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Find a flaw!!
>>80026455
ireland doesnt have north ireland back yet
>>80026455
turkey still existing
>>80026455
Nice proxy, ivan
>>80026455
You're american. You seem to know jack about cultural differences.
>>80028393
shut the fuck up gypsie
>>80026455
ANSCHLUSS 2
>>80028501
>polish calling anyone anything
>>80026455
Also don't give Hungary more territory, fuck those Magyars. Trianon forever
>>80026455
>Poland's eastern territories are not given back while taking Silesia and western Pomerania
no
>>80028628
>Romanian not being cucked
>>80028703
>t. Jimmy Radulescu
>>80028890
> t. Cuckibald Szerkeçžes
>>80026455
1/4th of ukraine should be polish
best map coming through. many months of studying european history went into it
>>80028393
How are you and Moldova different?
>>80026455
>independent Andorra
>independent scandinavian states
>denbjork to germany
>aland to russia
>turks having any land
>anatolia to russians
lmao
>>80028792
>polish
>>80029480
>romanian
>>80029480
i like how that's not even in poland
>>80029776
>romanians
>>80026455
>Poland existing
If you're going to fuck with the mall, you have to commit one way or the other. Either get rid of it entirely out go with the Commonwealth borders
>>80026455
It exists
>>80029110
? is obviously Greater Finland. :^)
>>80030146
>romanians
>>80026455
>Macedonia and Constantinople not Greek
Other than that, might be the best one yet.
>>80026455
Template?
This.
>>80026455
Sure, Austria and Czech Republic join with Cuckmany where you can't even have a gun for self defense. Are you retarded?
this one
>>80031623
can you in Austria?
>>80031903
Yes
>>80031934
the same way you can in cuckmany so no difference
>>80026455
>Belgium not split properly, resulting in France owning land they have no claim to.
>Gross Germanium consists of Silesia, Poznan, East Pomerania, Austria, Netherlands and Flanders, yet does not own Danzig, East Prussia or Alsace-Lorraine (if you're going to go gross at all at least do it properly).
>Germany owns land in Bohemia/Czech Republic that it has no claim to, give them Sudetenland, not half of fucking Bohemia.
>Greece owns half of Albania despite only deserving Himara, which is Greek
>Greece owns some of Asia Minor and Anatolia yet Bulgaria owns actual Macedonia, which is Greek.
>Constantinople isn't in Greek hands- if you're going to take it from the Turks, at least give it to the fucking Greeks.
>Russia randomly owns part of Asia Minor and Anatolia.
>Turkey still existing at all.
>Kurdistan owns lands with no Kurdish majority which they have no claim to, yet do not own all Kurdish lands in Iraq and Syria.
>Le divide UK meme.
>Russians own Baltics.
The good:
>Decent Hungary and Romania.
>Bosnia and Albania no longer exist, Kosovo is rightfully owned by Serbia.
>Even if it's been done in a horrible manner, at least the Turks have been more or less destroyed.
>Bulgaria owning PARTS of FYROM and Dobruja.
>Italy owns Corsica.
>Iberia is alright.
>Decent Armenia.
>>80032176
You can't, you get a Waffenbesitzkarte (permit to buy any legal gun) in Germany on the grounds of needing it for a shooting club or hunting. If you shoot a nigger on your property you are in deep trouble explaining why the gun was outside its weapons locker and loaded.
In Austria you don't need a permit to buy a rifle or shotgun with manual action (breach loading, lever, bolt) and a Waffenbesitzkarte for semi auto rifles and handguns is shall issue for home defense. As it is a weapon specifially for home defense you can shoot an intruder if he poses a threat to you, no problem.
>>80032579
well if that's true i think its time to move to Austria
>>80026455
dope shit putin. Russia needs to Balkanized, de-militarized, or glasses.
>>80026455
>portugal
>>80031398
high five my man
>allowing Germany, the most cucked country on earth, the country destroying europe yet again, to exist.
no
>>80035349
If you're going to get rid of Germany, might as well get rid of Belgium and give us 65km of coast in the process.
Also, love the idea of bordered Denmark and Poland but will have to build a southern wall.
>>80026455
Born in western Poland/eastern Germany strip - 100% polish, 100% white, only black guy living in my city is an english teacher, so fuck you, we will keep this part and keep it as it was when we settled here for the first time.
>>80026455
there is no bufferzone between france and the netherlands. we dont like to be directly next to eachother. thats why belgium was created
>>80035566
to keep out the czechs or the french?
