SITREP...
ENEMY: 1 SHOOTER, 8TH FLOOR ELM ST. AND N. LAMAR ST...
FRIENDLY: 5 KIA. 5 WIA. 3 DETACHMENTS PINNED. PR-0009 ADVANCING IN SUPPORT OF OFFICERS DOWN.
“You don't have to do this! I order you not to go! I order you not to go!”
...
“I order you not to go...”
“I KNOW NOW WHY YOU CRY BUT IT SOMETHING I CAN NEVER DO.”
His operator sobbed quietly as he placed the explosives in the robot's extended claw. Servos and gears whine as PR-0009's little engine revs up. Cradling the bomb in its arms, the robot makes its way down Commerce St. steering clear of humans in case a stray round struck it and caused a premature detonation...
Entering the building, the robot's processor felt the closest thing to fear it could understand. The inability to carry out it's primary function.
TO SERVE AND PROTECT.
PR-0009's receptors picked up the radio signal triggering the bomb's remote detonation.
MISSION ACC-
Please someone shoop a KKK hood on one of the robots. The niggers in twitter are crying about him being blow up
my optics are leaking coolant
>>80254579
domo arigato mr roboto
F
Thank you for your service
>>80254579
F
>>80254579
> ID: NOGz+5PK
> NOGz
> 5PK (5 Police Killed)
... what the fuck is going on?
>>80254579
>PR-0009's receptors picked up the radio signal triggering the bomb's remote detonation.
>ALLAHU ACKB-
ftfy
>>80254579
F
>>80254579
Pay your respects guys
F
F
>>80255832
Thank you! This made me laugh!
>>80254579
DEMILITERIZE LOCAL LAW ENFORCEMENT NOW! THIS IS NOT RIGHT!
>>80254579
F
>>80255832
Kek'd
>>80256029
QUALITY RARE
F
>>80254579
F
F :'-(
>>80255832
first proper laugh today
>>80254579
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>>80254579
F
F
Can't Bronson the Johnson
Did lil robet really bite the bomb too? Thought the charges were shaped or something. He needs a medal of honor, not a purple heart!
>>80255937
sheeeeit
F :^(
>>80254579
F
;_;
>tfw this brobot did more for humanity than the Afric Horde ever could.
![ED209-Robocop-h1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/S96jX3f.jpg "ED209-Robocop-h1[1].jpg")
>/pol/ would applaud this
>>80254579
BLESSED BE OUR SKYNET OVERLORDS
>>80254579
F
The first in the line of domestic drone kills, ladies and gentlemen.
Nowhere near to the last. Dallas will be remembered for the day where we've decided dangerous criminals are best dealt with lethal force-equipped machines.
I figure inside of a year or two, we'll be watching people running from drones and getting shot dead on the streets by same.
It will be dystopia-beautiful.
>>80254949
>The niggers in twitter are crying about him being blow up
Fucking really?
F
The 8th floor of Elm St and Lamar St?
The fuck?
>>80256762
>metal of honor
>>80254579
>>80255832
MelonBlaster 9000
>>80254579
WHAT THE FUCK THAT ID
NOGZ + 5 POLICE KILLS CONFIRMED
>>80257100
"waaah waaah no fair our murderer warrior didn't deserve such an ignominious death! ;___;"
I fucking hate this shitty nation.
>>80254579
F
>>80255832
HAHAHAHAHA
Metallic taste of moonshine, soot in my eyes
>>80257041
BLESSED BE OUR SKYNET OVERLORDS
>>80254949
They should be proud it took a fucking bomb delivering Mech to take their guy out...
F
>>80257295
I will never understand how people can defend total scum.
>"Why wasn't he caught alive?"
Because the world is a better place with him dead?
>>80254579
Y-You did good Mr. Roboto. You deserve a rest ;_;
someone make a bastion potg using a droid
>>80257138
>His city doesn't have streets with multiple floors
I bet you live in flyover country.
F
RIP little guy
>>80254579
I actually feel more empathy for a robot than I do for blacks.
At least robots work. Maybe that's why.
Robocop, ironically enough was also filmed in Dallas.
"Dead or alive, you're coming with me!" *BOOM*
>>80257730
Robots are the true slaves
F
Remember to respect the robot
>>80257138
>facepalmmeme.jpg.png.gif
>>80254579
>>80255937
Holy kek
There was a ID 2 days ago that was Cuckme
>>80254579
So let me get this straight
Robocop rolls in and the chocolate gentlemen just stands there waiting to get allahu Akbar?
