ITS FUCKING INDEPENDENCE DAY MOTHERFUCKERS, MOTHERFUCKING FREEDOM!!!! YYYEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
POST AMERICAN SHIT!!!!!!!!! AMERICANS ONLY!!!!!!!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGQaH3-LK54
REAL BURGER HOURS
>>79746138
This is almost as American as the burning American flag killing the shitskin with its fumes.
BACK TO BACK SUPER BOWL CHAMPS!
>gun saves wildlife
You'll never hear this from libtards.
hey amerifriends, post some hamburgers from your region please
>>79746138
AMERICA BES CUNTREE
EUROPUSSIE BTFO
That looks like a golden eagle..
>>79746138
>traumatized bird later dies in captivity
>>79747710
>Tfw America has won every superbowl in the last 30 years
>>79747863
Aussie land is based
But here's a better one
AMERICA FUCK YEAH! TRUMP
OH SAY COULD YOU SAY
>>79746138
There's a better america song than fuck yea but I can never fucking remember what it's called or who it's by.
They're on a mission to save the last american bald eagle man or something.
FUCK YEAH
>>79747849
>based Oklahoma burger
This is why we need AR15s with 30 round magazines. To save democracy!
>going to order mehican or nothing
Hehehe get el fucked gringos
Soccer is for faggots
who here /realamerican/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guG9cVs3ms4
>>79747849
>hey amerifriends, post some hamburgers from your region please
I give you- The Jersey Burger
>>79748726
Yeah, clearly real men play rugby for 30 seconds while wearing kevlar body armour.
USA USA USA USA USA
>>79748141
UEFA cup wins:
America: 0
Rest of the world: 62
>mfw it's rea
http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2016/07/03/army-vet-rescues-bald-eagle-dangling-rope-75-foot-tree-mowing-branches-rifle-daily-mail/
>>79748835
fucking porkrolls man, this is why im fat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5bcpjUjLpU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trZlvpLihHk
>>79747917
Its a juvenile bald eagle.
>>79746138
This... This is the most patriotic thing I've ever witnessed...
>150 shots
>American marksmanship
>>79748391
>>79748576
>>79748835
goddamnit this looks so delicious.
I wish I was born in the USA, here in Germany we only have schwach belegte Brote.
>>79748930
>UEFA cup wins:
What the fuck is that?
>>79748910
>playing a game that in the event of a tie is literally decided by a Mario party mini game
Nah get fucked m8. Your Brexit was cool and imma let you finish, but America had the best Independence Day of all time and we have the best sports
>>79748930
>UEFA
>Soccer
>relevant.
>>79748835
Im not NJ, but why not post a good taylor ham and egg roll?
dog bless ameriga
>>79748835
Where's the slice of Jersey beefsteak tomato?
>>79749116
It was 30 yards with a .22 when it was windy. You try sawing off a two inch diameter branch in those conditions.
>>79749116
>literally shooting through treebranches enough to down them
fucking leaf I swear
>>79749234
>taylor ham
It's called fucking porkroll buddy.
>>79746138
shot eagle too bits but dont read all story .. MURRRRICA ..!
>>79749317
>>79749319
Whatever helps you sleep at night ladies.
>>79749346
>What is Canadian bacon
I just want to say I'm so glad the south exists and we get these fun redneck stereotypes. I wouldn't want it any other way. GOD BLESS THE USA.
>>79747849
Deep friend hamburger from Memphis.
>>79749111
word on the street is, he was eating apple pie when this shit went down
>>79749197
>America had the best Independence Day of all time
Do you spend it thanking the French for saving you?
>>79749142
>schwach belegt
Shut up. You can put as much shit as you want on a Brötchen. I would fucking kill to have another Körnerbrot with scrambled eggs, ham, and bacon on it. Fuck.
>>79749439
>south
This happened in Minnesota.
>>79749346
taylor ham and egg roll, you inferior scum
>>79749433
>t. no guns faggot
>>79749493
The who?
>>79746138
I'm amazed this isn't from the Onion.
>Galvin then spent 90 minutes taking nearly 150 shots from a .22 caliber rifle 'while mowing down three branches, and finally the rope'
inb4 the guy shot the branches a few times b4 realizing it was pointless, then took 145 rounds to hit a 1 inch target at 75 feet.
>>79749439
Thank Us Brits you bunch of EU Cucked Faggots Lel
>>79749493
>Implying we needed the Frenchy help.
