http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
Shootings Scoreboard:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
Recent Homicides:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides
http://homicides.suntimes.com/
http://heyjackass.com/
Chicago Racial Demographics:
http://www.radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots
Chiraq Gangland Map:
https://www.wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d
Mugshots:
http://www.chitownmugshots.com/
Police Codes:
http://www.bearcat1.com/radioil.htm
Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
http://directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/
Related twitter
https://twitter.com/spotnewsonig
https://twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays
Same feed with ambient music:
http://youarelistening.to/chicago
Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/19608
Chicago Cop Blog
http://secondcitycop.blogspot.com/
Thread Theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYAxkRAQ_CQ [Embed]
>>79773850
Bump.
Robert
Man beating woman on moffat st.
We wuz kangs!!
Let's roll
Just got off work boys, any niggas get capped yet?
when does Robert's shift start?
is shit starting this early?
I wonder if it'll be noticeably more lulzy because it's the 4th of July
>>79774955
>>79774872
Shits always going down in Chiraq but Robert hours are far from here
Evenin', Robert. Let's have a fun ride tonight. Gonna pour one out I'm advance for the Roberts on the beat tonight.
>>79774872
After dark, so not for another 2~ hours. They're BBQ'ing right now as per the local customs.
>>79774696
FIREWORKS
Also MALE HISPANIC RUNNING RED SHIRT
>>79773999
give the negress an ankh necklace
Looking for hispanic male at the pier who set off the metalndetector wands then took off running
Did we ever find out what happened to Kayla last night?
>>79774955
I listened for a while this afternoon (CST), and there was already a kidnapping around 3:30pm.
Man I'd hate to die tonight. Can you imagine your life coming to an end on a day like tonight when there's so much to see and do?
I'm playing a drinking game to this tonight. I'm going to take a shot of Sailor Jerry's every time we get shots fired.
>>79775404
Nice knowing you.
>blood alchy level 0.15 when found
>>79775404
Dispatch: SHOTS FIRED (or they could be fireworks)
>>79775552
I'm stopping at 7. I'll fucking die otherwise.
>>79775581
Yes, they could be fireworks.
Wooo, fireworks, chaos in chicago, and Juno's orbital insertion around Jupiter tonight
This will be an eventful night.
>>79775404
Prepare your liver
>>79775301
Probably ded
>>79775319
>Anon was in posting about philly scanner
>Immediatly some nigger trying to kidnap white wimmens
>>79775230
>mfw some guy called 911 because his momma didn't let him inside the house to charge his ankle bracelet
>>79773850
Seems way to early for this, my dude. At least wait till sun down.
>>79775689
This is only the pre drinking phase
>>79775689
It has to atleast be 9 or 10 in Chicago
>>79775689
There's always some juicy stuff before sundown.
Unrelated note: in terms of total deaths, I think we are way behind lasts years' pace.
>mfw no Robert
>>79775689
It's a special day.
>>79775689
Sunset in 1.5 hours, but this >>79775845
>>79775100
This leaf nigger knows or local customs. Chimpening comes after BBQ ofc
punished crackhead
father who lead a bad path
>>79773850
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/19608
kek those scanners should have lurked these threads earlier this is gud be good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCvLiDkjQTc
mexican pedo
>>79776133
Jamal, I'm already a felon. jury duty was never my kinda place anyway.
>>79776061
Yeah I think the real shit gonna start after they'll recover from niggeritis and finish napping after BBQ.
Who /comfy/ here?
Robert here checking my keys
i know its early but im sure shit is about to hit the fan really early today
>dude working on a car with no muffler
These things were put on cars for a fucking reason moron.
Dispatch very sassy
NO LUNCH HOE
>>79775404
take a drink of beer for every
"Suspect: black male..."
>>79776885
I'm not a beer guy.
Evening All. I'm the OP of the bingo card here... >>79774232
If you're a regular user of /pol, you might enjoy my /pol bingo card, which covers everything OTHER than Chiraq scanners.
>>79776944
then a sip from your mai tai with your pinky sticking out
>>79777003
what the literal fuck is /pol ?
>>79776592
This meme needs more artifacts and blurriness
robert is getting ready for the warzone
>>79777095
The truth young grasshopper
black chrysler car
nigga shot in the leg
>>79777125
Honestly dont know how the guy can work 365 days a year. Never sick. Never taking holidays. And works through his coffee and lunch break. In my mind Thats a real hero.
>>79775811
7:30 (ok, 7:22)pm. Chiraq is on Central time.
>>79777334
he probably just loves his job
I've been thinking about something what if all these news reports about how people are going to die in Chicago is to psyche anyone from going out
>>79777003
>32 point star
hearty kek
Trump has big plans for the city of Chicago once he becomes president. Trump tower was only the beginning.
