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Convince me to be a Mormon


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I am currently a Southern Baptist, but I have always liked the culture of Mormonism, but I am not sure about the religous parts.
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>>80015463
Polygamy.
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>>80015518
This
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They look nice from the outside but you do NOT want to get involved.
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>>80015463
really nigga

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3BqLZ8UoZk
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>>80015569
They haven't had polygamy in the mainstream since the 1800's (unfortunately)
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>>80015463

So you are going from being currently bluepilled to going politely bluepilled
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>>80015748
How is supporting large families, female subserviance, fag hating, and vague racism blue pilled
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>>80015653
I will see that video and raise you this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46PXaJxzuDE

>>80015711
http://www.vice.com/video/utahs-mormon-polygamist-kingston-clan
>inb4 vice, I know. But its a little hard to find left leaning media on this subject for some reason....
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>>80016002
The left views mormons as off limits for some reason
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I was always told all you need to do is follow the 10 commandments and the articles of faith
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>>80016199
*to be a good mormon
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>>80015463
Wear magic underwear and worship the alien, Kolob. You'll need that glazed over soulless expression you developed as a baptist so take that with you.
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>>80015463
Mormons are trying to reform the church. The church is cucked, the only good church remaining is mormons so there you go.
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>>80016158
White religious zelots that have been extreamly productive in turning a desert in to a prospering community. couldnt imagine why.

I dont really have anything aginst mormanism. I just think its a little odd and thats coming from a man with a pentacle tattooed on his arm.
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Similar beginning to Islam but even less believable. Even LGBT churches are more Christian than Mormons.
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KATE IS A SLUT
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>>80016235
XDDD
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>>80016002
>157 siblings
they are growing faster than african niggers
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>>80016815
I have 42 siblings...
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Mormons literally aren't Christian. They deny the divinity of Jesus.
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>>80015463
If you're under 20, polygamy will be legal before you're 30.
There are no strong arguments that don't fall to the same defense they used for gay marriage.
There's really no stopping it.
You can be an proper orthodox Mormon very soon.
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>>80016925
What the fuck man
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That akward moment they put their money where their mouth is:

>racist
>make family a priority
>Make religion a priority
>make marriage/virginity a priority
>make local jobs go to fellow mormons.
>exclude outside invaders
>exclude non whites
>exclude niggers
>raise big families
>raise wholesome families
>in a safe enviroment where everyone is white, and knows everyone.
>neighbors are all cool
>people are cool
>things are nice
>nature is gorgeous

Literally, I'm going back to utah. Fuck being around goddamn minorities.
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>>80017029
No they don't they believe in the trinity
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>>80017148
Parents were Fundamentalist Momons
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>>80017029
That I didn't know, wtf why do the have the church of JESUS CHRIST of latter day saints as a name...
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>>80016925
>pls be white
>pls be white
>pls be white
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>A FUCKING LEAF?!?!
WE ARE FUCKING DOOMED!
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>>80017280
All white no worries m8... maybe 1/64 cherokee
>>80017231
He is wrong they believe Jesus was given a normal mortal body on earth so humans could comprehend him
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>>80017280
Probably a poo in loo or native
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>>80017218
what are you now
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I am astonished that you are so quickly deserting the one who called you to live in the grace of Christ and are turning to a different gospel--which is really no gospel at all. Evidently some people are throwing you into confusion and are trying to pervert the gospel of Christ. But even if we or an angel from heaven should preach a gospel other than the one we preached to you, let them be under God's curse! As we have already said, so now I say again: If anybody is preaching to you a gospel other than what you accepted, let them be under God's curse!
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>>80015463
The religion of Mormonism is openly Satanic. Many aspects of it overlap Islam because it is totalitarian, a legal system unto itself, and not spiritual.
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>>80017487
A fan of jesus
I still consider myself a good spiritual person but I am never going to touch organized religion again
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>>80015463
Hey there. I was raised Southern Baptist and still really love the culture.

However I did convert to Mormonism. The religious parts are a bit strange unless you really know your new testament in greek and your old testament in hewbrew.

If you research and pray about the parts that you find odd, God will point you in the right direction.
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Mormons are well beyond mere heretics. They are decieers and charlatans.
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>>80017571
One of the main articles of faith in Mormonism is to follow the laws of the land
We believe in being subject to kings, presidents, rulers, and magistrates, in obeying, honoring, and sustaining the law.
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>>80017617
>A fan of jesus
coming from a ex mormon that could mean anything could you be more specific
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>>80017151
This. Utah is White heaven.
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>>80015965
Because those large families are open to nigger and spic pollution as long as said niggers and spics are card carrying members of the church.

In Mormon culture church membership trumps everything else. Race, culture, tradition, everything goes out the door if the church says so.
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>>80017774
I thought I explained well enough just under that
I believe there is a god in heaven but you do not need a church to worship him.
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>>80017749
>tfw remembering trying to memorize that and the other articles in primary to try and get my name on the wall
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>>80017850
If the church did something bad enough for me to leave I would
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>>80017940
same lol gold stars for days
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>>80015463
Ex-Mormon here, don't do it. I was glad I was raised Mormon, but I left when I was 18-- right around the time they expect you to go on your mission and do weird cult rituals in their temples.

If I have kids I'm sending them to the Mormon church. They have crazy ass beliefs, but damn do they have good morals.
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>>80015463
>Become agnostic
>No more irrational bullshit
>Only truth from now on, only truth.
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>>80018012
Those stars were dope. We had different kinds, like purple, blue, red, etc. I remember I liked the silver ones especially because I thought silver was way cooler than gold.
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>>80017749
There are lines. We are not allowing faggots in our temples because the supreme court of satan decreed that masturbaiting with a man's anus constitutes marriage!!