If anything we wanted to throw them a bone so they would feel good.
>>79749580
BENNYs to the gas chambers.
>>79749503
I want the fat american shit tho
all dat meat on dem american burgers
I wish I had another Quadstacker right now.
>>79748975
Why?
Because you have to eat four of them instead of one?
I eat burgers all the time and I'm underweight.
>>79749443
eww an why you all BLOBs
>>79748835
Atlanta
>>79748910
Football is actually much more dangerous because with the pads you can hit x10 harder
>>79749586
Clearly you overlook the amount of alcohol involved in this situation.
Also, why do a job with 4 rounds when you can do it with 145.
>>79749586
Whatever gets the job done.
>>79746138
Here, have a song that is older than youtube and summarizes some of my love for 'murica.
https://youtu.be/_9Zi-yoz9dA
>>79749583
T.Amerimutt
we have plenty of guns negroid.
>>79746138
>URRRGH ASSAULT RIFLES ARE FOR KILLING PEOPLE
Libcucks blown the fuck out forever, America and freedom win again
>>79749493
Muriccccas wont Thank anyone cos so arrogant Pricks
>>79748910
Men who get results get the job. It's not a beauty pageant.
>>79748391
RED RIVER WETBACKS CAN GO TO HELL AND DIE. TEXAS BEEF BURGERS ARE BEST FUCKING OKLAHOMOS GTFO
>>79749852
And it's very clear none of those guns are owned by you.
>>79749583
The French gave the US lots of money for weapons and shit during the revolutionary war
>>79748910
A few years back, an Australian rugby team was trashing American football. So one of the NFL teams invited the entire team to train at their boot camp with the team.
Only a single rugby player lasted more than three weeks or finished.
In his own words, he called the NFL guys "fucking monsters."
>>79749818
Non americans will never understand that in american football people virtually go as fast as they can into one another. Rugby is hard as fuck and you can get fucked up but I've played rugby and football and I've been hurt far more times in football.
Louisville.
The Argentinian (w/ chorizo and chimichurri sauce),
Also, the Bacon Breakfast Burger, and The Local Kentucky Burger (of course), with grass-fed ground beef and Kenny’s Gouda cheese.
>>79749968
cancer ..
>>79749961
cancer
>>79747849
Listen here Hans! This here is a top of the line Grover burger, a burger dedicated to the local fat ass president who used to hunt here years ago. Its got over 2,000 calories of freedom, comes with top caliber beef, ketchup, blue cheese, swiss cheese, tomatoes, lettuce, and of course on the side pickle and fries.
>>79746138
FREEDOM!!
>>79749493
Is that John McCain
>>79749995
The forward pass is what makes football so much more injury prone than rugby. QBs and receivers get blindsided very often because they'll have their back to the defense.
>>79749913
They're into faggy sports, of course looks matter to them
>>79749920
Its OK Texas, we know you are getting cucked by California liberals and slowly turning blue.
>>79746138
i got teary eyed reading that story
god bless that man and that eagle
>>79750191
Sorry m8 that looks like fresh diarrhea.
>>79749660
Well, you did need those extra 96,000 Spaniards and Frenchies with their ships.
>>79750106
Enjoy your toast sandwich fuckin commie scum
>>79750221
The best part was the cop giving him the okay to do it. This country is fucking wonderful.
>>79747978
>>79747978
Damn, are we really that good at football? America, fuck yeah.
>>79749822
If he was drunk we should all be immensely thankful this didn't become a Huffpo headline of "intoxicated Trump supporter traps and shoots Bald Eagle on Nation's Birthday"
>>79746138
All American Patriots assemble!
MN reporting.
>>79747849
Have a breakfast burger straight from Cleveland, Ohio.
>>79750141
>2,000 calorie hamburger
Fuck it, I'd try it. Looks delicious.
>>79750399
PA REPORTING IN
BEST STATE
>>79750394
I doubt he was drunk. I guess a DNR officer told him to go ahead and they wouldn't do that if he was tanked.
>>79750411
hopping on I-80 right now, friend
>>79750399
California reporting in
831
>>79750191
>>79750232
>he doesn't enjoy a good shit sandwich every once in a while
>>79750191
how do you eat that, with a spoon?
