Hello my fellow Scandinavian brothers. This thread is a place for us to get away from the rest of /pol/'s insanity and talk about how great it is being apart of the Nordic master race.
Inga amerikaner tillåts.
It's so good to be a Nord
Först för den gamla tron
>>79926845
Välkommen min svensk vän
>>79926582
Is kangaroo nordic because of Denmarks princess?
Or whats going on?
>>79930498
We're Nordic because our people are Nordic.
>>79930779
>>79930779
Hmmm, arent they mostly anglo pham?
I welcome you in the nordic family on one condition. When Frederik becomes king of Denmark and Princess Mary becomes queen or whatever she will be. You have to change your monarchy from that of England to that of Denmark.
We got a deal?
>>79931291
No Way mate when the Queen dies I'm declaring my self King. I'm a General in the ADF and have gathered enough support to take over the country. I've got even more after this election.
OH BOY, IS THIS MASTER RACE THREAD?
>>79931291
Hmm, I agree to those conditions. As long as you welcome the Nordic Australians to move to and live in Denmark.
>>79931575
you don't get a say, my trips have spoken I have Kek's support now.
hail my aryan brothers
>>79930779
Didnt know abbos were nordic
Greetings my aryan friends!
>>79926763
Kek
>>79926582
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>>79931538>>79931765
Haha these just get better and better.
>>79931575
I would have agreed to those terms but >>79931732
is right... Kek is on his side and rivaling kek would be suicide...
Perhaps Kek can be persuaded to change his mind but until then nothing can be done.
Im not sure Australians could survive in Denmark though. They would die of comfyness and boredom not having to look out for snakes and killer spiders wherever they go.
>>79932075
>Im not sure Australians could survive in Denmark though. They would die of comfyness and boredom not having to look out for snakes and killer spiders wherever they go.
We can always declare war on Sweden for fun.
>>79932217
True, with the extra manpower from aussie nords it would be a cakewalk.
>>79926582
Sven from Sweden here. I love prepping my wife's new bull, and can't wait till he gets permanent residency here. His application should be fast tracked now that we completed my new shed out back.
How are you all treating your superior bulls? Any new prepping techniques?
>>79926582
Nords have the most peaceful and honest societies. Even in the US the best communities are the ones filled with people of mostly nordic heritage. The most honest and hard working people I've ever met were fellow Finnish-Americans.
Hello brothers
>>79932794
We are fresh out of bulls Sven, you have taken them all... Remember?
I like your new flag though, sure is better than the old one
ﻭَﺃَﻧَﺎ ﺃَﺷَْﻬَﺪُ ﺃَﻥْ ﻟَﺎ ﺇِﻟَﻪَ ﺇِﻟَّﺎ ﺍﻟﻠﻪُ ﻭَﺣْﺪَﻩُ ﻟَﺎ ﺷَﺮِﻳﻚَ ﻟَﻪُ ﻭَﺃَﻥَّ ﻣُﺤَﻤَّﺪﺍً ﻋَﺒْﺪُﻩُ ﻭَﺭَﺳُﻮﻟُﻪُ، ﺭَﺿِﻴﺖُ ﺑِﺎﻟﻠﻪِ ﺭَﺑَّﺎً ﻭَﺑِﻤُﺤَﻤَّﺪٍ ﺭِﺳُﻮﻻً ﻭَﺑِﺎﻹِْﺳﻼَﻡِ ﺩِﻳﻨﺎً "
>>79932820
I agree, but that leaves us vulnerable to abuse. Societies such as ours can only function with strong in group preference and nationalism.
>>79930498
Are you new? Everybody knows Australia, Romania and Somalia are nordic.
>>79932794
Go back to your shed Sven so me and Ahmed can fuck your wife.
