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>LOOK MOM I MADE A DINOSAUR AND A HUMAN TOGETHER LOOK THEY HAVING SEX I JUST USED SCIENCE. SCIENCE MOM! INFIDELS DEFEATED!
Holy fucking jesus son of man.
Tax money, $100 million of it.
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/update-noah-s-ark-biblical-proportions-ready-open-kentucky-n604381
http://archive.is/AV6sd
http://www.nbcnews.com/slideshow/life-sized-noah-s-ark-reveal-public-kentucky-n604386
http://archive.is/Hb4wn
It'd be hilarious if a storm fucks it up.
Let's meme it to reality.
>>79997304
>Americans actually believe this
>>79997304
your country has people that shit in streets and don't know how to use a toilet, kek
Okay, it's not all tax money, but millions of it still is.
>>79997736
On the other hand, imagine what happens if the next heavy rain didn't damage it.
>>79997304
>India is trying to call people out on crazy religious beliefs.
>>79998710
san francisco?
>>79997304
The earth is 7000 years old. Prove me wrong.
>>79997304
>the story of Noah's loo
>the loo actually has poo in it and Americans take their children to see it as if it was real
HAHAHAHAAHAHA AMERICANS ACTUALLY PRETEND YOU CAN POO IN LOOS AND SPEND THEIR TAX DOLLARS TEACHING THEIR CHILDREN THIS HAHAHAHAHAHAA
>>79999136
>OH HO HO
>Look Pajeet and Mindi, dey tink dey jus poo an it MAGICALLY GO AWAY
>OH OH HO
Would you guys like me to dump my creationism folder?
>>79998510
I don't
>>79997304
Er, what's a komodo dragon if not a dinosaur?
>>79999714
a lizard?
fucking evangelicucks
>support Israel
>creationism
>always adopting African babies
Hannity was ranting about Trump not being a pro outsourcing cuck today as well instead of Clinton. Seriously if we lose this election it's all because of them and the Mormons.
>>79999796
>>79999714
komodo dragons are objectively not dinosaurs
birds are the descendants of dinosaurs.
>>79999796
Ehhhhhhhhhh m8, u show ihm! Dem fuhckin big liz AINT NO FUHCKIN DINO DESCENDANTS GOD BLES TONES AND VB
>>80000107
Komodo dragons are lizards though.
>>79999026
Well, your id says vag.
>>79999714
Do you think a dinosaur is just a very large Komodo dragon?
>>79997304
Am I the only Hard Atheist who think this is awesome?
>>79999026
you were proven wrong in 2nd grade science, so shut the fuck up
>>80001199
Lmao
>>79997304
This "museum" is utter bullshit. And I'm saying this as a Christian that believes in evolution. People who adhere to the 6000-year creationism timeline are worse than Muslims that think "Martyring" means suicide bombing and Jews who believe in the "Muh Six Millions!"
Though, on the whole, such Christians are far less destructive to society - they can be ignored.
>>79997304
It's 100 million dollars of private donated money you moron. The tax incentives aren't even close to that.
>>80000583
but dinosaurs weren't lizards
Dinosaurs were reptiles, but there's a difference between a lizard and a reptile
birds on the other hand aren't lizards, but are technically speaking dinosaurs
>Birds are now recognized as being the sole surviving lineage of theropod dinosaurs. In traditional taxonomy, birds were considered a separate class that had evolved from dinosaurs, a distinct superorder. However, a majority of contemporary paleontologists concerned with dinosaurs reject the traditional style of classification in favor of phylogenetic taxonomy; this approach requires that, for a group to be natural, all descendants of members of the group must be included in the group as well. Birds are thus considered to be dinosaurs and dinosaurs are, therefore, not extinct. Birds are classified as belonging to the subgroup Maniraptora, which are coelurosaurs, which are theropods, which are saurischians, which are dinosaurs.[17]
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dinosaur#Etymology
>>79997304
Ken Ham created the creationist museum.
pic related is one of Ken Ham's books.
First sentence in the description of the book: "More than half a century has passed since the horrors of the Nazi racial extermination camps were revealed to a disbelieving world. "
a kikelover and a cuck
Christcucks not even once
>>79997304
I bet there are loos in that ark
>>80001608
ah but did you know that komodo dragons are lizards?
The whole thing is pretty cool imo, I would see it.
>>80001199
Flawless logic.
>>80001635
He's also Australian.
>>79997736
Fuck it up how? It's fucking huge
>>79997736
>huge flood in that area
>only survivors are a bunch of animatronic animals
>>79999026
Zirconium takes a lot longer than 7,000 years to form. Also no where in the bible does it state the Earth is 7,000 years old.
>>79999393
i would please
>>80002023
Don't they say something stupid thing like each "day" in genesis is 1,000 years? So God created the earth in 7 days.
>>80001576
It's still pretty huge.
(I'd talk about societal responsibility, but I guess it's nothing in front of "muh money".)