>>80035966
Poles can deal with the Czechs, our mighty canals and walls will deal with the French.
Or we'll just build another navy.
>>80026455
>hur dur Germany is going to have all of its old lands back although it it doesn't have the people or birth rates to ever fill those lands with German ever again
It's based on your stupid fantasies about the "old great empires" having the same ethnical populations unchanged since for fucking ever.
>its another le give russia everything xddddd
>despite them having no claim to the land other than shitty diaspora
>>80026455
Existance of germany
Otherwise it's bretty gud.
>>80037015
Just shitty fantasies that will never come true in these kinds of threads.
German fantasies are the worst, but Russia come pretty close.
None of these faggots realise that Russia doesn't want these lands, all they want is what they have with Gerogia-Abkhazia-South Ossetia, Moldova-Transnistria, and Ukriane-DPR. Which is just a small piece of grey zone who's demands are unclear (part of Russia?/independent?/autonomy?), it's preferably that way because Russia is too poor to finance these areas, just their ragtag militias(see Crimea) By keeping them unstable they can prevent them from leaving their areas of influence.
>>80026455
ahhh yess lets put Grosser Germania since they are cool nazi guys hehe Im so edgy
Serbia should be in charge of the Balkans because they are le kebab removers xDD that will teach Muhammed not to bully me at school anymore!!
Russian are also badass xDD I like how they beat up gays and minorities. I wish us, Americans are more like them! I'll make their borders as big as USSR
Fuck off OP you're such a cancerous fag
>>80037689
Pretty much. Tired of seeing all these maps
>XDDD BUT THEY HAD THOSE LANDS FOR 100 YEARS
while ignoring the rest of history and culture
>>80026455
Go fuck yourself mother fucker! Giving Assyrian land to Kurds. Toof.
>>80026455
You keep your hands off of our coal-rich regions.
>>80026455
italy is still united
>>80038948
Yeah because splitting an already undersized country into smaller segments is gonna make you rich and powerful.
>>80026455
FIND A FLAW
[spoiler]you can't[/spoiler]
>>80040253
seek help
>>80031398
Split Albania between Yugoslavia and Greece and you got yourself a deal
>>80040253
Fuck off I already kicked out the Turks don't make me do it another time.
>>80040253
in both your and op's version there's shit spilling over my country, so f off.
>>80026455
BURN IN HELL. Denmark will never be part of germenistan it's a rapefugee camp. fucking cucks
>>80026455
>s-PAIN
>Poortugal
>>80040963
There's shit spilling out of my toilet, so get back to work
>>80041109
>United Kingdom
>not that united at all
>Bohemia
>german
why?
>>80026455
T. Schlomo Goldstein
>>80026455
Clay isn't as important as what people are in charge.
>>80026455
Why is Moldova still part of Romania?
Greater Moldova when?
Fairly certain that Russia just want chimera back, doesn't want the baggage of former soviet block.
Chimera was originally Russia's from the 1700s to 1950s when it was randomly "given" to Soviet controlled Ukraine. That's why so many Russians live there. Many argued it wasn't even legal. Russia has immense advantage in holding it as well unlike the rest of the Ukraine.
I don't think Russia wants anymore. And with the lack of nato or un involvement was likely secretly coordinated while allowing western leaders to virtue signal.
>>80031398
didnt you get the memo, wales loves england, you can have the potato niggers and kiltkunts tho
>>80037092
Somewhat accurately its brown though.
>>80041510
>Chimera
>>80041853
Where were you for Brexit mate?
>>80031398
>Austria doesn't exist
Do Hungarians really bite every hand that once fed?
>>80026455
Having Switzerland in your map KEK
>>80042139
Can I get a rate?
![how-britain-voted-brexit-referendum-1466746689036-master495-v2[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/OEnOyKB.png "how-britain-voted-brexit-referendum-1466746689036-master495-v2[1]")
>>80042038
at home, drinking tea and eating crumpets and laughing at europe.
>>80042260
The Taffs did us proud
>>80042220
10/10 if you erase whole africa
It would have been perfect
>>80042438
What even is this map?
>>80042393
>not colonizing north africa for its teeming goatfucking forests
>>80042490
>risking that your descendants will mix with niggers again
id take one erased africa, thanks.
>>80042484
If Germany won WW2 and colonialism wasn't dismantled by the US.
Raj wasn't going to last either way though
>>80042595
If Germany one ww2 why does the USSR gain more territory im not following
>>80031398
Flawless.
