Megamillions jackpot is at $540 million, have you gotten your ticket yet?
No :( I did a survey at walmart. Maybe I'll win some money there.
>>80310436
ye, 5 tix with multiplier
BLESS ME GREAT KEK
>>80312978
story of my life....
>>80310436
What would /pol/ do with half a billion?
I think I'm gonna buy a ticket tomorrow.
Whats a multiplier, and how much does it cost?
Yeah picked one up while filling up the jeep earlier
How is this politics?
>>80313256
its not, its summer
>>80310436
None of you are ever going to win.
>>80313180
Good luck
>>80310436
Yes, I got my .0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 % chance to win
Good luck
Paid my idiot tax today. I was making my way home from the mountains and stopped in Bishop, CA and bought a couple quick picks. 25 minutes until any hope of wealth is shattered.
>>80313274
More like >>>/x/ really
>>80310436
If the winner shared the winnings we would all be millionaires. ~Hernie Panders
>Kek please bless my digits
>>80310436
the lottery is a tax on the poor hopeful and stupid.
>>80313422
A boy can dream
>>80313121
Open an abortion clinic on every street named after Martin Luther King Jr
>>80310436
>buying into the lottery
>when you have less of a chance to win
fucking morons
Of course I wouldn't waste money on lottery tickets. I'm not a nigger.
>>80315921
It's a dollar. Who gives a fuck. I've lost more than that in my car seat.
>claim to be redpilled
>pay the idiot tax
Fucking kek, it's simple mathematics.
>>80317473
Some of us can spare a dollar every once and a while.
>>80318043
that's not the point
These are the winning numbers
18 23 45 11 34 powerball 03
You're welcome
My favorite joke my dad used to tell me as a kid
>what has 3 balls and fucks niggers?
>the lottery
Thank you BASED Old man
>>80310436
If digits I drive to idaho tomorrow and buy the winning ticket.
Kek please bless me but its really not a big deal if you dont
Love you frog senpai