> be me
> good looking young white guy
> on tinder
> trolling for girls
> just swipe right on all of them
> end up "matching" with a 6/10 black girl
> decide to have some fun
> give her a compliment, start talking to her
> we bond over game of thrones
> take her out on a date
> i buy her candy and food
> end up kissing her that night
> continue talking to her for a few weeks
> she tells me she's never been on a date so good before
> i laugh "haha i enjoyed it too"
> i learn shes only had sex once before
> but she wants to have sex with me she says
> she trusts me
> and is attracted to me
> we hang out
> things start getting frisky
> she grabs my dick
> now i get very offended
> stand up
> start calling her a nigger whore
> she is so confused
> keep calling her a filthy nigger until she starts to cry
> tell her my ancestors owned slaves
> call her slave whore etc
> made sure she was a social justice-y type for maximum butthurt
> she is sobbing hard on the floor
> unload all my racist beliefs as she sobbing and then leave
Who else here ever did this?
>>79864017
I don't really know what to say...
>This is how you create an SJW
On the other hand if she's a nigger, she might have already been one
>>79864017
shit that never happened but I like it!
What I do is get blowjobs from black guys. There's nothing more satisfying than having your balls sucked dry by some dumb coon. I love it when they swallow my cum and beg for more. Its almost as if puffy nigger lips were built for white cock. Every time I bust a thick nut down some black guys throat, I can almost hear my ancestor's calling out to me. They say, "You done good, boy. That nigger sucks a mean dick." It's good to know that I'm making my ancestors proud and enjoying myself as I do it.
not gay btw
>>79864017
Thanks, I needed a laugh after all the Hillary bullshit. It's good to know there's still a healthy amount of autism out there.
>>79864017
>>79864542
Nothing of value was lost that day
kek, i bet you dont even the have the guts to make eye contact with girls, let alone scream at one like that in public
>>79865386
You may be right, but there's nothing easier than convincing a black guy to suck your shaft 'til his lips turn white.
>>79864017
I do that at least twice a week and maybe trice if it's a long weekend.
>>79864891
>What I do is get blowjobs from black guys
what did he mean by this /pol/?
>>79864017
>Be someone else
>Find a fat girl
>Go out with her for a few months
>Propose to her
>She's so excited
>Wedding day comes
>"Anon, do you take Celly Lite to be your lawfully wedded wife?"
>"No, lol"
>Moonwalk out of church
>She kills herself
>Pee on her grave
>>79864017
I don't believe you faggot
Top Quality post
>>79864017
My sides
>>79864017
Things that never happened for $800 Alex
>>79864017
>end up kissing her that night
have fun with dem STDs and co
>>79865973
Top banter m8
>>79864017
Seriously how old are you people that this makes you laugh, I don't care even in the slightest about you calling her a negroid but this is simply not funny
>>79864891
i do the same thing, but with my anus
not gay btw
>>79864017
>>end up kissing her that night
Enjoy your mouth aids
>>79867781
You done wrong, boy.
>>79867248
>>79865973
Do a 360 and walk away...
>>79864017
>literallyneverhappened.png
>>79864017
You sir, are my fucking hero. I know your story is bullshit, but I'll be damned if I don't shill myself into believing you. Godspeed you wonderful white man.
rude >:^(
>>79868222
What do you know, you're just a filthy Ercyzper.
>>79864017
I'll take shit that never happenedfor $800, Alex
Seriously, you probably still play video games all day
>>79864017
See you on /r/4chan XD!!!
>every weekend us 3 brothers gather at our mom's house for dinner
>always bring girlfriends along if we get any new
>oldest brother brought a nigger girl with him
>she's well mannered and nice to talk to
>we're waiting for youngest brother (19 at the time)
>as he arrives he stops dead in his tracks and stares the nigger girl in the eyes
>about 5 seconds of pure silence
>"who forgot to flush?"
>her fucking face
She never came back.