We fought the US once and won, we can and will do it again when necessary.
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>>80017850
>>80017984
See that's wrong tradition is a major part of it the word of God is the same yesterday today and tomorrow if anyone wants to change something they should be looked upon with suspicion
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>>80015463
Mormons are not Christian
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>>80017914
so you believe in the conventional trinity
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>>80018247
But they are
>We believe in God, the Eternal Father, and in His Son, Jesus Christ, and in the Holy Spirit.
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>>80018247
Repeating memes doesn't make them true.
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>>80015965

why do they all hate trump so much?
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Mormonism is for cucks
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>>80018306
Sure
I haven't put much thought into it for years.
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>>80018343
Every mormon I know is supporting trump. My ex-mormon now pagan uncle is supporting hillary though.
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>>80018080
Merkel fag be anti-religion, suprise. Go get raped by a turk you cuck
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>>80017984
Well son I currently live in a small majority Mormon community in Arizona. Grew up here and I want the fuck out. I know quite a few mixed race mongrel mormons and some of those pretty white mormon girls that /pol/ lusts over so very much have married mexican converts and squatted out a brood of shit colored children. If the Church being okay with that isn't bad enough, I don't know what is.
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>>80018343
I don't know, pro-trump myself
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>>80015463
Don't. Mormonism is basically fake-ass Christianity invented by a conman amerifat who wanted more wives despite the inherently destructive nature of polygamy.
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>>80018319
yeah nah mormonism is literally satanic.

>man can become God
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>>80018343
I have never met a mormon who didn't support Trump.
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>>80018740
>a God
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>>80018459
>>80018579

cruz won utah with almost 70%
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>>80018792
Didn't Romney support Cruz? They will always go with someone that's in over some who isn't
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>>80015463
Mormonism is like islam without the violence.

Made to benefit one man - The founder.

Just go Catholic or Orthodox, you'll find what you're looking for there. Or stay Baptist.
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>>80018602
Marriage is only 1 man and 1 women

Mark 10:8 And they twain shall be one flesh: so then they are no more twain, but one flesh.
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>>80018459
>Ex morman now pagan?
Im curious, what type of paganism?
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>>80015463
>belongs to a shithole
>transfers to another shithole
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>>80015463
Mormonism was created by a charlatan (Joseph Smith).
He used religion as a platform to rape underaged girls with the community's blessing.
>golden plates buried in the forest.
>magic translation stones given to him by an angel.
He found those golden plates 200 years ago.
In a land that has never been invaded.
Golden plates written by God that would prove every other religion to be false.
Yet nobody has ever seen these plates- to this day, besides Joseph smith.
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>>80019007
The only kind there is.
The faggot kind.
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>>80019194
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>>80019274
Nah, there's basically two kinds.

"muh Odin! Christianity made the white man weak!" Varg Vikernes style and "muh moon goddess, fuck kkkristianity!" Wicca shit.
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>>80019274
Dont you have a navel to gaze at?

>notice the captcha
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>>80019194
That's what I find the most off putting about Mormonism, and they refuse to acknowledge it.
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>>80017151

>surrounded by godlessness and degeneracy
>believe in god, don't believe in people who twist gospel to make money
>Mormons are heretical
>they still actually attempt to live a life in line with the teachings of Jesus
>meanwhile most Christian denominations continue to degenerate
>mfw I'm afraid of offending God by joining heretics

Being a hermit seems to be my only option.
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>>80019524
I find it a bit off putting too, Brigham Young seemed cool though
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>>80019547
So long as you don't commit an Unforgivable Sin you should be ok according to Mormon belief
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>>80019482
>watching Joy of Painting

I like you
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>>80018963

>Mormonism is like islam without the violence.

not at first. It was basically a religious military order, which is why it was so successful.

Frontier homesteaders really needed the protection of the mormon church from indians, which is why so many people joined.
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>>80018328
Mormons belive god once was like a mortal human and all "saints" will become gods with their own planets. That has nothing to do with pure christianism.
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>>80019547
Or you can work to set out degenerating brothers on the right path. It's hard not to just say fuck them all and give up but that's not what our Lord wants of us.
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>>80019666
Maybe its just me but whenever they come to my door I really have to restrain myself in asking how the fuck they can believe in that shit.

Which is kind of sad because they're perfectly nice people...unless its all a charade to lure people in
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>>80019702
Yep walk the straight and narrow and you could end up ruling your own kingdom in the afterlife.
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>>80019194
Magic things happened about a magic creator. Why is one magic any more believable than the other?
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>>80019684
>Unforgivable Sin
they really have not read the new testament
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>>80015463

inactive Mormon, AMA
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>>80019306
Ya they made it into a joke.
But this is the literal story behind Joseph smith.
I've known Mormons. They're afraid to admit they're Mormons to people they don't know. Because even they know that they're wrong.
They're beyond shady. Secretive back stabbing bastards.
Mormonism is a cult.
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>>80019692
It may seem like a meme to underageB& but I grew up with this on tv and its sooting as fuck.
>there are no mistakes, just happy little accidents.
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>>80019873
Is all the happiness and manners just a huge act?
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>>80019948
among the women
yes
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>>80017559
So are we just not going to talk about Galatians?
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>>80015463
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HSlbuli7HM
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>>80019929
I never got to watch it on TV and I only found the jewtube channel a few weeks back. I'd always known about it but I'd never actually watched an episode

It really is soothing as fuck. I watch it after I come home from work and its like all my troubles just float away.
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>>80020094
>not posting the real one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46PXaJxzuDE
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>>80019948

No, but neither is it universal.

Utah Valley is "Happy Valley" because mormon culture is a wholesome, optimistic, and overwhelmingly white culture. Families are strong, marriages are common and happen young, communities are tightly knit. Even in other parts of the world (I served a mission in Japan) people act like this - the Japanese converts that stayed active were just like white Mormons in mannerisms but Asian.

I personally am from NJ, and was one of 2 mormon kids in my high school. I did not turn out that way because it was not the culture I grew up in.
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>>80019948
Nope. Mormonism is pretty awesome.

>>80020013
Women wouldn't try to convert men "to" mormonism to marry the if they didn't like it, they would be converting away.
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>>80019871
Unforgivable sins are separate from the Unpardonable sin. Unforgivable sins are only unforgivable in this life(they believe in reincarnation.)
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Join an Orthodox Church if for whatever reason you cannot bear the thought of finding a traditionalist Catholic church.
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>>80019855
It isn't.
Christianity at least has the shroud of the ages distorting it- Mormonism is right here, right now and smells like the dog shit I just stepped in.
My neighbor has a pistol from 1819 (Joseph smith was like a teenager or something at that time)- and yet these reality altering, gift from God plates are nowhere to be found- even though the church has never lost possession of them...
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>>80020300
>Mormonism is pretty awesome.
how the hell is jesus and satan brothers
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>>80019874
>They're beyond shady. Secretive back stabbing bastards.
Oh I know. I lived near what is basically the biggest Mormon enclave outside of Utah back in high school and one day I basically got excommunicated from all the Mormon kids overnight. It was the weirdest fucking shit, all of a sudden all these seemingly random kids couldn't even stand to be near me and I didn't even know a lot of them. People I knew had no idea what the fuck was happening. It was like bodysnatchers came and got like a third of the school.

