4th of July political horror story thread?
I'll start.
>be me
>early 20s
>work for a mobile app company
>at a BBQ w/ family and extended family
>some douchebag and his wife are there
>prototypical everything everybody hates about rich people from Los Angeles
>bragging and talking about himself in an off handed sort of way
>extremely pretentious
>politics get broughten up
>oh shit
At this point I usually don't intervene. I got a useless double major degree in college Political science and business but I hardly talk about it because I think I need to learn a LOT more about politics before I start espousing my ideology in public, etc etc
>douchebag brings up Trump
>muh lord and savior
>douchebag is a huge liberal and is shitting all over trump, saying how racist he is, etc
>I've had a few beers (more then a few) at this point so I decide to intervene
continue?
>>79796300
Go ahead. I'm reading.
>>79796639
>At this point I don't care what anyone thinks of me, I've had a few, anyone who drinks knows you just dgaf once you're a good bit tipsy
>asked the guy to tell me one racist thing Trump's said
>he and his wife start cackling
>he turns to my dad and other family and asks what kool aid I've been drinking
>I look right at him and start laughing and go hey buddy laughing isn't an answer, you just dodged my question, what has he said that's racist?
>his cunt wife chimes in
>"bb-b-but he said all mexicans are rapists!"
>I corrected her saying actually he said that about illegals and it's been misquoted. He said some are rapists and are leeching off the tax system and are here fucking illegally when tons of other mexcians are american citizens because they came in the legal way
>her husband says something along the lines of that's something a racist would say
>at this point I'm not sure it's worth my time but the self smugness of both of them is absolutely infuriating (and I try and not get trolled irl too much)
continue?
>>79796957
k go
>>79796957
Just post the whole story, ya cunt
>>79796957
I'm here keep going
>>79796957
Spit it out. Jesus.
>>79796957
go on
>>79796957
>continue?
this isn't how this works. just dump your blog
>>79796300
I'm reading anon
>>79796300
I'm reading anon
OP it sounds like you got BTFO by a rich Chad and his wife in front of your family
Wow, did he just leave?
>>79796957
Incoming "power level exhibition" episode.
>>79796957
Please Mr. Please desu.
Op is a faggot
Op is a faggot
Op is a faggot
Op is a faggot
Op is a faggot
Op is a faggot
>>79798118
15mins since his last post, eh
Sorry for the delay - drunk
>at this point I'm so mad but I'm trying to control my rage
>can't act like an SJW, you know?
>so I flat out tell him to look into Trump's life, what he's done, how he's treated people, etc
>say how he turned a million dollars into multi billions is the same as someone getting a $100 and turning it into a million...
>he says that's bullshit
>i've never wanted to punch someone more in my life
>he's shitting on me and millenials for working "temp jobs" for app companies and bullshit that is only 6 months tier jobs
>i try and explain how startups work and how volatile they are
>he shifts back to Trump
>says the guy is an idiot
>I finally ask this douchebag what line of work he's in
>he tells me real estate
>my jaw hits the floor
>he sees my expression and explains how "Trump was buying and selling in Manhattan....with enough capital anyone can do that and be profitable"
>can't tell if he's just ultra master zionist trolling me
>soon find out he's Jewish
>this is when it goes downhill.....
continue?
>>79796957
>continue?
tell the story or not you fucking LARPer
>>79796957
You better fucking continue
>>79796300
OP has gone all floppy and is struggling to sperg
If you're going to greentext make sure you do it ahead of time
>>79798303
DONT SAY CONTINUE, JUST PASTE IT ALL
>>79796300
>>79796957
You honestly should have used the time frame to become a citizen to reinforce your point. It takes 7 years to become a US citizen, 5 if you have valuable skills.
>>79798386
No green text is best if slowly dumped.
F
>>79796300
Political horror story time.
> Be white.
> Get curbstomped.
> Get called a Nazi.
> Don't see your attackers be prosecuted, or even fired.
