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Cameron to make statement on Chilcot Inquiry
>LEADSOM IS POLLING AHEAD OF MAY
https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/750008876850900994
>FASCIST MAY FORCES TELEGRAPH TO PULL ARTICLE TELLING THE TRUTH ABOUT HER RECORD
http://order-order.com/2016/07/02/telegraph-pulled-article-critical-theresa-may-campaign-pressure/
>ANDREA LEADSOM: "FREE MOVEMENT WILL END", VOWS TO TRIGGER ARTICLE 50 "AS SOON AS SHE BECOMES PRIME MINISTER"
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/uk-politics-36570120
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/07/03/tory-leadership-andrea-leadsom-says-she-can-be-the-new-margaret/
>THERESA MAY: TRADE WITH EUROPE "MUST BE A PRIORITY", WILL NOT INVOKE ARTICLE 50 BEFORE THE END OF THE YEAR
http://www.itv.com/news/2016-06-30/theresa-may-launches-tory-leadership-bid/
>LEAVE.EU BACKS LEADSOM FOR TORY LEADER
http://www.bristolpost.co.uk/arron-banks-and-nigel-farage-s-leave-campaign-back-andrea-leadsom-for-tory-leader/story-29466185-detail/story.html
>TORY LEADERSHIP ELECTION: SENIOR MPS PLANNING ON FORCING REMAINER CRABB INTO SECOND PLACE AND THEN CONVINCING HIM TO LET REMAINER THERESA MAY RUN UNOPPOSED
http://blogs.spectator.co.uk/2016/07/senior-tories-plotting-bring-quick-end-leadership-contest/
>KEKWELL "WILL NOT STAND FOR LEADERSHIP AFTER NIGEL FARAGE"
https://twitter.com/daily_politics/status/749942344498151424
>SCARED ANGELA EAGLE: "C-CORBYN PLEASE QUIT"
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-36693835
>CHILCOT: "BLAIR WON'T BE PUT ON TRIAL FOR WAR CRIMES BUT SOLDIERS MIGHT BE"
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/07/02/outrage-as-war-crimes-prosecutors-say-tony-blair-will-not-be-inv/
>CHRIS EVANS ABANDONS TOP GEAR
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-36707266
YOU CAN'T STOP ME
nst for Kippers
>OY VEY TONY BLIAR SHOAED SIX MILLION IRAQIS
Anime
Just woke up.
Has Chilcot been released yet, lads?
>You will smell Karen's fart ridden bed
>>79936050
Nah, he's still tied up
faggotry
>>79935629
Looks like me uncle.
God someone shut up this dumb cunt with the megaphone on Sky News
Hype for PMQs
>>79935973
Who cares about the Iraqis? It was a pointless war that nearly bankrupted the nation, killed thousands of British soldiers and caused more security threats to the country.
karen
What's his name again?
>TONY BLAIR
>WAR CRIMINAL
>TONY BLAIR
>WAR CRIMINAL
Shut the fuck up pls
>>79936193
>he fell for the Iraq War was bad meme
Good goy
Lads go back to the old thread, it's not done yet.
>>79933633
>>79933633
>>79933633
Timely reminder that the UN Security Council said in 2002 that Iraq breached its committments
>(1) Iraq has been and remains in material breach of its obligations under relevant resolutions, including resolution 687 (1991), in particular through Iraq’s failure to cooperate with United Nations inspectors and the IAEA,
>(13) the Council has repeatedly warned Iraq that it will face serious consequences as a result of its continued violations of its obligations
>will face serious consequences
>will face serious consequences
Resolution No. 1441
http://www.refworld.org/docid/3dda0f634.html
>>79936256
How was it good? Name 3 good things that came from it.
>>79936256
What was good about it?
>>79936341
good goy
Lionel Messi charge with 21 months in jail for tax charges.
>ARGIES BTFO
>>79936256
>>79936421
Saying 'good goy' is not an argument you tard.
where is blair right now
>>79936477
good goy
>>79936477
It is on /pol/ m8
>>79936435
It's real, kek. Even his father is getting fucked.
>>79936421
>good goy
we're not the ones willing sacrificing british lives to further the dreams of a greater israel
The spin has started already
>Blair goes down
>Messi goes down
>Hillary doesn't
FUCKING WHY
IT COULD HAVE BEEN A HAT TRICK
>>79936435
He doesn't have to serve the time, thanks to Spanish laws ignoring any sentences under two years.
