Serious fucking question:
Is someone here a time traveler?
What's up with that??
>>79814825
His name is John Titor.
>>79814974
You'll cowards don't even travel time
WE WAS TIME TRAVELLERZ N SHIT
WE
Not yet, but I will be.
>>79815065
BACK TUDAH FYOUCHUHHHHHHH
>>79815065
John Titor was black
i love when weird shit like this pops up, i'm sure it's not a time traveler or anything crazy but still it's funny that someone was googling "we wuz kings" back in march 2006
>>79814825
Based ngrh8r
http://vnnforum.com/showpost.php?s=fd5226d0e5f7bc6ff199f38abe00ab73&p=489092&postcount=15
Those are the legit black people who googled "we wuz kings"
>>79814825
Yes, but I can only go forward.
>>79815199
>Maybe it's not that far off, since an African warlord will declare himself the monarch of an "empire" than encompasses a full 1.7 acres of corrugated metal shanties
African kings BTFO'd
>>79815262
Probably this OP, memetics at its finest
>>79815199
damn. ngrh8r was was like 10 years ahead of his time. possibly the originator of "we wuz kangs n sheeit"
>>79815306
Found this too, from nov 2007:
http://text.returntothepit.com/forum.php?id=45647&downloads=66
>MACS ARE LIKE NIGGERS
>LOOK COOL BUT THEY DON'T WORK
>IT'S OKAY BROTHA, WE WUZ KINGS AND WILL BE AGAIN
>MOST MAC USERS ARE GAY THOUGH
>ARE YOU ON THE DOWNLOW?
>BLACK POWER!
Apparently the meme originated around that year, it just laid dormant for nearly a decade until Kek willed it alive.
Time is a flat circle
>>79814825
Another serious question: do your mobile phone or notebook contain any information that could be useful to the people in the past, except for porn?
For example, information considered top secret tier in WWII?
>>79814825
It was completely unironic usage
>>79814825
how underage are you, or anyone in this thread?
Black Israelites have been shouting they waz kangs since the 90s. Really shows the age of /pol/
>>79815415
All circles are flat.
>>79814974
the hornace of time travel
>>79814825
Yeah I'm from 1983 It took me 32 years to get here
>>79815199
>>79815398
Rememes
2006 BC
Oh snap, 1888:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Man_Who_Would_Be_King
http://spottedrooster.blogspot.com/2007_10_01_archive.html
>“‘The Contrack only lasted till such time
as we was Kings; and Kings we have been
these months past,’ says Dravot, weighing
his crown in his hand. ‘You go get a wife
too, Peachey—a nice, strappin’, plump girl
that’ll keep you warm in the winter. They’re
prettier than English girls, and we can take
the pick of ’em. Boil ’em once or twice in
hot water, and they’ll come as fair as chicken
and ham.’
>>79814825
I think so
>>79815199
>banned
>>79815686
>2016 in the search
>still blips in 2006
what the fuck.
get /x/ in on this.
>>79815500
Circles have constant positive curvature - they're not flat.
>>79815763
You're talking about lines not 2d objects.
Circles are flat.
>>79815686
Okay, it looks like it's just shitty programming on Google's part; everything gets a weird bump 10 years ago; that bump there is July 2006.
>>79815818
circles arent 2D you shill
>>79815351
Hes quoting NAS - I know i can third verse
>>79815686
>>79815745
There's nothing spooky about it.
Check out these articles.
![comment_ObiVtlQEIQtNeCVoANyYSNkxBOzFfWo2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/5PzCC7s.jpg "comment_ObiVtlQEIQtNeCVoANyYSNkxBOzFfWo2[1].jpg")
This guy has and the whole Black Hebrew community started the We Wuz movement back in the 90s
>>79815632
What has been memed can never be unmemed.
>>79815845
>>79815845
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=are+circles+2d
>>79815828
...or maybe not.
What the fuck Google. Why are there spikes for this search in March 2007
>>79815500
Tell that to Dali.
>>79815873
The only thing that weirded me out was the "2016" part, but as >>79815828 says, it's probably just shit programming.
