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>did pic related from 8am to 5pm
>lost 7000 calories
>half drunk on beer all the time
>rested in squat position since it is easy on the achilles tendon
>now going to the gym to have leg day and do atg squats there
>>79956931
Baushtelle in Germany ftw.
My neighbor is some sort of slav and he fills 5 recycling bins a week full of german beer bottles.
There must be 100 bottles per bin. He doesn't throw parties. How the fuck does he drink so much?
>>79957154
It is extra challenging if you have half insane father who insists doing every single day of his free time doing construction and repair around the house. This week's agenda was building a brick fence around our yard.
>>79956931
>dug two bigass holes to put fenceposts in
>put fenceposts in, mixed concrete and filled hole
>had to make sure that shit was level
put dirt on top of dried concrete, replaced tiling
feelsaryanman.jaypeg
>>79956931
Nice bond wall you got there son.
>>79957196
My grandpa used to drink 2 bottles of wine and a 1l bottle of whiskey every day. It gave him a bit of a buzz, but he was still able to move around, have coherent conversations and do work around the house. He lost his left leg in the war, but that didn't stop him from going out every day to buy drinks and newspapers.
>>79957819
Well that is extreme even for Slav standards.
>>79957318
>building a brick fence around our yard.
>OPpic brick=UR a faggot
>old brick=you maybe arent faggot at all
pick one
>>79957819
Similar drinking habit of my grandpa, 1l wine 1l whiskey rest was beer. He was a smart fucker too, great engineer, until that shit caught up with him and he wasn't even able to subtract numbers. I miss his drunk ass sometimes.
>>79958617
>He was a smart fucker too, great engineer
Mine was a school teacher and an architect. He was a very intelligent man.
He died from prostate cancer.
>>79958741
I don't know from what mine died, I only remember the doctors saying his brain was deteriorating rapidly, he was straight up delusional in the end.
I'm an American Jew I go to 7/11 every day buy slurpies and sit on my fat ass and play vidya:)
some of my great grandparents are polish
for some reason I still don't enjoy cleaning toilets
>>79959182
If you ever wish to channel your inner Slav, hit the gym and do squats and deadlifts.
>>79957819
>>79958617
Was it really whiskey or are you just not saying rakija to help westerners understand?
>>79959729
In my case really whiskey, the man loved his whiskey
>>79956931
Some Polish and Russian ancestry, maybe 25% Slav total.
Life is similar to what you describe.
>>79956931
I like to drink kvass , eat dry fish and sunflower seeds, and speak Russian sometimes.
Rate my Slav level.
>>79959729
>rakija
rakija is a variety of whiskey. Saying rakija isn't whiskey is like saying scotch isn't whiskey.
>>79956931
That fucker better be checking if that's level
>>79961082
Is your kvass homemade or you just drink carbonated piss from shop?
>>79956931
I can't quite explain why, but there's something incredibly beautiful about this wall.
>>79956931
slav squat hurts my knees, how can you vodka-masters do it so long?
>both parents from Poland as is most of family
>cant tan
>work summer job at uncles autobody shop where I'm constantly drinking beer with my cousib
>spend half the time working half dicking around
>almost got out of the car while leaving it in neutral
id say pretty slav
>>79961588
Vodka
>>79961817
I've been drinking cheap estonian vodka, but it doesn't seem to help. Maybe I'll need more of it.
>>79956931
Drunk bricklaying is british tradition.
Fucking cultural appropriating Croat
>high iq
>misanthropical
>well-mannered
>still squat
fuck slav genes.
>>79961696
Do you practice slav yoga like in pic rel too?
>>79961327
>be hue
>live in pic related
>see properly made wall for first time
>no graffiti
>no bullet holes
>just wall
>break down in tears
>i-its just so perfect
>carry on your day serving local druglord
>>79963282
I've passed out in poses like that after drinking more than once
>>79961082
>sunflower seeds
You are Slav through and through.
>leg day
>not full body day
>>79965286
Ive Been eating sunflower seeds for breakfast for the past 2 years not knowing it had to do with my 25% slav ancestry
>>79962687
that was a great read
>>79965433
Didn't say it was leg day. FYI was for years on Wendler 5/3/1 and now am on Stronglifts (5x5).