>>79936051
OH YEAH??
*pulls down pants*
>WORLDS WORST TERRORIST TONY BLAIR
>>79935961
>1 MP
>the only MP is a turbocuck
>bloody civil war
Blimey, using that sort of language live on telly
>>79936193
>nearly bankrupted the nation
It was already bankrupt.
>caused more security threats to the country
No it didn't.
IMPEACH BLAIR!
Lads what is the /britpol/ recommended reading?
>>79936435
>It's actually real
>>79936667
chilcot report
>>79936561
He won't go to jail though
Any sentence under two years in Spain gets suspended if you have no previous convictions
>>79936435
>MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI
>>79936195
I wonder what her fanny looks like.
A nice smooth bun? A lettuce sandwich? Somewhere in between?
Kuenssberg on telly
Still think she's fit
>>79936193
>thousands
Two hundred or so, actually.
GET IN THE STREAM LADS
>>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-nwKX6LrC4
>>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-nwKX6LrC4
>>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-nwKX6LrC4
>>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-nwKX6LrC4
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the gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbmDLVFAaec
>>79936507
Not even a goy, proud member of the tribe here :^)
is someone going to call out pigfucker for his party's pro-war stance?
COMMONS LADS
Wales mentioned
>>79936804
No - Cameron is Ok.
>>79936667
Enoch Powell's 'rivers of blood' speech.
would absolutely DEMOLISH chloe smith
Oh god Corbyn is such a cuck
RAMADAM
>>79936804
Nah, this is just Labourgeddon 2bh
The interesting thing is going to be what Corbs says
Cheers Cammy, lad.
Corbyn bants
Fucking hell, Corbyn showing a bit of life.
RAMADAM
doo doo doo doo doo
the yt-stream is far behind
use this http://parliamentlive.tv/Event/Index/0d3f95e0-11d4-46a2-b62e-1317ce9d3e34
>>79936655
You can't impeach him, he's no longer an MP.
>>79936667
Hobbes - Leviathan. You'll learn the actual purpose of having a sovereign - he's wrong about absolutism though.
Corbyn literally ecstatic over Chilcot
I love it
Corbyn getting roasted.
>>79936667
A Collection of Edmund Burke's parliamentary speechs
>tfw they start bullying Corbyn
>>79936833
Just want to see him get some snipes in at everyone
>>79936903
I'm creaming myself at the idea of Corbyn utterly obliterating the Blairites. He can team up with the SNP.
Every single Blairite should be tried, desu. (not for legal reasons, just for being blairites.)
how can welsh """men""" even compete?
>>79936926
You're right.
>>79936814
>a democratic leaving of a union that is by definition fraudulent due to misleading campaigning and disregard of voter wishes
>somehow a wrong
top haha cuck
>>79936923
If I hear another fucking word of that crackpot religion from you I'm gonna ramadam knife down your throat m8
A S O S
S
O
S
>>79936733
((((gf))))
>>79936588
>Hillary doesn't go down
Bill knew that for a long time
>tfw Corbyn is the only current year politician I have any respect for apart from Nige
b-but I don't want to be a commie
>Corbyn doing moderately well
wew lad
purging the blairites seems to have given him a new life
>>79937059
you don't have to agree with him to respect him
>something that Labour never did
shots fired
>>79936667
Roger Scruton's The Meaning of Conservatism
>>79937059
Corbyn and Nige alliance soon. It will be called the nationalist (nige) socialist (Corbyn) party.
GET IN THE STREAM LADS
>>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-nwKX6LrC4
>>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-nwKX6LrC4
>>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-nwKX6LrC4
>>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-nwKX6LrC4
>>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-nwKX6LrC4
>>79937059
you will not be a communist
Corbyn is so happy about the incoming Blairite massacre, I love it
>>79936655
He's done enough to cover his back.
Sadly all our soldiers who died or were injured in Iraq did so in vain. We didn't bring democracy or peace to the region and we made the personal security of our country significantly worse . We didn't even benefit materially or in terms of our standing in the international order.
Is this Corbyn's best PMQs ever?
