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Deutsche Bank
1 hour to DAX opening.
http://www.investing.com/equities/deutsche-bank
>waiting for an hour
>ITS HABENNINGSDAS
stop shitting up the board and come back in an hour
>>80033028
Why is this significant?
>>80033028
Its been collapsing for years. Will keep in collapsing today. Nothing special.
It only becomes an issue when they can't pay wages. And they have a print/press to take care of that.
>>80033308
collapse of this bank can lead to world crisis
>>80033028
>http://www.investing.com/equities/deutsche-bank
There was an anon on /pol/ a year ago who claimed to be a derivatives trader for deutsche bank who said that the financial situation inside the bank was a disaster waiting to happen that would wipe out the EU, did anyone screenshot and save the post
(Deutsche Bank has 60 trillion dollars worth of derivatives)
>>80033480
It's not going to collapse m8. Russia's economy is more likely to collapse than DB.
>>80033028
German websites apply a gray filter if it'd night time in your time zone.
Germans are the best
>>80033424
This. The German government will bail it out if anything happens, anyway.
https://www.thestreet.com/story/13628159/1/deutsche-bank-to-initiate-the-next-financial-crisis-stock-could-be-headed-to-zero.html
>If the domino effect does occur, Germany with its GDP of $4 trillion or the EU with a GDP of $18 trillion will not be in a position to gain control over it.
>>80033485
>year ago
>financial situation inside the bank was a disaster
looks true
>>80033537
Russia's economy will never collapse. Sometimes It seems that Russia's economy don't even exist.
>>80034038
This. I think that share will cost less than 10 today.
>>80034577
digits of truth.
Gold
Silver
>>80034310
Something about not being able to kill what is already dead.
>>80033028
tyler pls go
>>80033349
>>80033480
>>80033853
>>80034310
>>80034621
>>80034884
>>80034966
Rusky bumping his thread like he's defending stalingrad.
Heres some light reading while we wait.
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2016-07-06/gundlach-when-deutsche-bank-goes-single-digits-people-will-start-panic
>>80035562
Zero Hedge has little to no credibility. It's an infowars-tier conspiracy site.
>>80035562
BANK COLLAPSE IN 30 MINUTES
>>80035491
Ching Chong China(like)man sitting on a fence; tryin'a make a dolla outa 55 cents.
>>80035491
looks like 2008, isn't it?
>>80035688
Good one fuckwit.
The writers know at least a little of what they talk about. They were 'outed' recently and it only gave them more credibility.
>>80035814
Yeah, like how they said that the Chinese economy was supposed to collapse in September of last year?
>>80035934
it has and it will, the government there is kinda good at hiding things they dont want seen
i own 5 shares of db on rh for shiezers and giggles
im gonna sell at a low point to try to trigger a sell off..
fucking need this collapse to happen already so these american princesses can stop earning 20 times more than they deserve
>>80035934
Pretty sure it did.
They had to shut their market for 'noodle breaks' multiple times each day for a week or two.
>>80036055
>>80036172
In the end nothing happened though. China is still going fine.
>>80036172
Learn the difference between financial market and the economy, chink.
>>80036241
Who are you calling chink zipper head.
>mfw i have a grad job starting at DB in febuary
LOOKS LIKE IT'S STRAIGHT TO CENTER LINK NEXT NEAR
>>80036434
DB won't collapse. Nothing ever happens.
HOW LONG TILL DONG BANK FALL
>>80036473
Its pretty much The Happening. If this particular happening starts to happen. I'm innawoods so quick.
>>80036489
15mins
>>80036473
>DB won't collapse. Nothing ever happens.
>>80036560
you're in austraila you're already innawoods gook
Damn and I was going to call of duty and have pizza on Friday at my grandma's while I watch her dogs and cats and this Friday! Unfortunately it looks like the economy will collapse and the world will end today though.Fuck
>>80036586
It's just not going to happen, Alyosha. Stop wasting your time worrying about this and go do something productive.
>>80033028
Oh no.... that's really not good. It's like a handful of panicked persons away from single digits.
SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL
SELL
SELL
SELL
SELL
>>80033028
>>80033424
>>80033480
What is making it fall today?
>>80034966
Bump for Leningrad
>>80033308
DB is the most exposed to derivatives bank in existence. It has trillions of dollars in outstanding liabilities and only a fraction of the amount available to cover.
To give an analogy - they owe someone $10,000.00 , but they only have 0.37¢ to pay it with.
Kaboom, in other words.
>>80033028
>>80033485
Post yfw you just found out the Rothchilds saved their homeland (Great Britain) from complete and total collapse from the EU!
