sport and repost some random ideas from last night.
>Clinton and Trump in front of a small group of students (VP candidates) picking teams for dodgeball
>Hillary with a panicked look on her face as she tries to discretely throw out homeworks with bad grades on them
>Trump with some of the other Republican nominees sitting on a curb. The others are all beat up badly, with Trump smiling smugly and only sporting a few scratches.
See. That's not hard. There's no dialog to write, no need for character bios or relationship charts - it's just funny jokes.
>>80376931
>kill yourself anytime soon
If someones going to kill himself today, that would be you. As a former suicider, i guarantee you, it will make you feel better
>>80377311
you attempted suicide once? oh wow, no wonder youre so miserable.
is my attention the only thing you got left in this world you pitiful fucking piece of shit?
>>80376972
guys right. start simple work your way up.
use the ideas presented here and in the last thread.
dont stress yourself out nothing good ever came from eating your own arm, literally or metaphorically.
>>80377513
attempted suicide because of your shitty art
Where are the guest of honors?
Those 2 drawfags should be here by now.
tell them to sketch some panels
also where the fuck is squid
>>80376931
Here we see the malaysian drawing style. While at first it looks like it was drawn by a 12 year old who recently discovered manga, if we look closer, we can see that it is not true.
If you l9ok at the eyes, you will see they they are asymetrical and poorly drawn. One looks like it is sleepy while the other looks like a cat eye.
The hands might look decent, but if you look at the thumb (or lack thereof), you can see that it is disproportionate and too fat for a girl. The pointing finger is also badly drawn as the knuckle is too large and the finger too fat.
You can also see complete lack of skill by looking at the clothing. The folds are few and all are just lines. There are jo V or Y folds, because the person who drew this has no experiemce in actual drawing, just watching shitty online tutorials.
The face is also horrendously drawn. The cheek is extruding too much, causing her to look like she was recently attacked by a swarm of bees. It is also too long, and seemingly expands right before meeting with the hair.
The other things are equaly shitty. The hat has folds on the top, which shouldn't be there as the area is stretched. This is not the mistake of a beginner, but that of a mentally challenged person. The rope is also shit. A true rope used for hanging by the KKK has 13 spirals, while his has only 6. This man is a muslim, which is why he is also very agressive. His shqding is also very poor (like him) because he only shades the hair and the back of the hat, also badly.
There is even more to say about this work of "art", but I don't think the poor animals heart would take it, mostly due to the large amoumts of cholesterol in his blood.
>>80377929
>If you l9ok at the eyes, you will see they they are asymetrical and poorly drawn. One looks like it is sleepy while the other looks like a cat eye.
I think it is meant to be that way, reflects the characters and makers unhinged nature
>>80378154
Naw he is just shit at drawing, the eyes are looking in different ways, she looks like she's retarded
bump
>>80377929
Why would you say such things
>>80378265
its pure damn garbage
>>80375890
Thats an adorable one-shot, thanks
>>80376972
Im surprisingly alot calmer now that i wrote up one of my own weekly oneshot just now, even moreso now that we decided to do just oneshots until we established all the characters to the community, a different one every week until they're all introduced. Theeeen we move onto an actual story.
>>80377927
Busy most likely, snat woke up this morning telling me to get my shit together first then theyll start doing drawings again so they arent just working on stuff that wont mean anything. However ill message them asking to get in here. Hell ill even get some /b/ drawfags in here to draw us some ideas for the characters so snat and peach have less to think about.
>>80378265
Another example of his shitty art.
Again, look at the eyes. He was unable to even make them symetrical or be in the same place on the face. A beginner mistake. Same with his ears. Drawn from a shitty tutorial and are just as asymetrical. The shading on the hair is just as bad as his breath, and invokes sadness in any artist. The shading on the clothes and the linework is amateurish and bad as well.
>>80378509
Prime example of why we don't give downeys pencils. The lips on the negro are badly drawn, just two droplet shapes. He has also somehow made Chirt chan look even worse than the nigger through bad proportions and extremely bad linework, to the point of making it look like it was drawn by a literal 12 year old. He also avoids drawing hands in any position other than closed bexause he cant draw them.
>>80378755
whats the tumblr of snat and peach again?
>>80378755
Again - try not to overcomplicate all this.
Nobody's expecting the great American novel here. I guarantee you that a series of political-cartoon style strips would be just as successful, maybe moreso, than some complicated drama narrative.