>>79936975
THE TIME FOR BULLYING IS OVER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiCA45l0UYg
really getting annoyed by the tories "stop talking down our economy by pointing out how shit it's doing" meme
corbyn isn't even going to mention chilcot the absolute madman
>Corbyn's mike cuts
>the lights dim
>they come back on
>GLASS SMASH
>BAH GAWD, KANG, THAT'S BLAIR'S MUSIC THAT'S TONY BLAIR'S MUSIC
>Blair storms in
>Sedgefield Stunner to Cameron
>Sedgefield Stunner to Corbyn
>climbs atop the despatch box
>grabs mike, delivers speech calling out Chilcott
>>79937216
Oh he is
>>79936435
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>79937221
howling
>Come back at 12pm exactly to see PMQs start
>Nothing on Chilcot yet
What the fuck is this? Have I missed it?
'Blairite' . .. I'm sick of this meme.
>Blairite
#filtered.
>>79937221
What would Tony Blair's music be?
Oh shit why am I even asking
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aj4wcuo9Mgo
CORBYN'S ON FIRE
BLAIRITES ARE TERRIFIED
CORBYN'S ON FIRE OOOOOOOH
LALALALALALALALALALALALALA
>>79936649
>what is ISIS
>>79937221
DRINK MERLOT
BEAT CHERIE
AWW HELL YEAAAAAAAH
>>79937221
SOMEBODY STOP THE DAMN PARLIAMENT
HE'S GOT A WIFE AND KIDS
why is tom watson still on the front bench
>>79937278
stfu blairite
>>79937316
They need SOMEBODY there
> It wasn't me.
I am now a #BanterousBlairite
>>79936733
podium effect confirmed
I'll miss Cameron's banter desu
tory banter xD
>SKY NEWS
OTHER SIIIIDEEE!
>>79937359
U wot
HOLY SHIT
CORBYN BROKEN IN HALF
Cameron brining on the bants.
>>79937342
>chilcott report opening
>it ain't me starts playing
>>79937316
Why hasn't the fat cunt been fired out of a cannon into the sun?
>>79937316
Hes still deputy leader isnt he?. Happy to see my MP from a meme constituency sat next to him. He must be fucking desperate for ministers because she only got elected last year
>>79937207
It's literally primary-school tier "oh so you HATE the economy then do you?!"
HEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRR
The bantz from Cameron.
My God.
Corbyn is the biggest job creator in the UK due to the issues with his cabinet.
>>79936733
Looking forward to hearing from her how Corbyn is to blame for the Iraq War.
fucking hell corbyn will never be able to keep up with cameron's neo-con bants
>>79937436
HEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARHEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR
I am now a #BlairWMD
Shit banter from Camers
SNP LAD TALKING
>>79937221
>makes his way to the back benches to Gordon Brown
>staredown for like a full minute
>offers his hand
>Commons is going wild
>Brown takes it
>they shake
>BOOM Sedgefield Stunner outta nowhere
>double fingers to the unconscious Brown as he rolls down the stairs towards the floor
>BAH GAWD BROWN IS BROKEN IN HALF
>music kicks in again as Blair steps over him and leaves the chamber
To be fair to Cam he does have some decent banter
>SNP
FUCK OFF
say it with me, #SNP that's not me
>MUDSLIM PANDERING INTENSIFIES
>>79937436
OR-OR-ORDUHHHHHHHH
>>79937408
It means people appear more attractive than they really are if they are in a position of power and prominence
>'No imminent threat from Saddam Hussein', he says
>War 'was not the last resort'
>Certainty over WMD 'was not justified'
>Tony Blair set UK on path to war at least 8 months before
>Planning for post-war Iraq was 'wholly inadequate'
Blair on trial at the hague when
>>79937495
SNP were hilariously anti-Iraq, and not just lib-dem cuck against it until a second resolution either.
Alex Salmond wants to see Blair hang.
>>79937426
it's as if they think the economy has low self esteem and will under-perform if you're mean to it
PAKI PANDERING
>>79937517
MR GOVE....
RAMADAN!
HAPPY HOSNI MUBARAK MUDSCOTS!
So when do the chilcot specific questions begin?
> SNP
> Saying Eid Mubarak when Scotland is 97.7% white and barely know anything about shitskins.
Scotland removal when?
>>79937221
>Sedgefield Stunner
fucking kek
How many muzzies actually are there in Scotland?