SCIENCE BTFO
>>80001904
there's a lot of tornadoes around the area
flooding occurs somewhat frequently too
Kentucky here
I'm sorry
Sorry we had fucking 16% turnout and elected fucking Bevin instead of Jack Aqua Buddha Conway
>>80000882
Why do christfags think 1 day equals 1,000 years? Nothing alludes to that
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FFCXHr8aKDk
>>79997304
Spooky
are you _ _ _
>>79999393
That's relatively sound reasoning though. And scientific.
As in, Dino bones were buried long before any human bones were ever buried and are found in completley different rock layers.
Taking it to mean the Flintsones is historically accurate however is pants on head retarded.
>>80002496
You're misunderstand the 6,000 years. It has nothing to do with 6 days, dumbass.
Which shirt would you buy and wear?
>>80002142
No, it's "a day for God is like a thousand years for man," but it isn't in relation to Genesis nor is it exactly a thousand years. This among other things is what leads theistic evolutionary beliefs or old earth creationists.
To read more check out Biologos
people still believe in the bible.
white people still worship a kike on a stick.
i don't get it, senpai.
>>80002752
>>80002648
So what's the deal with what it says here:
>>80000882
>>79998510
Mate, it's Kentucky.
Just laugh at them with us.
>>80002665
Bottom left
>>80002142
Nothing alludes to how long each day was
>>79999889
This I hate them with a firey passion
>>80001983
what is with modern christian art, typography, graphic design, illustration , animation? Literally all of their visual aesthetic is fucking horrible.
>>80002898
Good choice. Bitches love dinosaurs.
>>80001199
What?
>>80002665
Probably the fire breathing dragon one, I like the art style.
>>80002437
Mans interpretation of Gods word*
Humans cannot comprehend what the passing of time or a day is like to a God
Christianity was the dumbest thing to happen to white people.
>>80002876
It's 6000 years from the geneaology of Adam's descendants, you Mongoloid. Try rereading it, dummy.
>>80003033
Probably a result of Protestantism
>>80002881
shut up ;_;
>>80002648
Yeah, I got that. Still, adding up their ages to estimate the age of the Earth is stupid.
>>80002023
>Also no where in the bible does it state the Earth is 7,000 years old.
You faggot, they added up all the ages of the people in the Bible and comes to roughly meaning the Earth is about 7000 years old.
But you retards go on believing in your "science" and "evilution."
>>80003184
it seems to have happened post ww2, or shortly before.
>>79998510
>Look up the average iq of kentuck
>the same as that of your country
>>79997304
>Tax money, $100 million of it.
WRONG.
IDIOT
Privately funded
>>80003249
Fair enough. I'm just surprised the average Australian has more trouble with reading comprehension than the average trailer trash fundamentalist going to the museum.
>>79998747
Imagine if it fucking floats and carrys a bunch of weight without damage. Black science man BTFO
>>80003384
We Australians created that museum.
You're welcome.
>I was driving through Kentucky a few years ago and wanted to see this, but no one else did
Sometimes my friends suck.
>>79997304
How can a nation be #1 and so fucking retarded?
>>80002665
Maybe the red one. Those types of shirts are the fucking worst though. I never wear shirts with words or pictures on them because I'm a grown man.
>>79997304
Delete this.
There aren't that many retards here.
The ship does look cool though :^)
Although it does look like it could topple over after an average thunder storm.
>>80003533
Not even this one?
>>79997304
>People in the south actually spent 100 million on this.
KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEK
Wow, just fucking wow.
Its shit like this that makes me glad I don't live in the flyover states.
I met Ken Ham once. He's a pretty nice guy all in all
>>80003255
He didn't create man until the 6th day. It could have been 4 billion years before that ever happened.
>>80003249
If you believe the bible is literally true, then it's not stupid.
The bible very clearly says exactly how many years passed between creation and Jesus, you can go count for yourself.
Unless you're a heretic fedora-fag who believes that the bible isn't true.
>implying the world isn't flat
>>80002665
bottom middle
>>80003628
7000 years and 6 days then, faggot.
>>80003693
which one of the first two chapters of genesis is the correct one
they're mutually exclusive
they're like that for a very specific reason
>>79997304
Well Noah clearly didn't bring any loo in his ark.
>>80003693
It says how old Adam was and his descendants, yes. But it does not say how much time passed before Adam was created. No one knows what a day is to God or how long it would be.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FFCXHr8aKDk
>>80001076
Sounds like they kind of accept reality here I guess...
>>80003865
Would you need to? Just shit over the side.
>>80003588
Maybe in an ironic way. Or for something like Halloween. My wife always naggs me to dress up for Halloween parties and that shirt would be a great 'fuck you' to all the grown children there.
>>80001199
Oh jesus take me now this fucking bullshit is unbelievable.
>>80000313
That'd be cool but I'm pretty sure duck billed dinosaurs couldn't breathe fire.
>>80003783
A day to a human and a day to God is not the same. Creation of the Earth and life was a process that took billions of years.
>>80002236
>if you believe in evolution, you're literally Hitler
>>80002665
Billions of dead things....
>>80003890
I haven't read the Bible in a long time but I don't remember there being any mention of weeds.
>opponents who say the attraction will be detrimental to science education and shouldn't have won state tax incentives.
Triggered.