>>79773850
thanks bro, been a long day of shitposting
time to get comfy
does anyone ever listen to Camden NJ or East STL
>>79777512
Not for me here in Aus we just work up like three hours ago
>ftw I'm wasting my whole day to listen to this
>fighting his mom
>>79777565
Haven't listened to STL since the police were attacking those innocent peaceful protesters
if 7s there will be an officer down down tonight
>there's a alarm at the school
>implying the blacks know what a school is
they taking her baby!
>>79777862
Probably trying to loot the chemistry lab for stuff they can make drugs out of.
Oh hey child abduction. Wonder what started that one.
>attempted baby theft
KIDNAPPING IN PROGRESS
FEMALE BABY
Somebody tried to take a woman's baby away. Niggers.
>>79777862
>school
>on july 4th
get some freedom straya
>kidnapping in progress
>there kidnapping a baby
ROBERT WE NEED YOU
>male white black shirt blue jeans
RARE
A
R
E
>A starter pistol
>>79778411
>tyrones first handgun
From Milton Bradley
Robert for fuck's sake man were dying out here without you
>problem in the rear
>Bingdo and Mairick
>Neighbors
>They're gonna kick the shit outta of each other
>kids throwing fireworks at car
falling asleep at the wheel confirmed
>guy falling asleep at the wheel and swerving into traffic
>>79773850
Chiraq Gangland Map:-----Conservative Vice Lords ?
Who else /Chiraquian/ here?
What's your hood?
Old Irving Park representing
>females fighting
>kids throwing fireworks at doors
Anything interesting other than the shitstorm of fireworks?
>my son and his 10 friends are throwing fireworks and now they targeted me
RICKY
>>79779265
Gold Coast representing.
>neighbor kid and 10 others shooting fireworks
>Yelling "CPD K!"
>One is 18 named Ricky
>>79779374
>confirmed man beating his wife. screaming in the background of the call.
>the night of the 4th has arrived
AND
HERE
WE
GO
>>79779577
COUPLE 100 ROWDY PEOPLE
rowdy people
>Mob of rowdy niggers
>that is all
shits gonna go down
>couple
>hundred
>rowdy people
Wew
Oh yall niggas would be getting down on the scanner when I'm trying to finish FTN.
Robert ain't clocked in yet though I'm good.
>>79779646
>>79779628
>>79779627
>100 rowdy niggers
>Implying it will be fine
F
>>79779265
I just moved to Houston from Chicago yesterday.
I already love Texas.
Lived in the Roseland area around 107th and State St. for about 7 months, then moved to 71st. and Stony Island.
Wild and funny time. Watched more than a few fights on a street corner over bullshit.
I'm white, if you're wondering.
live footage of chiraq right now
>there's a party on the roof
>the roof
WINNER WINNER CHICKEN FUCKING DINNER
>WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER
winner winner chicken dinner
WINNER WINNER
CHICKEN
DINNER
WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER
>>79779999
Checked.
who is robert?
FOOD COURT IS SHUT DOWN
>>79774984
Count on it
Source: from northside
>>79779820
honest question, why the fuck would you live down on the south side niggerhoods?
back in my day, broke college kids crammed a dozen roomates into a shitty duplex and if that still wasnt enough to pay the bills, they charged $5 a cup at keg parties
FOOD COURT'S CLOSED DUE TO AIDS
>>79779999
checked
>>79780111
Robert is the light shining in the darkness, Robert.
>>79779820
I'm Houston too man hmu
The food court is closed.
>>79780111
robert is a drug dealer for the CIA.
keep this info to yourself.
lmao fireworks fight
We Nogwarts
10 males shooting roman candles at each other
>Shooting Candles(??) at each other.
Here we go.
>Firing roman candles at each other
someone post the nogwarts webm
roman candle fight in progress
>10 male blacks and Hispanics shooting fireworks at each other
>>79780272
>>79780289
>>79780302
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsceIIpSdeM
>>79773850
Checking in.
>It's all just so tiresome
>throwing fireworks at people
BAN ASSAULT FIREWORKS NOW!!!!!!
>white male black shirt khaki shorts
R A R E
A
R
E
>>79780324
it's a white guy in khakis
people are not allowed to have fireworks?
>>79780475
Illegal in Illinois.
>>79780475
>niggers
>people
pick only one.
>>79780272
>>79780289
>>79780397
>Avada kekdavara
>>79780434
>>79780438
'murica day. the one day of the year working class folks dabble with chimping out.
i swear i just heard sound fx from 3D Pinball: Space Cadet
>>79780541
What about Iowa or Indiana ?
>>79780623
No you didn't.
Did she say lookin fo Orville Redenbacker?
wtf is she saying
>>79780623
Yeah their radios sometimes make that sound for some reason.