>>79750399
VA here
>>79750399
MI here
>>79746138
DOG BLESS :DDDDD
>>79750399
Texas here
>>79750191
step up your game bro! Looks terrible!
>>79750530
>using a spoon for sloppy joe
what are you, a fucking degenerate?
>>79750530
with your hands like a real man.
>>79749493
The French got more than paid back in two world wars.
As a britbong, you should know this. You were sitting there on the sidelines watching both times.
>>79750399
NY representing
>>79750454
>ASs
>>79750512
Is that the seal that died because assholes were taking selfies with it?
>>79750106
we did the Brexit first!
AMERICA!
>>79750530
with a gun
>>79747849
Thurman Cafe in Columbus, Ohio
Happy 2016th Birthday, America :^)
>>79746138
Happy Independence day friends!
>>79750512
Just planking on a rock and enjoying life m8
>>79750590
>pic
>implying every faction is simply trying to persuade everyone else they're in the right
Decadent western liberal thinking.
ISIS know they're right. They don't care that you don't believe. It isn't their job to convince you, it's their job to kill you.
>>79750399
Illinois reporting in!
>>79749493
After Saratoga there was no realistic chance that the British could have subdued the colonists. The French only helped speed up the inevitable conclusion.
>>79747978
>tfw America is also back to back world war champions
>>79750399
IN reporting in.
Happy Independence Day, brethren.
>>79746757
kek
>>79750756
noice burger, I eat her up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxO9k53IsMU
Is the OP more or less American than the paki terrorist who died from burning the flag?
>>79750989
(((Horowitz)))
>>79750646
>America did anything in WWI
Mate.
>>79746138
[Thunderous Applause]
>>79750399
Alaska still ready to fight communism. Our loli maid brigades demand combat.
>>79750399
Kentucky reporting in
Central CA here
Charcoal getting ready now, 5lbs of tri tip waiting
Happy 4th everyone
>>79751078
(((Greatest ally)))
Happy Birthday America!
Probably the most depressing day of the year for me.
I wish I was American so bad.
To celebrate our independence, name your favorite
>War
>President
>State
>Patriot
>American Made Product
>>79751090
Admittedly, we did get in the game a bit late.
>>79747849
Are YOU a HAMBURGer
>>79749493
Of course you ignorant bong, that's why the second most American food is the FRENCH fry.
>>79750399
MO reporting in
can someone tell God to make it stop raining on the 4th?
>>79750512
Quick! Hide it before Canada sees...
>>79750191
What the hell, man.
FUCK YEAH
GOD BLESS AMERICA
>>79751259
Don't forget french toast...
>>79751234
You were a non-entity in WWI, in all honesty. WWII, it's a different story. But the fucking poo-in-loos were worth more than you in WWI.
>>79750399
Ohio reporting it.
>>79751212
>>War
Mexican-American War
>>President
Andrew Jackson
>>State
Michigan cuz home
>>Patriot
Hulk Hogan
>>American Made Product
Ford F-150
>>79748391
I'm from Oklahoma and what the actual fuck?
>>79747849
Pico de gallo, avocado, and chipotle are rly common here
>>79747410
>shitty little 380
you can keep it
>>79750191
I do not know what the fuck that is and it looks like pure shit, but damnit it sits between two buns and I WANT IT.
>>79747849
I give you New Mexico Green Chile Cheeseburger.
>>79751212
>Revolutionary war
>Andrew Jackson
>Texas
>Thomas Paine
>Harley
>>79748391
Oklahoma "cuisine", no wonder we hate you so much down here in the lone star state.
>>79751396
>>>President
>Andrew Jackson
you misspelled Trump
>>79751277
>bag of David sunflower seeds next to him
God Bless this country
>>79750191
dude no, just no
>>79751419
It's asloppyjoe you philistine.
>>79749443
Oh snap. Somebody knows about the 50 year old grease
>europoors will never have god tier money
USA!
USA!
USA!
Best neighbor, ally and friend.
>>79750078
why black buns though?
>>79747849
"driftwood burger" from Plymouth Massachusetts. Its a huge pretzel stuffed with burger.
>>79751518
>trump
>not the first emperor
I didn't misspell shit.
>>79749984
So guys who aren't football players got outfootballed by professional football players? Fascinating!
>>79751212
>War
Civil
>President
Sam Houston
>State
Texas
>Patriot
Jim Bowie
>American Made Product
Freedom
God damn I love this country
GOD BLESS THE USA
>>79750399
NM here build the damn wall already!!