Creationism is just as kooky and unscientific as the anthropogenic global warming cult.
>>80003984
An Earth day is one full rotation of the planet.
What is a day in God terms? Does he rotate or something as well?
>Waste 100 million on this garbage
>Complain about welfare
Can we holocaust Christians yet?
>>80003979
https://youtu.be/lBU6zfI1b0U
This is what they sounded like (if their horn was used for communication)
>>80002665
the dragon shirt and maybe the dino, ironically ofc.
>>80002665
>On the 6th day, God created Dinosaurs
Would look normal over at Williamsburg.
>An ark opponent who leads an atheist group called the Tri-State Freethinkers
>Tri-state freethinkers
Hahaha fucking fedora fags.
>>80004073
So is their disconnect between plants and animals then? Even that doesn't make any sense. Plants were still very different hundreds of millions of years ago than they are today.
>>79997304
Well, at least it's a Big Fucking Thing, that a lot of shit kicking Christians will pay to go see and help stimulate the economy.
>>80003383
Corrected it twice.
It's called dramatization/lie. Refer Bible for more.
But check out the tax benefits. It's mind boggling. Not to mention how the state assisted in funding.
>>80002876
They took the word Day literally, when we know God didn't create the sun until the 3rd day, Obviously, it couldn't have been literal if measuring a day couldn't been done the way we do it.
>>80003158
this, desu.
>>80004424
Beats me. Here's a pic of the Garden of Eden display at the Creationism museum.
I'd actually be interested in visiting it one day. Gotta admire all the effort they've put in to it even if its a load of shit.
https://youtu.be/KUraR6rRwBM
>>80003033
I guess it's suppose to resemble the ancient era.
>>80004673
Evolutionist BTFO
>>79997304
>Since its announcement in 2010, the ark project has rankled opponents who say the attraction will be detrimental to science education
All that butthurt. Scientards on suicide watch.
>>80001901
Remember guys, Gods word is above human reason.
You better not question it.
>>80004631
A fucking penguin.
>atheists think that their billions of years of congealing matter narrative will last forever
it's almost as dumb as thinking that the legalisation of sodomy will last forever because "muh progress"
>>80002299
>implying God didn't provide organisms with special tools to change rapidly
>>79998510
No, bonger, that's like saying some rando from Wigan represents all britcucks.
>>80003756
you have great taste, senpai.
>>80002825
I know, it's the current year and everything right? like, are you kidding me?
>>79997304
Pls no bully Kentucky, we are nice and have horses, chicken, and bourbon
>>80004631
Adam was a Mexican?
>>80002665
>tfw I loved Dinosaurs as a kid
>tfw if I was born around this ship as a kid I might have somehow been influenced enough to believe it
>>80003158
>The Christian church preserving the scientific knowledge or Rome and Greece, protecting it from eastern barbarians, and created the first universities and schools and having monks painstakingly copy and distribute written text to all its citizens who were now becoming literate was the stupidest thing to happen to white people
>>79997304
>http://www.nbcnews.com/slideshow/life-sized-noah-s-ark-reveal-public-kentucky-n604386
Protestantism
I love the stegosaurus tho
>>80005178
They really are preying on kids here
>>80002236
Well they're Holocaust Asserters, what a surprise.
>>80005299
I want one of the giraffes, or maybe a llama.
>>80001076
This might be the single greatest thing I've ever seen in my life. I'm now a Creation missile.
>>80003033
>typography
seems pretty average to me. At least as far as "old speak" goes
>>80001373
nope, me too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAyKJAtDNCw
>>80004110
He created the Earth and the sun. He does not abide by the limitations of the Earths rotation
>>80005554
I wish they'd used papyrus. That'd be fucking gold.
>>80004631
I can't imagine how he must feel once he lays down in his bed late in the evening, knowing he is bullshiting and lying to everybody.
>>80002437
WTF i hate reason now.
>>80005679
He actually believes his bullshit so I'm sure he sleeps just fine.
>>80002437
>reason is a serpent
DEEPEST LORE
>>80002437
Welp we got BTFO'ed HARD hope there is still enough time for lord jesus to save us.
I'll be honest.
I like the idea of living in a place like kentucky.
Not even sarcasm.
I just enjoy seeing church going people and virgin girls.
Human naivety is as enjoyable as nature, as far as they're not violent.
But I'm an ex-Muslim, so idk how long until they expel me.
>>80005679
You believe le huntaz and gatheraz bs?
>>80005293
>implying there ware no schools or universities before christainity.
>implying the christian church didn't eradicate thousands of years of history, ritual and knowledge.
>>80005466
>Oy vey you have to buy two of them so that they can repopulate the earth
I'm not sure its christians running this place
>>80005984
>virgin girls.
It's kentucky taxes, not federal, so the rest of us can fuck off on that account.
It's going to bring in a shitload of tourism, that "museum" already does a sizable amount, so good for them. They could build a 100 foot horse cawk with their tax money if they like, as long as people pay to see it its a good thing.