ﺍﻟﻠﻬﻢ ﺻــﻞ ﻋﻠٰﯽ ﻣﺤﻤﺪ ﻭ ﻋﻠٰﯽ ﺁﻝ ﻣﺤﻤﺪ ﻛﻤﺎ ﺻﻠﻴﺖ ﻋﻠٰﯽ ﺇﺑﺮﺍﻫﻴﻢ ﻭ ﻋﻠﻰ ﺁﻝ ﺇﺑﺮﺍﻫﻴﻢ ﺍﻧﻚ ﺣَﻤِﻴﺪٌ ﻣَجيد َ ﺍﻟﻠﻬﻢ ﺑﺎﺭﻙ ﻋﻠٰﯽ ﻣﺤﻤﺪ ﻭ ﻋﻠٰﯽ ﺁﻝ ﻣﺤﻤﺪ ﻛﻤﺎ ﺑﺎﺭ ﻛﺖ ﻋﻠٰﯽ ﺇﺑﺮﺍﻫﻴﻢ ﻭ ﻋﻠﻰ ﺁﻝ ﺇﺑﺮﺍﻫﻴﻢ ﺍﻧﻚ ﺣﻤﻴﺪ ﻣﺠﻴﺪ
>>79932075
>>79932075
looks like any german small town. except this one has a flat church tower rather than a spikey church tower.
since i know nothing of your culture. how would you say does denmark differ from germany??
>>79926582
Who the fuck is that jew behind us?
>>79926582
Swedes are a weird people to be honest.
Too fucking cheap. Why are swedes so cheap?
I dont know man.
Too many generations of protestant mentality have made Sweden a place without character and charisma.
Really zero charisma.
>>79933163
>since i know nothing of your culture.
Id say yours is quite similar but i imagine that we are closer nit and more nationalistic than Germany is. We also have some pagan traditions that i dont know if Germany has...
It is often hard to describe ones own culture though so im not really sure what to say.
Where in Germany are you from?
Pic is another small danish village
>>79930498
that lady definitely bites her bottom lip when she sees a black man
>>79932837
Hello fellow settler nation
>>79933310
We need islam. Islam encourages generosity.
>>79933310
>Too many generations of protestant mentality
Sven's bull said Islam is about peace and generosity . That is why Sven is proud he is allowed to have his wife sleep with such a powerful Islamic bull!
>>79933668
Id take australia over you anyday Sven. You are a disgrace.
hello my nordic brothers its a fine day to be a nord
>>79933668
Eid Mubarak Anon
>>79933889
عيد مبارك
>>79934088
kek
I fucking hate danish people.
>>79934088
Thank you! Nice dubs brother
>>79934088
added some room for whenever the other nordic fellows join
i fucking hated this meme at first but i can't help but laugh
fuck you all. as long as the americans don't join in i don't actually care
>>79934528
it's pretty good, fix the danish arm though
>>79934648
allready on it
>>79934648
there you go my nordic friend
>>79934943
make romanian one a little bit bigger .
>>79933190
It's a Norwegian flag.
>>79933094
Exactly. The Nordic people are inherently too naive and friendly. That means they're easily taken advantage of.
>>79935020
neat my german friend
>>79935686
noice, i put our stuff together and made brazil a bit more realistic
You should make argentina close to white though, they are not the niggers most of /pol/ memes about
>>79936466
kek this thread is a disaster
Hello my Aryan brothers, how do you do on this fine day?
>>79936466
mate all the abos are pretty much gone if anything put an asian face for australia cuz thats what its becoming
>>79931291
How about Christian marries Charlotte
>>79935918
yes,they are.
>>79936591
It's not, I'm laughing as fuck. The fellowship of /pol/.
>>79936844
Holy fuck this meme is taking off.
>>79936844
make the arms of the romanian god surround everybody.
>>79936749
Almost all pictures I've seen of Aussies on this site has been brown.
>>79926582
Hej
>>79937669
Nej
Hello my fellow nordic man
>>79936844
>>79936749
Too right mate.
>>79938324
strewth
>>79936743
>finna
What the fuck is this new chimpspeak meme?
r8
>>79938591
Fitting to
>>79926763
>>79938657
What the fuck does that even mean?
Is Norman ancestry accepted here?
