All Norwegians have to register for the draft and then go for a medical and psychological check-up. Their motivation is screened too.
Then Norway selects those with the highest motivation and those best suited for the military and drafts them, regardless of whether they are men or women.
How is that not the very best system?
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Norway employs a weak form of mandatory military service for men and women. While 63,841 men and women were called in for the examination of persons liable for military service in 2012 (mandatory for men), 9265 were conscripted.[5] In 2015 conscription was extended to women making Norway the first NATO member and first European country to make national service compulsory for both men and women.[6] There is a right of conscientious objection.
>>80345451
No, we do now.
All who resist the will of our armies shall be smited.
>>80345451
according to nowegians on /k/ who served with women, this was not a good idea.
>>80345548
Stick to boats, it's all you're good at. Your ground troops have always sucked dick.
>rum
>sodomy
>the lash
>>80345548
>>80345451
women are bad for the military because the soldiers have to bond via ultra gay hazing games
They can't do that when there are chicks around
>>80345451
The Norwegian military is completely cucked. They can't even defend a single town in Norway should we ever get attacked.
>>80345451
Who is this repopulation station?
>>80345451
Women in the military is fucking stupid. The ideal system imo should be that of conscripting the entire male population and give each a 1 year training when they turn 18 + some occasional training.
You only mantain regular forces for specific tasks such as pilots or sailsmen.
Regular infantry should be just conscripts
>>80345451
what kind of elf is this?
>>80346176
>>80346634
Some random not too hot norwegian girl wearing conscript uniform.
>>80345771
>>80345669
Have fun when Hillary becomes your president you dirty spics
>>80346043
From whom?
>>80346043
BUT BUT, you now have cute girls drafted, so that will solve everything, no?
Women in the military is a fucking stupid concept.
>>80346728
>Some random not too hot
11/10 in Germany, m8. Average German girl in pic related.
>>80345451
the norwegian draft system is a scam to get cheap labor.
>>80346863
Amen. All they do is bitch about "WHY DO I HAVE TO ENTER THIS FROZEN LAKE NUDE LIKE EVERY OTHER CONSCRIPT AND WHY DON'T I HAVE BETTER SHOWERS!?"
Conscription needs to end, our standing army is pros who bomb for NATO anyways. Make it all professionals.
After conscription there's "heimevernet", a militia that keeps getting less and less funds every fucking year. I don't think they can even afford to do refresher trainings anymore.
There's no military in W. Europe that's worth a damn except for France and the UK. The rest of you are fucking pathetic worms and depend on Murrigoons to protect your anooses from Mother Russia.
>>80346043
the point of the Norwegian armed forces is to hold of Russian forces until NATO arrives.
>>80347043
So to counter non-existant threat?
Fuck it, I don't care anymore. Let them have it.
>>80347027
HAHA, Thailand. Bought a German communist flottilla in the 1990s and now uses them to fight "pirates". You people suck. Germans don't even fly to Thailand to fuck Thais any more because of all the Eastern European chicks.
>>80347043
>to hold of Russian forces
When will this meme stop? Russia has no interest or capabilities to invade the West. That's like saying Finland will invade Estonia.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oy6gJ-Ux1xc
>>80347088
You're a threat as long as you violate our airspace.
>>80347256
They will call it a great Ugric war for fish?
>>80347283
It is nothing like possible occupation or military invasion
>>80347303
"Ugric Brothers' War"
Tbh most women that join the military gets BS jobs like guard duty while the men gets the heavy stuff.
I knew one girl that recently became a sergeant, and she should've never risen so high even I was in better shape than her before she joined the military. She basically got promoted thanks to female affirmative action.
>>80347256
there is a territorial dispute about the massive national resources in the arctic regions.
this is of vital importance to both russia and norway.
oil & gas is everything. if you can't understand this your world view is very naive.
>>80345451
Not sold on the idea of women in any active military, but Norwegian chicks are high energy.
Last week some tall ships came to Toronto and one of them was a no-shit Viking longboat that they'd sailed across the Atlantic from Norway in. I only saw a few of the sailors, but one was pretty qt.
>>80347560
You wasnt informed that territorial dispute was solved during Medveden presidentship?