>>79998836
Hinduism, Sikhism, hell even buddhism is a lot better than the Abrahamic religions desu
>>80003472
As weird as is sounds I find that the oddest part is . I've never heard of other christians believing this shit. not the South americans, or the africans or anything.why is it only these nut americans that believe this this en mass?
>>80002437
This is not a proper interpretation of the Bible. And reason is what makes us made in the image of God.
>>80006061
>implying there ware no schools or universities before christainity.
I am implying that in Western and Northern Europe, the places that became the world leaders after they adopted Christianity up until the present day
>implying the christian church didn't eradicate thousands of years of history, ritual and knowledge.
I am also implying this
>>80006170
We're the only ones that read the bible
>>80006076
So I can cross a llama and a giraffe and get little fluffy giraffes?
>>80005985
It's logical to believe in le huntaz and gaterahz bs. It's not logical to believe in 7000 year old earth where we roamed with dinos. This shit is not hard to grasp. So it is hard to me to believe that that man doesn't know that he is bullshitting everybody. He knows damn well, but he is either pretending because reality is too painful for him or he is a total thieve.
>>80005984
Jennifer Lawrence is from Kentucky, you know.
Dinosaur bones are just hidden in the ground to trick us by Satan.
>>80000882
>God was there from the beginning and He wrote down in the Bible when and how He made everything
>He wrote
There literally exist people who believe this.
>>80006170
It's because there is a war in America between retards promoting conflict thesis.
>>80006301
>>80006322
>being this reductionist towards time tested canon
atheism is cancer
>>80006151
Our federal taxes just have to bail them out when they blow all their state money on dumb shit like this. The stupid thing isn't even educational
>>80006221
>The Roman empire was a world leader because of christianity
Fuck off
>>80006292
You read the Talmudist approved NIV
>>80006470
>The Roman empire was a world leader because of christianity
The scientific knowledge of the Roman empire was preserved and continued by Christianity and would have been lost otherwise. Learn some history m8 then fuck off.
>>80002236
>>80001199
>>80001076
I feel like the logic they're using is pre-school levels of retardation.
I could come up with far better pseudoscience than this to justify these things and I'm not being paid to do it.
These people are literally stupid, they're not even articulate.
>>79997304
Only in America...
>>80006221
you can't prove that, christard.
>>80003628
The Bible says there was no death before the fall of man. Literally, all animals were herbivores until Adam and Eve sinned and the curse was put on creation. So a long Earth age is not only unnecessary to fit a biblical narrative it's actually contrary. Evolution is supposed to take millions of years of death and birth with incremental changes to the genome.
>>80006562
And Islam preserved and expanded upon Greek knowledge, but I doubt you'd give them credit for that.
>>80006456
First one may be reductionist but the second one is literally the extent of most Theist's understanding of evolution. SHOW ME A BIRD TURN INTO A FROG, MACROEVOLUTION BTFO!
Your ability to lump a lack of belief in God to other things is amazing to me. Religion is the vehicle for death, rape, torture, war. Atheism sent us to the moon and Religion sent planes into buildings Muslims into gay bars.
Pisslam and Judiasm are time-tested too faggot.
>>80006663
I can't prove that the Church is what started copying and distributing books and creating places of higher learning in western Europe after the Roman empire? So recorded history is not proof anymore?
>>80006722
I would give them credit where it is due because I'm an objective person and not a "le Christianity is retarded and everything it ever did is bad" retard
>>80006562
Except you don't know that. the Romans, Greeks and Egyptians were fantastic record keepers because jesus was ever a thousand.
>>79998747
>Okay, it's not all tax money, but millions of it still is.
Is that it? Damn, Kentucky is going to make ludicrous profit.
Really didn't make me think at all.
>>80006706
Literal death or spiritual death?
>>80000583
Holy fuck!
t. geophysicist
>>80005617
Ok then how long is a God day?
>>80006722
Only morons don't know this. With out medieval islam we would be so far back when it comes to our knowledge.
>>79998510
Its Noahs Ark, dude.
Lol. What would a britbong know about boats?
>>80001822
>tfw you born too late and cant kill dinosaurs
>>80006908
Yes and while Rome was being pillaged and destroyed one group of people kept the records and protected them. Christianity. That's literally what happened, which has a lot more weight than a "what if" of how you think things may have turned out otherwise.
>>79997304
>being unironically a Christfag
>mfw
If the evolution is real then how can the holocaust be real.
That's an amazing amount of effort for something so stupid. It's amazing in its scale. It's so stupid, it's brilliant, then stupid again.
>>79998747
>not being tax is the same as getting money
When will this meme end?
>>80007051
Apparently 1 god day is 1000 years. Hence 7 days of gods work = 7000 years
>>80007093
because they literally got rid of every other religion besides the two abrahamic ones there at the time.
>>80001199
the fact that the majority of people in the world believe this sort of shit is very concerning
>>80007065
Without Islam, the Byzantines wouldn't have been ravaged and destroyed and would have been able to focus more on science instead of survival.
>>80007257
That doesn't make sense though, that would mean that everything was created 1000 years ago. Wouldn't it?