>>79938715
Fixing to, going to, wanting to, about to
>>79938664
>>79938726
NO!!!
>>79938220
Hello fellow aryan
>>79938785
W-why
>>79926845
Skyrim or Hobbit?
>>79938895
>le
Hi there reddit
>>79938895
does a pig shit in the woods?
Why does Sweden even exist?
>>79931765
>brazil
My fuckin sides mate
>>79938991
Not always.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=loef9fPFCHI
>>79938991
We wuz Vikings and shit you american mutt.
Hur der blerg dorg herk kerk derk derk bur bur bur der hur der hur hur
63% white
100% Nordic
>>79939148
Did I give you permission to reply to me?
I'm a Swedish American, do I get to post in here?
>>79930498
I wonder, has she gotten rid of her shit accent and learned our language yet?
>>79939282
Topkek
>>79939621
M8. America is a Nordic country. Welcome home.
Please see the info guide to spot your fellow Nords.
>>79936844
>>79939621
Prove it! You can only claim it if you have evidence.
>>79931825
Ne nu jävlar Norskjävel, nu ska unionen återförenas!
>>79939703
Yes she studied it at Studieskolen.
But the bitch is from Tassie, I wouldn't put my dick in that.
>>79939821
>M8. America is a Nordic country. Welcome home.
Who the fuck died and made you Queen?
I'm mostly norwegian with a little german
Can an Ameri-mutt join the master race club?
>>79939985
Your fat mom you Maori cunt.
HVA SKJERA GUTTA
>>79926582
>>79940186
hi I look like breivik
I am more of an xbox enthusiast though
>tfw you will not live in a proud conservative Nordic Union, that celebrates original nordic cultures and focuses on making the Nordics an economic powerhouse
>Romanians
>White
>>79940164
I always did like salt with my fish.
>>79939985
Can you read the FUCKING thread? THIS IS A NORDIC COUNTRY THREAD.
ONLY NORDIC COUNTRIES MAY POST.
PLEASE LEAVE OR BECOME NORDIC
>>79940516
>>79940516
Guys, do I look nordic?
about to head to the gym
praise tengri
>>79940405
Don't you talk shit about my aryan brothers you Abo-shit!
>>79940709
thanks for this meme
can I save it? if so, you may save this animated rare-shekelstein if you want
>>79940791
"Hi, my name is Will, and I like to play The Sims".
>>79940981
>Abo
>make up less than 1% of the Australian population
When is Sweden going to pay for stealing Emperor Napoleon Bonaparte's wife?
>>79940915
make the horde proud
>>79941139
How much welfare do they account for?
How much crime do they account for?
>More than 1%
>>79940791
Hello Ìvan
>>79931538
You're missing the true master race and fuck off polish scum.
>>79940915
I should do squats. I hate squats Should i skip legs?
>>79941614
Mongols don't need leg strength. You guys spend most of your time on horseback.
>>79941614
>I hate squats Should i skip legs?
Yes
>>79938220
Critique:
Why is Somalia there? Somalia never posts on this board. Replace it or get rid of it.
Can't see Poland's flad (make it upside down, btw).
Why is Turkey a chink? Put insect horns on him instead, or something.
Also needs India, preferably from pic related.
If those are fixed, 10/10, new meme created.
>>79941775
Have you ever rode a horse? You need to squeeze that fucker with your legs so you dont fly off.
>>79941849
I was sittin down on the couch in my underwear and when i turned the tv down and saw my reflection. Thats exacly what i looked like. FUCK. I will never wear shorts ever
>>79941942
That was my mongol bait test. You are now identified as a mongol. When will you pay for the crimes of your ancestors?
>>79926582
lol sweden meme here again
>>79926845
is this rape bracelet instructions?
>>79940137
You can go to sweden they're the cuckiest ones.
>>79942062
>When will you pay for the crimes of your ancestors?
Never
>>79941849
>>79941614
Yes,they are fucking pointless.
I have huge legs and i squat maybe 220 lbs after 2.5 years of gym.