Hey some of you skilled art fags, can you give me some advice?
I wrote 3 books worth of comics when I was in middle school (just filled up composition notebooks nothing special). I was alright at drawing but whatever.
I can draw well if I put effort into it now, but I'm interested in animating. I've made garbage tier basic shit before in flash but that's it.
Any pointers? Places to get a decent tutorial? I'd be more interested in voice work but that would require purchasing equipment.
>>80378509
>>80379242
Cringey as fuck
>>80379011
snat : natalieccw
peach : squidlytea
>>80379011
The malaysius seems to have activated its lalalalalala-im-not-listening-to-you defence. He ignores everyone that criticizes him, so that he doesnt get more suicidal tendencies.
>>80379242
Here we see why he didn't draw hands in the last comic. These are liteeally 12 year old tier
post shitposts
>>80368692
I like this one for the rule 34 potential.
what the fuck? this art style is tumblr tier shit, the plot lines sound fucking cringe inducing and to top it off I don't even like Hillary enough to look at the real her more than a few times a week. Unless this is porn your piece of shit will flop. It shouldn't be in this board. I'm not joking when I say I seriosuly think tumblr will be more receptive to your ideas or lack thereof
>>80379817
Another panel, aren't we lucky to see such an abomination! Her ponytail looks like a rope passing through head due to the shitty shading, and the blood looks like shit because it is literally just a few lines and dots. The guy is drawn very badly, bad forshortening and overall anatomy. The panel also lacks any dynamicism, looking like it was drawn by a crackhead whos hand has been blown up by fireworks when he was 12
>>80379374
lets see you do better.
>>80379394
so when is /pol/ gonna see its first panel? can they do it before monday or tomorrow?
>>80380086
he paid so might as well help him bump the thread and give some encouragement to the project.
i just want to keep updated to the end results
>>80380159
i would willingly subject myself to a brutal authoritarian dictatorship and give up my freedom of speech if it meant I could see you dragged to the gulag
>>80380159
Literally evwryone here can do better
>>80380300
any money put forward in this project would be better suited going in a shredder. it will be at the least less embarrassing in hindsight
>>80380375
dont speak on my behalf im barely putting out comic strip jokes here please dont indirectly drag me into a draw off with an angry islander.
Moar christchan
>>80380369
how about killing yourself? you cant see me anymore once you're dead.
>>80380559
I didnt draw you into this. I am stating a fact. Everyone here can draw better than him.
Strange, i thought the Tintin would be the second most favorite
http://www.strawpoll.me/10704930/
>>80380159
Now that we know the format of the comic (for now until we're done introducing the characters through oneshots) i have a feeling they could have the Jeb one completed by next Monday realistically.
>>80380598
Yes please. This is my first time reading it and i dont see why people hate him. I mean sure he can be mean if you critisize him but i lm attracted to his character.
>>80380704
Projecting
>>80380796
I dont see why anyone would willingly share this
Jesus fuck this cancer
Why do fedoras get so triggered with christchan
>>80380750
monday huh? ok ill wait.
keep updated with the drawfags, post any new materials that they've done.
>>80366657
dude,, malaysiafag is literally your guys' version of chris..
this is fucking hilarious.
>>80380796
>>80381082
where them panels?
>>80381218
That is fuckimg awful
>>80381218
give me a short story ill make a 3/4 panel for you.
>>80362994
>that Carson oneshot
i wonder who could be behind this suggestion
>in trying to make goodfriend Trump feel better about his chances in the school election, Carson secretly grabs Hillary and operates on her brain, turning her into a mindless subservient lapdog for Trump's bidding. Things become complicated for Carson as competitive Trump desires the tenacious conflict between him Hillary again, not wanting to win the election in an easy way. When carson attempts to correct his wrongs by reoperating on Hillary, he falls asleep in the middle of every procedure, resulting in Hillary becoming a different version of herself every time, causing havoc in the school. She gets cured when she hits her head (just like muh anime)
>>80380000
more concept for OP
most of it is shit though, since im not an artist
>>80381397
just make a randum comic strip, dont have to be polished.
he already briefed you with the characters. try to get the feeling of their personality etc.
>>80380796
>>80380908
I want to see the rest of it desu pham desu
And you guys tearing down this Malayasian dude. Hes giving this shit away for free. And we need comics to move into the next level of memematic warfare.