>>80006859
>>80007093
That knowledge would have been preserved with or without the church. Besides, most of it was history, the scientific knowledge was actively being used by people at the time
>>80006151
I'd pay to see a 100 foot statue of a horse's cock, just to revel in the sheer absurdity of it.
>>80007341
>What is the fourth crusade, Alex?
>>80006994
Must be the later, or otherwise having a tree that prevents you from dying being something humans shouldn't have isn't needed.
>>80007267
>this somehow discredits its accomplishments
That's what happened though. Christianity kept the records and expanded on them, and lead to western Europe becoming literate and the world leaders. If you think Christianity is evil or uncool or what ever fine, but the statement "Christianity is the stupidest thing to happen to white people" is fucking retarded considering Christianity historically lead to the success of white people. It's just what happened m8.
>>79997304
>it's made almost entirely of wood
some edgelord will try burning it down, mark my words
So.....What happened to the dinosaurs, then? We still have Crocs and turtles.
>ITT:this is your brain on Judaism
Judaism. Not even once.
>>80007363
>would have
>could have
>might have
literally irrelevant compared to what DID happen. What DID happen is Christianity keeping and expanding this trend, and then Christian Europe becoming word leaders. Therefore claiming Christianity was a negative to Europeans is literally fucking retarded considering Europeans became leaders of the world and you can see the direct influence Christianity had on that.
>>80007363
What other organizations would have had the literacy to record it, the military strength to preserve the records, and enough recruitment power to keep this going for hundreds of years before nations centralized enough to be able to keep the peace?
>>80007552
Man killed them or some shit, but really the dinosaurs would have eaten or otherwise killed all of us. We would have been little more then cavemen at that time.
THIS IS ALL JOHN CALVIN'S FAULT
It actually sounds really cool to visit. There's a zoo and shit.
>>80006722
The Muslims raided and burnt most of the knowledge in the Roman and Egyptian libraries. They kept the medical, mathematical and some other less important stuff and set fire to everything else. So the question is why you aren't over on their board giving them shit about that?
Oh wait Muslims can't post on image boards because images are completely haram.
>>80001199
>christcucks
>>80005984
Christian naivety might be the highest form of my attraction level.i couldn't even put a price on them. My mom keeps telling me how I'm not grown up and shit.
It's like I pay my own rent, I live by myself I have a solid job, I help out at your house whenever I can.
I think she really is trying embarrassing me or something into making a grandkid for her.
I just can't force myself into taking church loving beliefs.
I've had many opportunities but I just can't do it.
>>80007654
Hell even if they denied the record keeping, you could still conclude that Thomas Aquinas's works helped rekindle the spark of greek style learnings about the universe. In other words, the scientific method.
>>80001608
Dinosaurs were not ever reptiles. Learn the difference between synapsid, diapsid, anapsid, and euryapsid. Reptiles and dinosaurs have a common ancestor.
>>80005120
Makes sense since he worked in a garden. Mexicans are natural landscapers and fence escapers.
>>80001199
Still more plausible then the US is a rigged system run by jewish multicultural globalists.
>>79998510
It's not just Americans, although inbred autistic southerners seem to be the ones that spam the most fedora memes when they feel threatened. Years ago, they would even mention the word "fedora/fedoras" numerous times when people would tell them to stop preaching in online games.
>>80007846
That's a very good point. Too bad these people are too far into the "le evil Christianity held us back!" meme to even consider these things honestly
>>80004248
God created the first vuvuzela. O shit son.
>>80007338
This ain't the half of it.
Some people in Arab countries believe that women driving causes earthquakes and that the world can't be spinning because the Earth would move under you if you jumped.
There are Jews who think placing magic invisible fences around cities after symbolically "buying" them from the mayor for $1 means that Yahweh can't see them breaking holy laws.
There are people in India who maintain rat temples because they believe those are their reincarnated ancestors.
Some people bought the GTX 970.
These people make decisions that effect the economy, the military, law and social policies.
>>80007747
lel I knew that pic wasn't saves correctly on my phone but that's totally different from what I meant to post.
It should be more an astonishment pic. That one I deed that retard.
>>80008109
>Canada
Our red necks are still more valuable than the average Indian rape baby Canadian kek.
>>79999026
The Earth is billions of years old.
Think about it. If God created everything within literally '7' days, or even 7 thousand years within a thousand year gap between, we would not be able to see the stars in our sky today, nor would our telescopes even pick anything up, because they wouldn't have reached us yet
What God did first was created the Heavens, waited for a very long time (probably a second or so for him since he exists outside of time), and then created the Earth. By the time Earth was created, you would've been able to see the stars, and then all of what he created was followed after.
>>80008288
>Some people bought the GTX 970.
Ah shit, that was me. Fug
>>80005466
Llamas for sure... they are just so cute.
>>80006153
Because bathing in a river of feces and cannibalism is better? I swear you leafs get worse by the post
>>80007747
She probably wants your stupid ass to learn to type better so you don't sound like a straight retard when people read your shit out loud.
>>80008470
dis niggas aight
>>80008434
The stars are just gods sperm, why do you think there's quintillions of them?
>>80008434
He created light on the 2nd day, I think.