>>80036241
Surely they're linked if markets have to be stopped if they fall too much
Guys, everything is fine, nothing to see here.
>its currently worse than the worst part of 2008
>>80036942
This.
Someone answer please
>>80036942
Too close to psychologically important price.
>>80037084
>implying the (((Rothschilds))) wanted Brexit
>>80033028
>mfw the world economy actually shits the bed
>>80036942
Brexit economic speculation starts to take hold.
>>80033485
That $60T was back in 2013, and $75.2T in 2014. It's probably closer to $90T by now, if not more.
That's the world's entire GDP for two years, give or take. The entire freaking planet would need to give 100% of all earned income for two years to pay this off.
>>80037207
People may pull their lines all at once, because the bank can't actually cover everyone who put money in, nobody knows exactly how many people it can cover and the actual coverage may be much lower than people think.
>>80036434
Find a different industry altogether.
>>80037333
Trips of truth
>Thanks Keynes!
>>80037333
>>80037332
So potentially worldwide depression on a scale never before seen?
>>80037332
It's OK, they can just devise another derivative package and sell it to the highest bidder (China?) for 15% over its value.
>>80033537
This makes no sense. Russia doesn't have a bank that is exposed to derivatives valued at beyond the entire planets GDP for 2 years. Germany GDP is just under $4 trillion/year. DB is leveraged to the tune of $75-90+ trillion.
For reference- world GDP for one year is roughly $50-55T.
>>80037493
I think you're giving DB too much credit. Watch, if they shit the bed, something like the british pound will jump up.
GET YOUR MONEY OUT NOW
WHEN DEUTSCHE IMPLODES THE FALLOUT WILL KILL EVERY EUROPEAN BANK
RUN FOR THE HILLS YOU FUCKERS
>>80037553
This is essentially how we pushed American financial problems to the EU. There's nowhere to push this one. Everywhere is already oversaturated.
Gonna be ugly mexibro.
DB will end higher today, /thread
+1% Fuck you OP, it's not happening
>>80037620
Then the real question is how much money Soros stands to make from this
>>80037670
Wait for it
>>80037493
Think 1929, which was worse. People don't want that to happen again, so it comes down to a moral question of pretending that everything is fine so people don't panic. Panic means a quick death to active trade. A lot of trade is actually done in terms of people swapping debt to be paid off at a future date, but if institutions can't expect to be paid back they just won't trade and the market freezes.
>>80034310
In Russia economy collapse you.
>>80033028
>>Mfw Snapchat is now worth more than Deutschebank.
>>80037670
wait and see
>>80037745
Wait somebody needs to buy it
>>80037493
This is gonna be hell on earth. Last time we had financially sound (somewhat) nations to share the misery with. There's nowhere now that is not already buckling under bad finance weight. There's nowhere to spread this out to this time that can absorb some of the blow.
Buckle up, man. Watch bonds. Bonds are what runs the world; not stocks.
>>80033028
Changing my Euros to pounds it will be safe haven when Euro dies.
>>80033480
>deutsche bank collapsing
My fucking sides
>>80037919
Aren't pounds screwed over still?
>>80037620
Lehman Brothers has $600B in outstanding assets at the time of collapse. $600 billion. Look at what happened to the entire world over less than a trillion. You think a $75-90 trillion bottomout won't be magnitudes worse?
>>80037627
Is there an updated pic of this?
Saw the same one in another thread
>>80037971
Pound will likely recover and hans will have profited
>>80037971
Everyone will be fucked. Not just the bongs. Everyone.
>>80037782
>>80037718
(+1.13%)
>>80038103
Ah OK thanks for the explanation
>>80037670
Dead cat bounce ;-)
>>80037919
Changing your paper for physical metals beforehand will help.
You need to get up and walk away from the table. Switching seats won't help you.
>>80033028
REMINDER TO EVERYONE ON /pol/ THAT SOROS HAS A 100 MILLION DOLLAR BET AGAINST DEUTSCHE BANK.
Europe is fucked.
>>80036942
Inevitability.
(+1.13%)-(+1.04)-(+1.30)
Fuck You its not happening
>>80037627
You should leave "European" out of that statement.
"And they would all go down together."
>>80038018
Do you think globalists and financial elites will let that shit happen? Lehman was on the brink of getting bailed out by Barclay's. Unfortunately, timing was not on their side, as the markets killed them before Barclay's could buy that shit up a day later.
If something like DB flops, everyone is fucked. Especially really wealthy fuckers. So you best believe they'll do everything they can to stop that from happening.
>>80037919
Smart call, Euro is going to tailspin.