Also, full body is for newbs. After 2 initial months it is time for a proper strength training program with built in periodization.
>>79961237
rakija is more of a brandy
>Do well paying manual labour job
>Work with lots of poles
>I often squat, mainly to improve my joint mobility
>Its comfy to sit like that now
>Eat roasted sausage for lunch
>Next to no fatties
>Im 10% bf atm
>havent counted calories in 2 months
>Drink straight vodka, more alcohol, less sugars
>Lots of redpilled poles
>Understand why we wanted to leave
>Look forward to EU collapse
All I need is a polish woman and im a lost cause lads.
>>79965433
Full body day . Yeah get tired while doing one part , then do all the rest tired , stop jewing with us
>>79956931
Question for slavs: Do you squat heels down or up? Is it important/relevant?
>>79957154
Serbs are lazy workers, just as bad as Albanians or Greeks. Best workers from Balkan are Croats & Bosnians.
>tfw you are a foreman in building construction
>you only got the job because 90% of the workers are Poles and you speak Polish.
>>79966631
Neither, buy a fucking chair.
>>79966688
Most "Serbs" in Switzerland and Germany are Albanians that had to get a Serbian passport to work in Europe, i mean we're basically the same shit as Croats and Bosnians.
>go all day picking up cherries
>drink beer all day
>squat on tree to have better acces to cherries
>now prepare them in home to make delicious wisniowka from them (cherry vodka)
>getting ready with vodka for today's match
>>79966631
Both.
>>79965286
> tfw I never realized my addiction to sunflower seeds was a slave trait
> tfw half polish
It all makes sense now.
>>79967640
Slav*
>>79967067
Sounds comfy
>>79967067
>pick 7kg of cherries
>dont eat any of them
>they all rot
>the horror
>>79957819
Bazirovanny Dedushka.
To what age did he live? (Give me hope)
>>79965286
So is the entire population of the People's Republic of China, by that logic!
>>79956931
>Working on body
>Drinks alcohol
You're a fucking retard OP. Keep wasting your time at the gym until you put up the booze
>>79969089
Booze is only consumed during manual labour or when put with friends. Meaning 10 beers a month for me.
>>79966631
flat feet or you not real slav
t.prawdziwy kozak
>>79956931
>went to pick up a wardrobe, bought at cheap place, don't deliver
>fking car decides to go dead
>pull the fucking thing on my back for a mile uphill and to the 5th floor without elevator
>3 rounds of this till all boxes are home
>budweiser after the work - heaven
> not squating, south slav, we sit on benches and concrete, unlike russians who would get their ass frozen to the ground
>>79966578
dont be a baby
>>79956931
Mostly Croat mix here, haven't worn jeans in over 10 years.
>>79957196
>recycling bins
Might be an Austrian, we're downright militant about recycling.
>>79967067
>tfw cherries dont grow well here in florida
feelsbadman, its the peach and pear life for me
>>79966529
rakija is the sweet nectar of balkans
Mostly Ukrainian from my dad's great grandfather who was born in austria-hungary.
>>79961327
yes, some how the good old sturdy orange brick has become the essence of latin american architecture
I need to learn how to squat
>>79962687
under rated
YOU NEED TO LEARN WHAT!?
99% spy
>>79972266
Honestly that city looks a lot more attractive than the typical American city of the same size.
You have no idea how ugly most of America is because of its lack of uniform architecture as well as just plain bad 'modern' architecture.
>>79968072
>>79968072
as hell ziomek
>>79968289
I had the same with grapes oh the horror indeed
>>79971810
feels bad, but you've got oranges mate
>>79966688
t. croat or bosnian immigrant
>>79956931
>Get home from work
>water all my plants (raspberries for Russian points)
>drink 2 glasses of Tarhun
>eat salty fish
>go back outside and clear all the grass in a certain part of my yard with shovel
Pretty much max slav here.
>>79957318
Yeshwith mydad wewere doingshit constantly around the house.