>>80007654
>What DID happen is Christianity keeping and expanding this trend, and then Christian Europe becoming word leaders
Now you're giving the church credit for what the European powers did.
>>80007657
>Only the Christians could keep records
They "kept" the records because they were the dominate group in Europe. Had Islam or whoever else took over, they would have kept it.
Don't try to act like Christians are the only ones to ever keep shit. Most of the practical knowledge the Romans had was being used anyway. It's not like this is civ v
>>80007714
Muslims are doing more than enough now to give them shit for. No need to go back several hundred years
>>80008672
>Now you're giving the church credit for what the European powers did.
I'm giving the Church credit for what the Church did. Create institutions of learning, distribute books, teach people to read and write, and unite Europeans across borders.
You're denying history.
>>Only the Christians could keep records
He asked you specifically what other organization could. Name another organization who would have done what Christianity did at the time.
>>80008583
That was the water fà m, light was created on the first day.
>>80008583
The milky way is over 100,000 light years across though.
With telescopes we can see with out naked eyes stars that are over 6000 light years away.
>>80008541
What does my posted picture look like to you?
I agree I guess on part of this. I missed a few contractions here and here. Fuck you nerd
my point still stands
>6,000 years ago
>13 billion years ago
Given the vast eons of time that stretched out before the date of creation the difference between either of these two datums becomes infinitely small. 13 billion years is honestly like yesterday on that time scale, so you might as just agree with the bible and stop being silly.
>>79998510
no the majority of american christians believe the bible is the "why" not the "how"
anyone who takes the bible as literal fact is a mongoloid on par with Muslims.
The Papacy long ago recognized that evolution and modern physics explain the actual physical reality of how the earth formed.
>>80009178
Time as we know it started when the universe started. Everything was born then, including the laws of physics and time.
>>80008672
>Don't try to act like Christians are the only ones to ever keep shit. Most of the practical knowledge the Romans had was being used anyway. It's not like this is civ v
2hu r u quoting? I said nothing about Christians being the only ones to keep records. I asked which other group would've been able to in Europe.
So another abrahamic religion would've kept the records and did keep the records. Good to know. Even then, Islam was in many ways a response to Christianity, albeit a more militant response, so I would still say Christianity would've kept that.
The Christians kept it recorded in large enough numbers to make it meaningful. Having many manuscripts of things such as the teachings of aristotle, mathematics, medicines etc... allows the information to be spread. Especially when you have scribes who were constantly writing it down. It allowed scholars to go to these places of relative safety to learn.
Practical knowledge only lasts as long as the generation passes it down. If you record things, it allows the information to skip generations.
>>80009178
So the 3 days of Jesus' resurrection was actually billions of years? I guess that supports the theory that we're all living in a computer simulation now created by an advanced race. I am now a #matrixmissile
>>80008913
>unite Europeans across borders
Damn fine job they did of that...
They taught people because they had the monopoly on that and we all know what happened when you went against the church back then.
>He asked you specifically what other organization could. Name another organization who would have done what Christianity did at the time.
Islam because they literally did half of it anyway.
And quit trying to credit the West taking over half the world to Christianity. That was done by Empires for power, not the church
>>80002494
What's with the medieval props? I like that part, gift shop looks pretty comfy.
>>80009375
thats just.. like.. relative to us bro
>>80008434
>earth billions of years old
>made by some cosmic creator
>wanted people of his image
>4 billion years of failure on earth later, we rise
Sounds like a fucking failure to me.
Besides, matter is neither created or is it destroyed.
>>79997304
This is why we on the left hate conservacucks. Foreigners on /pol/ really don't understand how fucking stupid these faggots are outside of issues on guns and even thats shady.
>>80009623
>the Old testemate and the new testemate were written thousands of years apart by various different peoples
this is like church 101 nigga
>>80009805
>thousands = billions
Might want to revise math 101 my man.
>>80009728
>being triggered by fabals in a book that was written as a way to explain the universe to people thousands of years ago/ give people a code of ethics.
whats funny is that you think you win against the creationists when you are equally as retarded.
Your down in the mud with them
>>80009375
Yes and/or no. Depending on which theory you ascribe to. We could either be in a bouncing universe situation, which would effectively be infinite and break the laws of causality, I guess. Or we would be in the Big Bang model you described, we currently don't have enough info to tell which. Also even before the universe began something (see M Theory or Brane Theory) likely kicked it off. So, the difference between the two estimations is miniscule and ultimately irrelevant.
>>80005178
Dude, and the medieval aesthetic too.
I was notorious in Sunday school for going on about dragons and dinosaurs, basically derailed every class.
>>80002665
40 days of rain is pretty sick
>>80009728
So matter just changes its form then?
>>80009942
hey assclown
the old testament is father away from the new testament than we are from the new testament today.
they should be treated (and are) as separate things.
>>80010140
dont, he thinks he can disprove the spiritual and immaterial with physical reality
let him continue,
We will live to see the next judgement. It will be by fire this time. Seek Jesus, this is not a joke.
I'm an ex-Muslim and believe in none of this non-sense. But it cracks me up when Abrahamix peoples talk big about some six day non-sense while other people have much more sensible and elaborate theories.
