JUNO SPACECRAFT ABOUT TO LOCK INTO JUPITER'S ORBIT
WATCH THE EPIC FAIL:
https://www.google.com/amp/gizmodo.com/how-to-watch-the-juno-spacecraft-arrive-at-jupiter-1783079364/amp?client=safari#
>>79792909
COME ON JUNO
thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nz0b4STz1lo
I believe in you Juno!
>>79792909
No such thing as the Jewno sattelite or sattelites in general.
>he thinks space is real
Oh look, it's Pluto's face on Pluto. How cute.
>>79794073
cuz the earth's flat?
>>79794167
what
>>79792909
>33 light minutes from earth
>live
nice try Jupiter shill
>>79794167
what are you on and where do I get some?
>>79792909
what does this mean?
>>79792909
Why is it getting farther from Jupiter
>>79794940
THEY WHITE FOLKS SPENDIN MONEY ON SPACE AND SHEEEEEIIT INSTEAD OF GIBBIN ME DAT
HYPE
>>79795013
because it passed perijove
>>79794073
>>79794167
I want to be this dumb, what must I do to achieve this level of stupidity?
Share your secrets to being so retarded m8s
YAY IT WORKED
>>79792909
YEY!
SO DID WE DO IT
ARE WE AT JUPITER
usa usa
>>79795222
YES
PREPARE FOR 10 MONTHS OF HIGH RES JUPITER IMAGES AND VALUABLE DATA
>>79795406
Now we can see the secret lizzard man base and portal to hell.
>>79795406
nice new wallpaper i guess
THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nz0b4STz1lo
>>79794940
Basically Juno has been flying on a "straight" trajectory this whole time and has finally arrived at Jupiter and shot its engines in the opposite direction to lose speed and fall into Jupiter's gravity well, hopefully coming in at the precise angle and speed to put it into a stable elliptical orbit it can monitor the planet from.
The part where it has to shoot its engines in the opposite direction and stay in low power mode as it does these adjustment maneuvers is what's scary because they can't really see what's happening and they won't know if it went wrong until it's way too late.
>inb4 Jupiter collapses and becomes a second Sun
IS IT GOING TO SEE OR STUDY IT'S MOONS TOO
OR JUST JUPITER
>>79795740
Both, I imagine. Won't have nearly as long a life as Galileo.
>>79795740
Just Jupiter. Although who knows with these things and NASA. Usually they fly them into the planet or the sun, but they might have extra fuel for something cooler if they're lucky. Most of the time they're spot on with the math, though. So it'll most likely be sent into Jupiter's atmosphere.
Excellent.
We've been getting a lot of great science data from Pluto and Ceres, now we'll have more for Jupiter.
I only regret that the next Mercury mission got it's lander portion cancelled. Mercury is really under loved.
Someone wanna fill me in?
Is it a live stream of the actual spacecraft we can watch, or just a countdown thing or what
Because the stream is just people in fetal positions with cameras
>>79796083
Mercury a shit
WE JUPITER NOW
>>79796007
All I'm seeing is a very very rare pepe.
I wanted to see space niggers not this shit,
>>79796281
Fuck you. We don't even know enough about it to call it a shit.
>>79796329
We Jupiter again, for like the eighth time now.
Pioneer 10, Pioneer 11, Voyager 1, Voyager 2, Galileo, Cassini, New Horizons, and now Juno.
>>79796578
Imagine if Mercury has a massive amount of diamond from all the pressure and heat it withstands.
>>79794167
Cannot unsee
>>79795468
Wrong. That is the hexagon on Saturn.
>>79796636
Second orbit though, and most dangerous one.
>>79792909
>current year
>trusting the spacefaring Jew
Craft will be mysteriously lost as it approaches Jewpiter, their homeworld.
>>79796699
then we still cant get there safely
>>79794167
>>79796713
GOT DAMN IT
>>79796636
whats juno doing differently?
why are we sending so much shit to Jupiter? the only interesting thing is its moons
>>79796758
Everyone knows that Jews come from the asteroid belt, the remains of their home planet. Their home planet exploded after the Jewsians mined into it's solid gold core.
>>79796740
But the monolith is at Jupiter.
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
>>79796890
Studying water in Jupiter's atmosphere, electromagnetic fields, testing anti-radiation shielding, ect.
What did Google mean by this?
>>79793227
Good choice
>>79796801
Robotic mining ships will be the future.
>>79796890
honsetly nasa still needs to stay current
no one cares about it like in the 60's-80's
kids only want 20 something lets players, and minecraft
sad, but the reality we live in
There will be presidential candidates 50 years from now who have privated hamster dance videos on youtube
>>79797104
Yeah, once we set up bases on Mars that can launch from Mars to the asteroid belt, it'll be considerably easier to mine asteroids.
>>79796890
Jupiter has tons of Helium 3 in its atmosphere
Ever play Halo 2? An installation like the one with the heretics would be possible to "mine" Jupiter. It would be cheaper and more efficient than a lander that had to find a spot then drill into the crust and extract the minerals. Helium 3 has one of the biggest yields as a nuclear energy source and also has no harmful byproducts.
>>79797491
Maybe Lando is there in a Cloud City
>>79792909
Aaaand it's destroyed :/
>>79795052
We're trying to figure out a way away from you.
You can have it all once we leave.
>>79797661
Top kek
>>79797058
Hitler lost.
>>79797058
Even though white guys make excellent engineers we can't have A FUCKING WHITE MALE on the Juno mission team.
We must import indian engineers, put in bearded lumbersexuals, and put in white women based on diversity quotas.
>>79798080
Are you triggered?
>>79798080
Diversity card hires aren't on design teams.
They come out for photo ops only.
Spacecraft is safe from wearing fake glasses and pink haired fatties.
>>79797058
(((Google))) cannot help but erase white accomplishments.
> One white male
> Two blacks
> The blonde woman next to the black man
I just realized something. They never try to erase the accomplishments of white Jews. Just white goy.
Why is /pol/ always right?
>>79797661
>>79797058
Fixed from the other thread.
>>79794073
Agreed; but only if you live on a flat Earth.
>>79795939
Just Jupiter, short life because close in = heavy radiation & magnetic damage
(((Ju)))piter
nice try OP
>>79796007
Not "the sun" - need LOTS of delta V (fuel/energy) to escape planetary orbit and redirect to sun.
>>79796890
Investigating how the gas giant formed, does it have a solid core, etc.
>>79798080
The bearded one is probably white male, though in truth who cares? And white included dudes with spray tans i.e. the orange individual but yet again, who cares
>>79797058
>go onto nasa twitter
>there are videos of the nasa team
>not one black guy, all of them are white
Praise Kek
https://twitter.com/NASA?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor
>>79797516
surely there is a logical explanation
>>79797109
Not if kek has anything to say about it
>>79795724
Jupiter was already a second sun in the past. They called it "the primordial sun". It was probably a brown dwarf.
Jupiter has big.
>>79804436
jupiter didn't even have the mass to become a dwarf star, it's why we're not in a binary system right now
>>79804436
>Jupiter was already a second sun in the past
no
>>79804436
>Muslim intellectuals
>>79792909
Anyone know what a Jupiter American flag would look like?
Pic related as an example for the moon?
>>79804436
>German education
>>79792909
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ph_sR51KBi8
this is the main mission of Juno
