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Anything to say about your own countries, bros?
>North to gothenburg
forest
>gothenburg to malmö
fields and trees
>>79939163
Do you have an appropriate thread on /int/?
>>79939163
Man, you baited us... but I must eat this one.
What is "the largest outlaw community in the world"?
Is that a real thing or just the city of Brasilia where your government and parliament live?
>>79939314
where white trash is on the map is actually one of the highest maori areas
here
I present you this GIF
blue = white people
green = mixed/black
last map = HDI
>>79939334
City of Brasilia, m8. The biggest amount of thieves and liars by square meter...
>north of belgrade
Flatlands, farms and depression.
>south of belgrade
Mountains, cattle hearders and poverty. Inexpensive.
>>79939988
I thought that was Sao Paulo?
>>79939163
>most beautiful women zone
When will this "Brazilian women are the exist loololol :p" meme die? All your women look like horses and all your men look like bare chested faggots
>>79940094
Sao Paulo is almost on the coast... should be somewhere North of Santa Catarina
>>79940094
São Paulo (state) is the blue one next to the pink one (Paraná).
>>79939831
> all the good goy counties in Michigan have colleges in them
Pottery
>>79940195
Gisele, Adriana, Alessandra and Laís may disagree with you...
>>79939831
Why are all of the rich and educuated areas blue?
>>79940267
I meant that Sao Paulo has the biggest amount of thieves and liars by square meter
>>79939831
>tfw living in red county surrounded by green/blue
I will be the first to die in the happening
>>79940634
it's because brasilia is Brazil's political center. Every congressmen/women, senator, ministry and our beloved presidentS reside there
>>79940625
Was about to post this
Even though I'm conservative, all the nicer places to live are blue. This is objective fact. They are cleaner, nicer, and smarter.
>>79940625
Because they don't have to deal with minorities.
>>79940283
This is so accurate, it's scary.
>>79940777
Checked
you're dead m8
>>79940634
São Paulo thieves are more like petty criminals. Brasília ones steal millions at once, have several hidden accounts on Switzerland and even control some criminal organizations.
>>79939431
What the fuck happened to Invercargill and Southland?
That's where I'm from but it used to be white as fuck like a decade age.
Thought I was going to make a fortune in finance and then go back and retire somewhere comfy like Riverton.
Bugger.
>>79939831
>Long Island
>green
>>79940777
good good, we will need your blood.
>>79939431
>tfw only ever lived in black zones
Honestly, America's just too damn complicated to get into. There are 50 states and almost all of them have unique personalities, some of them have multiple.
In other words, our diversity quota is full.
100% correct map of Germany
>>79942996
lol gay
>>79939163
whose jose sarney
>>79943086
Add Franken as "German Ultra-Rednecks"
Mark South Tyrol as the German Enclave
Mark the rest of the map as SOON(tm)
>>79939163
I'm assuming that you're one of the good Brazilians (in the South.)
What's the situation there in general? And are your womenz more or less staying within their community- or have they fallen for the cultural Marxism like here in the US (and are getting 'enriched')?
>>79943086
pretty accurate. Cologne used to be named "Chicago at the Rhine" in the 60s to 70s so that fits.
>>79943086
"apple wine and crime"
liek poetry.
fuck hessen, fuck that shitty place.
>>79940283
>Perth
>Asians
>0.9% Chinese
>1.6% Indian
Ok.
>>79946222
Tourists as well. Which is why there's that spot in QLD.
>>79946641
>No 1 tourists are White British
>Americans, New Zealanders, German and French all in top 10 visitor ethnicity
>couple of Westaboo Singaporeans and Hong Kongeans is Asian
>>79947289
Perhaps, but they're obviously less noticeable compared to the Mongol hordes descending upon Queen St Mall or drowning at Surfer's.
>>79940195
I have to agree with you here. It's the same as South Korea: We get all our plastic women to represent the country through media but in reality the "normal" women here look like nigger tranny horses.