>scots
>>79937531
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/07/06/chilcot-inquiry-judgement-day-for-tony-blair-as-iraq-war-report/
>Former prime minister Tony Blair presented the case for war in 2003 with "a certainty which was not justified" based on "flawed" intelligence about the country's supposed weapons of mass destruction (WMD) which was not challenged as it should have been
Blair should be put on trial ASAP.
>>79937542
YOU REALLY...YOU REALLY- ORRRDAAAAAAAAAA
>scottish nationalist party
>has mentioned muslims more times then they have mentioned scots
what a time to be alive
>>79937492
>delivering obvious bants that were written by someone else
Phwoar tits on the woman in purple dress on Cameron's front bench
forgot her name tho desu and just fapped so :B
GAS
THE
SCOTS
>m-muh eid
fuck off cunts
INSHALLAH TONY MATE, I DON'T BLOODY THINK SHARIA ALLOWS IT
>>79937601
YOU REALLY ARE THE MOST EXCITABLE GENTLEMEN!
>>79937288
>feed me all the children
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmwqEg-06Ww
Theresa May is in full Mrs Doubtfire mode today.
>>79937613
justine greening?
kek you might be barking up the wrong tree there
>failure to plan
but yet the exact same mistake was made in Libya. Everyone warned it would happen, but Cameron ignored it. Fuck off you wet condom
Russkies bringing on the bants.
>>79937648
She looks tired
>>79937591
literally less then 1% of the population (-40,000)
>Cameron getting technical
He really does well at this stuff
>>79937591
To many for comfort, but not enough to repill the Scots.
>>79937616
this tbqh
>>79937671
Shit banter
>>79937584
Not until there's a BBC Scotland documentary of Alex Salmond kicking Tony Blair to death.
muh councils
>literally who cares about this circlejerking
Oh fuck off with your shit tie there are bigger issues you twat
>David Amess
C A K E
>Hull
>City of culture
Good grief.
It's the Cake guy!
THE BEAST OF BOLSOVER
Reminder that David Amess once asked a question about Brass Eye's fake drug, Cake.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwylBRucU7w
>tfw old labour out of touch twats
DENNIS SKINNER
S
K
I
N
N
E
R
>>79937603
at least he delivers them, and delivers them well.
pic unrelated, but was the ridiculous captcha I just got.
BEAST OF BOLSOVER
S K I N N E R
>>79937602
Seriously, today of all days give the SNP an ear.
The SNP got elected at first BECAUSE of Iraq. Reminding Scotland what Labour did will be very high on their agenda
Ballsover?
HE'S DONE IT AGAIN
Why are they arguing about 'WMDs' like "Oh we thought there were WMDs we messed up soz lol"? They either knew there weren't any or they knew that it didn't matter if Iraq had them. It was just shit like Sarin, fitted on short range scuds which if used would simply slow the mobilization of ground troops in a conventional war.
Bush went on TV and made it out that Iraq would launch 'WMDs' at the US, they got away with this shit out of the public's ignorance.
The UK invaded Iraq when it actually had WMDs and no one was bothered then because the US secretary of state said they would get nuked if they used them on coalition forces.
I seem to remember a good theory as to why we really invaded was to weaken OPEC as retaliation for the Saudis being behind 9/11, because we couldn't directly attack them because of Mecca.
Dennis Skinner comes across like he is genuinely retarded.
Kek the state of this old geezer.
>T H E - S K I N N E R
DODGEY DAVE
>DODGEY DAVE
BASED
>will the Prime Minister agree with me that the bin collection on Dewbury Road in my constituency is terrible?
Oh fuck off you senile old cunt
Why are you even here
HE SAID IT AGAIN
>HE SAID IT AGAIN
HE SAID IT AGAIN
>HE SAID IT AGAIN
HE SAID IT AGAIN
>HE SAID IT AGAIN
D O D G Y D A V E
FUCKING KEK
>>79937809
He's a socialist. Of course he is.
SKINNER DOES IT AGAIN
Love Skinner, mad bastard.
>SAVE IT
HE SAID IT AGAIn AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>DODGY DAVE MENTIONED
THE MADMAN DID IT AGAIN
Dodgy Dave kek
AGAIN
He did it AGAIN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvIUa47x_Oc
>>79937671
too much herioin because that's fucking shit banter m8
>>79937760
T' NHS, SAVE T' NHS
FUCKING DENNIIS SKINNER
BRINGING THE HEAT
DODGY
A
V
E
What's funny is that if you look at what skinner says in the 90s it's actually coherent
Seemed to just flick a switch and become a tad retarded but still a banter lord
>>79937691
>this meme
Scotland was outperforming the UK in 2012.