>>79966550
you the kind of bong we need on /pol/
>>79966631
both, heels down is just a meme
>>79961588
The key to proper squatting is to lay your feet flat on the ground, not stand on your toes. You can only achieve this balance by placing your armpits over the knees.
>>79978440
also answer to >>79966631
How do I get in touch with my inner Slav?
Dad is 100% Croatian, mom is 100% Polish.
>>79962687
pure gold, my sides are in fucking orbit
>>79977512
except it isn´t
>>79956931
Why are your days so long as a bricklayer?
You are really slow or full of shit
>>79961327
All the mexicans behind it really brings a tear to my eye.
>>79979875
they get paid per hour in the UK dude. they don´t get paid per job or per task.
they longer it takes you the more money you can charge.
>>79979875
and they make actually brick houses.. not the type of wooden sheds or mudhuts that you have in Estonia..
Croatian builders ftw.
If we built WTC towers in NY, those planes would bounce off like dead flies.
>>79978440
WHY DO THEY ALL DO THIS THO?
>>79956931
>leg day
that's gay
>>79980855
..because they're slavs?
Serious: I have no idea. My fucking dad has been doing this all his life, and calls this "the eternal slavic squat" (odwieczny słowiański przykuc), the "primal squatting position" if you will. And he knew this pre-internet era.
Something's in the air. Or in our blood.
I personally like to squat, but I'm too ashamed.
How do you burn 7000 fucking calories in one go?
>captcha: select all the food
>>79962687
That tile pattern looks like a butthole tho
>>79981129
>tfw standing in a line for a bus
>want to squat but too ashamed
>>79981129
haha that's great. It kind of makes sense too.
>>79981129
I remember reading that in Russia it's inappropriate to sit on the ground because it's dirty. Is that a cultural thing in Poland as well? It would definitely explain the squatting.
>>79981364
have ever been as a bricklayer?
Carrying around all that bricks, making cement, layering those bricks with that cement all day in sun is pretty exhausting
>>79979456
wtf is this thing? where does it come from and does it lay eggs?
>>79981057
t. Disco pumper
>>79981418
i k t f
>>79981721
I have no idea if it does, actually squatting is pretty uncommon here, but the purest of slavs somehow manage to maintain the tradition.
>>79981741
No, definately not. That would also explain why squatting is not so common in Poland. And good, because it looks fucking ridiculous.
>>79956931
American here, spending a week in Krakow to fuck my Polish gf. How Slavic does that make me?
>>79956931
Whenever I'm out drinking and i meet another Slav in America all we do is talk about how much we hate gypsies.
jachi smo ud subdine (spelling) Serbs drink a lot becuz they don't have much of a drug culture. I've worked and hired many Slavs, for the most part they are great workers, better and equally as fast as Mexicans, but complain much more.
>>79977253
Doyou knowhow totype inenglish
>>79956931
6am get up, breakfast of pork and rakija
7am Gypsy beating until lunch at midday of sausage, black bread and lighter fuel. Then Jew beating until 6, beers squatting with Piotr then home. More vodka.
Looks like KEK has forsaken me.
>>79982556
Are you the anon whose girlfriend cheated on him with a turk? kek
>>79977253
Never liked tarhun, kvas is the shit
>>79982317
>squatting not common in Poland
banan detected
every true Pole from the blocks had squatted with his friends even before he knew about it from internet
Dont stop come on make the beat drop
>>79981129
>>79981418
>want to squad
>dont want to be made fun of
I don't even look slavic.
>>79981925
I have never been a bricklayer. It makes sense when you put it that way.
>>79980770
sta je ovo?
>>79982911
Yeah, but that's instinctual squatting, not cultural.
I am squatting right now in a meat shop, going to make some Rakija with my dad today.
I'm only 50% Slav
>>79982784
Oh god I can't believe you remember that. Yup that's me. I am going to give her a 2nd chance
... I also couldn't get a refund on my ticket so yeah :(
>>79983123
cuck desu
>>79983123
You fucking fool!
You got SHALOM'D by the eternal pussy jew!