This new comic will deystroy hillary in the minds of the plebs. make it and GET IT OUT THERE
>>80375098
Lägg av pajas
>>80381533
The problem is that if we let him draw our comics everyone will get cancer from reading them.
>>80381397
Morning peach! Sorry about last night. Some people have no respect. Thanks for sticking around. I really like that Tintin artstyle you did, others too. Have you chosen which one you will go with? The Disney is still my favorite atm
>>80381533
>Hes giving this shit away for free.
Free shit is still shit.
>>80381397
>>80376652
this one work?
>>80381775
Holy shit I am laughing! I cant believe you were able to criticize anyone when youbdraw like that, no wonder you're poor as shit
>>80381955
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, Holy shit that is laughably bad
6909
>>80382132
Is this satire? Do you actually think that is decent
>>80382132
o squid
>>80382237
>Being unable to draw a kickimg pose right
>>80366657
DO NOT trust Malayfag
What the FUCK are you doing nigger
>>80366657
You'd get better results having a monkey write for you
>>80382651
This is pathetic
Can we expect pantyshots?
I WANNA SEE WARREN'S BUTT
>>80382651
where the fuck is squid goddamit stop being gangraped by your co workers
when did christ chan become an a. wyatt man caricature?
yo peach drawfag something
ignore the assholes, this is /pol/, we got plenty of aspies here
>>80383010
she's a non cucked christian fantasy
shes probably amish or something
>>80383063
Well that is ironic
>>80383063
I don't think you comprehend the situation
>>80383294
stop saging the thread, fuck. this guy is gifting /pol/ something.
give him some encouragement
>>80383523
But it's shit.
>>80383612
warning given aint it?
theres plenty of reporters here they're probably speculating the thread
im gonna help him bump
>>80382548
See i could look past your medicore drawing skills but the storyline is just awful and it looks like it was written by an edgy 12 year old.
How about dropping the whole thing and starting with a new project. This time have a decent written novel before that.
It's bad enough that you are a gook trying to milk whites for money but you are also lazy.
>>80383523
I am black and if the purpose of the comic is to be offensive to blacks then it is failing.
>>80382836
Saw this in the last general. Warren is my favorite too. Cant wait to see Palin.
Also what other females did i miss? I just realized i forgot Natalia Poklonskaya but i dont really knoe enough about her other than she should be in the Russia school's student council, someone write a bio and arc please. I guess we can add Ann Coulter as a commentator for the school news bulletins.
>>80383879
Malay fails at everything so no surprise there
I'm going to honest, at least that maldraw guy's art is better than my "art"
>>80383981
>>80383879
Why would a nigger browse /pol/?
Are you one of those rare negroes who score 85 on the IQ test?
>>80384178
Nope, one of those rare niggas that aren't easily offended.
>>80383825
how about if you compare these to something?
lets see how relevant your opinion is.
>>80383799
bump
>>80383981
Name a Bosnian achievement.
>>80383294
More like this please. Itll help me fill in their bios.
>>80384353
Im croatian tho
>>80384513
Too much of a failure to make it in your own country huh?
>>80384744
No I just live here because the sea is nice
>>80384436
>>80384744
try to ignore salty posters from shitholes.
>>80384902
>try to ignore salty posters from shitholes.
Do you see the irony in that comment?
My name is Ivan. I draw this things popular in America. Very cute and sex. 100 American see more yes?
>>80384827
>sea in a landlocked country
hahahaha
>>80384902
oy peach where are you
>>80385091
yes
post more pls
>>80385096
R u retarded?
>>80385091
Sorry Ivy but we already found our artists for hire. But youre more than welcome to draw the girls in the comic though. We just have Hillary, Huma, and Warren's at the moment, maybe do one of Palin?
Reminder that the Malaysian is an autistic individual obsessed with incest.
>>80385091
post more dammit
>>80384902
Dude i dated a malasian girl and i know that your country is worse than Bosnia.
Just like bosnia it is filled with brown muslims.
>>80385787
Bosnia is full of white muslims tho
>>80385452
Hey, dude.
Your art isn't that bad.
You should just get a drawing tablet - the scanned paper doesn't look good -
AND A NEW WRITER.
I'm sorry dude, your WRITING IS AUTISTIC.
If you just drew, and had someone else write your storylines?
But all of this shit is downright autistic. No cleverness, just shitty, exaggerated memes.
Please, get a tablet, get a writer.
>>80385875
Your flag should read "SERBIA" if this world was just. Also, if you are a muslim, you are not white.