>>79780623
same, robert must be taking some downtime
>>79780475
illegal in one place but legal to buy in another place
>>79780661
i think she called you a faggot
>>79780630
Tons of it is legal in Indiana. Everyone just drives across state lines (30 minutes or less) to stock up. State Police sit there and just watch who drives into the fireworks stores and then comes back to Illinois.
>>79779820
>I'm from the wild hundreds
>I'm (((white)))
>>79780630
As soon as you drive in to Indiana from Chicago, you see some big fireworks shops.
>>79780721
wew
>>79780699
white male
43 y/o ?? can't confirm
suffers from bi polar disorder
/r9k/ that you?
>>79780656
No it's his brother Michael.
>>79780756
I figured that.
Same thing they do in Maine.
>>79779577
It hasn't, it gets dark right before 9 PM central time, it's 8 right now. Never speak about the ideals of the white man, you swarthy human filth
rolling.
>>79779265
/lincolnpark/
lot of annoying yuppies but at i probably wont get shot her
>>79780985
SWARTHY
W
A
R
T
HY
>>79781088
CRAWLING
>>79781088
"Trixies"
>>79780111
Check your keys means check your open mic...
Was that Chewbacca just now?
>BRRRRRRRRRRRRRT
DECEPTICONS! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
the aliens are back.
BOMB
did they just say they're calling the bomb squad?
>GRENADE
possibly a grenade
GRENADE?!?!
>possibly a grenade
Oh shit son.
NOT A GRENADE
>RUSY MORTAR
t. Robert
bomb?
>mortar projectile!
>explosive
ISIS NO
>>79781444
HAPPENINGS?!
> it could be a mortar
HOLY SHIT IDS HABBENING
Guess Police EOD are going to get some work in too
>>79781088
Lies, violent crime is up in in LP. Most seasoned cops were sent to safeguard chimps at the Southside. Niggers knowing this, travel to Lincoln park, Wrigleyville, gold coast/old town for easy money. Statistics don't lie my nigga
How is 'calling in the bomb squad' not on the bingo sheet?
>wheelchair pervert
topkek
which one of you degenerates is the creeper
>taking pictures of women on the sidewalk as they walk by
BLACKBOT FROM /r9k/ ABOUT TO GET REKT
>taking pictures of women as they walk by
>>79776133
I SHIT YOU NOT I GAVE THAT GUY $5 WHEN I WAS IN CHICAGO IN MAY AT A MURDER JUNKIES CONCERT. HOLY FUCKING SHIT
nigger in a wheel chair creeping on white girls.
>>79781551
This is truth. The panhandling and hoardes of roving """youths""" are getting out of hand.
t. Gold Coast resident
>>79781612
But there is enough shit to fill a dozen bingo's with
>>79781536
mortar is a popular kind of firework here
>>79781612
Think it's the first EOD call so far
SWAT was up the other night
Special units don't seem to get much work here
>>79781663
thats why i never give money to the homeless
>>79781645
Damn, I'd be creepin too.
>>79776133
>>79776274
>>79781663
fucking lmao
>>79781692
>tfw anything other than novelty shit is banned
>tfw your to wimp to go buy some heavy stuff
>>79781650
>>79781651
rape?
>about 50 of them are running
50 OF THEM LOOKIN FOR A FIGHT
50 offenders
50 offenders running north of chicago
>50 people looking for a fight
confirmed chimpout in progress?
>50
HAPPENING
LIGHT TE FIREWORKS
RACE WAR NAOW
>>79779999
>WINNER WINNER CHICKEN FUCKING DINNER
CHECKED
H
E
C
K
E
D
>>79779265
Boystown here
Post more bingo please
>50 offenders
LET FREEDOM RING
its building up
>may have guns.
Oh snap.
>stealing babies
baby kidnapper is back
>Nog trying to steal white baby from mother
SPIC TRIED TAKING A BABY OUT OF A STROLLER FROM A WHITE FEMALE.
>10 FEET HIGHER
did they say someone was trying to steal a baby?
>hispanic trying to steal a baby
What is it with the attempted baby theft tonight?
>>79782492
>did they say someone was trying to steal a baby?
CONFIRMED
>has a gun
>fighting in the area
>>79782572
yep.
>people walking towards the pier
We suicide pact now
Chicago here. Its not even dark out yet. This thread is early as fuck
>>79782572
thats the second time tonight...
>>79782716
never too early to steal a white baby
>New thread when?
>asian kid
dude swiped himself a shota
>asian kid
>in chicago
but why
Bridgeport here,
these alley fireworks are making my house shake, damn chinks
>>79782716
It's a special day stop being a faggot go get shot or something spice this thread up
>>79782783
80 posts
Large crowd gathering
>SHOTS FIRED
>>79782822
Seriously, talk about a death wish. Did they say he was doing something stupid or what happened with him?
shots fired tolman
SHOTS
H
O
T
S
FINALLY, I DRINK
>>79775404
>>79782822
>named Jaden
>>79782845
We get to 300? I have some drinking game rules I want to post early. Considering it's so busy in Chiraqo right now, it'll probably work a little too well...
these cops seem real relaxed about their jobs...