>>80038324
China usually started dropping just before midday noodles. Give it time.
I've got a good feeling about this one
Reply to me when it happens.
>>80038324
-3.21% / $12.97 as of 5 seconds ago. Where are you getting your numbers from?
>>80038504
DAX not NYSE
bump
>>80038396
No one is or can buy $75-90+ trillion in bad debt. It's the largest hot mess in existence. No financial institution has the ability to absorb the garbage fire that is DB. Lehman isn't even in the same league as DB.
>>80035562
>Rusky bumping his thread like he's defending stalingrad.
I kek'd.
>>80038396
Barclays wanted the same guarantee from the Treasury that JP Morgan got for handling Bear Sterns. Hank Paulson said no and people went into total panic mode.
So is it time to stock up your water and food supplies?
>>80038930
probably should Ahmed.
I just used all my savings to buy a house...I'm safe...right ?
>>80039028
Is it payed off?
>>80039028
you should probably just kill yourself now
>>80039028
You should have waited. Housing prices will plummet soon.
>>80039098
kek
>>80033028
Is Little Italy the first to get bruised today?
How long do such crashes usually take? I have no idea how Stock Markets work, other than "muh offer <--> demand"
Can a crash happen in a matter of minutes or will it slowly decrease over an hour or more?
How bad can it be tbqh?
Great depression tier?
>>80036213
>China is still going fine.
Yeah, China's doing great and will continue to
>>80039400
It can happen in seconds when people panic.
>>80039400
You can probably pinpoint when it boils over. I imagine only an absolute madman would buy when everyone sells off. So it might not bottom out for awhile, but once it happens nothing else matters.
>>80039400
like a snowball... starts slow-ish but picks up speed as more and more people panic
>>80039098
No, only a third of it, I took a loan for the rest
>>80039108
House was already cheap and 1km away from my workplace
>>80039449
We had the Great Depression. We had the Great Recession. Now, we`ll have the Great Explosion.
>>80039623
This would probably spark the race war in Europe
>>80039400
most of the trading is done by the world's most sophisticated algorithms
in general... if there's a large downward drop in the price, it can turn into a freefall within seconds
this will only be likely to happen if there's a large event (brexit) or disclosure from the bank about insolvency
>>80039623
Interdasting. When the flames settle, will I awake?
Strong sell motherfuckers
>>80039776
Good luck britbong
https://www.thestreet.com/story/13628159/1/deutsche-bank-to-initiate-the-next-financial-crisis-stock-could-be-headed-to-zero.html
>>80039543
>>80039583
>>80039589
>>80039739
At which change will it get dangerous (estaminated)?
>implying zog fantasy jewconomics means anything
>our money is paper
>and computer digits
>>80040010
if it were to lose more than 7% in a day the financial world would probably start to seriously panic
>>80040010
$9.99
>>80040010
under $10 (currently 12.97) a share could be very significant.
Also what >>80040127 said. 10% loss would catastrophic
>>80038480
CRASHING CRASHING ALERT ALERT
>>80040010
there is no indicator. Any suggestion could happen and whether it happened or not it could easily be rationalized.
Opens for trading when?
>>80040435
https://www.google.com/finance?q=ETR:DBK
its fucking nothing! wow what a surprise, better print some more money get that bubble a little bit bigger
>>80040325
>flag
Nice try wallaroo
>>80040477
Ah it's live already, thanks
>>80040564
I'm in the future tho. Ever looked at a globe?!
>>80040711
earth is flat retard
thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4nCy5CITc8
>>80039400
It`s going to go lower, then conditioned traders will buy the dip, pushing it higher again, everyone will declare that it was an on-off event, until two weeks later the stock is somewhere around 0.
These fake bounces are such bullshit.
>>80040801
duh!
Also friendly reminder that global debt exceeds GWP (or the GDP of the World) by a factor of about 2.5
HE BOUT TO DO IT HE BOUT TO DO IT
who /sold everything/ here? i did and ended up on +28% profit
>>80040924
Yeah, most likely it will be a debt crisis. Calling it now.
>>80040856
So is this inevitable then?
>>80040811
>Not hit the lights
Come on anon
>DB finally going
Thank god. I revealed my powerlevel to a worker and called the collapse, if it doesn't happen this month he's going to buy me a fuckton of tinfoil and leave it in my cubicle where everyone can see it.
>>80041047
>not Creeping Death
anon pls
DB is so involved with German coporates and their government it is likely to send Germany into the worst depression since Bomber Harris.
DB owns a very large percentage of shares in nearly all of Germany's major companies and has many directors on their boards. There's no similar bank to compare it to in America or Europe.