>>80368947
>anime site
>doesnt go with the moe form we picked out in the first fucking General
You had to ruin perfection you dumb nigger. enjoy your shit tumblr art by 2 dykes.
>>80385946
Well I agree that a part of bosnia should be serbian. The rest should be croatian and the other parts nuked
>>80384902
>>80385881
>your WRITING IS AUTISTIC.
welcome to /pol/ enjoy your stay
>>80384428
I tried mr producer san
you got a list who else you want?
>>80385992
can you shut the fuck up. you're scaring the drawfag hired for this
>>80386054
"my writing can be autistic because most of /pol/ is autistic"
I'm trying to legitimately help you.
Get a clever, subtle writer.
Stop pandering, create something that is liked by more then the bottom 1/10th of this board.
>mfw this thread is still active and the malaysian fag is still sperging out because nobody likes his shitty art
I honestly don't know how you guys think this will do anything but alienate people to the anti Hillary cause
nothing weirds normies out more than anime, except maybe the intersection of anime and Christian-malaysian autism
>>80386088
I mean artwise i think snat and peach will nail the models down but i appreciated the bio you added WITH the art in the Merkel one. Can you do more like that? Give characterization to them?
>>80385992
Friend, the future is this "shit tumblr art."
Webcomics only do well with this quirky style bull. Weeb-trash isn't going to do us any good.
We go with the quirky, "unique", tumblr style. It appeals to normies and youth. Look at most successful webcomics. They all reek of this.
>>80386240
youre thinking too hard. dont think too hard in /pol/
they hate hard thinking.
>>80386257
I like his "shitty" art. He's trying his best and I respect that.
>>80386257
Even when people LIKE his art, but say the story is bad, he spergs out
>>80386399
>>80386380
Why do you think the audience for political web comics is the same audience for modern liberal western comic art?
>>80385875
Sorry no buddy. You are often good people but a lot of you are brown, especially the ones coming to my country en masse.
>>80361811
God this is fucking cringeworthy. OP just kill yourself
>>80386599
Im white tho. Blonde hair and blue eyes. Skin kind of too white tho
Was reading the bios in the /trash/ thread and you KNOW Ben Garrisson is going to sue you for defamation right? The art teacher has to be someone else you unthinking faggot.
>>80386054
wait wait wait are you just taking freeze frames from anime and tracing them? because I think I can find this exact frame, give me a minute
>>80386380
Friend, I think you should compile a document for all this shit.
Make a google spreadsheet, add character names, add sketches, add bios, etc.
Then create another sheet, list ideas, compile, compile, compile.
>>80386433
Then leave, I don't know what your purpose here is when you despise the site (because it despises you and your shitty writing)
>>80386564
Because the purpose here is to subvert. It's to be clever and to subvert those groups.
Look at successful, tumblr tier trash webcomics, and the artstyles of their shitty fandoms.
They all reek of this.
You tap into that, they will be more likely to read. If it is subtle and clever enough, they will continue to read, and not become #triggered.
They will slowly start to lean more right, or at least float to the center.
>>80386564
why do you think theres political webcomics in the first place
>>80361811
Huma and Warren are kinda cute.
>>80386769
I wouldn't be surprised.
>>80386750
I haven't seen the bio, but it'd be possible if you pulled the meme Garrison away and put the real Garrison there.
HELL, I got a great idea.
Have two Ben Garrisons..
Two twin Garrisons. One is /pol/ Garrison, the other is real Garrison. They are mistaken for each other 24/7 and constantly fight.
Problem solved.
>>80386526
kek. hes a little spergy boy :)
>>80386741
White muslims are gingers.
>>80386967
Ginger is spelled with same letters as nigger
>>80381809
sorry it took so long and its so shitty, didnt have time to line it.
>>80386814
you do know 80% of /pol/'s regulars hates pretentious shit
these guys didnt even bothered reading watchmen
they like gomancho, simple shit like polandball and johnny bravo
>>80386380
I get the ideal, doing putin now
>>80385411
IDI Haхyй блять
>>80387075
Better then Malaysiafag by far. Just needs refining.
>>80387095
Whats the market, /pol/, normies, internet youth trash?
>>80387075
fix the text cant read shit
>>80387075
>>80387283
True. This one has a great aesthetic and style, whereas malay is just copying shitty manga
>>80386839
exactly. this is a shit idea that has so far been poorly executed
>>80387042
Wow, didnt realize that
>>80387095
>>80387362
holy shit, your sperging. Get some glasses you yellow chink
>>80387404
shut the fuck up, this guy paid, give him some room
>>80387362
Better then your text. You literally type it in post-drawing.