The end.
SIGN THIS PETITION: https://www.change.org/p/berkeley-unified-school-district-fire-yvette-felarca
THEY WILL COME FOR YOU: https://web.archive.org/web/20060623230746/http://www.chetlyzarko.com/bamn-terror.html
THEY ARE UNASHAMED TO BRAG ABOUT IT: http://www.snopes.com/2015/06/25/luke-massie-smith/
> Your home in ashes, your starving children strewn about you half-dead and sobbing, packs of vicious wild dogs roaming the streets of once-happy American suburbs feeding off the weak, the cities burning on the horizon and the ground rumbling underfoot from the Chinese tanks out enforcing the new government's mandatory curfew.
> And always, through the din of screams and smoke and jackboots marching in unison, above it all you hear Obama laughing. It's been three weeks since you've had anything but pages torn from the family bible to eat. Your feet ache; your shoes have long ago been stolen by roving gangs of armed minorities and the tattered strips of the American flag you've bound them in do little to stop the cold, let alone the blisters.
THEY STABBED INNOCENTS IN SACRAMENTO, AND WERE KNOWN TO THREATEN OTHERS WITH KNIVES:
https://youtu.be/Ou_XUHgnNNI?t=3m55s
http://jewishworldreview.com/cols/fund112006.php3
> Just last June Ms. Gratz filed a report with Detroit police accusing Luke Massie, national chairman of the activist group By Any Means Necessary, of displaying a knife during a heated confrontation outside a state civil rights meeting. "It was one of several attempts to either intimidate me or attack my character," she said yesterday in an interview after a speech she gave at the National Association of Scholars meeting in Boston. She said Mr. Massie had a knife in his right pants pocket and toyed with it, pulling it halfway out of his pants but not drawing its blade. Mr. Massie denies the allegation.
>>79798303
gas the kites
>>79798303
just tell the whole fucking story jesus christ.
>>79798303
Yessssssssss
>>79798303
Go on.
>>79798435
Assasinate Mary Poppins, she is the ring leader.
>>79798434
FUCK OFF
>>79798303
Just fucking tell the whole story man
>>79796957
why didn't you tell her that Mexicans aren't a race.
>>79798634
But are Turks white if Greeks are?
This is when it gets REALLY BAD
>Finally his wife makes a comment about a friend of mine
>saying how she must be Jewish
>I tell her how no, she's my family, and none of us are Jewish.
>I ask if she is
>she says no but her husband is
>holy shit.jpg
>At this point the cunt wife bummed a cig off me and was smoking w/ me outside
>her husband starts jewishly strolling over my way
>the second he gets to us and makes some shitty joke about cancer and smoking I immediately start sperging out like only a 5 year veteran of /pol/ would start doing
>ask him how he's politically liberal when liberals don't give a fuck about the state of Israel
>ask him how he feels about Netinyahu approving more settlements and killing of Palestinian children who get in the way
>ask him why his faith refers to gentiles as "goyim" and how is this not as racist as he says Trump is
>I sperged out and asked him rapid fire questions all of these in a row. His expression was so taken aback because I'm sure he's never heard a young white dude ask him such specific questions about his race/ethnicity
>starts trying to defend himself
>this is when it went even more downhill.......
continue?
>>79798707
turks are not white
Cmon OP hurry up
>>79798896
Just go butt head
>>79798896
Have your fucking (you) just tell the fucking story.
>>79798927
So are Greeks or Italians white?
>>79798896
pls deliver, OP
>>79798896
Just keep posting.
>>79798707
Yes, Turks are white. /pol/ just doesn't like to admit it because they're strictly categorical about race and what "white" is and what "isn't".
>>79799025
hardly
>>79798896
did you gas him?
>>79799052
And most Egyptians are white correct?
op is a fag check this 1
>>79799111
fucking checked
>>79798896
Continue you glorious faggot
>>79799111
HOLY FUCKING SHIT THAT FUCKING ONE
THAT FUCKING
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>79798896
Keep posting, honey.