>>80346734
>implying hillary
>implying president
>>80347568
Did you finally get out of your mother's basement?
>>80347855
Uncalled for.
I did wonder why most of the sailors on a "Norwegian" ship were Swedes and Spaniards.
>>80347925
Cost less. We can't be a rich country if we rely on our own people.
>>80345451
>western monkeys
>best in military
Kek
>>80346734
Have fun with your roastie PM Ahmed
At least there's a chance we elect a man
Do they even do anything?
Military is useless unless it does something.
Let's enlist Turks, Somalis, Eritreans, West Africans,
Arabs, Balkanians, Kurds, Poles and Russians in our military! Such a fucking great idea!
>>80347670
sure, but the government fears that Russia will violate this treaty. they look at ukraine and syria and recognize the need to deploy sufficient with forces so that any Russian aggression would trigger NATO involvement.
>>80348273
A better one than recruiting them as police officers, which is where they do the real damage.
Not like western European armies can do anything anyway, their budget consists of half a box of potatoes and a broomstick.
>>80348286
They did almost nuke us after we launched a nucl.. I mean weather rocket.
>>80345451
If you're going to copy paste from Wikipedia remove these numbers "[5]"
>>80345451
Its actually shit. you should only draw physically and mentally challenged people, and other superfluous people. cleanse the gene pool
>>80348286
>Syria
>Russian aggression
Reasonable people can disagree on the Ukraine, but there is nothing wrong with what Russia is doing in trying to stop Syria from becoming the next Iraq or Libya.
>>80345451
No. Not even the Norwegian generals want it. They've said as much. They don't want a bunch of angry teens who don't want to be there, they want people who WANT to be in the military, people who are going to be there for years and years. They don't want people who are going to turn up for a year, do as little as possible, not give a shit about the training, and then bugger off at the end leaving a gap that needs to be filled by another pissed off, broody teenager who does the bare-minimum until he can get there fuck out of there.
Plus, there's the whole women in the military thing. Engineers, fighter pilots, surgeons, all these support jobs are fine for women. Putting women in the front line is just asking for trouble. And the only thing that would ever convince me that women in combat would be anything but a horrible idea is if all the women soldiers get put in a separate army so, while they may be objectively inferior soldiers to the men, at least they won't be getting in the way and getting the men killed.
>>80348286
Look at this brainwashed nigger. Fun
>>80345451
>All Norwegians have to register for the draft and then go for a medical and psychological check-up.
False, some can skip the meetup by just signing off a piece of paper
>Then Norway selects those with the highest motivation and those best suited for the military and drafts them, regardless of whether they are men or women.
Correct, since they only take in like 20% of them
>>80348775
we were talking about the purpose of the Norwegian armed forces. i am paraphrasing the official strategy.
i am not familiar enough with political situation to evaluate how realistic the threat is.
>>80345451
That roughly translate to
>We put an arbitrary measurement system in our judgement so we can recruit whoever we want regardless of objective values and even take money to recommend people
>>80348926
>False, some can skip the meetup by just signing off a piece of paper
I don't think that works. What kind of piece of paper is that, one that says "Hi, my name is Ahmed, Allahu Akbar!"?
>>80345612
This is why Singapore does not enforce women in military conscription; on civil defence and police
>>80348273
t. Enlist churkas, mambets, gogis and tuvans in Russian military
>>80349048
Norway is not worth conquering or occupying. Russia does not need heavy water like Nazi Germany did
i think every men should do military service
women should be forced to do a 1 year community service aswell.
>>80349160
Anything from i have no wish to join the military to mentioning you wear glasses, problems hearing, overweight, religious, i have a career that i find important."
>>80348775
Russia can do that. Putin is an unpredictable maniac. He used to be predictable before the year 2013. Then some major change happened.
>>80348401
Norwegian army should be for Norwegians only. Serving in our Forces is an honour to deserve. Our Forsvarets Spesialkommando, Hærens Jegerkommando and Marinejegerkommandoen are way more capable than Russian special forces. We need to reform our Armed Forces and get them back on track to greatness. Active military personnel has to be minimum 100,000.
>>80349460
So who is so stupid not to fill out that paper?