When DB goes Germany will be a nuclear wasteland.
What's happening?
>>80041352
it is
> Deutsche Bank up 2%
> pol BTFO
>tfw you cuck Germany so hard it gets rekt for a third time
>>80041027
Yes. Dunno who follows the mainstream finance press, but calls for a "global new monetary order", new "global rules for central banks" or simply a "global world order" have been written by all the usual culprits: The BIS, IMF, Draghi and so on.
In the mainstream press there have been calls for the elites to replace the populance as the final decider, because our democracys don`t work anymore, because the population dared to have an opinion that was different from that of their experts.
However, to push that through they have to a) prove to the population (i.e. normies) that they were actually right, and b) that only a global response will help.
As for a), I assume that Brexit was wanted, because they warned that it would lead to a finance crisis (which of course was already ongoing thanks to them, we have reached the debt celling by now), so now they have both "proven" that they are able to predict what would/will happen and that the population is too incompetent to be trusted.
As for b), watch out for (enginnered) currency wars or something along these lines - By pretending to fight amonst themself they can convince the people (or so they think anyway) that they need to give power to them, in the form of an "independent" global central bank.
But don`t take my word for it, I am just a randome anon here, read and watch for yourself and then judge.
When do I buy all the cheap husks?
>>80041515
>doesn't know about dead cat bounce
>>80041515
>up two percent
you know how when falling objects hit the ground they bounce... yeah...
Non-economic fag here,
What's the likelihood that this is a happening or just pol nonsense like the muh hyperinflation from a few years back.
Also, if it's a happening, how do you respond to newsfeed normies blaming it on the Brexit?
WHERE TO BUY SILVER NOW!? POL TELL ME QUICK
>>80041589
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>>80041749
Nigel Farage didn't make 90 trillion dollars of derivative bets for a German bank, for one
>>80041749
No one sane will blame Brexit. Deutsche, under the control of non-Germans, thought the Lehman business model on steroids was the one to follow.
>>80041784
You will have to pay 7% VAT if you buy silver. Buy gold, it's tax free.
Only it's too late now, you should have done that BEFORE breakfast
>>80041784
In German bank.
>>80041784
PURE COINCIDENCE
http://www.silverdoctors.com/gold/gold-news/sweden-gold-and-silver-dealer-shut-down-banking-system/
>>80041749
Show them a chart of bank's share price. Shit started to happen long before brexit.
>>80042032
Would this actually cause the Yuro to drop?
>>80037048
>DB is the most exposed to derivatives bank in existence. It has trillions of dollars in outstanding liabilities and only a fraction of the amount available to cover.
No you fucking retard, derivatives are not equal to liabilities.
http://realmoney.thestreet.com/articles/05/26/2016/deutsche-bank-scares-you-omg-you-must-read
Worst case scenario happens: Germany nationalizes Deutsche Bank. Problem solved.
>>80041946
>>80041897
FUG :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>80041895
shit i got no idea what to do now. what to invest in!?
>>80042118
If I have derivatives based off chickens...
Then all chickens go extinct...
The chicken derivatives are liabilities. Who would buy that shit?
>>80042032
fuck you
>>80042232
They're also massively exposed to Volkswagen, which is bout to get an ass fucking
>>80042032
fuck you pal
>>80042232
RTFA, dumbass
Someone earlier said that Soros bet a certain amount of money against DB, what does that mean exactly and how does he gain?
Fuck you, deutsche going down leleleleleleelelel
The true culprit behind the corruption of banking systems is big words.
Think of it, all these big words are used to cheat and steal. If they were forced to use simple terms they would never be able to get away with their non-sense. The stock markets would never be able to scam each other and everyone out of money.
It's time wipe out large words from the economy. For a better tomorrow.
>>80042334
>RTFA
"Used as feedback to noobs or joos expecting something for nothing on Ebay.Always remember to "Read The Fuckin Auction "before you bid and assume "
I don't get it.
>>80042394
Its so crazy.. it might just work
So who has their filters, any type ready?
Getting my Sawyer Squeeze tomorrow
>>80042032
I wont reply to your post
>>80042032
heh 8/8
>>80042334
>Here's why one of the biggest banks in the world failing isn't actually a big deal you fucking stupid racists
>>80042433
Oohkaay, I'll play along...
Read. The. Fucking. ARTICLE.
>>80042032
fuck you
>>80042457
Nice filename really 9 out of 11
>>80042394
>all indicies are up
Fuck you OP.
I swear Shit Paul is cursed with anti-happening magick or something. Post KEK instead.