>>79815873
If you click on those links, they're misleading. They refer to articles from 2001 or so, but with recent Brexit news in the sides.
>>79815925
Trump was considering a presidential run in 2007. I remember him being on the Michael Savage show around then or 2008.
>>79815962
I don't need to explain anything to someone on acid, they understand the universe more than I do.
>>79815925
>>79815979
Oh. The explanation for that one is right there under the term; it's not a specific search term, but a topic, so it collates a bunch of data and synthesizes a result.
>>79815925
its the hornace
>>79815979
I think Google is deliberately trying to make it hard to find older articles and news.
No matter what you search you're only going to see current propaganda pieces.
I deliberately searched for old articles with the keyword ''brexit'' and it shows nothing but propaganda pieces from 2016.
That's me in the left.
>>79815873
>Leave 51.9% Remain 48.1%
>feb 1 2001
SPOOKY
>>79814825
Search for praise kek
I just looked up where the ''we wuz'' searches come from.
It looks like may be related to orks. This one has ''we wuz'' written on it.
ITT: /pol/ doesn't understand memetics
![ea97a5c877[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/gXI3sEi.png "ea97a5c877[1].png")
>>79816139
>[scared]
>be from berenstein universe
>all these memes happened 10 years ago for us
>except they weren't effective at the time
>jump to berenstain universe
>a few traces of our past memery make the jump also
>lots of things are different here but this timeline is still salvageable
>and nobody here has seen this shit yet
>rapid-fire post 10-year-old memes in berenstain universe and hope it works this time
>you faggots have no idea
>you have no idea what's about to happen here if it doesn't work this time
>>79816139
Um.
PRAISE KEK
>>79815398
kek at adolf bumping a 9 year old thread
>>79815845
>Australian education
>>79816023
Was gonna say, things are getting a bit spooky.
>>79815632
memes are cyclical, just like history. we are really re-memeing ancestral memes.
>>79816188
Also found this creepy fucking batshit insane blog about cats.
It also has ''we wuz'' as some sort of an attempt at trying to sound cute.
http://daisythecurlycat.blogspot.com/2007/12/photo-hunters-49-messy.html
>Hi Daisy doo - maybe dat is a special designed smooching spot and is designed especially for kisses. I can't believe you would ever be messy.
>Happy new year to you and miss pixie bananas. I hopes you keeps us laughing for another year, and that all dem pretty shelter kitties get loving furrever homes.
What the fuck?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olqPODTcRHI This should explain it
>>79816257
http://www.las.org.sg/wp/bulletin/2006/12/remembering-lim-kek-hwa-mentor-and-friend/
>May God’s peace and comfort be with you in your loss but we praise Him that Kek Hwa is free and well.
>>79815199
>banned
>>79816403
Remember that these are search trends, so unless somebody copied that line and pasted it into google, it wouldn't show up.
>>79816358
>how bout that, what a coincidence
wow Louis going right for the racism, based.
>>79816272
wasn't me sadly
huh.
Y'all need scepticism, yo.
>>79816598
For reference, it looks like the 2007 spike was caused by the rise of a different rebel chan in 2007.
>>79816462
I am trying to find what they were looking for and I get nothing. It's really spooky.
>>79816701
What gets me is how severe the spikes are, and how there's no "noise" around them.
>>79816257
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhC7i_YmzKk
>2014
>>79816019
The ads are new, the page is old.
I'm too stoned to explain it. Just think about it man.
>>79816788
>that fucking video
thanks anon, I needed that.
This nigger did it
this nigger
UM
UM
>>79816128
The system is rigged!
In march 2006 i was a senior in high school
>>79816272
>>79816539
It was me lads
Surprised one of you fucks didn't beat me to the punch desu
>>79816128
>webcrawler crawls all pages periodically
>the sidebar 'related stories' update
>webcrawler picks those up
>>79814825
Accordingly only 100 searches of 'we wuz kings' have ever been made.
Fuckin euros
I get that people were searching for Trump, but Hillary? What the fuck?
>>79816937
Wtf is with the regularity of that signal? Legit scared right now
>>79817072
You do realize she was the leading candidate in 2008?