>>79939831
This map is objectively correct
>>79945437
50-50... Half want to remain pure aryan, other half is full of commie shills and craving for big black cocks.
Only thing I'm sure of is that the worst people are from South of France
>>79949361
Well, at least half aren't completely suicidal.
How is the economy there? Does Saint Catherine allow Americans to do business (e.g., contracted software migrations/end user training)? A Peruvian-American friend of mine sings the praises of German Brazil and has suggested I look there.
I'm well-built but a manlet (5' 6'' on a good day, which I hide on important meetings with elevator shoes) so I will not steal all your women.
Canada:
"Come here if you want America Lite: Now with 100% LESS rights like freedom of speech"
> Northern "provinces"
Desolate no-man's land of stagnant traditionalist natives
> Eastern provinces
Parasitic government cities, home of (literally) rabid lawyers (aka: hell on earth)
> Middle provinces
Economically fragile and emotionally broken dirt farmers
> Eastern half of British Columbia
Isolated mountain village murderer vibe
> Western coast half of British Columbia
Rampant fungal infections and bone aches
>>79952635
Accurate. North is beautiful and good people, Mumbai area is advanced, everywhere else is darkskin cow lovers or dangerous maoists
>>79943086
>tfw living in german detroit
saw a bronie last week on my campus
A FUCKING BRONIE
>>79943086
I wouldn't call all of NRW detroit, the Ruhrpott is fucked up, but everything else is comfy.
>>79955329
>grew up in Essen
>currently living in Gelsenkirchen and studying in Düsseldorf
I always see a cosplayer on my campus.
>>79955652
a shitposter from the hhu? fug i am not alone :DDDD
>>79940283
>Tasmania
>Bogans
Maybe 30 years ago, we've got the greatest modern museum on the planet here now faggot, probably more 'cultured' than anywhere else in the country. I'm not sure that that's entirely a good thing though.
>>79939731
>My family is split living in Oregon, Utah, Texas, Montana, and South Carolina
I have no idea what that makes me.
>Brexit edition
>>79939831
>Oregon could be red if it weren't for Portland or Lane County
Dammit are we at least gonna MOGA?
>>79955652
Recklinghausen here, how's it going?
>>79956162
Manchester, Leeds and Bradford are muzzie hellholes
>>79956162
>mfw I'm in the homosexuals circle
>>79957265
give brown back to germany
>>79956162
Why do you cunts always omit the Isle of Wight? Fuck you.
>>79957654
You were the ones who forced us to take it.
i just discovered that i have a lot of these from /int/, so might as well drop them, enjoy
Russia
>>79958089
Give it up anyway. We'll let you have Lwow.
I know New Jersey is not a country, but this map is pretty funny.
>>79955791
Yep, from hhu.
>>79956196
Well, the GSG9 tried to catch a murderer wanted by interpol yesterday, but failed.
>The mass murder sites are shown on a map with precise geographical coordinates
:3
>>79943742
This is the stupidest fucking thing I've every had the displeasure of reading. Isn't there a better one?
>>79943086
As someone from Holstein, I like it that way. "Leave me alone" should be our Moto.
>>79958628
historyfag here, you?
>>79958628
>GSG9
>ever doing anything
GSG9 is the laughing stock of special forces.
>>79939831
how the fuck did obongo get elected with all that red?
>>79959030
>>79959009
im from Mecklenburg and i literally never met someone from Lübeck or someone who has been there until i was 17 or so. Its like that city is walled or something
>>79958621
I'm from Lawrenceville. I'd say everywhere around it at least is accurate.
>>79949549
Is Aquitaine the best region of France?
>>79959146
Kek, the Swiss commies are unironically from the French part.
Why do frogs love socialism so much?
>>79958621
Surprisingly accurate. I come from the vast wilderness of rednecks at the end of the heroin highway
>>79958851
>Regions
>England
>>79939831
>mfw living in Cook County IL red pilled me
>>79942828
>Tolna
>Dél-Baranya
>civilization and no gyps
>Kalocsa
>gypsies
Oktalan barom. Szar térkép, dugd fel a kétfilléres buzikurva apád fasztépázta véres seggébe te agyatlan romángeciivó rétinigger.