>>80042540
yeahhh nahhhhh
>>80042032
fuck you my HFT farms scrape /pol/ post and we just dropped the stock by 0.2% because of this fucking post you cocksucker
>>80038231
Who is covering this bet? Does he make the short with DB itself? Sorry, never knew how shorts work.
>>80036241
>concedes that fundamentals don't matter any more
Kek
>>80033028
Fuck you OP you fucking slav.
>>80034310
So; like; russians are always so smart. Or seem to be intelligent. Yet they suffer fools like the rest of us. Perhaps youre just as fat as the buger... but no, that would be unironic.
Did it habben?
op was wrong
>>80042032
fuck off
Right after Brexit they said they wouldn't be surprised if DB goes below 10, this isn't unexpected.
>>80042359
he goes short. in other word he bets money that the DB stock will fall.
>>80042733
The second it goes to single digits the market will panic and the crash will commence.
their stock price is half of what it was during 2009 bottom lows,
we need to concentrate all our meme sorcery to make it happen, it will kill EU and euro currency.
THROW THE JEW DOWN THE WELL
>>80042630
SHORTING EXPLAINED
I borrow ten gold bars from you. I sell them immediately on the market.
Two weeks later, when gold is low, I use some of the money to buy back 10 gold bars, and give them back to you.
That's pretty much it.
If double digits I'll buy 100 shares of DB when it goes under 2 digits.
>>80042205
>shit i got no idea what to do now. what to invest in!?
flour, canned food, batteries, medicaments
>>80042661
yes. Its a fight. Sellers sell... Magic money buys it back up.
The magic money runs out just before noodle break, and doesn;t kick in again until just before close
The doomsayers in this thread are correct. DB is going to fall and cause a massive worldwide economic depression. The elites can't stop this. At one point it was too big to fail, but now it's simply too big to stop. It is amazing this is being said on /pol. Wow
IT COLLAPSES NOW
KEK HEAR MY PRAYER
>>80042232
> chicken derivatives
so, like... chicken nuggets?
>>80042032
you
>>80042866
Its a high risk investment tho...
Unlimited possible loss but limited gain
>>80042032
No
>>80042733
Why didn't it go below right after Brexit?
Every other stock fell almost double digits
>>80042999
Yes. Excellent example.
Who the heck would buy a nugget factory during a chicken apocalypse.
>>80042032
you
>>80042866
So you borrow the shares, sell them at market, buy them back when low with the proceeds from the original sale, then hand back the shares? What kind of fees are involved?
More like Douche Bank. Who cares?
>>80042866
>i'm just shorting bro it's cool
>oh okay
>i'm just gonna sell your shit i borrow and hope i get lucky enough to buy it back cheaper then return it to you
>the fuck? no fuck off
big words lead to big scams
>>80043142
exactly that. the fees involved are paid to the person (a brokerage) that you borrowed the shares from. it's just interest, as with any other loan.
>>80036560
Living with abos innawoods while normal people stay in cities and are fine during a mild recession. Cool m8, have fun.
>>80033308
Derivatives, they basically flooded the financial system with toxic liabilities that is ''worth'' many times more then the real economy and when that shit goes it is going to spread to other banks.
>Pic related dec 31 2014
Its not better now.
Its like a game of musical chairs with 10 chairs and 500 people, it works fine until the music stops.
>>80042032
heh
>>80042032
>>80043272
why and how can they do this?
where does the fake money no one has come from?
>>80043239
That's wild. Are there riskier investment mechanisms with securities? Can you short any tradeable item?
time to stock up on canned goods?
>>80043331
nowhere, thats the hole thing with the modern banking system. It literally is fake money. It's all make belief.
>>80043363
You can short everything
>>80043331
get yourself redpilled lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ov2Sd-QRi_g
>>80033424
It will never collapse. Our government will start confiscating money from its citizens before they allow a bank that is relevant to the system to collapse.
>>80043363
You can short anything. You can even short things that aren't items.
You can short the weather.
>The Chicago Mercantile Exchange (CME) has a wide variety of weather derivatives available for trade, covering multiple continents and over 40 global cities. These futures cover temperature ranges, snowfall amounts and frost. (For further reading, check out Introduction to Weather Derivatives.)
just some weeks before this shit ron paul said that it will happen and that it will be horrible. why the fuck didnt we listen!?
Did Brexit start the fire?
>>80043604
thats sounds like a pretty big happening to me, hans
>>80043604
>implying this wouldnt lead to riots all over germany
>>80043331
>why and how can they do this?