Then I finally got somebody to figure out what the fuck was going on and basically a Mormon "friend" of mine got butthurt at a dick joke I made and got all the other Mormons to unperson me because I was "perverted." Rich coming from the worshiper of a polygamist.
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>>80020403
>Join an Orthodox Church
not everyone is into idolatry and saint worship
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>>80020104
He started the show after doing therapy sessions with vets so it makes since. thats why he always makes the joke about slapping the water out of the brush. Dont be afraid of the sudden noise.
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>>80020413

Mormon doctrine holds that all men and women are literal children of God, including Christ and Lucifer. We are therefore all siblings and brothers/sisters. By the same extension Christ is out brother.
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>>80018963
This.
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>>80019855
tradition and revealed truth

Joseph Smith had a reputation for looking for buried treasure. He also had a terrible reputation with his local Protestant church. So when he finds "golden plates" and gets visitations from angels, you have to start to wonder
>God and Heaven make terrible choices in individuals by putting the onus of starting a new faith on a failed treasure hunter and polygamist. or
>Joseph Smith made it all up because he wanted to go out West with every other settler and start a polygamist colony

As for Jesus, he fulfilled every bit of a (then) 750yr. old prophecy. He performed miracles for anyone who wanted to witness them. He defied every authority with peace and quoting scripture (unlike Joseph Smith and his followers. Look up "Mountain Meadows Massacre"). His deeds and sermons and miracles were witnessed by thousands. His apostles risked torture, imprisonment and death to spread his word.

So....that's why.
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>>80020572
Ah so that's why he has animals on every now and then
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I'm agnostic, and I really like what Jesus said about you are your own church, or something like that.

Mormon church is long - all day. And they're constantly up each others' asses hard, trained to monitor each other. I respect the efficiency it produces, but it's creepy.

Should you change your mind after marriage with kids and leave the church you are ex communicated completely. A risk that should be considered as well.
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>>80020413
The "Jesus and Satan are Brothers" bit is just something people twisted to shock people away from Mormonism.

The the teaching they twist to arrive at this narrative is that everyone came from God, so we are all related via God the Father. So by this logic you're Jesus's and Satan's brother as well.
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>>80020074
You know... that one thing...
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>>80019007
Sorry for the late reply, phone died. I honestly couldn't tell you. Whatever it is, I don't think he takes it seriously. He just uses it to talk about pagan holidays my family doesn't care about. He's super into the arts and a big liberal, so we weren't surprised when he told us he was going to be a pagan from now on.
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>>80020680

This is false. People are only excommunicated when they actively undermine the faith of others (for example, unrepentant adultery), not for simply going inactive. There are many part member and part active families in a given congregation.
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>>80020600
But Christ is part of the Trinity meaning he is part of god and Lucifer is just a fallen angel which means he is bellow humans and far bellow christ
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>>80020533
Why do you think polygamy is wrong?
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>>80020878

Mormons reject the Trinity, as it was forwarded by a council that had no moral or religious authority to establish doctrine. The original, pre-Roman Christian church did not believe in the Trinity, either.
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>>80020878
Everything was created by God therefore we are all God's children this include Jesus and Lucifer
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>>80015463
>Protestant heresy
Fucking pleb, I'll pray for your sins against the almighty.
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>>80020878
I was always taught that we didn't believe in the trinity, or atleast not the conventional trinity.
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>>80020925
I think polygamy is perfectly fine. Shit its not like marriage actually means anything anymore.
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>>80020547
Ah, Prottiposter, how are you tonight, latria and dulia still giving you trouble?
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>>80020925
What is Mark 10:8
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>>80020737
Yeah no they actually have a narrative story explaining how they got there. It involves Jesus failing. They are not Christians.
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>>80020680
>I really like what Jesus said about you are your own church
Jesus never said that.
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>>80020878
The "Trinity" is a Catholic invention not mentioned anywhere in the Bible.

The fact remains that Christ comes from God and so does Lucifer, making them related even in the most fucked up Catholic Pagan integration narratives.
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>>80015463
If you become a Mormon you will never enter heaven.

Read about the 144,000 before you believe in a religion that was started by a con artist.
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>>80021142

Jesus failing? I'm sorry, where does this information come from?

Mormon doctrine is that Jesus performed the atonement and payed the price of all mankind's sins and imperfections...you might be thinking of sokkagakkai or whatever that Japanese political faith is called
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>>80015463
they are nice people.
>their book is just wrong, genetics, history, geography, biology. all made up
and you'd be expected to give 10% of you money to their "church"
that being said, ...wrong, but nice folks
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>>80015463

What you want is the "Community of Christ" fka Reorganized Latter Day Saints.

CoC doesn't require that you believe any of Joseph Smith's writing, which the other Saints groups have modified anyway. No polygamy, excessive, bizarre, rituals are dispensed with. No unquestionable Authority hierarchy to deal with.
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>>80021259
Jehova's Witness detected
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>>80021217
Matthew 28:19 "Go ye therefore, and teach all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Ghost"
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>>80017781
White and Delightsome
are the word you're looking for
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>>80021383
Rev 7:4
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>>80021039
False, the believe goes back as far as Ignatious, and multiple teachings speak of obedience to Father, son and the Spirit, in conjuction, rather than separate.

>>80021383
Says the heretic who follows sola scriptura when said scripture was still being written by the original church when Trinity was practiced.
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>>80015463
John browning was a mormon.
As crafty as the jews, they just don't have enough resources to challenge them out right, yet.
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>>80021142
I'm Mormon, there is nothing in our version of the Christ Mythology that involves him falling.
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my step sister and her offs[ring are morons, they definitely drank the kool-aid, on another note, this past weekend a couple of moron girls knocked on my door, i would have ignored them except one was a hot asian. i started at her tits the entire time that they were yakking, then told them that i wasn't in the market for a new religion.
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>>80020775
You... know...
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>>80015711
>>80015518
Nobody who has actually been around women and has a networth less than several billion would ever actually want more than one wife.
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>>80021567
>Says the heretic who follows sola scriptura when said scripture was still being written by the original church when Trinity was practiced.

It's just not there, show me it being there and I'll repent of my Mormonism and convert to whatever.

Something tells me you're a Muslim foot licking, Fag Apologist Catholi-Cuck.
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Has a built in search function to answer most questions.