Scotland would have been "The kuwait of the west" in a position "to lend to England for a long time into the future" if not for the union.
Taking the worst possible snapshot at any occasion, you could celebrate things as silly as Michael Foot polling well ahead of Thatcher.
Why does this angry old man want Dodgy Dave to put his balls over a hospital?
HE'S DONE IT AGAIN
THE ABSOLUTE MAD MEN
>>79937889
It's called dementia
WHAT'S WRONG WITH HER FACE?????
can't menace the Dennis
>>79937316
Because he's the elected deputy leader whereas cabinet are appointed by leader
Literally never heard of Bolsover in my life why should I give a fuck about it
>women being told to hurry up
kek
would be her apprentice tbf
>>79937919
Melting face
Hey it's my mp
>>79937884
WEW LAD
>>79937755
Better than New Labour out of touch twats.
Corbyn should deselect them all.
You get free garlic bread with this woman's face.
>>79937902
>Scotland would have been "The kuwait of the west" in a position "to lend to England for a long time into the future" if not for the union.
LMFAO
Shit like this is why I hate PMQs sometimes
I want to hear some actual news not this shit
>>79937806
Chilcot inquiry has determined:
>The legality of the war can only be decided by an international court
The legality of the war can only be decided by an international court
>The legality of the war can only be decided by an international court
The legality of the war can only be decided by an international court
>The legality of the war can only be decided by an international court
The legality of the war can only be decided by an international court
BLAIR WAR CRIMES TRIAL WHEN?
>>79937954
Yea, I'd put my willy in her mouth
DESIGNATED SCARRING FACE
Mummy looks half-dead :(
>This fat cunt's face
>>79937902
I'll have what you're smoking m8
FROM
CANCER
TO
CLIMATE
CHANGE
Why do people bother asking these "does the Prime Minister agree" non important questions?
>>79938007
She looks like she blades more than Ric Flair.
Does the Prime Minister agree with me that fairy sugar cakes and rainbow gumdrops in summertime are jolly well lovely?
>>79937902
>Scotland would have been "The kuwait of the west" in a position "to lend to England for a long time into the future" if not for the union.
Oh fucking Christ my sides
>>79938013
She's in her late fifties, she's past half way.
Definitely not a smoothskin.
>>79937988
Yeah who gives a shit about a statue in Torquay needing reparation or some shit
Speak up you dull bitch
Do we have a translator in the House?
Fuck off Mhairi Black you disgusting waste of space
I love how the only chance someone this young would get in the house of commons was because of the cuckhold retarded scots
remember this
>this man woman
>>79938045
YES
YES I DO
>scots
God they are such plebs
>>79937983
Read it yourself lad:
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/this-britain/how-black-gold-was-hijacked-north-sea-oil-and-the-betrayal-of-scotland-518697.html
http://www.oilofscotland.org/mccronereport.pdf
Dodgy Dave Saves Balls Over
Muh disability car.
Fucking Jesus.
>Mhairi Black
my god what
Jesus christ TALK ABOUT CHILCOT ALREADY
WHEN DO WE GET TO CHILCOT
>Teresa May rolling her eyes at the PIP jock
kek
>>79938029
>>79938047
I'm not talking about 2014.
I'm talking about had Scotland never joined the union. 2014 was far too late
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/this-britain/how-black-gold-was-hijacked-north-sea-oil-and-the-betrayal-of-scotland-518697.html
http://www.oilofscotland.org/mccronereport.pdf
can scots just leave so i don't have to hear them ever again
>>79938118
12:35
>>79938118
AFTER 12:30 I BELIEVE
>she's younger than you by a month
>she gets to ask the PM questions
Not fair famalams
http://www.iraqinquiry.org.uk/the-report/
I thought this report cost money? What did they mean by this?
Ken Clarke on camera.
How could that twat not know he was being recorded, in a Sky News studio, all mic'd up?
Mhairi Black is literally Spud from Trainspotting gone tranny, down to the voice
Why are scots so ugly?
>>79938150
Is there really a set time ?
You ready to leave the EU to join the EEA?
Because that's what's going to happen, we will still have freedom of movement and we will still have to comply with EU law, haha.
More fucking Scots.