>>79983123
>gf cheated with t*rk
>I am going to give her a 2nd chance
disgusting
>>79956931
it's 11 PM here atm
>tfw half hohol
>squatting in front of my Laptop and shitpost
>every 5 minutes i stand up and deadlift a barbell in a corner of my room.
don't forget to deadlift slavbros. It's just as important as squatting
https://youtu.be/x6lv7FACT-o
>>79983123
Gone back to prep mehmet.
>>79983123
Man, that's pretty pathetic.
>>79983123
that makes you a fucking cuck.
Also your girlfriend must be at maximum average if she really had it with a roach- the only girls with shitkins here are some low class county girls that doesn't recieve enough attention from normal males
>>79983017
no problem bro
>>79983053
what's the difference? squat is squat people are now putting some meme ideology behind it
>>79966631
Heels up is western spy squat!!!
>>79981129
I've squatted my whole life, never knew it was a Slav thing til the internet. My grandma on my dad's side is from Poland.
>>79983866
more like polish jew¨
>>79983620
russian weeb is there anything more retarded? i dont think so.
>>79983866
Poles and czech don't squat as much as other slavs
>>79983977
Russians are sub human
>>79966631
Only albos squats here.
>>79956931
never laid a brick in my life
drink responsibly, prefer fine wines
squat only with a barbell
I guess I'm not one of you
>>79983977
>more like polish jew¨
Don't talk shit about my babushka.
>>79983998
I never met anyone from her side of the family... Guess they all must have died in the war.
>>79983495
>>79983527
>>79983543
>>79983602
>>79983620
>>79983676
1. She didn't cheat on me exactly. She did this before we got together and lied about it, finally admitting it
2. She told me she hates Polish men because they drink and smoke and are lazy. Remember I'm American, niggers
>>79984285
Also it was oral not sex.
>>79983977
Czech'd.
>>79984034
>a green, flattened, lateral structure attached to a stem and functioning as a principal organ of photosynthesis and transpiration in most plants
>>79984285
That's some nice damage control, cuck
She hates polish men, so she fucked a t*rk?
I told you in the first place that she's a degenerate whore and that you should dump her
If she hates all Polish men then don't delude yourself she likes you, she likes you just because you're American. Once you take her back to burgerland she will jump on the first brown cock she sees. Out of you both only she will find what she wants - a trip to murika
Abandon ship, this is the last warning, she already proven she is a whore
>>79984268
polish jew isn't so unrealistic, m8. A lot of Poles and Hohols especially from Galicia and Volhynia who migrated to the US are jews.
>>79978984
Simple. Visit Croatia and Poland. Two beautiful countries. Get in touch with you roots.
Or if you live in America get in tough with your local Croatian or Polish community.
But the best thing to do is to party with other slavs. You will realize that the easiest way to channel your inner slav is when you r drunk.
>>79984285
>1. She didn't cheat on me exactly. She did this before we got together and lied about it, finally admitting it
>fucking anything after a roach
disgusting, also she was texting both with you and a roach, and she's propably still doing it
>2. She told me she hates Polish men because they drink and smoke and are lazy. Remember I'm American, niggers
yeah all of them say they """""hate"""""" polish man and it's their """"""choice""""" to go with foreigners
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PQ670sfFXU
>>79956931
Today i bought a bucket of cherniki from a local kalhoznik and did an hour long workout using the bars of the local soviet-bloc childrens playground. Regrettably, the latter was done to the tune of Metallica, and not Russian folk music. I guess outside of that I ate some sirniki's, blini's with meat, and cotlets.
Otherwise, today was a pretty non-slav day.
>>79984543
Thanks for the hard advice. I'm not paying for her to visit me. If she can get 5K zloty then she can visit me but I'm not visiting her anymore either.
>>79984285
forgot pic
polish men don't drink overly much and smoke just as much as everywhere else, it's definately not considered 'cool' here
and we're not lazy, fuck off, britbongs are complaining they can't find a job because we're know for being hardworking and cheap labour force
>>79984570
Yeah, that's one of the reasons I wouldn't get 23andme done. Her last name was Lofink.
>>79984757
That pic is so damn comfy man
>>79956931
I have a mighty jar of pickled pancakes in my kitchen.
Feels slav.
>>79985107
Woha. Never tried this.
How does it work?
