Be AmericanGet shot

it's funny because it's true

>Be nigger

>Get killed by robot

>>80238824
This desu

>>80238771
>be a roo fucker

>shitpost

>be strayan
>get emu'd

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>>80238824

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>Be American

>Defend the right to get shot

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>>80238771

>>80239630
Thank you Sergei, you were our greatest rival and my fondest new ally.

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>Be Australian

>Get impaled on stingray

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>Be Australian
>Get facking boomeranged fram nawhere meyt

>Be French
>Die of a leaking asshole

>Be German
>Die of a leaking asshole

>Be British
>Die of a leaking asshole

>Be Mexican
>Die of a leaking asshole

All you fags outside the US either die from explosive diarrhea or submitting yourself to a violent rapefugee ready to culturally enrich the inside of your stomach

>be american
>get planed

>>80238771
>Be Australian
>Get dis.....

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