>http://fox59.com/2016/07/01/new-zealand-town-with-too-many-jobs-will-pay-you-165k-to-relocate/
Would you do it /pol/?
>>79859449
I'd like to but I work for good money doing fuck all every day.
i guess we know where the thousand syrians are going
>>79859449
Do they take huehues?
I would go in a heartbeat
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>>79859449
>fox59
Fellow indyfag here, lets ditch this place and go to "middle earth" land.
>>79859449
Well shit, I know where I'm going. It was good while it lasted lads
>>79859449
I will fucking stab you
>>79859764
What skill do you have to offer?
How white is NZ?
u need to be a qeewee in order to do it anyway
>>79859937
Auckland maybe 50% if you Count chinks as non-white.
North pretty brown
South white
Tempting, but there's too many orcs.
>>79860034
>if you Count chinks as non-white
what kind of question is that? of course they are non-white
>>79860043
that was silly
>>79859913
Get comfy kiwi. More burgers coming your way
>>79859449
Do they allow AR-15s?
t. Californian
>>79859449
The article has been updated to clarify that they will not pay you to move there.
Is meat back on the menu?
Ok I want to come
>>79859449
There are towns in eastern Germany that are in a similar situation actually
But who in their right mind would move to Saxonia.
I read a follow up article that said since stating this they have been over run by requests. Guarantee its mainly niggers and chinks.
>>79859449
I would hate to leave Denmark, but New Zealand wouldn't be the worst place to live. I have family there.
That article says the cost of housing is 165k, not that they'd pay you 165k. Bummer.
>>79860236
Well luckily you have millions of migrants to solve that problem.
I'd get the fuck out of this Islamic country any chance I get, New zealand always seemed like a nice place to go
No I love my country
>>79860220
this was also silly
>>79859933
None.
>>79860278
if it's in kiwi money, thats 118k for you, eh.
>>79859449
No, too far away, no one i know out there. 3/10, would move to christmas island though, just because it sounds memey.
shit reporting - they arent actually offering any money to move there, but they have jobs and cheap land: http://q13fox.com/2016/07/01/new-zealand-town-with-too-many-jobs-will-pay-you-165k-to-relocate/
Ask again if Hillary wins
>>79860527
165k USD; like 213k kiwi plastic Monopoly money I think.
>>79860293
They are literally fleeing the place too
> tfw have the money money
> don't have the experience in any of the jobs needed
I just want to move to NZ fuck.
>>79860394
Then they probably won't take you...
>>79860613
Might move to France desu
>>79860671
its better to kill yourself bro
>>79860689
Is a civ eng degree worth shit?
I will be getting one in a few years.
>jobs in dairy processing and freezing work
nope.
>>79860846
yep it will be shit
me, with med school from central europe, can go fuck myself
>>79860823
I would if I was doing the rituals passed down by my people and their ancestors for generations. Those being playing basketball and drinking 7 days / week.
I'd bounce tomorrow to go work on a diary farm in kiwi land.
Checked out the website. They were BTFO by worldwide inquireries. Looks really nice.
Isn't NZ super expensive?
>>79860979
Well I will just rot here then
>>79859449
Become a Hobbit with fellow White Anglo-Saxons?
Absolutely.
>>79859913
Tsk tsk tsk.
Dunedain won't let that happen.
>>79860169
>Would give up living in a mostly white country with beautiful scenery, good job and a good house, because you couldn't have your expensive shooting range toy.
spot the redneck.
>>79861064
same here
http://skillshortages.immigration.govt.nz
>>79860846
Yeah it's worth someting, but I just read article, it states that this offer is only for New-Zealanders (especially targeted at those struggling in bigger cities). I'm afraid you'd have to immigrate first before you can even think of taking them up on the offer.
>>79860979
med school as in you'll be a licensed physician?
that's the ticket to anywhere, you don't even have to be competent.
>>79859449
/pol/ony here when?
fuck
off
we're
full.
>>79861097
>living in a mostly white country with beautiful scenery, good job and a good house
he already has that retard
>>79861239
>mostly white
>California.
Nigga what?
>>79861056
No, not sure where you got that idea from.