>>80349048
This make a point
>>80349424
No need, paranoid kid.
Just put off murican cock from mouth.
>>80349761
People who forget it, then the military guards come to your front door and you're forced to participate in their day recruit session at their center.
Sweden can invade Norway any time. Fuck them and fuck NATO too. We the best okay?
>>80347088
Invade Lappland, just think of all the Reindeer.
>>80349798
He thinks that out of societal convictions, not out of defense concern, I believe. Why do you behave like low-life bydlo?
>norwegian cucks worried about muh russian boogeyman
>meanwhile ahmed and mohammed is raping your children
>>80351203
>He thinks that out of societal convictions
kek
>to be dumb sausage army goy
>die for murica again in ww3
yes, this is bydlo
>>80349798
>Just put off murican cock from mouth.
This coming from a country with so many of Putin's cocks crammed into every orifice that you might as well just let yourself be annexed by Russia.
>>80351737
>ally of pathetic NATO warmongers and child killers noise
come on mehmet, belarus is clean and 99.9% white country.
to be ally of Great peacekeeping Russia is a big honour of course
>>80351367
Not everyone lives in Oslo, Drammen, Skien and Lorenskog.
>>80351890
And it is a great honour for you to allow free entrance to all these legal citizens of Russia to that homogenous country of yours.
>>80345612
It depends on which of the women they served with.
You can generally group them into three groups:
> I'm going to join the military police, so that I can get into the police academy easier.
These people are cancer, but so is everyone who joins the MP. Thanks to the MP having so many women, other battalions, like Signals had been told to cut back on teaching CQB, because MP got their asses kicked when they tried to bully them around. (To the infatards, Signals is also responsible for QRF, so they do actually have to know their shit.)
Then there's the cuntstain that is the field medics. They're more than half women and the entire battalion is cronically retarded. Like the MP battalion, they join because they want to prepare for future academic endeavors. Like MP they're cancer.
That's one group. Then you have the women who thinks that a year in the army sounds like a great idea for various reasons, either to grow as a person, get strong and fit, experience things they'd never done before (these are the girls that are usually not cancer), or because they'd be the only woman among 400 fit boys. (These girls are not so much cancer as an STD vector.)
Finally you have the rah-rah I am womyn hear me roar people who either learn that no, women aren't as strong as men, but that they can still pull their own weight if they bust their asses (This is the second type of non-cancer women, I had a tractor-lesbian sergeant who was awesome for example), and the other half wash out because the patriarchy makes it too hard for them too succeed.
There are non-cancer women who pull their weight, but they tend to be in combat supply, signals, artillery, and other supportive branches, and do things that aren't heavy lifting.
>>80351890
Your skin may be white, but you're niggers on the inside.
>>80352033
still better than anal eyroslaves
kekek
>>80351984
I live in russia too. never see a big problems in muslimes. ussr muslimes more based than shitty eyropoors
>>80346043
That was said by General Major Moore, who wanted to have more cannon fodder, as a way to discredit General Diesen who wanted to have more smart weaponry, and better equipment for the troops.
It should come as no surprise that Moore is an idiotic cunt (no scopes on the MGs! We didn't need that in 1968!), whereas Diesen basically asks people who actually are in the sandbox what works and what doesn't, and actually sees what's a good idea and what's not.
It's pure retarded propaganda and nothing more. We have the largest military in Norden. Finland have more men than us, but all their shit is rusted junk from the sixties and seventies, with the exception of their F-18 fighters.
Moore is an idiot, and he should be tarred and feathered for that retarded meme.
>>80351542
Where does he say that constipation is necessary out of defense strategy? How does "civil service for females" suit that narrative, illiterate ragul? >>80349424
>>80352164
A muslim lover to boot. What a surprise.
>>80346728
No, that vest is not conscript issue. It's Intops kit.
She's been to Afghanistan.
>>80351910
>he thinks the mudskins are contained to those areas
They are everywhere now mate.
>>80352223
>binar brain nigger detector detected
eyromuslimes and eyrofags like you still one sort of shit
>>80352231
Blitt noen år siden jeg var inne. My mistake.
