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JESUS CHRIST THERE'S SHOOTING HAPPENING NEAR MY MALLFUCKING HELP ME POL


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JESUS CHRIST THERE'S SHOOTING HAPPENING NEAR MY MALL

FUCKING HELP ME POL
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Shoot back stupid
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r u ded? reply back if so
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meet me in the mall, it's going down
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>>80150640

anywhere you meet me its guaranteed to go down
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>>80150084
Do a flip senpai.
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>>80150770
:^)
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>>80150084
hold the camera still
holy shit
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>>80150084
post more pics you nigger
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>>80150640

Jesus Christ, I kek'd heartily at this.

But seriously OP, be safe.
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Catch some Pokemon before you die OP
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>>80150084
Tell us where you OP
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>>80150640
fuck
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>>80150084

Make shotgun noises while pointing your invisible gun at them. That'll scare them off.
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>>80150084
Tell us the city you mongoloid
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>>80150084

Op could you maybe get a closer better quality photo? Also why vertical? Such an insufferable faggot you are OP..
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Where?
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>>80150084
Tell us where OP. Tell us which mall.
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POST MORE OR YOURE A FAGGOT
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>image.jpg

k
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>>80150640
>>80150770
dirty souf approved
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>one post by this ID
either dead or shill
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JESUS CHRIST THERE'S A SHOOTING HAPPENING IN MY LIVING ROOM

FUCKING HELP ME POL
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You guys will believe anything.

Anything.

Well, unless someone with a PhD or the head of the FBI says it.
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SERPENTINE
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>>80150084
what did they shoot, aside from your camera?
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>>80151637
I laughed way too hard at this.
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>>80151637

I love you
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>>80150212
FIRST POST
BEST POST
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>>80151637
LEL
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>>80150640
Omg lol
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JESUS CHRIST THERE'S A SHOOTING HAPPENING ON /POL/

HELP
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>>80151637
Kek Supremacist
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>>80151637
Stay safe
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>>80151637
IT'S HAPPENING HE'S HERE AAAAAAAA
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>>80152009
Is this the newest meme?
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>>80151637
Stay safe anon
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>>80151721
I don't believe you
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posting in potentially legendary bread
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>>80150640
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90HUOD5b8EI
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>>80152009
CHRIST ON A CRACKER

THEYRE SHOOTING IN MY CLOSET

WHAT IS HAPPENING
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>>80150084
Bump for possible dead anon.
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>>80152269
Same dude
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>>80152438
He's dead already
F
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>>80152415
Orlando massacre
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>>80150084
1 post by this ID
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>>80152415
JESUS
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>>80152656
F
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SOMEONE'S SHOOTING AT MY DOG
WHAT THE FUCK
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So does anyone have any ideas about causalities?
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>go to mall
>take wooden building blocks with you
>sit at food court
>clap the fucking shit out of them under the tables after finishing a meal
>make a run for it screaming "RACE WAR RACE WAR"
>watch people go nuts running away
>slip out the parking lot before the segway fags catch up
Nobody gets hurt, everyone gets cardio, instant laughs every time.
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Fuck the race war, a ebin new meme is being born RIGHT NOW!
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>>80150084
You own a mall?
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>>80151637
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>>80150383
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>>80152860
STAY SAFE ANON

COME TO MY GARAGE

EVERYTHING IS FINE IN MY GARAGE
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>>80151637
looks /dangerous/
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>>80152703
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JESUS CHRIST POL A SHOOTINGS HAPPENING IN BIKINI BOTTTOM

SEND HELP!!!
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F
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>>80150084
F
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Holy shit... There is a shooting between my toes!!! What do?
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>>80152656
F
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>>80152901
The connection between a cause and effect. ur welcome
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>>80152009
this is my new favorite meme
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>>80152415
Guess you have to come out now.
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>>80152860

Jesus fucking christ. Stay safe
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>>80152009
NEW MEME
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>>80152926
W-wew lad
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>>80152860
STAY UNSHOT PUPPER!!
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>>80152703
kek
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>>80150084
F
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>>80150084

Run to the nearest gun free store. Starbucks are gun free zones so find one quickly.
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>>80153063
That attire looks comfy desu
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>>80153228
"JESUS CHRIST, THERE'S A SHOOTING HAPPENING NEAR MY ___