>>79984802
something's off about Slovenia in that map, we're a nation of alcoholics, according to an article I found we're 9th in the world
>beer consumption: 4,10 liters per capita per year
>wine consumption: 5,10 liters per capita per year
>spirits consmption: 1,33 liters per capita per year
>estimated unregistered consumption of pure alcohol: 3 liters per capita per year
>>79985107
fucking disgusting.
>>79984802
Man what the fuck is wrong with her? I thought Polish woman would be more traditional and conservative than American women, did I meet one of the only Polish coal burners?
>>79985107
>pickled pancakes
w-wait what?
>>79984895
Yeah, don't do it. i did it and now i know that i'm part Askenazim.
>slav immigrant
>I only wear tracksuits and I drink every morning
>tfw stereotype
>>79985107
I made this sauerkraut. Pretty fucking tasty. I'm not sure what happened, but after a while it started to smell like booze, so I tossed it and made some new stuff.
>>79985107
Can it even compare to Żurek, the most slavic soup ever to ever tread a man's taste buds?
>>79985580
>subhumans cant use dishes
>tfw your family roots are more germanic and czech so you don't really fully understand inner slav mentality.
>>79985253
>>79985281
>>79985398
Come on, it's in the filename.
It's just a colony of yeast + special bacteria fermenting sweetened black (or sometimes green).
The result is a refreshing soft drink.
>>79985060
it could do without the guy on the tv but otherwise yes :)
>>79985107
won't this just be a weird tasting kvas
>>79985642
*black tea
>>79985580
Looks fucking delicious.
>>79985107
Isn't kombucha Chinese or Korean?
>>79956931
Squat with all my feet on the chair while on the pc, if I'm not going casual I'm always having something from adidas,vodka basically does nothing to me and I don't even drink alcohol that much
>>79985642
...pickled pancakes?
>>79985580
jesus fuck polish people are truly fucking engieneers of humanity
>>79985502
>now i know that i'm part Askenazim.
Not too much % though, right? I'd reckon I'm 1/4 Polish and 1/4 Italian from my dad's side. Mom's side is French and Scottish.
>love beer
>love vodka
>wear track jacket all the time, evenin summer, without layer shirt.
>perfect at squatting
>eat sunflower literally everyday
>love and have 2 cats
>mfw im actually half olish
>mfw even my georgian dad has r1a, so do i
im probably most slavic non slav here
>>79985790
It is really popular here, you can find one in every old woman's house. Or at least used to be that way couple of decades ago. It's even gotten a name of it's own here, "tea mushroom".
I dunno, this thing feels stereotypically slav to me.
>>79985698
>won't this just be a weird tasting kvas
It has it's own distinct taste.
>>79985580
Further proof that Poland has a future and Germany does not
>>79986162
because of soup in bread? its disgusting. you had soup and bread, now thanks to this epic recipe u can trash bread. ebin.
>>79985381
>did I meet one of the only Polish coal burners?
Yes. I told you in another thread, when you asked: a true redpilled Polish girl would never hate on her country, and would never like the West more, especially not to the point where she wants to leave. Us, Poles, we see America as wealthy, but pretty degenerate.
Also, don't believe all memes. We have plenty of redpilled girls, I'd even say it's a majority. But the exact reason why you shouldn't look for a wife here unless you're planning to stay, because a truly redpilled girl will want to raise her kids here. On the other hand, lot of the girls here are beautiful and seem pure, but in the endthey're no different than your degenerate western whore. But they leave to their natural habitat, UK/USA/Germany, so that's only good.
Pic related - Kasia - seemingly cute, she started her porn career as soon as she entered the UK.
And she's a complete vixen, I tell you. But she's a whore, and remember, all whores are the same - only good for sex, and even that idea seems disgusting.
>>79986358
also Kasia is literally our only porn actress
I'm British and I squat heels down. I also had a strange interest in learning Polish during highschool, never got far though (5 fucking genders). I was also strangly attracted to a Latvian lapdancer this weekend. My Dad also went to poland and has a lot of Russian friends. That's it though really.
