Speaking to a large crowd at his weekly Wednesday Audience in St. Peter’s Square, the Pope said that facing Mecca during Mass could be the ecumenical boost the Church and the east need “in these dark times.”
“It is very important that we return as soon as possible to a common orientation, of priests and the faithful turned together in the same direction, toward Mecca, the holiest site in all of Islam. This will accomplish two things…first, it will be as a sign of unity between east and west. Second, when we kneel at Mass, we will not only be kneeling for Christ’s forgiveness, but kneeling to those we harmed during the Crusades, which was our fault. They will, thereby, act in pseudo persona Christi as we humbly ask for God’s forgiveness.”
Francis went on to ask all priests to “implement this practice wherever possible, unless of course you’re already located somewhere in the east, in which case, ad populum will be permissible.”
http://www.eyeofthetiber.com/2016/07/06/pope-francis-thinks-facing-mecca-during-mass-a-great-idea/
>>80340492
I'm seriously considering shooting this fucker.
And yes Polizia Postale, you know I'm right
>>80340492
This guy is the false prophet. We are close to the great tribulation.
>>80340492
This is a joke, right?
Apparently it's satire.
Well it's pretty obvious what's happening here
/Pol/ was right
Even your pope submitted to Islam.
So why are you resisting /pol/?
>>80340492
The Church is lost.
>>80340925
Because no sane person wants to pray to a fucking rock, you moon nigger
>>80340492
This isn't real right?
Haha, funny troll you guys, you really got me
>>80340646
Make sure to yell Allah Ackbar as you do it anon.
>>80340925
Religion is for fags
Only kek matters
Eye of the River is the Catholic version of The Onion. Nothing to see here
>>80341131
Tiber* not river. Fucking autocorrect
>>80340492
Can he make his Soros plant status any more obvious?
>>80340777
Check'd.
>>80340492
Can confirm. pope is irrecuperable.
When is he going to paint over all the art in the sistine chapel?
>>80341131
Ah, should have checked the source instead of sick trips.
>>80340492
Piece of shit Anti-Pope human garbage
>>80340492
Fuck him, blasphemer and agent of satan this pope.
>>80341086
This. meme magic is the only real magic
>>80341305
fuck off Francis
>>80341305
>Vicar of Christ on Earth
>massive SJW and Islam submission fetishist
How can papistfags even compete?
Ratzinger is the real Pope, this guy is just the PR Pope
>>80341305
R A R E
What's a cardinal doing shitposting on /pol/, anyways?
>>80341399
Wow. Roman Cucktholicism is TRULY cucked.
>>80340822
What makes you say that?
Their name pretty much shows they aren't satire does it not?
Guys. I can't anymore. I feel as if I am stuck in my very own Truman Show. How is any of this possible? It is too obvious. Everything always seemed so obvious to me. But people always acted surprised when I was right. Am I really surrounded by retards... I really can't anymore. The world is being driven into a wall of shit and the dumb masses think they are flying straight to paradise. I really can't take people calling anyone with common sense a racist or mysognist or any other 21st century argument shutdown insult. There is this big pressure in my head building up. It feels like a tumour. I am getting more and more stresses by the day. I am scared I will snap.
>>80341838
The OP article is fake, but I know this feel.
>>80340492
Holy fuck. It just clicked. This pope is the anti christ. It makes sense, in the end days the Church will be infiltrated by the enemies of Christ.
Repent brothers, repent and cast down this false preacher.
>>80340777
Sure makes ya wonder.
And whats going on in the world sure makes you think of Matt. 24:7
>>80340492
He is not a real Pope.
Vatican II.
It's fake lads, it's a fedora tipping website ironically pretending to be le christian
Will you faggots stop pretending that Catholicism is "redpilled" and quit LARPing as Crusaders now?
>>80340492
>ecumenicism
>helping Christianity at all
Pope, you fucked up.
What did he mean by this?
>>80340646
>>80340777
>>80340812
>>80340889
>>80340925
>>80341007
>>80341059
>>80341305
>>80341589
>>80341838
>>80341640
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>>80342096
ITS SATIRE YOU DUMB FUCKS. LOOK AT THE WEBSITE.