FUCKING HELP ME POL"

If you don't use those exact words, it doesn't work.
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i ran away from the place and i don't know what's happening

i'm in miami near coral way mall, i'll post more if i can

there is no one here
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>>80151637

T O P
K E K
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>>80150084
>1 post by this ID

RIP in peace
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SOMEONES SHOOTING MY BATHROOM!!
HELP ME /POL/

[spoiler]im taking a shit[/spoiler]
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>>80150084
>1 post by this ID

F
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>>80153338
KEK DOESN'T WILL IT. WE MUST ALWAYS STAY TRUE TO KEK. SUMMON THE QUADS
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>>80152860
Stay safe puppers.
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>>80153530
Magic pls white wizard

Damn that meme was fast
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>>80150212

KEK!
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>>80153602
>using spoilers in pol

How new are you?
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if OP's dead than we're going to be receiving a ton of media coverage
"anon, before dying in some mall, posted this on a neo-nazi white supremacist board known as "pol"
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>>80153519
>Miami
Get a gun you fool
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Dude, just saw the footage of the shooting. Those cops looked dead as fuck
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>>80150640
thanks for reminding me of my high school days
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Chill it's just leftover fireworks from the 4th
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>>80152703
zoz
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>>80151637
And so a meme is born
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>>80153519
>miami

NATION WIDE RACEWAR CONFIRMED
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>>80150212
FUCKING THIS!
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>>80153620
Make Me Laugh can't count past 1.

I'm shocked.
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This is the best thread of 2016
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>>80151637
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>>80152703
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>>80151637

>Very fast living room shootout moving at incredible hihg speed
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>>80150640
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>>80153659
Will dubs do?
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>>80153911
that ID
mihoi migoi
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>>80153720

>Not knowing about the "spoiler" meme

Veranofags, AMIRITE
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>>80153519
nigga, you lyin

I drove past there 15 minutes ago
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>>80150084

>OP out in life threatening position
>Takes a blurry picture of shooters
>runs to a corner huddles down in tears, fills out the captcha and requests help from fucking pol of all places

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHWHAHHAHhjehhehehhehehhehehehehhehHHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHWH

I'm fucking dying here, you fucking moron OP
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>>80150640
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>>80154098
look at that ID, as well
"MrOY"
the power of kek is within this thread
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>>80153720
[spoiler]The irony[/spoiler]
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>>80154289
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>>80154289
Sweet 3D 2inch D effect bro
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>>80151637
kek
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>>80154406
spooki
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>>80154072
Fuck me I was waiting for this and it was better than I imagined. Hardy kek.
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JESUS CHRIST THERES A SHOOTING IN MY SHITTER HELP ME POL
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>>80154406
I'm pretty sure I've seen that dick before at least 3 times on 4chan.
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>>80153063
Comfy
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>>80154406
>those flames
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>>80154406
officially unoriginal see >>80154289
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>>80154629
>hey, wait a second
>i know that picture of that gay blowjob anywhere
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Am I gonna be ok /pol/?!????
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>>80151637
that's a comfy looking house
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If nothing else, a meme was born here today.
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>>80154449

Can someone care to explain why there's a little girl staring at me on the corner of my room? Am I seeing things...? Wtf?
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>>80154789
Can't believe you got a boner to take this you faggot
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>>80151308
Can confirm
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OH HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
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>mfw i started a new meme

what have i done
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>>80154072
kek
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>>80150212
first post golden age post
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10 SHOT 10 SHOT 10 SHOT


3 DEAD


3 DEAD


3 DEAD


3 DEAD


3 DEAD


3 DEAD
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>>80154821
Smash Bros? You'll be fine.
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>>80153472
Anus
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>>80155162
ya dun goof'd
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>>80154007
That was before OP responded faggot
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>>80155555
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>>80155162
>implying

Check out my (You's)
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>>80153228
You should post more feet
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>>80151637
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>>80150084
put me in the screencap
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>>80155153
Is miku in danger...or is miku the shooter?!
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New memeee
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IT'S HIM
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>>80150084
autistic pieces of shit always forcing things to happend.