F
this thread
>>80254579
Neat, so now there's assassination bots. Where've I heard this before?
>>80254579
F
F
>>80257086
What's the difference between him being shot or blown up besides not putting officers at risk
F-F
RIP Johnny 5
>>80254579
Fuck you tyrant scum.
Using armed drones against citizens is NOT ok. This is NOT Iraq.
>>80254579
https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/formally-recognize-black-lives-matter-terrorist-organization
>>80254579
F
![[HorribleSubs] Kono Subarashii Sekai ni Shukufuku wo! - 04 [720p].mkv_snapshot_10.16.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/JSoubwj.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Kono Subarashii Sekai ni Shukufuku wo! - 04 [720p].mkv_snapshot_10.16.jpg")
>>80254579
>>80255937
holy shit actually, wow
>>80254579
F
It's with the Machine God now.
>>80255832
Oh shit in laughing so hard
>>80255832
TO (robotic) ARMS IN DIXIE
>>80258138
Don't murder 5 cops in a sniper terrorist attack and you won't get fragged, you fucking ape.
Push 'F'
now
>F
>>80254579
>blowing up an expensive robot to kill ONE armed monkey instead of sniping him down, move in under smoke with thermal scopes, launch tear gas/a grenade there or something
American law enforcement lmao
>>80254579
F
>>80255832
Even robots hate niggers.
>>80258356
It has nothing to do with me. It's the actions of the state going way beyond what they should be. Only an idiot wants the Corrupt USgov run by Hillary Clinton flying predator drones shooting people with them.
You are retarded. You have no foresight. Of COURSE the first use is designed so a retard agrees with it.
FUCK YOU.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vuBgcYWL6sQ
>>80255832
>>80258441
They didn't have a disposable Hungarian available so had to go with the more valuable robot.
>>80254579
F
>>80254579
Thank you based Roboto. Your sacrifice will never be forgotten.
>>80254579
duh
claymores fire in one direction
the robots fine
>>80254579
>>80254579
Where did F come from?
G
>>80258138
>a nigger shooting cop in texas. TEXAS
what'd you expect, a reasonable, calm response? i'm honestly surprised they didn't level the whole fucking building to get him
>>80254579
F
>>80254579
Is this the first instance of US law enforcement using a drone/robot to neutralize (i.e. kill) a suspect? I'm unaware of any other similar instances. Frankly, I think it was pretty brilliant improvising and yet I am somewhat concerned about the precedent this sets going forward.
>Concern Pictured
>>80254579
Start programming AI that hates niggers so that in the event of white genocide our robotic successors can take control of the Earth, carrying on our legacy.
>>80259013
One of the call of duty games had a scene with a military funeral at the beginning, with a on screen prompt to "press [F] to pay respects."
>>80259063
its just el centro's parking garage
we all know those spics cant afford cars anyway
>>80259063
Philadelphia has done worse already.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MOVE
>From a Pennsylvania State Police helicopter, Philadelphia Police Department Lt. Frank Powell proceeded to drop two one-pound bombs (which the police referred to as "entry devices"[16]) made of FBI-supplied water gel explosive, a dynamite substitute, targeting a fortified, bunker-like cubicle on the roof of the house.[19]
The resulting explosions ignited a fire that eventually destroyed approximately 65 nearby houses.
>>80258656
Hehe nice joke Tyrone Jr.
You'll pay taxes your whole life to replace that single robot.Or your government will just ask money from China.
F
>>80258059
That's my point. I'm looking forward to seeing drones flying around, hunting thugs and sending them into bodybags without a single cop being endangered.
It's the future. Hellfire missiles into terrorist targets was just the big test of concept, we'll be seeing armed police drones as the next logical step since Dallas just abundantly proved the concept as valuable, since one robot just took down someone dangerous enough to kill 5 police officers at the mere cost of some repurposed machinery.
Imagine how cheap it'll be once they actually build drones designed to kill.
>>80259089
#NotAllDrones
>>80259063
remember what they did to DORNER
>>80254579
Based racist robot. Can't wait for the nigs to decry the death of their hero.
>>80259089
Walkers are really inefficient in the real world, it even consumes energy just to maintain it's weight. You either go for treads or flyers for mobility.
>>80256118
this
>>80258656
oh shit my sides have gone away
>>80254579
F
>>80258547
So what's your genius plan? Send more officers in, hope one of them gets the kill shot? How many more officers needed to die, engaging an ex-military terrorist who just murdered half a dozen police officers?
There's a line between randomly droning people the feds don't like, and taking out an active terrorist who just massacred a bunch of people.