>>79799111
OH SHIT
Impressive but my 5 is better.
KOG
>>79799111
Nice...
Kek is present, isn't he?
>>79798896
Just fucking say ''he's a 6 story crustacean from the paleolithic era trying to bum tree fiddy'' already. Fuck
>>79799111
chegged :DDD
>>79799102
Most North Africans are generally caucasian, yes.
>>79799111
WITNESSED
>>79799201
Fail.
>>79799052
Just because they're Caucasian doesn't make them white.
I'm fucking done. Learn to greentext you fucking faggot and stop saying "continue?" Newfag
>>79799111
/thread
OP confirmed for faggot
>>79798896
Seems kinda dumb to automatically assume Jew would condone the State of Isreal's actions
CUNT In You?
>>79799111
I fucking hate roll-fags more then any other posters on /pol/ (even Australians)
Just because of you and youre autistic GET I'm not going to finish my story.
You literally ruined it for everyone! Congrats!!
(Oh btw It has a fannnnntastic ending :P )
Unless someone rolls 999 I'm not finishing it. Fuck off.
>>79799282
MADA MADA
>mfw say /pol/ tier shit all the time and no one gives a fuck because i'm not white
>>79799318
Mmmm yes it does.
>>79799404
COME ON YOU DOUBLE NIGGER
POST THE REST
>>79799404
Gas yourself OP. Your story isn't that great.
This story better end with Lord Kek in his true frog form jumping off the roof of your house into his beverage and taking a pee and poo in it.
STOP ASKING IF YOU SHOULD CONTINUE YOU DUMBCUNT, JUST CONTINUE
>>79799404
>roll fags are HORRIBLE
>wants me to roll to finish green-text
...
OP is a faggot
>>79799404
this is too fucking ironic.
check 'em
>>79799111
It's official, OP is a faggot.
PRAISE KEK
>>79799404
>hates rollfags
>asks for 999 get
>>79799404
Nobody cares. Enjoy your dead thread
>>79799508
Good point. Please continue.
>>79799404
Well lads here we go>>79799358
>>79799555
>>79799245
So one might infer that at one point in history, we really wuz kangz n sheeit? Is that correct?
sage for slowness
>>79799555
nigger
emu get
>>79799555
Fucking checked.
>>79799404
Check these double digits and fuck off kike
>>79799434
I have many friends that know that feel. Mexicans hate black people. I've got a friend who said regarding a guy in Hotel Rawanda "damn he's got a big nose" who is now some kind of political activist. Works if you ain't white.
>>79799404
>I hate roll-fags
>If no one gets a GET then I wont continue
lmao op is a faggot
>>79799404
Gj, you rolled a 404
Just like your thread will now 404 because it never fails that OP is a faggot.
/sage
>>79799404
God you're a faggot. You're story sucks.
Rolling for 999
quit being a cocktease OP
>>79799404
>404
Kek wills it.
>>79799777
Trips of God wasted.
>>79799777
fuckin kek!!!!!!!!!
>>79799777
>>79799555
>>79799111
jesus these trips
>>79796300
>continue
ay yo fuccboi funny u postin a frog ha because u needa make like a frog and >>ribbit
>>79799777
>>79799555
1 posts by this user
What did he mean by this?
OP confirmed for web dev monkey nu-male feminist millennial trash.
>>79799111
Checked
>>79799856
but no 999 tho :^)
Bitch titts.
Kek is with us and the 999 will happen now
>>79796300
999 here we come
posting 4 the get
>>79799404
Also finish your story faggot
>>79799777
checked
This thread was a failure.
finish the story faggot
>>79796300
Wew lad
hgfhfghd
not gonna happen tho
>>79800000
>>79799999
good posts
>>79799654
Yes, we wuz kangz at one point.