>>80352164
t. cuckold
Yes, slant-eyed inbred Uzbek that can barely form grammatically correct sentence in Russian is more based than nationalistic Flemishman or Italian.
>>80352281
A little bit in Hedmark and Trondheim, not that much in the West Coast.
>>80352329
>Yes, slant-eyed inbred Uzbek that can barely form grammatically correct sentence in Russian is more based than nationalistic Flemishman or Italian.
of course yes. 90% of western monkeys are brainwashed paranoid niggers with lack education and liberal shit in heads. but /pol hitlerfappers not much better monkeys
>>80351994
Sorry för thehueflag but Im on vacation.
Almost exactly the same situation in Sweden. But we barley have an Army anymore since no one wants to work in a dismantled gendercompensating shit for pay asshole of a military. I was in the rangers during conscription so we had no girls. But the Guard platoon had to build a fucking hut for the girls to pee in during field exercise. Also they faked injuries to be let of field trainig. Soft cunts.
>>80352329
Fuck off with eurocentrism already, they'll never accept you, build your own civilization instead of sucking up to decaying ones
>>80352603
I'm Norwegian. Someone needs to serve our Realm.
>>80352481
So who's fucking your girlfriend? Rasul Mirzaev or Ramzan Kadyrov?
>>80347670
That did not really solve the dispute.
What did solve the dispute are the multi-billion dollar joint ventures we have together on autonomous robot-mining the ocean floor, and arctic oil and gas drilling.
Oh, but thanks to the EU we totally boycotted you. Now tens of millions of Euros worth of cheese won't be sold to Russia anymore. (The billions of Euros to everything else continues of course. And the visa free travel and work scheme continues too.)
The amount of Potemkin villages we build to convince the EU that no, we really do fear the Russians is actually kind of impressive.
>>80348561
Actually, the general staff prefers conscripts. And every year there are more teenagers that want to join up than there are places for them. What they want is to get rid of the people who don't want to be there and conscript the people who want to be there instead.
Norway is still a pretty patriotic place.
>>80349147
This isn't Italy. They mean things like taking electricians for Signals, carpenters for Engineering, mechanics for heavy vehicles like CSS and Armoured Escadrons, math nerds for artillery etc.
Basically if you became a chef, odds are you'll get sent to a ship or a supply detachment. Because you already know how to handle food.
>>80349160
Imagine if the Wehrmacht needed to conscript n people every year. But every year 2n people volunteered for conscription. Why wouldn't you want to just let the people who didn't want to be there just go somewhere else and be productive there instead?
>>80349761
People want to join actually. People show up at recruitment centers and try their best to impress so they get in.
was in the army 3years ago, the the women we had in our squad slowed us all down, which was nice if you were tired but shit only distracted some guys, the girls even passed out on a few ocations.. bottom line don't mix genders in the infantry if you want a decent army
>>80352804
posting from ukrainene, norfag here
>>80352792
Only me, my cyckie.
You never be in Belarus.
You can walk all day and dont see even 1 muslim.
>>80352792
Norway barely even trades with Russia, in what way are they serving you again?
>>80352922
Statoil. Protection of our financial and oil interests.
We are cucked. Our army is cucked, what little is left of it.
When Putin strikes he will rape us all.
>>80349759
Lol why are you even in Russia?
>>80352910
Minsk was a pleasant homogenous experience, I can't deny that. Although doing facial abuse on camera to local chicks in Re:Public was way nicer. Sent it later to their friends on social media.
>>80352971
Lol what? Russia is your main competitor
>>80353117
even insects can fuck. but you are hero=)
>>80353206
>main competitor
Actually, that'd be Saudi + US/you leafy fuckers and your tar sands.
>>80345451
I like Polish system.
>male
>turn 18
>go to the doctor
>get an A category (the most given one, also it means you're fit for serivce. You have to be a retard or an ampute to get something different)
>don't get drafted unless it's war
>People who want to join military still can, people who don't don't have to but will have to show up when the draft will be called.
>>80353206
Statoil is present in Russia. Russia is a very slow and lazy rival I should say.
I'd put my non-white baby in that girl's womb.
Can I join Norwegian military as an immigrant? How can I migrate to Norway? Are there any colleges or unis that provide English bachelor degree programs?