You are also taking upperbody gains due to squats .
>>79941139
The other 99% are either anglos or chinese. Neither even considered real humans.
>>79926582
Most of my ancestry is Viking settlers if that counts?>>79942603
>>79942584
>I have huge legs and i squat maybe 220 lbs after 2.5 years of gym
I have long chicken legs and a big upper body. Fuck my life.
>>79942875
Dem strong Mongol genes desu senpai
>>79940516
I said "No Americans allowed" in the OP, my non-Nordic friend.
>>79942875
I bet you can use a bow with high string draw weight. Greatest mongol warrior
>>79942875
i am in the opposite.
I have long muscular legs yet i barely train legs and when i do its shitty machines ,so i stopped training squats due to shitty mechanics,instead once every 2 weeks or so i do leg isolation ,the rest is spend on push/pull to get that upperbody.
/fit/ is delusional with their SS/cocoon mode lmao .
Hi nords ,but especially swedes.
I met my current Swedish gf while working in Spain for a multinational, we were colleagues.
What I love about her (i dont know if this is normal or not in sweden) is that she isn't a stereotypical pussy like most women. Goes hunting, fishing, camping, physically very fit. Kind of girl I would want by my side if there was a world apocalypse to protect my kids.
In 2 weeks I am going to stay with her for 2 months outside Gotenburg. Anything I should prepare for?
Should I hide my views about refugees? :P
How do you do my fellow Nordic masterrace dudes?
Australia is sadly not quite nord enough to be on this list
>tfw jewnose, jewfro and brown hair
>5'10
if things go nuclear I'll lay down my life to protect you glorious cunts
>>79943180
You might want to prepare her pussy for her nigger bull
>>79943252
excuse me cunt, I have blond hair, blue eyes, am 20 feet tall and make 6 quintillion dollars an hour.
>>79926582
i don't identify as cuck shitlord, and why do i have a jew nose?
>>79943180
>. Goes hunting, fishing, camping, physically very fit.
A country women, good catch chap.
Just stay away from immigrant neighbourhoods and you should be fine.
>Should I hide my views about refugees?
We have "hate speech" laws so be careful toothpaste.
>>79943424
>6 quintillion dollars an hour
They are called dollarydoos newfag
>>79943180
>should i hide my views about refugees?:
>:PPPPP
No,you're dumb?
By the looks of this question it seems to me you're a pussy.
>>79943885
What was that?
Though I heard something.
Yeah haha, must have been a mouse or something under the floorboards
>I will never be nordic
>>79926582
Can we into nordia now?
come on its current year
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjCdB5p2v0Y
>>79944249
>being this insecure.
>>79944374
>>79944403
you first must pass the test.
Post qties from your countries,you have 3 chances each.
>>79944403
Get the fuck out of here estonia
>>79944531
>Romania steals a Nordic identity
Is there anything gypsies wouldn't lay their dirty fingers on?
>>79944403
Osel can friend.
>>79938237
>Sweden
>Hearts black cock
>Not Muslim cock
>>79930498
How are all of the kids' eyes blue when the mum's are brown? Is that their step-mum?
>My husband's children
>>79944620
nice meme ,my slanty-eyed friend.
Read OP,you are not invited.
>>79934313
I like you :3
The Netherlands are Nordic
>>79944760
She was impregnated by a royal. A crown-prince no less. His blue seed will overpower anything m8
Its a good thing too cause if that bitch had given our future potential king brown eyes i would have gone mental.
>>79940350
This
>>79926582
It feels so good to be apart of the Nordic master race!!
>>79945038
well... or are nordics honorary netherlanders
>>79944403
fixed that for you
>>79945168
you are not invited,your women are tho.
>>79945038
>>79945240
netherlands are invited.
>>79940350
>>79945148
Tfw when you will live in such a union and you will be among those who made it possible.
>>79945328
"If you will it, it is no dream" - Jewy McJewstien
How does it feel knowing that we invented the Scandinavian cross.
we created the original in the year 293 BC
Snow niggers stole our flag
After than we invented the Tricolor
>>79939870
Neo-Kalmar Union nå.