>>79799999
Oh fuck
>>79799966
>>79799955
>>79799999
>>79800000
this whole fucking thread
>>79799999
HOOOOOOOOLY SHIT
>>79799999
>>79800029
Finish it faggot
>>79799999
OP DO IT
>>79800000
fugggggggggggggggggggggggg
>>79798896
You're supposed to write your green texts beforehand
>>79799999
>>79800000
Kek has spoken although im interested how this ends, op got btfo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13cmk8z0YpE
NAN NANN NANNN!!!
>>79799999
>>79800000
>>79800001
Kek be with you, my child
>>79799999
OP here....OK KEK WILLS IT!
Rest of the story coming up here. Let me type it out first.
>>79800000
>>79799999
Fucking checked zero and nine quints!
Need some dubs right here
praise kek
>>79800155
>not pretyping the story
this is why you're a faggot OP
>>79799404
>404
You're a stupid autist in need of attention
Enjoy this (((You)))
>>79800000
Kek wills it, thread must be deleted now.
>>79799999
>>79800000
KEK WILLS IT
>>79799999
OP HERE
Just checked this faggot's history.
He is a TRIP FAG
I report TRIP FAG
all THREE of his posts have been trips.
This invalidates the rest of the story.
Goodbye you fuckers.
Holy shit somebody cap this and put it on plebbit
>>79799999
oh my god kek is in this thread
>>79800155
Nice dubs, faggot, now continue before I rape you in bed tonight.
PRAISE KEK
>be me
>it's 4th of the July
>nothing happens
>no one is clapping
>not a single firework noise
>no family BBQ
>get shoot in an alley by a nigger with a black market gun
>he robs me
>no gun to defend myself
>realize I am not american as I draw my last breath
If this don't spooky the burgers then nothing will, I guess
>>79800277
the guy was most likely you dumb newfag
also checked
>>79800275
Shit the only thing faggier than OP is a trip fag, i've been found out
>>79800277
put me in the cap
>>79800275
kill yourself
>>79799111
Fuckin check m8.
OP BTFO
100% faggot
>>79800275
I will find you and slit your throat. You deserve to be thrown in a FEMA camp meat grinder machine-gun-turret gas chamber. Fuck you.
>>79800000
Kek has spoken
>>79800275
KYS
>>79800275
You just don't know how to end your fake ass story, faggot.
>>79799555
Got 'em.
>>79799052
European = White =/= Kebab
This has now been officially ordained as a KEK thread.
Praise be!
Roll
>>79799111
Correctamundo
sorry op but even for someone who is awake at 7am and has been awake the entire night and is obviously a jobless NEET this story is cringy and autistic
learn to hide your power level and don't get so worked up about someone who "insulted muh lord and savior trump" lol, what would you say if you saw some leftist say "he insulted muh lord and savior obama"?
>>79800448
Close enough meh
>>79799999
KEK DEMANDS IT AUSFAG
>>79800316
Wtf stop now
>>79799404
Ayy suck my dick nigger faggot bitch cumslut suicide case
>>79800275
>(
On second thought, I have a new theory. OP can't think of a way to end his story, meaning his story is fake. You still deserve to be exterminated in the way detailed in >>79800367
>>79800275
The worst OP of all time.
Nigger asks for trip 9s, gets quints, still spergs out. Thanks for nothing you colossal faggot.
>>79799318
>just because they're white doesn't mean they're white
sounds right
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>>79799999
GET FUCKED UP, KEEP POSTING
OP = POC
waiting_skeloton.jpg
Even OP's ID says he's a faggot
>>79800275
let's see
>>79799111
kek predicts OP is a fag
>>79800000
kek predicts that this thread would be a failure
Looks about right to me. Get fucked OP
>>79800657
mediocre my white friend
>>79800000
Witnessed.
KEK HUNGERS ON THIS INDEPENDENCE
Somebody make up the rest of the story, make it better than OP could or the white race shall perish in the USA.