>made hot żurek
>ate it outside in 33C weather
hold me back lads, i'm growing a tracksuit
>>79986253
You can eat the bread too though
>Drunk as often as I can make it happen
>Can understand spoken and written Russian (I can't form a sentence to save my life)
>Watch old Soviet cartoons
>Listen to Slav music
>Drink kvas when I'm not drinking alcohol
>>79986604
RARE
>>79986253
You're just jealous. Why, Czechs are practically Germans
>>79986523
>he puts his bread into sink full of watter before eating it.
great taste i bet
>>79986411
>tfw no HD version of her blue dildo vid
a real shame, that
Does anyone have a Kyselo recipe from their grandma or something?
>>79986604
R A R E
>>79985107
OH FUCK YOU BEAUTIFUL SLAVIC BASTARD
PLEASE LET ME EAT ONE OF THOSE FERMENTED PLACENTAS
Post non-slavs getting BTFO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=En4j5Nm0UfU
>>79986815
and aborted fetuses
>>79986841
>muh LARPing
Maximum autism
>>79986358
>>79986411
I know a girl that looks exactly like Kasia, except maybe 6 kg fatter. Is she retired from porn now?
>>79986411
You know nothing Jon Snow
>>79986721
>it's a "czech dedicates his posts to hating slavs" episode
V4 when?
give back ewa farna
elektronicky mordulec
i ran out of memes
>>79986560
>fermented wheat tea is okay
>chunks of hardened fermented milk are okay
>tea fermented by bacteria is not
wew
>>79986967
>tatuaże
>>79986982
>V4 when?
when you stop being antisemite
>>79986604
What the fuck?
The virgin islands are british!
Who the fuck said that the US could have it?
>>79986743
i know that feel too well
i lost my virginity to that video my man
>>79986953
>Canada
http://www.foxnews.com/world/2016/07/06/punching-white-woman-after-yelling-hate-white-people-not-hate-crime-judge-rules.html?intcmp=hplnws
>>79987172
Now I know I'm dealing with JIDF, not with a Slav
You're scared of us, your goyim overlords, yes?
>>79986448
>5 genders
Gay tb.h
>>79987375
this is what i am talking about. poles are mentaly hill
>>79987435
Ah, slavettes.. So pure and qt..
>>79987365
>There is no evidence either way about what the offender meant
>I hate white people
>no evidence
wut
>>79956931
>slav
>leg day
what?
>>79987196
St Thomas, St John and St Croix are U.S clay bruh, we bought it from the Danish.
>>79987545
is this from blacked? HOT
>>79987517
give back ewa farna and we can talk about the jews
>>79966953
>WE ARE ALL THE SAME EVERY ONE FROM TOKIO TO MADRID IS SERB WE ALL SAME SHIT YOU SHOULD COME TO CREAT A GREAT SERBIA AFTER ALL YOU ARE ALL SERBS HOW CANT YOU SEE
eat shit and die miloš
>>79987545
>no 3 way bj with polak schoolgirls
why even live
>>79986805
If you meant kissel it's super easy.
2,5 liters of water
2-3 tablespoons of starch (depends on how thick you want your kissel)
0,5 kg of berries/jam/fruits/juice
200 grams of sugar (or less if you're using jam)
Mix sugar and berries /w water
Boil them for 5-7 minutes
Mix starch with cool water
Pour it slowly into boiling berries and stir like crazy until it thikens
Boil for another 2-3 minutes
That's it.
>>79987545
Slavs didn't have wifi in 2006.
>>79987196
damn it britain. they opt out as you brexit.
get your shit together!
>>79956931
Slavs know how to build wall.
Trump could use you!
>still recovering from wrist surgery
>manage to work around it using weights and machines recommended by physical therapist
>still recovering from tendinitis in knees and doing the same thing
>pain in injuries ebbing away while sore muscles are there to stay
I'm ready getting huge just from working out a week. I think I just push myself harder now
>>79987883
wtf is wifi
>>79987854
>anonku, co tak stoisz? nie usiądziesz z nami?