>>79959235
>tfw living in orangeland
>>79958487
>Louisiana is Black Gangs and White Supremacy
I wish we had white supremacy. We have David Duke in Livingston Parish, but that's it.
>>79959099
The Electoral systems pretty fucked up, its not based on population but magic rich people votes and California and New York have more then anyone else.
>>79940625
I live in Morris County, NJ, which is the wealthiest and best educated part of the state. It's also red and majority Republican.
>>79939227
You forgot rape, lots of rape
And armbands too
>>79958621
>>79958630
Hivemind
>>79958487
F- nigger
>>79948589
>South Africa tries: writing
>>79940625
Because they don't live with true poverty and its effects, or with the Dindus.
>>79939831
I live in Wisconsin, so they are a lot of gun toting cucks.
>>79960041
i like that you can actually guess where the people who made these maps are coming from
>>79956403
Manchester is like over 80% white
>>79940777
Not if you're armed
Also checked
>>79960116
>>79960122
20% nonwhite is basically caliphate tier in Europe if its outside of the capital
>>79939831
yep. butte county in california is as red as Oklahoma, minus all the faggots in college that vote only in pr3sidental elections.
>>79957721
Are you colorblind (not joking)?
>>79960198
>groningen
>geen zandnegers
Ok.jpeg
>>79940777
Why those blue faggots have no guns. More like they will be the first to die.
>>79955329
There is a brony club at my college
Luckily I'll be going to Bavaria
If I see a furfag or brony in Germany I'll shed one tear.
Just one
Because after that Germany doesn't deserve my sympathy.
>>79960336
>>79960287
no, why? i wrote the text before filling the countries up which was a bit retarded i guess if you mean the white spots in the "o"s
>>79942828
>bigfoot's drunk little brother
Now I'm interested.
>>79960198
Dit is het domste wat ik vandaag heb gezien.
>>79939831
>tfw when one of only two states that is completely red
>>79958851
>incest and stephen fry
dont be rude
did it on a rush, gotta go to the doctor soon brahs
>>79960635
enlighten me weedman, why is it stupid? or just low efford?
>>79943742
>Rude doesn't apply to chicago
Has the creator of this map ever been to chicago? Driving there is hell on earth.
this.
>>79939831
how could that many counties have voted against obama and he still wins? the american voting system is fucked
>>79943086
saarland is not french
we hate it if you call us french
and we hate pfälzer
in general we hate everything we dont know
>>79943086
>never been but ancestors traced backed to baden baden
>hipster
this
>>79960481
Both oranges aren't the same hue... fuck...
The same grade of orange
>>79940195
Bullshit, you just don't know were to look at.
>>79961072
population density
electoral college
arbitrary district lines
>>79944869
>hating on based franken
fuck off nigger
>>79961163
Guatemala
>>79960868
>>79961258
ah i see, i seem to have disabled transparency by mistake when i did the one orange square on the right
>>79960418
good luck, bavaria is pretty based, 100 times better than north rhine westphalia
>>79940195
You must be mistaking us with the lower class mullatos. We're talking about the people, not the human cattle.
>>79960923
Low effort, and just wrong. It's just shit.
>>79948811
>Nigger tranny horses
You must live in Rio then, because here in São Paulo there are hundred of beautiful woman.
>>79948589
you what?
>>79961497
mostly exaggerated but utahshire is 100% spot-on
>>79940777
Orange County?
>>79960336
Plenty of people live between Porto and Lisbon, no one lives more than 50km away from the coast though.
It should also be specified that the south portion of the Lisbon region is dindu territory.
>>79943086
pretty good start.
>>79950340
The best place to do business in Brazil is in the south and São Paulo, probably the two only places that still are not in a suicidal run to destroy their own economy. If you can get behind our convoluted bureaucracy and our current recession, I would say its worth a shot.