>In Hindu cosmology , the universe is cyclically created and destroyed.
>It suggests that the Big Bang is not the beginning of everything, but is just the start of a present cycle preceded by an infinite number of universes and to be followed by another infinite number of universes.
cont.
>Brahma's day is divided in one thousand cycles (Maha Yuga , or the Great Year). Maha Yuga , during which life and the human race appear and then disappear, has 71 divisions, each made of 14 Manvantara (1000) years. Each
Maha Yuga lasts for 4,320,000 years.
Manvantara is Manu 's cycle, the one who gives birth and governs the human race. before & after each manvantara there's a sandhikal as long as krutyuga & in that time there is all water on earth. Each Maha Yuga consists of a series of four shorter yugas , or ages. The yugas get progressively worse from a moral point of view as one proceeds from one yuga to another. As a result, each yuga is of shorter duration than the age that preceded it. The current Kali Yuga (Iron Age) began at midnight 17 February / 18 February in 3102 BC in the proleptic Julian calendar (Year 6898 of the
Holocene Era .) kalpa=ahoratra of brahma. Space and time are considered to be maya (illusion). What looks like 100 years in the cosmos of Brahma could be thousands of years in other worlds, millions of years in some other worlds and 311 trillion and 40 billion years for our solar system and earth. The life span of Lord Brahma , the creator, is 100 'Brahma-Years'. One day in the life of Brahma is called a Kalpa or 4.32 billion years. [5][6] Every Kalpa creates 14 Manus one after the other, who in turn manifest and regulate this world. Thus, there are fourteen generations of Manu in each Kalpa. Each Manu's life (Manvantara) consists of 71 Chaturyugas (quartets of Yugas or eras). [7] Each Chaturyuga is composed of four eras or Yugas: Satya, Treta, Dwapara and Kali. [7] If we add all manvantaras (4320000x71x14), as long as 6 chaturyuga will be missing because sandhikaal after and before each manvantara (so 15 sandhikaal).
>>80002023
An arguement could be made that Genesis 1:3 is refering to the first day....so that earth had been around for who knows how long, but life didn't spawn until 7k years.
>>80010500
Is this from Game of Thrones?
>>80010436
can white people convert ?
>>80010147
You're missing the point here but whatever.
Its what we want. Although I'm displeased they didn't follow the proportions or the design described in the bible.
>>79999393
dump that shit you fucking tease
>>80007074
>what would a britbong know about boats
I hope you are joking. They fucking colonized a third of the world and had the largest Navy.
>>79997304
>the dinosaurs dont have feathers
Stupid Christcucks
>>80010436
>>80010500
See >>80010032 and >>80009178
"If it is time you are concerned with, you will have a bellyfull" i.e. don't waste your time with looking into this.
Ultimately, no estimation when dealing with infinity will ever hit the mark, so one estimation is equally as good as another.
Read more:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hindu_cosmology
The scales are much closer to moden cosmology. Though don't take everything to be true, since there are many hindu Ken Hamms.
But overall, hindu cosmology is pretty cool.
So is Jain cosmology.
Brahma is basically the guy who makes stuff, like God.
His one day is billions of human years.
So is his one night.
Again, none of this is the purest form of truth. But I won't deny that hindu astrologers (astronomers) were pretty ahead of their times.
Interference of deities in theories is natural.
>>80009114
>nerd
Sorry I'm not a retard bro.
>>80010827
>That image
>>80011520
https://creation.com/images/pdfs/tj/j19_2/j19_2_96-108.pdf
>>80004035
You say it like it's a bad thing...time to remove retards, gypsies, and faggots. What's not to love?
>>80011200
I've read all that stuff. Hence the quote i posted which basically tells you not to bother looking into it, originally written by a saddhu who had a 'bellyfull' of his own teachings.
Also you completely missed the point. There is no such thing as 'closer' when dealing with potential infinities. 6,000 years works just as well as 350 trillion or whatever.
>>80011589
https://youtu.be/7VqcSDpPWS4?t=794
>Falling for this garbage too
>>80008422
How about we just say that both are bad?
>>80012302
Strong's Concordance. Use it.
>>80012412
Might as well bring up Laminin as well. You people love to parrot these talking points other idiots make up like they actually prove anything.
>>80012571
You don't seem to have any understanding of the Bible.
>>80012033
I agree that numbers tend to become irrelevant at that scale.
But 6000 is like, civilization!
My issue with abrahamics is how they pull numbers and logics out of their arses once they realise that 6000 is nothing.
While other civilizations (religions) had put so much effort into theorizing universe, instead of writing a couple of ambiguous lines in the desert.
>>80012683
You don't seem to have any understanding of reality.
>>80012875
That would be because you have never stepped outside your comfort zone. I spent 27 years as a atheist and being quite militant about it too.
>>79997304
I hate my state.
>>80013048
So you went from being right, to being gullible and wrong. Congrats?
>>80013154
I did my research and found out I was wrong when challenged. I did the adult thing and admitted I was wrong and accepted defeat.