>>80340492
I hate Vatican 2.0
>>80341305
Does this mean the church is lost, or does it mean the pope after Francis launches the next crusade?
>>80342268
It's fake, faggot. Stop spreading your white nationalist hatefu.
>>80342268
Wait, shit, I feel stupid.
>Eye of the Tiber
>>80342329
Yeah, I caught my mistake a little late.
>Asuka
Asuka isn't even best girl. Pic related.
>>80340492
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK WHY DID YOU LEAVE BENEDICT, TELL ME WHY?!
I'm converting to russian orthodoxy, screw it.
>>80340492
>but kneeling to those we harmed during the Crusades, which was our fault.
>>80340492
that website is pure satire you know that right?
>>80340492
How do I uncatholic myself?
I had no choice in the matter when I was born.
>>80340646
WHERE IS YOUR EAGLE?
>>80341305
Nice flag, Federico.
>>80341305
jap nun plz, can you at least make francis stop being a bitch?
>>80340492
I legit don't give a shit about Francis. If I was a Catholic living in Francia in the 8th century, would I know about whatever opinion the pope of Rome held or what he was doing? No I wouldn't, I'd be worrying about my own parish and my own personal and familial concerns.
damn cuck pope
Red Pill me on how Popes are elected and how this fucking faggot got elected.
>>80340492
It's pretty sad that I thought this could be real.
>>80340492
ITT: Retards who don't realize Eye of the Tiber is essentially a Catholic version of The Onion.
It's playing off the call to go back to "ad orientem" masses, i.e. pic related.
The joke is taking an actual issue and going absurd with it. Thus, do mass facing Mecca.
It's a joke you fucking idiots.
>>80340492
>the best pope, made in Poland, kissing the Koran in Iraq
>>80340925
where's my kebab ahmed?
>>80340492
Fuck it, I held off.
Someone tell me the theological views of orthodoxy, I want to convert. Fuck Catholocism.
>>80341131
The worst thing is that it's not immediately identified as satire
It is entirely plausible for pope "feet fellator" francine to say this
>Francis is the first Jesuit pope, the first from the Americas, the first from the Southern Hemisphere and the first non-European pope since the Syrian Gregory III, who died in 741.
>>80347510
Fuck Jesuits, wasnt Stalin one?
Pope Francis is a fucking lunatic.
>>80341838
Make sure you snap Merkel while you're at it.
>>80340492
RIP Catholocism
>>80341305
Can you please give Francis a swift kick in the ass for me
>>80340492
LOL
>>80347491
its basically the same as catholic but without idols
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>>80340492
>this thread
Fuck is this some kind of 2deep bait? Are you all ironically pretending to not know it's satire?
>>80348481
>>80340777
Meh.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mosque_of_Rome
There was some opposition to the building of a mosque but much of this dissipated when Pope John Paul II gave his blessing for the project.
>>80340492
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
>>80340492
>“It is very important that we return as soon as possible to a common orientation, of priests and the faithful turned together in the same direction, toward Mecca, the holiest site in all of Islam. This will accomplish two things…first, it will be as a sign of unity between east and west. Second, when we kneel at Mass, we will not only be kneeling for Christ’s forgiveness, but kneeling to those we harmed during the Crusades, which was our fault. They will, thereby, act in pseudo persona Christi as we humbly ask for God’s forgiveness.”
This isn't real
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KEJSQYv-uM
yes its satire, but you are supposed to pray towards the east, toward the mount of olives
>>80342308
Do you really think yelling at the summerfags who love cosplaying "Neo-Nazi" is going to make them any smarter?
>>80348501
we are really in last times.
Pic reminds me of portrait of dorian grey. Makes me wonder if there is a portrait or two hiding in the vatican.
>>80340492
god is in your heart not from this faggots mouth.
>>80340492
>but kneeling to those we harmed during the Crusades, which was our fault.
from now on..fuck this guy
>>80340492
are Islam priests ever doing such things?
of course not. so why would he consider that?
makes no sense.
>>80340492
Ffs this commie bastard ain't my Pope. I am the ronin of Cathocucks.