Post 'Merica songs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6ikO6LMxF4
>>79750563
>20W 17R 8U
What a price our founding fathers paid for our freedom
I just want to die
>>79751560
>sloppyjoe
>not a juicy burger
lad
>>79750191
ew, enjoy your bloody diarrhea sandwich
>>79751212
Revolutionary
Washington
California
John Hancock
Pic related
Happy Independence day my American chums.
I used to be butthurt about the whole seceding from the crown thing, but after getting a taste of my own freedom from the European menace I can understand.
>>79748930
What the fuck is UEFA? No one knows what that is you dumb yuropoor.
>>79747978
FUCK YEA (fuck yea)
>>79748930
>undefeated in World Wars
Didn't the Netherlands get invaded and surrender to the Germans in less than a week?
>>79750399
Seattle Soviet Socialist Republic reporting in
>>79751839
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZnB9fv0GBA
Some Patriotic Metal
>>79751212
>WWII
>Roosevelt I
>Oregon
>Rand Paul
>Anything made by Google
>>79749674
>south jersey trash
We should gas everything south of Newark (newark included).
North Jersey is best Jersey
>>79748930
>He has to compare America to literally everybody else to compete
>I don't know what the fuck UEFA is but I'm pretty sure Aquafresh hasn't won any either
>>79748382
FUCK YEA (fuck yea)
>>79751967
Please tell me there is not a statue of lenin in seattle.
>>79751873
Welcome to the club brother
>>79751873
Revival of British and American relations when??
>>79751212
Revolution
Coolidge
Alaska
Andrew Jackson
Jack Daniels
>>79751212
>War
Revolutionary
>President
Andrew "cane-a-bitch" Jackson
>State
Florida
>Patriot
The missile
>American made product
MY FELLOW AMERICANS
>>79750078
were in Louisville do you get these
>>79751212
>War
WWII, Pacific theater
>President
Washington
>State
Indiana, my home
>Patriot
Thomas Jefferson
>American Made Product
American brewed beer, freedom
>>79749439
This was in Minnesota you cuck.
>>79751150
Happy 4th, homie.
>>79752139
>Please tell me there is not a statue of lenin in seattle.
No, certainly not, nothing of the sort
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Statue_of_Lenin,_Seattle
Happy birthday burger bros! FUCK YEAH!
>>79746757
i just went to mcdonalds again after 3 years murrica fuck yeah
Who's watching the fireworks from they're home?
San Diego's harbor is visible from my house.
>>79752313
Jesus fucking Christ...
The west coast was a mistake.
>>79750399
FL reporting in, Happy Freedom day brother.
>>79751212
>Revolutionary
>George Washington
>Maine/Vermont tie
>John Adams/Benjamin Franklin tie
>BURGERSBURGERSBURGERS
>
>>79751636
Argentinian.
>>79752319
Thanks Morocco.
>>79752442
wow im stupid. My state is Rhode Island, I thought you meant my favorite state.
240 YEARS OLD TODAY IF MY MATH IS CORRECT.
CHECK THE FLAG. MY MATH IS CORRECT!
>>79750399
ND here.
>>79746138
>ribs bbq guns and titties. I wish canada wasnt cucked
>>79752476
Kek
Anyone have any good movies to watch on the Fourth?
All I can think of is based Mel's The Patriot.
>>79751839
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5vzXyHLDyA
Album is a loosely based concept album about the Civil War
>>79750399
NORTH CAROLINA HERE
>>79750399
California (925) reporting in!
POO S A POO S A POO S A POO S A
>>79750399
NY REPORTING IN
>post yfw you live in America
>>79748002
Sam Hyde is better than your faggot emu wars.
>>79751212
>WWII
>Andrew Jackson
>Kentucky
>Hulk Hogan
>Jack Daniels
>>79750399
North Carolina reporting in
>>79752581
Watch Robert Altman's Nashville. Even though it's a satire it's perfect for today.
>>79752510
And we have been fighting or at war for the majority of those 240 years.
Freedom isn't cheap.
>>79752522
Men have ribs, men have nipples, and guns are phallic male PENIS worship. You should be more progressive and stop objectifying stuff
AMERICA!! FUCK YEAH!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPGyt3ZDv2Y
>>79750399
MN also reporting in
>>79751839
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwIUiADdmXA
More Patriot Metal this dude was on the Alex Jones show before.
