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>>79921664
>>79921953
God bless, Pupper.
>>79921634
https://youtu.be/_f50nRBIApo
none of these are funny at all, your """"humor"""" sucks ass
>>79922396
My fucking sides, senpai.
>>79921953
This fucking guy...
>>79921938
Why does Jakari look like an ayy lmao?
>>79922587
This got me.
>>79922314
Fucking west coasters I swear
>>79922721
Fuck
>>79922166
the top 20% is smarter than the top 50%
i dont get it, are they being racist or not
>>79922666
checked
>>79922394
>bath salts
>>79922606
>Brainwashing gone wrong
>>79922102
Why the fuck does this crack me up
>>79922587
The jungle fever is strong with this one.
>>79922166
kek'd and checked
>>79922798
Fuck, you suck at math.
>>79922975
Should say "Top 10 anime villains" IMO.
>>79921953
I taught my do to sit when I said "Butt cheeks!"
Dogs are stupid assholes.
>>79923019
Rapefuge definitely got some of that.
Don't want to deny him sex, that would be in awfully intolerant :^)
>>79922166
>>79922798
They are. It's just made to look like a self-righteous, lefty meme.
>>79922767
Why somebody felt the need to edit this is beyond me
>>79921938
>breakingtheconditioning.jpg
>>79923029
Underrated.
>>79923342
>>79921886
Is it strange that this image fills me with pride in my nation?
>>79921871
What does it mean?
>>79922407
A
FUCKING
TOOTHPASTE
>>79923047
HOLY FUCK FILENAME
LOST
>>79923482
>filename
Nice one, limey
>>79923466
Lost it
>>79922284
The one time India did something right
>>79923047
how do you find two of these in the same neighborhood? i need backstory
>>79923681
kek
>>79923725
By making a poster with '4 hands found' on it
>>79923114
who tips at mcdonalds
>>79923725
Put a cell phone on top of a pole, have a wire that will cut their arms off set up.
Wait.
>>79923780
The joke is not being pressured to would be a plus for blacks.
>>79923576
>went to parents house for the 4th
>played played Mario 64 on my old system
>see this
topkek
>>79921886
fucking Australians man
>>79923498
nice one, leaf
>>79923478
Republicans: Horizontal Phones
Democrats: Vertical Phones
Joke about idiots who don't take pictures in landscape.
>>79923478
Vertical filming vs. horizontal filming
>>79922245
kek
>>79922319
SAUCE?
>>79923455
Not at all anon.
You guys are the literal kings of shitposting.
>>79922710
whatever happened to her?
>>79923889
Where's my wall taconigger
>>79922300
My sides!
>>79922300
And, as usual, she was possibly the hottest.
>>79924035
Got boosted.
>>79923957
Sauce is the rental manga called Sweet Guy
>>79923979
RIP Canada's dignity
>>79922284
lol indian social media posts are the best.
>>79922300
Kek
>>79923742
I love the smug-to-desperate look
>>79924121
>Canada's dignity
Aaayyyy
>>79922525
>LIAM POMFRET
THAT'S THE PEDO WHO RUNS BULBAPEDIA
ABSOLUTE KEK
>>79924082
Middle has the best personality and will agree the best by far.
>>79921886
Kings of shitposting
>>79923979
>that guy coming in to dance with him
kek'd
>>79923482
I love how literal chimps will wait their turn and act politely while if you try giving shit to mudslims or didndus they'll literally behave worse than the chimps
>>79923047
>>79923546
>>79923725
The only boxing match where all shots were jabs.
>>79924229
#based
>>79924181
I've wondered for some time, how are things in Japan? I know you guys have shitty birthrates and women are really picky, but what other issues do you have?
>>79924304
#embarassing
#needstimhortonscups
>>79921634
No one has Nederlands pics in response, because you don't matter.
>alt pic related, though
Cry some more, brother. It amuses.
>>79921953
Hey Brits,
What would happen if a Muslim had done the same thing? Honest question.
>>79924263
Holy shit that is the most autistic thing I've seen
>>79924320
on this episode of "true life: cucked"
>>79922587
And that kind of ballsiness and vigor black ladies have is why I married half-black half-Scottish Canadistani girl. Inner banter comes from both ethnicities.