They ferment an image that finance is boring and really hard and then they just use insider lingo to describe their different scams. That way people don't really bother trying to understand it and they don't really question it because they don't want to look stupid. So when Ben Bernanke goes like ''fiscal policy blabla quantitative easing second quarter growth blabla'' people are like ''oh ok, that sounds good''
When in reality he is just saying ''we need to create a bunch of money and give it to the bankers that screwed us in the first place''
Basically like this guy said.
>>80043220
>where does the fake money no one has come from?
Fractional reserve lending.
>>80043730
Yeah, just pointing out that it will be a contained happening, not one that spreads to the whole world.
At least not right away.
>>80043749
I sure as fuck hope it would. But I am not entirely certain. The only ones who really riot in our country are the bottom dwellers of the left and they have nothing that could be confiscated anyway.
>>80043679
Derivatives are anything whose behavior or outcome can be bet on?
>>80043331
What is the federal reserve?
>>80043749
this would the best thing that can happen to us. Tear it all down and start again. Auferstanden aus Ruinen.
>>80043788
>Fractional reserve lending
>>80043532
once again the big word theory holds true and banks get away with crimes against humanity
>>80043819
>Yeah, just pointing out that it will be a contained happening, not one that spreads to the whole world.
You're wrong though, this shit is going to be global. The means of production will still be there but global trade will grind to a halt and all that electronic money will go up in smoke.
>>80043968
dude i guarentee you that either a radical right wing or a radical left wing force would take over.
goodbye democracy
>>80042032
Mfw these always get replies
Because /pol/ cares ;-;
>>80043604
i heard it would cost 4,5 trillion. for example, there existed 10,2 trillion USD in the world in 2013. not even all eu citizens combined have that much money.
>>80044028
sounds like a good thing for nationalism
>>80043604
Which is in the end a good thing...
A collapse would be worse
There's only two options :
1) it collapses now and plunge the world in the biggest recessions of History.
2) the status quo is maintained artificially even longer, resulting in the inevitable collapse to be even bigger than 1)
Whatever happen, you best believe genocidal fascism is coming, lads.
NOTHING
HAPPENED.
Nothing will ever happen.
Atleast not until September 23st
>>80044054
this.
germany cannot be balanced.
it is always extremes with us.
but the government cannot let these things slide.
if DB would go bankrupt theyd get bailed out faster than gorge soros gets accused of being and elder of zion.
>>80044160
Good thing I'm white.
>>80043866
Yes. Usually they don't get too bizarre and pointless, though.
>>80044170
>23st
You kiss your bull with that mouth??
>>80044078
Bad for countries that dont grow their own food.
>>80044157
I would say that one comes down purely to opinion.
Better a painful break than to draw out the agony in my opinion.
>>80036942
Probably kikes.
>>80044202
Not if the browns win mate. Our women might survive it but we have been targeted for extermination,
>>80044054
>unironically believing in democracy
what are you going to to with your precious democracy if non-germans have majorities in the future?
>>80044078
Could be a good thing for globalists to. They create a problem so that they later can present a solution to that problem, a solution people wouldn't accept unless they are in a lot of pain.
I guess we just have to see how this plays out. I don't think its really going as planned.
>>80043604
There is not enough money in the entire Eurozone to cover DB derivatives exposure.
>>80043272
What should I do with muh savings?
>>80044214
sorry, I meant September 13rd
>>80044253
"break" all banks dead (worldwide) would cause some mad max shit
>>80044381
Aktien und Gold mein hübscher
>>80044232
well i hate you limey fucks anyway and germany will probably pull a hitler and use the EU to get autarky
>>80033028
Try 27th day when they give q2 results or week before when they have to give profit warning
>>80044381
real estate.
buy apartments or other properties and rent them out.
>>80044202
Lol, browns won't win in my State, or any of my neighboring states, we have a 95% white population
>>80044331
Brown "people" aren't warriors m80
They don't have the brains to maintain ( or develop tbf ) a technological advantage.
They only have numbers on their sides, but when a relatively small group of white men can build factories that chrun out bombs and drones by the thousands, does it really matter ?
SUPREMACY THROUGH STRIFE
WHAT DO WE WANT ?
WAR !
WHEN DO WE WANT IT ?
NOW !
WAR DEATH AND DESTRUCTION
GENOCIDE AND EXTERMINATION
KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL
Haha no but joking aside, we must flood the land with the blood of the impure ^^
>>80044504
good one.
>>80044383
nigga thats just a jew making money off of our own presumed hysteria and misfortune. thats what they do. anything that happens because of his snake oil snail is purely coincidental.