And don't worry about being a manlet, our woman love gringos and they will be all over you as soon as they hear your accent.
>>79958330
Better idea - borders stay as they are and you go fuck yourself, ok?
>>79961083
>Hedmark
>Millionaires
What
>>79959146
Lübeck is pretty isolated in terms who needs to go there and who needs to go.
I'm from the countryside Further north and I've only ever gone there to use the airport.
>>79949361
Thankfully most part of the commie woman are a bunch of hags anyway, so we are not losing too much.
>>79945437
Full of coal burners, but not all hope is lost. Basically:
"""Big""" City girls have more coal burners, but the richer the less likely they will have a dark boyfriend
Country girls that I know mostly have white boyfriends
>>79961918
well otherwise i have only been in Kiel, which was pretty nice and Wacken which i will never do again
seven THOUSAND years in photoshop
>>79948589
>that writing
Oh God, my fucking sides
Video related:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVqQKF7xgTQ
>>79962057
>the richer the less likely
If by less likely you mean 0% chance.
I've never seen one interracial couple in the high circles here in Curitiba. And by high, I'm including the middle class (the real one) and above.
Kinda right I guess
>>79962345
Kiel is always nice. Good culture, Museums and shit.
I used to live in Wacken when I was about 7, I just remember the overwhelming smell of piss.
Then Moved to Steinburg where it's nice.
A lot of other places are good too.
The Danes to the North are pretty Bro as well.
I just kinda hope that the eye of Merkel never turns our way. We have culture still. Don't try to erase that too.
"Leave me alone and don't look in my garden."
>>79949935
ITT: Saupreissen think they're Germans
>>79962770
WE IS WHIGH BRODAHS N SHIT
>>79958265
The map should be coloured all orange: Dutch colonial posessions
I did Canada real quick.
>>79958237
Pretty accurate, though.
>tfw you realize you're from "kinda ok"
>>79959353
pretty good.
>>79962830
I personally know two, one of them is the woman is fat and the other has purple hair, s not much is lost really
>>79939831
>tfw Orange County, California
Come home white man
>>79963108
how the fuck is manitoba ski resorts?
>>79943086
>mfw living in "Nazi paradise"
>actually its Italian Mafia, Russian Mob, Biker gangs, Chinese Triads and other scum paradise
>meth is getting real popular here
>white woman dressing like whores
>most of them are also fat and uggo faced
>have to live in a old rotten plattenbau from 1978
>only car I can afford is 20 years old
>nothing to do here besides drinking, doing meth and pumping iron
>everyone hates everyone here but pretends its only against foreigners
>nobody ever bothering to vote
>>79963322
Many toba
hehehe
There are a shitload of queers and bootyfuckers in Münich. I went there on a vacation and somehow made it on the right day when they were having a massive gay pride fest.
>>79958621
Hill People master race. The actual "Garden State" bit.
>>79961083
Pretty shit mate,
you put the big city mark on stord/haugesund not stavanger.
And what the fuck is up with the millionaire areas?
>>79963322
I know nothing about Manitoba other than that it's cold, depressing and full of feminists and fags. No one cares about Manitoba so I just put the first thing that came to mind.
>>79962918
Kiel is pretty awesome when leaving it with the Colorlines ferry, the view is really amazing.
>I just remember the overwhelming smell of piss.
yeah thats about it, its just too big and full of retards. i went there once and then stuck with smaller festivals
Well, both Merkel and Gauck come from here and they arent really that much involved here. CDU will probably win the next election though so that might change
There you go lads :^)
>>79939163
Who /ohio/ here?
>>79963413
so, butch methed up known racists with a nack for violence.
Dont worry, keep pumping we might need you lot soon.
>>79963703
I live in Pickaway County and I can confirm
>>79963413
>hating against based Plattenbau
what are you, a capitalist spy?
on a more serious note, sounds like you are from one of those backwater hellholes in which case i really dont wanna be in your place. Halle and Dresden are awesome though, and if Leipzig stopped trying to be Berlin 2.0 it could be cool too.