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=org.lds.ldssa
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>>80020925
Because it's inherently unbalanced towards a few elite men having many wives. This was fine as a primeval instinct back when most of the men of the tribe were going to die before or during sexual maturity anyway, but in civilized society it doesn't work because most of the men will live through adulthood and they expect a fucking wife out of their trouble for contributing to the advancement of society. It's not even balanced out by women having multiple husbands because no uncucked man would want to share his wife with other men anyway and it makes no sense reproductively, because while one man can easily have children among multiple wives, a woman can only be knocked up by one guy at a time. A woman with 9 husbands would mean 8 of them are basically serving no reproductive function as soon as she gets pregnant, so it's no wonder we're not naturally inclined to be in relationships like that and polygamist households are nearly always one man, multiple women.

Modern polygamist societies have all sorts of trouble because they're forced to exile or otherwise suppress their excess males so that the dirty old rich men can keep their harem. And a having bunch of unsexed men at a sexually mature age around is asking for trouble.

It is counterproductive to civilization and basically just excess pussy hoarding.
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>>80018209
was that when the US came to get you
for killing settlers?

or other illegal acts?
oh Fraud, that's a joseph S. favorite ;)
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>>80021768
Why is the wall all mouldy?
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has anyone played fists of jesus on android?
its fun as hell
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>>80021750
>>80021537
You need to read more, my lost brother.

Sola scriptura is nothing but conceit.
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>>80016234
>>80016199
Nope, the articles of faith are doctrinal declarations, not commandments.
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>>80020818
I really hate that leftist use a lot of pagan religions simply to be edgy and work at giving them more of an ego boost.
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>>80021217

More Like the trinity is an explanation formed based on text from the bible, Jesus says himself that he is the Son of God and gives himself the name I AM.

>Then Jesus came to them and said, “All authority in heaven and on earth has been given to me. 19 Therefore go and make disciples of all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit, 20 and teaching them to obey everything I have commanded you. And surely I am with you always, to the very end of the age.

clearly the bible s presenting jesus as not just another angel or human, so what is he?
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>>80021888
what are you talking about i'm proving to him that trinity is in the bible
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>>80018319
jesus?
Mormon Satan's brother.

and if you didn't agree with Mormon jesus,
you're cursed to be born black

Good luck with Kolob, you'll be a god someday lol
Tell me about how the moonmen dress like Kwakers!
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>>80021849
Nope, when they tried to invade us when we declared our self a separate state.

We re-entered the Union on conventional terms that were then immediately violated by the Union.

They paid "settlers" to try to come and displace Mormon populations in Utah. Utah is harsh as fuck and no one in their right mind would come out there.

"settling" on another white man's land is a good way to get shot.

Don't let the sun set on your back nigger.
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>>80017231
Can confirm is lie. Mormons are all about Jesus. Big fans of the New Testament and everything.
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>>80022097
I'm a big fan of the old testament what does that make me?
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>>80017571
>Openly satanic
No evidence

>Overlap Islam
No evidence

>legal system unto itself
No evidence

Go make up crap on reddit.
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>>80021875

Scrub bushes grow in the cracks

this is the olive vineyard in the Kidron Valley between Mount of Olives / Mount Scopus and Old City.
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>>80018328
Mormons praise Muhammad, budha, and so on... and put them NEXT to jesus.

Mormons believe they will be EQUAL to jesus (god)
and rule over their own planet.
>rest my case
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>>80022211
kek
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>>80022097
Thats what I thought lol
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>>80021823
3 or more consenting adults want to consensually have a consensual relationship is ok.
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>>80022097
Galatians though...
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>>80022286

Ummm....no? None of those men performed the atonement, friend. None carried the fullness of the Gospel, either.

We can also never be equal to Christ of God because our salvation was only possible through their creation and sacrifice. Any glory we attain adds to theirs.
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>>80017151
Careful there. Mormons also genuinely are happy to have racial minorities join. You can find Spanish speaking congregations (wards) all over the place that get subsidized help to function, for example.
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>>80022359
Ok, just ignore all my points then.
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>>80022471
>We can also never be equal to Christ of God

You sound like a quitter to me
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>>80021537
>>80022012

Yes, we believe the Father and the Son and the Holy Ghost are three very important distinct and separate entities.

There is no rubbish about them all being one person in anything but Muslim Foot Licking, Fag Loving, little boy fucking Catholi-Cuck literature.

>>80021888
What is this "sola scriptura" shit you're on about? Lick any Muslim feet lately? Fuck any little boy?

>>80022012
Mormons ((( we ))) believe that Jesus was the first born son of God the Father.
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You don't need to be a Mormon but it's nice to be involved with Mormons and live around them.
Mormons are probably the most puppy-like people I can think of.
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>>80022614

ya got me there, Fosters
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>>80019702
A Christian with any understanding of the religion would never use the term 'christianism'.

Idiot, backwater, moron that knows nothing of Christianity confirmed.
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>>80022673
>first born son of God the Father.
and where in the bible does it say who his other children are
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>>80022286
This is 100% bull shit. The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints ( i.e. Mormons ) in no way recognize Muhammed, Buddha or any other distinctly non-Christian religions.
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>>80022575
Your points focused on specific pockets of possible execution of polygamy not polygamy as a whole.
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>>80022673

Are you just baiting? because you are the most hostile foul mouthed mormon in the world.

Nothing like a normal mormon that his happy to have theological debates without insults and acting like an ass.
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>>80015463
Become a Lutheran you really dont need to do anything to get to heaven.
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>>80019855
you faith is in Joseph Smith
put it on the Bible instead.

and you prayed upon it and felt it was true?
go with your dreams, or made up scripture?

you really don't think its sin to claim to be a god in the making? hubris!
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>>80020533
Some dick on 4chan thinks people avoided him because they were Mormon and not because he was a dick.