>>79859449
GIBS
>>79861213
We should conquer Sealand instead.
>>79861186
yep, medical doctor
and i wish that was true, there are many obstacles that have to be overcame...hm maybe you are right heh
>>79859913
SIGN ME UP. GET ME OUT OF HERE AND INTO NEW ZEALAND. HOW DO I DO IT?
>>79861362
>moving the goalposts
you said country, California is a state.
regardless, California is more than 57% white
>>79859449
>“This is an old-fashioned community, we don’t lock our houses, we let kids run free,”
uh oh
Is new Zealand a nice place?
I'm looking to escape Cucknada and I only want to move to another English speaking country.
Is kiwiland good?
>>79861475
in Germany there are COUNTLESS physicians from eastern Europe who don't know jack shit. get your license, learn rudimentary German and you're good to go. doubt it's much different in other aging industrialised countries.
>>79859449
stay the fuck out of our country pls
>>79859764
no
>>79859913
+1
>>79859937
Auckland is wai too multicultural for me, with a good amount of asians/islanders
also you have to be a millionaire to be able to afford a good house in auckland
south part of north island is p white and south island is like 85%+ white
>>79861056
cost of living is quite expensive down here, yeah :O
>>79859757
We raised our yearly immigrant quota to 1000. The conservative government did this and people are pissed off
>>79860846
Sorry matey but NZ has a pretty harsh bias against tertiary degrees obtained outside of Australia and NZ
Definitely an option worth considering. Too far away from anything to be relevant, and that's exactly what i need for the day of rope.
>>79861675
Lol, no.
California is currently 40% Hispanic.
Whites are now a minority.
>>79861945
>go to small NZ rural town
>old fashioned kiwi values
>attack local children
Rest in pieces.
>>79859449
CANADA HAS NO FUCKING JOBS. WORST FUCKING COUNTRY EVER I FUCKING HATE IT HERE.
>>79862338
Hispanic isn't a race
>>79861389
>>No, not sure where you got that idea from.
read it someplace. damn lugenpresse
>>79862151
but....free Kiwi fruit, and you can have a backyard pet with your possums and other cute furry things....do you have wombats?
yes, if it was my yearly salary and 165k was equivalent to USD, and was my take home after taxes.
if those conditions are met, sign me up captain
>>79862034
thats my plan but for now im hating that school, so i have to overcome that hate and finish that shit
>>79862245
No ones fucked off we hardly fill our quota. The biggest issues are "who's a refugee"
>>79859449
No
If I were married, maybe
$165 thousand to be a kiwi? Nah m8 not near enough to lower myself to that level
>>79859933
I have a BBC to offer. Would they take me?
To be honest it looks really comfy in NZ and I'd love to re-locate there, but doing so via a big drive like this would be a huge mistake. I'm guessing the comfy natural areas of NZ will be bulldozed and developed as the population continues to rise. I'd only want to re-locate if it was part of controlled, skills-based immigration.
>>79859449
Take my hordes of gypsies!!!
I'd love to move to New Zealand, but unfortunately I have a permanent health problem that would make me ineligible to become a citizen, as far as my research tells me.
>>79859449
Those houses will be given to sinking Pacific Islanders like Kiribaiti and Tuvalu.
NZ is a Polynesian country
>>79862858
The offer is only for New Zealanders, basically rural communities trying to capitalise on the white flight out of cities getting fucked by immigration and foreign speculation in housing markets
>>79862642
Change proxies agent.
>>79859449
There is only one problem with New Zealand though
Earthquakes out the ass.
>>79862452
All it was saying (after the article was fixed) is that you can buy a house in that town for 165k and there are lots of jobs, 165k is probably like 120k USD.
Pretty sure lots of farm jobs give you a place to live in while you're an employee though, it's mindless work but hard.
>>79863217
>>79863192
On mobile network ya dingus explain to me how to proxy on a cellphone
>>79862245
top laugh.
what a quaint little country.
>>79863186
>>79859913
>>79861214
>>79861389
>>79862151
>>79863246
It was originally trying to give coasters from our closing mines and slowing West Coast dairy to move. Whoops went viral.
It's fucking white as fuck down there!