>>79963600
There's a """"""ski resort"""""" just outside Winnipeg called Springhill, it's just the side of the red river diversion channel
>pic related
>>79949935
>Turks in lederhosen
Kek
>>79963619
I hope things change for other people's sake but for us up in the North, Nothing really ever changes much. I kinda like that.
>>79963108
>corner gas
I kek'd
>>79939831
The color scheme makes my eyes burn.
>>79965206
your flag makes my eyes burn.
>>79964438
well, things here changed pretty much for the better since we qualify as a EU "development" region. We have a rising native birthrate, got free infrastructure and all kinds of modernisation stuff. The best thing is were still considered an utter shithole which lead to a third of the refugees admitted to us straight up leaving to Sweden or the southwest. The people who stay are actually somewhat decent.
>>79965318
forgot to add that the best part about it is that the Bavarians pay for all of this
>>79957265
Huh, Łódź is Autismland?
>>79961497
Where I live. I would say most of Michigan should be Misigan Laani lol.
>>79965261
an unusually hot, dry air mass makes your forests and city burn
>>79956162
>UK is pretty much Westeros
>>79965694
nobody even knew about that town before that kek
most of canada is southern ontario.
>>79939163
Here's Paris
>>79939831
>Killwaukee county is red
I don't buy it
>>79965318
Hate Bavarians personally.
You're a bit like us with fugees in the fact it's too dull for them to want to stay, you actually have to work a decent job to warrant living here. Most of the fugees try to get into Hamburg and Denmark but not Kiel or Lübeck.
Our homes seem to be similar in many ways.
Are you Big on windmills for electricity?
>>79966500
This girl is incabaple or ever looking one bit ugly
I envy the circumcised cock that gets to indulge and drop his reptilian semen in her
>>79939163
This an accurate representation of your country? I want to visit and find a good Christian Brazilian girl to marry.
>>79965949
not bad.
>>79959658
Mathematically untrue, Californians have the least amount of power per vote because of less elected representatives per person, while me in Wyoming enjoy the most power per vote.
US sucks, so many fucking germans, this is why we are fucked up
They make up 100% of the redneck population.
>>79963499
Not hardly, made me lol.
>>79943086
ÄPPLER
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>>79939266
>>79967509
Nah, rednecks are more made up of the Scots-Irish dude. Learn your history.
>>79958502
>vienna
>10/10
wot
>>79958548
>Sweden literally looks like a dick
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>>79965694
Don't forget inept, virtue signalling leadership!
>>79968238
>An ameritard sees a map of sweden for the first time
Let Vienna burn.
>>79966500
I would love to get her Pregnant.
>>79961842
I'm sorry Russiabro i hope someday we can be friends.
>Blue
White's last hope
>Gray
Refugee land for Venezuelans, tourist traps
>Red
Haiti 2.0
>>79963703
everybody north of columbus has a ridiculous accent and they don't realize it.
>>79968049
>Tallinn = Estonia
>not New Moscow
>Tartu = 420
what
Otherwise pretty good
Ohhhh CANA-DUH
>>79959066
Chemistry :D
This is completely true, i met a capetonian once and he laterally told his family he uis in joburg, but he was not even in the same province and joburg.
>>79959741
No way bruder, me too. I'm in the heel of the county.
>>79969973
found this too while looking for >>79969973
>>79940777
>liberals
>owning guns
You'll be fine m8
>>79939163
here's my autism map
if you don't like it fuck off
>>79961850
Thanks Brazil bro. (Switched to my phone.) Your (part of the) country looks well worth the trip. I like to fold in travel with some business potential thus my questions.
>>79963703
Muh air force reporting
>>79948589
is this proof that subsaharan africans were never capable of developing coherent writing systems
>>79969710
Pretty much anything happening in Estonia happens in Tallinn.
Tartu is full of social science major student plebs who do drugs to fill the lack of novelty in their lives.
I know because I indirectly sell to them.