>>79924344
>Shitty birth rates
http://asia.nikkei.com/Politics-Economy/Economy/Japan-s-fertility-rate-inches-up-to-21-year-high
Working on it
>Picky women
Think of having basic manners/chivalry to a woman. Say your 6'0" or above and not a splerg. Each of these is like +10 to charisma.
Stagnant wages are an issue, as will insurance rates if another massive disaster hits in the next decade.
That aside, society is safe, and well-mannered, kids take the trains to school alone, and play outside without supervision. Nice place to live.
>>79924181
Literally if you let them beat you, you win.
>>79924229
>home 20
>visitor 14
What kinda game is that?
>>79922342
HOLY SHIT HAHAHA
https://youtu.be/kvg9mDTRWTg
>>79924512
>Jewish children
>>79924580
The Leafs on a their best and worst day.
>>79924392
> Nederlands pic
>>79922300
she was hot though
>>79923029
Oh man this is some high quality comedy gold.
>>79924344
I doubt they have the same problem with SJWs, otaku would murder them if they got between them and their idols/anime/VNs.
>>79924572
It sounds that way. I always bring you guys up whenever someone asks about the significance of a homogeneous society.
>>79924344
The fact that building one modern rifle for their military is ludicrously expensive seems like a fucking issue.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Howa_Type_89
>>79923404
>give him the old Swedish Doorknob
Kek
>>79922166
>the top 20% of blacks is smarter than 1 in 2 whites
The fact is that this is so self-evident that it borders on tautology. But /pollacks are so fucking mathematically illiterate that they don't even know it, and they'll end up debating about a million other things, about what they think the jpg implies. That's what makes this jpg such a funny bit of trolling. It really does expose the stupidity of the average racist /pollack.
>>79924695
>feelgoodman
>>79923961
Best one yet. The subtle ones always are.
>>79924313
wat?
How do Ethiopian parents celebrate their kid's first birthday?
By putting flowers on their grave.
>>79921886
hahaha holy shit
>>79924760
m8, that's as subtle as a nuclear war
>>79924706
fuck i kekd hard
>>79923926
>>79924703
I'm white, but I speak Japanese and have manners, do neighborhood activities, etc.
Immigrants and refugees are a lot less troublesome when you force them to integrate.
>>79924011
Gets me every time.
Why don't people do more of these?
>>79924793
How do you kill 100 flies at once?
Smack an Ethiopian in the face
>>79924344
high suicide rate
How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
The lights out, how do you count them?
>>79923029
I always loved this one
>>79923047
why dont they fight like kangaroos?
>>79924845
Only works when they're not in on the joke.
>>79924888
Checked, and it's been declining for three consecutive years. They've really been stepping up measures to address it.
>>79924750
>le racism is stoopid.
Its really really not. When will you accept that race isn't a social construct?
>>79924914
roos lean back on their tails and kick you in the dick
>>79923304
i actually feel bad for indians
>>79921886
aussie confirmed as top banter
>>79923389
best webm ever
>>79923478
republicans want the most flags in the picture
democrats want the most nigger in the picture
>>79923029
kek, saved.
>>79923029
Lost at the gibbons
>>79923482
fucking amazing
>>79925048
I like this .gif too, but I never get to post it.
>>79923681
lmao
>>79925089
SHUT IT DOWN OY VEY
>>79924980
>beating up a wallaby
>>79923195
The fat one didn't get the joke.
>>79922704
Oh god, I love Black Twitter humor. I don't care what people say.
>>79922300
just realized it's the coalburner who posted it
>>79921953
Where is video, did EU punks take it down
>>79923482
>gibs me dats puhleez sah
>>79923019
I have a massive boner after looking t this picture.
>>79925273
Holy fuck. That makes it even better.
>>79924250
Shit. That´s true.
>>79924112
Thanks.
>>79925310
>India has reached 1930's comedy, perfect by the 3 stooges.
It's only a matter of time before they discover toilets.
>>79923404
LMAO OH GOD
>>79923342
This is good visual communication.
No need to label things as if the audience was retarded.