Butthurt and hilarious.
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>>80022869
That is how polygamy is executed time and time again in ancient and modern history. Whatever fucking tumblr sexual equality shit you have in your head is not reality.
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>>80022943
Mormons do not believe Smith is a God.
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>>80015463
Mormonism is a heretical cult founded by a delusional false prophet
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>>80015463
>>80021068
If the Southern Baptists like this guy can't convince you to be Mormon, you aren't paying attention.
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>>80023045
Yes all of them being Mormon including people who had no connection to me or my dick joke at all aside from the fact that they were also Mormon was surely a coincidence. No clannishness here, that's just a bigoted myth.
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>>80018963
The founder has been dead for a long time m8. I don't think he benefits much from it anymore.
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>>80022789
Everywhere, dumbfuck. What do you think the term Father means? Plenty of scriptures back this up with literal and not metaphorical weight.
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>>80022789

Acts 17
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>>80023068
Are you 100% sure about that? If I post some proof that you are wrong will you eat a sock on a live stream?
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>>80023256
Butthurt idiot still continues to believe that Mormonism was the cause of a clique not liking him, when cliques exist in every culture and demographic all of the time.

But he's still a dick.

Still hilarious.
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>>8002344
I'm not interested in whatever exceptions among your genderqueer polysexual friends you have to show me Justin.
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>>80023424
Ding ding ding. Winner
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>>80020841
undermine the faith?
>or point out you're off the correct path

not a drop of Israelite blood was in the Americas. no steel swords, no horses.

there is NO "reformed Egyptian"

>sorry, now come over to Jesus
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>>80023539
Suddenly /pol ignores his post and /pol is called a cult on /b
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>>80022844
Well, careful there. Their First Presidency put out a thing in the 90's saying that all of these traditions had some truth and value.

Now mind you, that's nothing like accepting these people are comparable to Jesus, but it does suggest that they are open to multiple sources of truth.
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>>80022943
Now I get why you don't like Mormons: you know nothing about their religion and hate some figment of your imagination. You have my pity.
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>>80023709
Underrated.
Actually lol'ed
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>>80023692

That's fair, because you are correct there is no scientific evidence for any of those things, just as there is scant little for many of the miracles and events in the Bible.
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>>80021051
chritianity: Jesus is GOD in the flesh
Mormonism: jesus is one of Gods kids, just like satan, or you and me.

one of the two is not Christian.

claims to have the most "correct book" that gest edited every few years, and has no original copy
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>>80023619
I am assuming you screwed up and meant to tag me but if I can show real world examples of function growth even though growth is for some reason a focal point if your argument would you eat a sock on livestream?
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>>80015463
Propel that are 'convinced' are fake converts and never last
Read the Book of Mormon and pray about it
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>>80015518

>polygamy

Reminds me of another famous Western religion
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>>80023905
Hey man you got a religion where native americans fought the Roman Legionarres called Neopets it's totally cool. No need to be so high and mighty about it.
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>>80022789
John 10:33
"The Jews answered him, saying, For a good work we stone thee not; but for blasphemy; and because that thou, being a man, makest thyself God. Jesus answered them, Is it not written in your law, I said, Ye are gods?"

Jesus is clearly telling everyone that not only is he a god by birth right, but we are all "gods" by relation to him.

Deal with it.

>>80022906
I'm a convert from East Tennessee. Raised Southern Baptist. I am pretty fucking far from an average Mormon.

I drink, cuss and fight. I'm a military contractor. So basically a hired gun.

I know I'm a major sinner. But I also know my scripture and know that the true Church of Jesus Christ would not be some sort of mega-church or in the halls of ancient cathedrals. It would be something small, humble, unpopular and mocked on a regular basis.

As the Catholic Church seeks popularity by going more main stream, the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints has doubled down on its resolve to protect the family, marriage and all things good in the world.

Even if I was 100% an atheist, I'd know the Mormon church was the last best hope of western Christianity surviving.

I got to say I do respect Eastern Orthodox.
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>>80024031
Why do you think the words "Catholic" and "Christian" are interchangeable?
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You know what Mormons, Atheists, and Vegans have in common?

They'll all let you know what they are whenever they can bring it up.
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>>80024075
> Doesn't know what the term Western means.
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>>80021629
jesus didn't fail Mormons

Joseph Smith did
did the Freemasons teach you the secret handshake to get into heaven?
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>>80024042
No, I will not eat a sock on livestream.
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Galatians Galatians Galatians
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>>80015463
> when the OP is a mormon Shill and he doesn't know hes going into the ovens with the Jews and Muslims
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>>80024075

Let's name some polygamists, shall we?

>Abraham
>Moses
>Jacob
>David
>Solomon
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>>80024333
You let me down.
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>>80024359
Literally not a mormon, I just like their culture. If I thought their religion made sense to me I would be a mormon
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>>80024336

Mormon's don't preach a God different from that in the Bible, NT or OT. They interpret scripture differently than you do, but they worship the same God.
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>>80024563
Mormon's have got a very simple test: Read their scripture until you understand the message and pray about it. The book literally says that you're promised an answer.

If you don't get an answer, then keep on walking. Mormons wont even let you join until you give that a try. Not kidding.
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>>80024359
Go lick some Muslim Feet and Apologize to Gays, that is if you're not too busy fucking an alter boy. Faggot Catholi-Cuck.

Face it.

Your false order has fallen. Repent for following you're false prophet and embrace the true light of Christ's church on earth.
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>>80024374
Yep, they also fucked up, god never approved that shit. Despite their sin they had faith in god and it was credited to them as righteousness.
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>>80015463
https://youtu.be/Dl0c5nl6u48

Please watch before you go full retard
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>>80024563
Believe in the Mormon religion is not a requirement to become Mormon. You simply have to have a "desire to believe". i.e. you must agree it would be nice if there were a God looking over western civilization.
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>>80024815
Dude, why all the Catholic hate?

Don't get me wrong, their tradition is heavily flawed in many ways, but it served as the (unreliable) backbone for the development of Western society. Not only that, but the bad vibes between Mormons and Catholics kinda died down through the 90s. Most of them at least get along. I would rather have a devout Catholic neighbor than someone with false beliefs. They tend to be pretty good people.
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>>80024610
They literally preach a conflicting Gospel. Given to them by an Angel.
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>>80025021
Actually, Mormons have a special interview prior to baptism for converts that literally requires the person to express faith in Christ and the 'restored gospel' (a term that they use for their religion).