>>79863217
>getting scared by a bit of shakey shakey here and there
>>79863217
As if America's west coast is any different
New zealand should just take in syrian refugees it would benefit the kiwis economy a lot. Syrians are good people don't listen to the bigots on 4cha because it's 2016 not 1936
New Zealanders look like hotdog buns smell.
>>79859449
They are NOT PAYING YOU TO MOVE THERE lets make that clear, honestly this sounds like a scam to sell houses in an unprofitable region because some big douche made a very big mistake.
Willing to take a fresh CS grad? Ill leave Visa for middle earth
>>79860236
Me. Tomorrow night.
>>79863561
Yours are worse though. Lots of geologist from around the world flock there to study deep underground earthquakes.
>>79859449
Fuck off, we're full.
>>79859449
I might be interested, but I'm a fucking white male, so it'd probably be a dead end.
arent taxes like 60% over there? why a lot of rich people go there? is it different for foreigners?
>>79861214
mfw the U.K hold 65 million on their little island and we have 4.5 million, we're still full though :^)
we're still full though
>>79863765
w/e i've been through a few earthquakes just don't live in a brick house and you are golden.
>>79859913
It's too late. Potato time for you. Hope you like Irish Pubs and cheese and onion crisps.
>>79859449
Delete this cunt, we are full.
>>79862413
t. Juanito The Fat Brown Midget
>>79859449
>dairy processing and freezing works,
nah thanks
internet is to shit down there.
>>79863752
move to chile, i heard a lot of spanish youth migrated there
>>79863561
well as we know your whole country was once a land mass under the ocean which is why it has such unique geography, the mountains were sculpted by under sea currents
and the island isn't growing larger, it's slowly receding back below the waves
really a trench can open up any day now
>>79863876
Our taxes are around 30% but then they also nickel and dime you with GST and shit so who knows what it really adds up to
>>79864024
Post an argument anytime
>>79860169
You need a firearms license and the AR15s you can get are pretty gimped. If you get an E category endorsement on your license (often referred somewhat ambiguously as a FAL) you can get decent AR15s.
>>79863217
You're not from Cali are you?
Fuck off were full
ayy we comin
>>79864099
Fuck off cunt, we are full
>>79859913
Question, how hard is it for high-skilled (white) people to move there?
>>79859449
wow
why can't white americans just fly over and land in their shit?
white americans should have free roaming access to anglo-sphere resources.
there should be some kind of online test which determines if you're a quality white american who is good at heart
I've still got 3 years of military service left unfortunately or I would live to if Hillary gets in.
>>79864611
Hard, fuck off
>>79862842
My wife may be interested
I'm kinda stuck right now between deciding if UK or New Zealand should become my next home..
>>79864611
What skills do you have.
But they're not paying you, they're charging you 165k, big difference.
>>79864873
Why do you wish to leave America Inferior in the first place?
Here i come :).
Oh any new zeland broskies wanna clarify this for me.
I work as a baker and chef for a goverment administration building where I cater to foreign officials.
Anyway I heard that new Zealand is in "dire need" of fucking bakers. And if I went I would get a house to work as a fucking baker. And I'm over here thinking how do you nto have bakers?
Is this true?
>>79864611
Easy but finding a job might be hard depending on how highly skilled you are.
>>79864651
Your sort wouldn't want to live in a rural blue collar New Zealand town, you'd get bantered to death
Foreigners don't seem to realise just how xenophobic this country is
>>79864651
>test which determines if you're a quality white american who is good at heart
this would be amazing
I want to go but something is seriously putting me off.
>No one reads the article
They don't pay you shit. They're selling house + land packages for $165,000 to lure city-dwellers.
I'm a software engineer, but like a really good one. Do they need gay enterprise software shit?
>>79865020
dude weed will never be voted out of office because of gibs me dat provinces that will forever vote him in.
Alberta has been ravaged by "natural" disasters and they are now starting to pass thought/speech hate crime laws and i'm not interested in living in a prision cell, but i'll damn well die fighting globalists in UK my mother land or go live a nice peaceful life (try to find a non degenerate woman) in new zealand.
my 3rd option is i attempt to manifest destiny in alberta and probable get assassinated.