>>79922102
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VQygN3MLHA
>>79925401
LMAO!
>>79925017
high by first world standards
>>79925401
AYYY YO NIGGAZ IT BE MY BAE BIRTDUH YALL BETTA STAHT SANGIN!
>Does anyone know this guy? who invited them?
KLAKKLAKKLAKKLAKKLAKKLAKKLAK
>>79923681
Stop making fun of Ben Shapiro. :(
>>79925406
>when you're high and you think you're Moses but you realize you're just in India
>>79924250
If you told chimps that white man is the devil and you deserve blood money then they might not be so gracious
>>79924512
Shabbat Shalom, Ivanka, if you're the mother.
>>79925017
What's wrong korea?
Want to talk about it?
I because online games isn't it?
>>79924320
Is this him practicing for the fight against Brazzeu?
>>79925551
wtf happened here
>>79924575
Ah.. brother, it's only just begun.
Let us say goodbye to this land by getting hammered in a car with the exhaust facing inside the cab and taking the longest nap. :)
>>79925727
japs have tiny benis
>>79921886
Damn they're even shitposting the normies now
>>79923478
Some have a wider perspective, others have a taller one.
>>79925727
Probably a Jap navy survivor that the U.S. sailors started shooting (notice the 1911 one guy was using in the bottom right)
>>79925639
Implying Shapiro cares about you and your stereotypical bagders.
>>79922102
It's a real life Gondola!
>>79922300
Lol the only one that doesn't look dead inside in the second picture is the little girl on the left. In the first pity they look happy.
>>79924105
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>>79924612
There is literally nothing wrong with being jewish
>>79924512
Shabbat Shalom Ivanka
>>79925883
It looked like the Jap was holding a grenade or something, but then all the other splashes looks like they started shooted at him AFTER it went off...
>>79925883
why did they shoot
>>79925214
>implying anyone can tell the difference outside of your shit country
>>79925978
Judging by the filename he refused to surrender.
>>79925978
Why the fuck not?
>>79925955
Wouldn't put it past 'em, the guys learned quick to take no prisoners.
>>79922300
>we blessed
kek, nigger scrambled her brains.
>>79924572
You guys make me have faith in the future of humanity. You really are an example of what civilization can be.
>>79924263
And, in a sense, Chad acted like a bro because as soon as he was left alone with the self-Friendzoned dude, he tried to free him of his chains.
Even Chad accepted the idea that this dude was being awkward.
>>79925980
After some of the things posted in this thread I don't think you're in any position to call other countries shit
There's some funny shit in these.
https://youtu.be/1fHDZF1bxNw?list=PLAXvKJGVDvvVALnurkb8Um67XiLmkt9H2
https://youtu.be/N4heu0ZBU30?list=PLAXvKJGVDvvVALnurkb8Um67XiLmkt9H2
https://youtu.be/-QjhpDk60bs?list=PLAXvKJGVDvvVALnurkb8Um67XiLmkt9H2
https://youtu.be/uMNCwIKypqw?list=PLAXvKJGVDvvVALnurkb8Um67XiLmkt9H2
https://youtu.be/3pyeEcHRbGw?list=PLAXvKJGVDvvVALnurkb8Um67XiLmkt9H2
https://youtu.be/eU1VgSkXYkg?list=PLAXvKJGVDvvVALnurkb8Um67XiLmkt9H2
https://youtu.be/9HiWsTpnueE
>>79925727
>>79925978
jap took out grenade to commit grenadkiri, the american thought the jap would throw the grenade to him ie commit grenadkazi so he shot the jap.
>>79925555
>>79925693
Checked, but it is declining. Korea is worse.
>>79925706
Just likes being around strong, fit dudes.
>>79925727
Crashed kamikaze pilot blew himself up rather than be captured.
>>79925842
Americans have tractor president.
>>79926077
And he didn't sugarcoat it, which is best.
>>79924263
Holy shit.
That is not beta that is what we call omega.
>>79925406
NINETY-SEVEN PERCENT POO
>>79922300
First time I noticed rightmost baby is black
>>79925214
God, these guys are fucking ripped.
I can never believe these fuckers are actually real.