>>80013349
>"research"
>did the adult thing and started to believe in children's fairy tales
If you were convinced by crap like that Chinese character nonsense, then you're just fucking dumb. Sorry to break it to you.
>>80012792
Yes, and vimanas flying around is completely logical. Anyway, Abrahamic religion does have that massive tradition of astronomy and scientific inquiry. Far more than any other tradition. Charles Darwin, Isaac Newton and Galileo Galilee are just a few of the many famous Christian scientists.
>>80012792
Modern day cosmology and hinduism thought aren't difficult to understand. This creation thing is something more complicated. I haven't figured it out yet.
God created the earth in 6 days. Each day is a thousand years.
On the sixth day he creates man and on the seventh he rests. So that's means Adam is already like two thousand years old at this point.
I believe ordinary time only begins in the bible upon Adam and Eve's expulsion. So take the 6 or 7,000 years outlined in the bible and add another 2 thousand, gives us 9,000 years. So still within the bounds of some kind of civilisation, like you said.
The bible states that there were people living out in the desert before the expulsion, so is it possible that the world that they were expelled into was older than Adam and Eve and the Garden? If so it would mean that God didn't actually create this world (only indirectly maybe) and that, as outlined in the Bible only the descendants of Adam are the chosen ones. But then this was all redacted with Jesus, so there's your answer, I guess.
>>79999393
but they did find human bones dating back to before 65mln and even more
>>80013673
I'm sorry you're upset but do understand that I was where you are now. Its not like I don't understand who you put your faith into. I just can no longer put any faith into worldly people who have a habit of lying in either the Christian community or the atheist or whatever. There are always bad eggs and you just shared one. If you want some well thought out stuff try below. I've gotta go to bed. I hope you at least enjoy the videos.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XaO_aH4cthg&index=1&list=PLebLAvrUbivauJRKwU7LHi8cmz6ZfWUHC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gr8Az3QQZdI
>>80013349
Religion vs. Atheism isn't an issue of "right" or "wrong," you just choose to believe it because it by definition doesn't rely on any proof. You're full of shit
>>80002665
40 days of rain sounds like some underground band you never heard of. Might work
>>80014631
Facts are a choice. You can either bury your head in the sand and ignore them or try to live by them. Jesus Christ being the savoir of all mankind is a fact.
>>79997304
Please...somebody burn that fucking POS down. It's all made of wood. It will burn like a motherfucka!
>>80013866
It's a clusterfuck of mythology and actual science. That's why astrologers and astronomers were the same. Doesn't mean there was no science in astrology.
Be careful not to mistake modern hindu revisionists as real scholars. They're the "muh vimana" people. It's mythology. They're literally from epics.
Again, I'm not a hindu.
When I speak of all the Brahma stuff, I'm implying the effort given, not that it's real.
And they did make huge inroads in astronomy.
>>80014764
>You can either bury your head in the sand and ignore them
Like you've been doing? I'm still waiting for you, as an 'adult' to admit that you were wrong in regards to the Chinese image. I proved that one wrong already for you. I've learned some kanji and know those radicals don't mean what it claims they mean just like my video showed. You fall for this garbage just like they wanted you to.
>>80014969
POO
>>80002437
I'M SILLY
>>80009728
my issue with it, without going into pure fedora mode, is that there is this strong implication that even though god, ostensibly, created all people, that only a certain segment has any geneology linking back to adam (otherwise they wouldn't list all those names and track the family)
Or something
I love these displays. It's pure cargo cult. They're making things that look like science out of twigs and vines. It's actually an acknowledgement of the power of relevance of the scientific method.
Sadly they don't understand that doing science involves doing more than using the same words as the scientists in different orders.
>>80000313
Atlantis was a good cartoon.
>>80016075
That's why it's dangerous. It gives idiot followers confidence. This is exactly why Zakir Naik's followers killed those people in Bangladesh.
As euphoric as I am, if I ever stop by Kentucky I would love to see this place just for the novelty. Assuming that admission is reasonably priced of course.
>>80001554
Then how are they worse? Don't get me wrong, it disturbs me that they can believe what they do, but it's not like it affects me.
>>80014764
>Facts are a choice
wut
facts exist regardless of whether or not we can conceive or prove them.
This doesn't mean I can say something that is unprovable and say that it is fact, because something is fact only if it is actually existing
my problem with religion isn't the spiritual part of it, I like mysticism and think there is value in people exploring it. I don't think that anything can be taken to be true and provable, and religion effectively takes the work of falliable humans and claims divine foundation with it.
That people waste their time on pointless "proofs" rather than exploring that they don't actually know baffles me.
>>80001822
That's probably the convincing argument so far (and it's still pretty weak). Dragons were talked about in so many cultures, and I don't think the "oh well they must have dug up dinosaur bones and pieced together that they would have looked kind of like dragons" explanation really works.
>>80002236
I do think we should own this. Eugenics is a completely scientific creation. We scorn it today, but only because we've created new ethical guidelines. From a purely scientific perspective, it works.
Doesn't mean that we'd all commit genocide, but just like people blame various atrocities in Christians because one group committed them, I fully accept that a lot of morally reprehensible things have been in the name of science, too.