>>80044339
>implying democracy means importing shitskins
Helmut Schmidt: "Multiculturalism was a mistake."
our current politicans are all equally shit, afd is a little bit better. we need someone like adenauer or schmidt again, strong men with democratic legitimation
Just got this on my news feed:
"More than 31% percent of Euro zone sovereign debt not eligible for ecb's bond-buying scheme because yields less than deposit rate"
AHAHAHAHAHAH! RIP EU
>>80044504
Please don't fall for the property meme again.
>>80037627
Not really want to fall for the frenzy. But since I have my money in Societe Generale, should I withdraw it just in case?
Maybe at least half of it?
>>80044650
What does this mean
>>80044434
>Aktien
Deutsche Bank is pretty cheap right now.
Buy DB aktien.
>>80043055
I'm assuming it's because the debtor countries in the Eurozone have sold their debts to Deutsche Bank through currency swaps.
Which begs the question why those countries aren't repaying their debt to the Brits using the low GBP...
>>80044504
Out of curiosity, how would property help you if the financial system collapsed? The contracts that name you as owner would be worthless since there are no police officers anymore who can enforce them and you won't be able to protect all of them by yourself.
>>80044647
without any further immigration non-germans will have majorities by 2040-2050.
>>80033480
Deutsche Bank wont collapse, would just trigger another trillion euro bailout. German government and Brussels realize just fine that DB crashing = german economy implodes + mass riots of people who lost savings = goodbye EU. They'll just print money to cover DB's losses
Still, you have to ask yourself how Deutsche Bank went from hero in 2008 to zero with a stock pile of derivative WMDs in 2016. You also have to ask yourself: where did the REAL assets (real estate, stocks etc) go that were traded for worthless derivative papers over the last years? Gee, could it anything to do with having a BRITISH CEO instead of a german CEO?
You also have to ask yourself why the media arent talking about these kind of things, when this should be their first and foremost job. At this point I guess they keep their mouths shut to prevent a panic in Germany.
>>80044177
>germany cannot be balanced.
>it is always extremes with us.
Yeah.
feels bad man
>>>80044157
you really want to drag this shit along even more?! Why?
>>80033308
QE.
>>80044331
>Not if the browns win mate.
Which seems highly unlikely. They would be (for now) heavily outnumbered, at least in Europe.
Which also means they are technically not fighting on their home turf, since the majority of the population would not support them, turning their logistics into a nightmare.
Additionally, they kind of lack the skills to plan something on that scale. They would have an initial success with random outbreaks of violence and then quickly get driven back when the resistance forms.
>>80044729
The central bank, they guys that can print money at will, have run out of ways to bail out 31% of the euro zone.
Wait! We finally got some good news!
"Greek April unemployment at 23.3% from revised 23.7% in march"
lmao
>>80044729
The ECB would never be able to profit from taking on the debt. If the debt is called in, the ECB won't step in and alleviate the debt because it would lose even more money by doing so.
>>80044054
I don't know if you have check lately, but we already got a radical left wing government.
And just two days ago Röttgen told people at phoenix that Germany has to stay in and pay for everything. :^)
>>80042032
Shit
>>80042032
here is your (You) nigger
>>80044676
>>80044737
Like Siemens or Bosch... These Companies could survive it and you got some value after the system is established again
Also the mob cant steal it
If you want to buy a house... Google "Lastenausgleichsgesetz"
>>80044846
i know. but what do you suggest? call me defeatist, but there is no real way to save this country anymore. feminism and mass immigration fucked it up. by the time shit hits the fan, i will be hopefully already live in uruguay or paraguay, far away from islam.
>>80044836
Financial system collapse doesn't necessarily mean a total breakdown of society, we probably won't have people go all Mad Max.
>>80044729
It means that low/negative interest rates have fucked the bond market and that you get less back then what you pay.
It means that people will withdraw their money from the system and start hoarding cash, gold, silver and hard assets.
It means that the ponzi scheme is dying because the smarter idiots will not put their money into it.
>>80044737
That would be the worst thing to do right now senpai
> buy buy buy !
>>80044950
You guys don't have the real idea of the scale of this.
That 90 trillion dollars of derivatives (gross) doesn't just get netted away cleanly to a few billion in net trades. DB is the COUNTERPARTY for 90 trillion dollars. If it goes down it will immediately be completely beyond what the Eurozone will possibly be able to cover. It will be far worse than 2008.
>>80045098
>tfw you'll never live traincar to traincar in the 1920s
>tfw when I have no face
>>80045096
Part of the hope for all these new arrivals in Europe is that they'll start taking out loans to pay for property and pump up the economy for the next 10 - 15 years. Out of genuine curiosity, do Muslims take on loans to pay for property or looks for other means?