Please lord kek give me dubs
>>79799999
>>79800000
This thread is magical what is happening
>>79796300
stereotypical, not prototypical
>>79800764
check em
Happy 4th of july goyim
>>79800422
Turks are European.
/pol/ btfo.
>>79800764
Lord Kek says you fail at life.
>>79800657
>>79800732
>>79800764
Lord kek why do you hate me.
Unless you were just testing my faith and give me dubs now.
Check this 3
>>79796300
>>79797977
>>79797988
>>79798404
>>79798466
>>79799011
>>79799111
>>79799200
>>79799344
>>79799404
>>79799555
>>79799599
>>79799777
>>79799811
>>79799866
>>79799944
>>79799955
>>79799966
>>79799999
>>79800000
>>79800066
>>79800088
>>79800155
>>79800277
>>79800411
>>79800422
>>79800455
>>79800522
>>79800566
>>79800855
Oh my fuck.
>>79800413
>>79800522
>be me
>it's the 4th of the july, a monday.
>Happy cuz I don't have to work
>boss calls me telling me where I am
>tell him it's the 4th of the july
>"SHUT THE FUCK UP AND COME TO WORK THIS AIN'T AMERICA YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT"
>Have to go to work
>surpress cry during the whole trip to the office
>not a single burger was grilled today
>>79800900
Winrar
>>79800000
checked
>>79800753
>Oy Vey
>Yada Yada
>Anudda Shoah
>Storms off
>Fug his wife
>Preggo
>Keep cucking him
Or whatever
>>79800900
Holy fuck
Op you cumrag
>>79800900
YES!
THANK YOU LORD KEK
>>79798896
>starts Jewishly strolling
Posting in this blessed thread
>>79800900
oh ye of little faith
FINISH IT
>>79800900
chkekd
>>79800726
Kek is here
>>79800900
KEK WILLS IT
MY 999 SAYS TRUMP WINS AND OP IS BIGGEST FAGGOT EVER
Fuck op stop being a faggot already
Praise kek.
Trump for Eternal Emporer of Earth.
>>79800316
Crime ocorre nada acontece feijoada
>>79800933
>>79800955
>>79800988
>>79801111
BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE!
>>79801111
WE'RE OVERLOADING THE MAGIC. WE CAN'T KEEP GOING ON LIKE THIS!
I still need to roll something good
Kek wills it
>>79801113
Fail, wasted Pepe.
>>79801237
Damn it. Reroll.
I'm from the future. trump wins in a utter landslide !
>>>>>79801111
Posting in a magical thread. I'll remember this.
>>79800275
I just want story
>>79801111
Bateman thread
>>79801271
Fuck.
three ends the thread, goodnight America.
goddammit I wanted a story
But uh, yeah if meme magic is real, how come I never got something bigger than dubs?
If you keep getting repeating digits in this thread we will run out of magic to get trump elected
please stop
You've been waiting for this niggers, and here it is.
Whatever, if I wanted an autistic story I'd go out in public anyway. Fuck you OP
>>79801333
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THREE THREES
THE MEXICANS AND THE MUSLIMS SEND THEIR REGARDS
>>79801333
What the tits?
Lord, hear my prayer.
>>79801333
fine good night then
>>79801288
dare ya go <3
>>79800933
That's a sad story. Everyone should get to celebrate the glory of America.
Only gods get quads
>>79801333
Alright. Pack it up boys.
just add me to the screen cap
>>79799999
THE
ABSOLUTE
MADMAN
>>79801333
Holy roll senpai
>>79801333
SHIIIIIIIIT
Fuck this shit, I'm out.
Please continue OP
PRAISE KEK
>>79801333
Literal insanity
WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE? KEK, PLEASE CALM THE FUCK DOWN!
OP is a faggot so I'm here to tell my story of how I was almost shot by SWAT while trying to make an english project and then afterwards had my entire fucking project ruined by some cunt with a baby.