>>80026455
oh great, now we have to build roads in Bosnia
>>80042438
>falklands owned by argentina
nice proxy faggot
>>80026455
> revival of the USSR
0/10
>>80042547
find a flaw now kurwa
>>80031398
Give wales to Anglia and get Turkey out of Europe and it is perfect
>>80042413
fuckers r8 my map
>>80042811
are you color blind?
>>80042438
>eesti still getting bullied by the russkis
The only problem with this map.
9.9/10
>>80031398
>england existing
when will we learn?
>>80042413
> no polish-lithuanuan commonwealth
>>80042893
i-i-it's nice?
You did well, Vojislav-kun, want a gold star?
>>80040253
finally someone getting it! hungary and croatia are ment to be together
Find a flaw!!
>>80042139
oh fuck off Italo-American pizza boy, Istra belongs to Croatia
>>80042413
>No scandinavia
>Switzerland existing
>No anchluss
>Latvia and Lithuania are different countries
>No Yugoslavia
>No Albania
>Catalonia but not a basque country
and worst of all Aland is finish. overal good map 7/10
>>80042893
>catalonia independent
>skane is danish
>not dividing up britain more
>antioch given to kurds
>northern cyprus
>gotland given to latvia
6/10 you tried
>>80026455
>Wanting to raise debts by triplefold
>Muh byzantine
kek
>>80042413
I like it, but the gypsys from Vojvodina are getting burned
>>80031398
What the fuck is this shit ?
meme boreders/10
>>80043122
gotland is rightful latvian clay
>>80043235
always a genocidal bunch you ustashe :)
>>80043074
lol, literally all you have to do is look at rape/crime statistics in countries where multiculturalism is promoted. I don't give a fuck if Muslims come into my country, as long as they assimilate and follow the Christian model of life. I'd rather that none came in but really, if muslims come here and learn how to act like civilised westerners, it has a negligible effect on my life.
>>80043339
t. archibald al-gaylani
>>80040253
>Kosovo
>>80026455
There aren't even any K*rds around the Black Sea. This one is objectively superior.
>>80039084
It's not always about the size, I guess you would not know
Pure perfection
>>80043339
t.john
>>80043573
>the livonia meme
end it one and for all already
4 latvian tribes > a small part if a finnic tribe
>>80043490
>balts
>slavic
you tried
>>80043377
>>80043377
haha funny /pol/ meme. I'd rather literally nobody foreign came into my country but if you look at it realistically, there will be some who do. If they are forced to comply with the Christian way of life then they will be able to assimilate and their extremist friends will fuck off.
>>80043573
>greater negro republic of the congo
>>80026455
top kek
That's not how Belgium is split.
>>80043573
What the fuck is this.
>>80026455
Bulgaria gets Aegean sea access, shits up place with depression and pollution, this is stupid.
If this was still the case, World would have been a better place
PERFECTO
>>80043773
You haven't been to Greece apparently.
>>80043832
> getting drunk on potato spirits again
>>80043832
>>80043573
Go home pole, you are drunk.
>>80026455
>burger people selling us out to the splitnails.
>deja vu
Thanks, greatest ally.
>>80026455
>Giving Flanders to the French
Fucking Murricans.
>>80043573
Now I know why Americans were killing and calling Pollack farmers utterly stupid since 1870 and on. This map gave me diarrhea.
>>80044158
>>80044248
EPIC GROß GERMANIUM
>>80026455
>Turkey
>Europe
>>80043861
I have been to a few Greek Islands in the Aegean, it's very nice, but Bulgar depression and pollution would ruin it still. Bulgars bring a grey cloud and pollution onto everything, they're like a poo in loo, except poo, it's pollution and depression they shit up a place with.
>>80026455
no fucking way we're conquering russia, too big a pile of shit to manage, maybe ukraine and baltics, but russia absolutely out of question
we'll just build a wall
>>80044455
Belarus still have the KGB, no? Maybe send your KGB agents and the older Russia population will remember KGB and accept, will fall in line and keep out KGB way, aid KGB and collaborate with KGB.
>>80026455
let me fix this for you
>>80026455
why cut czech in half? thats a weird thing to do desu
>>80044601
Don't nuke western Turkey, keep it all top to bottom and north and south, then make them shove all the Erdoganist religious types into central or eastern Turkey, then nuke.