>>79924706
>A nightclub in Atlanta
>Pulse
>>79926169
Omega is much, much worse.
>>79926079
I'm just fucking with you, faggot.
Honestly though, can an average human take on a kangaroo? Or are they tough and will probably fuck you up?
I'm like 180, lift regularly and do cardio. Been in fights.
>>79924320
How do I guard?
>>79922505
I don't know man, the look on that kid's face tells me he knows exactly what he's doing.
>>79923979
fuck he's so CUUUUUUTE
>>79926259
Not an average human, you'd have to be pretty bloody crazy to do it.
Ivan Milat boxed roos iirc
Cuck get
>>79926169
¿hispa?
>>79926239
>implying that isn't a false flag by one of the faggots on this board.
https://youtu.be/edZ43RCiWSE
>>79926309
Nah, but this guy does.
>>79926259
Hmmm. Possibly. They use their tail to balance themselves so they can kick you with both their legs at full force
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JyqJX7bU0Ws
But I don't know how strong their skulls are so a good hit might be enough to knock 'em out.
>>79926397
I doubt it.
>>79926141
>tractor president
No our president is outdated farm equipment, tractors are still legal to farm with
>>79926415
Here's the vid if none of you felt like killing yourself already
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liiR6xUKXS0
Nevar 4GET
Can't zim zam the flim flam
>>79921634
I get it now, american patriotism has not been built so people are proud of their nation, it has been built so people obey to their government
How much?
https://youtu.be/Lbe4Vu6MyeY
>>79926504
>thin privilege
>>79922494
australians shitposting the future generations. god i love em
>>79926452
"You can be incredibly alpha, and still be a cuckold." - MuzakNinja, 2016
>>79926433
>be Australian
>wake up to two giant rats boxing in your driveway
>>79925302
nope
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYslEzHbpus
>>79922300
maybe he's in prison
>>79923235
thank you
https://youtu.be/LyLyjBykg8A?list=PLAXvKJGVDvvWe9CgFE4IK0HOJXzcmN-lf
https://youtu.be/synvxsKzw84?list=PLAXvKJGVDvvWe9CgFE4IK0HOJXzcmN-lf
https://youtu.be/dQkfxvNPscQ?list=PLAXvKJGVDvvWe9CgFE4IK0HOJXzcmN-lf
https://youtu.be/6DmsPVKXvqA?list=PLAXvKJGVDvvWe9CgFE4IK0HOJXzcmN-lf
https://youtu.be/rneTQKhQpfE?list=PLAXvKJGVDvvWe9CgFE4IK0HOJXzcmN-lf
https://youtu.be/pSUCMYlEWoU?list=PLAXvKJGVDvvWe9CgFE4IK0HOJXzcmN-lf
>>79924938
>pic
That's some necrobaneposting, dude.
>>79926433
>>79926358
>>79926433
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JyqJX7bU0Ws
If you blocked low and just took shots at their legs till they went down, I bet you could take em. I don't know how sharp their paws are, but I could see myself taking one down.
If the paws are sharp, it could fuck you up pretty hard. If you were drunk, you could mad rage one and just tackle it down and mount the side.
lol I don't condone animal abuse, but that'd be fun.
>>79926325
Steve M is best M
>>79925322
>ひ
I don't get black people memes
>>79924756
What i love about this is that Japan is only saying:
>you retarded westeners, have your neutered media. We will keep the good stuff.
>>79926741
>relatively small
>6"
>>79926830
Death does not stop Baneposting
>>79924580
Women's hockey
>>79926835
Would you risk it?
>>79926880
Japan excels at smiling nicely while saying "Fuck off" sometimes.
>>79926504
Wew
>>79924344
Its still are really nice and peaceful place to live. Thats what happens when you have racial homogeny.
>>79922220
I'll take Poland.
>>79926712
That's gotta sting
>>79926835
They're not overly aggressive towards humans so if you got in a fight with one it would have to be pretty pissed off, they also have no form because they're animals so trying to figure out where or when to block is gonna be difficult. You could definitely do it but you're gonna get at least a little fucked up unless it's a small one, the larger ones grow to like 6 ft.
>>79926882
Saving this one
>>79927021
>those birthing hips
>>79925406
He dead?