Anyone want to hear it?
THIS THREAD HAS SO MUCH MEME MAGIC... I CAN'T TAKE IT
MY SKIN... IT'S SLOWLY TURNING WHITE
7 for Trump Victory
This Thread
>>79801429 (You)
>>79801432
>>79801434 (You)
Civil war when?
>>79801333
GOD BLESS AMERICA
LAND THAT I LOVE
STAND BESIDE HER
AND GUIDE HER
THROUGH THE NIGHT WITH A LIGHT FROM ABOVE
BEST THREAD TO END THE FOURTH OF JULY EVER
Oy vey
OBEY
MAY KEK BLESS OUR AMERICAN FEASTS TONIGHT FOR WE DINE IN THE ARCHIVE
so... this is the power... of kek.
>>79801333
>>79799999
>>79799555
How are you doing this?
>>79801432
civil war II electric boogaloo
OP is the one who is the Jew.
>>79801577
Fine, want me to tell about by liberal teacher who thought the jews did 9/11?
>>79801587
RREEEEE
>>79801653
These digits confirm his might
what the fuck is this thread
based kek must be enjoying the 4th of july
check dis 2 fagbois
>>79801587
Praise kek
>>79801532
Sure. Allez.
>>79800918
what the hell thread blessed by qek
>>79798896
Don't correct your enemy when they're making a mistake. Let the kike inhale his liberal opium.
>>79801695
WHY HAVE YOU FORESAKEN ME KEK
>>79801666
Satan is here. Act cool guys
>>79801687
Go away.
if 7 I convert to islam
>>79801817
lol
Can I have dubs or something
I feel left out
>>79801817
OH SHIT
>>79801666
>trusting Satan
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU
>>79801817
Oh shiiit
>>79801817
Hey Mohammad. This 8 really says you should just be a good Christian.
>>79801817
Time to bust out the Koran, Billy Joe
PRAISE KEK
I spend all day surrounded by these people.
The horror. The horror.
888 says thread dies now
is this meme magic ever going to stop?
>>79801357
Buddy, this is where the majic's made. Trump's gonna be able to meme his way to the stars
>>79800900
Bill, Hillary, and Obama will go to prison.
>>79801817
You better take pictures
>>79801946
I mean sure. If someone gets 999.
>>79801817
reported to homeland security
>>79801924
>2 likes
I would light up his Facebook page so hard for saying shit like that. Not speeding out, but just bust out some facts and put him in his place. I'd body that faggot
>>79801997
KEK REALIZED IT WAS TOO MUCH.
If 88 I go to bed
>>79801997
SO CLOSE
Still wanting op to finish story in blessed thread
>>79801997
So close
if ends with 8 rio de janeiro's christ is bombed and thousand of cariocas and tourists dies after an isis attack on brazil
>>79801843
Almost.
>>79802035
*sperging
Not speeding, fuck autocorrect
>>79802004
Kekitty
>>79801946
Probably at bump limit.Turks join EU and Brexit fails to cause actual Brexit.
>>79802065
If 4 u fap to brazillian fart porn
>>79801333
I'm offically scared
>>79802099
>>79802100
Nice dubs
>>79802163
Updooted
>>79802163
Updoot with no dubs
>>79800448
So thats whats wrong with her face
what the fuck is this thread
>>79796300
OP is suffering from Grandiose Delusions, it's pretty common with people who fall somewhere on the spectrum of autism.
t. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grandiose_delusions
>>79802163
> One post by this I'd
What could this mean?
>>79802163
updooted
>>79802233
That's not his path to you anon. You need to accept his embrace.
>>79802163
heres your 20 mr skeltal
>>79802233
>>79802244
witnessed
>>79802163
uprooted
>>79802277
checked and kekd
>>79802233
>>79802244
>>79802277
Kek back at it again with the rapid fire dubs, goddamn
>>79802256
Kek's visit to us,
PRAISE THE DANK ONE!