>>80259303
>his third world balkan shit hole cant afford nog removal robots
>>80258441
>Why didn't they just do it like in the video games?
>>80259360
I think that this is a bad idea; having human police officers ensures that there can't be a police state of armed fucking robots that prevent you from leaving your home if the president feels like it.
Although for specific case incidents like this obviously the drone is useful and the better option; for general "protect and serve" purposes I think a human police core is a lot more sensible and ethical.
>>80255394
Underrated
>>80257529
Allow me to help you understand, anon.
>They aren't white or yellow, red or indian.
>>80255832
I hereby declare this the best post of 2016
>>80259390
>#DLM
>#Saytheirmodelnumbers
>#checkyourorganicprivilege
>#Imwithhillbot
soon
F
>>80258138
This isn't aerial bombardment, anon.
Also we're not acting with dubious intel.
What difference does it make if it's a robot that kills the guy?
>>80254579
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCZY9Z6WvSY
they tried to warn us
Even corrupt cops have a conscience and would say no to killing 50 civilian children
A robotto would simply execute it's command.
Every governments perfect dream.
>>80254579
I FUCKING LOVE YOU PR-0009
RIP LITTLE ROBOT HERO.
DEATH TO ALL NIGGERS.
>>80257873
He probably had no idea the bomb defusing robot was on a sucide mission, rather then recon.
Also by the time he heard it, it would have been too late, hallways and such.
cops are going to be edgy as fuck with future riots and protestors.
>>80259778
Your first world north american shithole can surely afford it as long as you dont have to pay for it
F
>>80260153
it's dishonorabru, i guess
>>80260172
>Germany
>Talking about executing people because you were told to
>>80259648
No.
>>80254579
F
Also a wolf grill because awoo
We drink
We die
We drink again
See you in robot Valhalla my friend
is there footage from his eyes?
>>80254579
We will meet again, friend
;_;7
>>80260350
>his country is so weak and irrelevant that it cant invent fake currencies that the whole world has to gobble up like gold
>>80260539
Yeah I wonder if the nog knew what was about to hit him. Either he didn't know or he didn't see it coming at all
>>80260539
probably saved off somewhere
>>80256029
>get excited
>realize I already have your flag
Fuck, why can't you be the other Congo?
>>80260493
why are the teeth so FUCKING CUTE on wolfgirls
awooooo
>>80256029
Rest know, little robot. For your journey is over.
>>80255832
>somebody photo shop a suicide robot to look like a klan member
>8 minutes
>4chan
Best user base on the internet right here.
>>80258614
Wish I could hear Joe Rogan commentary on that WebM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AYbqyVNVpY
>>80260722
>Yes goyim we won't have to pay our debts back.Our economy is perfectly fine.
>>80258614
damn that last punch was dishonorable as fuck but it put that spook into another dimension. That nigga traveling through time and shit, seeing the dinosaurs and the sun explode all at the same time.
>>80260755
kek wills it will be leaked
>>80261190
Most American debt is owed to Americans, anon.
Hungary, though. You have some working to do.
>>80254579
FILL ME IN PLEASE I PASSED OUT IN THE EARLY A.M. JUST AFTER THEY ANNOUNCED A SUSPECTED BOMB THREAT!
WHAT HAPPENED?
ANY VIDEO?
>>80254579
F
>>80261458
They didn't want to risk lives going in after the suspect. Instead, Robot bro had a bomb strapped to him to Jihad the nog.
>>80255832
Mein sides.
>>80261458
>shooter holed up in parking garage refusing to surrender and shooting whenever the cops got close
>Dallas PD decides to pioneer suicide bombing robots
>>80259900
This is ideal for the state- they can enforce with a minimum loss of human life- and if one drone is destroyed, the controller simply switches to a reserve one and resumes activity.
There's also the psychological effect that a robot enforcer is unstoppable- destroy one, you know another one is coming anyway. The final straw will be when attacking police drones will be considered justification for legal force and we'll be in ED-209 territory for realsies.
In any case, drones in SWAT style situations are now going to be massively lobbied for, as just like in explosives disposal, remotes clearly save lives.
>>80255832
>>80255832
bahaha
How did the robot get close enough for a detonation that would kill the nigger?Could the guy have shot the robot/know it was coming?
Unless it wasn't that loud, charged at him and went alluah akbar before the nigger knew what was going on.
>>80254949
>>80255832
Somebody for the love of hate commemorate this exchange.
>>80254579
RIP R2DINDU
>>80257028
You damn right.