>>79816937
triangle... 3 points... 3 numbers... trips... oh my god
>>79817035
i needed a moment to figure it out, but the numbers aren't absolute searches.
100 is the year/month most searched and the others are just percentages
>>79816937
Why do I get different results?
>>79817072
>that massive lead in search volume
>>79816669
i have always wondered, what are the differences between the chans?
>>79816937
we've had the magic brewing for a long time now. it's only starting to really bubble over now. just wait, things are about to get extremely lulzy around November
>>79817160
quotes vs No quotes, friendo.
quotes reduce some of the noise; you're probably getting searches like "stage magic meme"
>>79817206
super-cress, anon
>>79814825
Time travel aren't real.
Imagine if we have time travelling, we can create a singular point of Missing Technologies.
e.g.
person travelling from 2100 to 2000 and teach them technologies of 2100, and advances from there.
the new 2100 time travel and brings new 2100 technologies to 2000 and teach them then advances from there.
Rinse and repeat.
someone from 2100 will come back and teach 2000 the highest point of technologies man can achieve, hence pushing human to the absolute highest point merely in 2000.
And it applies to any other alien "lifeform".
So it's easy to deduce time travelling is impossible.
At least in this universe.
>>79817160
>>79816937
because the first anon used quotes to only find exact searches. less noise in the results
>>79816788
LUL
>>79817174
I'd say there's two basic kinds of altchan.
1) the 7ch/8ch style, which tries to actively subvert and take over 4chan's place in english imageboard culture. None of these have succeeded so far, though both of the examples mentioned carved out a niche and milked it for years.
2) "special interest" chans that offer an experience/focus 4chan doesn't want to. 420ch is for pot-smoking dopes. furch was for raging homosexuals and RPers. fapch was for jerking off. etc, etc. These don't try to subvert 4chan, but the lack of subversion and "us vs them" attitude makes it hard for them to survive, unfortunately.
>>79817462
fuck off troll.
>>79817538
Do I need to record my screen with a phone like an aspie and make a webm out of it?
>>79817700
What the fuck is Google's problem?
>>79818470
You put them both in quotes you retard.
>>79817315
time travel is possible, but only in one direction. the universe runs in a cyclical pattern and eventually you'll reach a point where history literally repeats itself. like so far forward it appears to be the past. only issue is preserving yourself long enough to reach your intended time. it's pretty much a shot in the dark since encapsulating yourself outside the universal cycle fucks with the next seed, and thus the order, of possible universe life cycles. time traveling via this method isn't reliable at all since any other being attempting to travel this way affects the cycle order too. the only times we could ever reach some sort of accuracy, you would need to find the current seed, desired time in that seed's cycle (same seed has identical timeline until you step in), and your position in space at that desired time. on the bright side, there is a lot of redundancy so you could settle for an imperfect match.
>>79816065
It's also really hard to find topics from forums and stuff, all the results on that site is just tons of shitty news articles.
>>79818605
Did you even watch it, retard?
Did I need to slow it down for you?
>>79818470
You're selecting them from the dropdown list. That's why neither of them are in quotes you dipshit.
>>79814825
Yes. I have the power to travel into the future at a rate of 1 second per second.
>>79818660
you forgot about the heat death of the universe faggot
inb4 another big bang
get fucked
>>79818732
I used enter for the first one, drop down list for the second just so I don't get people saying ''OH YOU NEED TO USE THE DROPDOWN LIST, IDIOT!!''
I used both methods.
Are you people absolutely retarded?
>>79818470
>>79818813
>I used enter for the first one
IT WAS FUCKING HIGHLIGHTED ON THE DROPDOWN. PRESSING ENTER SELECTED IT FROM THE DROPDOWN YOU MEME-LOVING FUCK
>>79818660
Brainlet tier
>>79818820
wow dude, worked thanks :DDDD
>>79818862
Ok, genius. Tell me what to do instead.
Guide me trough it, genius.
>>79815686
Burger, why in Norwegian?
>>79818798
universe never reaches true heat death. matter and energy do eventually revert back into spacetime, but it continues to expand until it rips and sparks a new "big bang".
>>79815925