LORD KEK, PLEASE MAKE ME A MASTER ARTIST.
MY OFFERING IS PIC RELATED. DUBS = GRANTED.
>>79802163
Fuck you. Updoot
>>79799999
Finish your goddamn story fag
>>79801787
nah
>>79801742
ayyy my man
So I got this english project for some stupid play. And we had to make a video of a scene from the play. Luckily that's my thing. Our entire table is brainstorming ideas, we had two other guys and one girl.
They had stupid ideas and wasted most of their time while I wrote actually wrote a script. Everyone liked it. The cuntiest of the kids (also a manlet) was pissed that they'd chosen my script over his shitty ideas though.
Anyway, day of filming comes. Group leaves me at the location with the gear and shit while they got everyone else. We had a couple fake guns, but it was no big deal we would just call it in to the cops and let them know what was happening. I didn't have the cop's number though, mr cuntface did. Took him like an hour to get it to me and he didn't want to call the cops himself. So I call the police, everything checks out and it's fine.
Then 2 minutes later cop van pulls up, cop steps out. I think it's a guy they sent to check up on me. So I'm just kinda casually walking towards him, hands at my sides smiling. He gets all tense and reaches behind him, tells me to stop.
That's when I realized something was wrong. Quickly got my hands visibly in front of me, explained what I was doing and that I'd just called into dispatch. He says something in the radio, a SWAT Van that I hadn't noticed before silently rolls away. If I'd been visibly near the guns or moved the wrong way I'd have been dead.
cont...
OP IS A FAGGOT
Here is my story from earlier
>fireworks end
>everyone is leaving
>massive crowd
>traffic will be blocked for another 40 mins at least
>a man steps into the middle of the crowd and begins screaming for everyone to stop
>puts his arms up to stop the foot traffic
>he is ignored and pushed past
>he is trying to let the cars from the parking lot get through even though the police have the roads blocked
>everyone assumes he is just an asshat trying to get his group out ahead of everyone
>people are telling him to fuck off and going around his outstretched arms
>church bells are ringing, the crowd is loud, there is music from everywhere
>I think I was the only one to clearly make out what his raspy ass was yelling over all the noise
>"FUCKING STOP LET US THROUGH MY WIFE IS HAVING A FUCKING BABY IN THE CAR"
>I was about four feet past him when I heard that
>stop and turn around
>weigh my options
>I could try to help this guy and his wife
>I would definitely feel good if everything worked out
>then again
>I'm carrying a nice new lawn chair and my favorite hoodie
>what am I gonna do with those, drop them?
>fuck that
>turn around and keep walking
>oh shit a cop
>"hey cop, listen, that guy over there, his wife is giving birth in their car. Someone has to do something."
>cop nods to me and disappears into the crowd
And that's the story of how I ignored a woman giving birth in a car
>>79802445
Nah, but you should be a crab fisherman.
>>79802472
No, please
>>79802163
Updoot
>>79802320
you're using a script right
>>79802518
Please mister kek make him a crab fisherman, and make Bill Clinton be sick looking because of aids.
>>79802163
Updoot
Thread has been blessed by KEK
>>79802627
You dont need to ask Kek for things already real. Bill is dying.
>>79802595
No. HE USES MEME MAGIC.
May Lord Kek bless us forever.
wat
>>79802472
The kid sounds like an asshole.
>>79802526
>Xd muh dubs thread.
>>>/b/
>>79802595
America has manifest destiny, it's independence day has the most magick available, Kek wills the gets for we make burger and blow up stuff.
>>79802472
I very carefully told the cop where the guns were, he checked them to make sure they were fake then shook my hand and left. About 30 min later everyone else arrives, we get filming.
Then there is problem. The fucking girl we had playing a fairly important part brought her baby. I had failed to take this into consideration. Thought it wasn't a problem, she had been pretty nice to me previously.