Now, don't get confused, many Mormons like to say they 'know' the religion is true, and converts don't have to be at that level. But they do have to believe. Prayer and some reading of scripture are standard and required through missionaries before baptism. Ask your bishop.
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>>80025100
You speak with such confidence, but provide literally no evidence.
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>>80022493
lots of spiks joining
>they don't have the Internet
and a proper education to let them know better.

there is not a shred of evidence of Nephites or Lemonites ever having existed in the American continent
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>>80016158
They are useful idiots for the CIA and FBI, consummate tattle tales, and if not too dumb to take seriously anyway.
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>>80025100

It conflicts with nothing but your interpretations of the scripture. You are human, not divinity. Your interpretation is not dogma.
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>>80016594
YOU BETTER SHUT THE FUCK UP NERD
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>>80025301
On that note everyone is a convert even if you grew up in the church as you are not allowed to join till you are 8 years old.
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>>80022781
that flag implies English is the b/ro's second language.

enche mas o saco destes doidos
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>>80017781
Lol tons of Mexicans in Utah, if you want to live in Provo or St George maybe but Utah is getting less and less white every year. Blacks and Hispanics pretty much ruined Salt Lake
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>>80025418
>Talks of Mesoamerican peoples by slander
>Doesn't understand links between Mesoamerican cultures and 'Lemonites', whatever the hell those are.

You're funny. Keep talking.
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>>80025418

Or that Noah built an ark. Or that Jonah was eaten by a whale. Or that the plagues occurred. Or that Jews were enslaved in Egypt. Or that giants existed. Or that there was a Garden of Eden. Or that people lived to be up to 900 years old before the Flood.
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>>80025100
wasn't mohammed given his message by an angel
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>>80025561
While technically true, adult members are required to undergo 'discussions': regimented and planned learning from missionaries, which is not required of children being baptized at 8 years of age.
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>>80025672
>Or that Noah built an ark
what is mt ararat
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>>80017940
I seriously thought I couldn't "graduate" primary if I didn't memorize those lol.
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>>80025363
You can't make this up. It's just so easy.

>>80025494
It factually conflicts. It's an outright alteration. This hoop jumping is entertaining though.

>>80025683
Yup.
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Mormonism is just Satanism with a different name as are all false religions. I hope you find salvation some day, brother. Give yourself to the heavenly father and relish in your newfound freedom from the chains of degeneracy and evil.
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>>80025683

Wasn't Jerubaal given his by one? Or Gideon?
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>>80025683
And like everything in the old testament.
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well they try to say they're christian

I think they have the right idea about not displaying the cross though

who the fuck thinks that's a good logo?
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>>80025609
Today's an exciting day for you. You get to learn what a typo is, and is not. GOOGLE IT!
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>>80025809

It is a mountain, and not a boat
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>>80023905
lived with a Mormon 4 months,
visited you temple.... so on
...great people, read the book.

>does not detract from the accounts having ZERO archaeological/genetic/geographic evidence
>and founder being shady as F%^&
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>>80026028

this is why I am inactive, among other reasons
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>>80026028
My magic > your magic

Come now. Has any religion been proven?
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>>80015463
>Mormons
>not heretics
Lmao join the one true religion senpai
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>>80020600
Oh and by the way God fucked his daughter Mary to impregnate her with Jesus. They believe this not making it up. Nice dubs btw
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>>80025836
Restored means brought back to the original. Mormons believe, and are eager to readily demonstrate, that their interpretation is the correct reading of the Bible.

And yet, despite your confidence, you still can't name any contradictions.
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>>80025085
It's pretty easy to hate an organization who's leader is openly advocating the genocide of your race and the destruction of your civilization.

G.K. Chesterton, a very respectable Catholic Author said that true Paganism is superior morally in every way to fallen Christianity.

Catholicism has fallen. I rather have Hindu or Buddhist neighbors than Catholic or Muslim neighbors.
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>>80026213

And Adam and Eve's children married and reproduced with each other to sire all of mankind.
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>>80024002
the bibble is supported by various historical accounts. jewish, roman, Coptic.

and scriptures and archaeology always surface to lend more proof
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>>80018433
Isn't the rastafari movement just another heresy?

I thought they were christians who believe that Etheopian king was the second coming of Christ
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>>80026213
They don't believe that. You're making crap up again.

If that's the game we're playing, I'll just claim that's what YOU believe. BWAHAHAHA, checkmate!
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>>80026166
>religion is around 200 years old
>no evidence what so ever
>mfw there's more evidence showing Christ was alive then mormonism
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>>80026420
Let's see this "evidence".
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>>80018433

>Church of the pedo priests is number 1.
>T. Surrendermonkeys

Kys frog
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>>80015463
The one thing I'll never understand is why threads like this on /pol/ AND /his/ always get replies in the 200+'s.

Are Christards really that bad at recognizing bait threads?
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>>80026234
Openly advocating simply isn't true. You're interpreting the well meaning and blithely ignorant actions of their present pontiff and throwing the baby out with the bath water.

Just look at the groups fighting the social degradation of our society under SJWs. Many of them are Catholic. Catholicism certainly started out fallen, but it's a far cry from Islam.

Most true Asian Buddhists only believe that tradition about as much as sports fans believe in ESPN... it's more of a pattern of tradition for them than a religion. But it's a good tradition if they follow it.
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>>80026586
Would you really want us weighing in on things that mattered?
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>>80026496
>our calendar is based on our lord, Jesus Christ
>needs more evidence

Kek, I was you when I was twelve, lad. No worries, you'll grow out of atheism once you hit about 16-17.

Also underage b&.
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>>80026496
Nigga you can't deny he was a real person wether you believe he is the son of god is up to you
I literally just typed In documentation of Christ take a look for yourself
http://www.bethinking.org/jesus/ancient-evidence-for-jesus-from-non-christian-sources
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>>80015463
Don't do it.

The only thing that Mormons do right is get married early. Everything else is a clusterfuck. They treat it like a secret club. If you've ever visited Salt Lake City you'd understand. The temple there requires key card access which is provided to every registered Mormon. Sundays are filled with Mormon families clogging up streets as they walk to Church. Their beliefs are batshit insane as well. They believe you will become a God and go to a special planet where you die to have awesome space sex for eternity.

The Churches are beautiful, but it's cult-tier.
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>>80026386
Head out of your ass man if course it's true, missionaries don't mention it cause God is supposed to be a virgin. Not making shit up, come from a devote Utah Mormon family so... There u go. Just cause you're blowing ten percent of your income on "fire insurance" shouldn't justify allowing yourself to be in denial about your faith.
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>>80026225
Yes, everyone who makes a new religion claims they're just "restoring what was lost".

Read the book.
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>>80026756
You make a fair point Canabro. Sorry about all the leaf stuff.
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>>80026960
There church's are pretty shit tier tbqh
Also this there belief system is fucking insane
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>>80026619
Catholicism is Muslim tier now. It is a heresy.