>>79987883
fuck off oppressor
>>79971791
I'm slav and I recycle and conserve resources as much as I can
>>79978440
>>79977512
>>79956931
Full squatting involves resting one's weight on the feet with the buttocks resting on the backs of the calves. It may be used as a posture for resting or working at ground level particularly where the ground is too dirty or wet to sit or kneel.[1]
Most western adults cannot place their heels flat on the ground when squatting because of shortened Achilles tendons largely caused by habitually:
sitting on chairs or seats
wearing shoes with heels (especially high heels)
For this reason the squatting position is usually not sustainable for them for more than a few minutes as heels-up squatting is a less stable position than heels-down squatting.[5][6]
We still don't have washing mashines in current year.
>>79988005
>brown eyes
fucking dropped
>>79988017
here's to your wrist
>>79956931
>How Slav are you
you don't get to be slav unless you timestamp yourself doing the dance of your people
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZERaT4fbwA
>>79956931
I busted in a qt3.14 polish girl a few years ago when a condom broke and didn't realize it. So there is a good chance I might be Slav-in law or something.
>>79988103
muh heritage
>>79988474
Burger, it's time for you to meet the original Polish Witcher.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCy68CWDKVE
>>79983123
HHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHHSBFKD
OH MY FUCKING GOD
GET TURKED
>>79986520
i rather have soup on hot day than nomal meal
also my honours for you for making the best anti-hangover soup ever
>>79988166
How do I lengthen my Achilles Tendons?
>>79989071
Squatting
>>79981741
Squats were so popular in Russia due huge impact of a prison culture. Russian prisoners had toilets like picrelated and they also were forced to squat by guards in the prison yards during raids and such things, because it's way easier to control a big crowd when they're almost immobilized by sitting in the full squat position
>>79988593
no wonder the soviets got BTFO
>>79956931
I wish I could spend my life as a slav brick layer
>>79989291
Slav toilet.
>>79956931
This has nothing to do with politics
Reported
>>79961588
Your knees need to be behind your toes.
>>79988593
I want to hear a nice peace breakdown in that song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_JSl8_kLx0
>>79986604
Гдe ты квac нaхoдишь в cвoих пepдях?
>>79989291
Pretty sure it's not just the prisons that have toilets like that.
>>79989526
Funny you say that, I was just taking a dump and browsing through the used cookbooks I bought back in Australia. I couldn't help but notice, one of them was sewn upside down.
Is that a cultural thing in Australia? I imagine it's easier to read this way, since you're on the other side of the globe.
>>79988575
Nah, I moved to the US 3 years ago
>>79990290
forgot pic
>>79989899
Tы чe зaквacкy нe yмeeшь дeлaть??
>>79983123
Don't fucking do that.
It's going to end again, and when it does, you're gonna feel like an even bigger moron. Ditch her and move on.
>>79988841
>i rather have soup on hot day than nomal meal
Doesn't Polish cuisine have their own version of a cold soup similar to Russian okroshka or Belarusian haladnik?
>>79985580
Looks amazing.
>>79990614
Chłodnik in polish
>>79990614
mostly the same stuff
Didn't know squatting was a slav thing. I've always been comfortable in a heel up squat position. I have strong Polish roots.
>tfw I live with a jew who hates Pierogis
>>79990614
>>79990907
Chłodnik is polish and lithuanian.
God bless slavs. May they remain ever the rough and tumble whites able to reinvigorate us like the barbarians of old did when the rest of us were too soft and weak.
>>79990935
>>79990907
>>79991132
So it's been around for quite a while, when we all lived in the same country
>>79982757
The perfect life.
Would it be difficult for a Canadian to emigrate to Croatia?
>>79991254
Your ID matches perfectly chłodnik's colour. Too satisfying.
>>79956931
krazy shit there kzhyshtzhow
>>79991682
>>79990935
>>79990614
This stuff looks great. What's in it?
>>79984787
Just find another woman and save yourself from the stress that she will put you through, fuck. There are other fish in the sea, even in Poland.
>>79992047
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLtwHVIGttg
>>79966550
Sounds about where I'm at. Up until a few weeks ago I was downing almost two liters of vodka every 2-3 days.
I'm cutting back and lurking /fit/ now though.
>>79956931
Not Slav. I'm half English/French. Dual nationality.
Two languages, two nationalities.
I'm a plumber. I fit showers and unblock drains among other things.
