>tfw will never be a Spanish conquistador who departs from Seville for a 2 month voyage to Seville
>tfw will never get off the boat with Flag and Cross in hand ready to purify the savages
>tfw will never conquer Tenochitlan with a couple hundred Spaniards
>tfw will never have your own Aztec princess
>tfw will never fuck dozens of native women creating your own army of bastard offspring that will carry your name to this day
>tfw you will never die in old glory in Madrid as Kangz
Why live?
>>79891719
>2 month voyage to the New World
>>79891797
Absolutely btfo
>>79891719
What happened to the Spanish? Seriously?
At one point, they were the undisputed rulers of the world. Then it all slipped away. Why?
>>79891719
>departs from Seville for a 2 month voyage to Seville
>Ywn spend 2 months going in circles
>>79892220
they blew it all away on catholic protestant wars.
>>79891719
If you had been a conquistador you wouldn't have come back.
If you had died in Madrid with glory, you would have probably been a Tercio, not a conquistador.
>>79892220
Mostly because they expand far too wide and then there is the inevitable contraction as the logistics and manpower get strained. Where at one point the size of an empire might look like it's greatest strength it will eventually become it's most dangerous weakness.
>>79892220
The reconquista was funded by the production of wool and crash crops that depleted their land and fucked their crop production, which eventually lead to a meaningful population decline. With the access to the new world gold and cash crops, they gave up and industry to fund a warrior class that fought wars for a century until they were defeated by more novel military commanders.
Basically, they gave up on productive work for wars lead by an ineffective hierarchy.
>>79892220
We happened.
>nobility received notice
>10% tax for no reason, courtesy of Fillip II
>nobility protests by writing letter to the woman that Spain left in charge (lol)
>protestants meanwhile go to catholic churches
>hide all the statues and decorations
>Spain mad
>replaces the woman with an old general
>puts him in charge of the inquisition
>it was bloody
>religious protest + tax = revolt
>took us 80 years
>Spain went bankrupt twice trying to pay enough mercenaries to fight us
>nicked their fully loaded treasure fleet without firing a single gun
At the same time, England and France were making their colonial efforts too. Spain lost its traction quickly.
we will conquer the space next time
WE
WILL
w40.000
AND
SHIT
>>79892220
>>79893081
every empire will fall, nothing beats time. logistics were insane, spain was at war vs everyfucking one, internal problems, and the anglojews just got our spot.
the most funny thing is, the fall of the spanish empire was the 1st stone for the white race genocide. since there, protestants and jews started to doom europe, followed by the united states of jewmerica and the post ww2 era.
just imagine if the Spanish Empire last a bit longer...
>no jews in europe
>unification of the continent thx to catholicism
>entering century XIX as 1 big family power block
a man can dream...
>>79893839
>We happened.
A lot more than you happened.
Namely, Carlos II, Carlos IV and Fernando VII, the worst monarchs in all of history.
>>79891719
my bloodline is traceable to an actual spanish conquistador that never got mixed with ugly indios
>>79893977
>yfw my bloodline is traceable to goths era and Im 99% sure of being true iberian pre roman too
feels gud
>>79893977
Im sure thats what your mom tells you.
>>79893977
>Bolivia
>Not a rape baby spawn of the conquista
>>79892220
Same thing that happens to us all, and will happen to you too, USA.
>>79894271
the rape spam babies was only in center america, the conquest in south america was benign, after the spanish empire was done with the incas they establish a proper colonization system that's why the indios here still brown ass fuck, the mixing has been seldom since the foundation of the spanish colonies in this shithole
>>79894381
Canada's has already started thanks to your dearest PM
>>79891797
>tfw never knew there was a Portuguese civil war
>>79891719
daquf is mullins doing on /pol/
am I not the only d/ic/k around here??
>>79893279
>tfw die fucking natives owning your own plot of land in the new world with your bastards running around everywhere
>>79893402
This is mostly correct.
>>79893578
This is mostly false.
>>79893839
The is almost completely false, the propaganda history you were taught as a Dutchman is showing.
>>79893977
So you are some kind of rich aristocrat still?
>>79892220
>What happened to the Spanish?
They chose anglos over us