>>80045098
Without credits EVERY Business is shut down a day after
100% unemployed
>>80045205
i.e. it'll be a massive, global meltdown. there's no feasible bailout for something on this scale
>>80044950
The Brit took over this year. Prior to that was an Indian, Anshu Jain. That's why so many of the senior staff are poo in loos and the middle office was outsourced to India. Deutsche finally got fed up of his recklessness only this year.
>>80045288
This
If it happens its full mad max shit
>thats why it wont happen
>>80045372
/pol/ shouldn't even be memeing this, really. DB collapse would be in many ways worse than a limited nuclear exchange
> be europe
> cause a financial meltdown of the entire world
> start yet another world war
What is it your blood lust? Were the last two not enough?
WE JUST WENT IN THE NEGATIVE
>>80045205
Financial system is overdue for a wipeout anyway. It's 1929 all over again. All this thanks to the Clinton era financial deregulations from the late 90s. Absolutely foreseeable.
Back then they tried to use the resulting mass poverty to incite a communist world revolution, today they will try to use it as an opportunity to push 'globalization'.
Whether we want to or not, we will be forced to go full nationalist grassroots rebellion against this.
>>80041230
>tell friends that the central banks are going to use the brexit as an excuse to cause a massive recession and justify a global central bank
>brexit happens
>barclays, lloyds, rbs open -30%
>friends message me "oh shit its happening"
>week later receive snapchat with a shopping basket full of tinfoil from friend
>>80045372
Do you think the German state can bail it out? It just seems far too large to attempt that.
>>80042032
You monster
>>80042205
bitcoin
>>80045487
i usually shitpost happening threads for fun and would advise never revealing your power level but i feel like this could actually be the big one for some reason
>>80043749
>implying this wouldnt lead to riots all over germany
Yeah, just like when they did the same thing to Greece. And that sparked the Greek Revolution where the people rose up against the Bankers and Politicians and formed a new Government. ;)
>tfw this whole thread
what a load of hogwash
>>80045521
No they cant bail it out...
But DB can be broke without anyone giving a shit about it... Like there is a war but nobody shows up
>>80045277
i know some mulims, but no refugees and most of them try to buy a house and go in debt for it.
but these are the ones who came 40 years ago, not the newly arrived.
some of the old turks are pretty based, they founded a company outside of the typical kebab shit and adapted the living style. but those are the ones voting chp and are by far in the minority, most of them are erdoganfags.
the newly arrived dont take loans, they are getting gibsmedats and they usually steal in the shops.
>>80038783
>Rothschilds
They won't overextend though.
>>80038396
They want it to happen. Financial Crises are opportunities to centralize power.
>bumplimit
We need a new thread.
>>80045205
If they have the choice between dying or pretending that they can take it on and delaying their death for a while, they will ALWAYS go for the second option.
they will all tank 3-5% again today. probably monday will be the day of reckoning
Deutche bank in the negative
>>80045668
But then they would raise cash by selling their massive stockpile of German shares, pushing the DAX into a panic sell scenario. And when that cash isn't enough to cover liabilities they would have to start defaulting or dipping into deposit accounts.
I don't see any way out.
>>80046152
while the world burns I'm just super comfy with my 40% june. + ~$3900 since friday.
>>80045996
>>80046256
>>80046256
New bread
>>80045372
>If it happens its full mad max shit
Stop this bullshit. It's just some numbers on a computer. Everything else will run fine.
No ressources vanish, no machines will break down, noone will lose his educational achievements, nothing.
It would be a nice happening to throw all the rotten shit out of the window and start cleaning up Germany, though. Can't wait.
>>80042032
happening
>>80046320
>No ressources vanish, no machines will break down
No, but the flow of resources, machines and produce will brake down because there will no longer be any ways to make payments.
>>80045521
They cannot, but they will pretend that they can anyway and prolong the process for a bit.
>>80040924
You do realize "debt" isn't just like credit card debt, right? A lot of that is national debts, a lot is debt backed by real assets (housing, for example), a lot is debt carried by businesses in the short term and paid off regularly as they earn profits.
Credit is a very complex subject and if you haven't read Lombard Street yet you need to read it now.
>>80043819
>nothing that could be confiscated anyway.
When it gets to the point that people can't get their daily bread and _still_ see the government taking care of the illegal immigrants, shit will burn.
Expect food raids on refugee centers.
>>80044157
>Literally, physically robbing people of all they're worth to pay for the bankers' mistakes and ease their fall
>>80044170
Stop shilling your book khan
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