Peach's text works.
It blends into the style?
>>80387506
Hes blind. Thats why he thinks he can draw
>>80387075
but hillary knew the emails were getting deleted. are you trying to paint her as good?
>>80387610
>>80387573
you cant really pin me with him
this is invested ip
considering the thread's so slow and gains very little interest, ill be here rooting for this producer guy.
>>80387645
>Kid Hillary enters all embarrassed, running up to him.
>she quickly pulls out her laptop from her bag.
>FBI kid is horrified that it is smoking.
>"m-make it work again, ive lost all my e-mails!" Hillary says while shoving it his face, still embarrassed.
>FBI Kid sighs.
>"its going to be a long day again isnt it?"
just doing as he told me to ..,
>>80387095
>you do know 80% of /pol/'s regulars hates pretentious shit
You know that and you still post your shit?
>>80386814
Thanks for reminding me how bad i am at organization. Tried doing google docs for a project and it just didnt go well. However ill look at tutorial videos on youtube. Start archiving these ideas.
>>80386962
Love the twin garrisson mistaken identity idea. ill add that in there. any smart /pol/ lore is acceptable
>>80387075
So fucking cute
>>80387774
well at least we got something. anymore in the works?
>>80387645
The point is that she is a liar.
>>80387774
Just paint her as manipulative and deceitful; This is what she is in real life.
But that script he gave you is pretty sympathetic.
However, starting sympathetic and then revealing it as all lies will work better for moderates and leftoids then painting her as evil 100% throughout the comic. I guess?
>>80387610
oh boy, dont make him kill himself
>>80387565
can I pay you to stop posting
>>80386814
If the purpose is to subvert it shouldn't contain /pol/ jokes like Ben Garrison...
>>80387846
Friend, you want me to organize for you?
I've got a lot of experience with google docs and setting them up. It's pretty easy, but if you need help, just ask.
>>80387976
you know where my patreon is, go ahead.
>>80387976
I guess you're right, but nobody outsides of /pol/ will get these jokes.
Its like cartoons that have adult jokes in them. They won't understand them at first. Then, as subversion continues, they will come here and already be broken into our culture. Less newfaggotry.
>>80387075
top tier
i wuv it
>>80388125
do you really think anyones going to come to this shitty website after reading this comic..,
bump
How about we start hillary off as power hungry for some kind of good, but slowly go insane as she achieves more and more power untill its obvious its no good anymore
Alright /pol/, please rate my art.
I hope this is better than malaysians art.
>>80388125
what the fuck why would we want them to come here
that results in more posters from (((malaysia)))
>>80366657
I just learned about this right now. DON'T allow Malayfag near anything that you want to not suck.
>>80366932
He actually expects to be paid for his low tier work.
>>80388221
youre thinking too much. just do what you're paid for and youll be fine.
>>80388240
>malay grammar
>slovaks have better mastery of the english language
>kys bing bong
Fuck off you koala lumper.
>>80388280
abstract pepe
the disfiguration shows his pain
take the money and run. do not look back.
good morning /pol/, very tired, gonna study perspective + some more appealing art styles today, w'sup
>>80386380
>>80388262
Hillary should be good but it must show her having some sort of ulterior motive behind it which would slowly be bought to light
>>80388221
Then maybe we hired the wrong person.
If you think this is a shitty website and you're only in this for the money, you're probably gonna give us some of the most low-effort shit possible. Low-energy.
>>80388558
I hope you're not like this >>80388221 guy, we need zero demoralizing, anti-/pol/ types working on this. You can't draw the memes if you consider their source a toilet my friends.
>>80388666
well anon.... /pol/ is hardly the website to come for anyone well adjusted or normal
maybe to the check the news once in awhile, but /pol/'s composition is 50% threats 40% bait and maybe 10-5% posts about current events
the most we can hope is that people question the innocence of things
who would read a hillary Clinton fanfiction cartoon written by white supremacists and autistic malaysians?
>>80388558
post the studies, lets see em.
>>80388767
i've lurked /pol/ a bit before and i find the topics that i'm drawing pretty interesting so i think i'm okay? but y'know thats really up to you. i enjoy politics as a discussion topic and something that i can learn from so that's kinda why i found myself drawn towards the project