I fucked a black chick of tinder but I didn't sperg out like you. Pussy was aight, hair smelled a bit strange
Anyone have that one where some guy keeps doing it and parking in the parking lot to laugh at them? I can't remember it properly, but I remember a rape happens and he's worried he'll get the blame.
>>79869076
>who forgot to flush
I don't get it? Who shits out black poo?
>>79871246
>on the internet, nobody knows you're a pigeon
>nobody
>>79867627
Yes it is funny
>>79867627
you are completly right, thats psychopatic af if it isnt fake and gay. even then it stays unfunny as hell.
>>79867627
Moshie, what did I tell you before about your opinions?
>Match with qt half black girl who says she goes to the University of Oslo
>Tell her to go back to Somalia
>Turns out she's from Eritrea
damn, stumped again
>>79864017
Make Thomas Jefferson proud and fuck her hard
>>79864017
I read this shit and laugh.
I feels so bad now. I always see myself as a smart mature person, but clearly not.
>>79869076
wew this is good
>>79872069
Being mature is boring.
Mature people in my family never smile
>>79864017
>>things start getting frisky
>>she grabs my dick
>>now i get very offended
>>79864017
you did the right thing op
>>79867627
Im 40 and kekking my dick off. Also the one where he walks out on the fat chick.
You kids are fun these days. All we did in my day was beat the fuck out of faggots.
>>79864017
Woke up to this
Top laff/10
I love pol
>>79864017
Did you hit the gay bar afterwards to let some steam off?
>>79867627
oh my g*d
Shit like this always makes me want to leave /pol/ for a good while and never come back because that is just sadistic
>>79864017
You should have unloaded your racist beliefs and your load at the same time
I also target needy upper-class nig princesses, but I introduce the racism just slowly enough that they go along with it.
>>79864017
This is like kicking a puppy.
>>79864017
I had a similar situation. But it was with a white girl.
I still called her a nigger whore and she too was confused.
>>79867627
oy vey.
Also, shut up kike.
>>79867627
pathetic jewboi thinks is entitled to an opinion hah!!!
>>79865257
>healthy amount of autism
The infinite recursion, it burns
>>79864017
you did not do this but it got 7/10 smirks outta me
>>79867627
>Be dating Jewish girl
>Be shopping at Bed Bath and Beyond
>Get to lampshade and soap isle
>Look honey it's your grandparents.
>>79869487
I had a similar experience, anyone know what is up with that?? It doesn't smell bad, just...idk a weird chemical type smell.
>>79871435
kek
>>79864017
I've done something similar to this
>be me
>good looking young white guy
>on tinder
>trolling for girls
>just swipe right on all of them
>end up "matching" with a 6/10 girl
>we make small talk
>she stops replying
>repeat ad infinitum
>>79875198
Lost
>>79875302
If you're referring to her head then it's possible you were either smelling her weave or chemical relaxants used to straighten hair.
If you're referring to her pubic region, it's well-known that black women have a murkier scent, possibly due to having higher levels of testosterone than women of other races.
>>79868000
Nice trips
>>79864017
What a funny story, anon! XD
>>79867555
>>79868000
Holy fuck, both replies were trips
>>79865973
>>79875688
it isnt gay if your not gay dumbass
>>79878021
it's gay if you do gay things you fucking degenerate bong
>>79879651
nope
>>79864017
To do such a thing or encourage others to do so makes you a genuinely terrible human being.
No mistake though, I am against mixing with blacks and darkies in general.
But I'm a decent human being.
I won't take any harsh action that is not in defense of myself or others until the day of the rope.
>>79864017
> ITT things that never happened
>>79864017
> go on date
> she suggests a former white supremacist pub
> tell her they won't let her in because she looks too much like Anne Frank
>>79864891
Wow, really makes you think...
>>79864017
>end up kissing her that night
eww kinda gay OP
>>79864017
I don't know what to say