>>79751977
>anything made by google
>enjoy your corrupt search results and election manipulation...
>>79751212
1812. first flexing of our new muscle as new country. Honourable mention to the anti-muslim privateering
Jefferson, baby. Louisiana Purchase, Lewis&Clark. Kept Britain at bay by courting France. This more than anything set the stage for the US's transition from a fledgling federation of coastal states to sole continental superpower
I'm from the big bent wester state that's known for it's movies, tech sector, and leftist politics. It's expensive as fuck, but literally best weather in the lower 48.
They were all good but Sam Adams is one of the most undermentioned
pic related. I've always had a thing for jets. He who rules the skies, rules the waves.
blyad
>>79749818
No rugby is the most dangerous major team sport.
>>79748910
Nice cherrypicking, bong
>>79749234
That looks so fucking good.
>>79752715
So much freedom:')
>>79750399
Colorado, reporting in
>>79746138
I have to be honest thats pretty fucking American.
>>79752813
https://youtu.be/wmUuiO6x1E0
>>79749433
>What is Canadian bacon
You misspelled ham
>>79752522
We have all of those though. We just have less guns.
It's not like it's hard to get a Restricted license anyway. It is too bad that faggots banned a bunch of the best guns by name though.
>>79751212
Revolution
Teddy
Pennsylvania
Jefferson
Toyota Tacoma
>>79747849
Juicy Lucy burger from Minneapolis Minnesota
>>79751392
Anyone is worth your guy's as well, don't you guys always ask for help, I mean it's not like we went out of our way to ask the Nepalese for their help and take credit for it.
>>79752669
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJxuaei8zKA
>>79750191
The India Burger!
>>79750399
ARIZONA REPORTING IN
ORNERIEST STATE IN THE UNION
SLACKJAWED FAGGOTS NEED NOT APPLY
>>79752987
This post was almost English. You guys are coming along rightly. Proud of you.
Obligatory.
Imagine your next birthday when he gets it?
That shit will be OFF THE HOOK! FUCK YEAH!
>>79750191
OP said AMERICAN burgers, not Indian burgers
get it right
>>79746138
>No one posted Fortunate Son yet
Y'all should be ashamed of yourselves
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7qkQewyubs
>>79746138
Remember kiddos, Americans are the only people on the planet who speak English correctly. Don't let any butthurt bongs tell you otherwise.
http://mentalfloss.com/article/29761/when-did-americans-lose-their-british-accents
>tl;dr England got BTFO so hard in the American Revolution they literally forgot how to pronounce the letter R
>>79748805
is this eggman as baby?
>>79752959
fuck you NZ nigger.
>>79748930
>povertyball
Another good burger.
>>79746138
happy birthday America. Hope the years in your past was the worst and the years to come to be your best.
>>79750399
WA reporting in. Shooting guns at acetylene tanks later tonight.
>>79753100
fuck you REGULAR nigger.
>>79747849
Here in Colorado double donut bacon burger.
>>79751212
>War
The First Barbary War
>President
Trump
>State
Texas
>Patriot
God-Emperor Donald J. Trump
>American Made Product
God-Emperor Donald J. Trump
>>79750191
I thought this was am American thread not an India thread
>>79753119
Thanks SA! May your country be cleansed of the Negro hordes.
Congrats
Now het your guns, because Chicanos only use small firearms. You have a country to save, and no magican business man with golden flowing hair is going to do it by himself, he is only the catalyst
>>79749851
Holy fuck it's been a long time!
thanks and sorry for Wales
>>79753075
It's OK Ahmed you're almost as British as terrible teeth.
>>79752959
9/10 for relevancy
415 Faggotville reporting in. Happy 4th! And thanks for all the international well-wishers. Back atcha where you are. May freedom ring where you are as well
>>79750399
GLORIOUS NH HERE
ANYONE KNOW ANY GOOD BURGER JOINTS AROUND HERE
>>79748726
>Trump
>global business
what a joke
>>79752979
>Toyota Tacoma
This shouldn't make me as angry as it does.
>>79753259
I'm not English. I live in the whitest country in the West. Rethink your strategy, 60%.
>>79752982
Juicy Lucy's are the best kind of burger desu; further probing that Minnesota is the best state. But OP already proved that, so whatever.