>>79859449
>Would you do it /pol/?
I guess we could send a few of our refugee cruise ships to NZ. We can't be selfish and take all that qualified labour ourselves.
>>79864946
>>79865087
Pharmacy degree.
Is an associates in computer science worth anything there?
>>79865052
It is actually true. I know a Baker on really good pay.
http://skillshortages.immigration.govt.nz/baker/
>>79865354
Lol BL
It's on the south island
>>79859913
>>79861214
>>79862245
>>79863780
>>79863919
>>79864013
>>79864178
>>79864569
>>79864794
verdicts in; we're full
>>79863591
we have taken syrian refugees in sweden.. fucking sweden baka
>>79865385
About the same as anywhere else.
>>79865331
There are peaceful places in Great Britain as well. There's much more to choose from in that country than in New Zealand, and the UK is also much, much closer to any kind of human civilization. Living in New Zealand could get really boring, but that might be your thing.
Personally if I had to choose I'd go with Great Britain, if only for the proximity to continental Europe. I love learning languages and that could be hard isolated away in New Zealand.
good luck in your quest leaf
>>79865087
Not who asked you, but....I'm a master mechanic, 20 years on the job, main experience is on BMWs, but a good amount of experience with Mercedes and Audi/VW. What are my chances? 40 years old, married, no kids, no health problems.
>>79865354
>http://skillshortages.immigration.govt.nz/baker/
Pharmacy techs yes needed. But storefronts or chemists not so much work.
>>79859449
no internet is shit and I bet weed is expensive as fuck
>>79865840
http://skillshortages.immigration.govt.nz/motor-mechanic-general
Could likely find you a job in Christchurch within a day.
>>79866120
Internet the cities are getting fiber but still shit. Weed is $20NZD per gram small retail and as low as $300 an oz in big cities but most ox still $400.
In rural towns normally cheaper.
>>79865840
Pretty easy desu baka but they might disqualify due to single male with no children. We don't want to end up like Germany :^)
http://skillshortages.immigration.govt.nz/motor-mechanic-general
sound probably let White South Africans in
>>79866222
Looks like I would qualify as a Systems Analyst/Tech Support person as long as I had a job offer.
Not that I would leave the United States. How lax of a work culture does New Zealand have? My job is super relaxed. Although I would love to work in a country where I can take more than 2 weeks off a year, not counting holidays.
>>79866623
You must be from Hamilton learn to read he's married!
>>79865840
What does your wife do?
>>79866973
Fuck off if you're a slacker! Fucking immigrants! Some places are lax as fuck others slave drivers. But most relaxed but work hard!
>>79867134
>Fuck off if you're a slacker! Fucking immigrants! Some places are lax as fuck others slave drivers. But most relaxed but work hard!
Not a slacker. Most working white Americans have some of the craziest work ethic in the world. I was mainly wondering if it is as ridiculous in New Zealand as in some European countries where they warm your balls for you.
>>79859913
Are Pro-Trump burgers welcome to immigrate to your country Mr. Kiwi Man??
I'm not going to read that article because I have already read a different article saying there was no cash offer for people to relocate and it was the international media getting their story muddled up. No one is being paid to move there.
>>79867281
>warm your balls for you
cold balls are the devil! describe this warming process.
>>79867281
Nope we're a "just get the job done!" and a "what else can I do?" kinda people.
We get judged the most relaxed often.
>>79867478
I assume it involves some sort of cupping process.
>>79867281
That relaxed job stuff is for boomers only. They're taking all the nice ball-warming stuff away from young people.
>>79860278
The image caption still says, "Kaitangata town leaders in New Zealand hope they can grow their badly needed work force by paying people nearly $165K to move to the small town."
When you get into the details, all they're really doing is advertising the fact that their average house price is $165K and they have job openings, to try and lure urban New Zealanders out of the cities with the prospect of secure employment and attainable house ownership.
Some idiot got it all turned around and nobody does fact-checking anymore before repeating other people's stories, because journalism is dead.
>>79859449
I would move and live in a tent if I need too.
Cant find jobs/requirements, but it's dairy... Any ideas?