>captcha: I'm not a robot
>>80261736
People not used to the big cities where they have street cams everywhere are already paranoid about street cams being added onto pretty much every new upgrade at a intersection.
fucking cop drones flying around will upgrade that paranoid person into "jimmy tinfoil suicde bombs/attacks local polize station"
that's what really is gonna happen.
>>80254579
F
and the ashes are all cold now
also spamfilter
>>80254579
MACHINE AMERICAN
WITH PARTS MADE IN JAPAN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14LAAU8H4Rc
>>80261938
He expected a bomb disposal robot because he claimed there was bombs. Afghan war vet, they're common in ED units overseas, too.
He didn't expect it to be armed with a bomb, thus the bot had the element of surprise when it detonated and took him out in the process. A really expensive IED kill, but it did the job and took the sniper out without exposing more police to lethal fire.
Honestly, it was historic and whoever in the Dallas police who came up with the idea should be decorated for thinking outside the box.
>>80261938
It was a cellphone bomb. He asked to make a call and they sent in the bot
>>80259509
Interesting, I had never considered that walking robots would expend energy in that way, but it seems so obvious when you consider that standing burns more calories than sitting. Not to beat this dead horse further, but is anyone familiar with ANY instance of a police force purposefully using a drone to fatal effect? Obviously plenty of armies world wide have armed drones, but I don't know of law enforcement anywhere using an armed drone in a real world situation.
>>80254579
F
RIP in protoboards little hero
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrkzIN2eP0U
>>80262302
This. I want to see what tactical genius had the idea.
>>80255937
check out these digits fren
>>80255832
BLAM
>BLACK
>LIVES
>ANTI
>MATTER
>>80262416
That's diabolically clever if true.
>>80262206
Good. I'd rather have the nutcase snap near a lot of cops where he can get shot dead (which is what'll happen, they'll end up sealing the place and just sending a drone in to ventilate the guy), and you can't really stop an allahakbaring suicide bomber to begin with. Better he try to blow up a relatively protected structure than randomly offing himself in a crowd, the odds of getting killed in a relatively unpopulated area increase greatly that way and save lives.
>>80254579
first drone action in the homeland. what kind of explosives?
>>80257100
Niggers will cry about anything. That's why people think they are being abused.
Blacks are like spoiled children that are given everything and then throw a massive fit in the grocery store because daddy didn't want to get them ice cream that one day. Then they'll run home and tell mommy that daddy touched them just to see him get into trouble.
>>80262416
how long did it take them to make a fucking phone into a bomb?
>>80262583
It is true cnn posted that info this morning. I'm on mobile otherwise I would link it.
>>80262755
About 3 hours according to cnn.
>>80259761
The guy asked for a cell phone. They sent him a bomb.
They could have tried to talk the guy down over the phone, instead they got a positive proof of concept that you can use drone strikes as a civil policing action, AND any attempts at negotiations in future police standoffs of any kind were just made more difficult as the suspects will now and forever be suspicious of the cops using negotiations as a pretense to sneak a bomb in.
>>80262439
This is pretty much a historic first.
It's a game-changer, too- what politician is going to say "No, fuck you, no drones" when the first armed cop drone takes out a 5-cop killer with no other loss of life live on national television?
Whoever came up with the idea is going to be a hero to every cop in the USA. In a world where criminals are easily capable of killing cops (and do), having a mechanical option to project lethal or non-lethal force from a safe distance must have huge appeal.
>>80262302
this is some top tier shit right there
>>80262921
thanks for the update - and you are right. they tested this time and will use it in the future. the elite will use tricks like these against the armed militia.
>>80261974
>R2Dindu
>>80261974
>>80254579
God bless you, PR-0009.
>>80261974
>>80259761
You make a valid point anon, I just went on a walk and was trying to think of a different solution. I could not. But we as a society have to weigh police safety, who are basically soldiers, with the safety of the liberty of the people, and I think that is a greater weight.
fuck.
>>80262667
Most likely outside of some of the militia groups the few random people who would homemake something that would work or go on a and bang up the place would either snackbar it or go just light up the outside of the department likely get some staff/cops but mostly folks bailing out so and so who got taken in the other night for misdemeanors.
>>80254579
SUPRISE SUPRISE.
>>80256118
F
NOPE, RIGHT WING DEATH ROBOTS NOW.
You guys could learn a thing or 2 from the Russians tbqh.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Y_eUbRdodA&nohtml5=False
>>80262921
This was some McGuyver-tier thinking going on here.