>>80044601
Fuck off
>>80044585
man, russia is easy to conquer, we have no border and 100 trains per day to moscow, can deliver expeditionary force directly to Kremlin in no time, literally overnight, unnoticed
the thing is it's unnecessary
you just cut down russian communication (ports, transit, pipelines) and make it controllable, next moment they'll crawl for you to buy their stuff through channels approved and quoted in volume by you and that's it, you have the bear caged, it's now a harmless provider
just needs some cooperation/collaboration on international level
>>80044455
heh, double triple double of truth
>>80043815
>islam confined to arabia and iran
>no germanic civilisation
>no nordic civilisation
Shieet youre right
>>80044601
AHAHAHAHAHAHA LOOK AT THIS SCOTTISH KEK
Hey listen m8. You fucking skirt wearing nonce. We fucking beat the SHIT out of you niggers and claimed your land and women and we'll do it again you dumb ugly faggot.
Deal with it.
Worst fucking fighters in history are the scots. Bunch of fucking useless pussies. No wonder we wrecked your shit at every fucking point in history.
Keep fan wanking to your dream state little cuck. xD
>>80044816
are we doing it? the sack of moscow will finally come?
>>80044816
>we have no border and 100 trains per day to moscow, can deliver expeditionary force directly to Kremlin in no time, literally overnight, unnoticed
Belarus population-9,498,700
Moscow population - 12,197,596
>>80045086
it's almost time, we wait for their own revolution 5/11/17 to get them while they're weak
>>80045142
so fucking what?
you know what typical moscow dweller does when he sees his fellow citizen beat-up in the street buy caucasians? he hurries away in order not to get hit, google it, hundreds of videos on youtube, 12 mln citizens (and 6-8 mln of illegals by the way) won't be a problem, all we need is Kremlin honor guard (armed with SKS lol) and president bodyguards (a bit more tricky)
>>80026455
The important thing is to remove all muslims and gypsies, the rest will sort itself out
>>80032579
That sounds glorious.
Here you need to fill out a mountain of paperwork, pay through the nose for a license, take a firearm safety course, and bolt your gunsafe to the ground if it doesn't weigh enough, and make sure that there is a separate locked safe for ammunition. That's just for a 22lr bolt action with a 5 round mag.
And heaven forbid if you actually shoot anyone breaking into your home to rob/bash/rape you, you will go to jail and they will get free counseling and hospital.
There was a story here not long a go about a guy who beat up a previously convicted meth addicted pedophile abo he found in his home outside his young daughters room; the abo later died in hospital and that homeowner was sent to jail for defending his family.
the coming European War
>>80045029
Mimimi triggerd faggot.
You so strong you need no scotts.
You want to be alone we make you alone.
Rate
>>80043573
Literally what
>>80026455
>Bursa
>Russian
no thanks
>>80045676
Shut up Hans. We've already C U C K E D your economy much in the same way middle eastern migrants have cucked you with your women.
>>80043325
You know us ;)
>>80044601
The fuck, Lithuanians hate Poland now, Poland-Lithuania cannot go back, maybe they could get along with Latvians
Belarus don't value much independence, even as a young nation, the rest of it would join Russia
With Ukraine we are friendly, but there so much tension that taking Lviv we should at least win the war with Russia for them or get UPA 2.0
>>80046365
if lithuania gives back rightful latvian clay we can be friends
BELGIUM FOR "ideal europe" THREADS
>Flanders cannot be part of France
>if Belgium is split (which it should), it must be along the language border, not some senseless east-west divide
>Flanders can be either independent, part of the Netherlands, or part of a pan-Germanic empire, but NOT part of a Latin union or some southern euro superstate
>>80044158
we don't want Albania
>>80038517
>coal rich regions
coal is almost worthless
miners are entitled as fuck
every coal mine is losing money and is not being shut down just because of muh politics
It's the industry (or whats left of it), and the few copper mines that matter m8
>>80026455
>Baltic states part of Russia
Nice chart putintroll
>>80042595
well because of Indian National Army you pretty much promised them independence
The war pretty much bankrupted you, and to make things worse, you went full socialism
It was inevitable
>>80026455
You're a dirty germanboo/10
>>80043018
lithuanians fucking hate our guts now, it would not work
>giving niggermany more land
>they just fill it with more imported mudslimes
great idea, retard
>Elsaß-Lothringen not German
>Königsberg not German
2/10
>>80040253
>french sardinia
perfect tbf
>>80043573
weaponised autism
The jews are better in everything than the goys, We should give europe to them
>>80048188
obviously in a perfect europe we wouldnt be importing muslims
>>80043573
>Neo-Qasim
>>80045027
>3 century CE
>Islam exists
dude, come one
>>80044816
My god Belarusian posters best posters.