But the fucking baby wouldn't stop crying unless it was wearing one of the costumes, playing with an iphone and sitting on the mother's lap. Which was a fucking problem because nowhere in the play, or my script or storyboard was there a fucking baby wearing a trenchcoat and playing on an iphone.
So we argue about the baby for a bit, everyone else wants to put the baby in the film but I'm insisting we can't, it'll fuck everything else up. So I come up with a solution. Babymomma can take baby away for a while, we switch out her roles with another girl who had tagged along with the group and it's just fine. Babymomma refused to move. Said the teacher needer to have "small movement and some words" to get a mark.
So here I am trying to explain to this fucking cunt that the project isn't going to be finished unless we work this out, and she's just repeating the same fucking thing over and over.
"Anon, the teacher told me I needed small movement and some words"
cue the fucking rage
cont.
>>79798243
Called it.
>>79802888
>>79802889
It happens again
>>79802506
Born on the Fourth of July. Just like George M. Cohan.
>>79802506
much better than OP's and much more believable.
>>79803027
It's like they post those things as if they think I don't want my government to do all of that.
>>79803027
I have a deep unextinguishable hatred for these people
>>79802889
So after about a fucking hour of trying to talk to this fucking brick wall, she calls her babydadda to pick up the scamp.
Un fucking fortunately, at that point it's been two hours since we began the shoot and almost fucking nothing has been done. Everyone is tired, pissed, hungry and thirsty. And they're blaming me for not shoehorning the baby in. Babymomma calls me a cunt to my face, then goes around telling everyone "well, I just called anon a cunt ahhahaha" like some sort of drama queen.
I reach my limit. Tell everyone that I wrote the fucking script, I made the fucking storyboard so if they want to make their own fucking project with a fucking baby then they're welcome to. Then I take my gear and leave.
Fastforward to the next day in english class. Project is due. I spend the entire night animating the last 3/4ths of the scene with shitty stick figures so our group could get a grade. Cuntfaced manlet kid rips up my script in front of my face and throws it in the trash.
Then tells me he is making his own project, they got an extension from the teacher.
Two weeks later, it's finished. It's pretty fucking bad compared to what little of my version was finished. But that's not the worst part. Cuntface mcmanlet stole about 80% of their dialogue FROM MY FUCKING SCRIPT THE FUCKING HACKS
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>79803428
Sounds like you should shoot up the school
>>79803027
At this point I feel like we're nitpicking for things to complain about
I feel like anyone who posts shit like this should be exported to live in Mexico or Russia for a couple of years so they can see what a REAL corrupt shitty government is like, they'll come back and won't have much to complain about.
I mean, in Mexico reporters and protesters literally disappear and are found in common graves later. The Mexican army opened fire on protesters on more than one occasion.
I feel like sjw's are just finding things to bitch about, or am I wrong?
This ride will never end
>>79798386
https://github.com/ccd0/4chan-x
>>79803428
>he fell for the college meme
>>79803653
But he's not American. That's our thing
>>79798434
nice nigger tier bullshit appealing to emotions.
>>79804019
4CHANX IS PRETTY USEFUL BUT IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE THREAD NOR WITH THE PERSON YOU REPLIED TOO NEVER POST AGAIN RICENIGGER KYS
>>79804025
happened at HS
>>79803653
Why shoot everyone when I can just fucking butcher cuntface? It's not like the whole school conspired to do this.
>>79804053
Flatten it with hundred of meese then
>>79804140
helps with greentexting because you can load up multiple posts in a queue
>>79802163
Updooted.
>>79802888
fok you fag, your gets aren't natural.
>>79804146
>HS
and the cunt has a baby? jesus christ you from the ghetto mane
>>79804327
he's using a script
>>79804330
No she was just some idiot who had a baby in HS
It's becoming more of a problem even in upper class schools
Kek giveth dubs via divine intervention. WORSHIP FROGS
>>79804455
This is why I support abortion. Subhumans shouldn't spread their genes
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