>Be American black man
>Get shot by police
>Be American police
>Get shot by black man
>Be anyone else in America
>Also get shot
>be American shooter
>go to shoot someone
>get shot
>be bong
>get beheaded in the streets with a stabproof knife
>Be a law abiding citizen
>Be crazy nonetheless
>decide to shoot up a kindergarten
>Legally buy a gun
>Kill literal toddlers
>Get shot
If the 20/30 year old kindergarten teacher had guns it wouldn't have happened
Is there a more retarded country on earth?
>a bong, a refugee, a leaf and an aquafresh enter a bar...
>>80208837
Yeah, it's called the Netherlands.
>be British
>get arrested for offending a brown person on Facebook
>>80211195
Good one m8
Surprised, you can still communicate with me. Must be hard with all that brain damage from getting shot.
Hope you'll recover physically and financially. Must have been really expensive for you to visit the hospital.
Sorry, I'll stop now. Making fun of your shitty country is really funny but also a little pathetic seeing how retarded it is.
>be me
>get shot
>it was just a shotgun so I can still do the shooting
Being shot is a rite of passage in this great nation. I lucked out, my incident was just on a bird hunting trip. I know some people who weren't so lucky.
>>80211224
>British
Not long until you will need to say "Scottish".
>>80208210
That baby has good trigger discipline.
>>80212224
Is bird shot really that weak? Where were you hit? At what range? What chamber size?