>>79783007
another day in the office.
SHOTS
FIRED
>one got shot in the area.
>>79776349
niggers really are like animals
>fight all day
>eat and nap
>wake and fight more in natural habitat
>>79783007
"if i wake up and find poop in the toilet, i'm not very surprised . . ."
FEMALE STABBED
>>79783007
You are always relaxed with Robert on your side.
SHOTS FIRED
STABBING
>HABBENING
Stabbing victim
Time to push the crowd.
>panzers incoming
is there any video feed of that large crowd? might be BLM trying to fuck shit up
CHICAGO BETTER BIN THAT KNIFE
>>79783174
what is the name of the folder you have this in? i cant keep track of my memes anymore
How much longer till robert
>>79783433
http://forums.officer.com/t46856/#post618898
9 9 9
9
9
OFFICER DOWN
Circle the areas where you guys suspect the shootings will occur.
>>79783738
this
>boyfriend beat her up
>no longer on scene
DIN DU NUFFIN
>>79783738
Be more Specific.
>>79783738
now hold on anon, i'm sure their patriotism will inspire them to not murder each other for just one night
>>79783174
>300 years from now nogs become civilized enough to take an interest in genealogy
keks for the future
>>79783664
>that asian population
are they good asians or mudslimes
>>79783952
Muds are considered white by the census
>>79783920
Roving packs of niggers will incite violence in the spic areas, which will spread to the Asians as it disseminates.
Then the whites will remain safe in their bunker-houses as the shitskins rampage.
is someone making new thread because i will be willing to do it
Hispanic, light completion...
>Inhale a lot of smoke
>Refuse health service
t-thanks Obamacare
>>79784051
At this rate we'll hit 300 before 10 EST
Lotta smoke from fireworks, refuses EMS...
inhaled a lot of smoke but refuses ms lol
>Black female in a wheelchair with a gun.
Nigger in a wheel are with a gun! New form of drive by>
holy shit whats happening over the radio i can hardly understand him
>>79784226
>>Black female in a wheelchair with a gun.
That nigger be rollin'
>>79784261
kek
>some guy going to get his pistol and shoot firework guys
lmao based
>gun
>Wheelchair
>Walgreens
What the fuck Chicago
>>79784226
She must be with The Crips.
SHOTS FIRED
>>79784186
i guess i'll make the next thread
when we hit it
Shots fired! Take a swig of whatever you're drinking.
SHOTS FIRED
>>79783174
>12:43 pm
>first baby
yeah fucking right
>>79784355
make sure to use the proper title lad
>>79783664
Never mind shootings, Nogasaurus is on the way.
what is happening at the pier?
sounds like a massive chimpout about to occur
WE FOUND THIS MUTHAFUCKIN THREAD!!!1!
FUCK ALL Y'ALL POSTIN' ALL THIS RACIST SHIT!
WE GON PULL A 187 ON YO SERVERS!
WE GON PULL A 187 ON YO MOOT!
AN WE GON PULL A 187 ON ALL Y'ALL SKINNY ASS WHITE MUTHAFUCKAS WHO THINK THEY COOL SNITCHIN TO COPS WHILE THEY ANON!11!!!
COME STEP TO A REAL THUG AND SAY THAT SHIT, CRACKER ASS MUTHAFUCKAS!!1!
>>79784421
Legit fireworks show.
>>79784421
People just getting ready for the fireworks. Probably a fucking zoo.
It's just now beginning to get dark
>>79784355
>i guess i'll make the next thread
>when we hit it
Dubs says do it now.
Might as well.
We 300 in 5,4,3,2....
>>79784482
is that shitposter again
NEW THREAD
>>79784570
>>79784570
>>79784570
>>79784570
>>79784641
I SHIT WADDUP
>>79784482
A YO HOL UP
>>79784421
fireworks show
all the normies flock to the pier to pay $15 a beer, and niggers show up to steal their wallets/cellphones/womyn
heres a stream: http://www.nbcchicago.com/news/local/WATCH-LIVE-Fourth-of-July-Fireworks-at-Navy-Pier-265840481.html
>>79776133
>One eye Willie Johnson
>>79784641
apparently, he has been posting on /b/ for nearly a decade now with the exact same image...
Rapid Fire Rare
Chicago cop thread is best thread.
>>79784482
i giggled. thanks for the ctrl + v
For the night is dark...
>30 minutes to fireworks
Everyone else has moved along, so why haven't you?
>>79784570
>>79784570