>>80356408
Highly unlikely, they're barely taking in conscripts as it is, let alone some random Russian fresh off the border.
>>80356408
Sneak over and get into an asylum, i worked with a decent Chechen thats been here for 4 years, quite surprised at how well he adopted into our society.
>>80356408
You and every other 3rd worlder.
fucking fix your own country and stop ruining nice ones.
>>80356408
If you are a citizen of Norway and only Norway, and are of the correct age, and the secret police doesn't stop you, you could.
It takes ten years before you can apply for citizenship though. So if you're 16 now, and move tomorrow and live in Norway for 10 years continuously, you could theoretically do it.
It's not very likely to happen though.
As for immigration, since you're Russian, your best bet would be to move towards the Russian border, and get your border resident papers. Then you'd be eligible for working permit in Norway. Enjoy your new wages of 1 170 rubles per hour at McDonalds. Yeah, I know, not very good, but you can live on that until you finish your Norwegian classes and can speak Norwegian.
After living in Norway for 10 years like that you can apply for a Norwegian citizenship. You should of course try to get a better job than at the local McDonald's but most jobs require you to speak Norwegian. So that will take you some time. Geting a Norwegian citizenship requires you to renounce your Russian citizenship.
Now you're Norwegian and eligible to apply for the military. Who may or may not be interested in you.
>>80356724
I don't want to be illegal trash, I want to go through naturalization as a normal person. Don't trust Chechen subhuman, those monkeys smile to your face while they have a knife in the hand.
>>80356883
>It takes ten years before you can apply for citizenship though
Thought it was 5, is this a recent change?
>>80356911
Thats why that Chechen moved away.
>>80356408
As for colleges that have English courses... good luck. There are masters degrees you can take that build on bachelors that use English. But Bachelors?
Remember that the Norwegian universities are free for all. And that we don't want 500 000 foreigners taking up space.
If you learn Norwegian first though, you can take any bachelor degree you want part time while working for a cost of about 3 800 rubles per semester.
>>80356915
Been that way since the Kosovo intervention at least.
>>80356915
Oh yeah, you can get a permanent residence permit after five years.
You can live here for as long as you want, you don't have to renew it every other year or whatever that time was, but you're not a citizen so you don't get all the perks. (you don't get to vote for example)
>>80356969
Don't you agree that Norway belongs to people of Germanic and Nordic descent?
>>80357003
No English courses for bachelor programmes at all? I'm 22 by the way.
Tfw at conscription now
>>80356915
>>80357072
Yeah i got them mixed up, can also add you only need to stay in Norway for 7 out of a 10 year period for citizenship.
>>80357161
>Don't you agree that Norway belongs to people of Germanic and Nordic descent?
I do but its beyond my control, im just glad that the foreigners that has been near me has been decent people.
btw I'm /handsome/.can it help me in any way? Institutional lookism and all that?
>>80345451
>long hair and earings
>""soldier""
>>80351994
>Finally you have the rah-rah I am womyn hear me roar people
>>80353117
>Although doing facial abuse on camera to local chicks in Re:Public
Explain? How are belarus chicks btw?
>>80345669
good meme burger, everybody outside of the states knows you only ever have success due to your tech, your quality of training has never been good and probably never will be.
>be British ground forces in first gulf war
>suffer more casualties from your """"""allies""""" who can't distinguish between coalition forces and Iraqi forces, than from the Iraqis themselves
>>80347043
Its true...
>>80345451
Yea this is a good system WOuld adopt for /pol/land.
>>80347043
NATO is encircling Russia but somehow *they* are the threat? Are you high?
>>80345451
As someone who spent 3 weeks in Norway as a Marine in a joint-training op not 3 months ago, the Norwegian military is a joke
Theyre children with guns. We are too but shit at least were disciplined when we need to be. it's like summer camp for them
>>80345451
Legolas?
>>80358276
Most people i know dont fear Russia, its the US and NATO that is aggressive, it makes me sick when Obama refer to Russia as an aggressive country in his short Brexit talk.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9S3KFSgAj0
>>80345548
>http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-36754515
>A ban on women serving in close combat units in the British military has been lifted by Prime Minister David Cameron.