fuck you faggots.
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>>80156699
Confirmed
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>>80153530
MAGIC pls WHITE WIZARD
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>>80152860
>shooting at the dog
>ATF false flag confirmed
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YOU GUYS THE BLM IS AFTER ME.
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GUYS I TOOK A PICTURE OF THE SHOOTER
CAN ANYONE IDENTIFY HIM?
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>>80156994

Fuck you
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>>80152860
stay safe puppers
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FUCCK!!!!! THE MOON IS GETTING SHOT UP!!1
HOUSTON DO YOU COPY
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>>80152009
>>80151637
>>80152415
>>80152860
>>80157445
>>80158141

holy shit a race war and witness a new meme
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>>80157445

nice
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JESUS CHRIST IT'S MICHAEL J FOX

WHAT SHOULD I DO POL
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>>80158141
LOL
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>>80150640
FFS dude I shouldn't be laughing right now.
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>>80151637
hide yo' TV bruh
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>>80153530
What would happen if someone dressed up as gandalf the white and went to a BLM protest, stood in the street and said "YOU SHALL NOT CHIMPOUT"?
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FUCK THERES SHOOTING COMING FROM UNDER MY BED.

I HOPE I CAN MAKE IT. WISH ME LUCK POL.
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>>80160781
i like this post
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>>80157445
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MORE GUNSHOTS
NOT A MEME
ACTUAL GUNSHOTS STILL GOING ON
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JESUS CHRIST THERE'S SHOOTING COMING FROM MY COMPUTER ROOM

FUCKING HELP ME POL
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THREE JANITORS KILLED

THREE JANITORS KILLED

THREE JANITORS KILLED

THREE JANITORS KILLED

THREE JANITORS KILLED

THREE JANITORS KILLED
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>>80161998
may they be blessed by 72 tendies
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>>80151637

lol'd
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>>80151637
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>>80158959
Underrated.
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>>80152009
Lulz
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>>80152901
so far 3 dead cops and 8 wounded cops. 1 wounded civillian...shots still going on
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>>80161998

no hotpockets where they're going
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>>80151637
secure the tendies
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>>80153063
OH MY GOD

ANON IS UNDER FIRE

THE GARAGE IS NOT FINE!!!
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>>80155687
are you ok anon? hopefully you survived. help is on the way
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I just saw this one twitter. What the fuck is this?

https://vid.me/hvxc
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>>80163841
DOGGO
NO
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>>80153530
MAGIC pls GERMAN WIZARD
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>>80164031
Almost certainly fake.
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>>80150084
This is the future you chose.
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quads for kek to confirm new meme
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>>80152860

#blackandtancoonhoundlivesmatter
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>>80150640
Anon pls my sides can't take this 2006 #tbt shit.
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OH FUCK GUYS
I JUST RAN INTO A GROUP OF SHOOTERS PLANNING THEIR NEXT ATTACK, AND A COUPLE OF FBI AGENTS PLANNING SOME ORGANIZED FALSE FLAG SHOOTINGS
WHAT SHOULD I DO?
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JESUS CHRIST SOMEONE'S SHOOTING AT PEPE
FUCKING HELP HIM POL
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>>80172122
Pepe is more than a body, he is an idea, and an idea is BULLETPROOF
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>>80172122
Nice dubs, maybe my pepe can help
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>>80150084
Calm your tits lad. Everything will be OK.
Just hide in your bed. It works for me when the monsters come to visit.
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soomeone jerk off
take blurry pic of speeding fap hand while all else is in focus

and say your dick is shooting
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Some of you are alright, don't go to my basement tommorow
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JESUS CHRIST MY CAT STARTED A SHOOTING
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JESUS CHRIST THIS GUY JUST SHOT UP MY FAVORITE HOBBY STORE

FUCKING HELP ME POL
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>>80175118
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>>80151637
HOW YOU THOUGHT ABOUT FASHIONING SOME RUDIMENTARY LATHE!?
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>>80157445
Got me good check out that full ross!
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shooting happenign and incredibly hihg speed
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>>80153010
Nice shoop
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>>80154072
hon hon hon
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>>80152860
CAN'T SOBER THE DOBER
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Is this a new meme?
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>>80164031
fake and gay as aids
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JESUS CHRIST THERE'S A SHOOTING HAPPENING NEAR MY KFC

FUCKING HELP ME POL
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>>80151637
kek
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>>80154072
>>80151637
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