>>79749720
>I eat burgers all the time and I'm underweight.
then you're doing it wrong
>>79750191
DELET THIS
>>79753362
What are you angry at, though?
If you're angry at the fact that domestic trucks are less American than Toyota ones, your anger is justified.
If you're angry at me for picking the Tacoma, you're retarded because Toyota uses more American parts than any other company, and they produce their trucks in Texas.
>>79751212
>war
WW2
>president
JFK (soon to be Trump)
>state
Alaska
>patriot
Tom Brady
>US made product
My Pillow, I suggest you all get one.
>>79751212
>War
Revolutionary
>President
Theodore Roosevelt
>State
North Carolina
>Patriot
Paul Revere
>American Made Product
L. L. Bean boots
>>79753264
forgot pic
>>79753314
You don't know what globalism is.
Wooo let's hear it for Isis
F R E E D O M
>>79753487
Bitch you're lucky we didn't delet your whole entire country
>>79753528
MODS
>>79753291
What area?
t. 603
>>79750394
Ah yes... Good ole Arianna.. that crazy Greek with a brain full of shit, mouth full of gas and a yet so constipated and so chronically upset.
Happy independence day lads
We wouldn't give you the country without a nice fight
>>79753492
>What are you angry at, though?
Michigander
>>79751212
>Korean
>Washington
>Washington (only state I have ever lived in)
>My grandfather who was in the Pacific during WW2 as a marine in Okinawa (RIP grandpa).
>Filson's Tin Cloth pants and jackets.
>>79753528
delet this
>>79753668
???
>>79753609
Nigger behave
>>79748910
For you.
Side bar: This voice actor is based. This year he is doing a win-dixie ad where ALL profits go to warrior charity today. Second most patriotic ad he as ever done.
This is the most:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_W96wCck7U
>>79750399
LA reporting
>>79751212
Revolutionary
JFK
FL
Trump
Ford F-150
>>79753099
I think it's Maisie Williams as a toddler.
FUCK YEAH
U
C
K
Y
E
A
H
>>79747849
Carolina Burger
>cole slaw
>chili
>cheese
>>79750399
Behind enemy lines in Delaware here. Woodside/Camden
>>79751596
Is there an ink stamp I can buy to make more of this!?!
fuck Harriet tubman, I want specOps ben franklin
>>79747849
My grill yesterday
>>79753870
>cole slaw
not sure if American enough
>chili
>cheese
Nevermind, hell yeah brother.
>>79748930
Suck a fucking dick, toothpaste. Nobody here knows or cares what you're talking about. We're too busy winning.
>>79753626
anywhere from manchganistan to salem
>>79751212
>War
American Revolution. Nothing beats fertilizing our fields with redcoats
>President
Based Theodore Roosevelt
>State
Wyoming. Beautiful, pristine, friendly, white, everything good about America.
>Patriot
Ben "Take the beaners to the cleaners" Garrison
>American Made Product
Pick any man-made object on Mars
>>79754086
It's strange: the clogs have been by far the most butthurt today. Even more than the Turkroach poster.
Always liked this one, bonus for Jackson reference.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50_iRIcxsz0
>>79753745
If you can't figure out why people from Michigan dislike Japanese car companies I don't know what to tell you.
>>79747917
It's just a young bald eagle
They go from dark feathers to light feathers when they mature
That being said this happened here and when I saw the story I choked up a little
Poor thing was stuck there for over two days till the guy basically said I'll have to shoot the thing down and his girlfriend was like that's exactly what you're going to do.
https://youtu.be/2dHN1rsKDm0
>>79751212
>War
Korea
>President
Jackson
>State
Almost heaven West Virginia
>Patriot
Jefferson
>American Made Product
American Barbells are the best you can buy.
>>79754303
I can't figure it out because Michigan isn't a relevant enough state for me to care about or know your memes
>>79751212
>WWII
>Jefferson
>Texas
>John Browning
>Fries
>>79749274
tear in my eye.
God may bless the queen, but Dog blesses all of America.
>>79751839
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEAn9dNavT4
be proud lads
>>79754303
>>79754383
it just hit me
detroit
FUGGGGG
>>79753555
Lewd.
Florida
new thread pls
>>79747849
Here's an A+ #1 Boston burger.
>>79754468
You were unaware that all three US auto companies started and are headquartered in Michigan?