It pays well.
>Everyone in my Family Bashes Jews and communists
>Favorite drinks Tea,Beer,Vodka,Kvass,Kampot
>Extremely Religious and Superstitious Parents
>Dont smile
>>79992047
Here's a recipe for this one precisely >>79991682
http://louloublog.pl/na-letni-obiad-najlepszy-chlodnik/
I'm sure you can google translate it.
>>79992847
That's pretty slav.
>>79992334
>>79993025
Thank you. Now I know what to start growing next.
>>79990614
chłodnik- i like it's white version
>>79992847
Fuck those fake american "smiles"
>>79994564
yeah its 100x better, with roasted potatoes too
mmm kurwa
>>79994674
Isn't it the same as Russian okroshka in that case? It has potatoes and meat in it as well
>>79994893
Okroshka is made with boiled potatoes, hard boiled eggs, boiled meat or russian bologna, cocumbers
>>79994893
Chłodnik is without meat.
>>79957819
Fucking based. Here, one bottle a day it's extreme alcoholism.
>>79994893
That spoon is beautiful.
>>79956931
>was painting walls today
>decided to squat to get to the lower areas instead of fucking my back up
>>79995410
Wooden kitchenware is a classic Russian thing
>>79994893
White chłodnik is more of a cool, thick sauce that you pour over hot baked potatoes. Also, no meat in it. It tastes like Greek tzatziki, in a way.
>>79996002
nice I remember having those in my grandparents house
the inner looked somehow like this comfy as fuck
>>79981129
Everyone squats as a 1-3 year old but they grow out of it because westerners are taught to sit on chairs and even shit sitting on the toilet and not squatting.
Before the invention of the chair mankind squatted.
>>79966631
Heels down for the true Slav experience
>>79956931
>work construction all day
>plumber, polish background
>come home and lift weights, run in heat wave
>come home and open a zywiec while making a steak
>have had the same widow's peak since 14 (26 now), and permanent angry frown since childhood
>Make blin for breakfast all the time
>Hate Jews, commies, Muslims
>All my non Chink friends are also Slavs
>Make fucking amazing pelmeni
>Do squats in the gym
>Eat 10 bags of sunflower seeds whenever I'm outside squatting around fireplaces at Slav friend's backyards
>Only drink Slav vodkas
>Live in Slav part of town
>Literally 10 Slav bakeries and delis within 5km of my house
Moving out of Leaf to Russia as soon as I graduate. I fucking hate all these Liberals, Chinks, and shitskins. That bastard Trudeau makes it all worse
What city do all you Canadian Slavs live in?
>>79957819
>>79958617
>1|
What?
>>80001493
1 liter, anon.
Entirely possible. Slavs broke the worlds record in drinking, I think it was some Polish guy with 22,3‰. Died a few weeks after he crashed his car.
Average death dose is 4-5‰.
>>80000274
living as slav in trudeau bitch country must be hard
>>80002268
Not hard enough for him to come back
>>80002041
>In 2004, an unidentified Taiwanese woman died of alcohol intoxication after immersion for twelve hours in a bathtub filled with 40% ethanol. Her blood alcohol content was 1.35%. It was believed that she had immersed herself as a response to the SARS epidemic.[54]
wat
>>80002996
>died
>>80003080
i read the wiki article on intoxication record and that quote just struck me as rather intredasting
>>80002268
It's fucking horrible. Trudeau is the polar opposite of Putin or Trump. Liberal faggot with NO balls and is completely PC. Goes to gay pride parades, meets with Muslims, meets with Jews, promote Ramadan, ALL the weedman bullshit is true. I wish Canada had a leader like Trump/Putin/hellevenJinping who actually has balls and wants moderate nationalism. Trudeau wants Canada to become Leafistan.
Either way I'm still returning to mother. I hate this fucking country it's all chinks and browns
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/popular-mp-jim-dobbin-died-during-european-trip-after-drinking-polish-vodka-9993581.html
>mfw the mighty polish vodka kills leftist scum
>>79990935
Looks like beet soup.
I hate beet soup.
>>79986982
If the EU ever collapses (which it will), I want my country to join you guys
>Based Višegrad