I'm desperate as my area is shit (South Wales) and I cant even get a cleaning job without a years experience.
>>79867134
>:^)
>>79867134
>What does your wife do?
She's a nurse and licensed acupuncturist.
>>79859582
What do you do?
>>79862402
lol you can hop on kijiji and find 50 pages of $20/hr jobs even in Ontario. Sure it's hard to break six figures without a degree in this cunt but $8k/mo is more than enough to raise a family very comfortably.
>>79866504
Jesus I pay $50/oz. How the hell is marijuana so expensive? Is your electricity $1/kwh?
Grass is greener ect
this place fucking sucks
every european country / north american country is better
even Ausfalia is better
>>79860169
Adolf Revenge 15 millions ?
OK realistically speaking, could I in all honesty move there and take advantage of this offer? Could it be done in two months time? Parents are kicking me out of the house by the fall.
>>79859449
> We want to make this town vibrant again, we are waiting with open arms.”
>vibrant
>vibrant
> we need niggers
>we need child/animal fucking shit people
kek New Zealand you're fucking fucked bud
>>79870874
50$ an ounce for straight bunk weed shake city
>>79860169
>>79864099
Adding to this I know a few people that have moved over their collections of semis after two years. Getting an E endorsement is much easier than it used to be.
Our firearms laws are basically, if not depressed or mentally ill or have a criminal conviction. You can get a basic gun. After that it gets more interesting. Getting a concealed carry handguns licence is next to impossible.
>>79864798
Cuck
>>79859449
I would love that shit, there's absolutely nothing here for me.
>>79871040
How so anon? Genuinely curious why you think it sucks.
"To be clear, this is not to suggest that in similar circumstances, a person who engaged in this activity would face no consequences. To the contrary, those individuals are often subject to security or administrative sanctions. But that is not what we are deciding now." - James B. Comey, FBI Director
This is criminal. He is saying that there is not equal treatment in this case.
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>>79873303
Top tier shipposting here boys!
>>79873493
Top tier retardation here.
>>79859449
fuk of
we re full
>>79862943
Sorry to hear that man. I've got a friend in the UK who would love to move but has been denied. He has a pretty severe respiratory disease, don't remember the name, but poor bastard can barely walk around the block without coughing up a lung.
This place is only decent as a place to wait out the happening. America is of much greater importance to whites strategically. I'd recommend Americans stay where they are and stock up on arms.
>>79865052
Please come anon. I haven't had a croissant in years. A cake costs up to $800 on the black market. My kid has never seen a bagel.
But seriously, bakers is just another one of the shortages we have. Its funny, there's so many jobs needing to be filled, but I still know someone who can't find work, he's an idiot.
>>79875827
I see you're celebrating Maori language week cuz!
>>79876884
>My kid has never seen a bagel.
>On /pol/ implying this is a bad thing!
>>79859449
I'd love to move to New Zealand but nowhere near Auckland.
>>79859582
What's your job mate?
>>79859937
Whiter than Germany and way less Muslim bro.
>>79859449
>An official clarified the packages are for sale, and that people will not actually be paid to move there.
>>79871559
LMAO
>>79871533
UNCOMMON
>>79859449
>NZ wants me as for EE, but have to get a full time job offer first
Hire me, you fruity fucks. I won't leave my home except to go to work, go hiking, or getting groceries. I won't even vote or talk to your women, just let me in.
>>79859449
An official clarified the packages are for sale, and that people will not actually be paid to move there.
The house would be a 3 bedroom weatherboard thing mage either in the 1930's or 60,s, it would be impossible to heat or improve.
>>79883802
They're also developing new buildings! The 1930s ones will be insulated and likely will have log burners! Ahhh Irish TV.
No one is getting paid it was a joke gone viral on the average house price of NZ.
>>79859449
>Offering housing
pol can't read? they're just saying that housing is extra cheap. You still have to pay hundreds of thousands of dollars to live in the middle of nowhere
>>79883802
>weatherboards are bad
Top cuck Aussie i would laugh my ass off during the next earth quake when the walls of your modern home fall down around your stupid fat head.
>>79859449
Yes.