Men ikke med Kalkun.
>>79926582
>>79945128
You should be used to brown eyes after the wonderful Miss Alexandra gave birth to Nikolai and Felix. I'd consider Mary quite the upgrade from a racial perspective.
>>79945681
Med gris?
>>79930498
Those kids are getting like a millon each year for doing nothing. Fuck the monarchy. At least they're white and the kids all have blue eyes.
I can't wait until Sweden's princess Estelle grows up and marries a sandnigger. You know it will happen.
>>79945563
Go away toothpaste.
>>79945914
>You know it will happen.
Post yfw
>>79945836
They are nobodies. They dont have a claim to anything and nobody cares about them.
They do look like a trainwreck though... Especially on that picture haha.
>>79946050
![pig-statue[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/yt7iqi6.jpg "pig-statue[1].jpg")
>>79945900
Grisestatue midt i sentrum av alle skandinaviske byer.
>>79945977
When a Scandinavian is confronted with the truth he resorts to name-calling
>>79946157
Go away toothpaste
>>79946157
Go away toothpaste
>>79945914
>Fuck the monarchy.
Most of the money that is pumped into the monarchy is not given to the family lol. Do you think the queen is driving around in lamborghinis and smoking diamond ridden cigars?
Most of the funds go to the preservation and upkeep of various castles, gardens, and other public things.
>>79946147
Lyder godt min ven!
Min by Århus har allerede en grise statue.
pic related
>>79946900
Noice! Lead the way, Denmark.
>>79947103
Serious? M8, you don't want to live that far north.
>>79947103
Yes my nordic brother
>>79947216
It will kill of all the wildlife and abbos pham. Maybe its for the best.
>>79946900
of of haha
>>79947352
This.
>>79947103
give Romania more land..
>non-jew whites are the master race
>jews control the world and have tricked 90% of the non-jew population
how can jews be that smart and not be the master race?
>>79947893
Gypsies have no land.
>>79947352
>>79947798
That wonderful mediterranean climate in Perth, though.
>>79947798
>>79947961
they do now,its called Sweden and once UK completely quits from EU all gipsies will completely move to Sweden.
How about 1-2mil gipsies in Sweden 10 mil population sounds ?:)
>>79944760
>Australia doesn't know shit about genetics
>>79947944
They are the masters of trickery and usury, sure.
Dont think anybody will deny that. But as a race they are pretty decadent and lack physical beauty and capabilities.
>>79948253
This guy gets it
>>79940137
>>79948253
>>79947944
Easy.
In the same way muslims follow their religions ,jews follow theirs.
>>79948253
ok so they have the mental faculties, but the issue that stops them from being the master race is they lack physically?
does physical strength really matter in todays world though? its not applicable to most high paying jobs and frankly can be replaced with guns.
in terms of physical appearance, some jews can be beautiful, look at natalie portman for example.
personally i value and i think the world values intelligence over physical ability.
>>79947352
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLIduSB9VpM
I'd be interested to see how the flora and fauna would react to taiga conditions. Many native gums and eucalyptus do well in the Tasmanian winter.
>>79948565
i dont follow..? in a discussion of race does religion even have any relevance?
>>79944374
I feel your pain, Helvetia.
Rome invaded all of us and gave us these filthy Italian genes.
Even the lower tier of ss better then the highers tiers of them. They have to spend hundred of thousands of dollars in plastic surgery to even become close to as beautiful as us.
>>79931765
How'sthe town rapist my aryan friend?
>>79948657
lmao.
Get a load of this brainwashed fk.
Jews are not brainwashed into thinking taht they are superior ,they are brainwashed in following their religion which points that they all should act in group ,consider themselves superior etc..its no different than muslims.
>>79948253
It's true, Nordics are the most attractive race. I wish you Nazis would acknowledge our contributions to science and culture, however, and not just trickery.