SNP voters just straight up electing jakeball alcoholics to Parliament.
>>79938118
It's going to be pish.
It's millions of words to every answer will be "I haven't read it yet"
>>79938142
Wait until Salmond savages Blair.
Then Scotland can leave.
Oh! Or Scotland could leave and we could try Blair in an "internationally" in Edinburgh. If the law doesn't get him, the Scots will!
MOGGY ON CAM
Does the prime manastor agree wie me that in glesgae ye get fukin chibbed if ye chat that pure shite patter
>>79938182
PUNISHED SALMOND
>>79938191
!!!
>>79938167
Costs money for a printed copy
You can get a PDF.
>>79938243
They have though
Important people have already got to read it
>>79938136
>He's still going for it.
>>79938209
>EU law
you mean Sharia Law
>>79938268
Who the fug would pay over £700 to print something you could literally do yourself for less?
Seems gay desu
>>79938253
good sleep, nige
Anyone else feel angry when an mp has a beard?
LABOUR BTFO
Dave you cheeky cunt.
>>79938250
It would be fucking amazing to have an unintelligible Scottish question once per week.
>Kin the Prime Minisitur stoap bein a wee fuckin radge fur two minutes n tell us aw whit eh hinks aboot poofs getting merrit?
DAVE BRINGING THE BANTS HOLY SHIT
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>KEK
Cameron is pretty based tbqh
remember the basics of CQC
CAN THE FUCKING SNP STOP TAKING UP EVERY PMQ
HAHAHAH
CAMERON GOING OFF SCRIPT
Why does Martin Day sound like a gnome?
Dave has amazing bants
>>79938253
Good sleep nige
Banter kicking off
Ha
FUUUUCK
>>79938277
Yes, the government lied in a private report they had absolutely no obligation to publish, which predated freedom of information.
The UK received no benefit from the North Sea whatsoever. It had no effect on our balance of payments or the value of the pound. Actually, there is no north sea. We're joined at the hip to Norway.
>>79938344
You'd get it with a nice cover and stuff.
MY GOD
THIS MAN CANNOT BE CONTAINED
>>79938205
BANTZ!
Dave is savage, lads.
You will miss him, don't lie
I'M GONNA MISS DAVE
>>79938456
I've always like Are Dave.
>Thornberry's face
hahahahaha fuck I hate that cunt
>>79938432
I'm gonna download all the sections and put it into one pdf for the anons here
>>79938447
Noice m8 thanks
>>79938498
I think everybody does
Rachel Reeves talks like someone who's deaf.
>Corbyn getting Decimated
Oh fuck off you cunt
Cutting corporation tax encourages business here
>>79938432
Are you ok lad? Do you need a hug?
This guy looks like a cheap Juncker kek
>>79938502
Good lad.
>>79938522
kek
Will mummy be able to deflect the media attacks, lads?
I have a horrible feeling.
>>79938487
>are
>>79938574
Who's mummy?
>>79938577
Yes, that is the joke
>>79936435
That's a Messi situation.
What a cute old man, grinning when dave comes to his airshow
>More SNP with gay badges, bands and other token bullshit
lol they can't even dress properly
cunts
>>79938456
I'll miss his bants in PMQs but tbf anyone could savage Millipede and Corbychev. It's like going on University Challenge and beating Plymouth polytechnic
>>79938603
How new
Haha more bants from dave
yes the lads
Was it a term in the indyref negotiations that SNP have to be given an disproportional amount of time to speak at PMQs?
>>79938370
the Right Hn. Rab C Nesbitt
Holy shit this guy is autistic
Seriously, how does anybody unironically vote for SNP?
>>79938525
brightened desu
>it's a scuck MP talks about welfare episode
This man does not give a fuck
>>79938630
I browse double chan normally but there's no pmq thread.2010 btw
Have the SNP asked a question that isn't muh bennies
>>79938552
I'm not really bothered. I have no emotional investment in the oil thing or in Scottish independence. What's done is done.
It's just silly to pretend Scotland has always been a net drain when the historical reality differs. It's an everpresent meme that's only really been true at the beginning and the dangerously-close-to-the-end of the union
>>79938704
Fuck off back there then
We don't want you here.