>>79754630
And the irony being that the Toyota Camry is the "most American" car right now.
http://www.autonews.com/article/20160628/OEM01/160629860/toyota-camry-returns-to-no.-1-on-most-american-list
>>79751212
Revolutionary
John Hancock
Texas
Mel Gibson
Madeira Wine
>>79754630
I don't equate the big 3 with Michigan, I equate them with Detroit.
Literally nothing else matters with Michigan, so why would you even bring it up?
Toyota is still more American, plus they're made in TEXAS. Shut down GM and Chrysler already and make the ecoboost better and more American then we'll talk
>>79754706
It's not too ironic. Japan is a vassal state.
>>79753837
FUCK YEA (fuck yea)
>>79751110
Whoa there buddy. Why the hell should we be the tip of the spear?!
>>79752656
MFW you will never be american
>>79754706
Hence the salt.
>>79754765
Only GM is headquartered in Detroit and GM sucks dick anyway.
>>79754765
>Shut down GM and Chrysler already and make the ecoboost better and more American then we'll talk
Chrysler will be dead in 10 years, mark my words. Sergio is a fucking retard who says electric cars are not the future. They will vanish into obscurity -- the rental car companies have already moved on to the Jetta as the de facto midsize car (replacing the even shittier 200/Sebring).
>>79749493
>dozens of towns, cities and counties across the US are named Lafayette
>the park across the street from the White House is Lafayette Square
>saved their asses and yours in BOTH world wars
Try harder ding dong britbong
Happy birthday, you fat eight-year-old of nations!
May you live long and prosper!
>>79751212
>Mexican-American War
>Madison
>All of them (Minus the west coast)
>Nathanael Greene
>AR-10s
>>79753837
Would motorboat while she emptied the magazine/10
>>79750756
thumbnail looks like alien from district9
>>79751212
>War
Revolution
>President
Washington
>State
100 years ago: My own state, Maryland
Now: Tennessee
>Patriot
Francis Marion
>American Made Product
pic related
>>79754955
electric cars may be the future in Europe, but we aren't ditching our gas cars for a long, long time.
although... electric cars are good for torque, and pickups need torque...
Chrysler already killed the Viper off, and Ram has gone to utter shit, and its just Italian trash. Literally the worst of the big 3, somehow beating GM. GM is a fucking disgrace that needs to shut down and pay its bailout back
>>79751212
>Revolutionary
>Washington
>Missouri
>Tom Brady
>Trump Steaks
>>79750512
I'm downtown Santa Cruz bro
>>79749142
>>79749503
>>79749694
You could just make them yourself. Or do you fuckwits not know how to cook?
>>79751873
It's all good friend.
>>79755131
>>Tom Brady
>>Trump Steaks
kek
nice
>>79749818
It's the same with boxing when they made you wear gloves. Now you can punch the guy's head all you want without breaking your hand!
>>79754468
Gays would have an ASs+HBIT indeed.
>>79755099
I like that
>>79755274
what the fuck are you saying
>>79755432
Your ID, I guess it was some kind of joke.
>>79751212
War on Terror
George W Bush
Texas
Toby Kieth
Ford trucks
>>79755490
>reading IDs
>>79755521
>Ford trucks
Best trucks
>>79755115
>Ram has gone to utter shit
RAM is a huge part of Chrysler's sales, along with Jeep. It's absolutely absurd how many retards buy those pieces of shit.
"but muh offroading capability"
Yes, for all of the bumper-to-bumper traffic you sit in.
>>79755638
i live in rural PA, and jesus fucking christ every other truck is a lifted diesel red ram. there was some girl i was hanging out with that was a ramwhore and all she talked about was how great rams are, when i asked where hers was, she said it was broken down in her driveway
while we were riding around in my 1999 f150
I drive an impala now, but as soon as I get called back in to work, Im buying a Tacoma
>>79748930
We need to amend the vconstitution so that soccer and football are nationally enshrined sports to be spread in the name of burgers
>>79746138
Happy motherfucking independence day to the greatest nation on earth and I am not even fucking around I love you guys.
Seriously, enjoy this day because the freedoms you take for granted now may not exist in 20 years.
May I one day win the green card lottery and join you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAsbmoEt6rg
>>79754332
jesus he shot it down with a 22? fuck, dedication right there
it's my dog's birthday, five today. here he is in his American birthday shirt.
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA