Give me some historical battles/sieges where the underdog fucks up the favourite.
Throwing one in:
>Siege of Szigetvár
>>79966861
Obligatory
1800 v 49,000
not underdogs but outnumbered
>>79968415
God, were the Spanish just crossing through mountains?
>>79968918
>Dignity.
>>79966861
Reminded M&B.
>tfw protecting your castle against hordes of turkroaches
>victory
>15 men alive from the 100 men garrison
>turkroach commander escaped
>>79966861
It keeps happening
>No casualties
That's a new one
It is said that Odin himself fought on the battlefield
>>79968772
what the fuck were the chinese doing? Throwing rocks with slingshots?
>>79969578
Jesus! Would have loved to see this one. Nordic monsters battling it out.
>>79969658
Yes actually
>"However, they were numerous and believed that they could not be harmed because the Germans' bullets would turn to water."
>be nigger
>rebel
>starve
rekt
A G I N C O U R T
>>79968415
>>79969426
>>79969738
>>79970091
Holy shit, Portuguese are literally Iberian master race.
>>79968677
kek we showed those japs
>>79966861
>not posting Eger
>>79969738
what the actual fuck. Those Portugese sure as fuck know how to fight.
>>79970033
>>79970267
>Holy shit, Portuguese are literally Iberian master race.
Obligatory Anglo mention, ally since 1373.
>>79970267
DELETE THIS
>>79970267
Not even on mention of yom kipur war.
>>79970797
Best friends despite repeatedly knocking us out of the world cup in penalties
reminder
>>79966861
Maybe the disproportion wasn't as big as in other battles, but the result was impressive and Sweden used to suck hard
>>79970825
How do you keep doing this?
british navy sucks
>>79970575
>intentionally cropping out the bit that says the story is fake
>>79968677
The fact that your own units die in a fucking bombing is pathetic.
>>79969578
How
I'd say that a K/D of about 690:1 is pretty good.
british navy sucks #2
>>79971023
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHNfvJc99YY
Quiet frenchy
>>79970797
<3 Greatest ally
>>79970829
I love you Aaron and Imma let you finish but:
>The six days war
was the best military operation of ALL TIMES!
>>79969986
hunger wiped the natives?
Siege of Jadotville
Coming to a steaming service near you soon!
british navy sucks #3
>>79971212
>>79969578
It actually says that in the Swedish wiki article. Also
>Danes BTFO
>Battle of Adobe Walls
>Wagon Box fight
Considering Canadians were objectively the worst performing troops in the triple entente to the point were historians consider one German to be worth 15 Canadians, this is a massive fluke.
deus vulting all along
british navy sucks #4
>>79968918
>>79969155
Fighting animals is hardly fair.
Funland is bestland
China + USA + USSR seems a bit stacked
>>79969578
>Battle of Lena
How the mighty have fallen.
>>79971684
lmao
>>79970033
DELET THIS
>>79969738
damn
Why havent you annexed Spain yet?
Let's go back in time.
>>79971436
Battle of Klushino
>>79966861
Classic
Hannibal time.
>>79972198
KHAN'D
>this is not posted yet
I am disappoint
>>79972271
Delete this, dog fucker
RIP
>>79972316
Beat me to it
>>79972550
>>79970115
These battles are all amazing. We should threads like this more often.
>>79972643
It's all good if we're giving the Afrikaners some love
>>79970033
>unnoposed
>300 dead
What? Did we nut up for 10 minutes and blow away the leaf menace?
>>79970825
>>79970267
>>79970091
>>79969738
>>79969426
>>79968415
WE WUZ OUTNUMBAH'D WARRIOHZ N SHEIT
>>79972909
Friendly fire, look it up.
>>79972909
Probably disease, mines, bobby traps and friendly fire in the fog.
Literally horror material imo.
>>79971426
Kek, took me a second
>>79970251
That's not an underdog victory. That's like Mike Tyson vs a daycare centre.
We did it without horses. When ammunition ended we start to shoot Tatar arrows instead.
>>79972909
>>79972979
Read the thing. A ship struck a mine. People were injured.
>>79973077
We did it without horses. When ammunition ended we start to shoot Tatar arrows instead.
>>79973029
>you will never have an excuse to "friendly fire" canadians
>>79972973
If we're already shitting on rome. Considering we were literal niggers back then, that's pretty embarrassing
>>79971568
>ICBMs existed in 1945
You tried
>>79973167
>We did it
>We
dude, you can't even ride a fucking horse. Just don't take credit for one's effort
>>79973344
Arminius was a honourless cowardly traitor.
Literally Theon Greyjoy tier
Give me back my legions!
>>79969578
>swedish man in charge of danish army vs swedes
no wonder they got fucked
>>79973259
You did. Go pills. And Canadians died.
>>79973344
GIVE ME BACK MY LEGIONS
>>79971075
>What is anti-aircraft
>>79970922
And then you got btfo by Germans.
And then enslaved by their euro.
Bravo.
Obligatory
>>79973448
>trusting a kraut
Joke's on him
Siege of Jasna Góra was pretty sweet, especially since it was mostly monks and peasants and took a month
>>79969155
is this where niggers first got introduced to guns??
>>79971230
Fuk u dad
>ctrl + f wizna
>no results
>>79966861
Back from when the swedes were still men.
>>79971296
>>79971322
>>79971345
You're missing a piece anon, I made that oc as 4 pieces
>>79974075
Slavic power. Best power.
>>79971568
>Activate Windows
Man you have W10 and you didnt manage to get it for free? Don't you know how to use a loader?
>>79971283
It wouldn't be fair otherwise
>>79974246
>Lithuania
>slavic
pls don't do this to me Austria :(
>>79973473
>Attack their strongest point, men!
>Are you sure, sir?
>Of course, Danskjavlar, I mean, fellow Dane.
>>79972271
Trenia is entry level.
Cannae is the real shit.
>>79974391
Poland was in there^^
Ok. Baltic-Slavic :D
>>79970033
>What are booby traps
>>79971436
they always post this but we killed more of them when we got some help
what i learned from this thread is that the Portuguese are some tough motherfuckers
Yo canis, I heard you liked sieges so we put a siege in your siege so you can siege while you siege.
>>79974641
Mmn no. They weren't really.
It was the army of the Grand Hetman of Lithuania, there were only a few hundred poles in it.
Not like I want to take anything away from our dear kurwa friends, but this was not one of theirs.
Anw, it's a nice battle, lure them out, crush them with an all out charge. Nice an simple.
Battle of Bannockburn
>>79970797
Hah even back then Anglos needed to be under the fist of a German to get anything done. Pathetic
Even to this day the British still have nightmares of The Ruyter
>>79971360
Kek you've got it the other way around mate
>>79975266
Ok my baltic kurva this one goes all to you :D
>>79971564
How the fuck does this keep happening?
>(likely exaggerated)
>>79975541
Where you expecting Tacitus?
Too bad!
It was me, Cassius Dio!
>>79969658
machine guns and high grade rifles vs firebombs, crossbows, pikes and few low grade rifles.
Essentially one ship fitted with machine guns wiped out most of their forces, the magic of technology.
>>79975807
Why was there a Norman army in Sicily?
>>79975973
The normans were good christian boys and Sicily had muslims to purge.
hello pussies
>>79976241
>lose more men than the Nazis
>still call it a victory
>>79969155
If there's anyone on /pol/ who hasn't seen the movie yet: do it right now.
>>79974672
dem torpedo boats man
they were used in the siege of leningrad I think
>>79966861
>>79976365
Some more
Someone post that one where 100~ knights slaughtered like 5,000 peasants from an army because they routed. Or was it the other way around?
>>79976520
What movie?
>>79976416
losses were comparable in view of the fact that professional and well-equipped the german machine resisted customary militias.
>>79976749
Space Jam
>>79976633
A famous quote from the Battle of Kollaa is Major General Hägglund's question, "Will Kollaa hold? (Kestääkö Kollaa?)", to which Lieutenant Aarne Juutilainen replied, "Kollaa will hold (Kollaa kestää), unless the orders are to run away."
Also, the battle where Genghis Khan erased a city from existence by cutting off the river after they executed his messengers. That one is my favorite.
>>79966861
Best kill/death out of all you faggots.
>>79974002
BAPTIZED IN FIRE
40 TO 1
>>79976974
If we're just talking about cool battles, the Siege of Tyre is a good one.
Tyre was an island city with walls down to the sea.
It was almost impossible to attack.
So Alexander had his men build a causeway to the city so the can siege properly.
That causeway still exists today.
>>79975923
This is fucking retarded. Go die please
>>79969155
Makes one proud, that does.
>>79973344
Literally the only battle you've ever won against Rome.
>be the ancient equivalent of modern day niggers
>chimp out and invade a sovereign state, killing and pillaging
>get BTFO
>People unironically posting retarded and impossible numbers from wikipedia
>"learn da historuh"
Let me guess, you bought into Roman accounts of battles, not
to mention Hellenic ones.
>>79968918
>(((place)))
What is Wikipedia trying to tell us?
>>79975923
>1839
>machine guns
wow you're really fucking ret-
oh wait... nevermind
>>79970251
>mfw both of those warrior vehicles were destroyed by th u.s.
>>79975266
Commander Was Polish. Soldiers were Polish. Lithuania is a meme since XV c. Stay mad Żmudzin.
Best Turkroach disinsection we've managed
>>79971879
>mfw
>>79978180
>Bulgarians on the Ottoman side
Why are Bulgarians so shit, Romania?
>>79973344
Germany =/= Germanics you mongrel
>>79978724
More Germanic than you, Slav
>>79973698
holy fuck armenia
>>79966861
>strength ~2,000
>killed 30,000
jesus fucking christ. Its like the 300
>>79978820
Canadians aren't even human
>>79976416
>Nazis literally disappear from the face of the earth and their countries get liberated )))) few years later
>Not calling it a victory
>>79969155
>over 300 confirmed kills
>>79972973
Caesar mentions another battle in North Africa against Pompey's allies, that had only one casualty, while six gazillion of the enemies where reduced to carrion
>>79969849
No one cares about Korea.
>>79966861
Presidential election for the US. November 2016.
>>79978135
Fuck you.
Kircholm was our mutual victory. Every Polak and Lietuvos, arm in arm, sword to sword.
Don't forget your history.
>>79978659
>Twenty thousand Bulgarian peasants were also included in the army; their main tasks were to clear the way for the rest of the army by building bridges over waters and removing snow from the roads, and to drive supply wagons
Bulgarians didn't fought for the Ottomans , those were basically "slaves" picked on the way to help the ottoman army , no Bulgarian with fight alongside a roach. Fucking leaf retard
>>79979124
DUDE
>>79978875
>just like 300
Exactly. Nothing to do with reality.
>>79979451
will**
>>79971075
>>79973579
It clearly say they were prisoners of war.
They were already dead. Have you seen what the gooks do to white pows?
Live vivisection without anesthetics. All sorts of experiments and shit. Its 1000x worse than the holocaust AND its actually real.
>>79969155
Love it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWuaSww3JnA
>>79979451
It's funny how if you insult a specific country, you'll always get the proper flag to respond.
Like if I say, "Eat shit Macedonia, Alexander was Greek", dollars to donuts a Macedonian will pop up
>>79979501
Until we find better sources (protip: we never will), this is all we have. History is written by the victors.
Stop shitposting.
>>79969849
Damn. Was it the terittory that helped like in Thermopylae?
>>79979771
You are an imbecile if you believe such crap. And there are better sources, because there were survivors from that battle who were taken into captivity and ransomed. Yes, I have read their accounts. No, you will never read them because you are a simpleton and a mongrel.
Yes, I can detect bullshit from a mile; bullshit like 700 vs 100 000 victories that are sometimes taught in Croatia. And bullshit like armies larger than 50 000 men on a long campaign in foreign lands in pre-modern times. Ever heard of logistics? Logistical tail?
Classic one
>>79975510
dindnt he blow himself up in front of the belgium shore?
>>79969986
> strenght 5000
>losses 250-300.000
what.
>>79980144
Chill, faggot.
There are no better sources, whenever a new "study" by modern historians/archeologists is published the editors of wikipedia rush to add the new "modern estimates", often even deleting the older (sometimes ancient) sources.
>I can detect bullshit from a mile
stopped reading there.
>>79969658
Literally this.
>>79980404
includes starved civvies
>>79970033
wtf.
>>79971564
>gets independence
>civil war erupts within 60 days
fucking black people
>>79980573
thx. was a little bit irritating.
Battle of Thermopylae
Generic and popular as fuck but still an incredible feat
>>79979771
>History is written by the victors
Aktually, not true. There are unlimited cases of the opposite being true.
>>79980714
Winning a war is more important than winning a battle. I'm sure you didn't need a >le italian to teach you that, am I right?
has this been posted yet?
it's the biggest underdog victory in all of history,
>>79980519
>An Italian calls ME a faggot
Stopped reading right there
>>79966861
>>79971684
To be fair, it was an impregnable place with a narrow path, kinda similar to what happened at the battle of Thermopylae.
>>79981196
>>79981295
To be fair, it never happened and they even deleted the article.
>>79970091
Castilians really sucked at war, m8.
>>79979214
Lithuanian nobility were dominantly Poles since XV c. They spoke Polish. Fuck this "Lithuania stronk" meme.
>>79981151
Faggot, now your own countryman called you one.
>>79980275
I read about this battle, readiness to die is the main thing for a soldier
>>79981518
>Castilians really sucked at war
Castille has one of the best military records in Europe's history.
This ones for my boy Michael Brown police are evil he dindu nuffin
>>79981559
>Jebem ti mater balavu nedojebanu neobrazovanu
Fight me, bitch!
Does anyone have that graphic with the stats of that Italian field marshall who lost every battle he waged against Austria in WWI?
>entire force
TAKBIR!
>>79981306
Yeah ok britcuck
>>79981605
nice edit
>readiness to die is the main thing for a soldier
Agreed.
Without the willingness to die for his cause, a soldier does not deserve his title for he is nothing but a mere mercenary
>>79981762
Nah, I don't fight fags and women
>>79981789
: ^ )
>>79971075
>t.salty romanian
When you point the finger, there's three pointing back at you and one pointing to God..
Should make you think...
>>79981535
just because they spoke polish doesnt mean they were polish
>who were Radvilos,Goštautai,Gedminaičiai...?
>>79970115
Ottomans face practical rekt at the hands of inbred Hapsburgs
>Losing a battle against yourself.
>>79981962
>call someone a faggot
>flee
>"i don't fight people that I call faggots"
>8th grade
>>79982261
really makes you think huh
>>79982261
>Getting stopped by those same Austrians in Vienna, twice.
No surrender.
Truly, a most devastating loss for either side.
>>79982261
Habsburg inbreeding provides self rekt
For real though they were pretty messed up at this point from inbreeding. The founders of the US would stand in amazement at the shit that went on in Europe at this point in time, especially how people lived and how they were ruled. Ben Franklin wrote essays on it.
>>79976749
Zulu
>>79968415
Incompetent leaders: ruining Spain since the reconquista.
>>79974656
>>79974656
>What are trigger-happy patriots? :')
>>79982375
You are boring
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carolean_Death_March
Carolean Death March:
After the assasination of their king, the carolean army had to return to Sweden across the Tydal mountain range, in the middle of one of the coldest winters ever.
More Swedish soldiers were killed by the harsh weather in the three months of retreat; than the number killed in battle by the previous thirty years of fighting.
>>79966861
These threads are stupid and nothing posted will ever outperform 300 Spartans who defeated 100000 Persians.
>>79966861
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Pavia
>>79971879
>"Ignore the racket made by these savages. There are more women than men in their ranks. They are not soldiers—they're not even properly equipped. We've beaten them before and when they see our weapons and feel our spirit, they'll crack. Stick together. Throw the javelins, then push forward: knock them down with your shields and finish them off with your swords. Forget about plunder. Just win and you'll have everything."
>>79976749
It's a movie about the Falklands War.
>>79981703
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Castilian_battles
You are right, sorry.
>>79982633
You didn't do shit. Those Poles you G*rmanic scum love to talk shit about repelled us.