>>79924756
>list of things censored from video games
>start with something that wasn't censored
>>79927059
Big reds grow to nearly 7ft
>>79925953
Why does Space Communism opposes Off-planet drilling?
>>79927128
>Can't recognize the start of an organized pattern against games.
Good goy.
>>79926372
wtf is that supposed to mean?
>>79926909
LMAO GHAAHAHAHAH FUCK NO! I didn't know they had fucking arrow tips for nails. HAHAHAAHHAHAAHAH
I take everything I've written back.
Oh god, that's stupid to even think about.
>>79927059
How common are they in the country side?
Like, I live near a university on a mountain in Canada, and we see deer and coyotes here all the time.
That's all from me, time to go home.
>>79926239
Is it worse to be a wizard than to cook for a man who mocks you?
A wizard can have dignity. Heck, if you're a virgin by 30 then you should say you're a monk and call it quits on sex.
>>79927358
g'night nip thanks for the laughs
>>79922571
Sorry but I have to call bullshit on this one
>>79924834
If I didn't know better I'd say this is a "I just lost a really dumb bet" face.
>>79926605
Looks like Westgarth train station.
>>79926452
>Previously they thought I was just in an 'open relationship' which has a positive connotation
Has it, though?
>>79926723
I'd pay to see that live.
>>79924035
epic
>>79923707
Did I...just find a new waifu
>>79925235
>the guy in the back
>>79926747
This is just making a mockery out of the nazis, I don't get why he got arrested.
>>79927128
>Doesn't understand the meaning of "honorable mention"
>Is an autist
>>79927329
>How common are they in the country side?
Depends where you are, most places that aren't dirty chink filled cities you will see them at least once a month if not more. They're pretty bad when you're driving because they come out of nowhere to kamikaze your bumper.
>>79926108
>>79926803
This is pure 9gag cancer, please stop.
>>79927876
If you approach one, will they run away or will they just chill?
I wonder if you could feed one and be friends with it.
>>79924938
I don't get it, Jap.
>>79926781
>haha, I'd tentacle rape you if I was an Octopus!
>>79924455
>muslim
>owning a dog
>>79928110
Depends how used to humans they are, there are certainly some places you could walk up to them.
Where I grew up there was this big park with a large fenced off area with peacocks and roos in it, they would happily come up to the fence and eat grass out of your hand.
>>79921664
Absolutely beautiful
>>79926504
>*her*
>left in tears
Top quality kek, thanks Japan
>>79927818
Every. Damn. Time.
>>79923047
>KFC chicken wing chung ken
>>79926865
It's probably WE WUZ SAMURAIS 'N SHIEEET
>>79926781
I cringed and flinched from seeing this. Especially from all the "flirty" lines. I need to kill myself.
>>79922427
wow, thas fucking depressing actually
>>79925406
Fuck's sake at least hit it at speed.
>>79923047
Kongo Kombat
>>79924286
fucking kek, at the end of the video he turns to the other guy like
>nigga y u do dis?
>>79926504
I was on the other side of this experience when I was a kid. I only ever went to one ball game but there were two huge people right next to me. Half way through the game my parents and I went to get food and when we came back their fat absorbed one of our seats.
>>79926259
I used to fuck with grey kangaroos (not as big as the red fuckers) when I was a teenager and you need to remember that they always start their attacks by kicking your belly with their hind legs while pushing forward with their tails.
Simply brace yourself and grab both legs as they fly at you and then they're left balancing on their tail and their easy to tip.
You'd have to be a hard cunt to get away with that with a red kangaroo, though.
>>79924572
Japs are bros
>>79929851
Oh man, saw this picture and it looks these things have savage claws.
>>79926909
That should could do some damage if they stab you just right.
I've heard that the survival rate for a stab in the intestines is like 50% and YOU'RE saying this fuckers go for the belly?
Fuck me...
>>79926563
Jaffa calling kek.
>>79930078
First they go for the belly then they close in and scratch at your face with their paws while continuing to kick your belly. They don't really box despite the memes.
But they're predictable, which is their main weakness.
>>79929273
I thought his face hit the water pretty fast.
