You're on the plane when this guy takes the seat beside you and asks to catch up.
What do you do?
hope I don't get found out for being on the lolita express
>>79918731
>I spend my time photo-shopping a former president to look bad
Why do you hate America?
>>79918731
talk about children
>>79918892
That's not photoshopped. Poor bill really did look that bad.
>>79918731
I chat with him
He used to be the the fucking POTUS, speaking with one in private is a rare opportunity
>>79918731
I chat with him. Bill is very charming.
>>79918731
close his eyes cause that was just gases escaping from his corpse
>>79918731
Pull out my little bag of ricin and put it in his drink <3
Remember this is satire you alphabet agencies!
>>79919180
>>79919272
>>79919323
Bill asks you if you ever thought about flying before. Not as a pilot, just about flying as three secret servicemen take the seats surrounding yours and Bill's.
>>79918731
please don't do it billy boy
I'd probably not hear that clearly, assume he asked for ketchup, awkwardly smile while nervously chuckling because a god damn former president is sitting with my broke ass on a flight that I likely had to borrow money to get a ticket for in the first place.
Bill mentions how cool it would be for Hillary to become the President after him, and eyes your affidavit with an icy cold stare.
How do you respond?
i wiped ur drive bro, where's my deposit of schekels?
>>79919521
>In my dreams I can fly. But you're there right next to me William
>>79918731
The average /pol/ NEET's social anxiety would leave them a quivering, stuttering wreck. Bill just glances over at his detail and rolls his eyes.
Wonder how the fuck I wound up on the lolita-express
>>79918731
You're an old guy.
>>79920072
>>79918731
Oh shit nigga u still play da saxamaphone?
>>79920200
>You cannot grasp the true form of bill's threat bribe
>>79920072
He responds," for you."
new OC
He's a Bill guy
>>79918731
Look him straight in the eye, grin, and put my MAGA hat on. Ask him if he'd like a cigar.
>>79918731
Catch up?
French fries!
>>79921217
>that feel when you spent the day making memes
ask him about arkancide
>>79918791
underrated
>>79918731
I reveal the intimate details of his wife's ongoing criminal investigation of which I'm well aware as the Attorney General, I mean, I don't want to be rude.
>>79918731
Ask for another seat.
>>79918731
"Did Monica swallow?"
>>79922369
Imagine if the attorney general actually posted on pol, that sure would be neat
>>79918731
>and asks to catch up