>>80352186
We have more men than you by a VERY large margin.
The "old equipment that is rusty and doesn't work lmao" is a meme too.
>>80352186
>>80359922
We could probably fight all the nordic countries to a standstill at the same time in a defensive war.
Faggot.
>>80357161
No, Norway belongs to the Norwegians. (And also the Sami who live here.)
It's our land. We built it. We defended it. We created it. It is ours, for good or for bad.
>>80360056
No you couldn't.
Sweden + Norway vs Finland would end right quickly.
The Swedo-Norwegian navy sinks the Finnish one, and the entire south is bombed back to the stone age.
Then the Finnish air force is downed, and all Finnish war materiel is destroyed piecemeal, as you have no way of protecting your assets. After that the Norwegian and Swedish armies start marching over the border.
You would be unable to mass troops to dislodge these armies, because everytime you would concentrate forces, our superior intelligence apparatuses would allow us to bomb you to shreds with impunity.
You don't have the logistical capabilities to push into Sweden either, so you can't force us to act sooner.
If the Danes join, in your navy gets owned sooner, and they land in Helsingfors as well.
Your military is ineffective on a modern battlefield.
>having your women on the front lines
Whelp wee're dead
>>80345451
You can have the best military recrutment system in the world, if you don't have any nuclear weapons it's worthless.
>>80362156
Pretty much.
>>80356724
If you have an option to poison him, go for it.
>>80361840
Norway belongs to the Norwegians only with rare honorary exception for some Danes, Swedes, Faroese and Icelanders. Samis should be finally and fully sterilized. One drop of that blood, you are out.
>>80345669
>US marine training~ 11 weeks
>UK infantry training~ 16 weeks
>Royal marine training~ 36 weeks
SAS/SBS>>>>>>>>Seal
All you burgers have is numbers and tech. UK is one of, if not the, best trained individuals in the world.
>>80363303
>>Royal marine training~ 36 weeks
Austrian Jagdkommando training - 5 years
I wasn't aware we had a military.
>>80363123
>If you have an option to poison him, go for it.
I got him started on cigarettes and eating beacon, he already drank before i knew him.
>>80363386
>>80363386
He's talking about basic training, obviously Royal marines have ongoing training outside of the PRMC and the all arms commando course you goober. If a group of people took 5 years to complete basic training, I'd strongly suspect them of having profound intellectual impairments kek.
>>80357857
Probably because your country is over run by Muhammads
>>80363558
>If a group of people took 5 years to complete basic training, I'd strongly suspect them of having profound intellectual impairments kek.
9 month basic and 4 years specialization.
>>80363943
>>80363943
Pretty much the same as Royal marines except Royal marine basic is 7 months longer.
>>80363386
>>80363303
Add to that SASR
>>80363557
For fucks sake, it's easy as fuck to get away with murder in Norway. Just do it.
>>80346375
>Regular infantry should be just conscripts
This is stupid desu
>>80345451
What a beauty!
>>80363303
Aye we're good and have strong miltiary traditions, but we've had successive governments working for years decades now to degrade the quality of our armed forces and now we've got women about to be allowed into combat roles.
>>80364405
But i like my current apartment.
>>80364691
You are not going to jail, if you are not double digit. I helped my friend to get his slut of a wife to get ACCIDENTED 4 years ago, Police suspected nothing.
>>80364856
Yeah but you live in a country where its normal to do hit and run in broad daylight Moscow with cops not giving two fucks.
>>80365157
See
>>80352792
>>80352971
I did it in Vestlandet
>>80347256
>trusting rt
kek
>>80345451
>conscripted
>best
pick one
>>80369345
>>conscripted
Conscription is based for national defense. Volunteer only militaries are best for Empire building and wars of aggression.
Finnish defence forces are only ment to defend not attack, we would propably get beat by Norway if we would attack
>>80347256
>Be Finn
>run out of Vodka
>invade Estonia
>>80345451
What game is this?
>>80369640
>conscription
>high moral
pick one
>>80352231
Giving up her euro pussy to hajis, you mean
>>80371945
>What game is this?
Norwegian Battlefield 2035
>>80346804
Underrated