Annex Poland now senpai
>>80043573
>uncolonized
>>80026455
where is my istria and dalmazia?
>>80042438
>Unified Indian subcontinent
Nice try poo in loo proxyfag
>>80045578
>So irrelevant even the EU won't take them in
>>80035722
>we
You seem to have fucked off to UK my friend
>>80026455
Fuck off, self-destructive krauts can't have any of our land. They've almost destroyed Europe three times now, they might actually do it this time around.
>>80031398
fuck off
>>80026455
this fucking thread again
>>80043665
Well I can add Baltic there if it will make you feel better.
>>80026455
>Czech
>Is Morava
American """"""""""""""""Education"""""""""""""""""" strikes yet again
>>80026455
Germany still exists.
>>80045938
>splits up italy
>s.tyrol still in
Why m8
>>80050699
its would be only fair
>>80050911
Happy?
>>80026455
Except for Corsica which for some reason you retards keep on giving it to Italy instead of making it independant, I unironically like it
>>80051079
Look at this cuck.
>>80051079
better
thanks
>>80048404
Europe already belongs to them
>>80051079
oh hell no!
>>80052158
And Budapest is their capital. 200k jew, largest synagogue in europe (dohány utcai zsinagóga) second largest in the world.
>>80026455
The flaw is that it was like that before and it failed. That alone is proof. And if Europe, at its most 'alpha' was prone to failure, there's no chance for you.
>>80026455
>kurdistan
In the ideal world there are no Muslims. Kingdom of Armenia and Greece should be those that occupy false nation Turkey.
Also, Azeri are scum and deserve to die.
>>80040253
triggered
>>80026455
>Anschluss happened
>Balts, estonians, belorussians and west ukrainians are Russian
>Netherlands is in Germany
>That isn't the Flanders/Wallonia border
>Independent scotland, united Ireland
OP is a gigantic cocksucking faggot
>>80026455
Literally perfect.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvMDZag8-DE
>>80030769
Hey, at least that turk is a respectful one. It's rare to find someone willing to agree to disagree in the shit tier parts of the world.
>>80042220
>Erasing conservative England
>Leaving the northern cuckolds and Ireland alive
Why
>>80053474
je to dobro bilo?
>>80054284
tek će da bude dobro
>>80029464
>Error 404 Reconquista not found
perfection
>>80026455
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
GET FLANDERS AND WALLONIA RIGHT
>>80029464
>Yes, YES! Let's give to the cucked Germany the rayciss Italy! So the vatican will fall and the new caliphate will rise!
Burger, are you even using your brain?
>ITT: Americans express their tacit lack of understanding of Europe
>>80026455
>brittany part of france
>wales and cornwall part of england
>basque country and catalonia part of spain
>non-independent albania
>constantinople and thrace not being part of greece
fuck you
Germany still exists.
>>80026455
>Implying the Dutch want to be part of Germany ever since they've been letting in the horde of refugees thanks to Merkel
>>80058939
>Making Frisians seperate
Why.jpg, we're proud to be orange-blooded Dutch as well
>>80059245
I dunno, I didn't make it, but you guys do have green cheese.
>>80059345
The Netherlands has the biggest cheese market in the world if i'm not mistaken
>>80044319
it's a joke you fucking retard
Stand back guys, I finally fixed it.
>>80064455
eh, not bad actually.
>>80064455
Poland needs more clay (Lwow) but it's not the worst
>>80043573
>Westonia
I'm dead
There are no faults with this map.
Try proving me wrong.
Protip: you LITERALLY can't
(grey = don't care 2bh)
>>80058939
>That Frisia
Why do people always include Groningen, East Frisia and Westfriesland? Those areas haven't been Frisian in centuries. Especially Groningers would be beyond triggered by this.
>>80026455
Germany and many other countries there are past critical mass. That means WWIII
Rate this Master Europe
>>80066424
This is the singlemost retarded thing an aussie posted.
>>80067707
not enough transylvania moved to hungary
>>80066424
>no grouping of Switzerland/Austria/Bavaria
shit
>>80067707
>giving germany any land
automatic rubbish
>>80069677
>Bavaria existing
shit
>>80042413
This is really nice, 9/10
I love what youve done with greece and romania.
Give the basques a homeland, and armenia some sea access, and I think this could actually work long term
Minor adjustments would be finland getting a bit more karelia, portugal getting galicia, and greece getting cyprus. Id let france keep corsica, but give up brittany and their bit of basque country in exchange for southern belgium.
Independent Assyria would be nice too, but we dont need to go into the whole ME sitution too much
