How do the vassal states of /pol/ plan on paying tribute to the glorious American empire today?
I am eating a slice of apple pie.
>American Empire
>Cannot defeat Vietnam in a war
Kek
I had a burger fro breakfast, and intend on having another for dinner
I took an assault spoon to the local school today.
>>79720402
I had burgers for lunch and currently drinking Knob Creek Small Batch Bourbon. Then again it's also my birthday.
>be libertarian
>want big mac
>must reduce unnecessary spending
>get McDub instead
I did an extra 2 sets of heavy ass squats for this country and am gonna have some apple pie for my post workout dessert.
>>79720758
Happy birthday faggot! The freest day of them all.
>>79720402
With Kompot. Prolonging their life with over 5 years
>>79720402
Vietnamese rice for lunch.
>>79720402
Not sleeping today I guess. We don't really celebrate usa stuff (Christmas maybe?, but I think that one is universal at this point). Some of you celebrate may 5 for some reason.
>>79720777
You're doing the lords work son. Keep it up:
>>79720402
How does the glorious american empire plan on paying tribute to the great galactic assembly of israel?
>>79720762
>kids juice box instead of a coke
rand.......
>>79720837
Thanks.
>>79721200
he's a growing randlet
>picks up 20 extra cups at mcdonalds so the taxpayers don't have to pay to supply the cups in his office
what a guy
I already made this picture last night, but I'll probably have a beer and watch Team America later or some shit.
>>79720402
Yeah cause military equipment patroling the streets is a sure sign of freedom
>>79721680
That brought a tear to my eye...truly amazing
>>79720402
Sitting on my ass, just like a good burger would
>>79721173
We'll keep you alive since you're only even there so we can have influence in the region.
>>79720402
Congratulations on escaping from monarchist cuck-dom but there is a warning from history against taking it too far.
>>79720402
By eating some fried chicken.
Fuck McDonald's, KFC is the god of fast food.
>>79722961
KFC is nigger feed.
>>79720402
Im grilling today
>>79720402
It's Tightarse Tuesday so I'll get some KFC in your honour.
Have a great day Ameribros!
>>79720402
Went to Aunt's on Saturday. We all chowed down. I had chicken, all the girls (yes I was the only guy there, wtf) ate fruit and Chinese food. Her nigger cat scratched my dog's face. He still has blood stains around his eye. Surprised I didn't toss the motherfucker in the microwave.
Today mom and sister are going to New York, and I'm home alone, watching porn and fapping in the corner of my room.