"well meaning and blithely ignorant" actions of a fucking Jesuit? Are you really that fucking stupid? That man knows exactly what he's doing.

There is a reason why they forced Ratzinger out.

There is massive hatred towards Catholics rising in all circles of Christianity.

Catholicism simply isn't Christian or western anymore. There is no baby in this bathwater. That baby is out the door or in the grave. It's time to throw the bath water out or have a new baby.

I know a lot of Hindus and a lot of Buddhists ( asian ones from asia not the hippies) . None of them want to import muslims, lick muslim feet or grovel to homosexuals.

When a Buddhist icon is standing up for the west then the Catholic icon is literally getting on his knees and doing foot fetish porn with the invaders... you know there is a big fucking problem.
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>>80026960
Also the church headquarters in salt lake is shaped like a giant erect penis
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>>80027227
It's the current state of the church as a Catholic it's sickening
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>>80027264
Three of them. So you know you're about to get fucked up.
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>>80026869
>our calendar is based on our lord, Jesus Christ
Does provide any evidence just a testament of how influential the religion was and how successful Christian euro-peons were for it to still be around to day.

>>80026420
smith was a real bloke, before you ask for the golden plates show me the chalice, lance, and the ark of the covenant.
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>>80027211
Enjoying muslim prayer time in your pretty churches you dirty fucking muslim foot licker?
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>>80015463
maybe don't be such a fuckin retard and abandon your jewish theology
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>>80017151
>exclude non whites
>exclude niggers
Yep, that's why they have chapels in non white countries, and actively try to convert nonwhites.
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>>80027637
Sorry you feel that way
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>>80016158
Not true, they still hate them in CA for prop 8 despite that being Obama's fault.
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>>80027785
I'm sorry you worship a kike, and that your ancestors would be ashamed.
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>>80027437
I am truly sorry to see good Catholics being taken for this ride. I know yall can't really get off and there isn't exactly anyway to impeach or vote out a Pope.

I would say you guys who are left that don't want the west to be turned into a 3rd world hell hole to be more open to things like Mormonism.

Mormonism teaches all the core christian values along with protecting the west. Some of the teachings may sound insane, but when you're running for you life from a hoard of gay sand niggers, and all the liberal Catholics are trying to lick their feet, you can count on the Mormons to let you in and fight to the last.
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>>80027867
The last time my people were pagan they it was 800 AD
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>>80027726
They want minorities to stay where they come from while being Mormon.
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>>80027498
Not denying smith was real
>magical hat
>2 sets of plates
>different readings from plates
>200 years ago
>heretic smith couldn't think about saving one piece
>200 years ago
>200
>years
>ago
Think about that that's pretty fucking recent you don't think we would have the proof of what supposedly happened pretty much yesterdah
>chalice, Lance, Ark
>2000 plus years
>this items were moved and hidden multiple times by different groups for there preservation
>still is documentation of the once where abouts of these items
Well gee wilkers you got me there
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>>80017029
>>80017571
>>80018247
>>80018740
These are not true.
I don't really want to read every post and correct it, but the best place to get info about the church is from them, (website or door-knockers) and then consider it yourself because a lot of people say not true things about them everywhere.
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>>80028039
the last time your people were mormon, was....never

it's a synthetic, invented religion, which was made fuckin last Thursday

you and I both know it's bullshit
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>>80027498
If evidence was given to you clear as day, you'd still reject it in order to sound smart amongst your middle school friends, but when they fear for their lives, they will not cry out to their classmates, but to the heavenly father to save them. Also, I guarantee you all of them are Christians, but rebelling against their parents at the time being. Don't get left behind.
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>>80024063
pray about whatever you want
and "follow you're heart"

because the heart has led thousands astray.
read the Bible, pray, and follow it. not your feelings
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>>80024359

Hitler liked the Mormons. Ben Garrison is an honorary Mormon.
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>>80028134
lol,

we actually have segregated services.

This thread has helped remind me why I love being a Mormon.
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>>80025301

False, they have to have "faith"

>Faith defined as the hope for things that are not seen.
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>>80028444
Sauce on Hitler? Never heard it
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>>80027566
>>80028031
All catholics don't agree with the pope
It's this movement of the left
Even mormonism is plagued with what's going on
They as well are following suit with the catholics
Maybe 10 20 years ago they weren't so accepting of minorities and gays now look at them now
What you think about mormonism isn't true all the church cares about is money they will continue to conform aslong as it lines there pockets
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>>80024815

Get Nuked by Best Korea you Plastic ChuckleFuck

>>80024563
Sure you aren't you fucking wannabe Kike

>>80024729
>>80024610
>>80025021
You Mormons are some Cucked faggots. We know how to deal with your kind.
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>>80015463
It's a bullshit religion with illogical theology that is a insult to the Christian faith, but Mormons are usually really nice people; I've never met a Mormon that I didn't like.
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>>80024273
trying to pass off as normal people

>they have whole TV add campaigns telling you just how Normal they are
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>>80028549
No true. Told a few Bishops a few times I believe in the values but not the magic.

Each one has given me some version of this "desire to believe" talk some church leader gave in the 70's
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>>80028560

http://religionnews.com/2015/02/19/mormon-nazis-new-book-uncovers-lds-support-third-reich/
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>>80024273
This.
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>>80028669
*not all
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>>80028669
>What you think about mormonism isn't true all the church cares about is money they will continue to conform aslong as it lines there pockets

This is why you're going to be the ass end of a splinter group in a failed heretical order.

The Mormon leaders all live exceedingly humble lives and dump pretty much everything into charity.

prove me wrong.
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>>80024815
one organization is he oldest on earth, and manages to continue over nearly two thousand years.

the other is 186 yrs old, in diapers.

but claims to be the one and only, says they believe in your scriptures.
but focuses on a little blue book of nonsense instead.
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>>80029057
Didja hear that Mormons?

All you need to do to become legit is survive for another couple millenia!

That means it was true all along!
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>>80025006
>some people encounter Sasquatch

and sasquatch has fossil evidence, and a few footprints! I'll give it a chance.

lemonites, nephites... Pure Fiction
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>>80028959
your mormon "god" living the humble life

http://www.zillow.com/blog/mitt-romneys-6-homes-70711/
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>>80028959
They use their charity money to push legislation and continue their control of Utah politicians. The end time goal of the Mormon church is to lead a one world government predicated on their laws, and that's doctrine not some tinfoil shit.
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>>80028686
Hahah, those Muslim feet tasting that good you Catholi-Cuck?