>>79939731
Furniture is actually North Carolina. That map is silly.
>>79960868
Can confirm, pls jus nuke us
>>79940625
The rich can afford to go to university and get degrees in liberal arts.
>>79940283
Perh is like a whole different australia from the east. they are weird
also is that melbourne? lol you painted it wrong
>>79939731
>mfw Pretzelreich
>>79959099
Nobody actually lives in the red areas.
>>79968628
this is the actual north/south divide senpai
>>79971379
I do desu
>>79939750
>white people
>Brazil
Whites are tiny tiny minority in Brazil. Average huehue is brown as fu
On mobile, can someone post a pic of India just replaced with poo?
>>79957721
Most accurate map in this thread
>>79967830
>only 1 african nation and the rest european
white supremacy is real
>>79940625
MA fag here, we keep our minorities in clusters. They vote blue for gibs, us whites vote blue until ~30 because we never encounter minorities so we assume they're people just like us.
>>79958789
>dogs bark with their asses
>>79963108
I know more about Canada than you do. Sad!
>>79965788
Oh god this is too real. I ceen see the brown spots in the yellow (Springfield) and purple (Worcester, Lowell, Lawrence). That black is all off though, turn it into dots in fields of green; Boston gentrifies different sections every decade, section 8 eventually ruins the ones they gentrified 4-5 decades ago.
The cycle continues.
>>79939731
>arizona
>Wonder woman
???
>>79943742
tfw wisconsin,
good feel
>>79962718
>they fuck haggis
>>79967873
okay okay lol
>>79956039
It's not
>>79974005
moar finland
>>79958468
Pretty accurate. Little Havana represent!
>>79939163
If im a wealthy manlet can i get laid in south brazil?
>>79958851
>Hull
>third-world
plz be nice senpai, we're trying
>>79959099
The same way shillary will win. The popular vote doesn't actually matter, it comes down to a bunch of wealthy aristocrats who don't actually have to listen to what we want.
>>79955329
>only one
Your lucky desu. My college's student center has an emtire section filled with sweaty neckbeards in fedoras playing magic or their 3ds things.
>>79968628
Isle of WIGHT PRIDe!!!
We got David Icke, what you got?
P.s Actually went to school with David Icke's son, he's a nice bloke.
>>79957721
It's funny because all the American bases are in the purple.
You're welcome.
t.American who grew up in Bitburg/Spangdahlem
>>79959387
>ennyi
>>79965288
I want to hike and camp in Greece and travel around to ruins. How likely is it I will get raped and murdered by gypsies/mudslimes/desperate greeks/east european slave traders?
>>79956039
haha sure, mate. You keep thinking that.
>>79959301
You tell us Wallonia.
>>79960481
>Romanian invasion
I literally haven't met any Romanians in my 26 years in the region other than the ones coming from Suceava each weekend to the flee market to sell stuff on the flee market.
>>79939831
>tfw you can SEE austin on the map
>>79948589
>BEE Gibs
k
>muh aids
yeah seffrica has aids
>RAU(?) RGU(?)
m8 wat?
>CPT is comfy in the corner
sounds about right tbqh famalamadingdong
>>79962770
shit, is that the same guy made the "helicopter"?
>>79939831
>Travis County blue
We need to rethink about that wall.
>>79959526
you live in the yukon or some shit?
I am sick to fucking death of everybody in this thread taking the piss out of East Anglia.
London has more inbreeding than we do, what with all of your islamic family clans constantly banging birth defects into each other.
East Anglia is literally the most redpilled and uncucked part of England and even all of Britain for that matter. So FUCK YOU ALL. The only places that are holding us back are liberal strongholds such as Cambridge and Norwich, both of which are massive cesspits.
You come over to the Fens and talk shit about us, you'll be sorry you ever set foot in EA. FUCK THE NORTH. FUCK THE SOUTH.
>>79978428
OH it says "Racist," it bends half way through the word.
I guess you just need to be pretty buzzed and have your head sideways to read it.
>>79939163
rate my autism
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