SCOTKEKS BTFO
>>79938728
Speak for yourself, I personally don't give a shit about petty drama
>>79938728
Lol who do you think you are.sorry for not being up to date with your shit meme
>>79938693
>tattoos
D R O P P E D
https://twitter.com/IsabelOakeshott/status/750623732444631040
Pob at DEFCON 1, going after #GetSomeLeadsom
>scotland
why?
>>79938712
Bit disappointed Alex Salmond wasn't demanding Blair's head. He really fucking loathes Blair.
Maybe next time.
here we go lads
Remember to switch over to BBC parliament and not stick to Daily Politics
>>79938728
Who gives a fuck?
>>79938693
rose is 30
>>79938805
He'll probably speak during the chilcot statement
NEW BREAD???
It begins
All the Blairites scramming
>>79938799
At the risk of sounding like a Gok Wan faggot, Isabel Oakeshott's cowlick hairdo annoys the fuck out of me. Sort your fringe out, toots.
>yfw Corbyn blames Israel
May looks like she's about to drop off
>>79938835
yeah.... 30 inches of my willy inside her
>>79938877
i.e. 90% of the Labour party?
Turn it to BBC News Channel now, bros, if you want to hear the Chilcott shit from Dave.
>>79938901
I want to impregnate and cum in her, if only she was ten years younger and (hopefully) hadn't had any kids by then
Who /having a cheeky tug to mummy/ here?
>>79938939
Or BBC Parliament
>>79937655
Isn't she the one that's covered in warts?
>>79938925
>>79938923
hopefully she does if you know what i mean
>MPs getting pissy at Camers
He wasn't even in parliament you stupid cucks
>>79938923
>Our next PM
>>79938952
You best mean Ledsom nigga.
>>79938923
>hope and optimism gone.jpg
>>79938923
corr she looks skinny
THE DICK
One of you cunts make a thread
this daily politics cunt
"muh kurds, muh he ignored the UN"
FUCK OFF. IT'S BEEN 13 YEARS. CHANGE THE FUCKING RECORD YOU SCUMBAGS.
I'm not even unsympathetic to the Kurds. Iraq were cunts, but we were perfectly fine ignoring him firing chemical weapons at Iranians in the 80s. That's fine, we realized our mistake... but we said we were going in to get rid of WMDs and there were no fucking WMDs.
Furthermore America was always going in. We didn't have to join them.
Some banter evidence here lads
https://twitter.com/IsabelOakeshott/status/750623080704307200
I swear to God, if Gove cheats Andrea, I'm going to take it out on janny.
AM I BOVVERED?
>>79938990
>"Maybe you prefer a right-winger with some meat on here bones tee-hee..."
>>79938923
tfw you won yesterday
>>79939072
god
WHY
>>79939052
Beast vindicated
2 weeks on
>economy in the shitter
>domestic stock markets down
>political parties imploding
>Heros of the day have stepped down
>English status: Weary
>Scottish status: BTFO
>EU parliament status: ButtBlasted
>French Status: Angry hohehoing
Worth it desu
You now remember when people gave a shit about Iran nuclear program
>PURGE THE TRAITORS AND WAR CRIMINALS
>>79939072
What would it take you to have a threesome with both Evans and May?
>>79939129
10/10 would brexit again
>>79939155
He looks soviet as fuck
MAKE A NEW THREAD YOULAZY FUCKKs
>>79939202
this looks like something out of hammer house of horror
IS THERE A NEW THREAD UP YOU PRICKS?
>>79939173
karen to be real
>>79939155
He should shave his chin and keep the stache and mutton chops.
>tfw she'll never give you a footjob
>>79939246
On my phone.
>>79939193
TOP KEK
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>>79937855
>>79937857
>>79937882
>Reminder that Corbyn will survive as leader because he has the Beast of Bolsover on his side who is worth 500 ordinary mortal MPs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j06E-2PPaQA
At the least Blair will end up broke. That law firm representing the families of solders killed is a vulgar fund, they'll sue him dry.
Tony Blair's face when Jeremy Corbyn literally can't be bullied out of his post
Also Hague
Cant believe were so far in the thread and no one has shown the first illustration from the Chilcot Report yet?
>>79939202
Imagine this staring down at you from your mantelpiece
>>79939521
>Fixed-shit-eating-grin-beginning-to-slip man
>Britain's military might is the envy of the world
>>79936517
Only when it links to actions of a good goy.
>>79936507
How is questioning the supposed benefit of a war with Saddam Hussein being a good goy?
What could have been...