>>79949405
Well the trickery kind of ruins the rest... If not for their seemingly never ending desire to degrade and destroy the white race through decadense and moral nihilism i would like jews very much.
My nordic brothers ,its time to post good looking girls from your country ,from fb ,from your pics ,anywere...
>>79949405
Trickery is the defining characteristic.
A man who robs 1000 people, and helps one, should be best described as a robber.
>>79949756
>>79949879
Can't wait for the Happening to purge the world of all the globalist kikery and all that bullshit and also the Muslims have to leave.
If I have to die, so be it, at least Western civilization will survive.
>>79949812
Check out this beauty
>>79950053
I dont think you will have to die. The common jew is not to blame and has no power.
The jews honestly dont matter that much. What really matters is us. We have to cure the white man, the white race. Killing off the globalists and marxists wont magically cure our peoples im afraid.
A cultural and spiritual revolution is needed.
>>79942584
220 lbs is very very bad anon..
tfw you're not trve nordic
>>79950503
Where in germany are you from pham?
>>79949812
>>79950401
who cares,i have long legs ,ithere were periods were i was squatting 3 times a week and my squat didnt increase .
My bench sucks too ,its 220 lbs its all about leverages ,if i do lowbar i get into deadlift position by the time i hit parallel due to long legs and theres nothing in the world that can help it,i am not going to do some shitty exercise just becauase /fit/ thinks its good lmao.
Also ,my back strenght increases a lot faster than any of my push( i do shoulder dumbell press with 45 lbs ones cause i rarely train shoulders ,all i do is bench for them and lateral raises )..
I weight ~214 lbs and i've done neutral grip pullups with 90 lbs strapped yet i struggle to bench anything over 190 lbs.
>inb4 you dont know how to bench press
i have perfect bench press technique,perfect arch,tighness,elbow movement ,its that some people are not born to bench.
>>79950503
show us your cunt,slut.
>>79950749
my sides are damaged now beyond salvation
>>79950766
I feel you, I struggle with bench aswell compared to my other lifts.
>>79950749
Absolut KEK!
>>79950303
>I don't think you will have to die.
Do we really want to take that chance? It's better to be safe than sorry.
>A cultural and spiritual revolution is needed.
Truer words have never been spoken. But how do we start this revolution?
>>79951008
Whatever is going to be done it fucking needs to be done SOON or it will be too late.
>>79950897
kek
>>79950906
I realised that i was squatting for nothing,it will not increase due to leverages and i wasted time for this ,now all i do is PUSH/PULL 4 times a week and legs sometimes add some leg extensions/leg press when i feel good cause i have big legs anyway.
Dont waste time squatting if you are not chinese olympic lifter leveraged.
>>79934088
Add us SENPAI ;_;
>>79950578
schleswig-holstein desu, its pretty far up north and like an hour away from the danish/german border
>>79950800
back from the gym. pretty good workout desu senpai
praise tengri
>>79926582
Can i be into Nord too senpai? <3 :)
>>79951424
How was your riding and archery form today, perfect as always?
>>79951235
>schleswig-holstein
I know it well. I have family in the area.
And as i am sure you know then it is rightful danish clay! DANMARK TIL EJDEREN!
>>79951601
ask your mum
>>79951847
yeah i've been to denmark a few tims it's really nice and the people seem really friendly when you asked for directions and shit, i have no idea why swedes hate you so much,
>>79952027
>people seem really friendly when you asked for directions and shit
not sure what that means coming from a german
>>79952027
Germans are nice too from my experience.
Haha swedes dont hate us and we dont hate swedes. Its all just brotherly banter! We do prefer Norway over Sweden though. They are our lost brother :(
>>79951208
nah, italy is already part of us
>>79952643
What about us then:(
>>79952643
>>79952716
Greeks are nordic. Just ask Caesar! You have to let them in.
>>79934132
>>79952716
see below japan :^)
>>79952716
Have you paid off your debts yet?
>>79926582
I WUZ NORDS?
>>79952881
Shhhh dont say that word.
>>79951847
hahahahah
>>79952999
>denbts
