W-what if there really are 72 virgin girls waiting for you?
>>80123487
And was it ever specified what age and gender they are?
>>80123889
Doesn't matter to a bisexual. And, age doesn't exist after death~
Oh god that sounded very necrophiliac like.
>>80123487
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dxpMTFBg48&t=12
lol
>>80123487
It really should specify the virgins and their gender and stuff a bit better.
translation:
(somewhere in middle east)
"They got me..."
"72 virgins will wait you in heaven."
what if they are actually virgin men that wanna fuck you in the butt?
Mistranslation.
It's supposed to say white grapes.
Any body who has been with a virgin knows its fucking terrible
>>80123487
i'm not gonna risk it, dying is literally the worst thing that could possibly happen to me
>>80123487
What if you just rot in the ground?
What if you go to a special place and worship a God for eternity?
What if your spirit goes into another earthly being?
What if you hang out with the mechanical elves for eternity?
Which one sounds better?
Only sandniggers would consider 72 virgins a significant number over an infinite span of time. Only sandniggers would consider heaven - the highest spiritual and moral attainment of Man - to be 72 girls with no sexual experience, with no sense of agency or any use beyond fucking. Only sandniggers would rather rape as many white women as possible, assuming they will get pure underage waifus so long as they blow up the first group afterward. Only sandniggers would trust the words of a pedophile rapist murdered when it comes to morality.
So let me ask you this OP: are you a sandnigger?
>>80123487
The girls are virgins because they are hamplanets
>>80123487
What if the Valhalla is true?
>>80123487
>imagine life for 72 virgins in 'heaven'
>getting fucked mercilessly by some mass murderer
>for them it's hell
>heaven and hell are perspectives
>become one with all and ascend to Nirvana
>>80123487
well even if there are they're probably, as per ahmed the dead terrorist, just a bunch of ugly-ass guys. why the hell else would they even be virgins still.
It's 72 10 cubit tall demons with white eggshell-ike eyeballs
it's terrible, the other interpretation is likely this:
>>80124094
With some strange mixture of sages and ummahs that happen to be virgins and super enlightened n shit
carnal pleasure is not a part of heaven lol
>>80124625
What if the fairy king and queen are real ;_;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvjiQTdcCRU&t=105
>>80123487
Nice try, roach.
>>80124930
maybe they are, but youre going to hell, fat american.
>>80123487
it's 72 raisins. not virgins. Fucking muslims can't translate shit.
>>80125166
Well that sux
>>80123487
It's a mistranslation
SANDNOG B T F O
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Houri
SAD!
>>80123487
>flag
Goddamn it, roach.
>>80125258
did he also stipulate that the raisins be gross? no but he tries to follow the spirit of the wish.
>>80124625
well then only alphas go there ;_;
>>80123487
>Material things aka virgins
>Heaven
Pick one.
>>80125509
Dont worry, atleast its warm there for you. And if you act well enough, you might get to be the one that warms the Sauna for those evil finnish people.
Russians will get the cold version. Almost as cold as in Siberia.
"Kylymä ku ryssän helvetissä!"
(Cold like russian hell)
https://a.pomf.cat/bognde.webm
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1467932788010.webm
..
>>80123487
You do not want a virgin, you dont want a slut either the ideal girl had 1-3 partners before hand none niggers. Virgins get curious about what they missed or they are underaged. The tightness is overrated I cant even fit the tip of my big white cock inside.
>>80123487
fuck of ISIS
>>80124134
kek
>>80123487
Only a very materialist mind would think that the heaven consists in fucking, eating and drinking for all eternity.