News flash, the "Bible is the Same as Koran", says Pope Foot Fetish Francis.

That mean's you Catholics are Muslim tier now. You now follow a heretical order lead by a genocidal heretic maniac.
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>>80025301
Why baptize as a Mormon?

They'll baptize you after you die anyways.
like it or not, thousands of holocaust jews now baptized LDS
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>>80028959
>catholic
>heretical
Lad
WEW
Just because the church is telling you it's donating some money to keep the goyim happy doesn't account for the greed of the church itself
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>>80028842
Alma 32 21 And now as I said concerning faith—faith is not to have a perfect knowledge of things; therefore if ye have faith ye hope for things which are not seen, which are true.

You don't have to believe in the magic, you just gotta hope its true.
>Like sure that would be nice.
But find a less aspergerie way to say that, it's really all that's required to pass off the interview questions.

It's like the easiest church to have faith in, because you get to use there definition of faith. Literally you don't have to believe it at all and sill have faith.
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>>80025683
"and so one day two it shall be, Joseph Smith or the sword"

>That is a J.S. quote. check it "Morons"
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>>80029057
Maybe we don't have the "one true scriptures", but you know what I know we do have?

A leader that doesn't suck muslim toes, apologize to gays and wants to genocide the west!

lol!

Some times it's what you don't have that counts.

Catholi-Cuck

Now go suck some feet or fuck an alter boy.
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>>80029241
Romney is not a church leader and makes no money from the Mormon church.

Prove me wrong
>>
>>80029241
Mitty is not a church leader. He is a fag, just like you.
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>>80029399
> pope Francis is the pope that Mormons think will magically make people stupid enough to become Mormons.

you better learn yourself some catholic history son.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pope_Alexander_VI


Mormons will never be relevant and your church won't make it through the Trump Presidency. Donald has big IRS investigation plans to crush the church of Romney. Don't fuck with trump you brainwashed chuckleFuck. Good Luck with the Best Korean Nuclear lolocaust.
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>>80029555
Give me some level of evidence that the Mormon church is spending its money on anything other than ways to help people.

Pro tip:
You Can't
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>>80029423

The fucking Jews shut it down hard core... Almost like they where afraid of someone doing the genealogy to find out just how many Jews really died in the holocaust. But to believe that would make you a conspiracy theorist :^)
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>>80025668
leave proper Pussy word choice to SJWs

no quiero que lleven otros al infierno con sus mentiras
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>>80029767
His dad was dummy
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>>80029767
>>80029769

Mitt Romney is a literal Bishop of the Mormon Church and sits on it's effective board of Directors. If you believe the Bullshit they spoonfeed you, you're probably a Mormon.
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>>80029796
Good luck considering Mormons are more installed in government power positions than jews. lol...
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>>80029984
There is no "Board of Directors" , being a Bishop is an unpaid position and is a pain in the ass.

I was asked to be a Bishop one, said no.
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>>80030072

Screencapping this. The Collective Mormon butthurt will be tremendous when their heretic cult falls.
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>>80026225
show ONE
piece of Reformed Egyptian.

joseph smith was not able to translate Egyptian
>Visit a mayan/Aztec temple, no mention of your BullShit religion anywhere.
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>>80029874
>the ignorance is real
DOOD it's pretty much a pyramid scheme
>forcing people to donate
>taking your land if you don't have any next of kin
There's some pretty shady shot going on in that temple breah the bible has warned us about this exact situation and you decide to ignore it
Good goyim
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>>80029957
Nope. His dad was just a steak president.

Just to clue you in, the only people who can get close to the money the Mormon church has are people that are in one of the 8 quorums of 70, the quorum of 12 or the first presidency.

No Romney has ever been involved with any of the upper levels.

I have been invited to a quorum of 70, and sat in on a few meetings, but they are boring as hell and tons of extra work for free.
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>>80030492
Give me one example, i'm just asking for one single solitary example.

You can't seem to give me any.
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>>80030072
Mormonism was created by Jews.
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>>80031051
Proof, evidence, anything other than a giant flaming straw man please.
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>>80026586
its fun to call them out on their BS.
and not like I'm up to anything better right now

>the prophet died, trying to censor the Press
>about an affair with a married woman

last words were a Masonic code-call for help
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>>80029984

Everyone who is active in the church gets temporary unpaid shit jobs, they call them callings. They literally make up shit for people to do if they have more active people than jobs. Bishop is literally the absolute worst one. The job of bishop is so bad that they almost always limit it to no more than four years, the media reported on him being Bishop back in 2012 so he is almost certainly not a Bishop any longer.
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>>80030940
http://m.ctpost.com/local/article/Mormon-bishop-gets-prison-for-Ponzi-scheme-4628550.php
Lel
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>>80028368
tasty words for you to eat

>you have been given ALL the physical evidence against Mormonism.
just leave it, accept Jesus Christ. no planet 4 U.
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>>80015463
Please don't. Just as degenerate as Islam.
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>>80031339
A unpaid Mormon church member scammed some members.

Oh wow, what a total scandal. I mean it proves that the whole Mormon church is just one big racket!! How will the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day saints ever survive?!

Oh wait... no, it actually wasn't a church related thing at all he just was a Mormon who scammed other Mormons.

Show us something where a church official is taking money from the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Stains and then using it to do anything other than good church stuff.

Pro Tip:
You Can't
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>>80025423
This. Government loves Mormon's because it is the ultimate blue pill. Blissfully ignorant sheep
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>>80031879
I think you mean Chatolicsm is just as degenerate as Islam, in the words of Pope "The Foot Man" Francis...

"The Koran is the same as the Bible"
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>>80030150
http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2012-07-18/how-the-mormons-make-money
enjoy and keep giving your 10%. you know how much I have to give to remain a catholic? Absolutely nothing.
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>>80028959
You have a nice Business going
>selling lies for a 10% of my earnings
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>>80032073
Catholics are supposed to give 10%, just as Mormons are supposed to give 10%

None of us have to give 10%
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>>80031970
They built multi-million dollar malls in the middle of the desert for personal prophet.

Out of tithing.
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>>80031970
Mormons don't give to charity, but to Israel.
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>>80032339
Show me where or who the "personal profit" is going to.
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>>80032475
prove it straw man master, you seem to be able to build more straw men than a jew trying to claim holocaust benefits.
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