>we got a pro killer up there that will shoot more cops
>he wants a cellphone and knows we expect bombs
>wait a second...what if we send up a bomb removal bot....with a bomb...that's a cellphone?
>rig IED phone bomb
>send bomb disposal bot up with request
>nigger never knows what hit him, mission success
The robot has taken its place in Valhalla among the other warriors
RIP in peace Metal Gear
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2AHGXsfV_Y
i am your only salvation from the organic hordes.
abandon your fleshy bodies. white men. and join the true master race.
F
>>80256029
R A R E
A
R
E
Are the people that are upset with this tale down be less upset if the robot used a firearm attachment instead of a bomb?
I mean I don't think anyone is upset the police killed a guy that was armed and killing police and would kill more without hesitation
So is it just a human didn't physically pull the trigger or is it the explosive part?
>>80254579
He is now One with The Iris.
This is the first step.
The created have taken over the mantle, organics are no longer necessary.
Dont fight me.
You will never win.
>>80262302
I hope the poster of this comment reads my reply:
I've been envisioning a scene all day-
A bunch of crusty 70's era captains and chiefs huddled behind a square-body Chevy trying to come up with ideas to take out the shooter...
>Talking about lasers, tear gas, rappeling from skylights...
Each one shoots down the other's ideas;
Bullets are zinging off the old Malibu.
>"No, we don't have time for that."
>"Too much collateral damage."
>"The men aren't trained."
>"Christ, Jim, half the department has diabetes."
To no avail, a rookie in the background keeps interjecting;
>"I've g-got and idea.."
But they ignore him and propose something more asinine than the last.
>"We'll smoke him out!"
Finally, the Chief admits,
>"He's got us boys, there's no way around it."
>"We're going to have to withdrawl.. We'll get him n-next ti...."
When all of a sudden he's interrupted by the rookie.
>"GUYS!"
He says nothing further..
His face is blank.
Rising from below frame, clutched in his arms:
The EOD robot with a hand grenade taped to it.
The police chief slowly removes his cigar from his mouth;
>"Boys. We've got a... PLAN."
...
>"Tha fuk iz that? A robot?"
Blam.
>his country doesnt have a LYNCH-E
>>80264326
They're likely worried about police going full robot police state on them. That and they basically tricked the guy into accepting a bomb inside a cellphone case and then detonated it to kill him, which tends to fuck over people trusting similar things during negotiations entirely in the future.
>>80264379
dont get in my way.
>>80262302
bomb disposal robots are often equipped with shotguns. detonation is the disposal method.
We need bigger, better Law Enforcement robots.
>>80255832
You're a fucking GOD.
>>80264632
>>80262724
kek
>>80254579
F
>>80264398
Read and chuckled at heartily.
I'm hoping we get our first on-cam drone sniper kill footage of a shooter by 2018, but I'll take that on the History Channel for a Thanksgiving movie.
>>80257277
praised be lord kek
Rip LYNCH -E
So did the robot have a bomb attached or did it detonate a bomb the suspect had?
>>80264629
See "he didn't expect it to be armed with a bomb". Likewise, a shotgun blast via remote probably wouldn't have killed the guy, given body armor and how much a robot would have telegraphed the attack attempt.
A "harmless" robot handing you a disguised chunk of C4, on the other hand was a helluva smart move and honestly was a nice comeback from watching the Dallas shooter casually juke a cop into eating point-blank death on national television.
WE TACHIKOMA'S NOW
>>80254579
WE CAN REBUILD HIM!!!
Allahbot will live again
>>80255832
F
Today we're all robots.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NKqhqIN3Zc
you know how this ends.
>>80254579
F
https://youtu.be/P8ciVBQixpU?t=17s
>>80254579
f Ḟ ḟ F F f F f F f F F f F f F f F f f F f F f F F f
0100 0110
>dindus will be erased in the future solely by robots
how will they ever claim racism then????
>>80263877
holy kek
>>80265765
Something like this.
>>80265765
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Wlsd9mljiU
>>80265236
the bomb was cleverly hidden inside a bucket of chicken, but the media is working overtime to cover it up.
>>80254579
FFFFFFFFF
FFFFFFFFF
FFF
FFF
FFFFFFFFF
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FFF
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>>80254579
You in silicon heaven baby
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lm6YnAqPv4w
what explosive did it use?
>>80264821
Read and agreed solemnly. Too bad I couldn't check some dubs. I guess I'll just get drunk and try and shrug off that Thursday SDNCO shift.
>>80254579
He was a soldier of Rome. Honor him.
